 Personally, I've only ever beaten the game with Bernard, who I always thought looked like a popular YouTube personality. I do not look like Bernard! Bernard is good with electronics, so he can fix the radio upstairs with a spare tube that you have to find. You can then call the Meteor Police, who will come and take away the evil meteor that is brainwashing Dr. Fred. As far as I can tell, that's the easiest way to beat the game. You call that easy? You can beat the game with Sid and Razor both the same way because they're musicians. You actually have to record a demo tape in the music room and then mail it to a publisher. But wait, you just can't open the envelope and put the tape in, because if you do you can't reseal it because the envelope's already sealed. You actually have to put the envelope in the microwave with a jar of water to steam the envelope open. You can then reseal it and mail it. The publisher loves the demo tape and mails you back a record contract. You use the record contract to bribe the green tentacle who will then help you get into the secret lab.