 Hey everyone, welcome back to SNES Drunk Place Final Fight and this time we are on the West Side where evidently there are many advertisements for the restaurant title, restaurant, or those windows. Are those supposed to be windows? I always thought they were posters, I just realized they might be windows with no customers in them. Well, why would there be customers at a restaurant where there's a lot of fights outside? Anyway, yeah, this is the game gets starts to get a little bit harder here. This is where the game really shows it's true, oh shit, there we go that was nifty, oh god cheap shot to the back of the head. When a game, when a beat them up bogs down like this with lots of people, with lots of people on the either side of the screen, fuck, did not want to die there. It really, the gameplay really needs to be slick in that you're able to flip between the left and the right very smoothly, very quickly. Final Fight does this very very well, as good as any beat them up on the Super Nintendo. Like the actual mechanics of getting everybody on one side of the screen is done very very well, as well as any beat them up I think in this game. That's why when people talk about like whoa, it's not the arcade port and blah blah blah it's like the game still plays fantastic so it doesn't have multiplayer so they change some of the names and so you can only have three bad guys on the screen at the same time. It's still, the mechanics are still there for a good game. And there's the sound of cracking somebody in the skull with a pipe, oh that never gets old. It's like freaking hitting a baseball. And of course I'm a big fan of you know really stupid enemies in games where oh that guy's got a big freaking pipe. I'm just going to keep getting up and just walking at him. I'm just going to stand here with my back towards him as he walks towards me and brutalizes the back of my skull with a giant cartoonishly oversized pipe. That's cool. That's going to be another 10 versions of me spawning later in this level anyway. Anyway, like the last episode I'm going to try while I'm playing this game or read this, read the uh what do you call it, the Super Nintendo Player's Guide notes about this game. And there have been some really interesting and amusing notes about this game so far. Like the Andore family fortune that they earned as a family circus over in Eastern Europe before they tragically got tied into the Mad Gear crime gang here in Metro City. I would play an Andore family game but you have like circus side quests and shit. No, I don't know. I'm just talking out my ass. Okay, here we go. We've got G Andore and U Andore and if you're not careful you will get trapped and you will die just like I just did. You got to grab one of the weapons right away and I failed to do that and then just go to town on these motherfuckers. You know my brother and I when we first played this as kids we used to joke it's like oh it's Grandpa and Uncle Andore even though they look exactly like the other two Andores it's the same sprite just with different clothes. They actually are Grandpa and Uncle Andore that's exactly what they're named. And it says Uncle Andore resides on the west side when you come crashing into his home turf he'll be looking for a fight. This brawler is perfect at the Andore. This Andore body slam. It's funny. Like who would have thought I beat him up like this and put this much thought into this game. You know all you're doing is punching stuff. See this is what I'm talking about yeah being able to flip a guy on one side that's the key to doing well in these games is getting everybody on one side. If you get surrounded you're fucked that's when you get that's when you lose lives. Look out of my way bread slow ass pathetic bread and Doug looks like Doug just dug his own grave. No feel me anyway what else can I say about these guys I'm interested in learning what this guide has to say about Jay and Tupi because those guys are really really annoying. Okay they're listed as fast fighters I can take care of this guy while reading. The speedy but weak faction of madgears is made up by two brothers in crime and that's one of them right there Jay. If you lay a hand on them these guys will go down the problem is that they're sometimes sneaky. They come in with a group of fighters and get their shots in when you're busy fighting the other guys. See it's good that the game has a good balance of bad guys like there's speedy guys there's big brutish guys there's strong guys. And then there's Edie here the boss Eddie I have no idea if he's part of the band that did that before I get to deep song from the early 90s. Yeah once you finally get a health bar on him he just fucking gets a gun and shoots you wow that was really easy that's probably the I swear to God that's the fastest I have ever beaten him. Here I am just rambling about fucking early 90s pop songs. What is her name Eddie and the somethings? Eddie and the somethings? I don't remember. Is that chick? That song? He was a butt head saw the video? Never mind. Now we have moved on to the Bay Area and he got a nice background there of Metro City and I like how they dirty up the foreground here with trash everywhere and graffiti on the bench nice touch there you know I do like how these slow guys these bread simons all dress dug here it's like how much you bench I don't know how much you bench I bench like 550 how much you bench I like 520 yeah but how many squats can you do one it's like every day is bench press day in the gym in the final fight universe except for these guys these guys every day is beer and pizza day beer and hamburger day damn it I like that dog back there just because it's it's not even looking at you it's just kind of barking incessantly it's one of those little rat dogs that just doesn't shut up just I hate those fuckers oh we got we got the triple threat here we got three Wong Hoos I don't know if there's some kind of like genetic disaster disastrous experiment three Wong Hoos damn it we only wanted to Wong Hoos what are we gonna do with three of these guys gonna open a fucking ramen shop and just feed them everything inside oh we got more andores here the wallet chain empire people and I got a pipe though check this out you guys want to see my pipe pipe oh fuck you that's so cheap okay anyway what does it say about there are some interesting tips about opening barrels and opening you just just those like those three barrels you just saw me come across there the guide does say while you may feel compelled to open a container as soon as you see it you should wait until all the crooks in the area have been dealt with if a container is in view they'll only come out two at a time I guess that's the guide like saying the graphics engine can't handle that many objects on screen at once just pretty it's a diplomatic way of saying this game is too limited so leave the barrels there that's pretty pretty interesting what else does it say here well I gotta deal with these fuckers you know I've seen Simons on the screen a lot more than anybody let's take a look his attack is ranked as C his defense and speed or B so he doesn't totally suck he only only his attack sucks I just got a free guy it's cool to Simons get out of my way I already read about these guys damn I'm out to die again it says this fighter can actually fall three times before he's out and it's a good thing because he falls a lot sick burn speaking of sick burn I just got freaking wasted so satisfying to be punching three people at the same time but you only have one fist you come on it's not like your Goro oh music change shit's getting serious we got to people hanging out in the bathroom stalls here would you want to take a shit in that stall I take I might I might I feeling if I was feeling adventurous or maybe just too drunk I take a shit in the one with the broken door then again you know maybe not this this is a type of bathroom it looks like it might have a glory hole or five so you know what on second thought no thanks think I might just keep walking let's say hi to slash again mechanics here are very well done you're got to be able to flip guys on one side get everybody on the same side of the screen here boom perfect the games mechanics for that are just really well done fucking Jay see if there's any difference between Jay and to be here Jay the last sentence in Jay's description is you've got more important things to do to mess around with this loser of this this guides disdain for its own characters very cool the only thing that sets to be apart from Jay is the color of his coat okay so they exactly the same damn it there we go that's more like it if she could pet that dog right there I'm a big dog weirdo if this game we're punching dogs I would not be playing it in fact I think is it final fight three that has dogs charge at you and you have to punch him or is it iron no I'm thinking iron command though that game has dogs charge at you and you literally shoot them or punch them or hit them with them or stab them with a knife I'm like wow I got you know that's that's really shitty yeah like I said I'm a big dog weirdo obviously let's see who's coming up here we got motorcycles and shit we got Hollywood throwing out Molotov cocktails what to say about Hollywood in order to be true to his name Hollywood tends to be quite a showman these guys here yeah it doesn't say much about him we're coming up on a really annoying part of the game here where it's kind of fucking ah these guys are so annoying there we go you got to hit him with the knee and then finish him off with the punches after Hollywood here this Hollywood barrage I think we get to in a row that idiot just walked into his own Molotov cocktail it tells me the kind of frickin brain surgeons we're working with here wouldn't want to see one of these guys try and drive one of those motorcycles in the background there probably wouldn't even be able to get it started take a ride slash of course nine-year-old me was so impressive impressive yeah I was really impressive nine-year-old me was very impressed with the fact that this game had character's name oh I'm an idiot so is that guy I'm not alone no the oh yeah this is the hard part this is the hard part you got lots of Hollywood's lots of Elgato's and check it out once you kill one damn this is tough once you yeah they fall from the fucking sky with knives in their hands now if that's not video game violence that it's finest I don't know what it is you got knives laying on the ground you got dudes with knives strapped to their belts you got dudes with knives in their hands flying from the sky some good old-fashioned video game violence let's see very much of that nowadays that violence with a cartoonish quite like almost a Tom and Jerry quality to it and I died again yeah this you're gonna lose a couple lives here this is tough these guys are tough they have a lot of life and they're fucking aggressive as hell look at that oh my god oh I gotta got back at least but anyway like I was saying slash an axle this game has guys named slash an axle I was a ginormous guns and roses fanboy as a kid so I was like that's the coolest thing ever because it's just like guns and roses yeah I like to slash a hell of a lot more than I like to axle but it's like how can I punch slash he's like my hero what doesn't slash go stand on a piano and play an awesome guitar solo nothing nothing and then we get the barbecue inside an oil barrel always healthy nutritious might be a little extra extra carbon to help tenderize or extra oil to help tenderize that meat there we go get everybody on the same side no I did notice there's a timer at the top there I've never I've played this game a hundred thousand times I've never once run out of time in fact I can't remember an instance of ever seeing anybody run out of time on a stage in this game I don't know what purpose that serves at all if it ever had if any since it's ever happened to anybody else let me know I mean how could you possibly run out of time the game is nagging you to go to the right like go go go let's see is there anybody else I can look up here we're bogging down here and Jake was Jake say Jake is no brick wall but he's a little more durable than bread and dug okay nothing much about him what does it say about Axel and Slash Axel and Slash since we're talking about him Axel this guy's no rock star he's just another fighter on the streets of Metro City with a bad attitude and Slash it says oh yeah they do of course they're totally aware of the guns and roses aspect with the name like Slash you'd expect this guy to have a knife for at least a guitar he's empty-handed though and there we go and really not that hot before you can move in with a few quick socks before he tries everything there we got the old Metro City Statue of Liberty there are we coming up on boss time here almost this is a very very long stage in case you can't tell we're pushing well over 15 minutes so far I don't understand why this why the stage is so damn long I might as well get this because it's I don't need it but it's it's points and then there's this boss if you don't have at least six lives you will die because this guy is impervious to almost every attack you know how you go after every other fucking boss by just walking underneath them and grabbing them this guy it doesn't work so often this guy overpowers everything you do you have to die and then go and do an invincible status and then grab him and then me and ooh I got lucky with a weapon there let's see if that I can grab that and you also do have the oh my god you do have the benefit of having other people in the in the way that you can throw at him those guys don't last there we go see what I'm talking about the knife is useless the knife does nothing and he just fucking look at that you try and kick him this boss is not fair there we go got him that time so you so you have to have a lot of lives before you face this guy because your only chance is to go into an invincibility status and grab him he just otherwise you got no like how the hell you what are you supposed to do you just wait to die before he oh my god I haven't even gotten any damage on him yet am I gonna do this oh there we go I got damage on fuck you oh come on that didn't even register my flying knee of death oh all right last chance oh so close grab on got him just in the nick of time that's all for this episode folks thanks for watching SNES Drunk Plays Final Fight have a great rest of your day