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How to Survive an Alien Abduction

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Published on May 23, 2011

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Intergalactic ambassadors of peace? More like sneaky space creeps. Live through your ordeal with these tips.

Step 1: Use mental powers
To resist a telepathic assault, focus your mental activity against mind control by centering your thoughts on the word "no."

Tip
Use aluminum foil or hubcaps for lasting protection against brain rays.

Step 2: Fight
To resist a physical assault, act submissive and intellectually inferior. When your captor gets close enough, surprise them with your cunning and agility.

Step 3: Resist interrogation
Refuse any demands to take them to your leader. The minute you do you've gone from useful informant to cosmic snack.

Step 4: Use biological warfare
Try to contaminate your captors by sneezing, coughing, breathing, and being grody in their general direction. Aliens are notoriously susceptible to earthborn diseases.

Step 5: Fight high-tech with low-tech
To fend off the dreaded probe and other so-called scientific experiments, just slip on a sturdy pair of reinforced undergarments. For continuous protection, wear these everyday under your regular clothing. Once the aliens realize they're not getting any "scientific data" from you, you'll be released alive, and with your earthling dignity intact. Or, they'll have you as a snack.

Did You Know?
Physicist Stephen Hawking believes aliens are almost certain to exist, and that human contact with them would be extremely dangerous.

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Dark Wolf United
Step 1; realize this will never happen. Step 2; like this comment. Step 3 : realize you are awesome. Step 4; Leave feeling awesome.
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dj100024 2.0.
Thanks for uploading this I'll need this when aliens try to approach me Like that's ever gonna happen
UFOENGINE
What am I doing with my time......
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мango leѕвιan
Step one: BELIEVE
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ACodFish
All you need to do is THROW THE CHEESE!!!
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MikuMikuOrenjiBlossom
buy an alien costume and blend in.
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pradeep bist
Are these how cast videos ment to be serious or a joke im not sure
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Abigail Auerbeck
Has anyone else noticed that this poor dude has 1.Gotten mauled by a bear 2.Abducted by aliens God knows what else has happened to this guy!!!!!!! Lol
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Epic Llama slap
What if the aliens are gems? They're fine
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Niks 58
This video really came handy.I was driving to work and suddenly out of nowhere two aliens appeared.Luckily i was able to Defend them with my aluminium foil undies that I used to wear everyday since the day i watched the video.Thankyou howcast this was reeally helpful :)
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