 When I started recording this video, I came in with the intent to record a Neospatian video as we attempt to rank up into Platinum. What I didn't know, though, was that Master Duel has been infested by a new problem that is actively ruining the game as we speak. That problem is the bots. The bots are nothing new to Master Duel, but these bots are more aggravating in just about every possible way. This video contains over an hour of footage of me trying to play the game normally in ranked, and, uh, well, I guess you'll just have to see how it goes. Well, well, well, looks like our first duel is going to be up against a Wabbit, huh? And I'm, you know what? I'm in the mo- It is Wabbit season, after all. I don't know why I went first, but I did. Now, it has been a while since I played some Yu-Gi-Oh! ranks, so I am re- Nah, cuz, like, what is this hand? You know what? I'm just going to have to have faith in my cards. Yep, I'm just gonna have to have faith in my cards. I'm going to set one and pass. Damn, that was an awful turn, bro. That was a downright awful turn, but it's okay. We can turn it around. Maybe we draw a Nioh's Fusion. And then, uh, we should be fine after that. Nioh's Fusion will allow us to fuse from our deck. And Favorite Hero will allow us to get a, uh, you know, Field Spell out. Ooh! Yeah, I could see this going very, very good for us. That's all I'm gonna say. Look, all I'm gonna say is I could see this going very good for us next turn. Lay down. Uh, bro, are you there? It's been, like, four minutes, bro. Please! Why is the timer not going down? Am I crazy? This is why they need to add a chat box, bro. I need to talk to this guy. Make sure he's all right. I gotta do a personal check-in. My dearest fellow duelist, I write to you today to ensure that you are in good health and that your cards have found you well. Also, I wanted to let you know that I did have an ash blossom. So, should you have thought that you would get to have fun, I wanted to let you know you would not. Your favorite duelist. Y'all know. I'm literally gonna fucking sit here all day. Oh! No, no! Pause the copyright of music! That's a W, baby! That's a W! Connection failed! It only took 40 minutes, but I literally have no life! Don't ever try to stall me out! I will just sit here! Win and you gain a rank! Oh! Looks like I got something to play for! Yo! This guy thinks he's gonna win and gain a rank! Nah! Not on these streets! Oh! He doesn't know whether he wants to go first or go second. He's gonna let God decide. That's between me and God, he said. Oh! Dear Yu-Gi-Oh God, please let me draw a Kaiju. Opening hand, Kaiju! Draw! Damn! This hand's some garbage! This hand is bad. This hand is not great. I'll make it work. I'll make it work. Oh! This is bad, though. This is bad. This is very, very bad. Dark Magic Curtain! Oh my God! Dark Magician! Is that your turn? Do I win? And your turn! And your turn! And your turn! Literally just on your turn! Go next! Go next! Aloran! I'm asking you to... Two face-downs! He's good! He knows every aspect of setting down two cards! But I'm afraid this duel's already over. I draw! Oh my God! I drew into both of my targets! I'll activate the spell card! Miracle card... Wait, no. Wait, yes! I'll activate the spell card! Miracle contact! Allowing me to bring out Brave Neos by returning two cards in my hand to my deck. Feeling happy? I wouldn't. I'll activate the equip card, Favorite Hero. Then I'll activate Neos Fusion! Neos Fusion allows me to fuse into any Neo card in my deck. I'll choose the great and powerful Rainbow Neos. Then I'll set one Speller Trap down, but wait! It was all a trick! I won't be using that card at all. Instead, I'll be sending it to the graveyard to shuffle yours back into your deck. Once I enter battle phase, Favorite Hero will activate, allowing me to get a field card from my deck to my field. I'll choose the field card, Summon Breaker. It also allows me to get my attack point boost. AKA, go next, bro. This duel is over. No! Oh, still just enough! 100! That'll also trigger the effect of Brave Neos! And I will not use Favorite Hero. What are the odds this guy runs Caribo? No. I don't believe he does run Caribo. And even if he does, I don't think the duel's lasting at all. Rainbow Neos! Oh, that's a clean duel. This man just played two phase down and ran into a Rainbow Neos. Oh, no! We're both going to win and gain a rank. And this guy just fell asleep when he was typing up his name. Either that or it stands for something completely elaborate. Or he's a bot. Am I going up against bots? I'm first. Sengen away! Oh, this is quite the little hand. I think first I'll activate the Spell card, Reinforcement of the Army. And now I'm going to get Ash Blossom. What? I didn't get Ash Blossom? Neo Space Connector, baby. Hey, this ain't the TCG, bro. Hey, you think Anaconda's banned? Not here. Nah, we're still able to run my deck, bro. Watch this. I'll bring out the Monster Hummingbird. I always bring out Hummingbird because his effect lets me get 500 life points for each card in the hand. Give me that shit. Yum! 2500. You know what that pays for? My Anaconda cost. We'll just do... I'll bring out Verte Anaconda. That I'm down. Boop! Then I'll trigger his effect. You! Hey, 2000 life points. Bring out a Neo's Fusion. Ooh! Don't max seed. Don't max seed. Don't throw the game. Then I'll bring this guy out. I'll throw one of him. And then I'll throw a turtle to the grave for protection. Yep, yep. Looking good. And now a lot of people would debate this play, right? I am going to use Favorite Hero just so we can't target me. But we're gonna see, right? Because I can't go into my battle phase, so I won't get my... I won't get Necro Valley or Summonbreaker. So it's rough. But we do have max seed and we do have Ash Blossom. So we've got some good hand traps. This is a pretty decent deck to play against, you know? The Neo's, you know, they can hang out. Neo's can hang. It's gonna come down to what he drew. Or if he plays the game. I don't think he's playing the game. What is this video? Did Neo's break Master Duel? He finally drew his card. What will he do? He's looking at all of the cards in his hand, trying to make his play. What play will he make? Okay. Why, dude? Draw! Alright, so my opponent has decided to not play the game and you know what? That's fine. I'm just gonna end the duel now, dude, because like you're not even being... You're not being very fun, man. If you think I wouldn't be able to OTK him, bro. Okay, we're gonna go slow. We always go smallest to biggest here. Alright, no, no, he just... He just got... He just got mowed over, dude. I'm not sure what... So that was a bot, right? There's no way... I don't understand what's happening. We're just dueling. We just rutted it to... Bro, is this my rank up day? Is this the beginning of my popular phase? Next up, Gold Tier 1 and then next up Platinum. All I have to do is win. Oh, look at this little Moki Moki and he thinks he's gonna win and rank up. Nah, you ain't winning, Moki Moki. I can't let that happen. Not on my time. I keep going first for no real reason. I don't have a reason to go first. I got a Kaiju. I got... Oh, this is sick. I drew covert contact. It allows me to discard one Nios. Please don't ashblossom me. Oh, thank God. I can send one Nios Basian from my deck and from my hand to the grave and then draw two. It's like Pot of Greed. I drew Summon Breaker. Am I... Am I that guy? Yeah, I play Summon Breaker. Dude, I just play Summon Breaker. What could I really say? Bro, I just play Summon Breaker like that. Is that smart? No. Because I have like one play that summons three monsters. Please tell me he's here. This can't be another bot, right? Yo, Moki Moki, why are you so mad, bro? Bro, Moki Moki be downright furious. He's playing the game. I haven't seen somebody play the game in forever. Allure of Darkness. No. See the thing is, that was his first start. But just in case. No, I don't want it. No, I don't want you drawing two cards and then having to banish one. I don't think that's very fair. I don't like the deal. Destiny Hero. Wow, he's going to destroy my thing. Bro, did you honestly think I would let you do that? No, I don't know why he wants to destroy it so bad. But no, I don't like, I don't like that. Yeah, I don't play like that, bro. No, quite frankly, I don't like that he tried that on me. So no. This is so dumb because there's literally. I mean, if I draw a Keeper of Dragon Magic, I guess that gets us out of this situation. Anything else? Like if I draw a Neo Space Connector. Oh, brother, I lose the duel. Oh, brother, I just flat out lose the duel. That's crazy. I need to draw a Neo's Fusion. I guess if I draw a Miracle Contact, that also works though. Miracle Contact, Neo's Fusion. Those are the cards that win us the game. He's going to destroy Summoner Breaker now anyway. So that's fine. This is a very funny card to run into. Why is Destiny Hero Celestial here ruining my day? The Jester of Despia. I really wish that I had kept Ash Blossom. I don't even know what he's playing honestly. What is this? Despia, Theater of the Branded. During your main phase, you can fusion summon one level 8 or higher fusion monster from your Extradac, using monsters from hand or field. One level 8 or higher fusion monster in your graveyard, Special Summoner. Oh, Destiny Hero Destroyer Phoenix. This is actually my first time running into Destiny Hero Destroyer Phoenix. I don't think it really matters because I have the Kaiju in my hand though, right? Yeah, I don't think Destiny Hero Destroyer Phoenix scares us all too much. Oh, Keeper of Dragon Magic, thank you. Oh, but I would have to discard him now. That's quite annoying. This is a bad situation for me. All right, so I think honestly what we do is we give him this last turn, right? That makes the most sense to me. I think that's all we can do honestly. All right, we give him one more turn. We see what happens because he'll fall for the bait and he'll want to destroy this. I think maybe it's not even really a bait. He knows it's nothing good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So yeah, we really want him to destroy his Phoenix here because all I need is one more card to draw. Oh, I think we lose. Please fall for the bait, bro. Please. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We maybe not lose. Despian, quit this. Okay, we don't lose. We lose. We might lose. We're not out of the game just yet, fellas. He's getting rid of my face down. That's fine. Understandable even. I get that. I got none. I get it. I get it. You play your game, play your game, man. I can't hate. I can't hate. The thing is, though, we would have to little little juicy player, little juicy play does not really matter. I think we give him the kaiju. Wait, what does this card do? Yeah, we can't. I mean, oh wait, no, we're fine because he can't hit level eight or higher fusion monsters. All right, then this should be this should be a okay. But who do I want to give him? I don't want him to draw a card. So I guess I'll give him this. All right, I'm getting rid of your destiny hero. He's had his fun. Enjoy this kaiju. All right, let's see if we can play our way out of this paper bag. He might also just ash blossom us and win. Keeper of dragon magic. Help me out. Oh, no. Oh, yes. We'll get the spell card neos fusion. Then we'll activate neos fusion. And normally I would not recommend, right? I would not recommend what I'm about to do here, but I don't want to leave a monster out for him to absolutely demolish. So I will do this. I'm going to summon rainbow Nils in attack mode and I'm a level 10 fusion monster. So he can't take my attack. Does not matter. I'll be sending them all back into the deck. Goodbye, keeper of dragon magic. Hello. Hello. It doesn't matter, bro. We're both fusion monsters. Real recognize real bro. Get off my field. Get off of my field. He really tried that. And the fact that he tried that makes me think he might not have anything in his. What are you doing in the graveyard? It's a little late. It's a little late for that man. Oh, no. But now he gets the special summon. Oh, no. Shit. I didn't even think of that. Damn it. I didn't even think about that. The card is so good. I guess I just lose. I didn't even think about it. I literally did not even consider that as an option. Wait, it's fine because I have the effect of Neo's fusion. He'll have to try again another turn. Do I have any more Neo's fusions in here? He's coming back now. Destroyer Phoenix enforcer is back yet again. We don't. We don't have anything. Man, if I had favorite hero right now. Wow. This is a cool fusion deck, bro. This is a door. I can't get over it. I had to get rid of this spell. Ah, no way. He fused with my monster. Who is this? The ass dragon. Damn. All right. Well, Gigi, shake my hand. Oh, is this another guy that's going to make me wait? I'm I'm literally it's I literally do not trust this guy to not bore me to death, bro. All right. Now, hopefully he actually plays the game. Are we looking at a real duelist? God damn it. I'm starting to get scared of this little bunny icon. Man, is everybody using rescue rabbit? Just not playing the game. See, now it's messed up because if somebody plays the game, I'm going to be scared. Okay, now I'm scared. He doesn't have much of an extra deck that doesn't scream great news to me. And honestly, I think I'm just going to go for the life points. It doesn't matter, bro. He's probably not even playing. Damn. Look at how many life points I got for real. Oh my God. Yeah. Another bot. Well, I don't I don't understand. I don't understand the point of these bots. Like I got the dynamite bots. The dynamite bots would try to win and like do it in a lazy way. But what are what is the point of these bots? Just to ruin my good time? Oh, brother. Please. This can't be another bot. It can't be. I refuse it to me. I actually refuse. It won't be another bot. Surely. Surely master dual can't be this. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't even get in. I didn't even get in. That's another chance to get a real opponent. God, please master dual, please. What is this? Please. I just wanted to do a fun neo-spanian video. Finally. Finally, I am free from the bot again. Maybe I'll get a real duelist this time. I'm gold tier one and I'm going. This is, this is like aggravating to me. This is not how you rank up. This is not how duelist duel pick up your cards and duel me like a man. No. Oh wait. This is sick though. You know what? Because it's just a bot. I'm going to play my heart out. Watch this. I'm going to miracle contact into this brave news. And then I'm going to preta plant these two away and then I'm going to preta plant again. Watch this. Yep. And now watch this. I throw neos fusion away and now look at this. I would have been able to do like pool things, man. Oh wait. No, I wouldn't have. Yeah. Nevermind. That was a waste. Oh my God with these bots. It's why I just have to get out of this rank. I have to get to diamond if I want to play the game now. These bots can't exist in diamond. Surely. Surely they can. A real player. Oh my God. Oh, I'll buckle up. It's a player. This guy plays the game. Oh brother. It's a player. I'm going to go first. I'm panicking. Oh my God. I forgot what it's like to duel the rush of the dual. Yes. Yes. Everybody focus. Focus. Focus. Oh my God. I break. Why dude? Why? Okay. Can't be happening. Dude. This can't be real. This literally cannot be real, dude. I'm going to have to just max see and pray. Wait. You are a real player. Oh, thank God. What? Well now he knows I have a hand trap. Yeah. Draw. The flames scare him. If this ain't the most ass thing I've ever seen in my life. You know what? Fine. We're going to link something. Yeah. I link something on occasion. Why not? And why can't I? That's my thing is like, why can't I do? Yeah. How are you going to stop pre to plant birdie and a condom, bro? That's a trick question. You can't neos fusion allowing me to bring forth. Uh-oh. I completely forgot the turtles already in my graveyard. But that's that's interesting. Turtle is in my graveyard. That is not good. Okay. He's not going to. He's not going to play whatever he has face down just yet. I could. What is this? Guardian slime. I mean, I guess why it why not? Why did I not just run into it? Okay. He kind of be a he kind of be a guarding slime. I ain't going to lie. He's playing a wing dragon of raw. So I don't want to play three monsters. I don't want to have three monsters in case he has the this fear mode. All right. He plays Egyptian God slime. But does does he know ancient chant? Okay. He's he's going full wing dragon of raw here. I really wish I had max seed off the get. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, he's going to take my turtle. He's a G. Oh, I thought dude, I thought this guy was an actual genius right there. That would have been so sick if he took my turtle. I mean, maybe he could play around it. I don't know, but that would have been amazing. Like that would have been monster reborn to take turtle. That's a sick player right there. Let me get my one draw bro forbidden droplet. Damn, I wish that was faced down. What is he going to do summon two Egyptian God slimes? But it's such a thing even possible. Oh my God. He's good. He knows every aspect of summoning the Egyptian God slimes. Ancient chance. He's acquired the wing dragon of raw. He's tributing a monster I control with soul crossing. He's good. He knows every aspect of not being a boss. He tributed all the monsters I control to bring forth the wing dragon of raw. God damn. He left himself with 100 life points. How will I ever survive this? What he didn't know was that five turns ago, I sent a turtle to the graveyard. Your battle phase is over. You've left yourself in quite a pickle here. As long as I'm able to overcome one of your monsters, I'll be able to win this duel just fine. Shall I show you where you miscalculated? I draw. It doesn't matter what I draw though, because all I need to do is play neospace connector. By playing neospace connector, I can bring forth one neospacian from my deck. Oh, it doesn't matter what I bring, because that's not the point. I'll bring hummingbird just so I can get a bit more life points. The real point of summoning hummingbird is by acquiring three neospacian. Count them. Hummingbird, dark panther, and flame scarab. I can use the spell card miracle contact. Don't negate it. Don't negate it. This is the big part of my anime moment play where you can't do anything and I win the game. Don't banish one of my neospacians. What is he banishing? Neos? Banish neos. You've made a fundamental error, because it wasn't the neos in my grave I was targeting. It was the neos in my hand. Come forth, elemental hero, cosmic neos. When this neospacian hits the field, his effect triggers automatically, meaning that you can't play the game for the rest of the turn. And when all I need is 500 more life points to win the duel, all I have to do is attack your pathetic Egyptian god slime. That's game. That's how you do right there, baby. That's how you really play the game. That's how you play the game right there. That's how Yu-Gi-Oh is meant to be played, not with these stupid bots. Although I will say, give me a bot right now and I'll get to Platinum on this video. So you swear, fuck, that's a real player. Damn, that's a whole real player right there, man. I'm going first. I'll start my duel off with the Neo-Space connector play. Again, this just allows me to get a little Neo-Spaceian from my deck to the field. So I'm just gonna, boop, a little hummingbird play here just to get some life points to pay for my upcoming Anaconda cost, because this, you know, don't come cheap. That's all I'm gonna say is this Anaconda don't pay for itself. This Predaplant, you know, he's got to take some life points when he uses a second effect and that's exactly what he's gonna do right now. But I'll throw Neo's Fusion in my graveyard and then I will simply fuse into Brave Nios by tossing one Nios here and one Turtle here. I'll play him face up and I think, I think I am going to play Favorite Hero right away. We are dueling against a real player now, so it's a little more touch and go, but I like my odds of surviving one turn. Let's just give it our best shot, end our phase and do what we got to do. We've seen this exact setup like eight times this video because this video has been three hours long thanks to the bots. Reinforcement of the army. I don't have Ash Blossom, you're good. What the, who, what is that? Eda the Heavenly Squire? I'm confused. The Monarch Stormfront? Oh, brother, no. Damn it. Whoa, I haven't seen this card since like 2005, dude. What the hell? Wait, I don't want him to, uh-oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, see, we can't let that happen. See, that is, that is something that can't happen right there. I think I might have messed up right there too. I think I should have, oh, it was, it's just a bad, it was just bad, dude. Firestorm Monarch, that's annoying. That's annoying. Damn, card advance. Are both Neos' in my graveyard? They are. Oh, yikes, dude. This is a not good situation. I, I really threw away a Neos. If I draw Miracle Contact, I'll be happy. Miracle Contact would put a smile on my face right now. I would be the happiest guy you've ever met, but I would need to draw Miracle Contact first. Adolfase? Turtle, you're up. Give us one more turn, Turtle. That's all we need. I really should have just let him take the discard. I don't know why I didn't, I, I'm just paying it. Dude, I've been dueling bots all day, bro. I've been, my eyes have glazed over in my skull. He ends his phase. All I need is Miracle Contact to win. Uh-oh, not a good situation here. I mean, I could get Neos Fusion, but what does it matter? Okay, you know what here? Get rid of Forbidden Droplet. Don't ashblossom me, man. Not in my weakest moment, please. Thank you. All right, what's this one do? I'm just gonna show him Brave Neos. Oh, thank God, man. Thank God I was able to summon. Uh, I need Miracle Contact so bad, like it's not even, it's not even funny. It's not even funny how bad I need Miracle Contact right now. Neos Fusion, get out there. Brave Neos. I'm going with Brave Neos just because I need to get this battle phase effect off. Please don't have a trap card. Please don't have a trap card. Please don't have a trap card. Thank God, man. Thank God I needed this. Thank God I needed this right now. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. I needed it. Oh, I needed that. Oh, what is this? Oh, brother. Two tributes. Do I lose here? I might straight up lose. But it doesn't, how many Neospacians do I, just one? I can't even do, no, I have two. I have two. Oh, I'm so close to being able to make cosmic Neos, but I won't be able to. I'm not going to have the time unless I draw a Neospacian. Oh, that would be spicy. That would be spicy, dude. He plays Eda. He gets the special summon and he special summons Edos, the Underworld Squire. What is he going to tribute? He could tribute a lot here. Yeah, nothing. Battle phase. He's just taking out Predaplan, huh? I don't, I don't mind that. Predaplan served his time. Please let me draw a little Neos. If I draw a Neospacian, I'm, I'm Jaden. I'm literally Jaden. Draw! Oh, nope, I'm a scrub. All right, so I can't, I literally can't do a cool play here, which is sad. I could set it up for next turn though. All right, I'm setting it up. I'm literally setting it up, dude. I'm different. So I'm going to bring back my Neos, right? I'm bringing back Neos to play him and then we're going to Neos Fusion again. But this time, oh wait, no, we have to. If we do this, we can't go into Rainbow Dragon. Otherwise that doesn't help us at all. I mean, we could win with Rainbow Dragon. But is Rainbow Dragon really that guy? Or should I just go with the double fusion play? Because that would be cool. All right, I'm not, I don't want to lose the game. All right, get him out of here. Get all these monsters back into your deck, bro. I don't want to see him no more. They don't have to go home, but they can't stay here, bro. Rainbow Neo said so. Bro, Lee, please. All right, thank you. Honestly, just very rude of him to not leave when I asked. All right, we're going in. Brave Neos. Oh, what is this? Oh, okay. Wait, is this game? Is that game? That's game! We're platinum duelists again, baby. We're back. We only had to falsify like hundreds of documents and wins to get here. But we're here in one video. Who would have seen it coming? Not me, because it's been an hour. But platinum tier five has been achieved. Nice. This is dumb, bro. They got to fix this bot problem. Bro, fix this game, Kudavi. It's really good, but why do these bots exist? But if you enjoyed the video and want to see more normal duels, make sure to hit the like button and subscribe. Thank you.