 The government owns women. That's who owns women. That's one of your owners. See, when they made the law that says no man will ever own you again, they transferred that ownership right to them. And now they own you. So much so that I no longer have to go to your father, get down on my knee and say, can I take your daughter's hand in marriage? I no longer have to do that. But I do have to go to the government to ask them and they give me a permit. Here's your license to marry this woman. They just transferred the ownership back from them back to me temporarily. Although if she gets upset with me, she can go right back to the government and turn me back in for cash and prizes. So in essence, the government owns you.