 This season, grab them by the tensile with the official White House 2020 Christmas ornament. The largest, classiest, most beautiful ornament ever created. And it comes with a synthetic epoxy, so it really sticks to that tree. Don't worry, you can get it loose. It just takes a while and damages the tree in the process. While you're at it, why not pick up some ornaments from previous administrations? Like this delightful Obama ornament, the most transparent in history. We've got plenty of administration ornaments to choose from. Buy two and we'll send you a Thomas Jefferson Ancestry.com gift card. Buy five and you'll receive a festive Waco Comptown Yule Log. Did you know we require other government agencies to make ornaments? How else would ornaments get made? Get the latest, fabulous designs from the NSA, the TSA, the IRS, the Department of Education, even the New York Department of Corrections. This year, the ornament absolutely unquestionably hangs itself. Congress can't agree on a new one, so they've been issuing the same continuing ornaments since 1997. And while the Small Business Administration is restricted from selling ornaments this year due to COVID, the FDA ornament should be coming soon. We're just waiting on the approval process. Might have it by January, but who knows? No rush, not a big deal. Take your time, take your time. And speaking of January, don't forget to tune in for the federal government's New Year's Eve Spectacular, where once again the CDC will be dropping the ball. Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the White House commemorative ornament and fuel efficiency standards commission. A federal sub-agency jointly governed by the White House Visitor Center and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. In conjunction with the Federal Pension Guarantee Committee. White House Christmas ornaments, because everything needs to be political.