 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing some Minecraft with some of the other Irish lads. This is actually from a live stream, if you want to check out my Twitch it'll be in the description. I've been live streaming a lot recently and it's been a lot of fun, so I hope you can stop by. But yeah, we jumped onto a server, we just played vanilla, no mods or anything like that and we just tried to survive. I'll give you a warning, the first leg minute or two is just chaotic insanity, but then it starts to go back to a sort of normality and then it just escalates and gets more and more chaotic as time goes on. So I hope you enjoy it, I think it's a good video and yeah, that's all I have to say, I'll stop rambling now. Enjoy. Stop wrecking the dark Kevin. I thought we wanted a window. If you want to leave, you can leave. No, I don't want to leave, I just want a window. How little window? Now there's a draft, there's two windows. There's no mobs on the server at the moment. So we're hiding for nothing, me and Duhi are in here in this little dirt block. There's too many of them! Sean, come in the hole! Are you alright? Oh my god, killed. You're trying to get us all fucking killed. Ah perfect safe! You ruined my dark hole! We were fine until you guys showed up. You ruined my dark hole! Ah Duhi, we've a friend. We have a baby! We have a child together. We have a child already, that was fast. We might have to upsize. Ah, oh he's rebelling. I'm gonna beat her child all up. No, he's not. I'm losing sight of her. Oh, sunroof! Oh my god. He was attacking me. Ah! He was attacking me! This is a shit job. This is an absolute shit job. I'm way behind everybody. What's happening? Where are we? Where are we going? I found some animals, Jack. They're over here. I promise. I'm gonna come meet them. Puppies! I'm gonna make everyone some stuff if needs be. Yes. But Dan, could you feed me? Uh, I'm not a gay. Hungry. Hungry! Turg Hungy! It's a team effort here, Duhi. I'm sorry. I was supposed to be out of each other's throat. Back the fuck up! Back the fuck up! I hate Irish people. Look up, Jack! Look up, Jack! Look! Get some iron there! Kevin, you're gonna fuck off. What? A simple yay would have been suffice thing. Kevin, you're gonna go away. Does anyone actually have food? No. I've killed some sheep. Will you feed me? I'm gonna kill some pigs next. I'm gonna feed me. It'd be like every game we play is being force fed into Kevin. Wait! Wait! It's been called. I'm trying to meet up with the gang. It's not my problem, is it? Oh, sorry. That's it. I'm just respecting my orders. That wasn't me, Kevin. That was Brian. Hey, you fuck off! Ow! I did nothing! What's everyone else's coordinates now? Brian, stop hitting us. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. He ran away, Kevin. Don't be gullible. Don't be gullible. Don't mind it. That's it. I'm just minding my own business over here. I'm minding my own business. I'm done down here. And you know what? This is my mind shaft. And if I'm done with it, I'm sealing her back up. Oh, my God. Okay. I've only got a wooden pickaxe, so I won't be able to get through all of that. I was supposed to be working together. I was really excited for this. Oh, I'll have a pork chop then. Kevin, what are you doing? What? I'm not going to do everything for you now. You guys were punching me. I was not. I was hitting you with a pickaxe. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's a difference. I hate video games. I'm quitting. You hate the Irish. You hate video games. But you're playing video games with the Irish. So you're just going to sleep while we do all the work? I just need to- No, he's not. He's not going to be able to sleep if I find anything safe. Either we all sleep or no one sleeps. Get out. Actually, it might be. Make four more beds. Get out. Nice. Come on. Come on. Why can't you find food in any game we play? Because you feed me if I don't. Your mother-in-law instincts take over and you just feed her. Yeah. Is this supposed to be a table? That's a shite table. No, I like that it's high because I feel more like a child. And then I can just sit down and wait to be fed. Or like a child. I told you, the mother complex is real, boys. I'm not letting that happen. Wait, what are you doing? Now I just feel like an adult. Hold on. There we are. I'm ready for feeding time. There you go. I munched it up. It was a happy old man. It was a happy old man. That's the sad part. I'm not a child. I'm senile. I'm just sitting here. Kevin, give me food. I don't have empathy like Dan does. You go outside and get yourself some food. I was hoping that food just materialized. Here, follow me. I'll bring you to some food. Come here. Let's go. I don't. I went to Kevin's shaft. Yeah. Come with me. Come on, I'll bring you to food. I don't trust you. That sounds wrong. Come on. We're all in deepened. Why would we have to go to eat some good food? What kind of food is down here? Don't follow Kevin. It sounds that. It sounds Kevin makes when he wants to help you. There's a sign there that says you are out. Why are you extinguishing the torches? It's also getting very dark. It's getting very dark. What's that? I didn't get anything. I think Dan picked it up behind you. Ah, pork chops. Sorry, I took you on that long walk and then you got mugged. You just sound so sad. You didn't even have words. It's okay. You gave me two, Sean, but I'll give you one. Um... He stole that one off. All right, here you go. Come on, I just feel bad. All right, in return, I need some bones, Jack. That's what we're looking for. We need some bones. All right. Do you see that lad in front here? Oh, yeah. There's bones inside. There's bones inside. What the? Uh-oh. I've eaten bones too. Really? Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, no. Well, that was unfortunate. I had three pork chops on my person, but Kevin gave me back two. I'm taking a tax. I collected your stuff, Dan. She put some appreciation. Look, Dan, look. They're here again. Oh, my God. They're actually popping into existence. They spawn into the wall over there. There's something fecky in these caves. Can you feed us, Dan? I have one pork chop left. Oh, I think I should get it because I found a lava. Yeah, give it to him. Give it to him. I've got one. There you go. That's the last of my food. Dan is way more cooperative if you talked him with a bucket of lava in your hand. I don't know why. I'm trying to find you. No, there's skeletons everywhere. Oh, could you get me their bones? Pour the lava right there. Okay. Now what do we do? Okay. Okay. It'll make diamonds in a second. It's going to make diamonds. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. I can see his little face. Pick it up. Oh, guys. There's someone coming up. No, no, Dan. Oh, nice. I did something. All right. Let's go find some bones, Dan. We're going to do a bit of bone hunting. A bit bone-in as they call it. Oh, no. Let's go bone-in together. Let's go bone. The lads go bone-in. There's the show I want to watch. Oh, no. Get the water. Get the water. Get the water. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just burning a little. Where's the water? Where's the water? I'm just burning. Where's the water? Get behind this one. That was some good bone-ing noises. That was good bone-ing action. Are you sure it's a Netflix show you want? I thought mother-in. I thought mother-in. The bone-ing continues. Run, run. Run. Run. I'll get the lava. Oh, shit. Run, run, they're all on fire and angry. There we go. I have a heart and a half. You have a heart and a half. All right. I'll give you that one, Jack. Go on. Where did he die? Aw, now we're really boned. Jack and Kevin get boned. You got your new stream title. Wait, where did these things go? I want to send her balls. Looking for balls and bones now. Jack, we've got the balls now. Let's go for the bones. Come on. Let's keep going Wait, I have bones. You have born Kevin. Give me bone. I give bone command behind you run Run Dan the villain has poured it down I haven't got a bucket I can clear enough Dan let us out we demand freedom and bones Oh Dan the villain I just wanted bones. I don't even know her that was Come on come with me come with me. We got to go wait. I'm already done. You know time to explain come on. Oh, you're ahead of me We need a plan we need a plan when we find Dan what if he's always laugh at us? We'll have our bones at the ready don't worry. We don't even have the bones anymore By then we'll have loads of bones. He's got a weapon. He's got a sword There's a whole rave going on down here Scream Kevin yeah found a bone Jack Bones bones come on turgan burglar bone Oh Maybe it's this way. Oh bones bones bones. Yeah, all right. We've got the bones I'm glad you asked Was it all worth it in the end you guys all want to try to go above ground so we can get like a foothold Yeah, yeah, we've decorated the house now with the bones. Oh, I did The tree worked nice. All right. We need to get up on top. Oh God's angry again, but need more bones. Oh, do you want bone here here? Look, I've got your bone They're bone bones. Thank you born men. No problem. Very nice. Thank you boner I can think of nothing more fitting than tree trees right now. Geez. It'd be a shame if one of us fell off I Rary all over again them lads probably wouldn't know a few fellow repushed All right, I forgot the rest of the saplings can someone pass them up Torchman I'm out of them. Oh god. It's really lit up. So now you can see it from anywhere No, no, oh there you are. It looks really nice. Fuck put on these lights everywhere. That's me I'm just doing a bit of decorating Kevin. I need your help. Oh, I'm on the way. What do you need? There's it. There's creepers. You need fire. I need you Do you need fire? Do you I got fire Kevin kill that creeper there, would you? Where is he? What? He's been hit by lightning Here is done Kevin. Were you you said you found time? I decided that the roommate situation wasn't working out So I've gone off mean a sheep or moving in together. It's working out really nice. Is that how it goes? Well true mate, did you typical Irishman my sheep doesn't talk back to me. No, he just goes boning with me whenever I want This is quite nice. What's your sheep's name? His name is born. What the fuck? Why would you do that? I figured it's actually a good idea to burn this all down because things were spawning under the trees So I was like, you know what feck it the trees have to go you even burn an extra them Yeah, I've burnt everything down 29 to two one two 29 0 5 2 To where are you getting these numbers from 29 91 2 1 2 but the 91 doesn't matter because that's my height 2 1 2 9 Yeah, 29 2 1 2 29 2 1 2 I'm at the 2 9 bit. So what was the C1 again? Okay, 1 2 9 2 1 2 2 9 2 5 1 as like his Uber. I cannot find where he is Yeah, I'm at 2 9 1 2 Kevin I don't see you and it's concerning me that you just don't know how to navigate Minecraft No, no, I got your coordinates here 2 1 9 5 6 1 9 2 no what? No, you're just wrong Kevin. You're an idiot You said 29 91 2 1 2 write it down 29 2 1 2 1 9 2 I Know I'm at the mushrooms. Do you see me Kevin? I found you, but I'm going a different way I'm like standing on top of a giant tree as well All right, could you make some sort of a beacon of sorts that I'm able to find yet? Like if you could just set the whole place on fire. Yeah, I see you. Oh, hi. Hello Oh, we found you took along very given your bad directions, but we're here Okay, let's bear with you. What's your brilliant idea? Are we going fishing? Close close to my idea. We're going in boats. All right No, we can we can get an animal in our boat. Let's go come on. Okay. Yeah, we take about each. Yeah, Kevin Wait, it's a great idea raw boats now. Where is this adventure happening? Oh 2 1 9 7 2 Do you need me to kill him into the boat? Don't kill him into the boat It's just gently push him in and back where you guys found me there. I am on mr. Cluckles, oh, there's just an emerging from the woods Why does this keep happening? Oh, okay, not that way run away abandon the boat. Oh fuck. All right, best of luck to you Okay, you're she's dead Kevin's dead, but don't he's just the plate the ice bucket. Oh, I did kill both of her I'm about to get Your eyes I think he's dying of old age cheese Brian. You're looking sharp full iron armor and everything you wouldn't have any food Would you you could that's why I'm super? Oh compliment to me I've been waiting for a morning time, but I have no food. Okay. I'll come with you What I really think we shouldn't have been doing it is planting spuds I've got your back my stuff. Good thing. I was here. God. You should feed me for that Do you want to get a dog born? We need bones Why does it all this come back to bones? I believe come here cow. I have two on me put the other one on me Get another cow Kevin. Yeah, I'll get the sheep you get the cow and we need to read them. Come on It's gonna be great It's like we're no leading one of every animal to the air I lost the lead hold up. No, it led to know I've led one. Why would he need to why would he need double? That's just a waste of space on the board. He was a bad businessman. Oh No, oh no, Brian big big problem the wolf we ran into murdered the sheep We shall call him Chauncey. No, we'll call him bones the second cuz Sean killed bones the first Can be what the shit Get him Anything I think it's fighting the wolf. It's fine. No, it's gonna kill bones. Oh bones No fight fight fight. I don't think bones cares bones as a pacifist. Oh God bones looks The llama spattered bones and killed him Oh, that's the second saliva death in one day a Record for the local town. Yeah death by saliva. It's a hell of a way to go. Come on bones Three you killed the first bones. I just attract it like a flock of chickens I'm freeing bones from his horrible existence Kevin yeah, I brought him all the way back you brought him like two feet I brought him the rest and he deserved to die. He doesn't want to be here. It's a horrible existence living with you people Honestly, everything is going terribly. You know You killed mine. It's only fair. Yeah a bone for a bone as the saying goes I believe wait What are you doing to him? I'm just giving him a sunroof so we can see no He doesn't deserve it. He killed bones the second. Well, I forget that he existed and you killed bones the first You kill bones the third. Oh, yeah, you could point We kills himself. We've deserved this the three of us are very alike in a way, you know what? We're not so different you and I You know what they can't actually kill us when we're in here. Oh, I'm writing the llama And now you're dying Bones I don't want to know do I okay We share Community know like community now. It's our diamond armor No, no, I'm so glad we worked for this. I'll show you a llama. Oh, that is a good trade. I trade all the diamonds See a llama. I'm hiding for the night. I like to get these chickens. Get in the hole Get in the hole. You want to go you want to do you want to do this shit block them in block and run I have food right chickens with me at the moment I'm just gonna name them after each of you guys because I haven't seen you in so long What are your coordinates my coordinates? Oh god, here we go 105 32 132 they're both height yeah Yeah, but so it's like just X and Z because like why doesn't matter as much. I'm going up to find you I'm in the forest looking for drift daddy and is all the chicks. So I'm Oh, no bad news the villain jacksepticeye is ahead of me and he's heading your direction. No No, oh wild llamas. I'm eating raw meat. I need to get there There's a feckin lunatic running at you eating raw meat. I'd grab them and run All right. All right septica. I listen that armor and shield I don't know what you're talking about Come on now Me hold off this whole time. I don't know what you're looking. He's trying to sneak away Listen, come here. Look, wait, wait, wait, let's talk. Let's not fight Okay, I could have a full set or me and Jack could have half a set each. That seems more fair to me at least There you go, Brian. There you go. Fine. It felt nicely warm for a while. Yo shits on fire. How did that happen? No, no Let's go back into Dan's house time here by myself Jesus everybody that's it. No, you're on my enemies list Quick don't eat. I don't know. Oh, okay. That's not the point. We'll be safe Kevin. Get get all Get the good stuff hold up You know a lot has changed over the last two hours, but we kind of came full circle now, didn't we? Somehow Back together two peas in a shitty pie. We're so protected. We're so protected. Yeah, this feels good This feels right. This is how we started you and me in a small box Well, I'm not happy because dahi's still alive. I almost got him, but Kevin betrayed me what I didn't do anything Drowning and then dahi punched you exactly you're Complicit don't make me juice. Hey, Sean. Hi, isn't it nice to have allies like me How about we just go Like a broken NPC or something Kevin take me away somewhere nicer away from all this misery If only it was proximity chat Just be off in our little boat This is very peaceful. It is look at all the animals now. Are you are you? He was gonna do make rainbows Are you spawning in t&t then cuz I aren't mine. Don't be cheating You killed my cow to your left you'll see the spire where you waited for me in the forest Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah our torque. I know I know where we are. I shall eat this beef reluctantly Turgan what? Fucking I was on a nice boat ride. I didn't do anything Turgan burger having a great time alone. No, I was you thought I took advantage of my admin rights Look at this. There's only one way to end it. I get a group photo in front of the beacon lads. You fucking cunt I Think a nice group photo one God He's going after Yeah Zombies walker past my screen chasing a guy in the past