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THAT COFFEE RAP: ALL ABOUT THE COFFEE - JOSIAH PHOENIX

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Published on Apr 8, 2011

"Let's hear it for the coffee!!". You asked for me to re-upload it. Here it is!!

WARNING: Not recommended for those who DO NOT love coffee or explicit lyrics! Enjoy :D

THE LYRICS:

(Intro)
Human Wreckage 101
Josiah!
I'mma, I'mma x 3
I'mma break it down for you right now

(Verse 1)
Some people like 'em skinny.
Some people like 'em tall.
Some people don't want any.
Some people want 'em all!
Some people like 'em black
Some people like 'em white
Some like it in the morning
Some like it late at night

(Hook)
Coffee!
It's all about the coffee
Let's hear it for the coffee (coffee)
Motherf***er, it's all about the coffee

(Chorus x 2)
I love coffee, I'm proud to say
I drink that s*** everyday
You might say this song is whack
But caffeine is like legal crack

(Verse 2)
I got outta bed, the other day
Looked outta the window and the sky was grey
I still felt tired, like what the f***
So I drank a cup of coffee and woke the fuck up
The coffee race through my veins
Didn't stop 'til it was in my brain
Too much coffee turned me insane
Made me smash my face through a window pane

(Hook x 2)
Coffee!
It's all about the coffee
Let's hear it for the coffee (coffee)
Motherf***er, it's all about the coffee

Caramel Macchiato, bitch (x 3)
Don't forget the sugar or else I'm gon' switch

(Chorus x 2)
I love coffee, I'm proud to say
I drink that s*** everyday
You might say this song is whack
But caffeine is like legal crack

(Breakdown)
Stir it like motherf***ing coffee (x 3)
Stir it like motherf***ing, motherf***ing coffee

(Back to Verse 1)
Some people like 'em skinny.
Some people like 'em tall.
Some people don't want any.
Some people want 'em all!
Some people like 'em black
Some people like 'em white
Some like it in the morning
Some like it late at night

(Verse 3)
It's time to espresso yourself
Don't leave that coffee on the shelf
There's enough for you and me
Take off the top and set yourself free
No matter what you have on
Drink it up, sweet and strong
Get lost in the flavour
Coffee is a f***ing lifesaver

(Hook)
Coffee!
It's all about the coffee
Let's hear it for the coffee (coffee)
Motherf***er, it's all about the coffee

(Chorus x 2)
I love coffee, I'm proud to say
I drink that s*** everyday
You might say this song is whack
But caffeine is like legal crack

(Outro)
I'm an alien, I'm an alien
I only just landed
Alien, alien
I only just landed
Alien, alien
I only just landed
I have come to
Take over the planet!

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. LOVE YOU ALWAYS!!

Josiah Courtney Phoenix, the Human Wreckage aka The Dictator of YouTube x

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Comments • 23

Alexis Puckett
lol..good one
Alexis Puckett
how old r u??
ThisreallyIsBullshit
can you make more rap songs i love this song, definately put this on my ipod 
2010METALFAN
i fucking love coffee
B-Zilla
But Coffee is like... Negro Crack? Wait LEGAL crack? Nah Negro Crack makes more sense...
Cameron Melville
Ive never seen a black man black up. HaHa. Love the song man.
Intersteller_g
i love the intro and with the british accent makes it so much bettwer and the cuss words top it LETS HEAR IT FOR THE COFFE!!
caitlintheawesome
@HumanWreckage101 Haha wow, friday friday getting down on friday...WITH COFFEE! =]
TheRealTonyStark
@HumanWreckage101 haha nice i've been thinking the exact same thing about you where have you been all these weeks
TheRealTonyStark
Wow Amazing singing josiah your Amazing
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