 He likes it right between the eyes my favorite spot to putt noodle. Hey all dogs. He's puffing up the brows. Sometimes I use that Can't feel that Can't feel you can't feel that at all My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How was your weekend you went to a wedding in Newport? Jim went to a wedding in Newport Road Island Congrats Connor and Leah had a good time out there Wow It's a fly ball to right. It was a good time Newport is like the yuppie capital of the world kind of actually the further you get off because it's like Nantucket Martha's vineyard had a good time saw a lot old friends dance got bit by the drunkest guy there named Piper I was here we get you who felt like they were more in love the bride of the groom. Oh I'm not gonna pick okay smart. Yeah when I used to film wedding you had your baby Why did not have my baby my wife is still pregnant with her baby still Inside of her bowling ball in the belly It kicked right now could be kicking right now for sure. Can we talk about the sports? Jim is it gonna be Is it gonna be the baseball? Let's talk about the baseball. Can we talk about the baseball the baseball was wild There was a chance for crazy ties in baseball in the AL ended up no ties We get the Yankees going to Boston for a one game Elimination wild card game if you're a casual observer. Yeah, that's a fun game if you're Yankees fan Or Boston fan It's hell that kind of sucks for us. Yeah Boston fans welcome Yankees have done the wild card dance a few times It is miserable. Let's play a hundred sixty-two games across the whole summer and then have it come down To one game where anything gonna where the worst team in the sports wins fifty-five games a year So and Fenway Park's what third and ballpark factor. Oh my god So like it's the biggest anything can happen or at the deadline Bobby doll back I'm already Oh my god, it's good for baseball Yankees and then in the National League way no versus the Dodgers is awesome Not the bills wrong Wayne over to the dot Baseballs hot in the streets the talking baseball talking yanks. I don't know sports watch it with us We're gonna have fun. Oh, we'll be live streaming every game. So join us. It'll be fun We're gonna stream a lot like live stream another segment Called almost a breakdown here, and there's something here. That's a little kind of like our friend. Yeah, the reptile story This dad was trying to capture a gator or is it a crocodile? Gator gator Six foot alligators got the garbage can Coming at him with the garbage can coming at him with the garbage can his captions like you know He went into protect mode gotta protect the kids and he's coming at him with the garbage can gators Know what's going on all the sudden three minutes He drops the top of the garbage can like the lid and it smacks the back of the gator in the head and the gators Confused like whoa, I didn't know this box had a weapon attached to it And then I was also very interested when he had to lift the box up because gators are heavy Yeah And that's a total pivot point because if you lift too early and the gators not in there Then the gators out and you lost your first line of defense So that's a real pivot point of the video at the end of the video. Let's act it out I was the top of the garbage Are these on at the end of the video Contact one of his one of his kids is just filming him Which means there was two people filming which means I don't know how much protecting he was doing because there was two people Just on the gators flank filming. Yeah, like if the gator diverted course He wasn't protecting them anymore. So that kind of threw me for a little gator gay Dude, this is I know the Florida stuff has become a joke But I think we talked about it another week It's just like stuff like this happens in Florida and it changes who you are as a person. Oh, yeah Yes, let's go to more sports Jim more sports before we do we've got a little manscape treat for this episode Zach Don't hit the power button Gave us one's the charged one that doesn't have batteries and one that's charged and it's kind of doing a social fucking experiment on us And it's kind of prison experience. We have an option to trade at the end Do you want to trade because you have the dead one? Want to trade so bad. I don't want to trade. This is fully charged find out at the end Escape lawnmower for Bruno mine is full. I'm not trading. Tell me about the more sports We're going through it today. We've got Zach on the timer. You've heard him scream and he probably sound like this minutes Skateboards containing Tony Hawk's blood cello almost instantly. This isn't part of the headline and that's obvious I don't like this. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't know why why do I think it's fake to get some To get some a TH his blood you're a skateboarder. That's like the king. I just don't think you're selling blood I don't I just don't think he's actually so you don't think he's giving his blood They're like we sterilize the blood. He's like don't clone me like I don't know I don't get it Tim speaking of all time great Pedro Martinez says the umpires don't know shit Pedro was trying to call a balk on the pitcher and the umpires Have net that pitcher had never balked in his career and then Pedro it goes well That's cuz the umpires don't know shit the umpires don't know shit about what they're doing I love it man. I think we're heading into a good direction I mean all you guys like the weekly dumb and stuff like that and then people are cursing on TV the mannings be like Devin Williams out for the playoffs for the brewers breaks his hand by punching a wall Socks we love the brewers. We love Devin. Yeah Tuesday brews day watch bull dorm one time show him the scenes Don't hit him with your pitching hand if you're gonna get into a bar fight with a drunk Don't punch him with your throwing hands me before you run into that wall Yeah, I mean it's crazy that that story is gonna happen in baseball every like three years just on repeat It'll just never stop. I think for like the last there will always be years young Dumb athletes overridden by adrenaline Jalen Hertz compared Compares Eagles lost to cowboys to pooping. He's dressed in such an outfit during this press conference That is not a guy who talks about pooping. He looks like he's gonna sing your fiance smooth jazz or like some smooth RMB And there's candles lit like you wear that outfit There's candles lit everywhere you go and then he and then we said I just I kind of like the quotes honestly He's like you take a poop you flush it and that's you have a bad game That's kind of what he's saying I get the mentality behind it You're right the outfit and the message aren't aligned and you take a poop. You have to like observe it Find out what happened like diarrhea. Okay. What did I eat? What made constipated? What I eat what made this and then like change it cuz you're doing your body wrong You're always searching your poop if I'm having a unusual bowel movement. I'm trying to figure out what caused it I take care of myself You don't just flush it and forget it. That's how you just lead an unhealthy life double tapered bananas Jim and finishing off with not sports missing man Sports story. This is not about sports guys missing man joins his search party looking for himself. This was in turkey turkey Yeah, guy got drunk Searches his own search party. We talked about a little bit on JGR last week and check out JGR I wasn't on it. He got drunk and lost and then when he woke up There was a group of people in the woods shouting his name and he just joined him He was like, wait, why are you shouting my name and they're like he's missing He was like, I'm him like there's different levels of drunk We also often reference like Budweiser drunk like that's angry fighting When you're in turkey and you get drunk and you wander into the woods that's a certain level of fun drunk Let's check it out. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week It's an employee that eats sheep Mickey Ross. Oh dude, Mickey Ross managed the Marlins. He's a man He's awesome. He's on the Chris Rose rotation and he got to manage Marlins game 162 Let's final test our manscape you want more 4.0. I do not want to trade. I want to trade I think I have the charge one three two one Yes It was so obvious so obvious. I'm such a dead battery. Yeah Feel mine dude. There's got life to it. This has it's got life to it feels like Harry fucking Potter It was like it was vibrant in my hand. So yeah, thank you. Thanks for watching guys We will be live streaming for the next like 23 games until my baby's born Jake will stay doing it even when my baby's born So just check out talking baseball talking yanks for live streaming games. Well, baby. Join us. I'm a cowboy Support for this program was brought to you by manscape you can get 20% off and free shipping by going to manscape comm slash dumb That's 20% off with free shipping by going to manscape comm slash dumb use Manscape to enter October with big stick energy your balls will thank you Do you want some cutaways just in case need them? What's in that hat? It's too loud