 788 here, and this is a special video for one person in particular, even though you other yahoo's are gonna see it, this is a video for Joan. So, hello Joan. Joan is a lady that I work with a lot, and Joan was interested in what I do on this YouTube channel, but she was hoping to get a video of just the funny bits, and she's not really interested in all that toy review stuff. Hey, Joan is a sophisticated 45-year-old woman. She doesn't care about G.I. Joe. This video collects some of the funny bits that I've done over the years. I hope you enjoy it. So Joan, this one's for you. I love everything about this vehicle, and when I say love, I really mean love. In fact, there's something that I've been wanting to do, and I hate to put you on the spot like this killer whale on camera, but I just have to know. Will you? This orange freak. The ice cream soldier. Look at him! I said look at him! Don't look away! Can you believe this guy? Warthog, I'm really excited about this one. Eddie's disease. Is that how you address his superior, Megat? Sorry, Sergeant. Stop saluting! You do it wrong, and it makes me sick! Sorry. How'd you get in my video? I'll ask the questions around here. I hear you do reviews of G.I. Joe toys. That's right. And you're planning to review the Sarge! Well, yes. This week I'm looking at the Warthog AIFV and Sergeant Slaughter version 3. I also hear you sometimes have negative things to say about the toys you review. Well, I have to be honest. Save it! I won't have any of that negative crap in my review! Listen close, Megat! If you think of anything negative to say about Sergeant Slaughter, I want you to slaughterize it! Slaughterize it! Slaughterize it! Slaughterize it! Slaughterize it! Okay, okay. I'll slaughterize it. Good vehicle all on its own. So that's it, Sarge. Was that good enough? Did I slaughterize it enough for you? I don't care about you anymore. You're a man in his 40s playing with kiddie toys. I'd rather talk to Mrs. Hooded Cobra Commander 788. Oh, Sergeant Slaughter. Hey! Oh, yeah! That's it. You're out of here. And that was my review of the Warthog and Sergeant Slaughter. I hope you enjoyed it. Make sure you like my video on YouTube and subscribe to my YouTube channel. That way you won't miss any videos. Make sure you like me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter, all the credits. Hello, everybody. Hooded Cobra Commander 788 here. It's time for another vintage GI Joe toy review. And this week, we are looking at the MP and K9, the MP and K9 law and order. This is a figure with a dog companion. As I say, this is a figure with a dog companion. James Brown. Look here, James Brown. Three things. One, you're dead. Two, I have that protective order. And three, how do all these people keep showing up in my videos? I have Sergeant Slaughter appear uninvited. Mrs. Hooded Cobra Commander wanders on to the set all the time. And now I've got James Brown. This is a closed set. I'm in the good place. At last I'm being acknowledged for all my hard work. Looks a lot like a suburban backyard. Well, hello there, big doggy. Well, hello there, big human. You're in doggy heaven. Doggy heaven? Why am I here? Did I get mis-routed? In the 90s, it was in the 80s too. So this week we're going to talk about, whoa, I just got a really tingly feeling happening to me. Where's the rest of me? Excuse me, sir. Are you Hooded Cobra Commander 788? Yes, I am, but this is a really bad time. I've got a slight problem here. I have something for you. We've had this letter since 1982 with specific instructions to deliver it to you at this very spot at this exact time. Sign here. You know, we've been taking beds at the office that you wouldn't be here. I guess I lost again. Yeah, thanks. Move two steps to the left. I kick either. It really only kicks up to about crotch level. So her real ninja action is a nut shot. You the G.I. Joe Jet that was based on the plane that was popularized by my movie Top Gun. Fooled you. It's really Hooded Cobra Commander 788. I know. I look exactly like Tom Cruise. You're not seeing double here. It's really me. Are you to work properly? This. Under this isn't working. It's broken. It's broken. Cheap piece of crap. No, the long's not done yet. The wheat trimmer's broken. I'm gonna shoot a video. As Sergeant Slaughter. Hate him. He has abused me for years, yet he blames me when I break. I feel my hate is so powerful it will make me strong enough to kill him. Still isn't done. I know the lawn's not done. The trimmer is broken. It was broken ten minutes ago. It hasn't magically healed itself in those ten minutes. It's broken. I'm shooting a video. I'm excited. I hope you are too. And remember until next time. Two seconds from finishing the video. I can't finish the lawn. The trimmer is broken. It is a useless piece of junk. It is cheap plastic. This is what I get for buying the cheap brand. It has never worked right. It is destined for the landfill where archaeologists will dig it up a hundred years from now. We're not finishing the lawn. It's an olive drab. And now the figure is naked. That's it. That's the whole shebang. I hope you enjoyed it. I certainly had a good time making it. So Audrey, what did you think of it? It stinks. Thanks for watching and Joan, I'll see you on Monday.