 What's your favorite body part to be bitten? Depends on who's doing the biting. Whoever you'd like. Alright, because it'd be very different if it was my wife or my granddaughter. Let's go with your wife. Make it less weird. Ear. The ear. You? That's personal. Josh! Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Directed Instagram. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Let's look up a ton of more juicy content. Thanks to Patreon for clicking on subscribers if you haven't hit the like button. Hit it right in the anus. Patreon's got juicy stuff too. Talk about it on Instagram and Twitter, but the juiciest stuff is without question on Patreon. Juiciest stuff is in your butthole. Especially for, I mean really for both, because there's a lot of OSR stuff that never goes anywhere. And there's a ton of stuff I don't do on social media anymore, but I do on my Patreon. So that's what the juice is. That's where it's dripping out of holes! This is a informational video. This is how the universe was created according to Hinduism. How the universe was created according to Hinduism! Do you obviously, are you familiar with how the Hindus believe the universe was created? Because I think we've seen stuff with like the multiverse. We have. Obviously now with Brahmas there's a lot of like astra stuff. Yeah. I don't know if that has anything to do with it. And if I'm not mistaken, there was part of that. The story of that was revealed in, a little bit of that was in the life of Pi. Visually. How the universe was created? Yeah, and then there was another one. We just saw one where they showed it coming out of the mouth. What was that? What? Maybe it was in sacred games. Something was coming out of somebody's mouth. Yes, yes. So the universe was formed out of a God's mouth. Or it's you go into the God's mouth. I guess we'll find out. Different though in like the Judeo-Christian speaking it into existence. Yeah. Yeah. So it literally came out of something. That's just something you remember? Yeah, like I don't remember that. Or that the universe was in is it in? I guess we'll find out. The universe is in a God's mouth is what one of the stories was. Anyway, let us know if he's right. Not me. I'm a top buck John. I ran fair. Yes. Know that. Thanks Dr. Strange. The creation of the universe. His bed is giant serpent with thousands of cobra like hoods. The universe was created in a triad of rules. Creator, maintainer and destroyer. Lord Vishnu is the maintainer. Lord Brahma is the creator. Shiva is the destroyer. The universe was created through the actions of Lord Vishnu. Who slept and let a lotus bloom from his navel. Is it a navel? No, I've never heard that. Well, Brahma is found at the flower's center and represents the creator. The time it takes for one universe to be created and the next one to end is also the duration of one breath of Lord Vishnu. Is that it? He exhales thousands of universe come in three out of his mouth. And a new Brahma is born in each one. I thought you were crazy. But when Lord Vishnu inhales, all universes get sucked in and Brahma dies. Lord Brahma represents the universe that we live in. He creates all life forms and is responsible for the physical world that we live in. Lord Vishnu is the personification of the eternal multi-verse. He is responsible for the continuation of life in all universes. Brahma is the representation of our temporary physical universe. While Vishnu is the representation of the eternal multi-verse that exists forever without any beginning or end. The current universe represented by Brahma is not permanent. In fact, it's quite temporary. Brahma only lives for 100 years and then he dies and a new universe will be born. Now let's talk about time measurements. Brahma lives for 100 years and each year of Brahma Earth years I assume. 60 days. Okay. We are currently on the first day of the 51st year of his reign. There are day and night. During the day Brahma creates life and during the night all life he created is absorbed back into him. Therefore, we will only be there for this day of Brahma. Which is the first day of his 51st year. But don't be sad. Let me promise you that this is quite a long day. Yug, large units of time. Think of Yug as a unit of time that has led thousands to millions of years. I remember Yug from Sacred Games. Yug? Yeah. Has details about these... Pankaj's character talks about that a lot. Of our Yug is made up of four sub-Yugs. That are distributed in the ratio of 4 is to 3, 3 is to 2, 2 is to 1. In a Maha Yug the Kali Yug is the shortest Yug and lasts for 432,000 solar years. Oh well. Followed by the Dwapa Yug which is twice as long as 864,000 years. Then there's Trita Yug at 12,96,000 years. And finally the Sat Yug which is 17,28,000 years. So in all a Maha Yug on Earth lasts for 4.32 million years. So almost done. Manvantar. The next major unit of time after a Maha Yug in ancient Indian text is called Manvantar. At the beginning of a Manvantar new life forms are created and at the end of it those life forms are destroyed. This is how the cycle of life goes on in the ancient Indian texts. One Manvantar is said to last for 71 Maha Yug or 71 multiplied by 4.32 million years. There's a lot of numbers. This works out to be around 306.72 million years in total. According to these ancient texts all life on Earth will eventually be destroyed after 306.72 million years of evolution. Interestingly around 252 million years ago the Earth experienced its largest mass extension event. Most species on Earth were killed. Including nearly 90% to 96 of all insects. This was also the most mass extension period of insects on Earth. After each mass extension of life forms there is a period of recovery called Sandhikaal. This period lasts for 1 Sat Yug or 1.7 to 8 million years. According to the latest estimates from modern science it is believed that it took around 10 million years for life on Earth to recover after the Perimen Triassic Extension Event. As you can see it took our planet 10 million years to get back to its feet after suffering the greatest mass extension in history. Kalp. Day of the Brahma or universe. The universe has a day too. Just like our day on Earth is called Kalp. The time period for one Kalp is said to be equivalent to 14 Manvantars and the Sandhikaal. So there are 14 Manvantars and 15 Sandhikaals in a Kalp. During the Sandhikaal before the first Manvantar no life has evolved yet. So one Kalp equal to 14 multiplied by 306.72 million years plus 15 multiplied by 1.7 to 8 million years which means that one Kalp equal to 4.3 million years. I didn't know there would be so much math. On the universal scale one day is said to be 4.32 billion years long. This day is divided into a period of creation where life forms are created and a night period during which no creation takes place. Each of these periods is also 4.32 billion years long. In other words one day of Lord Brahma on the universal scale is 8.64 billion years long. It's a long day. It's interesting to note that according to modern scientific discoveries the oldest life form on the earth is 4.28 billion years old. A unit at universal scale is further extended with days and years similar on earth so that a month at the universal scale is 30 Kalp that is 30 universal days. And a year at the universal scale is 12 such universal long gone lost. This enables life forms to rise and fall in accordance with the karma they have earned. On the universal scale 100 years are defined as the lifespan of a universe. This is called a Mahakalp. A universe is said to end at the end of its hundred years. I'm glad Brahma Astra didn't have all these numbers or I would run away. Me too. Yeah, that's correct. That's correct. Are we sure it is in .03? I'm making fun. I did not know that it would be a thousand percent math. I genuinely, that's my first question is are we, how do we get to the certainty of the numbers? According to ancient Indian texts, the age of the universe is 50 universal years plus Of course, okay doing the math in my head. That's what that's the number I got. 20 billion years, 6 multiplied by 306.7. Enough with the math. I just wanted the information. Can Indians keep up with as much math? Holy cow. Well, who's the best in math in the world? That's true. Who invented zero? Yeah, that's why Hinduism hasn't taken off in the United States. We're too dumb. We do much better with, God said, and it was seven days. And if you don't believe me, you're not 6,000 years old. Okay, let me see. 1,957.9 trillion years, I thought the same. Science tells us that the universe is around 13.799 billion years old. Okay. However, ancient Indian texts predict a much longer timeline. Ancient Indian texts says that. Does it actually say in the ancient Indian texts? 311 trillion years. This video is only an attempt to appreciate the great scale of time on which ancient Indians were working. We do not come across any other ancient civilizations that talk in terms of billions or trillions of years of calculations. That's pretty cool though. With specific names. Especially if like the ones back in the day we're actually talking about. Like the famous American cosmologist Carl Sagan said in his book, Cosmos, the Hindu religion is the only one of the world's great faiths dedicated to the idea that the cosmos itself undergoes an immense indeed an infinite number of deaths and rebirths. It is the only religion in which the time scales correspond to those of modern scientific cosmology. Its cycles run from an ordinary day and night to a day and night of Brahma, 8.64 billion years long. Longer than the age of the earth or the sun and about half the time since the big bang. Thank you so much guys for watching this video. If you like. I didn't understand any of the math. Yeah not gonna touch that. You could have said any numbers and I was like okay cool. I did not keep up with the numbers. I can't. My brain is too dumb for that. But I'm surprised that you got, I thought you were just crazy about the things coming out of his mouth. Yeah I thought you were just crazy. You just remember you're thinking about a different mouth there Rick. But apparently you were correct. If the ancient texts actually talk about all those numbers that's pretty crazy. Well I'm sure it does. Number one. Number two. What I appreciate is the fact that it does, I've always had a hard time with human beings doing everything they can to make the incomprehensible comprehensible. It should be incomprehensible. Not to me. Yeah I mean it, we cannot comprehend the infinite. We just can't. I can. The closest we can come to comprehending the infinite is a number line. That's it. Other than that. What about dance line? No that's finite. That's finite. Number lines are infinite. That's why when somebody say they can't, they don't, like I have people throughout my life, especially when I was pastoring, talk about the fact that how can God always be? He says well numbers always are. I don't have any problem at all with something having eternity in its existence because there's eternal negativity on a number line and there's eternal positivity on a number line. It has no end and nothing repeats. But that's my favorite thing about this is the incomprehensibility of it. Especially all those numbers. I also love the prospect of it being not just infinite and its scale of time measurement but infinite and its term of, I mean they didn't get involved into this aspect of it. We're just talking about the physical realm. We're not even talking about the invisible realm. And like 75% I think it is of the known universe as upheld by dark matter, which we just assume is there based on the results we see of it. We can't really measure it. So it's, that was, yeah. But when you came down to the specifics of this times this times this, the only class I ever failed in my life was algebra. When it comes to numbers like that, my brain goes Friday and sex ed. You failed that one too. We didn't have sex ed when I was a kid. Yeah, exactly. You didn't need to teach it in school. Johnny just said that explains a lot. Anyways, didn't need to teach it in school when I was a kid because we had parents who did that really well. What are you talking about? My dad, my mom and dad taught me very healthily and well how to appreciate human beings as sexual beings. Well that's one of my favorite things was to know that my kids were having a healthy sex life. I want my kids- Go back to the numbers. I want to hear more about the numbers. Enjoy the fullest extent of experience in life. I hope all of my kids are experiencing the greatest orgasms known to man. And if that makes you feel weird, I'm sorry why you wouldn't want the best for your kids. I just don't want to hear you talk about it. Are you a weirdo? You don't like my orgasms? No. And Johnny just said, new to she. Because they're gross. Anyways, let us know more videos we can react to if there's information on- Less math though, please. Yeah, not as much math. I can't do that much math. Here in the west, seven days, six thousand years, and he spoke. That's all we need. That's all we need. There's billions, there's too many billions. No, too many billions, too many commas, too many yokes. I can't do it. No, no, no, too much yokes. So yeah, let us know other informational videos we can react to down below.