 What the f**k? Oh my god! What up cocksuckers? Today we're doing episode 3 of full metal alchemist. I want to know something. You have 3 choices. Which one would you pick? 1. To be an alchemist. 2. To have a death note. 3. Have the ability to be a titan. You can only pick one. Which one you picking? You want to know what I'm picking? My nose because I have some s**t in it. Anyways, yeah, let's get to the episode. Yay shall be saved! Kanye's in this s**t too! Oh my god! Jared Leto! Yo, what the f**k is that? Yo, Chantaro, if I see you hanging from up there... Street performers! This dude belongs in New York! Honestly, like if I saw these two, I would think they're street performers too. This happens every day in New York. The other day I was on the train, I saw a guy pull his pants down and take a s**t right in the middle of a pole. Like, I'm not even lying. That happens every day. You just sit there and you're like, It's New York. Now he's doing magic! Bro, they're about to make money, put like a hat out or something so people can toss you money. What is that? Oh s**t, they don't know. Damn! Oh yeah, blowing him. Oh my god, there we go. That's what I needed in my day, bro. Whenever I'm having a rough day, bro, I put on this show and I look at his face. That's it, man. That completes me. What? The bib squeak! So I'm guessing that's like a common theme, a running theme in the show. Everybody's going to call him like a little man. Yeah, big dick though. I promise you that. Look at the art style of this show, man! Oh, I definitely don't trust him, bro. Never trust a priest, man. You hear all these stories about priestess and children and s**t and they're like doing some funky s**t. This is why, man. This is what I believe every priest does. I don't trust him. I don't trust a pope. Nick, don't say that. I praise the pope. Man, would you trust this guy? It looks like a mob boss. Only one volume of mass can come from the same volume of mass. Oh, man. This is bringing back PTSD to science class. Oh god, another class that got an F. Straight F student, bro. Look at him. He looks like Thanos. Would you trust this Thanos looking mob boss over here? Oh, I want to see some blood in this church. Bring hell to heaven. I'm R... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you say? I'm R-Ligious? The f**k does that... oh, A-Religious. Oh, my god. I'm f**king dumb. Oh, s**t. Oh, my god. That makes me want to turn the camera off. R-Legit... A-Religious. I don't believe in anything. I just believe in you This is what I mean, bro. This is some weird shit, man I go to family events and they start talking to people about the hand of God and Jesus like I don't want to hear about this shit, man I respect your beliefs, but don't throw that shit on me, man. I didn't ask for this He entered church and he's saying this is all fake. That's big dick energy Dude's cutting coke in church. Oh my god. I feel you You Damn All right, I believe the first part of the sentence people are not things Heaven's wrath. I'll show you hell's wrath. Damn, Eddie Oh I love him I am God bitch My god, you're making me moan over here, man. I Think she has a really big connection with God if you know what I mean Looks like Thanos Even as a ring on is that the affinity stone on his ring I ain't calling him father. I'm daddy bitch. Oh my god He's like You in your human weapons, you think that's doing anything to me. He's holding a pistol Get her next Look at her. Oh man, I bet she always has her mouth open for him This is what I mean, man. She is fascinated by a human being right now. Look at her. She's she feel she's looking at him Like he's God That ring the ring I think so too that that ring is glowing that ain't no ring from hot topic man. God's gonna take a shit on your face I'm gonna go into a charge to say that to a priest. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. If you don't hand me that cross My god Damn, what else are you gonna do for him? Shoot your brains out. Okay, daddy. He's smiling and saying is my word is God's word If I died and my girlfriend commits to a life of this I'd haul her ass So yo if she shoots herself, I'm losing all my monetization. You better not do that shit. Oh My god, this was pointing at him Love the show might be a demon slayer with the comedy and the drama But it's different different setting. Oh My god, this girl's got balls I Need a toilet bowl that's like that Imagine I'd sit on that toilet all day, man. I just take a big ass shit, bro Let's my ass is huge too. So perfect all my big booty subscribers could relate to that Get his infinity gauntlet What the fuck is that it's a lion Mixed with with a lizard and a turkey. I don't understand what I'm looking at right now Why are they just looking at him like it's nothing like look at Alphonse. He's like hey, dude So what are you in here for it's an Alphonse or Alphonsey? I'm just gonna call him out. Oh Throw that spear through Thanos his stupid ass head feel bad That's his metal arm. I was about to say what's wrong pussy my god Oh, this show just passed attack on Titan. What's wrong pussy get a good taste. Oh my god I should say that to the next girl I'm with Pussy I can't believe you said that I must start taking my shirt off like that third string they gotta stop doing that Oh Look at that angle before the commercial break the intermission. It was like a different angle, but then they showed it through her eyes Look at that Damn you're changing her beliefs on the spot like that. Okay, how short he is this dude is sexy I Can't wait grab that Bible and fucking beating the death with it blues. I'm waiting My god, I love his attitude calling the cat pussy Domain he's about to do a domain expansion What the fuck you turn in the Rambo? That's my motto for life. God probably hates me anyway So I'm gonna bring hell to earth. That's my motto Man, I don't trust any priest especially after this episode. Oh Man, man, man, man, man, man. What the fuck is this? Why is this guy smiling with a pistol in his hand? Aren't you supposed to be a servant of God this way? I don't believe in religious people I'm sorry if you're religious. I love you, but like these people know when they're like this Look at this guy the music in a show the score in general is phenomenal. I love it. It's so unique to the show It's not like a very cliche theme that throws in every show like it's very unique to this show It makes me how many times am I gonna say show Now she's gonna worship them You don't know I mean this is an emotional scene. I shouldn't make jokes Listen to this music man, this guy's in the studio I love it. That's the karmic in nature of the path we chose I love it My girl better be this devoted when I die Shit the right ending the father Ricky Dink This Ricky Dink I'm gonna start saying that Man, you're not gonna make it past this episode what are you talking about? You're fucking side villain you're this is episode three of my show you you're not making a pass It's fucking episode buddy. No, this is funny your third string Love it. I love his attitude This guy's face this guy is gonna find the nearest roof in about a minute Oh Edrick elder Rick. I'm fuck. How do you say his name? God holy shit So much for the house of God. It's the guy my foot. Oh my god. You have three foot porn for y'all He's like you want church so bad. I'm gonna throw it at you. I'm so bad I'm gonna make the fucking painting of God punch you. Oh shit. I should have known as a third episode. They're not getting this stone Ed Ed Eddie Ed boy is episode three You're not finding this stone and it's what like 60 plus episodes You got another 60 or something to go buddy. You ain't getting this stone right now. He ain't seeing his body anytime soon oh My god Oh daddy, okay. Oh my god. I mean, that's all they can say honestly You got two fine legs Eddie. Oh My god, buddy. He's trying to get that ass. I see what you were doing You want to perform alchemy all right? He's like alchemy. I want an orgy Evil girls back. Oh my god. Oh, I'm ready Yes, camera angle. Yes. Oh God, I would thank her. I even know I'm dead. I'd find a way to thank you for that You could put your finger through my head Who does she call father? You know not a lot happened in this episode, but I still really enjoyed it Like it gave me more of Ed's and Al's Personality it showed us what this world is gonna be like the the world outside Looking in like how they see alchemy what they do They're praising this false god who turns out to be a fraud and then he dies at the end So not a lot happened, but a lot happened at the same time and I still really enjoyed it So there's no complaints on my side. I want to know in the comments Who do you guys relate with more Al or Ed personally? I feel like I'm 100% Ed because I would have called that cat a pussy too and I love his Aggression I love his attitude it relates with me very well. I'm sure you know that but yeah, it's gonna be it for today's video guys I'm gone. Good. Bye