 Calling all foundation staff calling all foundation staff. This is dr. Theron Sherman We are anomalously broadcasting from site 42. Do you read us? Chat let us know that you're that we're coming in loud and clear. We are Reticulating splines. We are digitizing our signal if you hear us Let us know in the chat and also make sure you like share and subscribe using all those Wonderful YouTube things make sure you do so using your foundation issued encrypted YouTube account. That's right Please do not use your civilian account and share foundation secrets to the public Steve We are getting ready to continue our reading of all SCP 7000 entries. It sounds like we're coming in loud and clear So with that you will be seeing our beautiful faces in three two one What's up everybody? This is dr. Theron Sherman and billeth broadcasting live from site 42. Good to see you billeth Good to see you too. Sure I'm happy to be back And on for a three-day work week of streaming this time as we get this thing on the road at best The reason we did this everyone remember is first and foremost because our buddy dr. Samarian was almost Brutally murdered by a tree and so we are trying to do what we can to help replace what material goods may have been lost in the disaster and To heal all emotional wounds as well Money can heal everything your donations are scp 500 for his soul Absolutely, and for burning every tree down in the greater North American region. We've expanded our reach This is now scp 4521 will scream. I have you know Absolutely And so with that out of the way make sure to go to the link in the description to donate to that cause or to See the support links for billeth and I but we are gonna get this show on the road because we have a lot to cover and We are starting with a special entry today Very special in fact that it's currently the highest rated one. I think currently the front runner For scp 7,000 contest, right? Yep by a huge margin as far as I'm aware And so this is in posting order. Let me get my microphone to stop moving. Come on, please There you go Running down scrolling until we hit the reverse posting order and We are picking up with scp 7000 the loser by Harry blank Hashtag wettel sweep Absolutely, I don't know what that hashtags about actually. I just saw I saw some people saying using it on the post But yeah, definitely wettel sweep. Whoo. All right, so let's just make this a little bit smaller so it fits Your up vote could be up vote for 20 if you up dope right now. This is your chance Mine that spot you better hit it before I do Actually, I keep thinking of plankton to that one we read last like last session the last one Yeah, it was so good. All right All right Here I check I kick us off or you got this I'll take this one for the opening But I know it's 16,000 words. So we'll have probably dialogue and tag back and forth. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Alright, so I like the spinning graphic. Good start attention emergent threat tactical response authority priority one announcement a global LK class twist of fate probability failure scenario is presently in progress for the duration of this crisis Any and all requests originating from Etra personnel are mandatory directors carrying the authority of overwatch command SCP Foundation personnel with undeclared anomalous conditions declaring themselves to be an Etra representative at this time will be granted amnesty from containment amnestization or Termination it is vital to this organization's continued survival that all internal probability vectors be identified and countermeasures Developed in a timely manner. It is vital to the continuance of the human race that this organization survive We hold dominion over paranormal see and our law supersedes Murphy's Dr. Dan redacted director Etra I gotta shrink that a little bit more for the screen There we go. Beautiful and SCP-7000 classification level three confidential containment class Ketter secondary class Imacle disruption class Amida risk class critical Sneezy. Oh boy. Ah, there we go Disruption class Amida risk class critical Pictured as a representative single-cell thunderstorm event during SCP-7000 special containment procedures all Containment efforts respecting SCP-7000 are under the purview of the emergent threat tactical response authority non-etra personnel must refrain from containment activities directly related to this scenario footnote inimical class anomalies are exacerbated by containment efforts and must therefore be decommissioned All foundation personnel must consult Etra manual LK for codename don't bet on it assessing your tasks a probabilistic variable Intensity before undertaking their daily duties task with a probability index above four point nine mess must not be attempted Except under direct instruction from overwatch command Etra or supervisory personnel possessing security clearance level four or more a Full manifest of known SCP-7000 effects will be propagated daily on skip net and must until further notice be consulted before experiments or operations of any kind are undertaken SCP-7000-1 is inconsequential and requires no containment Description SCP-7000 is a progressive randomization of probability factors and anomalous fortuity on the planet Earth and Potentially beyond the effect is not total a comprehensive karmic failure would in quick succession terminate consensus normalcy the SCP Foundation and the human race But it instead piecemeal each factor is randomized to a different extent for a different length of time and often with a different Geographical radius of effect corresponding to no obvious logical pattern Nevertheless the cumulative impact of many nonsensical and high-profile outcomes to formally predictable actions is degrading the veil of secrecy at an alarming rate and jeopardizing containment efforts worldwide the cause of this disruption is at present unknown SCP-7000-1 is Dr. William Wallace Weddell a white male 54 years of age Presently serving as deputy chair of replication studies at site 43 his relationship to SCP-7000 is classified level four secret pictured here SCP-7000-1 Clearance level four plus credentials confirmed the remainder of this file may only be disseminated with express authorization from the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority or O5 council on penalty of death Addendum 7000-1 phenomenon logic Phenomenological Phenomenological overview on the 7th of July 2022 web crawler IO Lorenz reported unusual behavior from random org an online number generation service Serving as a bellwether for changes in universal probability. Hey, we got those random number generators you wanted the last time Computers can only generate pseudo random values due to the inherent predictability of programming code Random.org circumvents this by converting natural atmospheric radio noise achieving to randomness IO Lorenz issues daily requests for 10 random numbers between 1 and 10 1 and 100 and 1 in 1000 as an early warning signal for probability collapse the results of 6th of July 2022 had been as follows 9 2 6 8 10 4 7 7 5 10 83 66 32 58 34 29 91 8 56 54 37 195 81 8 48 63 7 67 1 66 6 6 6 8 5 64 9 32 The results for the following day were as follows 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 1 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 10 100 or a thousand as some may call it Meteorological investigation revealed that all atmospheric noise regardless of weather conditions now produces non random numbers in discernible sequence IO Lorenz immediately activated a brute force redirect from random org's number generator to itself and began generating pseudo random numbers for public consumption until the anomaly could be identified and contained the emergent threat tactical response Authority and the analytics department were informed and the latter quickly generated the following list of statistically unlikely events occurring on the same date Testifying to a rapid and widespread widespread onto kinetic event analytics department report item Infiltrator belonging to group of interest 003 codename the chaos insurgency Captured waltz engaged in a series of cryptic acts in area 150 Infiltrator possessed a partial step compilation an operational overview prepared by the insurgency's chief operative the engineer From data provided by an in an enigmatic stochastic prediction device codename the engine Step 22 of 617 617 suggested travel between two structures via a tarmac path Infiltrator interrupted by the sudden onset of a violent storm and knocked unconscious by a large hailstone Reactive action subject to tamed interrogation underway as the engine's master plan and ultimate goal are never made clear to any individual Insurgent it remains possible that this was the desired outcome item sudden wholesale collapse of all extant cryptocurrency markets Reactive action none taken event fully consistent with long-term probability models Lawl Gotcha item scp 179 expressing an obvious confusion Identifying threats in eight directions corresponding to the cardinal compass points though the relationship is purely visual as scp 179 is located not on earth, but in close proximity to the heliosphere Reactive action due to the prohibitive expense of replacing solar probes after mishap No attempt made to communicate directly with scp 179 until stable probability restored Areas 0 8-c monitoring remotely Item repeated eruption of the old faithful cone geyser in Yellowstone National Park Every 13 minutes deviating from a bimodal pattern of approximately 65 or 91 minutes followed since at least 1870 Reactive action evacuation of the area and implementation of a scientific cordon to disguise parasyntific investigation item uncorrelated yield curve shifts of multiple low yield investments by anomalous insurer Gold Baker rinds insurance group limited adjusted book value now in the hundreds of millions of dollars usd Uh, this is from scp 6987 Reactive action gold baker rinds representatives respond to all inquiries with the following We would be pleased to discuss these unforeseen by you developments in person Should you wish to trigger an early review of your policy policies at this time? No action taken investments crash the following day erasing all gains made GNR resent representatives unresponsive to further inquiries Pictured is yellowstone national park in addiction zone during scp 7000 steamy The emergent threat tactical response authority declared a state of emergency on july 8th The o5 council granted etra amnesty powers over staff with undeclared anomalous conditions to encourage self identification Unaccounted for anticonetic or thaumaturgical factors could theoretically complicate scenario mitigation efforts Multiple staff members at site 43 came forward for anomalous classification over the following week The last was dr. William weddle interviewed on july 13th Interview log officer of record dr. D sikolsky deputy director of etra subject dr. W. Weddle replication studies site 43 Do you want weddle? Uh, sure. Yeah, that's good. All right excerpt begins They've got you doing interviews now something happened to the people persons Every able body's got an obligation to help if they can pal. We're facing it all hands on deck crisis Those getting closer together or is it just me? I swear we've only had one last year Okay, i'm going to skip the boilerplate level with you We're extremely busy what with the world having found a fun and new creative way to end So don't waste my time. I know you're a time waster and a hypochondriac to boot But give it to me straight and simple so I can dismiss it out of hand What anomalous condition do you think you possess? I'm unlucky Jesus christ No, honest I'm extremely unlucky good things just don't happen to me period game changingly bad things don't happen to me either I'm stuck in a cycle where nothing I do turns out right This is a walking clinic for closeted reality benders. You realize that I'm not a disaster Disaster response coordinator. I'm a disaster response coordinator. Not your therapist You're not listening. I'm in charge of replication studies. Yeah, well, I've done replication studies on myself What you do in the privacy of your room fucking listen, all right, or you know what let me just Dr. Weddell reaches into his lab coat pocket and produces in slow sequence Three large pieces of pocket linked a plastic bottle cap a lab coat button A push pin with the point piercing his thumb And a canadian quarter. He sucks on his thumb for a moment then places the quarter on top of it Gotta call it in the air. Dr. Weddell flips the coin heads The coin sticks to a ceiling tile tile dr. Weddell and dr. Sokolski examine it for a moment Who puts gum on a ceiling tile? All right, doesn't matter think of a number between one and 10 Okay 10 no three no five no one no nine no eight no come on three You said three four no two no six no seven No, I mean, yes Jesus, that was entrancing Let's do it again Let's not you have any other data The coin lands on dr. Weddell's head. He reaches up to remove it from his hair It is stuck as the gum is still attached He sighs Coin flip records going back 20 years. I've never called it correctly Never Never and this Dr. Weddell gestures at his hair This is my whole life has been since I don't know when every decision I make was a mistake Everything that can go wrong does go wrong I've been exposed to so many bachelor anomalies that they they stopped bothering with me the the one week e-class That one week e-class quarantine I've been kidnapped by vktm so many times. I've lost count. I've got no agency I've got no control everybody else moves forward and I stand still because my foot is stuck between the train track boards I'm a negative probability sink Does it affect other people I think it can I make my staff run through a few periodic exercises to reset their luck which seems to protect them from the backlash I was going to write a paper about it. I thought I'd have to write it from containment still Yeah, about that Why are you sharing this now? You could have kept to seek kept it a secret indefinitely Folks around here just think you're a clumsy idiot. I thought I had experimental proof you're just a clumsy idiot Because if this kind of shit is getting worse random stuff not being random anymore predictable stuff going haywire I'm liable to get pasted by a bus the moment I walk outside the top as the topside elevator Buses don't run around here With my bad luck and our bad luck combined they might make an exception Well, wait a second. You said you've been keeping records Yeah Any change in the past week Nope every call goes wrong every single one Every single one Yeah, why? Silence on the recording There are 136 probabilistic anomalies on record You just became the 137th Yay me so what For the first time in your miserable life willy you're someone special Excerpt ends Dr. Sikolsky developed a tentative theory to explain the above rejecting some of dr. Weddell's conclusions out of hand He engaged in a short program of informal interviews primarily with the staff of site 43 pardon to confirm his suspicions Subject dr. Harold blank chair archives and revision site 43 Your friends with dr. Weddell, right? Gonna tell him if I say yes No, harry. I'm not going to go out of my way to engage. We willy weddell in conversation think about it And yeah, sure. We're friends And what does that consist of? He follows me around I make fun of him He eventually falls over or walks into something and I help him get him or call the medics We got a kind of give and take thing going on where he gives me headaches and I take the piss out of him We've probably seen like an odd pair Not really. You kind of look like him What? Dr. Sikolsky points Big head weird beard dad glasses no style Fuck off Betty thinks about that a lot I could almost be this guy How come he's got a better job and more friends and a real human wife instead of a However, that sentence ends. I do not want to hear it Point is before the grace of fortuna there you go or there go you I I prefer to think of it as grace having absolutely any grace I I feel bad for him sometimes, but he lives down to a station. He's an ass Ever think there's anything anomalous about his blundering about? One or two times maybe spill Yeah spill is right my wedding last month Oh, yeah the flood First damn day in decades. I wasn't wearing work boots And the other time I don't know if you talked to his ex-wife Subject margarita villar civilian VR I've never heard of silly crab productions You will but we're still finding our knobbly little feet so to speak I guess that explains why you'd hire such a shitty expert He ever tell you the grades he got in college He only ever they only let him in in his phd program because his father was a donor Weddles a bit of a donor too, isn't he if you get my drift Villar stares at dr. Sikolsky for a moment then bursts out laughing All right, that was good. You've got five minutes Terrific So yes, we're doing a background check on him Want to know if there's any skeletons in the closet so the company doesn't get embarrassed when some paparazzo digs up an old tweet Doubt he uses twitter. He's all thumbs and everything else but all pinkies and electronics That's good. I'll have to remember that one But how about his character? What kind of man was your ex-husband? silence on recording He was a selfish worthless piece of shit. Mr. Vasilev. I doubt he's improved much since then Wow, not exactly the answer I was hoping for care to clarify When he accidentally dropped my Nikon off niagara falls on her honeymoon I kept my cool when he face planted into my father's cake on his 17th on his 70th birthday I took it in stride When I had to get a second job because he'd accidentally showed up to the wrong side of the office for two weeks He said he'd never noticed said nobody even told him and he got fired. I let it slide, but the crash crash It's not his fault. The crash was not his fault I was driving mad mad at him, of course I was always mad at him at his stupid puppy dog shout on the rug face and oh so believable bullshit about He just didn't mean to cut the bottoms off my best jeans and with our weed trimmer It just happened And then our house What was I the the crash? Uh, yes the crash. I was furious with him over some shit I can't even remember and then I saw red except not where there actually was red He boned a minivan at speed lost my license lost my car nearly lost my job And I lost my husband too day after I got out of the hospital. He just fucking left Geez Can you imagine blaming somebody for getting hurt couldn't handle the least amount of responsibility I was better off without him still am but it sure as hell didn't feel that way at the time Healthcare might be free in canada but down here it can cost you your whole life I understand rest assured. We'll be taking all of this into careful consideration in our hiring decisions Good doesn't matter how hard you guys are for help. You still need something you could trust You'll be better off without him too Subject Gabrielle O'Connor research assistant replication studies site 43 Tell me what you think of dr. Weddle Uh It's okay. This file is above his clearance level Wow, that sounds kind of mean Come on shit. Talk your boss. I'm giving you a free pass here Yeah, I I wasn't saying I disapprove. I'm being mean to the guy. It's pretty natural reaction Never met a more inconsiderate person, you know, I don't know how many times I've caught him taking the last drop of coffee and leaving without taking more Maybe he thinks this time is worth Okay, that was you. Sorry. I I couldn't even get through that sentence No kidding, but no his excuse was even better. If I made the coffee, you'd probably all get bean poisoning Bean poisoning Right, that's not a thing. You're gonna be a jerk going up to it. Be a jerk about being a jerk. Don't sugarcoat it Yeah, no point sweetening jerk coffee. Would you characterize him as unlucky? I'd characterize it as karma, but yeah, for sure. You want to ask bast about that though. He's made a study of it best researcher O'Connor blushes researcher Leblanc Subject bastion Leblanc research assistant replication studies site 43 Gabby thinks you've got the scoop on weddle Why are you talking like a 50s news boy? He ever tell you about his luck anomaly silence on recording He's come clean to Etra for the amnesty I kind of didn't believe that was for real and he's got a lot more cynical than me He must have been really freaked out Does he have a reason to be? I think so He's got a bad luck. He thinks he's a bad luck magnet got rituals to make sure that luck doesn't rub off on anyone else He told you about that. Do you think it's plausible? All I know is that he's worried about it Your girlfriend doesn't think he worries about other people at all researcher Leblanc looks embarrassed He have any problem with his employees dating? It's only been a month, but he's never mentioned it. Why would he he's he could be a jackass sure, but he's not cruel You actually like the guy, don't you? Yeah, I kind of do he's stuck in a bad pattern. He's trying to break out of it. He's not all that bad once you get to know him I've known him for 20 years kid. Maybe you don't know him well enough He spent that entire time talking himself up trying to get noticed trying to outdo everyone around him And it's never worked out Now he's too old to change I think he has changed. He hasn't been doing any of that for months If anything, he's been avoiding attention trying to keep under the radar. What if you've been misjudging him for 20 years? What if he's been misjudging himself? What's that supposed to mean has his bad luck ever rubbed off on you? How would I even measure that? Well, would you say your luck's been bad or good since you transferred here? Silence on recording I guess it's been pretty good Yeah, your girlfriend seems nice. Okay. Replication studies keeps the accident logs, right for the whole site Right Who's logging this week? Me, actually How many accidents have you logged? Uh, none as of yet Haven't put the reports in Haven't gotten any reports Silence on recording I'm just now hearing how that sounds Don't beat yourself up about it. Absent trends are the hardest to spot On the back of these interviews dr. Sikolsky approached dr. Dan redacted director of etra with an experimental proposal involving scp 7000 and dr. Wettel the probabilistic breakdown continued to progress with effects felt most keenly by the paranormal community analytics department report Item slots bit wisconsin in nx-18 ceases to operate according to the rules of narrative logic nx-18's prime effect being effectively probabilistic in nature the exploitation of tropes and literary devices consistently Producing desired effects. This reduces slots pit to the status of an average miss west midwestern american town reactive action Nexus occlusion measures continue in the expectation scp 7000 will eventually be neutralized and this effect reversed Counseling provided by site 87 staff to affected civilians and myth figures in the area Item senior associate at marshal carter and dark limited killed in a folding couch accident reactive action None taken folding couch accidents though uncommon do occur naturally Item earthquake in antartica The least earthquake prone continent on earth Epicentral investigation uncovers a buried chaos insurgency fire base all 53 personnel dead of asphyxiation reactive action eva excavation for further use Dr. Dan presented a brief to the 05 council on july 16 Overwatch command 05 council minutes Excerpt begins pictured dr. Dan So we've dr. Dan We have five one seven Or wait seven one twelve ten I guess uh, you take even 05s. I'll take odd and Uh, do you want dr. Dan or I'll take dr. Dan I'll do Dan since you're reading bulk of this article. Gotcha We have to do something about this. It's simply not sustainable We've got butterflies causing super typhoons in the south china sea We've got the asshole that decided to be fun experiment in irons at Area 06 We've got black cats mirrors and ladders changing the arcs of people's lives out there We've had two with the task two aic's with sniping ebay auctions because I don't know if you know this everybody always labels everything rare on ebay But suddenly everything is rare unless it should be There are 15 auctions for pieces of toast with jesus' face burned into them when I got up This morning and only three of them were faked Procurement and liquidation reports that every agent who goes to the garage sale now comes home with a handful of anomalies Half the kittens in the world are being born polydactyl six or more toes on each foot And we're going to have to brainwash the entire scientific establishment to believing some bogus argument about atmospheric factors to explain it away Dad or put a lot of cats into the bag and the bag being one hell of a deep dark river Quite the preamble. Was it worth wasting precious time? You could have spent pressing us to a solution Yes, absolutely because here's the thing about that preamble not everything I just told you is about is strictly probabilistic Polydactyly is an inheritable me inheritable mutation rare items for sale not taking not talking about jesus bread here Have nothing to do with random chance probability doesn't make valuable objects man made valuable objects Man made valuable objects start existing where they didn't exist before and hence teeth that just doesn't happen at all outside of the lab You didn't even mention hence teeth I haven't mentioned about 500 of the things either But what you're saying is this isn't actually a probability crisis No, it definitely is that it just isn't entirely that everyone who ate that potentially deadly blowfish yesterday lived Everybody who ate it today died Days came up with snake eyes today after 24 hours of natural sixes or 20s or whatever the max is So many of you catching shiny pokemon I could explain what that is thanks to my staff But you shouldn't and but you don't and shouldn't care that we've had to knock out nintendo's online services Every fansite and a few reddit communities to avoid getting word around We've had the slot agents into every extant gaming commission to manipulate their numbers Or where possible just close the casinos directly on the pretext that is too dangerous to operate them during covid Which it is Which it is So that's lucky meaning the disease will probably dry up tomorrow and we need to find a new excuse And it didn't take even didn't even take in vegas so we had to go wackier still site 666 brokered a deal With the under vegas demons to run fixed games on the strip to hide the fact that honest gambling to the extent that such thing exists Straight up doesn't work anymore They were i'm sure you wouldn't be surprised to hear the real to help But that's just a band-aid solution and since we're going to absolutely hate my short but a little long Longer term fix I need to make it perfectly clear that we're dealing with an extremely complex constellation of strictly probabilistic and superstitious luck effects Which we are calling one anomaly for lack of a better explanation All right, well rip the band-aid off that. What's your terrible solution? Every probabilistic anomaly in the scp database is either dead as a doornail or operating wildly outside of established parameters as of right now Every single one that won't that won't be the case when with your permission I update the scp 7000 file to include dr. William weddle Who is dr. William weddle? Did you say weddle? That's a real name He's a lowlifer at site 43. You've got a very little reason to know who he is But at this time, he's potentially the most important employee we have He just self identified as a serial loser and experimental data backs it up This guy literally cannot ever catch a break, which is sad. But what isn't sad is this He's the only probabilistic anomaly still ticking over You're certain Absolutely Do you know why? Absolutely not We haven't had the time to study him all we have is his data to go on and a hunch from my deputy But that data is extensive yet. Willy lacks the imagination to lie and my deputy knows his shit As of this moment dr. William weddle is the only reliable probability factor on planet earth Good lord And what can we what can that do for us? On the face of it not much if he had good luck. Well, obviously we could use that but bad luck We could let him get corrupted by some goi or other Have him have him buck them up with his good intentions But that's a very limited utility in a very wide problem field Yeah, let's not do that The guy just plain unlucky. Hmm personally, it's nothing better than a baseline for predictive probability Obviously, you think it might be something more I do indeed There are two theories. William's own and doctor's uh, Sokoloski's Here's what Weddle thinks bad luck think clings to him like an ontokinetic cloud The universe will take any opportunity to get a cheap shot on him And if he gets an overload it can bleed into his surroundings and cause chaos. This mostly fits with the observed facts Dr. Sokoloski's hunch goes deeper. I presume A lot deeper based on his initial interviews with Weddle's colleagues He is he had the analytics department compare negative probability events from every facility since 7k started Here's what they discovered site 43 is the luckiest place on earth right now They're still seeing random luck effects, but only good ones So Sokoloski had them pull older data and while they're still going over everything It looks like a general trend allowing for the occasional unavoidable cataclysm Site 43 has always been one of the luckiest places on earth. And I think it's because of dr. Weddle You don't think his bad luck wears off you think everyone else's wears off on him Precisely an unavoidable Unpredictable bad luck is presently our biggest issue in dealing with the effects of 7 000 We rush the finish where russian to fix one problem and encounter three more in the way I want to use dr. Weddle as a stabilizing agent for our spot treatments Put together a mobile task force append him to it Then let it swoop in to save the day wherever necessary call it mtf something 7 000 magnificent 7 or whatever Not that No, definitely not that half of the magnificent 7 die I'm just spitballing logistics can come up with something better We'll use them for all high value deployments where possible to ensure success Six expert super soldiers and one walking time bomb let them wander around soaking up the bad karma While our boys and girls get the job done regardless of probabilistic bullshit. I call it operation black swan It's nice to know that you had the time to name all these things what with the world falling apart around us Not giving them names would be unlucky, sir And I'm operating on the assumption that at some point at some point fortune will smile upon us again I have a theory about that too, but I'd rather not go on record at present. I don't want to jinx myself since well, you know I'll allow it. What's your theory? Redacted You can't be serious Of course he can't ask him what that slide he's been pointing at the entire time is I'd assumed it was some sort of chaos theory he mapped projection I'd assumed he was going to explain it eventually Did I not sorry? It's my breakfast Dr. Dan's breakfast for 16th of july 2022 Every egg in my house has two yolks now Silence on recording The point is this is going to affect every aspect of our lives before long And that means I'm as serious as ever I've been I'm as serious as I've ever been in my life about potential solutions I think we know enough to be getting on with we'll put your black swan to a vote. I move to accept all in favor Many yeas Two nays two abstains. I like this that's seven and 13 abstains since they're like the numbers that would be associated with luck Luck and unlucky. Yeah. Yeah Thank you for your time. You won't regret this The success to failure ratio of that particular statement is Presently up in the air like everything else with respect sir Dr. Dan and dr. Sokolski immediately began preparations for operation black swan as the probability collapse continued Captain Andrea Adams assembled five of her top performing agents to fill out the ranks of mobile task force theta 7 000 codename fortunate sons and begin a rigorous training period Pictured is mobile task force theta 7 000 in training. Dr. Weddell in the foreground Despite possessing advanced survival instruction as a consequence of his existing esoteric containment duties Dr. Weddell scored significantly lower than the previous bottom percentile on all mobile task force training metrics The acceleration of scp 7 000 phenomenon nevertheless necessitated the denial of his repeated requests to be relieved of this new duty As well as similar requests on his behalf by captain Adams Analytics department report item steady increase in accounts of chickens born with monophyed phyodontic dentition Reactive action creation of a threat on the conspiracy website para watch dot org suggesting that the phrase rare as hen's teeth refers not to a scientific impossibility But instead hereditary mutation which the proliferation of genetically modified organisms in modern farm skates has reawakened Theory saturates the globe due to predatory news aggregators within one week Oh, that's too real Item three cure chaos insurgency infiltrators captured attempt to gain access to site 91 step 22 out of 6 24 of their step compilation details an up-to-date schema of security protocols One patrols route significantly delayed when all five officers discover pebbles in their footwear and stop to remove them Leading to a confrontation with no foundation casualties Reactive actions patrols increased at all large containment facilities resulting in 11 further captures and six terminations react uh item scp 4040 namesake of the sloth's pit Wisconsin Transformed to a bottomless pit from a bottomless pit to a pit of variable death Reactive action as only the civilians aware of the pits former nature are already residents of the nexus Responsible into active monitoring at this time site 87 Thamaturge is Dr. Catherine Sinclair and Dr. Montgomery Reynolds remain stationed at the pit with radio equipment and supplies for long-term occupancy Pictured the bottomless pit of nx 18 view from the bottom Well, that's not very bottomless at all Despite the misgivings of his captain dr. Weddell was declared officially fit for contact on july 30th Theta 7000 were deployed to attempt insertion into fire base 5 a chaos insurgency facility uncovered via the accidental encoding of its Location on a cognitive hazard carrier wave directed at site 1 No previous attempt had been made to exploit this information As the 7000 effect was expected to nullify the professional advantage foundation agents enjoy over chaos insurgents It was therefore deemed the likeliest test case for dr. Weddell as a field asset Operation black swan's first mission took place on august 3rd my birthday very nice Mission transcript mobile task force theta 7000 fortunate sons Captain Andrea Adams codename Adams dr. William Weddell codename luck Agent Daria o'sells codename chico agent brandon bruce Co's name codename lee agent xiong jin han codename o'reilly Agent nazia coslova codename brit and agent murad quilev codename tanner All right, so there's seven people on hand One two three four five six seven I guess I'll take You got weddles. I'll take adams chico lee. You take o'reilly brit tanner sure Adams chico lee adams chico lee. Okay. I got three names Theta 7000 airlift and support vehicle Uh, they are approaching the operational zone and they're modified chinook helicopter Sound ready Ready ready ready Ready I don't want to be here ready Already drop Theta 7000 repelled on to the rooftop adams brit chico o'reilly tanner and lean land without incident luck twists his ankle Shit fuck breach breaching Tanner sets an explosive on the roof as the team heads for cover behind an exterior air conditioning unit Luck leans on lee for support their helmet strike and luck is momentarily dazed Get down Adams pulls luck behind the air conditioner luck stumbles and falls losing one combat boot as the breaching charges detonate Get his damn boot on I'll do it Mike Not taking that chance get his damn boot on lee replaces luxe boot all set kiddo piss off positions Theta 7000 take positions around the new ingress point on the roof clean cut good work Thanks A sudden crack appears at the edge of the aperture and the portion of roof luck is standing on collapses He falls on to the structure into the structure Did we lose luck already? Move in move in now Theta 7000 enter the facility via the aperture, which is not collapsed further Lee finds luck sprawled on top of the presumed chaos insurgent who is now unconscious Guess your name means something after all I don't want to do this Theta 7000 are standing in an access corridor There are red flashing lights and semi-spherical globes on the ceiling illuminating two rows of doors some open some closed Adams gestures and the team begins cautiously checking each door O'Reilly on it O'Reilly locates a wall panel then pulls on various components until wires are exposed He or choose an electronic multi-tool from his belt and carefully affixes the leads to it Luck twists his other ankle as O'Reilly checks the readout Jesus fuck All clear ahead cap They have three different gas systems ready to go if you could believe it. I'll disable it now got a schematic for traps ahead too How many? It's the ci boss over a hundred in the next rooms a few rooms alone I've shut down everything that triggers remotely. Just watch your step and you should be fine All right moving on people Theta 7000 proceed down the hall to brisk pace luck runs to catch up falling flat on his face twice The third time he turns in midair landing on his back. He is unable to right himself halt Lee retrieves luck as Adams bends to examine a metal strip embedded in the floor grouting Wired for curtain. How'd you miss that O'Reilly? Sorry cap wasn't on the schematic Fucking ci good thing. It wasn't active Adams glances at luck luck sneezes I can't see Theta 7000 head to the end of the corridor the door is a jar cover Theta 7000 take cover to either side of the door luck crouches down behind lee both microphones capture the sound of fabric tearing God damn it A series of gunshots ring out striking the door frame the team has positioned such that no round finds its mark dazzle Lee throws a flashbang grenade through the door heads down Luck begins to sneeze again his head is raised when the grenade detonates Forward Theta 7000 enter the next room a wide t-junction luck continues to scream and struggles to his feet I can't fucking see Theta 7000 subdued five insurgents intact over here with minimal expenditure of ammunition Luck staggers along the wall behind them occasionally walking directly into it with muffled curses Where's the main breaker? Judging by the power draw profile probably on the lower level We need to find some stairs Luck walks through the door and directly into the waist-high railing of a wide well-lit stairwell Oh Luck pitches over the railing and falls shoulder camera view of chico here We lost him we lost him again Theta 7000 rush into a stairwell for going operational caution to retrieve the asset Luck's belt has caught on a lower railing and he is hanging with his pants half down I don't want to be here Get him loose Theta 7000 explore the stairwell and attach hallway as lead attaches luck's belt luck falls to the floor Want to go home? Is your home child-proofed? suck Gunfire resumes Theta 7000 take defensive positions and return fire Looks like two teams cap stuck in good Which way's the breaker or Riley quickly checks his device that scans the halls he points Take luck and lee will hold him off. I don't Shut the fuck up Adams britain tanner and chico Provide cover fire as O'Reilly lee and luck take the indicated door and rush along a new passage The sound of gunfire recedes O'Reilly notices a wall mounted electrical panel Here we go O'Reilly trips a series of circuit breakers a dint to groaning sound can be heard Front door is opening send in the Calvary Adams responds over helmet comms. They're jamming our signal Dammit can't do jack from in here ops outside might be able to crack the code But there's a lot of luck involved in these ci ciphers Luck reaches into his helmet and scratch to scratch his nose. He is unable to remove it again help We've got a signal control. This is Adams send in the asvs expect heavy resistance. We'll give cover Adams britain tanner and chico advance on the insurgents O'Reilly suddenly sneezes removing his hand from the circuit breaker at the moment it begins to spark and catch flame Luck and attempting to remove his hand from his helmet has lodges index finger in one nostril That was a close one Ceiling mounted sprinklers briefly activate then cease. There's a flash and a muffled explosion beneath their feet shoulder camera view of chico Adams what was that get back here pronto Lee and O'Reilly head back down the hall Luck trips on a loose floor tile and stumbles through a plate grass office window Oh for fucks There's a loud crashing sound from the office luck now occupies Lee and O'Reilly rush to the broken window to see that the floor has caved in again and luck is gone Must have overloaded some system in the floor when the breaker blew Lee jerks a thumb towards the remainder of theta seven thousand Where the remainder of theta seven thousand are engaging the insurgents That stairwell goes down at least one more level O'Reilly sighs the two agents return to the hall their teammates have pushed into an attached atrium And our trading fire with insurgents now boxed in by more agents advancing from the entrance Gonna grab the albatross boss Give them a pat for me telling me's a good boy brit go with them Brit O'Reilly and Lee cautiously head down the stairs to the bottom level then proceed along the attached hallway until they Reach a large storage facility Luck is visible in the center dazed heading towards the door on the far wall One insurgent is standing nearby rifle trained on him Shit I got this Brit invents into the room taking cover behind wooden crates and steel shipping containers As the insurgent raises a weapon to shoot luck brit springs out of the shadows and slits his throat at the Precise instant the door opens and a second insurgent appears rifle at the ready Bad luck the roof collapses The insurgent is struck by a piece of falling masonry crushing his helmet and presumably his skull. Luck is covered in debris Shit luck. Are you all right? I hate Luck swallows his helmet microphone and begins to choke Transcript ends shoulder camera view O'Reilly aftermath Firebase five was taken with minimal foundation casualties. Dr. Weddle was treated for a broken collar bone No other member of theta 7000 sustained serious injury Chaos insurgency lost his total 37 individuals incapacitated or killed and one major supply and repair depot now under foundation control Seven stolen scp objects multiple vehicles employing parat technical components and three prisoners recovered on site Analytics department review of shoulder camera footage reveals the near absence of anomalous probability factors in the atrium firefight Suggesting dr. Weddle did in fact absorb all scp 7000 effects over the course of the operation In the interim between missions scp 7000 continued to take its toll analytics department report item Seven chaos insurgency infiltrators captured and selling explosive devices at site 120 All seven attempted to destroy their step compilations before capture One was unable to do so as her portable lighter would not produce flame Surviving step compilation carried the impression of handwriting presumably from a note written on top of it on a separate piece of paper Reactive action hand writing decryption leads to the discovery of an insurgency safe house in poland and the detention or neutralization of a cell of 23 individuals item scp 3856-1 The multiversal iteration of researcher samuel loyde residing in baseline reality chokes on a ham sandwich and expires reactive action scp's foundation placed on high alert for imminent escalation of the present k-class scenario Ending with the termination of all life on earth the inevitable result of any universe's loss of its iteration of researcher loyde No change in the scenario's course noted thus far item Three senior mecanite priests one for each primary faith killed in freak murphy bed accidents Reactive action per the triumvirate accords expressions of sympathy made on behalf of overwatch command and funeral costs partially defrayed After a brief recuperative period dr. Weddle was cleared for active duty again and theta seven thousand was officially commissioned a Commissioned a series of missions over the following weeks served to mitigate the worst of scp seven thousands veil threatening elements Though the search for a permanent solution remained ongoing a digest of representative operations is appended below Operation theta seven thousand dash four situation attack on deep well systems at outpost three sixteen by serpents hand agents Intervention theta seven thousand repelled the attackers while tacticians attempted to reverse thaumaturgical damage and corrupting code Dr. Weddle supervised Outcome only minor difficulties encountered operation declared successful Dr. Weddle sustained a variety of major injury Minor injuries stubbed toe two of them chipped tooth one Broken collar bone one broken fingernail seven herniated disc two On-site paramedical services returned him immediately to active duty Debriefing due to recalcitrant on the part of dr. Weddle researcher leblanc was appended the task force to conduct the assets debriefings partial transcript appended below Excerpt begins Do you want me to take leblanc since that was you before I was gonna say I would do it. I'll do both of them But I think the next few are between weddle and leblanc only so yeah Alrighty But I didn't do anything They estimate the damage code involves some seven million independent variables Every one of them was a minute, but extant threat to the success of the repair process You stopped them from going off. You saved a computer system carrying more information than I Didn't do anything Silence on recording So they got me a handler I prefer to think of myself as an agent If you were my agent, I'd fire you If you were my client, I'd get you fired dr. Weddle smiles I know you would get excerpt ends operation theta seven thousand dash seven situation expert diffusal of an improvised Thalmo nuclear bomb in the free port of three portlands by the unusual incidents unit Intervention joint action with the scp foundation via the presence of dr. Weddle Exhausted from an earlier operation on that same day dr. Weddle attended in his sleep via the provision of an army cot Outcome post of usual investigation revealed three separate anti-tampering measures on hair triggers, which had not been tripped Dr. Weddle swallowed three files during the operation Uiu representatives and dr. Dan agreed that the technician would not be informed of this correlation I Was flies flies. Okay. Good. I was confused swallow three flies Pictured remote bomb diffusal dr. Weddle supervising at center sleepy boy The briefing partial transcript depended below I did what? You mean about the fly I mean about the bomb excerpt ends operation theta seven thousand dash 13 So we had seven and 13 again nice situation O5 council required escort to a classified location on the asian subcontinent intervention theta seven thousand partnered with mobile task force alpha one codame red right hand to complete the pilgrimage outcome success with no operational complications per regulations as an active anomaly Dr. Weddle was kept as far distant from council members as was feasible Nevertheless, O5 one encountered him in a compromise in compromising positions on three separate occasions Debriefing partial transcript appended below excerpt begins I don't want to do this I know you don't The universe has something to say bastion about whether my pants are up or down It has a lot to say bastion about whether my pants are up or down Man, I'm really sorry I can't do this anymore. I can't please don't make them make me Dr. Weddle sobs Okay, I won't silence on recording I promise I won't what I won't let them make you we'll miss the next appointment. Let them come get us if they want What are they gonna do shoot a researcher in the goose that lays the golden egg? Silence on recording You get it Bastion laying an egg is slang for messing bastion. You have one job. What is it? Silence on recording To kick my sorry ass in gear. So do it Silence on recording Well, I guess I forgot the geese can bite after you dr. Weddle They spit too. So watch the fuck out excerpt ends operation theta seven thousand dash twenty seven situation SCP 682 breached containment at site 45 and approached the town of agasta western australia during a folk music festival intervention Theta seven thousand attempted to recapture the anomaly whilst evading the scrutiny of approximately 1 000 people including media representatives outcome Dr. Weddle was stationed between the operational zone and the festival as containment efforts failed and scp 682 approached He was forced to move into the crowd The anomaly was finally disabled within 100 meters of the event an action Nevertheless escaping civilian notice as their attention was fixed on dr. Weddle's altercation with a rogue kangaroo scp 682 Returned to containment without incident while video footage of dr. Weddle being kicked into an industrial barbeque Immediately saturated the internet Pictured fat idiot gets wrecked by kangaroo uploaded by falcon crazy with 7k subscribers Viewed 345,625 times uploaded 14 of august 2022 That is pretty darn good numbers for that low subs. Good job falcon crazy Make sure to subscribe I want to see that video. I want to see that video Okay Debriefing partial transcript appended below excerpt begins This isn't working No, but it's helping Dr. Weddle spits. It does not escape his beard. He wipes his face with a lab coat sleeve Helping I'm making an all-time asset of myself to prolong my worst nightmare You're a hero Don't want to be a hero You're named after william wallace braveheart one of the most famous heroes of all time Where were he'd have gotten without sticking his neck out for others? Not famous enough apparently he got his neck stretched Silence on recording Well, he did get a movie Mel Gibson movie you call that luck. I don't Look, I'm sure they have a backup plan. This will only go on for a little while longer Why What Why are you sure they have a backup plan? When I said this wasn't working. I meant it wasn't working for me. It's working just fine for them william They're gonna roll me up the hill and let me fall back down for the rest of my life like sisyphus. You know, that's true For one thing the myth is actually great perfect Change the subject to a what a hapless asshole. I am I hadn't heard about that for all of one hour Like wow, it's like harry's right here with me. I bet we soaked up enough bad luck for 10 people just now. Hooray I didn't mean You you're having fun writing those reports. I've read him Really tight phrasing there bass dry comedy, but they get a real chuckle all around the water coolers But you wouldn't know anything about that right? I never You remember what I told you when you said you wanted me to be my friend Link to the lamest story never told silence on recording Well, now I do regret it. So fuck back off to 43 and tell them your next set of funny stories in person Silence on recording after a moment researcher Leblanc leaves excerpt ends At this time dr. Wettel advanced the theory that scp 7000 phenomenon was seasonal and would soon dissipate Analytics department study suggested this was unlikely unlikely Dr Wettel further theorized that scp foundation containment efforts might be responsible as per the discredited allegations leveled by various groups of interest During the scp 6500 crisis This too was rejected Whatever the cause the actions of theta 7000 did not appear to neutralize or recognizably worse in the anomaly Merely offsetting its most problematic consequences for the time being Uh pictured is persistent lunar discoloration during scp 7000 Also, I note that Site 43 and these characters I guess have a lot more stories together then And so this is just like one slice of their bullshit. I guess Which if so, this has got me interested in checking them out. So good job gang analytics department report Item economics temporarily reflective of actual reality reactive action None taken market will correct itself item Two chaos insurgency infiltrators evade capture after attempting to enter site 79 Chief of security had changed the daily password on a hunch reactive action five days later foundation personnel intercepted an urgent call for medical aid from a townhouse on the outskirts of Yumei Gemu Discovering a cell of 12 insurgents violently ill with coven 19 The agent who encountered the infiltrators at site 79 and tested positive shortly after their escape A series of step compilations found in the townhouse outlined a grandiose series of sabotages and thefts to be carried out at Japanese facilities On inspection each is found to have been individually impractical due to unperceivable on-the-ground Exigencies I didn't talk to you Item bunk theory of manifesting popularized By ronda burns the secret with no basis in either science or parascience becomes inexplicably Efficus efficacious efficacious reactive action None taken neither evidence nor the lack thereof have any apparent effect on individual belief in the techniques efficacy as before scp 7000 On august 24th an encoded transmission originating from the chaos insurgencies Hardin mobile array was received by overwatch command at site one Though deemed a low priority at the time due to the insurgencies vastly reduced profile in light of their recent heavy losses The ensuing conversation did finally present one possible causal explanation for the scenario itself Overwatch command 05 council minutes Uh odds and evens again excerpt begins Hazard screening Um, wait Where'd it go? Oh, I'm I'm zoomed in and I go okay Odds and evens. Okay, uh active and proactive Very well, let's hear what he has to say A white silhouetted silhouetted face appears on the screen backlit by a glowing chaos insurgency in sigma Do you have a voice in mind for the engineer? Um Yeah, probably um Time's almost up friends. Do you have a response? To what time almost being up not as such The message Expunge you have less than one hour to make your decision Should I know what message you're talking about redacted because I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage The engineer pauses The ultimatum we delivered you Let me put you on hold for a moment What game are you? 05 one cuts the two-way audio feed Any idea what he's on about? We haven't received a message from the insurgency in months Not unless was speaking metaphorically The engineer's face retreats further into shadow of skewering his features I think he I think he means it literally anybody else. No 05 one reactivates the two-way audio feed You're misguided mission of containment, which you know to be disastrous and yet Sorry, were you still going cut you off there? You know, we can't see your mouth The engineer silhouette visibly stiffens So this is a little embarrassing, but we're pretty sure we never got any messages from you at all Your your vengeance has been particularly intermittent as of late That always bothered me. The word is intermittent. Why even quote if you're not going to do it, right? You think this is a good time to stall when you have only minutes to spare Redacted, please. We didn't receive any message. When did you set it? On the day of chaos the 13th of july 13 7 apropos Have we any record of suppressed communications on the 13th too? Yes, 13 messages from ip addresses associated with known hackers The file size and packaging was consistent with random cyber terror attacks originating from the russian federation And as such the messages were scanned for viral content returned positive results in each case and were deleted on red What that's ridiculous. We chose the addresses at random Oops Oops The engineer size We'll send it again. Don't block us this time You could just tell the engineer ends the call Be like that to Yes, we've received something the ip addresses they're spoofing this time belongs to a robo call center in Mumbai And our antivirus systems return another false positive. I have examined the file personally and it appears safe to view So it's a video Suppose we ought to The holographic video screen in the center of the room flickers to life The insignia of the chaos insurgency is displayed. The engineer's voice begins to speak What if the breath that kindled those grim fires Awaked Should blow them into the seven-fold rage and plunge us in the flames Skip The video advances 10 seconds Long struggle is at an end the rotten paste of lies with which the false foundation is comprised will finally crumble And all they have built atop will tumble down to dust For the first time the numbers are not on their side For the first time the red right hand holds all the cards speed it up The video plays a devil speed for the remainder of the speech an artifactive image of a large machine appears on the screen To keep met device now to exercise total control over the course of the fate of all the cloak All mechanisms of chance and contingency will be revocably broken The suffocating veil of the enemy will fall away and the truth will be known Preambles are always so damn long There is however unalternated it means of preserving the long night you have cast over mankind's entire Surrender your assets to the red right hand return your loyal soldiers into the fold Become that which you were meant to be Remember your great purpose and admit the righteous victory of the chaos insurgency the insignia returns You will respond by midnight on august 24th in the year of our crusade 2022 Or we will know the reason why and we'll know the meaning of miss orchard And after we have delta command in the engineer means insurgency wait your swift response But you'll wait and we swap the site The video ends Bullshit Because the device looks suspiciously like the one The cms muon detector of the large hadron collider What's their operational status versus us since the lk started? Estimate over 200 personnel dead catastrophic loss of equipment and facilities complete disarray Field victories Not a one They've escalated to open warfare in desperation and our folks are the betters across the board It's a foregone conclusion to the extent that those still exist these days Well, I'm glad we didn't get this message on the 13th then that was Don't I was going to say fortuitous Still don't But yes, if they're in control of this situation, they've got a funny way of showing it Should be called them back Silence on recording Let's not excerpt ends The engineer's explanation for scp 7000 was filed for further study Despite the apparent passing of the deadline presented in his ultimatum However, the character of the lk scenario did not appear to change in the coming days analytics department report item Seven-year-old Stephanie Ballinger of Leon france becomes world champion in chess having begun playing for the first time on july 7th 2022 she has never lost a game Reactive action further investigation reveals that bellenger is the grandchild of data expunged Encouraged to pursue the game at this time due to data expunge knowledge of the lk class event Data expunge was also responsible for moving the event up from its next planned occurrence in 2023 And his granddaughter's unorthodox inclusion on the roster due to data expunge seniority Matter has not been pursued former further Item predictive meteorology becomes ineffective beyond the existing alterations to atmospheric noise Reactive action none taking changes escape public notice at this time item Site 41 occupied by chaos insurgency the periodic and Unpredictable amnestic effect plaguing all facilities and personnel relating to the anti memetics division strikes the insurgents full force during their occupation Disoriented they exit the site and are immediately detained by guards stationed at the perimeter Reactive action foundation researchers repeatedly attempt to further weaponize this anomaly But are immediately afflicted by the same condition in each case Having been relieved from his post but with theta 7000 by dr. Weddell Researcher Leblanc began a personal investigation into the ak lk Lk class scenario at this time After consultation with dr. Blank He visited dr. Weddell's elderly parents in their home at the foundation operated retirement village of sunset cove Pensacola and the american state of florida in 24th of august 2022 Interview log officer of record researcher be leblanc replication studies say 43 subjects mindy and simon weddell civilians retired excerpt begins Researcher leblanc is sitting in the living room of a single story post-war ranch house with the weddells pictured mindy and simon weddell Did you ever get the impression that your son was carrying some sort of burden? Of course, you know william always thinking about others Leblanc laughs the weddells watch in silence Something funny No, uh, sorry. I was remembering something. Yes go on Like I said, he never spared a thought for himself Spent all his time fussing over what could go wrong with other people what he could do about it He had you know what he had to do about it He couldn't live with himself if something happened and he'd passed up a chance to help I think he started in his 20s. My brother died in 75 and no simon. It wasn't that I started much much earlier when I was sick Sick Long cancer. They didn't expect me to make it really was only 12 at the time. You're right. That's when it started He'd stay up night praying He never struck me as a particularly religious guy I don't think it was religious. I think no mindy weddell taps her temple in irritation I can't quite get at it. The destination is there, of course, but the bridge is out I don't remember any praying I have some medicine with me to help you remember if you're interested You mean nestics How did you We've taken them up. We've taken it before back in god. It was ages ago They were checking up on william after some accident work asking if it could have been his fault if he was reliable They wanted to know everything about him. You think you think about those monestics a lot When I can remember it. There's irony for you. I imagine how much good they could do in a place like this One of our friends doesn't remember her own children She remembers me because we go back farther than that. I tried to tell her about the monestics ones But I I can't the words won't come something to do with where you work where william works Yes, i'm sorry about that and i'm sorry. I can't tell you more But it's not my secret to reveal and dr. Weddell wouldn't want to put you in any danger In fact, I think this is about all I I think this is all about that need to protect people you were talking about He's trying to protect everyone and I don't think he even really knows what from I can't ask him, but You can ask me. All right for william. I'll do it. We have to promise me something first If I can You can promise you'll tell him to think of himself from time to time Silence on recording Well Yeah, yes. Yes. I think I can manage that excerpt ends Following his return to site 43 researcher leblanc attempted to make contact with dr. Weddell The latter disregarded the farmers and treaties and at any event was rarely present due to repeated deployments with theta 7 000 On the 26th of july after his 68th operation with theta 7 000 dr. Weddell abandoned his post He was recovered almost immediately by mobile task force pi 43 code named garbage in garbage out Having failed to either disabled the tracking devices and so on his personal telephone or turn the device off entirely He had recorded the following video during his brief period a wall The camera view is zoomed in close to dr. Weddell's face. He appears to be out of doors In the dark inadequate color correction filters are disabled So this is it. I'm putting my damn foot down Dr. Weddell shifts as though stamping his foot his expression darkens. He looks down then back up in obvious irritation and disgust You're probably going to lobotomize me when you get this message. I get that. I don't blame you Actually, let me google lobotomies for a second Dr. Weddell hens obscures the camera as he presumably scrolls his screen No, but what does it do? Fuck shit app. He can do you just scroll? Oh, come on. You can't fucking find anything else. No. Yeah Okay, apathy. That sounds nice. So when you do that, I'll get it Maybe I'll be funny or clown when I don't even give a shit about what's happening to me But I can't keep tripping on my dicks that the universe can laugh. This can't be the rest of my life Dr. Weddell drops the device. It takes two attempts for it to pick it back up It's not like I liked the way my life was going before This is just more of the same a lot more of the same The replication study straight out of hell, you know when I joined back in 2000 The director told me something like our world is filled with hidden terrors strange Yeah Okay, my memory is crap and I wasn't really listening But it was something like stranger stuff than you could possibly imagine You wanted me to know what I was getting into And I told him it didn't matter that the shit I'd seen was already strange in a real bad way And I was looking forward to seeing the scary stuff And you know what happened Dr. Weddell shakes his head his glasses fall off. He retrieves them I found out that scary stuff isn't always different from stupid stuff And I guess that makes sense the scary stuff comes from our fears our everyday bullshit And a little bit of different And a little bit of everything in the world is already stupid Why would the scary stuff be any different? I just didn't expect that all the weirdness I'd be seeing would be so Dr. Weddell sighs So fucking dumb everybody thinks it's funny what happens to me. It's not funny I guess I thought it would end when I joined up I thought I could replace my bullshit with yours But it just all ended up in the same pot and now the pot's filling up and it's coming over the edge And I'm too old to learn how to mop. I don't know where this metaphor is going Dr. Weddell purses his lips I'm too old for a lot of things They never get tired of reminding me Dr. Weddell drops the device. He's able to retrieve it with only one attempt Though he is forced to bend over again and retrieve his glasses for a second time Replication studies the point the entire point is that once you know something's true You can damn well stop repeating it But this fucking shit show went on well past the point of scientific proof I figured fate just wanted me to give up, you know, so I gave up They got fucking worse So what am I supposed to do wave at everybody as they pass me by Wait up for them like I'm their goddamn mom and die in the death of a thousand stubbed toes for my uh, my trouble Like fucking fuck Dr. Weddell stares into the screen for several seconds I didn't even get to be the anomaly. I'm not the main character in my own story I put in my dues all this time and what's my big break? How do I get to save the day a goddamn treadmill of buster brown buster brown? Is that the right? It doesn't matter the point is This is in how I wanted to be remembered But you don't get to decide that do you everybody else does and everybody else is an asshole Dr. Weddell shakes his head I'm 54 years old and I've been a joke for I don't know how long most of that time And I'm I'm done with it. I know it's selfish But you're going to have to find some way to fix this shit that doesn't involve me I'm gonna do the only thing I can do I'm gonna end it all Dr. Weddell taps the screen and the view shifts rapidly He has presumably placed the device in his pocket after unsuccessfully attempting to cease filming the view returned suddenly to Dr. Weddell's face Oh, okay, that came out wrong and a minute as I'm gonna run away. I just heard how it sounded in my head All right running away for real now Dr. Weddell's face is suddenly illuminated by bright lights footsteps can be heard approaching God shit Dr. Weddell was remanded to the custody of the immersion threat tactical response authority Dr. Dan requested his transportation to area 08-C for debriefing debriefing log officer of record Dr. Dan Director Etra subject Dr. W. Weddell's red application studies 43 Uh, this is two characters of you again. Do you just want to take them this time? Sure Dr. Dan and Dr. Weddell are standing in foundation mission control Technicians are monitoring all foundation probes stellar phenomenon civilian satellites or space flights. Dr. Richard Barnard is seeing overseeing operations from the rear It's time. You had a little perspective. I think take a wider view Show don't tell well spoken for a change bring her up The lead technician transfers it to a specific probe feed to the main board Tike watching over us SCP 179 in the solar corona cognitive hazard censored is pictured What in the hell is that? The heavens actually though. No doubt. It's hot enough. Her name is uh south south sea or South sio. Uh, she stands vigil over the stars directs our attention to potential threats Looks like more looks more like she's directing our attention to chaos undivided What? Warhammer 40k they got a wagon wheel logo. You don't care Yeah, not really but no the first person to look at this and think chaos She normally has a lot fewer arms. They're usually pointing to specific directions or you know less specific ones Most of my colleagues are convinced the lk has driven her baddie and she's just acting out of confusion I'm guessing life is confusing isn't big important life lesson you brought me here to learn No, it's not. I do think her threat compass is on the fritz, but I don't think that's what we're seeing I don't think this is her equivalent of a blue screen of death Hey, did I ever tell you I'm the only guy in the office who can reliably get windows 10 to psod The point is I think she's still trying to communicate something to us If it's the cardinal directions someone ought to tell her that we already know those I think she's pantomiming the wheel of fortune silence on recording I'd like to buy an explanation The wheel of fortune is a tarot card It represents change the alteration of one's situation success fate luck Luck it's a reminder that there are intractable Implacable and personal forces constructing and constructing our destinies Always seems plenty personal to me Good that's a start You're taking offense, which is the first step towards treating this as a conversation with the universe So why not raise the tenor make it a positive conversation? I'm stuck in a leaflet bullshit dan if the fortune is a wheel I'm strapped to it and it's spinning and everybody Everybody is chucking knives at me You think you're being punished by your own sudden usefulness Well, yes, I do. I liked being useless useless people get left alone. You don't know what that's like I was in detention for 10 years. I know what it's like to be left alone I'd give anything to be a pariah. I'm a laughing stock instead. You can't know what that's like Silence on recording You wouldn't say that if you knew what was behind the black boxes What in my name? Oh What's with that anyway, dr. Dan shrugs It's a gimmick. I was at site 19 in the late 2000s. We all had them kondraki had his camera and his hat Gerald drew the drove the way you do everything else Clef had a shotgun clef had a shotgun If they told me I could drive I could have a shotgun. I wouldn't have just black box my name But it's something really dumb Hmm What would it take for me to weasel it out of you? Out smart me now drop the tangent. We were discussing your chronic inability to accept the attention of others dr. Weddle grimaces I've had enough attention for a lifetime just once I'd like to step on a rake without anybody around to point and giggle I just assume nobody. Uh, I just assumed nobody ever looked in my direction again Blank and Leblanc went to get fond over that's their business Those are two different people Might as well not be from my perspective everyone else is charmed and I'm cursed I still can't believe it What? I swear to god two months ago. I actually said out loud. It can't get any worse dr. Dan considers Well, I don't mind telling you this is the new status quo We don't see any way out of it You're going to be working with theta 7000 for the foreseeable future at least until we give up and drop the veil Give it to me and I'll drop it in seconds Conversation with the universe remember think bigger dr. Dan points at the screen again The messenger of the cosmos is trying to send you specifically you a message and that message is to seize the moment You think she's doing hot yoga for me? That's dumb Who else would it be for you're the only person the only one in this event has singled out just you nobody else on earth has that distinction Flare activity getting chromatic aberration. We're about to lose the feed from discover two Back off can't afford to lose another one Wave goodbye dr. Whittle she can't fucking see me Still it's only polite Dr. Whittle sighs and waves at the main board as the connection deteriorates before the transmission cuts off entirely scp 179 appears to return the gesture with all eight arms Pictured What the fuck you train her to do that? She's a lookout not a watchdog Still think you're nothing special Even with anecdotal evidence is still just anecdotal God you really don't see it do you this is your debut on the world stage You're making a positive change not just for you, but for everybody For all we know it's what you were always meant to do your destiny The fall on my face at the end of the world Literally. Yes. Metaphorically, you're rising to the occasion. You're the most important person in creation right now. Everybody knows your name Great. Everybody knows I pee myself to prevent an asteroid strike But that makes me toast to the town You'd be surprised people loving out under nondredog sympathy leads to empathy and empathy. Well That can lead to all sorts of complicated relationships. Haven't you been stuck in your simple rut long enough? Yeah, all the ladies love a man who gets kicked in the groin by a horse Then another man could pull off a sweet slam dunk with a hand grenade Exactly. They love sensitive men silence on recording You think I ought to try enjoying this What's the worst that can happen? I'm allowed to say that now since the entire human race has lost their tempting fate privileges Everyone except you You think I should embrace this insane nonsense. You really think that Think of it this way. Have you ever not been miserable? No, have you ever tried Silence on recording Maybe she's doing a clock face Clocks have 12 hour markers. She's only got eight arms right now Oh, shit. It's just a sundial. You get it Sundials are just clocks, buddy Dr. Weddell agreed to return to duty with say fata 7000 Captain Adams reported he appeared calm and resigned to his station Dr. Dan indicated to the o5 council that his plan for neutralizing scp 7000 was now in motion The lk class event nevertheless continued to pace for the following two days A representative six-leaved instance of genus trafolium clover during scp 7000 Annalytics department report item scp 6263 an anomaly formally triggering spelling and grammar mistakes In all attempts to point out spelling and grammar mistakes resumes operation for precisely the amount of time required to precipita To precipitate over the course of three days the incarceration of outgoing united kingdom prime minister boris johnson reactive action none taken Item three rogue sharks discovered in martha's vineyard reactive action Capture and released by the scp s vehicles disguised as american coast guard An implementation of a cover story involving filming of the fictitious jaws 5 returned to amity island item tactical nuclear detonation detected over the unoccupied Auckland islands in new zealand as no conventional launch was detected foundation personnel responded to the scene They discovered the remains of the chaos insurgencies hearted mobile array burning in the carnally harbour Documents recovered from the site attest to an apparently lost step compilation culminating with a nuclear strike on site one Though the state of the wreckage and unfamiliarity with the platform make precise determinations impossible Foundation engineers report the likeliest explanation for the apparent accident is a catastrophic launch bay door failure further forensic investigation reveals the presence of anomalous components effused with chronons anti-chronons and tachyons suggesting the engine itself may have been present on the array at the time of detonation reactive action In light of its recent loss of material and manpower the chaos insurgencies activity class has reassessed from level 5 varmed to level 2 cooled Falling below the serpent's hand each sect of the church of the broken god and are we cool yet among others for the first time Since their respective group of interest classifications Crash site heartened mobile array pictured Frustrated with being stone walled by dr. Weddle researcher leblanc confronted him in his quarters on the night of 28th August excerpt begins researcher leblanc enters the dorm room. Dr. Weddle is lying on the couch in his underwear I locked the damn door Yeah, I figured you wanted to be alone. So I just hit a bunch of random numbers and guess what? Fuck Dr. Weddle's laughs Yeah, that would work So I've been talking to your parents What? Why? Dr. Weddle sits up on the couch banging both knees on his coffee table as he does so the table collapses Because you're stuck in a holding pattern william and I would be a very good friend if I left you there I'm a gold medalist in the shitty friend olympics. You don't know me anything I'm my parents specifically Well, I was with theta 7000. I got to see a lot of the scp file This is my whole life has been since I don't know when if you didn't know I figured Sorry, you wasted a trip to fucking florida of all places. That's what they call a double waste It wasn't a waste put some clothes on Why? Because there's places in the site where the cameras don't see But there's public corridors between here and there and nobody wants to see that Researcher Leblanc gestures at dr. Weddle No offense How would I not take offense? Excerpt ends Dr. Weddle and researcher Leblanc exited the former's quarters and proceeded to the acroomatic and abatement section Escaping the effective audiovisual range of the site's surveillance cameras on returning to view dr. Weddle appeared distraught and agitated He returned to his quarters alone pacing for several hours before pushing a variety of random items off his bed and lying down to sleep Just after midnight. He began speaking to himself Uh picture dr. Weddle in bed security feeds still It can't be that simple silence on recording It really really can't be that simple can't be Silence on recording SCP 7000-1 is inconsequential and exact requires no containment Exactly exactly. That's all there is to it. He's full of shit Silence on recording He's right, isn't he? Silence on recording as dr. Weddle stares at the ceiling for 49 minutes Well, what do you want me to say? I've learned my lesson. I'm overflowing with the milk of fucking human kindness here Fuck you. Fuck you forever Silence on recording Inaudible Silence on recording Inaudible Silence on recording You fucking hear me A life fixture detaches from the ceiling and falls shattering in a hail of sparks. It hits the bed frame Yeah, you hear me The bed sheets catch fire Dr. Weddle reported for duty once more the following morning captain Adams reported that he seemed refreshed but also rueful But also more than a little bit smug and I don't know why Updates will be appended as the situation develops further O5 council credit credentials confirmed the following pending updates to the scp-7000 file are classified Overseer eyes only As dr. Dan had predicted following his debriefing of dr. Weddle at area 08-C the scp-7000 phenomenon gradually decreased in severity Thorough analytics department canvasing returned the following new probabilistic effects on 29th of august analytics department report item none identified reactive action none required Probabilistic anomalies resumed to their prior functionality at staggered intervals over the course of the day the narrative returned to nx-18 scp-4040 regained its former depth and scp-179 de-manifested five arms before resuming her usual routine of threat identification The scp foundation suffered 38 casualties over the course of the lk-class scenario of those killed as a result of the scenario itself Rather than direct enemy action 36 had been posthumously identified as double agents for the chaos of insurgency The remaining two are under continued investigation Despite significant global destruction and immeasurable interpersonal catastrophe All civilian deaths attributed to scp-7000 appear to have involved individual moral failing or spectacularly poor decision-making processes Cover-up operations including smear campaigns against the present generation of mathematicians Fraudulent scientific discourse to account for unusual mutations and atmospheric effects the creation of the non-existent Sagittaried meteor shower Sagittaried meteor shower Fabrication of explanations for the total collapse of all future markets and the containment of inexplicably resurrected Decrease baseball player Lou Gehrig with his sudden appearance at Yankee stadium explained away as impersonation in bad taste Willis require extensive ongoing maintenance for the foreseeable future Nevertheless with the immediate crisis apparently over theta-7000 was placed on oh an scp-4040 bottomless once again is pictured here Nevertheless with the immediate crisis apparently over theta-7000 was placed on indefinite hiatus and its members returned to their former stations The emergent threat tactical response authority internally declared scp-7000 tentatively neutralized and stood down from priority alert for after the autopsy of scp 3856-1 researcher Samuel Lloyd revealed deviant hume levels indicating that he was not in fact The multiversal iteration belonging to baseline reality, which was therefore unlikely to collapse The correct iteration was subsequently located alive and in good health in a chaos insurgency safe house after a rash of surrenders and defections During said organization's general disarray disarray in the wake of scp-7000 Official pronouncement of the end of operation black swan is scheduled for the 30th of august Dr. Dan encounter dr. Wettel at the foundation run food and drinks establishment sam's canadian pub in grand bend ontario Near site 43 on the evening of the 29th of august Excerpt begins Dr. Wettel is sitting at the bar drinking from a bottle of beer Most patrons are watching the television where a news report is detailing the sudden dispersal of seven large storm systems around the globe There's our willy-nilly drowning your sorrows My sorrows can swim. I bet they could drown me Wettel pictured at sam's canadian pub Who would you get that one from? Harry, he writes most of my lines Seriously though, how are you holding up? I'm upright enough for a guy with a knife in his back Look No, I get it. I'm not mad This is what you're known for, right? You're the guy who doesn't need to play the game of chess To see how it ends. I know all you know all the pieces move already Everyone knows the pieces move in chess. That's pretty basic See didn't even miss a beat. That's dr. Dan So I suppose you figured it out then No, I didn't Of course I didn't I never figured anything out in my life before the other day Someone else just figured it out for me and then I figured out that they were right Goddamn replication studies all over again Who's the someone a friend and what did your friend tell you? That this was all about me from the start. It was all about me. I caused it. This was my crisis Did he figure out why? He did You don't mind if I gloat and expose it. I've had three beers. I don't mind much It started with blank sweating and your assistance dating It started a long damn time before that Sure fine, but it was the romance that set you off It was a pretty chummy crowd at 43 and it hasn't changed that much while you've been there And now they're pulling out away now. They're all pulling away from you and you lost your shit I wanted to make something of myself. I wanted to be someone. I wanted a wife Until you thought you were putting her in danger And I wanted a family until you thought your bad luck was contagious And in the end I just wanted everyone to stay the same and I couldn't even have that so yeah, I lost my shit I really thought my life would turn around at some point. I thought it for 20 damn years Everybody says I'm slow, but I guess 20 years is my minimum speed You decided you were done. You gave up. You're never going to be popular You're never going to be noticed. You let the universe win But the universe wasn't done playing You tried to be content with nothing So you were anomaly made you the single most important invaluable famous person in the foundation in precisely the worst way Because it wasn't what you wanted uh-huh scp 7000 happened because of you I don't want to even know what the body count was Universal universally assholes or idiots far as the ad can tell and a whole lot of people got a violent wake-up call They won't soon forget you got a second chance to chart their courses in life because of you indirectly And that's the key word indirectly It's not your fault. It's not like you ever had control of what was happening Like everything else in your life It just sort of happened to you and as soon as you decided you kind of liked it after our little pep talk The corner turned again. You're not allowed to enjoy anything that much, right? So it took it back. So it took back everything it gave turned you back to nothing. No offense Nothing is one of the nicest things anyone's ever called me. But yeah, sure. That's a sensible explanation I'm pretty pleased by it. You single-handedly trick me into adding a k-class scenario It's what I do Didn't though Ambience on recording Because you're wrong ambience on recording Pardon A long time ago. I made a pact with the universe to live a sucky life But not too sucky and then I forgot And then I broke it. This was the revenge What are you talking about? Excerpt resumes 15 minutes after class x nestic application I remember it like it was happening right now in front of me It was our old house stockwell row back in peoria I was going to bed. I had been smoking in the garage Simon was already asleep. I thought william would be too. But just as I was walking past his room I heard him whispering to himself Can you remember what he said? I can hear it You're saying take anything else you want take all my stuff take all my friends take all my chances Take everything good and keep it. Just don't Silence on recording Don't take my mom Simon whettel places a hand on his wife's shoulder Don't hurt my parents hurt me instead for as long as you want. I could take it. I promise Please Jesus Just a boy. You shouldn't have to go through that I never smoked again Excerpt ends Turns out I was talking to the universe a long time before I met you I told it I told it to use me as a punching bag and when I went to sleep You ever remember those late night thoughts the next day? I don't So what you're you're you're a two-time reality bender or you played to the ceiling and fortuna heard you Something heard me and it took me up on the offer It got good value for the next few decades and then Well, you got one thing right everyone else was moving on up except me Everyone else had a chance to change their lives or had change in their lives. I wanted that I needed that And on some new unmemorable night half drunk lying on my couch in my dorm in my underwear I asked for it out loud. I didn't even remember until my friend thought to check out the security feed Let me get this straight You think you caused your own luck anomaly and you think you made it worse by breaking the terms and then And then what deciding you liked it wouldn't fix the problem No, sorry, buddy. Dr. Whittlepats. Dr. Dan on the back You're talking to the guy who beat the no luck scenario Because I decided that I didn't like it didn't like being important at everyone else's expense You should try introspects and some inspections sometimes I knew it. Uh, I'm new to it and it's a rush So I did something about it because it turns out that I might be fat and dumb and slow and a magnet for other people's bullshit But I'm not helpless Wait, I thought this was all happening to me, right? I thought it was stuck But it was me all along my life might be fucked up. But it's my life. I'm in control I set the terms. I just never knew it until now Whittle are you saying you intentionally set things back to normal major deal with the devil again? You spoke to the ceiling and the ceiling answered pretty much ambience on recording Your speech did help though too flowery, but the sentiment was nice ambience on recording Have you grasped the full implications of this yet? Dr. Whittle shrugs A lot of things I guess what's on your mind You Dr. William Whittle destroyed the chaos insurgency ambience on recording dr. Whittle laughs Uh, every clown has his day, I guess You're back to mixing metaphors Yeah, well, that's one of the perils of writing your own script Hey, wait There's another implication too Which is what I outsmarted you ambience on recording Well Well, what? Well, what's behind the black boxes ambience on recording? You promise Huh I can't hear you Daniels The other patient turned to look at dr. Dan who is now standing with his arms in the air He glances at them then sits back down sheepishly Daniels yeah Dr. Dan Daniels Yeah Dr. Daniel Daniels Yes, go on have your guffaw ambience on recording Dr. Whittle extends his hand Dr. William Whittle Dr. Dan raises an eyebrow and considers dr. Whittle for a moment before taking his hand and shaking it I told them you were more than just a gimmick, you know, I wasn't wrong about everything Dr. Whittle finishes his beer So you're gonna reclassify 7 000 neutralized ambience on recording You know what? I think I have a better idea Yeah, you shit. I bet you do Two individuals take the bar stools besides dr. Whittle and dr. Dan How are you users doing? Uh, I did blank before you can okay. Yeah, you got it. Yeah sore Who's buying I'll flip you for it Dr. Dan presented a brief on the future of the scp 7 000 filed to the o5 council the following day Exit begins So that's what I think we do that and we reclassified the lk scenario as 7 000 d and the invisible powers that should be uh, that be should be happy You're absolutely certain these are the explanations you want on record Definitely it takes all the credit away from whittle which ought to satisfy the flagalistic urges of its anomaly And uh, it's not like the ci are in any position to argue if i'm right and minus one very embarrassing incident recently I always am uh, we should never have to go through this ridiculous rigmarole again It all makes a certain hideous kind of sense I understand the dash deep proposal, but i'm interested in here to hear your rationale for the new 7 000 file You don't think this risks tipping the balance back in his favor or causing another crisis No, I think the loss of prestige ought to counterbalance it. I've run the whole thing past the analytics department and they concur Still why do it at all? He was never that important never will be again Silence on recording I think we owe it to him. Don't you for being such a good sport Silence on recording Once again, I move we accept in toto sound off Everyone except for 7 and 13 abstain And say a also they say yeah, it's been decided Whittle will go along with this freely He'll be happy enough after all he had a hand in it. Did you see the new file photo for 7 000? Excerpt ends Per dr. Dan's request the scp 7 000 file will be forked into two new database entries Barebone straps are presented below for review scp 7 000 dash d classification level three confidential containment class decommissioned Picture that looks like it's from the hadron collider Special containment procedures the remains of scp 7 000 dash d1 are undergoing investigation at site 19. No further containment Measures are necessary description scp 7 000 dash d was a progressive probability failure on the planet earth during july and august of 2022 Precipitated by an ontogenetic eigenweapon known as the kismet device scp 7 000 dash d dash 1 The device was destroyed by the scp foundation via tactical nuclear deployment see operation nelson's revenge for further details As the effects of the probability failure have subsequently receded It is presumed that the device's ongoing intervention in baseline reality was required to sustain it Contact the analytics department for a fully counting of known suspected scp 7 000 dash d effects and occurrences scp 7 000 classification level two restricted containment class euclid secondary class mement disruption glass kennec risk class caution pictured scp 7 000 on the left and staff 2022 timed photograph Time to photograph by subject special containment procedures scp 7 000 is responsible for its own containment No experimentation involving this anomaly is authorized without the explicit consent of the emergent threat tactical response authority or scp 7 000 itself There is no relationship between scp 7 000 and scp 7 000 dash d description scp 7 000 is a probability sink concentrating local misfortune on its own person signed Dr. William Weddle or Dr. William Wallace Weddle deputy chair of replication studies at site 43 The loser Well that went by pretty quickly There's definitely enough swapping in the sections that I never felt it slow down to me anyways Because we've been here for what two hours Oh god, it has been two hours Yeah, I did definitely didn't feel that like it. I don't know. It's uh, yeah I think the character swapping definitely helps with that and the fact that it was so funny Yep, I I definitely laughed out loud a couple times. Uh the Uh childhood prayer almost got a tear out of me. I was like this close Hmm Yeah Someone got that 420th up vote damn All right. Well, they did good and now we're up to 422 Absolutely and hashtag Weddle sweep continues. Yeah, now I now I get it And now we get the memes man. We get the memes Woo and being in the loop is great. All right Adbreak adbreak Remember why we're here everyone We are here first and foremost To raise money for our dear friend dr. Samarion's Averted assassination via tree. He almost got william weddle himself The illustrious dr. Samarion and Looking at the go fummy page. 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So, uh, we'll just have to kind of wing it Yeah, i'll i'll message the group while we're doing this one, but yeah, sounds good But for now we're going on to scp 7 000 mutually assured destruction by cydra Okay, i guess i'll take this one off. Um, see Yeah, great This is an interesting guide. I've i've seen this before the component, but i've uh never actually seen it implemented confidential security clearance level four slash or con north atlantic hera threat response alliance in site 64 of oregon the icons from left to right mind control possib possibility bending extra dimensional information threat and mimicry Threat level e or class e is euclid intelligent control c3 vidas to scp 7 000 I don't know what some of those things mean, but that's cool special containment procedures The entity was referred to by this document Entity referred to by this document is not to be referred to by any consistent name designation or title in compliance with protocol 4 000 dash eschew I recognize that from something has been transformed to site 64 Oregon for diplomatic reasons The narrator of many lies is not to be believed specifically personnel must ignore all exertions of its role and position in the foundation hierarchy The being in foundation custody will reinforce such claims with detailed knowledge about foundation procedures secrets and protocols This knowledge does not prove its affiliation with the foundation Despite its claims, it is not authorized to issue commands to personnel leave the containment area or otherwise interfere with containment procedures Personnel are advised to minimize direct or indirect interactions with the humanoid from the forest without a name As much as possible to reduce the amount of causal event change it can influence description The anomalous manifestation currently looks like a white female human However, it has shown to change outside appearances before as is common with inhabitants of the forest of yonder It has shown the ability to consciously influence events in its local proximity to statistically unlikely outcomes Furthering its goals or at least preserving its physical integrity The amount of influence the being from under the well can exert Is unclear at the moment as is the amount of control it has over the effects From recovered evidence, it is assumed that it cannot control the concrete outcome of an event Further research into the exact effects is pending Attenda the umbrella defense system The entity of particular interests had been encountered first during a raid by invaders from the wells deep On a u.s military site belonging to the para technological umbrella defense system The attackers without names did not trigger any alarms and were not spotted prior to the breach event This is attributed through their anomalous entry through the ventilation shaft within a radio communications building of the umbrella site How they achieve this entry is currently being investigated as access to and from the extra dimensional paths normally requires some form of ritualistic invitation Document January 27 1963 level four top secret Umbrella defense system north atlantic para threat response alliance Early in the 1960s the soviet union underwent efforts to surpass the previously technologically dominant united states in the ongoing arms race After the successful detonation of its first thermonuclear warhead in 1958 the soviet government sought to develop Strategical para weapons to counter the united states nuclear prominence While the united states extended their edge in nuclear technology with the neutron bomb the soviet union began deploying several eigen weapons systems on their east coast After two years of negotiations with the federal government of the united states The foundation agreed to a program against soviet para weapon threats as well as conventional nuclear ballistic missiles The foundation recognizes the threat exerted by the russian government's unwillingness to halt their advances in para technological armament Despite earlier concerns the foundation agenda was reinterpreted to necessitate balance of terror to contain soviet para technology And the picture caption says umbrella defense otr coverage of the counter-eminence counter-eminence united states In exchange of in exchange to massive funding of foundation projects Foundation scientists developed a previously theorized eigen weapon which got integrated into the nuclear deferenced strategy of the united states The weapon was capable of de-conceptualizing targets that are visible and Describable to a group of trained operators The weapon assigns a nomenclature designation to a target if operators reach a consensus about the nature of the target And create a nomenclature label within the weapons acceptable boundaries The weapon will then de-conceptualize the nomenclative designation while disintegrating at these strictly designated under the Not nomenclative label chosen by its operators sounds like scp integer See not all targets were applicable more details about the weapon system can be found in Two which is reference to nord a simons d nomenclative clustering and directed association within the new sphere foundation publishing archive Nevertheless the range of potential targets surpassed everything considered reasonable defense To contain the potential impact of such eigen weapon foundation operatives embedded multiple layers of perception filters into any documentation and constructions Those filters convinced operators and anyone with access to the documentation or knowledge of the weapon that requires direct line of sight Requires the target to approach the weapon and it can only target inanimate objects This way it is only capable of targeting incoming projectile threats But not people institutions countries or similar concepts that cannot be considered ballistic threats Moreover filters convince us officials that a weapon capable of a wider range of targeting options Is inherently infeasible and inquiries as well as further research into such a weapon of mass destruction are therefore pointless The weapon system consists of a series of upstream over-the-horizon radars and downstream anomalous de-conceptualization cannons the OTR sites relay incoming threats to operators of the De-conceptualization cannons who then have to classify and label the oncoming threat If consensus about an incoming threat is reached the weapon is ready to fire within 80 seconds They will locate the target's new nominative group within the new sphere and conceptualize it through a pseudo thomaturgic mechanism footnote nord a simons d nominative clustering and directed association within the new sphere foundation publishing our type for the night This is great disintegrating its physical associations as a side effect next document november 4th 1963 level 4 top secret incident report breach of umbrella cannon array in bettles Arkansas north atlantic para threat response alliance This transcript was created from automated cctv footage covering the weapon control rooms and some parts of the premises The cctv footage uses magnetic tape bands, but due to shortcomings in their logistics, the military was unable to Restore more than a week of footage because the tapes had to be reused Foundation operatives were therefore unable to analyze the weeks prior for suspicious activity At five minutes 56 seconds Think At five 56 the door to the communication block opens several unnameable creatures exit the building Two of them have thin tails protruding from under their cloaks Two more have lizard-like heads with elongated mouths and sharp teeth Six of them carry weapons reminiscent of spears with long bronze tips The seventh which is the one described in this document carries a m3a1 machine a submachine gun It is dressed in typical u.s. Army camouflage At five 57 the unseemable intruders stack up before the door of the generator room then breach it It is assumed that they find it empty since no bodies were discovered from the room in the aftermath At 603 together with six more invaders invaders from a different sky They exit the generator room the gathering of name seekers splits into two groups At 605 both groups simultaneously breach the western and southwestern weapons control rooms Three soldiers one in western two in the southwestern control rooms are killed immediately upon entry The trespassers with unseen faces charge into the rooms and hinder personnel to equip weapons by force The spear-like weapons compensate for their lack of firearms with within the confined spaces and supplies for an immediate defeat of both control rooms At 607 the hostile workers then access the seized umbrella cannons while subduing surviving u.s. soldiers in the southwestern controller In their apparent lack of military training the individuals whose titles cannot be uttered did not remove any weapons from the vicinity of the of survivors One of the captured u.s. Soldiers manages to get a hold of his gun and opens fire upon the entry team One bullet pierces the skull of a loser diserper the soldier is then terminated with a spear 0608 the shots her alert the third crew in the west eastern control room now now exit the building The forest dwellers from beyond retreat into the control rooms and barricade the doors while the third crew opens fire onto them At 0608 Concurrently a second group in the same place of names begins attack from the south Diverting attention of deployed soldiers away from the cannon array the attackers use the thaumatological Spells and anomalous fauna to attract and stand gunfire At 0609 the southwestern umbrella cannon starts up loot sequence. No firing command has been issued yet 0611 bullets fired from the southeastern weapons control room damage all three coolant pumps outside the southwestern control room The bullets were fired seemingly deliberately by from foundation technician matt franklin Who is currently deployed at the site as a liaison because of his military experience He then retreats into the weapons control room the rest of the crew follows At 0612 since the southwestern weapon is currently in its booting booting procedure coolant flow from the idling southeastern control rooms Automatically rerouted to the southwestern cannon. This renders the southeastern cannon inoperable The team at 0614 the team from the southeastern control room activates the umbrella cannon It is unknown how they arrived at the conclusion that the weapon could be used to fire at the group of nameless souls Matt franklin did not experience altered perception through the weapons mimetic filters, but they deployed you as soldiers did At 0614 soldiers defending the base from the southern attacks begin firing mortars at the attackers 0615 the southeastern umbrella cannon fails the boot process and to continue fails to the boot process due to lack of coolant flow This issued firing order is rerouted to the western umbrella cannon while it boots up Members from the southeastern control room begin communicating with the uninvited guests The contents of the exchange are unknown because the cctv surveillance does not include audio recording At 0616 the western umbrella cannon logs a failure of consensus Three seconds later matt franklin manually overrides the safeguard in order to fire the site experiences of power failure It is uncertain what happened next but reconstruction efforts Through survivor interviews and damage assessments suggest that the ventilation shaft in the communications room was disintegrated And led to immediate collapse of the radio tower and i'll read the photocaption now Photograph taken 148 minutes after the attack from lockheed u2 reconnaissance aircraft Damage to communications building was minimal the collapse radio tower can be seen for That's not it for no The tower crashed into the generator room destroying both generators and causing a fire from the king diesel Simultaneously many of the unnamed attackers partially disintegrated or spontaneously combusted The force exerted from the explosions and incomplete disintegration destroyed all three weapon control rooms Killing two incapacitated soldiers and injured several more This marks the end of the hostile attack as the being describing this file It was its sole enemy survivor at the cannons and escaped into the surrounding forest The southern anomalous army severely weakened through several combustions among them Sees all hostiles and retreat uh cease all hostilities and retreat into the parks. Thank you. It's just the cease investigation In the aftermath foundation technician matt franklin who was present during the shootout between the weapons control rooms Was interviewed about the attack and the day's proceeding it Of particular interests were his accounts about elena griffin a foundation field agent who was stationed with him at the Bethes bettels umbrella site before a deployment within the umbrella project She was assigned as a security personnel during multiple expeditions into the space beyond our chimneys And the next document november 5th 1963 level 2 restricted interview log breach of umbrella cannon array in bettels arkansas umbrella defense project internal documentation interviewer Dr. Elias lockwood sites 64 umbrella defense project Interview we matt franklin umbrella defense project introduction and initial questions were cut for everybody jake tick lockwood i'll take it And after you heard the shots, uh, what did you do? We all grabbed our weapons and got up Immediately were you expecting an attack? No, but it is a military site normally you'd expect to hear in a lawn before anything happens. So it was uh, I'm expecting and then He stacked up on the door because shots were nearby and uh got out Then you saw those that came from another place immediately Yeah, pretty much. They were outside the two other buildings doors wide open. You know, you could see that they weren't our kind How so? Animal features and everything my guys were briefed on them a bit But not much. They were just soldiers deployed at the same tech that by chance was classified by us And so they were told the most urgent stuff There were uh permanent wells deeper in the forest, but to be honest, nobody expected an invasion from from beyond the pathways Who do you mean by nobody? Project lead apparently a fair folk doesn't care about our side of that much Was that a problem? I mean the army not knowing what they're facing So we had told them not to talk when seeing them and that's it And at first there was nothing to talk about anyways. There were some ass hats. So we started shooting But I infer there was something to talk about after all Well, here's where it gets weird a few days before that I had a chat with agent griffin Normal small talk, you know, it is We were outsiders and she was even non-military And we were also the only ones who knew that this whole thing even was. Um, so we kind of got stuck together I don't need your life story. Just give me the bullet points sir She told me some stuff about you know who Lockwood signs franklin to watch his phrases And she was asking what I'd do if they attacked I thought nobody expected an attack At that moment it was just an innocent question more like a what if And well, we talked for a bit We came up with the idea to use the umbrella against them because you know big weapon go boom How would that even work? She knew everything about this non-inclusive bullshit and knew how the weapon Knew how the weapon was targeting sentences or whatever the hell your boys and lab came up with So the idea was and again, this is only us fucking around The idea was that we talked to them and let them know their whole shtick To let them do their whole shtick before Uh, well they and uh that we talked to them and let them do their whole shtick where they try to steal a name That's where yeah, okay, and then we uh, we just target the name with the umbrella and blast the rasses So when they attacked you you actually tried that Well, not exactly that. Do you have any idea how stupid of an idea that is? To be honest, no, I don't have any idea how that thing works, but in the heat when your ass is out there What heat they didn't even have firearms? Yes, smart ass. That's what we thought as well, but then fucking griffin starts firing at us Agent griffin opened fired on you during the attack Oh, yeah, she did suddenly looks at the door at the western building pulls her gun and opens fire. Hell of a bad shot though She was in the western building. Are you sure? Yes, sir Dr. Lockwood pauses the interview to confirm that no survivors survived the initial breach in the western building It's concluded that agent griffin was part of the anomalous attack team The only feasible explanation is that agent griffin Had lost her name to the surviving creature from the wells It is currently unknown when this occurred as it contradicts the accounts of matt franklin discussing attack strategies against those that wandered the twisted path with her However, it is considered infeasible that she lost her name during her deployment as she had no way to perform procedure 4000 halloway at the umbrella site The following excerpt from the interview continues with the events that transpired during the attack at the battle site Okay, let's presume that in a very in that very situation It sounded like a good idea to use the cannon against the creatures who seem to have lost their names Your entire team was under antimemetic filters and was unable to reach consensus Because they were convinced only incoming projectiles could be targeted with the weapon Yeah, that was actually griffin's idea griffin's idea. She said that consensus is enough intent to fire isn't required What does that even mean? I shut the pumps at the other building That sounded like it was supposed to be an explanation They had activated that cannon already So coolant was redirected from our building to theirs That means our cannon that meant our cannon couldn't be fired anymore because no coolant was available So when we initiated a command to the console it got relayed to the only cannon left in that building uh and in that building Really yet to be named once so I then got to the door and asked them who they were And made the lord be my witness those idiots swallowed the bait faster than a hooker from Anyway, they told me their whole crap about some well deep in the forest or whatever And they came here to kill our leader who had become a second genocide on them and What does that have to do with the cannon? I just repeated the whole phrase it was the most complicated thing about the whole operation I had to remember their whole monologue long enough to you know, greet them with it The way they uh, accept it as their name or title or whatever Griffin explained it, but i'm i'm not about the ritual stuff I just ordered the cannon to fire because they Accepted it as their name consensus in their building was reached and because they were in the building with cannon was it just fired boom Boom Yes, sir. They were all gone instantly victory victory battle was over According to the weapons log consensus wasn't reached in their building I'm gonna be honest. I had no idea what to tell you it worked. They were gone. You go figure out the rest Your definition of victory seems off too The whole site was destroyed nine soldiers were killed and one of those who came to our world survived What really Yes, the one you assumed was your colleague Son of uh, well, there you have it. Maybe that's why consensus wasn't reached Thank you, sir for your cooperation But i'm afraid this isn't the end of it your behavior was reckless the foundation expects more from their employees Oh to hell with that they seized two cannons This wasn't a situation for diplomacy or waiting for some dumb mtf to enough You've breached umbrella protocol and targeted illegal subjects You have furthermore breached protocol 4000 s u and your actions may have led to further contamination Containment breach of an anomaly that can't be labeled Please wait here. Somebody else will decide what to do with you. Oh come on Next document remember fifth 1963 level five top secret Interview log breach of umbrella cannon array Battles arkansas by order of the overseer council. This file is classified level five Unauthorized action will lead to immediate disciplinary action requesting access Approximately an hour after the initial interview the door to the interview room opens No known man of african ethnicity hence enters the room matt franklin is still sitting in the room awaiting further debriefing Hello, mr. Franklin Fucking finally, so you're the disciplinary team No, mr. Franklin. I just have a few more questions for you Oh, yeah, whatever Mr. Franklin during your time with mrs. Miss griffin. Did she ever exhibit any abnormal behavior towards you? Define abnormal sir Well, we have established that she apparently lost her name Though we are unsure when that happened a few days prior She was still discussing war strategies against those that were hunted by kings of men with you Which seems rather odd for someone who is from the other side I don't know what to tell you seem like the same as always How long have you known her? Uh met her at the umbrella site So if she made if she met her fate much earlier, you wouldn't be able to tell Probably not but if she was Wasn't herself Why would she willingly throw herself and all those others into certain death? Certainly interesting, right? Although it seems she was lucky enough to get away safely So maybe she wasn't a creature of an unknown forest Otherwise the weapon would have targeted her, right? possibly Why did they attack in the first place? You were told they don't meddle in our business and suddenly we're under fire like the Germans are back It seems they have an interest in the umbrella system. I suppose they understand it is working under the same principles as their powers So the higher-ups misjudged it? I wouldn't go that far. This isn't anything we cannot recover from So we will get additional manpower Quite inquisitive No, I don't think the higher-ups as you call them. We'll be very pleased if they hear we need more manpower I think this is something we can handle informally Meaning You do understand that I am here to ask you questions Come on, mister. You're just lit up by a damn anomaly that was supposed to be silent coming some slack Those that come from a place where names and powers seem all but united on the topic A little demonstration that our technology is stronger than their warriors and their magic should suffice to dissuade them further You shouldn't worry about that mr. Franklin Before I leave though one last question What did they tell you about their goals? Nothing You said they told you they wanted to kill someone Oh that yes, they were spouting something about a second atrocity or something about inverting the terror Interesting choice of words truly. Are you sure it was inverting the terror? It might have been something else balance. Maybe it was balance. I'm sorry. What do you do at the project exactly? Thank you, mr. Franklin, but I don't think that matters right now. I'm grateful you answered my questions farewell wait The unknown person leaves the room Escalation following the incident at Bettles it became clear that the misfire of the umbrella cannon array had targeted several locations of the nameless among anomalous communities, especially those in physical proximity to Alaska Oh, it's Alaska the whole time. I'm I'm dumb This was especially dangerous to the umbrella defense project because large portions of the system, especially the two otr sites Are located in Oregon and Maine Incidentally both proximity to the exits of the three city of three portlands Which harbored large communities of creatures with misplaced names This has led to site 64 director Veronica Anderson to launch an investigation into three portlands to ascertain the immediate reaction among the anomalous community a foundation team was sent into three portlands to gauge the sentiment among different subgroups of the city populace document November 12 1963 level 2 restricted report on insurgent sentiments within three Portland community umbrella defense project to eternal documentation documentation Dear director Anderson as per your request. I launched an investigation within the various communities of three portlands Before I get to my summary, though, I'd like you to know that such Investigations are hardly representative of the opinion and sentiment within the anomalous community The locals only share with us what they want us to know and especially those that are main to are to remain unnamed Are very secluded and don't really like to communicate with the foundation Hence I urge you to consider everything in this report as only a part of the full picture Is very possible that the situation is far closer to escalation as the careful estimates. We are able to gather our suggestion Convert covert operations usually don't mean to anything as the portland community has a surprising talent to uncover covert agents Only our diplomatic efforts allow us to conduct this survey at all. So let this be a word of warning Since the incident add battles to place this content within the public mood has been increasing at an alarming rate While the firing of the umbrella system does not seem to have affected the local population and those that Shall not receive proper titles word on the streets is that comparatively large amount of preachers without renown With renown within the far the forest of fair tales were annihilated by the weapons misfire Confusingly a lot of the residents claim that it happened only three days ago Even though the battle system incident was on the fourth This greatly increased stress between the nameless community and the rest of the city's population A large portion of the local community has left the city Those that remain are led by an individual of their kin dressed in a military attire According to the members of the kagwa or orthodoxy a relatively secluded schism of the church of the broken god Those that cannot be introduced are preparing for retaliatory strikes against the united states for what they call genocide They seek a high amount of para technological armament Contrary to their usual reliance on the intrinsic anomalous The church is worried that may be targeted that they may be targeted because of their affinity towards para technology And because they are mostly considered human I think it is out of the question that this incident is considered as a declaration of war by the united states against those that Those that come from the country and a response is imminent I'm worried that any relations we maintain to the city of three portents will suffer under this hostility And we too have uh to fear attacks by the enemy. We only describe Document november 1963 level six cosmic top secret Unsanctioned interview three portlands unknown date by order of the overseer council This file is classified level six unauthorized access will lead to immediate disciplinary action requesting access All right Do you want to be uh green or question mark? Actually, you're already question mark is the same person. Okay This report was compiled from the video footage from an unknown location within three portents The tape shows a small room with two individuals One is an unknown man of african descent and one is the one who crawled through wells The african man seems to have initiated the exchange through on their needs. The other one is present voluntarily Good daytime commander of men Good morning It seemed like your invitation wasn't a question. We have a special way of authority even around here. What is your name? I'm afraid my name has a taste that I am no longer used to What an interesting conundrum say though traveler. What has led us to this unusual conversation? It came to my attention that those that follow your words have developed an unhealthy interest in foundation business I'd like to parlay if you will A parlay from the war bringers. How amusing get unsettling shining light upon your actions I'd argue that preservation is anything but unhealthy wouldn't you agree Preservation Right. I have been warned that mutually assured destruction is a concept you seem to be fond of Isn't that a spirit you once called when you built the atrocity against the name of ours And lastly you proved that I was right The foundation remains quite divided on the topic But it has been deemed necessary by a majority if only a tight one that we must protect our kin against threats from men of far east Ironic that you deem this madness necessary, but deny my kind the same safety Why have you come here only to condemn our kin to your destructive will? I know what you did. Why you why do you think we want to parlay? Ah now that you mentioned your fellow ancient spirits isn't that a bit disingenuous Before the weapon was fired the folk from places dark did not pay much interest to our struggles It would seem that you were quite alone in your sorrow Quite convenient that only you survived at battles and now they suddenly listen to you follow you even wouldn't you say Lucky might be the better phrasing lucky for them, of course as they now see that Your kin cannot be trusted with the secrets of names But you refuse to answer my question speak up now You are mistaken if you think I do not empathize with your concerns The council disagrees But ensuring a balance of terror may be the only way to preserve peace between all parties Even if we might need to give away further secrets against better judgment What is your proposal It was never my wish to share our secrets with the united states But we did it the council has decided And as you have made very clear the best we can do now is sharing it with the fellowship who cannot recall their names as well The mad doctrine only works if all parties have the means of mutual destruction as you apparently agree on So you are here to surrender your atrocity Your words are wicked. This isn't the truth Speak up. What are your demands? Distrusting as always Well, I have one small question But foremost I cannot surrender the full weapon The foundation ensured that the states weren't aware of the weapons true potential But the nomenclate of magic is your domain. So we cannot lie to you about it The only thing I can offer you is the location of one of our weapons You may make your point towards the powers of the world while you are there But the weapon is stationary. You cannot take it with you Use your time wisely Fix what damage has been done and we can continue on our paths in peace As it is the nature to your kin Your words cry of falsehood But I do respect your willingness to bring balance and cannot but thank you Or otherwise I'll be known as unappreciative Say man of strange intents. Can I repay you with the president of my own? I am afraid I have to decline. This is a purely strategic meeting and I cannot accept what you have to offer me You are too afraid of the world Continue then ask your question Christmas Valley Oregon come with friends And now my question, how did you survive when umbrella was fired? The entity that came from far to parlite grins exposing sharp inhuman teeth We chose a name from your worlds. We include the well we used to get out of the forest So after I explained to the man named Franklin how the weapon was fired I made sure to use a different well for my companions than I had used myself Are you suggesting that? My deepest apologies doctor that I have to leave now. I thank you for your visit I'm sure we'll see each other again soon. Maybe Till then you will have even taste a name again It walks out of the room giggling leaving the unknown man behind Document November 16 1963 level four top secret Intercepted soviet message between agents on us soil north atlantic para threat response alliance The following encoded message has been recovered from the central intelligence agency while perusing soviet agents in alaska while pursuing Soviet agents in alaska proximity to umbrella sites The decoded and translated message has been forwarded to napra agencies nominative hazard k-0148 to stabilized attack vector through report advised insufficient guarding of sites surrounding free port in case of name danger z slash 7227 attack Focus on christmas valley oregon send operatives It has prompted the national foreign intelligence board to reconsider their approach on para technological warfare On the following day the foundation received the following preliminary memo from the board meeting A presidential order about the change of course is the lead imminent Memorandum from the national foreign intelligence board memorandum two north atlantic para threat response alliance administrative board scp foundation Subject dissuasion of soviet extra dimensional attacks on umbrella defense sites summary One in response to the recent fatal attack on the united states umbrella defense system site in vettels alaska The assistant of the president for national security affairs requested reassessment of the umbrella project and the para technological threat exerted by the soviet union to the reassessment of the nuclear The umbrella nuclear ballistic missile defense program concluded that the sites are vulnerable to paranormal entry at will And will in the event of a soviet nuclear para technological first strike provide insufficient intercepting capabilities And provide ample targets for soviet para technological ballistic missiles on us Three the inability of the united states to perform retaliation strikes on soviet cities is amplified by the recent projections of soviet ballistic missile defense projects This is this substantially reduces the united states ability to exert a conventional nuclear threat on soviet cities And for the interference of uh by extradimensional anomalies Requires further deployment of u.s. Resources in organ and main to dissuade attacks from the enclave known as the city of two four For these reasons the united states department of defense slash pentagram wishes to achieve the following objectives at minimum cost objective one interception of soviet para technological attacks during nuclear war The north atlantic para threat response alliance must continue their combined efforts to dissuade the ussr from deploying more and more para technological armament It shall be noted that the u.s. President does not wish to extend the doctrine of mutually assured destruction to para technological armament However, the united states government is determined to deter all para technological threats through equal means objective two projection of the Protection of the u.s. Military sites from extradimensional attacks The united states reevaluated danger exerted by the three portlands enclave and pentagram therefore makes use of section 13 But note A stipulation that allows the united states to deploy mobile umbrella cannons without consent of the foundation for a limited period of time After three months the agreement about the deployment foundation must be in effect for continued deployment Section 13 of the umbrella defense act and temporary activates mobile umbrella weapons The weapons shall be deployed in oregon and main at the existing sites to dissuade paranormal attacks from originating from the aqua Objective three destruction of soviet cities using para technological warfare The united states requires the ability to strike soviet cities Even under the assumption of widespread soviet DMT therefore the u.s. federal government requires the unblocking of activation of Sorry unblocking of critical offensive para technology for military purposes The activation of section 13 is not sufficient to reach this objective Hence the white house will discuss further para technological solutions with foundation officials This decision has been made in light of recent soviet para technological escalations confrontation In light of this development site command 64 emergency deployed mtf tau 51 vote urban crawl to guard the mobile umbrella cannons that were to be deployed in oregon It was feared that creatures from far yonder would attack the umbrella sites in oregon remain and despite Far greater military occupancy in its locations. It was feared that the mobile weaponry could fall into enemy hands Incidentally the anomaly who leads the attacks happened to attack just as the convoy starting the mobile weapon approached the umbrella site document November 19th 1963 level 4 top secret incident report on umbrella convoy attack in christmas valley oregon north atlantic para threat response alliance convoy layout the convoy consisted of eight six class eight transporters and four auxiliary vehicles 40 personnel were deployed to guard the trucks mostly staying in the back of the trucks A number of trucks was chosen to disguise the position of the mobile umbrella unit Which was located in the second vehicle counting from the lead vehicle The auxiliary vehicles were used for area reconnaissance and clearing the road in front of the convoy The convoy was armed with two belt fed machine guns one Located in the back of the rear vehicle and one mounted to an auxiliary truck Combat personnel were armed with m14 rifles and experimental positron discharge anti-material rifles and there's a footnote Schneider l rosenthal c weaponizing local positron anomalies in infantry rifles in foundation combat and technologies foundation publishing archive dusseldorf 1961 and the image caption says foundation transport convoy from mobile umbrella unit the attack At 1518 two spotted vehicles noticed and approaching movements from within a small roadside ticket The warning is issued to the convoy and the vehicles turn around At 1519 a large pack of animals representing reminiscent of armored hippopotamus Burst out of the ticket and immediately rammed lead vehicle The truck is flipped on its side, rending it immobile and killing one of the mtf members inside The convoy halts and mtf-tow 51 dismounts fires opened on the attacking river horses However, the anomalous copper armor worn by the impressive river mammals Rearranges itself above their natural carapace and shields them from most damage At 1520 a group of inhabitants of the sunless forest emerge from the forest and begin to fire arrows into the sky The arrows turn midair before reaching the trajectory apex and lock on the members of the mtf for accelerating towards them mtf-tow 51 is forced to retreat to cover inside and under their vehicles At 1521 an mtf agent retrieves an anti-material rifle from a truck and fires upon a giant copper armor The shot pierces through its skull and kills it immediately With this weapon proven effective the mtf begins to fight for control over the trucks containing those rifles At 1522 the visitor from underneath ancient stars recognizes the second truck as a container of the umbrella cannon and approaches it One of the great behemoths forces the door open to the truck and the hostile humanoid vanishes into the truck At 1523 the mtf is equipped with anti-material rifles and begin to gain ground quickly From the safety of their cover they manage to kill several attackers from an unsung place by shooting through the truck walls And they begin attacking the living tanks 1524 the mobile umbrella cannon fires at an unknown target no damage to the convoy or the mtf can be ascertained The mtf now realize that the weapon has been captured and opens fire at the second truck It immediately catches fire and forces the leader of strange attacks to get out of the vehicle where it is subdued Using the anti-material rifles the mtf dispatches the legendary hippos with in conjunction with the which in conjunction with the Immobilization of their leader convinces the nameless bowman to flee after seven minutes the fight ends Aftermath both leading vehicles and the umbrella cannon burned out Reinforcements from christmas valley were quickly on the scene and injured mtf agents were moved to site 64 The imposter from beddles was imprisoned and moved to the christmas valley for questioning However, foundation operatives dissuaded us military personnel from interacting with it The entity with great resolve was later moved to site 64 as well Foundation researchers picked up several spikes in neurotropic activity during the weapons discharge And we're able to link them to locations in the soviet union a reaction from the soviet groups of interests has yet to be discovered containment November 19 1963 level six cosmic top secret interview log Captured combatant without any designation by order of overseer counsel. This file is classified level six unauthorized access will lead to immediate requesting access All right, um, I you can be uh, yeah, it seems like we're often everyone here already accounted for So you're first I'm sorry. Will you give us? Uh, huh? Sorry, I missed that. I missed the sentence. I see the being from twisted bumps. It's in an interview room in site 64 Dr. Lockwood sits opposite of it is currently setting up the recording permit for an imminent interview an unknown man about to descend enters the room I'm sorry. Will you give us 10 minutes? sir Dr. Lockwood leaves the room the unknown man takes place in his chair Hello strange one. I wasn't expecting to see you again so soon Sadly, I am in a bit of a hurry Your disturbance is alarmed at the white house and I have to talk to the president to explain that everything is under control And he doesn't need to parade his stupid weapons He halts himself then smiles and sits down Excuse me. Those quarrels are not your concern I'm sure now that you're done the white house will reach the council's opinion The house that is white. Well, lucky me for the foundation sent their most important man I don't know if lucky is applicable in this situation Though admittedly you gave me quite a headache First you attack a site under my oversight and I have to explain to the council why I did not consider this a danger Unfortunate Then I tried to clean up, but you survive Lucky me And despite better judgment I offer you a deal to compensate and grant you access to a weapon you shouldn't even know about Lucky me Tell me what is it that you wish to gain out of annoying me? The council is all over my ass now over how you are unable to uncover two of our sites and gain access on them so easily Well, tell me how did I get access to them? Wasn't that your idea? And yet most of your friends without a goddess are dead You are here the council is happy and the crisis is over So what's your plan now? I am still here. I am a lucky one Luck What the same luck that killed your warriors of battles the same luck that killed your kind in the forest The same luck that made us believe in a soviet attack here in oregon and failed your attack on the mobile unit The same luck that brought you here Truly you are a lucky one Luck is a matter of perspective I found the battle site Yeah, yeah, that's you now Oh Hey, how's that me? Oh, oh, it's just it's Oh, I see interesting. I see I see I see luck is a matter of perspective I found the battle site through some soviets who thought they could abuse my kin to do their dirty work They threatened me with the horror so unspeakable even I refuse to taste its name But what can I say? I may not be as narrow-minded as them But I cannot just walk into your domain and expect to win So I had to convince my kin to follow me to do what was necessary With every sacrifice that was necessary And I told as I told you I was the one who told the man named franklin how to fire the weapon Wait, what have you And then you gave me all I needed to save my kind your blind reliance on perpetual madness and mutual destruction is confusing yet convenient In your arrogance you attacked us giving me every warrior I would need Then you came to me like a dog that fell into a river and offered me to partake in your madness You pretended everything was going according to plan and yet you're kind of so easy to figure out All I needed was a little note on paper and all those hate filled men in the white residents lost their mind They provided me with the weapon. I needed to get rid of the extortioners that held me kin hostage The madness in their homeland ended and then your warriors survived And when your warriors provided me with the last piece of the puzzle to end this madness in your home too You you so you so-called counselors are so easy to read Once I met you I knew what needed to be done your arrogance will make it so easy So I fired the cannon in the place with the name oregon and let your men take me And now you even hand me to the one you call kennedy No, you cannot how did you do that? It is as you've said doc. I am the lucky one You But don't worry before I meet the president though. I will write you a nice file just like you do for all my kin Look, it will be highly secretive and with all the security measures in place to prevent your escape just like you like it What do you think you're how do you say it anomalous properties are being lucky? That sounds good to me, but I have to leave now somebody has to convince the president to shut the project down, right? and log Overwatch command after a foundation liaison visited the united states president shortly after the incident at christmas valley, organ The united states unilaterally terminated the umbrella defense project on november 20th 1963 As per clause 19 point b of the umbrella defense act foundation operatives that began deconstructing the permanent umbrella sites Decommissioning the mobile umbrella units and anesthetizing u.s. government officials Documentation of the project removed to cold storage anomalies associated with the umbrella defense project will be scheduled for review Thank you for all your work body snatch body snatch yes Interesting use of the found footnotes and references and then the bibliography Two separate sections there um, I liked it. I mean, I like the all the s3 4 000 stuff You know, it's it's pretty pretty cool how like they've expanded on that so much since then I think my main qualm is just like there was a couple of like like type like big typos like, you know stuff like that but like I don't know I'd I'd know I'd know criticisms other than that I think I mean the only criticism I have at all is that the opening salvo with the introduction of the entity and the fair folk and the description Basically until we hit the first action log There's just so much jargon That's true. It's true. Yeah Oh, you know what? I do think system activation or explanation. I was just like Yeah, I had a pair of technology so like dry The the other thing was that sometimes when they replaced the names with something They would say one of the words in the names like a few words afterwards like um, it was like Let's see Oh, I remember that one where they like there was a couple of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a couple of them But yeah, that just it comes off as clunky, but that's you know, it's not a long article It's kind of to be expected that it wouldn't all sound 100% I think I think that part at the end of the switch was pretty cool But it was kind of hard to tell that was happening right away Um Feel pretty cool though. I like it It's not for me Yeah, I'll give it to the author. I mean, I caught it right away I saw the way that the uh person started talking and that caught it for me. So I mean, yeah Well, what I mean like immediately it's like when I would matter to do voices, I guess Yeah Like right at the beginning, but yeah, no You know how hard because the paragraph. Yeah the font is there very clearly And so it makes it hard for the switch to like land land. Yeah But yeah, no good stuff. Um, I really like that that um, module at the top With the different school looking that's pretty sleek feels more like something that you would find on the like a A government website or a shadow government website like that Sometimes the acs looks a lot really too flashy, I think or something that would be Government, you know, like, you know the the um y2k font is what I imagine they'd all look like in real life You know, like it hasn't been updated in 30 plus years All right, that brings us back to our next scp 7000 entry, but before we do our very quick ad break Numero uno of course is dr. Samarian. We are going to burn down every tree, but only if we successfully Raise the money to do so. So please donate to the tree killing fund. We are the anti mr. Beast. We are Mrs. Beast Team burn all the trees Yep team fire We uh, we definitely need all the donations we can uh, you know, samarion's house is still in Uh, it's still perforated. 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They did the vr game the callisto Which was a murder mystery that I did voice acting in and I said to him Hey, why don't you do an scp vr game and they're like That's a really good idea And so now they're doing it And uh, we're working on bringing it out. I can't say a whole lot about it now But go check out the steam page wish list it follow it so you can keep tabs on intel as it drops I will keep you posted here on the channel. Link is in the description Fantastic sounds excellent All right, what's next on the list? I will share with you all one sneak peek about the game that I can reveal Because it's the crowning glory that we're happy with Rather than what is Like a running gun game like most people expect when it comes to scp We're looking to make sure we use the vr to its best capability and that means we're looking at more atmospheric and location based scps Places where it would be interesting to walk around and see So That's fun The one we're using for the demo. I'm very excited for when they reveal it. You're gonna be like what? all right That brings us to scp seven thousand initiative Now this one's got a little bit of a special rule. So i'm gonna read this here The main page and then i'm just gonna talk about it. In fact I'm scrolling through it real quick Because I want to see how much of this I want to read and how much I want to leave you guys because honestly Do I want to read the whole front page? It doesn't look like I want to read the whole front page. It looks like I want to stop about Honestly, it looks like I only want to read like half this page make this very short Because getting into even the stats and the character stuff is stuff I can leave out Yeah, and I haven't heard yet from Azamo slash Liren to kind of get the The gist of if they have the summaries or not. So Indeed, so this will be a This will be a small summary, but I'll read the main page and then I will uh I'll read the main chunk and then I will give you more of an explanation of why we're waffling on this so much So let's make it a bit bigger On screen Vava boom All right scp 7 000 by Liren lizard wizard ihp dark stuff and jorick known as initiative item number scp 7 000 containment class radix level 1 Unrestricted no classifications disruption class amida Pictured an icosahedral die d20 frequently used as part of ritual 7 000 special containment procedures scp 7 000 is maintained via annual performance of the ritual of absolution ritual 7 000 Ritual 7 000 must be performed exactly once per year get back there as further detailed in this document If ritual 7 000 is performed unsuccessfully the foundation must act according to level gamma emergency procedures until the next year arrives Due to its deep connection to the foundation footnote Radix the item has been integrated into the foundation's command structure Information regarding scp 7 000 and ritual 7 000 must be kept secret Groups of interest external of the foundation learning of scp 7 000 is considered a failure of the veil protocol In the event the ritual 7 000 loses potence Foundation thematologists are to be employed in order to engineer a new successful variant of it as soon as possible The date presently dedicated to the completion of ritual 7 000 is august 1st description scp 7 000 is a powerful Thometological bond which closely links with the scp foundation to three conceptual entities existing outside of normative reality Maintained and strengthened by the ritual of absolution These entities classically referred to as the triad of absolutes or the triad the absolutes Collectively exert a formidable generalized influence on the day-to-day affairs and activities of the foundation at large This extends to the following areas containment efforts ritualistic practices Thometological practices Parasyntific innovation strategic practices bureaucratic processes internal and external security defensive practices and more The influence exerted on the above areas of foundation activity is of great note Holy positive while sufficient relationship between the foundation and the triad is maintained through ritual 7 000 The foundation efforts will seemingly by chance yield fruitful results Though both scp 7 000 and the triad's full history with the foundation is not known It is understood that this bond is one that is active It has a long-standing boon for almost the totality of our organization's existence While scp 7 000 is maintained the foundation flourishes It is presumed that the bond's presence is responsible for propelling the foundation to the grandiose logistical successes it knows today If ritual 7 000 is not performed during a given year or fails scp 7 000's positive effects will begin to diminish This process on this progresses on an annual basis for an unknown duration Presumably ending with the bond's total severance according to record. This has never occurred. It is not known what such an event entails ritual 7 000 Ritual 7 000 or the ritual of absolution ceremony of absolution the providence Is an ornate thomiturgical procession which alters probability known also known as luck chance fate or destiny To favor the foundation's mission of securement containment and protection This is accomplished through a series of rites which involves several lucky or unlucky items events sigils signifiers and superstitions Among these are as follows the conduction of a lottery among select foundation staff The winner is awarded a cash prize the winning ticket is torn into sevenths The burning of 44 leaf clovers atop a ritual pyre which uses one seventh of the aforementioned lottery ticket as fuel Flipping a gold coin until it comes up heads 10 times in a row and then biting down on the coin so that it bends in half The temporary retirement of a member of the o5 council so that the council numbers 12 instead of 13 Conducting no work on friday the 13th Rolling dice fashion from magical materials such as human bone meteorites and the destruction of such Dice that roll below their median more than 50 of the allotted time Ah dice jail performance of ritual 7 000 warden Ritual 7 000 pictured as expressed via recursive iconographic notation warden Ritual 7 000 warden is a unique right in which the conditions of each absolute are allegorically appeased inside of a constructed fictional environment The performance of ritual 7 000 warden is by far the most difficult and variable part of ritual 7 000 As for to be effective there must be a non negligible possibility of failure Ritual 7 000 warden makes use of a role-playing framework recovered by the foundation from an analog Anomalous war game society operating in england during the late 19th century Lightly changed by foundation thematologists to suit the needs of ritual 7 000 This framework has proven immensely effective at fulfilling the Symbological and ritualistic needs of the triad in an environment with an efficiently low level of immediate physical consequences Through 7 000 warden ritualists play the roles of avatars together forming a fantastical party Collectively representing the foundation Embarking on three missions representing the qualities of each absolute succeeding in these missions henceforth called modules Contributes to ritual 7 000s efficiency if one or more are failed This likely causes ritual 7 000 as a whole to fail or to be massively weakened Performances of ritual 7 000 warden take place upon a graven foundation symbol Rule set And so here is where we get to the 7 000 official war uh Handbook if you go to This link of this document The rules have been provided for below a full version personnel may work go to liminal horror Because the mad lads who wrote this story wrote three different scp tabletop rpg modules Everything you need to play these is included here you have your rules you have your different avatars You have Frickin Aye, aye, aye They went all out on this And as you come down to the bottom past the administrator in the parable of the warden Modules loaded you have the securement module the containment module the protection module And if we read all these they are very dry And not fun to read and they also spoil the game for anyone who wants to play them So the authors of which have told us hey, don't read these just like explain the deal And so you run through the game. They tell you everything you need to know Spoilers if you pause it, but that's why i'm scrolling fast And if you succeed then hello, you have helped the foundation succeed for another year and so You really should get your adventuring party together on august 1st each year and play each of these modules over the course of however long that takes maybe a couple sessions and voila you have an official canon scp TTRPG Pretty cool um I think uh, you know if we had the time I'd say oh, yeah, we'll do a we'll play it live or something But uh, you know, we're kind of on a crunch right now That would be a fun thing to do with a nice party After the contest ends once we've got exactly exactly. Yeah. Yeah for sure But i'm i'm immediately up voting for effort I love tabletop games. I love the effort that went into this. It looks gorgeous. I cannot wait to play it myself Absolutely Yeah, it's the pure amount of effort and like the synch mist. You know a lot of attention to detail. It's just Good job guys seriously You could go scooters kudos kudos and so With that short little explanation and going on we're going to take this on to the next one We don't need an ad break because that was a shorty of an explanation Yes, we're going on to scp 7000 worst case scenario by rine river Okay Do you want to do that one? Do you want me to do it? I'll take this one. I didn't really have a read on that last one Yeah, yeah, you got all right. So Oh, we're starting first person. All right. Let's go In media res You quickly turn on the computer in front of you your hands shaking with fear You type in your credentials as fast as you can Thank god skip net is still online skip net connection acquired username r river password redacted processing Hello junior archivist river. Thank you for using skip net. What would you like to do today? Open file scp 7000 processing request loading file item number scp 7000 classification level one unrestricted containment class uncontained disruption class amita risk class critical One of the first sinkholes created during scp 7000 located in the town of harrow nevada united states photo taken moments before scp 7000 dash a emergence. Uh-oh. What's coming? Special containment procedures scp 7000 is currently uncontained description scp 7000 is currently is a currently ongoing anomalous event scp 7000 began at oh 100 hours on january 1st 2023 When several sinkholes ranging from two meters to over 500 meters in diameter began rapidly forming around the world in major population centers Most notably in the exact geographic centers of the cities of tokyo shanghai london and kairou At 1200 hours thousands of anomalous entities began emerging from all sinkholes formed during scp 7000 causing worldwide panic and disarray These entities designated scp 7000 dash a instances are variable in appearance Though are typically pink or red in coloration are slightly larger than an average human and are eight legged Instances possess no heads or notable structures besides legs and abdomens and vaguely resemble large spiders Instances are hostile to humans and have been known have been shown To attack on site with intense force often resulting in fatality for the victim Reading this again. You shuttered the thought of the horrifying creatures that now roam outside You can still hear them. You're the only one left in the entire site And though you barricaded yourself in the archives room, you can hear them clawing and scratching at site 86's main entrance You realize you probably don't have much more time Scp 7000 dash a entities quickly overran most safe major cities and population centers after emergence Causing massive damage and casualties worldwide as of writing the human population is estimated to be at 5% of its initial number prior to scp 7000 As such the veil protocol has been lifted and the foundation is currently working with major anomalous and mundane organizations In an attempt to prevent further loss Up human population is at 5% on day one. Holy fuck Or how long has this been? 1200 hours Okay, I wonder how long it's been keep it going This is where you come in the foundation in its effort to bring an end to scp 7000 Tasked almost every department to research the situation and find a solution The department of mythology and folklorists was the only department to find something useful They looked through their archives and found a tapestry hidden away somewhere Depicting eight legged creatures attacking a city sometime in the first century The tapestry details a group of people performing a ritual and banishing the monsters It ends with the banisher celebrating around the golden plate with 20 townie marks Initially mythology and folklorists thought the tapestry was related to another anomaly But noting the similarities between the monsters depicted and the 7000 dash a instances They attempted the ritual in new york city successfully returning the beast there to the sinkhole that they came from Which became sealed with an ornate golden plate adorned with 20 townie marks Realizing the need for the ritual to be performed for every sinkhole around the world The foundation made the choice to declassify scp 7000's file Editing it to include an addendum detailing the instructions for the ritual Problem is almost every member of riza is dead and they're the only ones who can make direct edits to database files Unfortunately, this means the safety of the world has been placed in your hands Scp 7000's file has been opened. Would you like to do anything else? Why would you let what would you like to do? Edit file scp 7000 processing request opening editor As the edit screen opens you hear a loud burst down the hall the entities have broken into the site It's only a matter of minutes before they find you you hastily and shakily begin typing the instructions for the ritual into an Addendum on the file you jolt as a bang comes from the door knocking over a notebook that was on the desk They know you're here More instances crowd the door clawing and scratching as the door begins to buckle under their weight Your breath quickens your fingers sweat your back aches You type as fast as you can hoping and praying you can upload it before they reach you You're the only one with a copy of the instructions without them on this file The world is surely doomed as you finish typing the last sentence You waste no time at scrolling to the bottom of the editor with sweat pouring down your forehead You press save and wait Saving page Error request timed out The door bursts open and it's the last thing you hear Funny I get the joke Bad luck, huh? Bad luck should have should have saved a draft I will I will admit it does it what it wants to do in the Uh in a short and succinct story. You know, I do appreciate that sort of thing um The wiki.joke Funny although I feel like Since a certain day in may I haven't had that same issue at all But maybe I'm just lucky I assume that's what the joke is right? It's the it's the timeout wiki timeout I believe that to be the case. Yeah I don't upload to the wiki enough for Having wiki.issues of my own it usually works the once in a blue moon. I try it Fair enough. Yeah, um It's funny though. It's funny You know what if this were longer I would be annoyed but Just as a uh short little thing gets the job done Uh like I was gonna get tired of it if it kept going back and forth with the first person stuff But now this this hit real quick. It got its job done just like humanity died real quick. So yeah End of the world. Oh, yeah, and it's the end of the world. Everyone dies Yep, and the one sentence containment procedures and people don't like that a lot of times people think that you know, well, you know I I think that it could be used well and effectively um because uh, you know, obviously the secure contain protect foundation their containment measures should probably be one of the most uh You know explained parts of an article And I think a lot of times people do hold off on that to like just talk about a lot in the description But uh, you can put a lot of action in this special pain procedures That's not uh, it's not everything in the description, but Very good ryan river you get a plus one. It's the job done um Maybe would have done better as a 7 000 dash j not sure All right. Well, that was two short hits in a row Yeah, this one next one doesn't look too bad either. Um Very good. We'll keep it going. All right. This is uh, I'm going. I just dropped something. I gotta pick up real quick All right, no problem. So this is scp 7 000 the limits of plausibility by monkey sky item 7 000 level four secret containment class esoteric secondary class sawmail disruption class dark wrist class notice special containment procedures civilians are not permitted within 100 meters of scp 7 000 with toxic long-serm a long-term soil contamination in place as a cover Due to limited scheduling slots the use of scp 7 000 is limited to svic members Description scp 7 000 is an electronic device taking up most of the interior space of a 27 cubic meter storage facility Site 7 000 dash a located in uh kaka talk greenland Kaka kaka kakor talk greenland it is primarily constructed from electronic components commercially available in the year 1974 Although it also includes a number of cold cathode semiconductor switches of unknown conductor unknown origin Human operators may interact with scp 7 000 from inside a 10 q 10 square meter room Uh in site 7 000 b attached to the outside of site 7 000 a containing a punched paper tapes interface Leading in and out of site 7 000 dash a when an operator enters information describing a specific real or hypothetical set of conditions in a possible event that can occur with them footnotes in either danish or callus it A query footnote Contact scp scp i c o 3 o 8 3 for access to the scp 7 000 operators manual After a period ranging up from five to five seconds to 19 hours scp 7 000 will output one of three possible responses footnote Not counting the act of feeding the tape in which may take as long as two hours depending on the query They do take a long time One additional data requested scp 7 000 will specify information not included with the initial query After the operator has entered this data or rejected the request scp 7 000 will output another response Two out of bounds confirmation that an empirically available data is insufficient to calculate the probability of the event Including the query footnote The response is frequently but not exclusively given for non ambiguously anonymous phenomena Or three calculation complete the calculated probability for that event to have taken place under assumed conditions of consensus reality reported units of drston's drst up to three decimal decimal points including the query drston's The drston unit appears to serve as a unit measuring the unlikeliness of an event In simplistic queries it is seemingly based on a logarithmic expression of the probability ratio. So it's like jerry's In the that is unknown if this pattern still never applies in queries where conventional estimation is not possible Calculations over 200 000.000 drst have never been observed including indicating a possible upper limit for scp 7 000's calculations Operators may not enter a new query until scp 7 000 has concluded the current query further limiting the frequency of use scp 7 000 is able to store information from queries internally and it will refer to it replicated or In replicated or similar queries rather than requesting information a second time scp 7 000's methods of calculating or estimating probability including the initial ability to interpret queries are currently unknown As scp 7 000 cannot operate when foreign objects are present in the same chamber as the components Very little is currently known about the device functions About how the device functions although the exceptional complexity of function and ability to operate over decades without maintenance suggests anomalous properties sample testing documents translated display testing documents query 7 000-09 query conditions a single atom atom of fermium 259 exists within a vacuum query events that adam has decayed after exactly 1.5 seconds Additional data requests none query conclusions calculations complete at 1.0003 BRST event outcome not tested in reality query 7 000-23 query conditions a united states 1 cent coin is thrown into the air by a research assistant a real coal from floor level in an arc approximately 1 meter high query event the coin will land and settle on the floor with the head side facing up Additional data requests the position of assistant researcher assistant's coals hand while gripping or throwing the coin granted the year of production of the coin granted history of the previous tosses of the coin denied not available The construction material and condition of the floor granted query conclusion calculation complete at 0.998 DRST event outcome the coin landed with the head side facing up query 7 000-24 query conditions a united states 1 cent coin is thrown into the air by research assistant a lia coal from floor level in an arc approximately 1 meter high in a replication of the previous query query event the coin will land and settle on the floor and the head side facing up Additional data requests none query conclusion calculation complete 0.998 DRST event outcome the coin landed with the tail side facing up query 7 000-119 query conditions the weather of mount hood national forest in mount hood Oregon is conserved continuously every day for 12 weeks from a specific point within the gaussian valley footnote location aap-1a 48 r query event a cloud formation with strong visual resemblance to a member of the infra order Infra order and anisoptera will be usable each week on thursday at 1504 specific daylight time footnote dragonflies Additional data requests Initial humidity wind and atmospheric pressure granted whether forecast for the remainder of 12 weeks granted location and angle of observation site granted query conclusion calculation complete 1583.776 DRST event outcome a cloud of that description was visible each week at the time described from a specific viewing point for at least 30 seconds query 7 000-7057 query conditions research assistant houston carver will make a set of personal purchases at a grocery store using a debit card full grocery list included query event research assistant research assistant houston carver will choose to Take a purchase receipt at the end of the transaction additional data requests none query conclusion out of bounds to link to scp 4559 not sure what that is event outcome research assistant houston carver chose to take a purchase receipt query 7 000-12615 query conditions 5 000 randomly selected members of foundation personnel are interviewed about their personal geographic knowledge full list of interview subject names and ranks are included query event all 5 000 interview subjects will fall was felt to be aware of the existence of yellowstone national park footnote location of aap-40 hs-6 additional data requests presidential history of all 5 000 subjects granted history of foundation activity within yellowstone national park denied not applicable history of foundation activity within 250 kilometers of yellowstone national park's borders granted query conclusion calculation complete 60 104.952 drst event outcome all 5 000 interview subjects express total ignorance related to yellowstone national park the link to scp 1422 query 7 000-51446 query conditions a juvenile male slash English there's no slash there um a juvenile male english mastiff is brought to a room containing an adult human and Unshown to that individual query event the english mastiff would change to resemble an adult female border terrier within 30 seconds after entering the room additional data requests none query conclusions out of balance event outcome the english mastiff change to resemble an adult female border terrier in under one second to link to scp 2420 tolma el use policy the statistical validation and interpretation committee svic is an independent internal organization of foundation employees responsible for the identification and validation of ambiguously anonymous phenomena aap aap are defined as events of exceptional abnormality which do not obviously run counter to conventional natural laws And which are therefore empirically indistinguishable from coincidences or series of coincidences This category includes but is not exclusive to phenomena characteristic of many probability altering cognition and behavior altering and predictive anomalies The svic must employ a minimum of 300 individuals at all times put note The svic currently employs 393 members members are recruited through In internal nomination and must include experts in the following fields And before that i'll read the image caption, which is a graph of scp 7000 result range to frequency And its distribution chart of the dressed in calculations of non-replicated aap the current abnormality threshold of 47636.300 drusen is represented by a blue-red color boundary all right And the daily expertise requirements Let's see It is architecture astronomy astrophysics cellular biology chemistry civic engineering computer science cryptozoology decision theory earth science ecology entomology epistemology fluid dynamics geography geology history linguistics marine biology mechanical physics meteorology mycology neurobiology nuclear physics oceanography optics paleontology Particle physics plant biology political science psychiatry psychology sociology statistics theology and zoology The primary duties of the svic are Qualitatively categorized the reported phenomena as non-anomalous ambiguously anomalous or ambiguously unambiguously anomalous operate scp 7000 in order to validate or re-verify the abnormality of aap Determine the numerical abnormality threshold at which a phenomenon is formally categorized as anomalous the categorization and validation duties are handled by Temporary sub-communities based in the fields will be to be necessary for understanding and describing the phenomenon question as well as providing additional data The abnormality threshold is determined through majority of majority consensus at mandatory meetings of all svic members held every 120 days in the conference hall of the hands edgale edgate a geed hands a geed hotel in katarak svic organization and operation of the svic members active in sub-communities or meetings are exempt from all other foundation duties the internal organization and operation of the svic is otherwise Determined by the members and this is displayed the 95th svic meeting summary Okay Let's see No dialogue here. Okay 000 000 sbic 133 footnote consultant professor of human psychology current svic chair takes attendance and formally commences the 95th sbic meeting At 38 minutes 33 seconds svic 133 begins by announcing newer updated aap aap validations A total of 119 new aap were validated 49 below the abnormality threshold and 70 above A total of 520 feet 27 aap validations were replicated 512 remained within same approximate range 14 significantly increased Footnotes saying all already above the abnormality threshold and one significantly decreased aap p16 i3 footnote the tendency of a galapagos island tortoise schillin doys niger Uh Currently housed within the redacted zoo to correctly predict the winner of the united states gubernatorial election through the selection of labeled pieces of fruit associated with scp redacted dash ex Footnote a 37 year old male galapagos giant tortoise decreased from 44 109.139 drst to 3 30 30 13.1711 drst after scp redacted ex made three consecutive incorrect predictions In addition the two failed predictions prior to the 94th svic meeting as a result aap P16 i3 is not considered non-anomalous and no longer requires investigation surveillance or containment At 40 45 minutes and 17 seconds svic 133 restores order after an outburst from svic 316 and evoke a conflict between svic 316 and svic 198 a following announcement of aap P16 i3's updated validation and scp redacted ex is consequently updated project class and svic 316 is an excavation site supervisor and svic 198 is a consultant professor of economics in finance At 48 minutes and 42 seconds svic 133 opens the floor to statements by other svic matters prior to voting At 50 minutes and 9 seconds svic 198 receives the microphones and begins to prepare speech about the importance of defining consensus reality through low abnormality threshold Footnote possibly the same speech given during the 80th svic meeting, but is interrupted by outcry from multiple other members svic 198 abandons their script in attempts to defend their Successful proposal during the 94th svic meeting to lower the abnormality threshold in order to maintain aap p16 i3's category From 45,053.398 drst to 44,108.659 drst At one hour three minutes and 26 seconds svic 198 seeds the remainder of their time to svic 347 Footnote is an it technician svic 347 formally possesses the Proposes that the abnormality threshold be decreased to 43,811.019 drst Categorizing 14 existing aap is anomalous and svic 198 seconds of the proposal At one hour five minutes and 59 seconds svic 316 receives a microphone presents a series of transparency slides comparing the rate of recategorization following the raising and lowering of the Threshold in order to demonstrate the historical reliability of higher and abnormality threshold svic 316 formally proposes that the abnormality threshold be increased to 47,636.300 drst Recategorizing five existing aap is an anomalous and svic 284 seconds of the proposal footnote telescope technician, okay At one hour 28 minutes and 40 seconds yet sc s v i c 038 Who is an actuary receives the microphone and attempts to show a presentation relating to the financial impact of recategorization But cannot retrieve the necessary files from their flash drive svic 038 formally proposes that the abnormality threshold remain unchanged And svic 110 seconds of proposal and that footnote says consultant adjunct assistant professor in theology at One minute 53 seconds in one one hour 53 minutes and one second after no other proposals are presented svic 133 formally opens the voting period At two hours 15 minutes and 45 seconds voting closes and votes are taken to be counted At two hours 46 minutes and three seconds svic 133 announces the results of the votes at 209 members abstained svic 038's proposal get received 14 votes svic 347's proposal received 71 votes and svic 316's proposal received 99 votes The abnormality threshold is officially increased to 47,636.300 drst At two hours 51 minutes and 30 seconds svic dash 133 announces the updated categories of aap effective change in the abnormality threshold aap 99 fa l Footnote is above average tendency for humans age 33 to humans age 33 to die from accidents within the town of redacted 45,000 and 13.345 drst Associated with scp Redacted ex is now considered non-nomeless and no longer requires investigation surveillance or containment aap fr 0 pi Footnote the irregular appearance of monarch butterflies denounced plexipus in this and the chapel of redacted redacted redacted During easter services loosely correlating with attendance 70 of 47,144.43 drst Associated with scp redacted dash ex now considered non-nomeless no longer requires investigation surveillance or containment aap dash f35 t0 Footnote the above average frequency of human deaths and injuries due to clear air lighting lightning within redacted valley 46,339.099 drst associated with scp redacted ex now considered non-nomeless No longer requires investigation surveillance or containment an aap dash j4 j 02 footnote the above average rate of fossil discoveries attributed professor windslow redacted 46,099 099.203 drst Associated with scp redacted ex is now considered non-nomeless and no longer requires investigation surveillance or containment an aap p33 a nine Footnotes the above average frequency of lethal attacks by An anateed anateed a duck skis and swans or other 47,591.94 drst associated with scp redacted ex now considered non-nomeless and no longer requires investigation surveillance or containment And at three hours three minutes and 15 seconds svi c33 133 formally brings the meeting to a close and business is all attendance Whoo What was that about? I have no idea. I was gonna ask you to explain Okay, so clearly it's a device that determines how unlikely something is but for some reason things that are Really really really unlikely still happen um The dragonflies thing comes off as something that is particularly Unlikely and then the dog changing breed is something that's just inherently impossible So I don't understand what they meant by that being an improbable event. It's not improbable. That's straight up anomalous And it's associated with an scp. So it is straight up anomalous Yes, and that's the other thing is that the major a lot of these major points that they they bring to attention in the beginning Are cross-linked to scp's that not everyone's gonna have to read and um The more cross links you do that are not like if you don't have a strong foundation as to what your article is on its own The cross links are going to be a detractor rather than something that that adds flavor because the Like these several several these queries in the beginning lead to other things and Maybe there's something in those that helps explain why this is not actually anomalous. I just I don't know It's confusing to me if I were to try and summarize this then what we have is a probability calculating machine, right? and Like you calculated your testing log had some things that were like normal Some things that were weird some things that were down like downright anomalous to like show how it works and then bringing in the meeting and all the the dry minutes and I just What's the point of there is something here? There is something here for sure discussion question. What's going on? Yeah, maybe those that make sense to everyone else who reads it Uh, sorry Longest the most complicated scp. I've written. I hope it makes sense. Yeah The limits of plausibility Le3 you gave you have feedback on the drafts But you had the shortest most like easy to read well well like easy to read to well voted article That's you did plankton. You know Uh Like I don't understand the subject of the story Yeah, uh, so I mean, there's a dry technical document of an organization that studies anomalies It's spot on but then the question is why do I care? Yeah, exactly. Um I I don't know. I don't think it's ever give it doesn't really give me a full reason to care either but I think that the idea is like is solid, you know, like a machine that calculates probabilities is well within The scope of the contest and has been we even seen has been done. Um, There was one in particular that we had read that was about a machine that could uh predict the possibility of various uh anomalies and various, uh, you know events in general But the you know, there was a whole story attached to it that was particularly good, um Like I'll give you like a technical document these minutes and everything they are like legit Yes, exactly. Yeah, for sure. It's very it's very to the to the book it's a it's very, uh Well transcribed and you know the descriptions of everything are exactly how I would expect documents like that to be presented uh, but it just doesn't have the um The entertainment factor so much and this is speaking as someone who who writes incredibly dry scps at time like I I have I have I will admit I have write some very complicated science-heavy scps, but And you know, it's still like you need a narrative here, you know I was expecting there to be some sort of revelation that the machine was like influencing the probabilities in some way Um, because the event dragon flies one. I was like, yeah It had to be doing that because the dragonflies aren't just going to show up on their own And what did the out-of-bounds mean? so the out-of-bounds it doesn't go to Uh, as someone who's read scp, uh For four four five five nine. Would you like a receipt? I thought that was a cute little cross-link because The point is that the only thing in the universe that's truly random is if someone will or won't take a receipt or something like that That's the point four four five five nine But it also does the out-of-bounds for the english mastiff one as well true Yeah, and it does that if it's well out-of-bounds is confirming confirmation that empirically available that is insufficient to calculate the probability of the event This response is frequently but not exclusively given for non-ambiguously anomalous phenomena but for some reason the The one with the dragon flies Is not is not an anomalously unambiguous like I guess it's it's possible. I guess that's I like I get the idea that it's possible that a cloud configuration could theoretically occur every Day for 12 weeks from a specific point within the glacial valley in the shape of the dragonfly. I think that it's so Probabilistically unlikely that the foundation if they saw that they would consider that anomalous because Is a complex event that's on a scale that's just It's unlikely to have ever Occurred to the point where it's like I would say it's functionally indistinguishable from impossible But I guess that's just a nitpick. You know, I I see what they're but they're getting at least This one this one's a head clouder Yeah In that list of expertise requirements, there was no there was no uh Xenobiology or and no no no other like weird, uh like paranormal, um Or you know fringe science, uh branches that uh the foundation would be interested in I was disappointed to see that Yeah But uh interesting interesting Article for sure. All right. Well, that brings us another shorty. So let's uh That brings us to scp 7 000 by an orac mtf s o well s na fu mobile task force soul snafu All right, this one's well. I was gonna say the sidebar is not too bad, but it is very small text Yes, it is. All right, this is in the third law All right, do you want me to take away? Is that is that? Oh, yep. I'm hitting it. Let's go. Okay. All right. All right I need a I need a drink of water after that last one. Hell, yeah Item number scp 7 000 object class keter special containment procedures Efforts to contain scp 7 000 and its wielders are underway Filed alongside this document out of joint operation handy scarper In affiliation with the fbi ui u miami baton russian dallas field offices selected Handy scarper documentation are appended at the end of this file Recovered scp 7 000 instances are to be split between the foundation and ui u Depending on ease of containment and circumstances surrounding their acquisition Tests for field use viability are ongoing Description scp 7 000 is a collective designation for a number of objects utilized by the pueblo cartel Also known as the one Joaquin Luis Ledezma organization To aid in the trafficking of illicit paranormal goods and entities scp 7 000 instances are all probabilistic extrasensory Oracular or clairvoyant in nature and though they vary in their exact function from detecting the user's life or ensuring good fortune They all served further the aims and the success of the pueblo cartel Contained scp 7 000 instances labeled by instance description and containment method 7 000-1 Jivaroan shrunken head believed to have been recovered from an archaeological dig site in peru Eyes anachronistically inlaid with opal and allows the user to sense danger within a 100-yard radius containment method sniper It's a shrunken head Do you have to see it? Shoot it confused scp 7 000-15 a silver spanish bouillon coin Do you spell bouillon like chicken bouillon when it's a coin? I did not know that but I guess Coin which can predict the schemes of hostile powers to capture or kill its owner or the vehicle they command Containment method as the foundation does not classify as a foreign power This instance and owner a captain of a vessel owned by the cartel were easily contained scp 7 000-33 A 0.30 by 06 spring field rifle with an integrated 10 times scope It is near statistically impossible to miss a shot fire from the weapon within its normal operating range part of a batch of 300 commissioned by the pentagram And shipped to a nickel to nico arguin contra rebels in the mid-80s Uh pentagram is the anomalous branch of the department of defense containment method during a confrontation with the uiu the wielder tried Firing through a metal barricade resulting in the bullet ricocheting and self and a self-inflected headshot Weapon collected by uiu agents after the end of engagement 7 000-48 200 milligram pills of ex Blind Aztec god of bad luck Excelotl excelotl almost administered orally. Uh, how do you I don't know how to say that sorry The member of proliferous labs god's eyes group of perinarcotics One of the first anomalies to be mass produced by Puebla allows the user to temporary Uh, yeah temporally and physically disassociate permitting them to see through the eyes of nearby observers whether human or electric electronic used for espionage stealth operations and voyeurism Once while samples have been obtained production and distribution have continued unabated despite the foundations uiu's and mexican government's best efforts However, due to the intensive process of creating the drug overall supply remains low 7 000-64 a large combat mechanical Exo-skeleton made from scrap metal and several used cars The only anomalous property it possesses is the inability to suffer a mechanical failure Despite its severe design flaws The device rampaged through the outskirts of miami for approximately seven hours during which uiu agents were unable to incapacitate it or its wearer scp 7 000-64 was eventually captured when the wear collapse of heat stroke due to insufficient ventilation history of the Puebla cartel The Puebla cartel is a splinter group and rival of the Juarez cartel One of the largest criminal organizations operating within mexico The Puebla cartel began when their founder Juan Joaquin Luis Ledezma a high-ranking member of the Juarez cartel was unwittingly exposed to an aggressive anomalous organism in Puebla city in 1986 He somehow evaded amnestization by Mexican foundation cleanup efforts and dedicated himself to the collection of anomalous artifacts He quickly found use for them within cartel operations and after a dispute between Ledezma and higher-ups in the organization Followed by the unrelated murder of Juarez leader Rafael Aguilar Guayardo Guayardo, Ledezma and a number of Juarez members officially broke away from the cartel in the fall of 1993 Puebla focuses on the Taining and trafficking of anomalous objects in persons sold to customers in the united states These objects are often obtained from archaeological dig sites throughout latin america Though after the bankruptcy and disillusion of plurometheus labs in 1998 The Puebla cartel gained access to machinery and techniques to duplicate anomalies artificially footnote While they were able to obtain general blueprints of machines used to create anomalies They lacked the capacity to create or utilize some of the more delicate expensive technology the Pometheus labs used Instead the Puebla cartel has developed a bespoke manufacturing process taking advantage of the inherently large e-valput from human sacrifice Utilizing enhanced nordic pagan rituals as a crude replacement The disillusion of the soviet union in 1991 also indirectly led to a boom market of para weaponry in latin america As soviet funded militia groups lost the technical expertise from the division of special course circumstances Footnote anomalous branch of the kgb required to maintain their weapons Electing instead to sell them on the black market where many were obtained and repaired by the Puebla cartel Though non-conclusive circumstantial evidence points to large paranormal players like marshal cardering dark llc anomalous religious movements and prominent an artist being the cartel's main customers Similarly whistleblowers have also provided evidence that the pentagram provided funding to the cartel in exchange for first pick of any artifacts They obtained with the deal continuing until at least the early 2000s However a not insignificant amount of the cartel's revenue is also generated by the smugly amass produced pair narcotics Another anomalous drugs through the american southeast Puebla operates throughout the Gulf of mexico with branches in all major latin american countries Funding goods to ports of call throughout the southeast united states primarily miami new orleans and austin As such the cartel often clashes with both normal and paranormal law enforcement agencies Most often gauging with the american coast guard the mexican navy and the unusual incident unit uiu and the irs esoteric division It is believed that ladesma enjoys personal use of one or more anomalies under the scp 7000 designation As he has not appeared to have physically aged since the mid 90s and has survived several assassination attempts by rival gangs The mexican government and the foundation Joint operation handy scarper documentation On january 17 2019 foundation mobile task force move seven codename powder monkeys Conducted a stealth operation turned frontal assault on san malverde ranch the compound which operates as the main residence of Juan ladesma as well as headhunters Headquarters for the Puebla cartel The main objective of the mission was to assassinate ladesma with a secondary objective to either steal or destroy any blueprints documentation or evidence of anomalous objects or Manufacturing the ranch had never previously been raided by the foundation or other entities Due to para weapon material possessed by the cartel as well as threats given to the mexican government footnote The desecrate remains of federal investigation agency agents were observing That were observing the ranch at the time were delivering pieces to the local governors estate by mail The operation the operation produced mixed results Security measures were bypassed without issue and the task force was able to enter the property They gained access to an attached shed Which housed a server farm from which they were able to download several sensitive and incriminating documents to a hard drive Upon entering the main residence however a man emerged from behind them and engaged them in conduct in combat Warned of their arrival by a double headed serpent wrapped around his neck The shots alerted the rest of the guards which enraged which engaged with the uninjured agents During the firefight the task force was flanked by cartel members using concealment charms And were either knocked unconscious or killed Audio and visual contact was lost at the team at this time Their disfigured corpses were later found delivered in body bags to a local foundation front The only other object inside of the body bags was a videotape marked watch me and Mirame in black marker the contents of the video will not be recorded in this file Internal memo from the desk of david Bartosik director of site 42 baton rouge. Hey y'all 205 council title for your consideration Following the results of the failed operation on the san malverde ranch on the 17th of this past january I believe these eventually used to rethink and reorganize our current tactic tactics The Pueblo cartel as an organization is responsible for 70 percent of anomalous smuggling and trafficking on america's southern border The uiu nominally responsible for the controlling of this illegal and immoral trade has been stretched to its utmost Monetary and manpower limits trying to control this flow of material across the border the foundation try though It might appears to be less than effective against this threat against the veil in the american way of life Dot dot dot to quote more statistics over 85 percent of the scp 7000 instances impounded by the joint operation Have been by uiu despite their mentioned constraints This is due to the experience of operation liberal use of anomalies and tactical situations by the uiu and the deployment of their Irregular agents they can also rely on decades of institutional experience combating organized hostile individuals Whom also make use of such anomalies foundation personnel though skilled and handpicked from a variety of organizations Have no such experience in that regard Dot dot dot at least in a limited fashion the foundation must adopt in at least a small way Some of the methods of the uiu to prove my theory was a joint training exercise with uiu agents Determine whether the tactics of the foundation or the uiu are more effective in a realistic simulated environment Exercise log Overview in a planned series of war games starting on march 15 2019 Foundation and uiu agents were placed into an urban desert environment in squads of 10 Foundation agents team blue used standard urban combat procedures where uiu agents team red Were both a regular and had possession of at five scp 7000 instances codenamed footballs As well as other permitted anomalies team blue's goals was to seize all of the footballs and or incapacitate All of team red whereas red's goal was to incapacitate Incapacitate team blue and defend the footballs red was given time to familiarized familiarize themselves with the area Whereas blue was given a rough map and satellite imagery each incapacitation and defend Slash captured football counted as a point blue members were forbidden from using the footballs or any other anomalous artifact as per routine operating procedure Round ends when either all hospital Hostiles are incapacitated or all footballs are captured best of five rounds These exercises were spread over a number of days and environments within the training ground with new participants every round Results sorted by round points and notes Round one points 13 to 11 red wins notes Blue entered through the skylight of the apartment complex red was using as a base They were able to secure the top floor and make their way down downwards Through this method they were able to evacuate two footballs and eliminate hostile reds However, using clairvoyant football several red members were able to navigate the ventilation shafts and stave janan bush Retaking the top floor from blue blue was able to incur heavy losses on red despite being pincered between two floors But it had the blue loss to the last remaining red players using arborio kinesis Round two 15 to nothing red wins Due to an oversight the chosen training areas positioned over native american burial ground And the team composition of red had three modernist necromancers Upon entering the area blue was immediately accosted by several skeleton traps Which proved immune to conventional fire and quickly overwhelmed the team round 15 to 7 C notes Technically blue incapacitated all hostiles and secured all the footballs However, one of blue seized an h o g 15 an anomalous weapon from a hostile and used it To both paralyze several hostiles and secure a football as such the win was nullified and instead it is considered a stalemate Round four 12 to 9 blue wins Staying as one unit blue cut power to the area as well as communications by use of a preliminary emp However, one red member possessed a telepathic football and used it to coordinate with teammates successfully ambushing blue Both sides incurred heavy losses But the incapacitation of the telepathic red member allowed blue to isolate red members and capture the footballs At the end of the round only one blue member was remaining the other sacrificing themselves to get the last football to the evad point Round five 10 to 9 red wins Trying to break away from conventional strategy after studying the events of the last rounds Blue attempted a brit blitzkrieg striking targets without sweeping or securing buildings While they were able to secure and evacuate all of the footballs They incurred heavy losses during the final evac the remainder of blue was incapacitated by last sortie from red Though operation was technically a blue success. The round was awarded to red based on points Conclusions as exhibited even considering a number of variables such as team composition environment and artifacts utilized When facing a trained hostile opponent versed in the tactical usage of anomalies Especially those that are capable of predicting the future or avoiding it Even experienced foundation veterans face heavy casualties when achieving their primary objective or fail to complete the objective entirely As such I petitioned the o5 council to consider an exceptional measure to form a temporary task force to get dedicated to the uses of Usage of scp 7000 to span it upon the assassination of the desma or the dissolution of the public cartel operation log Special task force hotel headhunters was deployed at the santo malverde ranch on july 2nd 20 20 19 july 22nd 2019 The members were handpicked from a selection of mdf veterans and trained by Uiu special agents on the field use in operation of scp 7000 instances stf hotel was permitted use of the scp 7000 instances due to the theory that multiple conflicting and powerful probability manipulators Coming into contact will collapse waveforms and effectively cancel each other out Footnote based on previously observed interactions between invulnerable anomalies and enchanted weapons The main objective of this mission was the assassination of top Puebla cartel members and captains With the secondary objective being the assassination of Juan la desma The timing of the operation contingent on a meeting between la desma and his captains Which takes place semi randomly throughout the year footnote The time was preemptively leaked by a mole in the cartel for this operation The agents of their instances were harbor with a bolts action rifle Probability engine that uses bolts manning and properties to heat particles in front of the barrel to 1100 kelvin creating a plasma projectile when fired monk maca huitel of Uncamped cheatley Footnote a wooden board set up with sharpened obsidian used as a sword by the Aztecs renders the wielder unbeatable in battle Caspian scp 7000-1 and scp 7000-33 gray tactical anti-mimetic active camouflage known as tac 10 footnote 10 pound device that imprints conceptual anti-meme miscited anti-meh-meh-meh anti-meme city anti-meme city onto objects within a variable radius of the device rendering individuals inside of the field effectively invisible Prototype was found to be a carcinogen and it pounded from prometheus las before could be put into active service rude video log begins 000 stf hotel is deployed at location by halo jump at 1500 hours utc 6 central time Protected from observation by grace tac which he activated soon after the jump Two minutes pass until they land they discard their parachutes and approach the property Five minutes monk calls for a weapons check during which harbor reports their ears popping painfully After pausing they concluded it was most likely originated from the jump Six minutes shielded by tac stf hotel approached the main residence crouching underneath the eaves They each take a pill of x-lodal reporting camera blind spots cartel members and their positions 30 individuals in total several payblock captains who And who is believed to be ladesma are found in the security control room Monk and Caspian boosts harbor onto the roof where she overwatches the central plaza Nine minutes as they are about to enter the building Caspian orders a halt in report sensing danger from scp 7000-1 As they inspect the door they observe small several small ritual circles inscribed onto the door and frame Most likely curses in hexes for those not invited inside They disable the circles and the agents move inside 10 minutes three cartel members are watching television in the common area and are noiselessly petrified using the ltks under cover of the tac 11 minutes 15 more hostiles are in the barracks and as monk attempts to slit the throat of one of the men A silver ring on the man's hand begins to scream spouting tentacles and pulling him off the bunk Only able to see monk he lashes out wildly with the tentacles One of the tentacles happens to strike the tac causing you to undergo a technical malfunction shut down revealing the other two Asians the commotion draws the attention of the rest of the cartel members who all draw weapons 14 minutes a shootout begins a sonic grenade is thrown by hostile But monk hits it back towards them with the flat of his blade three hostiles liquefied a woman transforms into a large blue gelatinous entity in attempts to subsube caspian Caspian fires at the entity with their ltk and it turns into a powder instead of petrifying Releasing a cloud of dust obscuring the area agents activate infrared sensors 15 minutes one of the hostile strides forward Heedless of the shots coming from either side the hostiles wearing a wooden circlet and wields a machete He attempts to strike monk but is parried and has his arm severed in response He seems surprised by the wound but continues to slag a monk using his other arm Which is severed much to the same effect Monk then decapitates the hostile But his head attempts to roll forward and bite him in the ankle Monk pauses for a moment and nudges the circlet off of the head. It immediately ceases animation 18 minutes hostiles become disorganized and disoriented due to the dust cloud Caspian and gray petrify several other hostiles before they can trigger the alarm More distant targets seem to be unaffected by the ltk's most likely due to the scattering effects As such conventional firearms are used as monk dispatches the last cartel member Caspian reports sensing danger from the northeast quadrant of the compound where the security office in ladesma's residence is located 19 minutes at this point harbour notices a contingent of guards exiting the security office into the plaza and shoots at them She disintegrates three before the rest retreat behind cover and begin firing back One of them wearing a suit of armor ignores harbour and walks across the plaza toward the barracks Harbour tries to shoot them but consistently misses 20 minutes as three as the three agents prepare to exit the barracks The armored hostile enters the room wielding a battle axe Monk and gray shoot the man with their ltk's to no effect Caspian fires at the man with the spring field But the bullet seems to stop in the air before hitting the armor The bullet creates a lot of buzzing noise and we can survive it rapidly glowing in the process The man in the armor pauses looks at the bullet and tries to touch it He screams and is forgetified leaving the empty armor behind the bullet quietly falls to the ground 21 minutes harbour still under fire and under the influence of xlodl Reports the ladesma seemingly has not moved since the engagement began She notes the location of two engage hostiles behind a large hangman's tree and fires her rifle The plasma boring through the wood and incinerating both hostiles 22 minutes monk graying Caspian planned to flank the hostiles engaged with harbour Before they can do so Caspian sends his danger behind them Caspian reflexively fires the bullet shattering the concealment charm of a previously unnoticed woman She drops into a crouch and fires her pistol rapidly All of the shots miss when the woman expends her magazine She throws the pistol at them the gun hitting the ground before reaching the agents They look at the woman who shrugs gray petrifies her 24 minutes gray disposes of the attack and after close inspection quickly dawns the empty suit of armor With Caspian aiding them with Caspian in harbour covering them Monk and gray move in on the hostiles in the plaza Even with several hostiles firing they're both unharmed and eliminate all hostiles in the plaza 27 minutes Caspian sends his danger through the door to the office Gray charges through the locked door but before they issue the all clear they observe a bright flash of light Gray accelerates backwards at high velocity crashing through the hangman's tree A brick wall and a server far before coming to rest He is unharmed due to the steel armor but unconscious 28 minutes the danger Caspian senses is still present But the trap appears to be fully triggered and so Monk and Caspian both enter the office A door in the office was left ajar and opening reveals Ladesma sitting at a table waiting for them Caspian immediately tries to shoot Ladesma with her rifle but the bullet appears to pass through him without harm 29 minutes Caspian sends his danger immediately behind them and dies to the side before the door is cleaved in half The seated Ladesma hologram smiles before disappearing Ladesma is revealed behind them wearing a GOC combat exoskeleton and holding a flaming broadsword Caspian attempts to fire again But their rifle jams Ladesma swings at Caspian with the broadsword but is parried by Monk Who steps between Caspian and Ladesma 30 minutes Ladesma and Monk exchange blows and either having the advantage of the other Ladesma leaves himself open to attack several times but each time Monk attempts to exploit them He stumbles, blinks, or otherwise misses the opportunity Monk continues to backpedal out of the door in an attempt to draw Ladesma into Harbor's line of fire Monk's sword primarily made of wood is taking damage every time he contacts Ladesma's flaming sword And is seen partially splintering 31 minutes Monk attempts to circle around Ladesma to try and put him on the back foot Forcing him out of the entryway but Ladesma casters him with the flat of his blade knocking him sideways Monk drops his sword which Ladesma picks up As Ladesma lifts up both of his blades in the air for the killing blow Caspian finishes up unjamming the rifle and fires Striking the Ladesma and the thigh causing him to stumble backwards into view of Harbor And allowing Monk to roll out of the way Harbor attempts to fire but finds that her rifle has blown a fuse She attempts to swap it out but Ladesma spots her right as she finishes inserting a new fuse He throws Monk's sword at her severing her right arm She drops the rifle which then discharges into the air 33 minutes Ladesma's necklace glows red and light emanates from his eyes as the bullet falls out of his thigh and the wound heals itself Caspian tries firing again but Ladesma reflects it with his blade The bullet ricocheting back and splintering the rifle wounding Caspian Ladesma looks down at Monk attempting to get into a boxer stance and grins 34 minutes Monk and Ladesma exchange words and Ladesma laughs But before he moves forward to kill Monk Ladesma frowns and looks off to his side muttering Esso anmono anmono en una chiquera is that a monkey in a jacket translation footnote 35 minutes at this point a large fireball strikes Ladesma directly in the back impacting the ground all visuals are overloaded with white noise for a few moments when visual was restored Ladesma was gone the area where he stood was scorched and covered with twisted metal debris despite being next to the impact Monk survived with minor injuries as he was carrying an unsanctioned rabbit's foot luck video log ends after action report following an investigation of the area after the engagement as well as communications with other sites an explanation of the death of Ladesma emerge 15 hours before stf hotel was deployed scp 2820 was activated simultaneously a communication satellite was reported is drying off course after a small power surge caused the sudden explosive activation of its maneuvering thrusters the satellite then went offline and attempts to regain communication failed later one of Ladesma's lieutenants dropped a piece of glassware injuring his hand in the process he disposed of the glass by throwing it out of a nearby window after stf hotel was deployed harbors ears popped during the weapon check causing your admission power supply cable on a rifle that had torn in the landing the communication satellite's orbit had decayed to such an extent that began entering the atmosphere during the course of the engagement with Monk Ladesma was partially blinded by the sudden reflecting off of the shards of discarded glass stepping backwards several paces the communications satellite maintained integrity during re-entry as that of breaking into manageable fragments is intended due to several faulty screws harbour due to several faulty screws harbour attempted to fire the rifle but was prevented by the bow and fuse the broken cable causing a power surge this caused Ladesma to notice her and throw amongst sort of harbour in the process stepping to the side several paces the discharge plasma projectile impacted the falling satellite changing its course slightly as Ladesma monologued he observed a monkey in a trench coat which distracted him long enough for the satellite to directly collide with him from behind killing Ladesma on impact it is theorized that the described series of events was so improbable and so specific that no scp 7000 instance could have possibly predicted it nor could have taken steps to prevent it from occurring as such Ladesma was rendered vulnerable to any effects caused by scp 2820 addendum observation of the Puebla cartel and its movements are still ongoing though with the death of their leader and the destruction of much of their upper ranks the cartel is much diminished in power and is struggled to mount a sufficient and cogent response to the actions of Handyscarper following the raid covert agents were able to see sensitive documents belonging to the cartel from the ranch and upload them to a secure server farm which will further inform actions against the cartel and their operations smuggling over the border originating from the cartel of slowed in recent months and is expected to decline further with the capture of more scp 7000 instances reclassification is pending approval huh interesting i liked that i mean like i wasn't um super sold in the format originally but uh it seems like it's it works and it's and it's favored at least so i'm thinking uh in the original uh my first thought was that this really really really felt like trying to justify the existence of a new group of interest inside an article and i had a whole spiel about how group of interests are built better when you do them subtly and leave a little hints here and there and don't say too much and let other people pick up the torch and then this is the kind of information that ends up on the hub yeah but then this didn't do that then then we got them yeah uh well i mean i i am totally under the uh the impression that if something is done well enough that it can be presented in any way it wants to um you know i i feel like the dry like the the times new roman bits kind of felt like they were they drug on a bit um like in the middle like yellow and the the letters and stuff but uh overall it was pretty good um i think some of the technology that they talked about was pretty like it was pretty out there like the you know their plasma rifle thing it's pretty pretty cool but a lot of times things are are put into articles that are just cool and maybe not necessarily immersive you know yeah i i don't also don't know how um how the seven thousand dash one is contained via sniper i i don't yeah i don't either interesting i guess it's if someone is using it then that's how you take them out maybe i guess so yeah but um um the ui u being more competent than the foundation here because they use anomalies while the foundation doesn't typically that threw me for a loop yes yes i'm not i'm used to foundations that don't use anomalies that happens in some cannons uh but the foundation the ui u being more competent than us that uh yeah that's that that made me turn you know scratch my head a bit but at the same time um pentagram i don't ever remember them being described as anomalous in their entirety i know that they would deal with certain anomalies but it are they an anomalous branch of the dod that might need a better clarification uh same thing with the with the one with the kgb uh footnote yeah they're not so much an anomalous wing of the kgb yeah exactly that requires a little bit of clarification um it does drag on a little bit but other than that like the whole visual of someone screaming and then being spaghettified was that was really funny um yeah overall i liked it enough to upvote it yes absolutely uh now here's something for you to to chew on this next one has 16 offsets um i only looked at the first couple i wasn't they didn't want to get into it but they all look like they have text on them some of them are a little bit shorter than others but yeah i i just look at the page source because whenever i see offsets that are split off into multiple paths i'm always curious because like you know don't make the mistake of doing a reading of 6500 for example and uh not have your no not have you the next few days set aside misfortune scp 7000 by roof house um we have an hour you you think we should just stop halfway through or something like that because um yeah this one's definitely gonna take longer than an hour that or skip it and come back um yeah i think that would be good we could kick off the next stream with with that one that might be good let's look at uh what rainbow's end has with captain curbie yes i'll pull that one next document all right how's the offsets look here save options uh page source only nine okay i'm not sure if that's that's it that's when we could do in an hour either way but uh let me see kind of gives me three thousand and two vibes um these are actually relatively short it seems i'm gonna like really regret all right well let's take a swing at it let's all right let's say misfortune for next time okay yeah sounds good all right at rainbow's end captain curbie start us off all right yes scp 7000 at rainbow's end congratulations if you have received these documents you have been promoted to lead researcher on an scp project your previous work assisting in the research documentation and containment of anomalies has proven that you are more than capacity for you have more than uh you have the capacity for a more intensive leadership position to guide you through your first project you have been provided with a mentor to meet with regularly we will also receive believe we also believe that detailed examples of your new position scope and responsibility will aid you in your new position therefore we present the full documentation of scp 7000 including internal documents not traditionally available as part of the scp entry fully annotated to demonstrate what to expect as an scp project lead these annotations will be highlighted to distinguish them from the original text we we have also included transcripts from meetings between the scp 7000 project lead dr william teller and mentor dr john mackey to give some preliminary understanding of what this relationship may look like next document interesting scp 7000 at rainbow's end part one preliminary scp documentation a preliminary scp document is written as a brief overview of initial knowledge gathered by either foundation observers or generated by foundation ai this document is meant to operate as a starting point to give initial direction to anomaly research item number scp 7000 object class to be determined but note due to lack of formalized containment procedures object class not cannot yet be determined current containment measures individuals affected by scp 7000 are to be administered low intensity amnestics their actions taken after encountering an scp 7000 event are to be monitored but not preliminary containment measures are designed by the field operations division they're often reactionary rather than prevented it since it's your goal to design preventative procedures through your research description scp 7000 refers to a currently undefined event where during a rainstorm humans in a small area will briefly fall unconscious a subset of these unconscious people will subsequently encounter a rapid acceleration of good fortune those who experience this fortune are henceforth considered scp 7000 affected persons below is an abridged list of monitored affected persons name age location and results leon moulin 41 of limo jeans limo jeans france writes self-help book about identifying toxic relationships without prior research or publication history sells over 400 000 copies sandra baudera 34 of Omaha and Nebraska USA wins statewide powerball jackpot uses winnings to start a high-end french cuisine restaurant which is awarded a Michelin star within two months of opening despite her previously amateur cooking expertise woo hissing tie 27 of Taipei Taiwan publishes seminal work on negating negating for sensory disorientation and virtual reality found startup company to produce this technology currently evaluated at a worth of over 50 million USD inducted as IEEE fellow but note industrial of electrical and electronics engineers observe correlations and attributes the following is a brief list of observed correlations and attributes of scp 7000 events events can occur anywhere in the world while multiple individuals may fall unconscious during an scp 7000 event not all individuals experience the after effects of scp 7000 scp 7000 effect persons report similar experience surrounding an scp 7000 event but no individual report is sufficiently intense for civilians to believe they have experienced something outside of exceptional normality scp 7000 events always occur when the rainbow is visible but scp 7000 events do not occur during every visible rainbow initial mentor meeting slash briefing below is the transcript from the first meeting between scp 7000 project lead Dr. William Teller and assigned mentor Dr. John Mackey I'm gonna take Mackey I'll take Teller because William sounds good all right I assume you've read all the briefing materials of course although there was less information than I expected yes there isn't much but that's what happens when you head up a new project right right you have a plan of attack I have something it's not super well thought out yeah though well let's hear it right um so currently our connection between the disruption and rainbows is circum largely circumstantial or anecdotal but nothing direct because well rainbows are optical illusions so first I want to pin down a more concrete causation model footnote uh is recommended that projects begin investigation at the most limited attribute of correlation as to limit the initial scope of research before branching out to our broader theories I don't have any outstanding notes so far you have any clue where you want to start your causation research no that's the part I still need to figure out haha that's fair enough you have any questions for me um no or well I don't think so not sure sorry just a bit excited as all it's my first time I get to lead a project and I I want to do a good job well you already have a better grasp on a plan than most of the other researchers have mentored thank you so for next meet same time in next week that works for me fantastic now go wrangle that optical illusion next document part two initial conjecture although there is no strict method for brainstorming your first theories about your anomaly once a theory is constructed is good form to file a formal report this report should explain your conjecture as well as any initial researcher reasoning that should support your theory below is the abstract from dr teller's first technical report on sp7000 reaching the end of a rainbow a theory on optical convergence abstract according to the new laws of physics rainbows are created by an optical illusion footnote while the work does deal with the anomalous phenomena that are innately connected to long-observed human experience are likely to have some level of consistency of consistency within scientific understanding sunlight that passes through raindrops will refract different wavelengths of light will refract at different angles which separates it into brands of color which then reflect off of a raindrop surface the result is that depending on the angle of light relative to the viewer the viewer will see a different band of light therefore if we are to locate the end of a rainbow we cannot rely on a non-spacastic model since they are products of each individual's perception in fact by virtue of rainbows being in some ways unique to the observer yet a shared experience across multiple viewers of a non-physical event you can almost be thought of as a mass hallucination this means that its existence is entirely dependent on its observers scp7000 instances are always observed near reported put end of the rainbow however not every rainbow is connected with a corresponding scp7000 observation this could either mean that scp7000 occurrences are not as directly tied to rainbows as previously imagined or is or that not every rainbow sufficiently fits the observation requirements for scp7000 instantiation therefore i propose the following rainbows exhibit a similar wave particle duality as light itself it does not have a single location until properly observed rainbows will converge into a single concrete sorry through single discrete location if a sufficiently large number of observers see the rainbow at approximately the same location and rainbows that do not converge will not trigger an scp7000 instance this paper further describes a model i've implemented to determine the probability of rainbow convergence given the population density near a given rain shower as well as a method to mathematically determine the location of a rainbow's end should it converge weekly mentor check in number one so i read your paper and just damn you work fast i know it's a bit rushed i realized after i submitted it i had a few typos in there oh they were on 10 they're intentional okay it's fine no one gives a shit about spelling on internal documents oh okay then there's been a good amount of rain forecast for the next few days any storms look promising well even with our satellite the forecasts can be iffy you're telling me some days i feel like the clouds are just trying to look a lot anomalous it's a little bit of a coincidence considering the last one we read uh one of the last ones i think there's but i think there's a shower tomorrow that could converge about 60 miles east of here sounds right for a field trip yeah yeah it does but i realized it's uh kind of short notice and i've never gone through the process of commissioning a field mission before could you give me a hand with that helping you through the bureaucracy is why i'm here do you have a team in mind i don't know any of the mtf guys all that well so i haven't asked them yet you don't need a mobile task force for this l you should probably be going out there you should probably be going out there i can go yeah you should get some field experience and it's never too soon to start i would love to go i've never gotten onto the field before and then you know kasey are you know kasey i i don't think so okay first note for you you need to work on your networking i know you can get a bit in your notes about things but sometimes you don't have all the talent you need right right meet more people got it but no foundation supports numerous mixers seminars and other such activities to encourage cross department connections ah cute anyways kasey does field work largely for zing you mission operation specialist type you know so i'll ask you if she can i'll ask if she can take lead and then she largely rides with norman power blow so that makes four of you you won't choose a fifth it sounds good i want to cover all my bases after all i'll let you make the call on that don't want to do too much for you actually um i don't know if you're busy but uh would you like me to be the fifth okay so i know i just said i don't want to do too much for you but i would love a reason to bail on my meeting with the director tomorrow i'm in very enough next document we're breezing through these all right oh this is longer that's that's fair um part three standard field missions oftentimes as part of a scp project research a team will need to be sent to the anomaly on location to perform tests gather samples and take direct observations these missions are separate from containment initiatives as they are performed before proper container measures container procedures can be established uh the while field missions do not require that the project lead attend is common for them to do so this means that the project head has a direct control over the input over whether measurements are taken which uh over what measurements are taken which can be very valuable for research efficiency scp 7000 field mission after using dr teller's model to locate the converged endpoint a team a field team was sent to observe and collect samples the team consisted of dr william teller which is the scp 7000 project lead kc vevara site 23 field operation specialist norman gallagher field technician paulo herera field technician and dr john mackey site 23 research subdirector so do you want to take um say you take uh gallagher and uh mackey i'll do vevara and herera and teller sounds good all right the field team drives towards the predicted convergent rainbow endpoint this is located in elbert county colorado the range shower has started and target rainbow invisible from the vehicle how long is that rainbow supposed to last for um so it's supposed to ruin here for about three to four hours that's plenty of time is it supposed to look like it's staying far away i don't know this is the first time i've tested this so i could just be wrong oh wait never mind i think it's getting closer kind of hard to tell not exactly used to driving up to a rainbow you and the rest of mankind as the field team nears the terminus of the rainbow small streams of red colored fluid or small streams of colored fluid are seen trickling through a nearby drainage channels the terminus grows larger in view and ripples can be seen in the color bands of the rainbow okay i think i might need to pull over soon why i'm realizing that uh the convergence point is in the middle of a farm i see the vehicle pulls off the road the vehicles next to the highway are flooded with rainbow colored liquid the field team exits the vehicle the terminus of the rainbow is seen approximately 150 150 meters away it's it's there oh my god it's actually there we should get going don't waste any time right of course norm you got the sample storage gallagher holds up a plastic case of glass vials and a handful of hazardous waste plastic bags right here all right let's move the field team hikes towards the rainbow terminus at approximately 75 meters away it's clear that the rainbow terminus is made of falling colored liquid similar to a waterfall with distinct bands of color color slows down and stairs to the terminus william keep up oh yes sorry just um just kind of wonder struck still stick with us we can't afford to dawdle out here yes ma'am of course the field team arrives at the terminal at the terminus gallagher collects samples of the rainbow water tele begins to walk towards the terminus proper but it stops by mackey i know you want to get your hands dirty but you should probably leave that for the professionals my bad the viviera gallagher and her i take pictures of the surrounding terminus can i make a request sure mission kid right right um could one of you just reach your arm through the terminus viviera wades out wades towards the terminus proper what are you looking for well the way the water is falling is kind of peculiar it is falling from the sky yes yes but it's flatter than i would have expected like if you dump water out of a bucket it kind of falls like a pillar but here it's it feels like viviera puts on a latex glove rolls up her sleeve and reaches her arm through the terminus footnote proper protection should be worn at all times when engaging context with in contact with an anomaly i'm feeling something liable large surface area kind of floppy a leaf there's a wall behind it oh kasey do you think you can kind of move it out of the way i think so mission commander um ma'am you can just use my name kid kasey then um can we upgrade this mission to an exploration but no low-risk field missions can occasionally can be occasionally expanded in scope should on the field commander deem the situation sufficiently safe we should i i mean i think that we have um like we have at least another two and a half hours of consistent rainfall and sunshine is what i think william is trying to say right that and i don't know or at least don't have a good estimate of when we'll have this kind of head start on this phenomenon norm what are the odds that the fluid is hazardous i would say low i'm soaked through to my sock so i hope it's low roger viviera looks back at the terminus and tell her and green light the all green light the upgrade we'll go in and take a look around but anything so much as we scatter right of course yes safety first the field team steps through the terminus of the rainbow at first the camera feeds are obscured by large clover-like leaves these are parted and allow the rest of the area to come into view before the team appears to be a cavern despite the walls and ground appearing to consist of stone the cavern floor is covered in clovers and bamboo shoots the cavern is illuminated by a pulsating streak of light the bright bulb at the end incredible a rare nods we're on a timer let's get moving the field team ventures into the cavern to try and they then try to avoid stepping on vegetation but there's often no choice um they uh however the vegetation inside the cavern appears trampled hey boss what are we defining as blinks at us visible movement okay well this isn't moving now but it might have at some point mackey teller and the vera walk over to gallagher who lips up a an oversized clover leaf beneath it lies a two foot long beetle it's flipped on its back and unmoving vera flips it over with her foot to reveal a white shell with black dots on it it's not a ladybug was a ladybug i reckon from the way the colors drained out of it it's been dead a long time long long time you have a cause of death i uh i don't think it died of natural causes teller kneels down and reaches for the beetle's leg but then pauses himself permission to touch it granted teller rips off a segment of the beetle's leg it crumbles in his hand like charcoal i think something burnt it i don't know what would have caused the fire in here the atmosphere is pretty humid calling from across the cavern i see some shards of light uh i see some shards of some sort of highly reflect material scattered across the ground so they burned and petrified this doesn't look like it came from the beetles i don't think that's any better team continues towards the real wall the cavern more dead beetles are found scattered throughout the cave wait a minute you see movement no no i think i see you know what just follow me a sec mackie ventures to the left side of the cavern stepping between lightly grouped bamboo shoots the field team follows after weaving through the bamboo grove a field team sees a small collection of destroyed structures most of these structures have been collapsed and trampled over only two remain partially intact and show that the others were originally tent like structures built out of bamboo and oversized clover leaves did people live down here well i don't know about people per se but they probably had some sort of opposable thumbs the team searches the ruined structures there are at least five distinct tents and what appears to be a fire pit in the middle of them hey norm i've got another candidate for sampling gallagher and teller rush over to the vera who was vent has ventured behind the room intense she stands atop of an incline that leads down about 20 meters into a milky white pond a rope tied to the handle of a wooden bucket is engaged in the pulley system you want me to take a swim i would prefer if you stayed dry i guess i'll try my balance then gallagher begins to carefully descend the incline it's covered in slick vegetation so he maintains a steady pace so as to not slip are those caves back there teller points to two openings in the cavern wall they're on the far side of the pond and appear partially flooded possibly perhaps we can finish searching this area then have a look in there don't let your eyes get too big for your stomach oh sorry or i mean yes ma'am gallagher reaches the edge of the pond he takes out a vial to collect a sample but before he can scope it out through the liquid the entire cavern experience seismic disturbance the ground shakes and dust falls from the ceiling gallagher slips into the pond but his only angle deep what was that that's a blink the cavern shakes again more violently this time teller and viviera sent tumbling down the incline and land alongside gallagher in the pond i thought you said we had two hours of rainfall we should shut up and start running the three begin to scramble up the side of the incline but between the slippery surface and get to continue shaking they keep falling back into the pond mickey and mackey and herrera appear at the top of the incline john pablo the rope up there herrera and mackey untangle the rope from the pulleys and toss it down the incline it is just long enough to reach the pond the vera teller and gallagher grab hold of the rope and begin to pull themselves up the incline while mackey and herrera anchor from the top mackey is clearly struggling holy shit how are you two holding up i'm not fuck i'm too old for this just a little longer we're halfway there i i don't know if i can hold up fuck rope slips in mackey's grasp herrera maintains its hold but it's pulled briefly towards the incline before mackey regains its grip damn it just a little longer he's not holding up we need less weight what don't wait for me vera let's go with the rope and tumbles into the pond below boss stop standing there and climb gallagher and teller pull their way up to the top of the incline teller looks back at vera who stands at the edge of the pond i said go gallagher grabs teller by the arm and drags him away from the incline the four remaining field team members run towards the other side of the cavern as seismic activity grows even more intense remember mackey and gallagher and teller exit through the rainbow terminus upon re-entry into the baseline reality they find that the crops are no longer trampled and that the field is no longer flooded they turn back to look at the rainbow terminus but it is no longer present all they can see is the baseline rainbow optical illusion far off in the distance as the rain continues to fall shit i i didn't mean to it's okay kid it happens what was i wrong mackey pats teller on the back how's not the time for it teller sniffles but it's still raining following the field mission teller mackey gallagher and hurrayer will offer five days vacation footnote this is data procedure to ensure that foundation employees who may have witnessed a traumatic event remain in good mental health upon the completion of this vacation the field team was debriefed and allowed to return to their normal work weekly mentor check-in meeting number three hey william how's the first few days back been treating you debriefing go well i expected them to yell at me more yelling rarely solves anything even the higher ups know that so i assume you're the one who tells me my new assignment come again i mean i'm clearly not cut out for this i've been a project lead for barely three weeks and i've already lost someone on a mission and i clearly don't deserve this kind of responsibility so it would make only sense it would only make sense hey kids slow down no one's asking you to step down am i supposed to do it voluntarily no look i know accidents like that are rough i've lost some good people in my time as well it happens in this field it was my idea to keep exploring and kasey knew the risks she's good at a job she knew what she was getting into right of course so let's discuss next steps where are we going from here well i i did some research over the past few days to help out my replacement that's not how mental health breaks are supposed to work sorry i just couldn't get it out of my head i mean i needed to know what it when i did wrong and i found out that there was a scheduled summer firework show over in ponderosa park which is pretty close to us and i well i don't have it fully written up yet but i believe that it may have drawn attention to the nearby observers and if there aren't enough observers that means that the expected position of the convergence point has too much variance and it'll dissipate well that's a good theory but you seriously should have taken those days off yeah yeah i just i just knew that if i was going to get kasey back then we would need to figure out the kinks in my theory oh whoa there sport you're skipping quite a few steps was the plan to leave her behind i mean no decisions have been made but you're assuming that's even possible we don't know how replicable the that excursion was we also don't know if every rainbow leads to the same place i like your attitude but there's a lot of questions before we begin commissioning rescue missions or else i would have been advocating for one since yesterday oh right sorry no worries it's still your first uh but i do have to answer those questions okay well we uh we saw those tents right and the dead beetle right that place probably exists even if the rainbow doesn't or at least will be incredibly strange if every rainbow manifested a new space and this one just happened to have debris inside it that doesn't necessarily mean all rainbows lead to that cavern not on its own but uh no but that exact rainbow isn't going to exist again right like that cloud isn't going to stay that cloud forever same with every cloud there's not some clear way to distinguish between clouds over time so either what we see on the other side of every rainbow is entirely arbitrary which would be unlikely because that place clearly has some consistency over time or all rainbows lead to the same location because their only consistency between them is the fact that they are converging rainbows i think i follow but honestly you spoke so fast i feel like i need to see it written out sorry i've been trying to slow down trust me kid i've noticed but it sounds like you know what you're talking about just try to get the mission specs to me soon shouldn't maybe someone else write up the mission specs i'm not sure i'm the best choice after last time no no it should be you you'll do fine trust me okay do you have another lead to follow in the meeting time though since i know you and this will be written up before i clock out today you'll need something to chase while that request processes i should have a list of potential interviews i was assembling it over the past week for my replacement save yourself some work then keep your chin up kid i'll see you next week next document part four interviews interviews are a crucial aspect of anomaly research as they provided an opportunity to perceive eyewitness testimony despite the foundation's vast network of surveillance resources these are not ubiquitous being able to identify individuals who have useful information about your assigned anomaly as well as being able to efficiently extract that information is crucial to the research process while some re-interviews may be simple to arrange oftentimes they're getting a researcher to a designated interview target involves multiple legs of transportation however we believe it's important for either the scp projects lead researcher or other assisting researcher on the project to conduct these interviews when possible these interviews often require clearance appropriate to the scp project to perform therefore onboarding your researcher for one-off interactions is less efficient than the necessary travel due to the strict operational security of foundation prides itself on scp 7000 interviews the following are logs of interviews conducted by dr teller to gain additional insight into scp 7000 phenomena interview one subject bio through is mr jeremy larimer mythologist mythologists specializing in leprechauns rationale mr larimer is an extensive knowledge of net knowledge of leprechaun mythos and legends while remain skeptical as the existence existence of this mythical entity uh it is clear and it's the clear analogy between scp 7000 instances and the myth of the leprechaun indicate a possible historic connection mr larimer sorry no that's not me hello mr mr larimer thank you for joining me my pleasure it's rare anyone wants to talk to me nowadays i i imagine a leprechaun myth of lucapan excuse me i prefer to use the original pronunciation from old irish i see um sorry about that but i imagine not many people are all that interested in um lucapan larimer nods yes yes it's looking quite grim in the modern era my ancestors would be devastated but they also the lucapan experts they were more than just experts in fact i believe that my great great grandfather was the last real lucapan trapper is that also part of the original irish tradition it is not they largely developed during the old colonial days of the united states they're lucopons outside of ireland you know right right of course lucapan trappers were masters of tracking down lucopons they had developed they had developed meteorological techniques long before the field properly developed just so they could predict when rainbows have formed the lucopons are always found around rainbows yes that part of the legends is accurate but not all rainbows there are many days they camp at a spot only to see a rainbow but no lucopons i see and they were able to make a living from this beaver trappers plantation owners anyone who won't make a buck would take whatever edge they could get not at all different nowadays but back then they were more open-minded from how they went about it so your ancestors would capture lucopons no not exactly it's a misnomer of the name see you couldn't do much with just a lucapon they've always been dispensed as a luck but not lucky themselves but the trapper definitely had their fair share scuffles one of my uncles far out the family tree apparently had his arm bitten off lucopons bite of course lucopons are very territorial creatures they have to avenge the space somehow so just making sure i understand the trappers fought the lucopons for their luck their first yes and then the trappers realized it was an unnecessary serious violence on both sides the trappers proposed sort of a bargain system mutually beneficial exchange they bought the luck yes um okay don't believe me no no but no never reveal skepticism to an interviewee always ensure that they feel heard as to encourage them to continue to reveal details of their knowledge or experience sorry i'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the logistics did they buy like a charm or some physical manifestation unfortunately that was one of the secrets the old trappers took to the grave my grand-grandfather refused to tell his son and by that time all the other lucapon trappers were dead interesting teller begins furiously taking notes footnote taking notes during the interview is important to record any thoughts or revelations you have at the moment you have any other questions for me i know i could ramble all day but i don't want to hold you up not at the moment thank you so much for your time though this has been very um wonderful very informative oh it was nothing i just answered some questions well in all honesty you gave me a lot more than i expected so again thank you interview number two subject bio so today's mrs erin stafford mrs stafford was recently affected by scp 7000 the following interview was conducted after the scp 7000 event but prior to a prior to amnestics were administered rationale mrs erin's testimony alongside that of other scp 7000 affected individuals may prove insightful into the events of that a layperson experiences during scp 7000 event hello mrs stafford thank you for your time you are welcome young man the past few days have been quite a whirlwind i asked i can imagine um i wanted to talk to you about yesterday actually could you tell me a bit about that oh most certainly dear it'll be hard to forget the first time i fainted in 26 years uh sorry i didn't mean to pry if it was traumatic don't worry about it it wasn't that scary at least not with some retrospection do you remember seeing anything before you fell unconscious well i was sitting on the porch reading metropolitan it was such a nice day even with the showers that i couldn't stay inside so nothing visual stood out to you no not that i could think of then after you blacked out do you remember feeling anything hearing anything smelling anything yes yes there were two things when i told my ladies about this they said it was crazy because you aren't supposed to feel anything when you're unconscious but i swore by my husband i did not lie to them don't worry mrs stafford i believe you well that is comforting to hear first i heard this light little clicking noise like a clicking like someone clicking their tongue or a mouse click maybe like a crab clicking its claws together footnote while leading questions are generally advised against in some instances providing discrete examples may prompt an interview to be able to better describe a novel and anomalous experience that last one is closest okay anything else you experienced nothing that i heard but i felt something strange i had this distinct feeling of being pumped full of something can you explain further i think it was like a lot of water was being poured down my throat just swallowing gallons and gallons didn't have a taste yes it was earthy i see um do you recall anything else no just waking up on the porch after the rain showers had passed well i believe that is all i have thank you so much for your time hello conducting an additional 19 interviews with other individuals who are infected by scp 7000 these additional interviews all reinforced the information given by mrs stafford's testimony and contained no significant deviation and therefore our elite elated here for brevity weekly mentor check in number four william my man absolute interview machine flying across the country to get those completed must have you fried yeah it was a lot so did they go well i i don't know you don't know well uh i mean yes they all went well but by all measures they went very well i'm just a bit flustered how so so first i was thinking back to our mission and i realized that like our expert like our expertise did not align with the vast majority of testimonies our experience did not align with the vast majority of testimonies i received or with the previous descriptions we've heard none of us blacked out none of us heard any kind of clicking noise none a single person i in interviewed ever saw the term as proper that is an interesting discrepancy and then that that's the other problem discrepancies were your interviews consistent inconsistent no they were um they were the opposite all the victims i spoke to were very consistent in the recollection which i know is supposed to be a good thing but like you told me before how you usually had to do hundreds uh missed it uh and do hundreds of interviews to find any sort of consistent thread well yes but also i wasn't a very good interviewer i didn't have a good grasp on what i should really be looking for so my questions were all over the place i mean i guess but still everyone was so consistent and detailed people are really bad at remembering things especially things that shouldn't make sense and it doesn't stop even there it doesn't even stop there i spoke to that local pun expert excuse me uh i mean leprechaun expert sorry old english pronunciation really huh learn something new every day anyways i was i was talking to him and the things he told me about the old leprechaun trap has been able to bargain and some kind of built-in rapport with these creatures directly supports my theory about recurring environment protect phenomenon it lined up so well that's great to hear yeah i mean it is it just it feels too easy like i can't shake this feeling i'm missing something sometimes things just line up you don't need to worry about a lucky break uh that's actually what's bothering me things lining up no um the last part a lucky break oh there's Wallace i mean i've never been very good at talking to people but they all responded in such convenient ways and we're so nice and i would have expected at least one to get flustered with me or the memory and just it feels like occam's razor hell it's a small sample size but we should keep monitoring that i want you on this mission but i understand your concern of course i trust you'll tell me if things start getting worse i will and i'll submit that request for a rescue mission today try to get it pushed through this week do you think she's still alive casey's tough as nails should be fine next document i need to use the bathroom can you do this like i'll keep it running yeah that's thank you yeah just part five scientific experimentation the very nature of the anomalous means that the phenomenon we tackle do not conform to our current understanding of science however that does not mean that application of scientific method is without merit the foundation as state of the art laboratories at its disposal however these facilities are shared between all researchers at a facility make sure that before your scheduled time slot you have been thorough in your experiment design as to ensure efficient time usage microscopic examination monochromatic fluid examination of sample under a microscope showed no anomalous characteristics aside from the liquid maintaining its color when two different colors of the liquid report into the same petri dish to examine their combined form each color liquid separated similarly to oil and vinegar milky white fluid examination of sample under a microscope showed no anomalous characteristics chemical decomposition monochromatic fluid chemical analysis of the fluid found that its molecular structure was no different from water milky white fluid chemical analysis found that the fluid consisted of a combination of water bone marrow and an additional unidentified compound ingestion experiments hypothesis footnote going into an experiment with a clear hypothesis will ensure that some minimal amount of information is determined from testing even if ultimately the hypothesis is inconsequential to final containment SCP 7000 affected individuals reported feeling liquid being poured down their throat it's possible there's a correlation between their increased luck and these substances procedure footnote documenting your procedure is a key step even if it is never read by other personnel as it will ensure you have thought out each aspect of the experiment and that you remain consistent between trials for each fluid we will have a subject and just to give an amount and then partake in a luck based activity they'll be isolated after the ingestion until results from their luck based activity have been reported to limit the number of activities where this luck could manifest outside of the selected activity each fluid luck activity will be tested 10 times across different test subjects we have selected ingestion as the method of applying well equit to a subject as it most closely resembles the testimonies from SCP 7000 affected individuals however in future experiments we may test the effectiveness of applying the fluid through alternative methods such as skin contact or eye drops results presented below on a subset of the case by case trials in the table below we have ingested fluid luck based activity average result monochromatic fluid 50 milliliters five dollars scratch off lottery ticket one one point two dollars monochromatic fluid 100 milliliters five dollars scratch off lottery ticket one point eight dollars monochromatic fluid 200 milliliters five dollars scratch off lottery ticket one point nine dollars uh one as in winning point nine dollars milky white fluid 50 milliliters five dollars scratch off lottery ticket one five point two dollars milky white fluid 100 milliliter five dollars scratch off lottery ticket one 25.4 dollars milky white fluid 200 milliliters five dollars scratch off lottery ticket 170.2 dollars The average significantly raised by one two hundred dollar winner foot noted Milky white fluid one hundred milliliter ten hands of poker 1.4 high card hands 4.6 pairs 2.7 two pairs 0.5 three of a kinds 0.2 straights 0.01 flushes Milky white fluid 100 milliliter applying to ten jobs footnote Sus subjects all applied to entry-level office jobs, which not had previous experience in using their real resumes Subjects previously worked largely in labor jobs 4.5 interviews 2.7 offer letters Milky white fluid 100 milliliters attempting to match with 100 people on tinder Subjects to all filled out their own profiles and use real pictures themselves subjects were all male attractiveness was controlled for 7.8 matches meant supposedly of a 0.6 match rate weekly mentor check-in All right. Good afternoon, William Afternoon I can't tell if that hesitation is because testing went poorly or if it went well It's um, it's the latter I see well, let's hear it then So the rainbow water from the terminus had it had no correlation to increasing a subject's luck and primarily financial activities Specifically a winning scratch-off lottery ticket. Okay But the other fluid the one we found inside the cabin had a very statistically significant correlation like Uncharacteristically convenient levels of correlation. I see and And that that was the one I was was well drenched in back during the mission Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying You'd be put me in containment. I'm not sure it's safe for someone affected by the anomaly to be heading the project I Know you know that I want you on this project, but I hear your concerns I still want you to keep monitoring, but I'll put together a list of possible replacements I can start sending over your files. So if something happens, they're primed to take over Doesn't sound very preventative Containment is fundamentally reactionary. We just don't talk about how much work con parks are to come up with in the official files Besides, I wouldn't want anyone leading this not after all the work you've done so far But I'm just trust me the moment things get out of control. I'll step in Sorry No need to apologize and hey if you really think you might be affected It might do some good to do a follow-up on our previously affected persons Those are mostly short-term investigations. Anyways, a longitudinal study would inform your case better Right, right. I'll do that Any other questions on the docket? So what about the rescue mission? How did that go? They were able to re-enter the cabin we explored last time said at the same beetle bodies tend to breathe everything Did they find Casey? Not exactly they found a recording equipment. It was discarded in the pond where we left her, but no Casey They checked the whole cabin the whole thing Does that include the the caves the ones flooded in the back of the pond no no they didn't search there Well, why? Well due to the instability of the terminus that we experienced they didn't want to get too far away from the entrance In case of a sudden disruption She could have been down there. I know kid. I know Was Norman on the team? I I don't think so. Oh Maybe we should do another one then bring me and Norman. Why? Because then we'll be luckier I'm not going to tell you you're wrong because you rarely are But I can't recommission an entire rescue mission with the only change being that team will be luckier Financials and operations will both laugh my ass out of the site But you can't survive down there forever Probably not but unless you can give me more reason to commission another operation. I'm telling you right now I can't get it approved See I Mean I don't know why you're being so mopey about it. You'll have a whole 45 page proposal on my desk in about a week I can't make any promises Then don't mr. Lucky make a bet Next document part 6 resource intensive requests as part of anomaly research You may find yourself in need of significant additional funds large numbers of personnel or other high intensity resources foundation does have expansive resources But our resources are not infinite to ensure proper real resource allocation researchers must submit polls proposals for different levels of foundation grants The main levels of grants are the following grant level grant type grant purpose and frequency of award Do-do monetary only purchase of materials not currently in foundation possession 100 per week See cow computer clusters comprehensive web scouring machine learning training 3 per site per week Mastodon monetary personnel large-scale exploration missions once per week per site saber-tooth personnel only highly dangerous field missions 20 per week The following documents were submitted by teller dr. Teller as a bid for a mastodon level containment mission grant rainbow duality theory abstract in reach in the end of the theater of a rainbow a theory on optical conversion versions teller et al 2022 footnote while spelling and grammar are less important than internal documents the foundation is still conscious of plagiarism and proper citations We propose the existence of a physical and reachable terminus of a rainbow based upon the collective observational conversions This paper seeks to extend this theory to another aspect of this common optical illusion When light enters a raindrop it will reflect to the interior of the rain and reflect off the interior of the raindrop Separating the light into beam the beam scene However at certain angles light entering a water drop will reflect twice instead of once in the correct conditions This creates a double rainbow phenomenon in fact Yes, in fact all rainbows are technically accompanied by a secondary rainbow the double rainbow phenomenon is only considered distinct from the Traditional single rainbow because oftentimes the secondary rainbow is too faint to see I posted that the anomalous activity is that is related to SCP-7000 originates not from the terminus of the primary rainbow But from the terminus of the secondary rainbow this paper will document or demonstrate the this paper will demonstrate the claim through three vectors One meteorological analysis of past SCP 7000 instances reveal that they only occur in cases where a secondary rainbow is visible To the terminus of these secondary rainbows align Aligns with the locations of individuals who have been affected by SCP 7000 and three the phenomenon experienced by both field team Had that have a commuted excursions to the primary rainbow term and I have not aligned with the testimonials of SCP 7000 affected individuals Mastodon level grant proposal return to rainbows end Recent developments in the SCP 7000 project have indicated that our initial field excursion to the rainbow terminus was not properly Representative of SCP 7000 instances as experienced from the field members as experienced from the field members did not align with the eyewitness testimony Historically there is cause to believe that 7000 events did occur at the primary rainbow terminus This is being due to the existence of pre-built structures It is conjectured that these structures either belong to entities residing within the terminus or to colonial era anomalous trappers in this case In either case whatever activity was once performed at the primary rainbow terminus no longer occurs there It follows that if SCP 7000 events occur at the secondary terminus instead It follows that if SCP 7000 events occur at the secondary terminus instead is additionally conjectured that these two locations are connected via the unexplored tunnels Thus the goals of the missions are three-fold one rescuing operation security Specialist Casey Rivera lost during original field mission to documenting the terminus of a secondary rainbow Three recording the events of a proper SCP 7000 instance using resources from a master on level grants We can utilize cloud seeing and power light sources to artificially instantiate a rainbow with sufficient members With sufficient numbers of personnel observing the rainbow You also create a stable convergence point to ensure the safety of the exploration team by acting on this as a masted on level grants We can rapidly expand our knowledge of SCP 7000 as well as possibly save Casey Rivera Who has been stranded for more than 30 days fees SCP 7000 effective persons follow-up blows an abridged list of the updated situations of SCP 7000 effective persons name previous situation update Leon Moulin Previous situation commercial success after public toxic relationship self-help book update for ray into writing fiction is poorly received Publishers refused to additional self-help manuscripts Sandra Baudera successfully opened a Michelin star awarded restaurant Would fail the health inspection after mold was found in the kitchen restaurant was subsequently closed before Baudera could turn a profit and Woo Sin Chi Instruct inducted as I should believe fellow after publishing seminal work on VS VR orientation a Research team from the India Institute of Science Bangalore claims to Sin Chi plagiarize their work while Sin Chi claims that is Paper what this paper was not accessible to them during our literature research They still they're still stripped of their IEEE fellowship and pre-professorship offers weekly mentor check-in number six Okay, so I was joking when I said 45 pages on my desk. I was not expecting you to a masted on grant within a week Well, um, we couldn't wait too much longer, right? No, no, we could not I assume you want to use the same team from the field mission, you know to maximize your luck in all that Actually, I've been like I've been going back and forth on that. Oh It's just that while I was waiting for the grant review committee, I did some follow-up research on the SCP 7000 victims We had on file You really never slow down, do you? And I found that all of them were struggling either financially or romantically or physically none of them are doing well That's unfortunate to hear. I guess even magically conferred luck doesn't last forever Yeah, that's that's what I'm worried about Oh, right It's been more than a month since the field mission. I don't know how long this stuff lasts I haven't had time to do those tests. What if everything runs out while we're in the terminus? I'm not a field specialist. I don't have half the training of these sorts of missions I was thinking that during our first outing I was thinking that during our first outing but everything seemed to be going so well And I didn't even question how out of my depth I was and williams stop it Sorry, just no result is all I guess you're not the only one going on this mission. You got me norm and Pablo They've been doing field work for a combined 11 years, and I've been working with anomalies myself for 15 We've dealt with a lot more than a little bad luck But last time last time we didn't know half as much as we do now Even if your luck goes down the drain you've armed us with enough knowledge to make up for it Right, thanks No problem kid. Let's go grab us a pot of metaphorical gold Next document Part seven full-scale exploration missions while exploration missions share many similarities with smaller scale field missions There are a number of distinctions firstly field missions usually last a few hours at longest while exploration missions can last anywhere from a few hours to multiple days Secondly field missions are supposed to be low-risk operations as opposed to exploration missions without which have no minimum safety expectations Lastly exploration missions are often more resource-intensive than field missions Due to lack of proper training it is rare for an scp project lead to participate in an exploration mission However, it is crucial that you understand the process so you can select the best team and set optional mission goals So you can plan alongside the selected field specialist in an efficient manner SCP 7000 exploration mission the following is the law recorded from William Teller's body camera during the scp 7000 mastodon level exploration rescue mission team consists consisted of dr. William Teller the scp 7000 project lead Norman Gallagher a field technician Pablo Herrera field technician and dr. John Mackie at site 23 research sub director All right, I mean you want to keep keep it going right we got our people. Yeah, we've got three more. We got three more iterations. All right Yeah, we'll get through it. Yeah The field team receives a confirmation of secondary rainbow stability from command the artificially induced rain is torrential and be clearly It can be clearly heard pounding on the outside of their car Okay, one last ready check before we begin the drive everyone mics working check Check check body armor still fitting comfortably That's comfortable is sitting on concrete. I know you spend a lot of time designing these William But you couldn't put some padding in here Sorry, I was trying to maintain as much maneuverability as possible with the plates already in there. They're not as pliable as Kevlar Electrostimulus braces still ready Check for three of us back there. All right. We're off then The field team drives towards the predicted secondary rainbow conversions point as the terminus comes into view of the field team Falls entirely unconscious for point two three seconds before their electro stimulus braces braces activate sending a light shock through their bodies reawaken them Jesus Christ Did you black out too? Yeah, I know you said it would happen, but it's still scared the shit out of me We're gonna have to be still driving a car is by its own kind of nightmare Still it means we're probably coming up on a true scp 7000 instance The secondary rainbow terminus appears similar to the deceased specimens located in the primary in the terminus Over from far away small green dots are seen moving around the terminus as the field team approaches the terminus It's clear with these dots are In fact large ladybug creatures similar to those found in the primary rainbow terminus The only distinction in appearance being their green wings with white dots the chorus of clicking can be heard originating from this form Holy shit, we got a whole investigation on our hands I I should have concluded some sort of press aside in our materials. I know I forgot something Maybe we should turn around and well yum. It's fine. We don't need buck spray Oh, okay, right. Sorry The field team stops their car 15 meters away from the terminus and exits the vehicle some of green ladybugs is dense However, they avoid the field team members the clicking noise is intense and almost overpowers the field team comms The field team presses on through the cloud of oversized beetles until they arrive the terminus They they each step through the waterfall on The other side of the terminus appears to be a cavern similar to the one found at the primary rainbow terminus However, the inside is populated with green ladybugs They're not as densely out as the outside terminus. Additionally the vegetation inside of this cavern appears untouched and undamaged It's here The beetles inside the cavern all freeze. They collectively turn to face the field team The beetles clicking now consists of short bursts at different harmonies I don't like the way they're looking at us Wait, wait, do you hear that like clicking? It's all I've been hearing for the past 20 minutes No, uh one moment The teller teller turns to the beetles one Sorry, um, could you please start over the clicking pauses for a moment and then resumes this time the mixed harmonies from each First of clicks resembles the sound of garbled human speech But note not all anomalies can communicate However, it is important to be perceptive as not as to not miss an opportunity to to directly communicate with an anomaly These are interpreted below. It's the most logical and nearest English word counterpart You want to do beetles? We uh, we don't want another to bother you or your masters. We just want to look around a friend of ours might be down here Leave us. We will not be deceived again Again, I'm sorry. We don't intend to do you any harm Your kind only do harm This is ridiculous. Don't speak to us through your weird pets. Just come out here and let's have a chat face to face We are no pets And what the hell are you then? We are Lupra cons Oh, oh, that's what Larimer meant We know that name. It belongs to murderers I thought you bargained with them for your um luck juice Larimmers were one of your kind your kind enter our home Slaughter us steal our nectar I did not know that I am so sorry Your kind is not sorry. Your kind only knows greed Well, um, I don't want to downplay the atrocities of the past, but we're not like them. We're here to just here to find someone Your kind has not changed. We have seen this your kind knows not the limits of fortune Have you haven't you all been locked up in here? Your kind is ignorant They've been running around and pumping people full of nectar for probably decades And your kind shall continue to suffer its reparations What kind of reparations is good luck? Your kind does not understand luck runs out. Your greed is your punishment Again, we we do not mean you any harm those people that hurt you are gone now. No one hunts you anymore Yet you are here We're just looking for someone Leave us. We will not be deceived again. We are prepared for violence We're not leaving until we find Casey Rivera The beetle swarm flies directly at the field team They attempt to batter the beetle's way but some find purchase on the field team They bite into the team's special protective suits using large sharp mandibles the the plates on the suits crack Ladybugs hiss steam emitting from their mandibles with and fall off the suits What the doesn't matter just go The field team sprints through the onslaught of beels towards the far side of the cavern They encounter an incline that leads to a pond of milky white liquid Um, the team slides down the incline continues to run into the flood cave on the far east of the pond On the far side of the pond the beetles continue to bite their body suits and then immediately fall off The field team continues deep into the tunnels passed by the light from the cavern reaches Once the cavern light is no longer visible the beetle swarm stops chasing the field team and retreats to the cavern The team stops running to regain their breath I thought you said you didn't bring bug spray I I didn't I just well, I thought if we were dealing with entities of luck They wouldn't take well to breaking mirrors but note Well-approved vests and temperature offset suits are sufficient across the broad range of anomalous environments However, designing custom defense equipment catered to your anomaly will increase the likelihood that your exploration team is safe Small thinking kid All right flashlights on remain on high alert if anything moves we move Team flicks on their flashlight and continues down the tunnel She's supposed to just be down here, right? I hope so No need to worry yet. We got plenty of time still Founder That was fast Field team rushes ahead to a rare whose flashlight shines upon the limp body of kisi revera She is slumped against the side of the cavern like her era kneels down to admit to take her pulse How is she? Still alive Holy shit Thank goodness Her error pointing to vera's mouth any idea what this is Revera has dried milky white liquid on her lips Maybe she drank the stuff. She had to stay hydrated to survive somehow And it last has enough nutrition to last her this long Looks like it or at least enough to let her hold out Huh, that's wait never mind Now we just need to carry her out Through the swarm of angry luck beetles. We didn't bring a mirror suit for her Sorry, I should have not the time kid Can we go out the other side through the primary rainbow terminus? I'm not so sure about that. I mean, we don't know how long she's traveled to get here Tunnels could take like days to trip those And we don't have that kind of time shit Actually, I do have an idea, but it's it's a bit of a coin flip Luckily for us. We win those go for it Okay, yes, give me a minute. I'll uh, I'll be back Teller runs down the tunnel when he emerges into the cavern teller is met by a large crowd of beetles surrounding the cave entrance Wait, wait, please can we try to talk just over one more time? We asked you to leave you did not comply We just wanted to retrieve our friend and now we have her but if you keep trying to attack us, you'll just keep killing yourselves, right? It is more dignified than being stripped from our home Leaving our land to be tainted retreating from brutes I am very sorry that happened, but things are different now They are now we ensure you are plump with luck before you can steal it for yourselves Yet you still defile our space I know that and I can't make up for that, but can I offer a trade? That word is ruined Reparations then in exchange for a prisoner The beetles clicking increases uh ceases resemblance to human speech for 30 seconds. Teller takes a step back into the cave We will hear your proposition Thank you All I want is free passage the four of us will leave in the vera nothing more then in return we will guarantee that no one enters this place ever again Even if we trusted your kind there are no such guarantees Well, yes, yes, you're right, but I am still talking about a thousandth of a percent chance that we would fail That is still preposterous the naturally occurring random events of the universe hold no such consistency We have a track record to match. I mean my examples is uh It's different, but you see there's about seven billion people in the world, right? And our job is to keep things like you secret, right? Right now between our estimates, there's about 10 000 people in the world that no anomalies exist About 75 percent of those people work to ensure their secrecy and these are about 2,500 people out of seven billion who have surpassed us And how do you guarantee that success rate moving forward? Well, the people I work for just They're good at what they do They're really good at it. It's so good that the odds are stacked in their favor that they just make it work It's not just the numbers game So that is your offer free passage for an absurd gamble If you want to think of it as a gamble, then I'd stake all the luck I have left on it The Beatles returned to their indecisible indecipherable clicking. This one begins this surge in world The cloud of bill is a bill's expands and an occasional ladybug flies only inches away from teller the volume of clicking only grows Taylor does not move away We have decided The surging of the swarm's halts as well as the other all other clicking We accept your terms Taylor suddenly takes large gasping breaths. He had not been breathing. Thank you so much Teller, teller returns and runs back to the group. We should pick up for vebra and go What did you do? I just talked to them I'm real curious what you said, but that can wait till until our footage review Someone help me with her legs The field team walks back towards the cavern with Herrera and Gallagher carrying the vera When the team arrives in the mouth of the cave, they see that the ladybugs are all perched on the walls of the cavern Creating a sparkling green and white polka dot pattern. They're entirely silent until teller is about to leave the cavern Human Teller stops and turns around Yes What are you doing? We have to go Do not fail your promise to us I won't Good luck Come on. Come on Macky pulls teller to the terminus the Beatles are no longer present outside the terminus despite the terminus remaining and the rain continuing The team carries the unconscious of the vera to the suv where they put her in the back and then climb inside the vehicle themselves Can we talk now? Yeah, yeah, that should be good In that case good shit, William. Good shit I didn't know you could intimidate a swarm of bugs Uh, well, I I kind of just reasoned with them They seem to value their lives and uh, well, I just pointed out that throwing themselves at us wasn't working for them So from there, I just promised them containment And they believed you Uh, I wasn't lying to them. No, I I know it's just they seem real on edge You know, William is quite the smooth talko when he wants to be I mean, I don't know about that. All right. All right. Well, shower you in compliments later Let me just call this into command first. Then we're getting the hell out of here Casey Rivera was transported to the site 23 medical warden stabilized She was malnourished and likely would have not survived longer than 48 hours past the point of rescue However, even after medical recovery the vera was prohibited from any field missions for the next six months on the recommendation of dr Teller Weekly mentor check in number seven Well, if it isn't the man of the hour that hour now stretching out over six weeks or so How does it feel to be the hero of site 23 for a few days? I don't uh, I mean, it's nice. Yes. Yeah, it's nice You don't sound very enthusiastic about it I know it's just I'm still concerned About the luck thing Yeah, I mean you heard what they said in there luck runs out I'm grateful everything worked out in case he's back and safe, but my luck is running out Is that it always does uh-huh Yeah, it's complicated It's scary For now, don't worry about it too much. We've been monitoring for weeks. We got the short list of replacements ready There's not much more raw research to be done. Take the time to celebrate Thanks And then after that do you think come up for some final comp rocks for the rainbows? I normally would have pushed for them earlier, but we had the whole you know rescue mission to deal with Right, right. I think I have an idea. I'll get it written up soon Next page Part eight final entry final scp entry submission After all the requisite research has been completed final containment procedures can be designed since containment is the most Important aspect of any sp project. There is no need to to heavily constrain your resource as long as it successfully contains the anomaly revised scp entry item number scp 7000 object class keter Brutal containment procedures possible scp 7000 instances are being monitored using the teller i slash o unit Should the probability of convergence register above 80 percent the nearest foundation status of dispatch a drone to intercept the origin Raincloud and lace the water vapor with compound y 0 5 9 This will modify the index of refraction of the rainbox So as to create a broader band of wavelength dispersion heavily reducing the probability of instantiating a secondary rainbow Should a secondary rainbow still instantiate the convergence remains stable Foundation personnel are to have necessities that are affected by scp 7000 and to monitor their actions All remaining scp 7000-2 samples are to be stored in glass vials consumption of scp 7000-2 samples is forbidden to the lack of research on their long-term effects Description scp 7000 is the phenomenon of physical reachable rainbow termini manifestation The method of manifestation is described in dr. Teller's reaching the end of a rainbow a theory on optical convergence scp 7000 instances act as portals to extracitial caverns scp 7000 instances that originate from secondary rainbows will be inhabited by scp 7000-1 instances scp 7000-1 instances are insects that resemble the conicellae conicellae de genus uh Cachinolidae de genus at footnote when using subdesignations It's good to have as little space between the first use of the subdesignation in the description and the definition of the subdesignation However, they measure approximately 0.75 meters in length and 0.5 meters in width and have green wings with white dots These insects are sentient sapient and through harmonized clicks can approximate human speech using similar methods to pianos that utilize midi to recreate speech The scp 7000-1 instances claim to be the mythical creature known as the leprechaun However, share no physical resemblance. They store a nectar scp 7000-2 that upon consumption increases our consumers luck See experiment log for examples During the manifestation of a of scp 7000 instances of instance Humans and your determinants from a secondary rainbow will fall unconscious through an unknown mechanism While these humans remain unconscious scp 7000-1 instances will attempt to force feed them large volumes of scp 7000-2 to increase their Lux by extreme amounts affected persons will experience intense luck for a short period For quickly returning to normal probabilistic existence This sudden change in fortunes often takes takes affected persons by surprise Leading them into deep misfortune as they often do not have the proper skills knowledge or disposition to maintain their position that they Achieved under the effects of scp 7000 The mechanism by which civilians either forget or fail to perceive scp 7000 instances from primary rainbows is unknown But note Ridley stating the lingering questions from an scp project is crucial in for in case further research is performed on this anomaly by a new project lead After the first after the final scp The document has been submitted and approved you will find your final debriefing You'll have your final debriefing with the eating your mentor A senior site researcher or site research sub director to formally close out your role as project lead You will likely be contacted in case any new developments arise Otherwise your focus will shift to new scp projects your debriefing after your first scp project is also the last meeting You will have with your mentor as their mentee as their mentee from there on out You will be considered a fully functioning and autonomous anonymous researcher debriefing Afternoon william Hello, sorry, it's taken so long to arrange this meeting. I get it. You've been busy with those other projects How've those been going? Well, um really well, but I did want to talk to you about that I would like to formally step down from my position as scp lead researcher Is this still about scp 7000? I think that it is unwise for me to continue in this position I made it through my last project because of scp 7000-2 And but I do not believe that I have the skills to lead anomaly research It would be best if someone properly qualified to cover my luck before my luck catches up with me Have you submitted the paperwork to HR? Not yet, I wanted to tell you first I see Well, let's table that discussion for now. I do actually have some questions about scp 7000 for our debriefing Oh, right of course, sorry All right first question Did you keep in touch with norm et al outside of fit the field missions? You two were both covered and gooped together No, not really anyways Ah, then I'll fill you in a bit Two weeks after our mission his car broke down on the way to work and he had to call AAA Then the next week his girlfriend caught COVID and they couldn't see each other for 10 days And then a few days ago. We stubbed his toe real fucking bad on the stairs Okay, I'm not sure why you're telling me that Next question. Did you ever finish those tests on other applications of scp 7000-2 like through skin contact? No, I I didn't Last question when you were rolling around in goop. Did any of it get in your mouth? You don't think so, but wait, you're smart enough to connect the dots That's such a small sample size barely evident any evidence at all And and and it doesn't explain why everything fits together so nicely or why my new projects have felt so easy Mackie walks around the other side of the desk and claps tell her on the back Face it kid. You're not lucky You're just talented Whoo I saw an nine on the directory Um, it's just okay. I just think it's a blank one I was I was thinking that there'd be some secret thing on it, but it's just blank Okay, all right. So number one chat. Thank you for enjoying my Beatles voice. I had a lot of fun playing that part I enjoyed the Beatles voice for sure B This is definitely in my favorites. I As a teacher adore the way that captain Kirby Brought us through the entire process of an scp article from in universe beginning to end Yeah, the um The I love things that go into like the more granular like, you know, everyone does things this way But here's why they do things this way And make it entertaining too. That's that's really cool Oh, yeah, the story the framing device both of them Immaculate I've got not a single negative thing to say. I was gripped the entire time I love it. I love it. I love it captain Kirby. Yeah, frickin nailed it on this one. I'm pleased um, there was times where I didn't know if the the The typos were intentional or uh, just because you know as the as teller says early on these like he just went He blew through it and there were some typos and they were like, oh typos don't really matter There was a few times where I think there's like a word that was you know missing or something like that here and there Um, but I you know, I can easily forgive something like that easily Yeah, that was that was fun. That was quite the rom Wonderful very pleased with that and yes in our next run We will be coming back to misfortune and it's 16 offsets Yes, absolutely. Um, so chat remind us to come back to misfortune in case I forget Uh, remember final notes that of course why are we here? Dr. Samarians hit by a tree fund Absolutely. Yes. We've uh, we've we've held the we've gotten the tree. We've recovered it We've gotten every tree connected to it in terms of like it's uh pine cones We've we've gotten all the saplings and we're holding them hostage until you provide us the funds to execute them properly They are in a dark site. They don't know where they are. They are separated from their saplings Yes, um, we will we will make sure that no trees ever befall. Um, Samarian again And on your way out the door in the description you can go click on scp foundation files on twitter supported by billeth part of the team Absolutely. Head of the sound team here Um, and uh, we are just finishing up, uh, some new episodes and we're we have them out Uh sometime within the next week and you can see the schedule on the on their page everything like that's over there You take a look and uh, we're uh looking forward to that for sure And you can become a patron of site 42 so I can Quit my day job do these streams more often get more content made Help consult with all these different film and vr projects. We're working on in games And fly to la and film theater shows for us. Jesus busy busy So with that Thank you so much. We will be seeing you guys Uh billeth do we put you on for tomorrow over on twitch? Absolutely. Yeah, um, I gotta think of what uh what time but i'll i'll announce something on twitter for sure Whenever you're ready for it, uh, make sure you're following me on twitter chatters That way you can find the update of when billeth is going live tomorrow because as soon as he tells me I'm gonna tell you because unfortunately. I cannot stream on tuesdays Yeah, also, you can go right to the source and follow me at twitter.com slash billeth og That is an even better idea Even better idea. Go follow billeth on twitch Right here beautiful at billeth Wonderful, that's not the right window. The right window is over here. There we go. Go over there phasmophobia Ghost gang ghost bashers Legally distinct from the ghost busters. I have to say that we have to say that every time But yes fantastic um another another episode another issue of this Another part of this uh this wonderful live stream on the books. That's great. I'm i'm Pleased with the the articles today fantastic Big fan big fan And i'll let you know if I hear anything about uh, you know, um The stuff from initiative. I don't know if that's something we want to retroactively Read if if it comes down to that if they hit us back with something then definitely we can go back and update ourselves a little bit Yeah Yeah, I messaged some of the members that didn't I didn't hear too too much about that but uh, I will definitely Let y'all know for sure and so Thank you and good night from another anomalous broadcast from site 42 The lyrics wrong the lyrics are all wrong. No, I brought up the lyrics and I