 Okay, my name's Sam Whitey and my job currently is to sprung mustard working for a company called Adaptive Lab Okay Awesome. They're awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I genuinely feel very fortunate Workwise one product owner used to call me I digress Because that's what I did a lot Yeah And the day after I left secondary school, I realized and this wasn't nicknamed But I'm really glad because I think if someone else had realized it would have been a problem I probably wouldn't have been the man I am today I realized that if you swap the initials of my first and last name round I'd become wham shitting But that never happened so again happy days Yeah, so When I a long time ago, I was working at a health club in Chiswick When I left the building that was kind of me in the evening as a lot of person that was kind of me saying Yeah, everything's good. See you guys in the morning and then I Got up quite late the next day because I was off about 11 and looked at my phone and had about 47 missed calls And I've never been that popular So and it turns out that it had burned down And it wasn't it wasn't like it was quite an exclusive health club and I Got sort of yeah, though It was in the papers and stuff because they famously sort of turned down a few quite famous people as members because they were a bit high profile as well Yeah, so I was interviewed and it was in the paper and it turned out it was a wiring fault So so it wasn't me snails snails Jeff don't like snails. They're Creepy fuck it. What are they up to? What was what do they want from us? so when when I was at my wedding during the sort of the vows and the ceremony and the red the registrar was there and he said he said do and live sort of promise to To love each other And honor each other. Yeah, and I think I knew what he meant by that But like yes, so I agreed and then he said and respect each other And both me and Liz at the exact the same time when And that's nice because you kind of it's kind of quite reaffirming But also it was a little little. Yeah, it was good. So I was really proud of that Because it made me feel like it because it was funny and it made me realize I was doing the wrong thing Scarefacts I have I have something called I think it's Morton's Toad But Morton's toe is that my second toe sticks out slightly further than my big toe So I'm just gonna do them and enjoy the hell out of them. So if nothing else I will have had a shed load of fun by the end of the day If by when we mean fail In a way that allows me to know what the right thing is than yes If by get more points than other people Yeah, go then Well, I'm wearing quite a nice pair of jeans. I just don't want to get a messy