 Well, what is up beautiful? How are you doing? So a little update of my life I put a monitor in front of my face a massive monitor and I I can't stop watching myself drink water on it So I'm a hairdresser. I watch videos and I react to them for a living Yes I love 2019 I'm just kidding. Listen. Okay. I do a lot of stuff in my life not just that all right I do I do a lot. All right. I do be feeling a lot and I do be working a lot and that isn't all I do with my life, but Still it's pretty dope and I'm very grateful and thank you for being here and watching say so we're gonna be watching some people do Some emo hair styling and some emo haircuts and some emo things and some seen things and I love that I was a scene kid if you didn't already know that I've said that a million times in this channel So let's get started. Let's watch some emo hair styling to tutorials. Let's do it Right, you're distracting me you're distracting me. Hey, you think you're so cool because you're distracting me So I was doing some really intense research for this video today And I know I mean like really just a lot of hard-hitting Research and I found this video that I just felt needed to be shared more than it already has been and has 467,000 views and it's called how to do emo hair for guys hair care and styling and it's by eHow Beauty I mean if eHow made a video about this, I need to see it It seems like something that I need in my life. So let's click play here Oh, this is already starting off gold. She's southern She's southern and she's doing an emo hair styling tutorial for a 10-year-old child and he's wearing Abercrombie. I mean This is gold. Absolute gold. Oh this poor woman Oh Nothing to say Can we get a zoom in of this face, please? Oh This kid hates his life. This is definitely his mom and she is forcing him to do this Yes, salon 27. Oh I need to go there. That's really all I wanted to share with you guys I mean like we could end the video here and I'd be happy that was so Good for me. I needed that today. It was so good. That's It so thank you guys so much for watching today. Don't forget. Okay. All right next video All right, our next video is by fernie mac and this is called emo scene haircut tutorial Featuring a razor blade. I mean what emo tutorial didn't feature a razor blade I want to know I want to talk to that person who did not use a razor Oh My favorite thing is when people start videos by saying hey YouTube or hey vlog I don't know a lot of people named youtuber vlog but Maybe that's like not a millennial thing. I don't know Yeah, you could say that Of course we are. I mean what else would we do? Let me just tell you also this is from this year So just gonna leave that there Man, I want to see it. I might have to click The annotation When I'm done Okay Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it hate for any it's it's chic I don't know if you've seen the commercials, but it's a chic razor not chic. I am chic Ernie, I just hope one day. I'm as brutal as you that is Honestly, all I want for my life and I can die happy. Obviously. We're just gonna have to Flat iron his already damaged chair A little damaged and it looks like the flat iron did absolutely nothing. Oh god for him What are we gonna do? So we're gonna take a razor that's made for shaving the face and we're gonna cut our Not combed out curly hair. I mean it kind of I mean So I think he's I think his music is copyrighted, so I'm gonna just do a little fucking mute on that one, so oh Yeah, that's gonna do it that is gonna do it. I'm pretty sure Razors like that will literally do nothing to your hair and let me just tell you Ferney if you wanted to use a razor All you got to do is go to friggin Sally's or any of those places and they cut they have Razors that are actually meant for your hair and it does a way better job than a chic razor That's or a chic razor. Sorry. It'd be a lot easier and it's processed for a lot faster And I'm pretty sure the razors that I meant for your hair the cheap ones are cheaper than chic razors So Bernie you're welcome And don't ever ask me again for any more advice But you are welcome and I'm loving this haircut. It looks so good Great, so it's basically just a eight minute video of him doing nothing to his hair so thank you for any for that waste of time and Everybody at home you're welcome for that. You're welcome for me wasting your time also So that was a big waste of time Let's watch a follow-up video by Ferney where this one's called how to spike how to do spike How to spikey emo hair gotta be styling job. I mean what else will we use hopefully this is a little bit better than Last one because I was just Not freaking feeling that one. Should I do like a PewDiePie and just like from now on just stand up Would that make you guys uncomfortable? Can we try it real quick? Yeah, you did Chemical cut for any what is happening to this head of yours. I I'm like, I'm genuinely interested how you got to this point And I'm so sorry if that comes off mean or rude or whatever, but I'm genuinely just curious how we got here Call me crazy, but I'm just not understanding something I mean you got 15,000 different shades of blue and then it looks like you got quite the chemical cut going on And I'm thinking some of those chemicals may have gone in your eyebrow and cut them off But listen listen dude live your brutal life man. I'm just kidding for real though live your life I love that. I mean the eyebrow look is is you're kind of killing the game and the makeup and the piercings like Love it We love it, but I meant to say the hair just for me it ain't it man. That isn't it nobody asked for my opinion, but Who cares Furnie nobody came to know that No No, please tell me that's not true ferns. That is not real You definitely have something in your hair. How does it possibly say in the side comb over like that without having anything in your hair? I mean Furnie. I'm getting a little worried at this point like I wasn't at first But now I'm a little worried that why your hair is this well We already know why his hair is this damage He's been coloring and coloring and coloring and coloring and coloring and coloring it clearly there's something going on Go do something really over you right now Furnie. We're in a fight. I'm gonna be so impressive this stands up Yo, I need that stuff. Oh my god. I get it now Furnie is giving himself ferns This all of a sudden makes so much sense to me. I can't but I didn't put two into together from like the beginning This is so embarrassing. Furnie is giving himself ferns Furnie is furnishing. Maybe not that one. I keep on wanting to do this, but I'm gonna do this That makes two of us so let's get it done Eek that color. How did we get here with this color? Please give us a story time on this one Furnie It's a disaster. Maybe the worst color I've ever seen is that mean? That's okay. What do you mean? Who cares? This is abuse. Help me Would these things go out to be glued? Review? Edit in flames here. Burn! Gotta be glued just melting and there goes all their business Burn! Gotta be glued! 3.5. What have you rated it? Furnie, I'm so sorry that I literally just came for you so much, but Maybe we should just shave our heads next time. I don't know all about the brutal life But this was a little bit too brutal for me and that's saying something because I don't think I've ever been too brutaled in my life But all right, it's not working and somebody has to say it. All right enough of Mr. Furns We're on to Lacey Davis and this is called how I do my big Scene hair. Lacey, this is clearly gonna be a throwback video because this is from 2012 So we're getting some very very genuine scene hair. All right, and I do have it muted But I'm gonna let you know there's a lot of scrim on this song. There's a lot of scrim I'm going through right now Okay, so believe it or not she has not started teasing our hair yet Shocking, I know but she has not I mean the hit the base has to come first I mean you got to have the mullet cut you got to have the mullet And if you do not have the mullet you cannot consider yourself a scene queen You have to take a razor blade and cut that mullet until the ends of your hair are just one piece wide and the top of your hair is a Helmet and then possibly after that you can consider yourself a scene queen But then you have to tease it all and then and then maybe after that you can consider yourself a scene queen And then maybe even after that a lot of hair is great and then maybe you can be considered a scene queen Okay, so Lacey's going in with the hairspray and with her her back combing. Oh Look at how satisfying. Oh Lacey and you can tell her hair is used to this it is already ready. Oh Lacey Lacey baby girl. That is it. That is it. Oh, you know your hair It has been teased so many damn times when it just stands straight up like that And that is how you do it ladies and gentlemen and that is how we get it done Yes, Lacey, you are getting me everything. I wanted today and more and thank you for that. Oh, bless your hair darling Bless your hair. Okay, so we do like three Spike that is sort of the moment Lacey is going for is like and I think she's gonna brush it all back after usually They use like a flat brush. You guys want to know a quick story while she's doing this I actually used to watch these videos for fun when I was seen and I wanted this style more than Anything nobody could tell me that it wasn't cute. Nobody. I used to take my girlfriend's hairs I used to force them to let me tease every strand of their hair until they looked like a scene Barbie doll And I may be happy and what have anything that makes me that happy in life now No, so I'd like that back. Whoever took that away from me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, I love it Okay, so now we take a paddle brush This is the part where I love so much because they take a paddle brush and they just start brushing that out and they form That helmet. Oh, it already looks so good. Lacey. I'm so proud of you girl Baby girl. Oh, you tell them those other girls a are hate in and ain't nobody care because those bangs are coming from one side Of the head to the other and that is when you know your hair is looking good I mean commit to something you guys commit to something. It's not equinoxes Tagline commit to something and Lacey has committed. Oh That's it that is what I needed. This is all I ever wanted in my life And she knew it and how much do you want to bet that was her look that day? it was the hair out to here and Then she wore the tank top with a gray hoodie because it was all about the hoodies man If you can have a collection of a hundred billion hoodies, you weren't a scene queen Is if that's not the Aussie hairspray strongest fold Aussie hairspray I'm gonna be mad because that is also in the starter kit for being a scene queen or The rave hairspray those were the two most iconic hairsprays of that time and arguably they still are I don't know if anybody took them off their throne yet X Mando might be coming for them at some point good for her for Putting all that time into that look. Oh, and we added the pin. She added the bow on this side. Oh, I love it Thank you so much. All right, so next video is how I tease my scene here by pink cyanide That is such a good scene name. I was out there at brally bananas and Pink cyanide it should have been my name should have been Yes That is it. Okay, so let's start off with a little breakdown here We got the boy bull cut on top with the two strands hanging down Which are probably extensions the damage beyond repair Hair that has faded out pink with yellow roots and on top of that We got the coon tail the black hair coon tail on the bottom And if that isn't the perfect recipe for a scene look then my career is over. I mean Yeah, that is definitely what I came here Oh and as I was looking away for the next for the past five seconds We already are forming the most beautiful lion's mane I've ever seen and I'm so happy about it We're poor little hair. It's okay. You resurrect someday. We can only hope Aha, yeah, yeah, there's nothing better too than when it's all teased really close to the root here And there's these small little pieces cascading off the top. It really is a work of art Honestly, it's not easy getting this hair. It is a commitment. I mean it is just spectacular Oh, see now she's gonna do the brushing out which is my favorite part personally I don't know what yours is, but oh gosh. Yes. Yes Yes, yes So now we are forming that beautiful cascading Waterfall hair look that we all desire really and if you don't I don't know who you are because I know you And I don't know what you want And okay, great. What's the back look like? Oh Yeah That's the back That's the back man. That is The back what are you doing with your hair pink cyanide? This is so Exactly what I needed tonight. Oh, thank god I did I was worried she wasn't gonna put the bangs the entire side of her head if she didn't I would have had to Click off. Oh, thank god. We got the comb over. We got the lion's made and we got the heart of me Oh good for me I'm gonna sleep so good tonight knowing that all his hair is just so beautiful Oh Brings me back every time boys and girls. Thank you for watching. That was major I am still basically a scene boy at heart So I can appreciate everything that we just watched and thank you all for sharing the videos today I'm so sorry. I ripped half of you to shreds, but sometimes life sucks. So thank you for allowing me You didn't really allow me, but I did it anyways, but thank you For being a part of my video And you guys please check out my Instagram at grandma no NYC If you want to see some narcissism with me and my face And a bunch of pictures of me wearing some cool clothes I also follow X mono if you guys want to know about hair product releases new things I'm releasing with X Mondo a wink wink by Glirati if you want that because it's a dope product that I created And thank you so much for watching today And don't forget to live your extra life and I will see you Next time beats