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My name is Mr. Prepper and today we are playing Kevin, a game all about preparing for the worst. Ow. I'm already offended because there's just soup fucking everywhere and I hate soup. I like there's a massive nuke here and then I'm focusing on the soup over here like I'd rather be over here. I like how his idea of prepping is just sitting back and watching the world burn. Alright let's start a new game. Tip, prepare yourself for the worst. I have news for you. I am the worst. Do you want to play the tutorial? No, I am a professional gamer. They call me Mr. Prepper. I'm pretty sure no one calls you that. It's just yourself and the people around you who you force to call you that. By the way you can call me Mr. Prepper from now on. Call me Mr. Prepper and we are back at your place of residence citizen. So this is when he tried to escape. He's been brought back here. So I'm dystopian future. So there is over there. Here is over here. There is also there. Somewhere is over there. Over is over here. Here is here and somewhere is over there. I'm not surprised you didn't manage to get away with directions like that. For an intended escape we've confiscated your vehicle. This is standard procedure. I'll come for a brief inspection regularly. Just following him. I'm like I want to hang out with you. Come on. Let's go grab a pint somewhere. Oh he's gone off screen which means he's ceased to exist. Fine. Back to the house I go. The ultimate plan. Let's take a look at your ultimate plan. I swear if this is drawn in crayon I'm going to be very upset. Goal number one survive. Okay. Goal number two escape. All right. Establish a food source. Grow some plants in my bunker. Do I even have a bunker yet? You'll need five room soil. Five seed bags. I haven't even started my bunker and he's already thinking about making a farm underground. The mailman's just waiting. Do you have to wait every time you bring a letter? Because if so you must have a long day. I assume I have to go down here with my bunker because there's like gas lines around here. So I don't think that's a good idea. How are you Mr. Prepper? Oh no don't enable him. Don't call him that. Okay. Let's build our first little basement area. The door is even open. They can see him. There we go. Got our first room but he's no way of getting down there. Okay. I should probably try and make a workbench. Metal and wood. Can I just disassemble things or maybe order something? I fainted at the mailbox. Perfect sake dude. You could have just gone inside and gone on the couch. I can't just for 11 hours 48 minutes. God damn it. I just slept on the lawn. Wait. Do I have a workbench already? Let's try and see if I can make anything. I do have a workbench. Can I make stairs? All right. I think I actually need this to craft. So let's try and get that wood and metal. Ash or eat some beets. You can't beat it. Can I just like disassemble one of these for metal? Is that possible? Disassemble. Okay. That'll get me five metal, which is what I need. Then I just need a bit more wood. There we are. Disassemble my table. Probably use that but oh well. Now we can make a ladder. Oh no. I need three metal. All right. Let's just disassemble one of these again I guess. I don't really want to. What is this? Is there anything else metal that I could disassemble? You know what? Fuck it. Just get rid of the oil. Oil will be fine without it. All right. So I just dragged that over there. Is this going to be secret enough? I don't know. I'm just going to do it anyway. If they come to inspect, I think they might be worried about this. Okay. It's super dark down there now. Can I make lights? Wall lamp. I need glass. All right. Time to raid the kitchen. Oh God. I'm starving. I'm starving and I'm just destroying plates in the garden. Hold on. Oh God. I need to sleep as well. For feck's sake. Why do I have to have basic human needs? Should I move the workbench? Can I move the workbench? I just feel like it's a bit suspicious. Just out in the garden here crafting all of this stuff. I don't want to get caught. There we go. Now we're talking. Why does every game I play end with basements? Like I know this is kind of fitting for this game but I just feel like it always comes back to basements. There we go. Now we got our workbench underground. It's a bit more convenient as well. That kind of helps. All right. He wants to build a garden but can I go down a bit further? I don't really want my garden immediately here. You should go to sleep. What? But I'm fine. I'm not tired. I am a little bit now. Okay. Now I might go to bed. Oh, this is my inspection day I think. I'm the 8th so I'm good for now. I just ate three cabbages. Your preparedness is low. He's not feeling prepared enough so he's getting pissed off with me. We need one more metal. Can I buy some metal from who was it? Surgi. There we go. I bought one box. That's enough to make my ladder. In the meantime, I'll be in my basement making more wall lamps. Oh god damn it. He needs a nap. He's such a sleepy individual. Like he's complaining I'm not prepared enough but he's the one who's begging to sleep all the time. Now he even got an achievement sleepy head because I'm just sleeping all the time. Oh there's the mail man. Again just waiting for me to come to the door. Just any sort of social interaction he's begging for it. Come on I don't get my mail. I'm not even going to say a word. I'm just going back inside. I looked him dead in the eyes and then just walked away. He's still hoping I'll come back. Maybe he's just breaking it indoors and he'll come back out again. Let's disassemble this box I just bought. That's what I think of your box. I'm just going to build a straight chain of ladders straight down so you better not fall because if you do you're in trouble mister. Oh into the void. Look at him. He's just down there in the void. Oh my god he's starving again. I really got to sort out that farm down there. I'm going to put some soil on the floor and grow some plants I think. There we go. Soup did wonders for me but I'm still pissed off that I had to eat it at all. Seeds perfect. Alright we're going down and planting these seeds in my little garden. Honestly why can't I just do a garden outside? I don't know is that frowned upon in this dystopian future? I hope to god I don't have to keep watering these things because that is going to be a pain unless I can get some sort of sprinkler system. God this place must be so damp down here. At least I got it done before I go to bed. That's impressive day's work. Establishing a whole extra floor in my bunker. Honestly how he did it by hand? I have no idea. Who's standing at my door? I need to eat first and then I'll go answer the door. Why are you just lingering there? You're freaking me out. Oh my god you're scary. Is that a blimp carrying a tree? Did someone put on the chaos mod? Wait that thing auto opens? I think that's a trap door more than anything now. Oh god she's walking away. Even the way she walked was terrifying. Where can I go? Can I go to the forest? I'd like a day trip somewhere. I don't know if I should leave my home unlocked with everything going on but well we're in the forest now. I don't know if these are poisonous but I'm taking it. I'll eat them. I'm happy either way. Wait there's a lever? Oh what the hell is that? Wait there's someone in there. What are you holding? A suspicious bush. Are you the herbalist I'm looking for? Oh fudge I wasn't hiding just picking some berries. Oh my god she emerges like Homer emerges from the bush. There's a really vicious wolf hanging around constantly. I feel like I've just entered some folklore story or something. She wants me to get rid of the wolf. Even he's like it's a red hood and no basket required for this mission. I'll deal with the wolf. Is that a good idea? She's literally talking to our plants. She said to poison a sausage. This seems like a big ordeal. Do you have poison? Because I like what am I supposed to do? I have to go find some sausages, find some poison and then come out into the woods and try and feed a wolf. This seems like a suicide mission. Everything's slowed down. I don't feel prepared enough. He's just obsessed with his bunker. He just wants to go home. To be fair I'd use any excuse to get out of fighting this wolf too. You know I'm going fucking home. I'm not I'm not dealing with this right now. Oh my god she's hanging outside my house again. She's just coming by and staring right into the camera at times. I need to go out and say hello at some point but I'm just so socially anxious around her. She's scary. Baseball bat. I don't think the simple trap would work on the wolf but maybe the baseball bat would. It's just a little box with a stick. I don't think a wolf is going in that and even if it does I'm pretty sure it could get out. There you go nice and watered now. Should I name my plants if she's named her? She called her plant Bob. I'm going to call you one, you two, you three, you four and you Janus. All right I guess I'll go sleep and then in the morning I'll go fight the wolf. Quite a busy day ahead of myself. Like even at home aside I'm going to raise suspicion if that guy comes for an inspection I'm covered with scratch marks. What have you been up to citizen? Fighting wolves? All right well I guess it's time to fight the big bad wolf. We've got to stop procrastinating on this. Can I equip my baseball bat? I can. It looks like a man on a mission. Wait oh I need one lever to repair this for a cable car. Ooh that's interesting. Okay I don't know why I'm doing this service for the community. I don't know why I'm doing any of this honestly. I'm just trying to prepare for doomsday so I can go straight to level two now is it? Ah I can't why did the ladder come down? I guess because I'm going to cable car? Okay fair enough well I'm here now. Danger. Is this the way that old lady hiding in the bushes sending me? It seems like it's a risk. Ooh a lever again. This is where I'm going to get attacked isn't it? I can see something here like a tail popping up or something. Yep. Ah shit here we go. He doesn't look that tough. Are you serious? Look at him. He looks vicious. Get him. Just hit with stick, hit with stick. Is that it? Oh no. No of course that's not it. Ah shit. Is that it? Oh no. I just had to say that wasn't too bad and then this huge one starts coming out. Okay I did literally no defense. A good defense is spamming left click. One wolf, eight wolves. What's the difference? I'll tell you what the difference is. I'm going to murder that old lady. Oh this is the cabin though. Okay great. She said I can take anything from the cabin. I'd take the fecking cabin honestly. All right anything of value is mine. Take it all. Even this, this family photo they have. I'll just take it. It's mine. My guy's being far too generous. Like I want to take all of this stuff but I just can't. I want to take all the furniture, all the food, all the plates, everything. But fine we'll settle for that. I got a lot of seeds at least. That's something. But like there's a literal forest. I'm sure I could find more seeds. Look at her with fecking bob. Oh my god she's even written bob on the side of the plant. Just in case she forgets which one is bob. All right Jenny unlocked. Who knows what she's going to do for me? I guess I buy seeds from her. She wants me to go fetch mushrooms from an old mine. She gives very extreme quests. How are my plants looking? Oh they're looking pretty good. I think I can harvest them. I can. Straight out of the dark. Don't even wash them. Just start eating those carrots. Yummy. Wait all this food's spoiled. What? What was it? For feck's sake. I just had it on my person too long. I didn't even realize I had food on me. You know what? We're still doing kind of okay. We got some fresh food in there now. I should probably put away this bloody bat in case anyone comes in. I know a suspicious person ever. This fecking neighbor. Go confront her quick. Stop standing on my lawn. Okay she just left. All right that is fecking weird. She's literally living there. That was so weird. I'm going to put a crate for storage instead of carrying every single item on me. It's starting to feel like Skyrim now. All right let's go to this stupid old creepy mind to get some fecking mushrooms. What is she making with these? This is obviously some illegal drug ring. She's running. This is so dodgy. Why am I doing this for this stupid old lady? Who are you? Why are you in here? He wants me to fix the elevator and then he'll allow me in. I mean is it even your mind? I think he's just wandered in here too. Repair. Do I need a lever? Because if so I have 10 metal. God damn it. Why are all you people so awkward to work with? Oh my god there's some goodies down here though. I like. I want to get in here. We're surging. I need more metal. All right I need one more thing so I'm taking the cookie jar to get one more metal. God he's resourceful isn't he? Oh no inspection in one day. I hope I don't get caught. I don't know if I should try and hide the basement more. You won't look under the hatch. Why would you? There we go. 10 metal. Fix that thing up. Bob's house unlocked. Okay he's inviting me over to his home now that he fixed the elevator. I don't really want to go to his home. I want whatever this thing is. Oh no. Oh no. What the hell is this thing? Oh sweet Jesus. Mole rat or something. Okay it's dead. That wasn't too bad actually. Of course there's more. Of course there's more. Why did I think I could just get this card? Oh that wasn't bad actually. It looks like I can just get this card. A mining pass. Why do I need a mining pass? I don't understand. I'm down here anyway. Once I have this mining pass I'll just collect these rocks I guess. I don't even have a pickaxe. I'm just picking them up. Oh gold. Nice. I knew there was gold in them hills. I came here for mushrooms but there is literally nothing unless it's out this side. I don't understand. Maybe that old lady should do something for herself for a change. I'm sick of enabling her behavior. I'm going home trying to get prepared for the apocalypse over here. I don't need to be running these chores. All right I think it's time to sleep even though I'm not tired at all. Story of my life. And we'll see if I pass the inspection. That's all I can hope for. That creepy neighbor's outside again. Are you doing the inspection as that is? You're a spy? I ran out of salt. Can I borrow some? I don't even have salt for myself. Here I have some exotic base. No you don't want that. Okay I like how I didn't even tell her I don't have any. I just left her stand there. Can I harvest these? I can. Oh I can cover it. Oh there we go. Not suspicious at all. It's even going through to the next room. Good thing I realized that like minutes before the inspection starts. I hope he doesn't come upstairs and see the ultimate escape plan up here. I need one inspiration. I'm not a very inspiring person apparently. Wait what is this? A mining pass? Does that work? No. I just realized I can use that to go to the next level in the mine. Okay now I understand. Find inspiration. How do I do that? I guess I just continue with the quests like bringing the mushrooms and stuff but for now I'm just gonna wait. Oh that's the mailman. One rocket photo. Very inspiring it says. All right let's see you brought a lot of mail for me. I hope the agent doesn't not see the house like this. What's wrong with it? Like other than the weird rogue placement. All right here's my inspiration. A picture of a rocket. I need 10 glass 20 metal and 50 stone to build my rocket silo. What the hell? You go from planting seedlings to that. Oh wait here's my inspection. Open the door agent has arrived. Okay all right hold on. Yeah come in. Don't look under there though. No keep moving. Go on. This is standard procedure. Yep sure is. Don't oh don't notice that you hear those metal sounds. No don't go upstairs. Oh don't look at the ultimate plan. I should affect and hit it. Can I turn turn run? No no. I didn't realize I could hide you enough blueprints of the feckin rocket. He's like dangerous dream citizen. Oh no. Don't kill me. Suspicion level 50 percent. He like puts a circle around it. He's also upset that I'm missing my table and I'd have no plates whatsoever. Look I just eat out of my hands. I don't need table or plates. Just realized the place is called Mericaville as well. The house is not ready for the inspection. I better hurry on. No. He's going to do another inspection like four days because I was so suspicious. I didn't even turn the board. He didn't eat fall for it next time. I just turned it around. He's like I'll check out. I'm retreating to my bunker. I hope he doesn't go. Oops. I forgot to give him this. It just comes back and sees the hatch. I'm going to live down here for the rest of my life and I think I'm going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. I'd be open to play some more of this so let me know if you want to see more. If you're new be sure to hit subscribe. Would love to see you around but that's about it. Thanks for watching and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.