 Alright, so the great thing about DevOps is you're never actually done, which is why we show it as an infinity symbol. Basically spend your entire life trying to make things better. And that's pretty exciting. I like... So the problem is if you don't pull it off properly then you're going to get grilled by your boss about why did I buy into this stupid thing that you know you read some book and now all of a sudden I've got to implement a bunch of new tools and everything. But you try to explain to him like, look I met this old guy at a conference and he took me under his wing and over a couple of beers he started explaining to me how we could change the world just by adopting these new practices and I told him, I'm not so sure Rick, I mean... But the problem is you have to herd a bunch of cats together when you're trying to implement DevOps and a lot of times you just want to launch them into space and make sure that all your problems just kind of go out and away from you. But you know in the end people kind of come together to make you feel a lot better about what you're doing, places like DevOps days, get everybody together, get them on the same page about what we're trying to do together. So that's pretty cool as movement. When DevOps isn't cooperating with Devs appropriately, it can be a shipwreck. I can't say more. I have to end it there. I've got to stay on a positive note. Oh my, when stuff fails you should fail fast and move forward. Oh my, I've got nothing for that. It's adorable. Focus on your customers. I don't know, you'll be staring at this all day long. But at the end good teamwork pulls everything together and we can always have more memes. I can just stare at them. Focus on the business with the logic and with the functions of the processes, monitoring if it impacts the business. That guy is going to get really upset. I don't know much about that guy. Thank you. I'm going to tell you why I have such a really clumsy desk. Because when you're in DevOps you have to do all this. You have to do the dev, you have to do the ops, you have to do security, you have to do QA, you have to do all this by yourself. There are no teams in DevOps. A DevOps team is an anti-pattern. You've been telling us over and over again. What else is an anti-pattern is these stupid freaking captures. Is this a dog or a muffin? I have no idea. Stop bugging me. I don't want to pick all the buses out of the pictures, okay? Just let me go to the website. Who doesn't love Baltimore? This is the most Baltimore picture ever. Mr. Bo, Sally Utts, awesome one. But the real truth about Baltimore is that there is some really ugly stuff lurking in our harbor. My God. It is terrible. What is out there? Have you seen the aquarium lately? It's really lean times. We need someone to come in and fix this right now because we all love the harbor. We love the aquarium and Wakanda forever. Black Panther will fix all of this for us and we're going to have a Baltimore we can be proud of again. Thank you very much. Yeah, so sometimes in DevOps you can have systems that are essentially memes and try to make fun of you because you do everything right and they just don't work correctly. They make fun of you saying things like, oh, you want me to monitor this. Oh, you want your container to be up now. But that's inconceivable. I don't know how that ties in, but sometimes your systems also say that to you. But we have to work hard as a team and we have to automate all the things so that we can not have fires and look back at our customers like this when they make us angry because I know it may feel good, but it's not always good to do. So let's move to the next slide. Yeah, and so just like Wonder Woman, we should all aspire to be strong and protect our infrastructure, which is a false equivalency to the world that she protects. And don't be crabs crossing the road because your eyes only face forward and you can't see the cars that are coming from the back to run you over. So, but if you stand together, maybe no cars will come down the road. Yeah. Nicely done.