 Two of us good boys welcome back. I don't know why you clicked on this video I already know what you're expecting give me 30 seconds to go over some stuff and we'll hop right into that good part So the first season of wheel of 2k is in the books 12 games I went 9 and 3 not bad and I learned a lot about 2k I also learned that galaxy opal his team captain was stupid so expect something new on our fully revamped team And as you know the main reason we do wheel of 2k is for the challenges depending on my record in those 12 games I have to complete a challenge and for last season I landed on 9 and 3 Which as it always said the whole time totally didn't make this up I have to play my next game at 2k high and that's so happens to be the first episode of season 2 I'm not right now. I don't know if you thought I was but I'm not I didn't feel confident getting through the whole intro of this video If I first got high and then started the video. I just don't think that would have gone very well I'm gonna go over our brand new cheat sheet which determines our new challenges for this season I'm gonna go over the squad. I'm gonna get us all ready and then I'm smoking this weed Now I went down to a sky meant near me which sells weed fully legal for people over the age of 21 in the state of Michigan Cloud cover if you see down there at the bottom instant activation or activation time immediate whatever weed is not like alcohol it will hit you Literally instantly so I'm saving this. Let's talk more about that later right now first things first I actually want to show you the cheat sheet here is our wheel of 2k season 2 cheat sheet Going 0 and 12 you guys can choose a permanent tattoo that ends up on my body. That's not gonna happen What 11 is the haircut of your choice? We had this on there in 2k 21 ever landed on it I don't expect to hear but if you guys want me to buzz just down the middle and keep everything on the sides I'll send you want me to go bald. I'll send it 2 out of 10 I'll do a 24-hour stream 3 and 9 get waxed. I'd say 3 and 9 is the first like actually realistic option if I go 4 and 8 I'm gonna call 10 girls who I have done the deed with and the dot that that actually implies that you guys fill in the blank So if I go for an 8 you guys can choose what I have to ask these girls to rate me on I'm not even gonna give you ideas. You're gonna have to think of them on your own But also I don't plan on going for an 8 either so we'll get to that 5 and 7 I really like this one and it's very realistic 5 and 7 is a realistic record for me truthfully answer five questions You guys will choose five questions that I must answer So like when I do truth or drink truth or smoke those videos I love those videos But if I get a question that I don't want to answer I don't have to answer it This will bypass that no matter what the questions are I must answer them 6 and 6 a 12-hour stream I like this one a lot because we all win I mean I don't want to do a 12-hour stream that bad because that's a lot But you guys will get a ton of content out of it and it'll be a blast to hang out with the boys 7 and 5 be a thousand push-up stream Okay, I have flirted with this idea forever I've never done it the way it would work is I'd have a push-up counter and I can't end the stream until I Complete a thousand push-ups. I don't know how hard that is there's in my head Like if I did a hundred push-ups every hour, which is like I don't need that much time. That would be 10 hours I think it'll be interesting to try it. I'll be trying it live on Twitch or YouTube I don't know. So yeah, it's that one will be interesting in four five Instagram DM slides nine of three. Can I clap times 10? I'm just gonna take a snapchat Just ask can I clap question mark? I'm ascended to ten people in my contacts list We'll see what they respond 10 and 2 you're in my cock on a scale of 1 to 10 you put it in the comments Just let me know 11 and 1 I get one smooch with consent Although the consent is optional and 12 and oh you guys know the deal. I legally own the rights to your mother All right, that's it for the cheat sheet. You guys know how the cheat sheet works I don't have to go over it and at the start and the most episodes I always review it So don't worry if you don't remember you guys get the vibes on wheel of 2k next up is our lineup Let me show you guys the squad. All right our squad this season. You can see I got the Alangio on Jersey on one of my all-time favorite players But we're the Houston happy Endings shout out my boy the Sean Watson for that one if you don't get the joke I've got shit to say to you bud. We got the Houston away, Eunice We got the Houston home Eunice and I went with the Seattle Super Sonics away I just think they look hard I tell you what the Houston happy endings have some of the best massage parlors on the planet The moment of truth you guys know this I asked on Twitter who my team captain should be I asked who my power up player should be I am taking some of your advice, and I'm also throwing some of your guys advice out the window our team captain Kobe I thought this would be awesome I never used a Kobe card last year or the year before really rest in peace 6.6 205 99 everything literally because he's an invincible card. That's fucking insane. His strength is 99 His offensive and defensive rebounding are 99 I took your advice because I know my team captain needs to be cracked and an invincible player probably or you know a crazy end game Dark matter, but everybody was telling me it should be Luca down I'd rather rim run and absolutely slam on people But also have the option to shoot threes, and I know Luca could probably do that But I like to Kobe better so we're going with that and as you can probably see on your screen right now Second player you need to know is our power-up player Yanis on Teticoupo I went with Yanis on Teticoupo so power-up player you guys remember last year was Jimmy Butler move I actually have his amethyst on the squad the way the power-up player works every time I score 10 points with the power-up player I'm entitled to the next best version of that player if I score 10 points in this next game with Yanis I can replace sapphire Yanis with Emerald Yanis right here if he check Yanis gets 10 I put in diamond Yanis if he gets 10. I put in pink diamond Yanis He gets 10 galaxy opal and if he gets 10 invincible on this on Teticoupo So I have two invincible on the squad if I can complete that power-up challenge either way This is the Houston happy endings every player. That's not accounted for being not Kobe or Yanis It's just an amethyst or ruby so drew holiday Jimmy Butler Yolkich here in Fox Kevin Porter Josh Hart Porzingis Robert Covington and Gus Whips Kylauri and us it's a bunch of bums dude. It's a bunch of bums I'm gonna go hit this I need to give my speech though. I get this speech every time I do something that's not a good idea in a video because as much as I'm a dumb idiot I would like to be a good Roman weed and alcohol are both bad for you Anybody who tries to tell you that they're not is lying to themselves now weed does have medicinal properties It can help you fall asleep. It can alleviate pain, but but it has serious side effects too I get really lazy when I smoke weed So I limit myself to only smoking once a week on Sundays and I do it before bed So I've already completed all my tests during the day then I smoke now I do think the stigma surrounding weed is a lot worse than weed actually is But there's also these people on the other end of the spectrum who think weed is like this Miracle drug ascended from the heavens to cure all problems if you're smoking every single day and you're high all The time that's not healthy at all and any habit that you have smoking alcohol Or literally anything that you do if it subtracts from the positive things that you need to accomplish in a day Then it's a bad habit and you need to change something speech over I'm gonna get out of shit if I'm not high enough at halftime. I'll go hit it again But we'll see look at the little baby and no I'm not a seasoned weed smoker So I'm not gonna hit a gigantic dab rig right now. All right, so piss off Yeah, we're good. Let's go. Let's hop into the game. Let's get this money. Let's get a dump first Um I have to spend the wheel. I didn't even add a single player by team yet. All right, let's get it I know there's some like dope new cards. Yeah, these these origin dark matters are actually correct There's bill russell tim duncan invincible clay thompson invincible tim duncan demar paul george magic Oh my god, if we can open some packs, I'd be really happy on this wheel spin But I can earn that from the challenge with anyway Um That's our team episode one. Let's just get a dub in the books no permanent tattoos Let's see. We got western. Oh Western conference jackpot has to be a current western conference player Now, I don't know my mda conferences like I know my uh, and I fell conferences. So let's yeah, let's look that up Western conference who's a western conference center. Oh wait, we can go like this western conference. Okay Is demarcus cousins currently on a team? He plays for the denver nuggets right now I think demarcus cousins are our only option. All right. I'm switching up my own rules I know I said it had to be a current player, but for one player I'll make an exception. I'm wearing the jersey. I want a center. Let's go hakeem. I'm wearing the jersey I'm getting a lajuan. Dude. He's still a beast. Honestly, like I'm sure he's gonna play amazing All right, you'll catch you're coming out for 98 hakeem a lajuan I love this edition the challenge wheel in wheel of 2k So if I complete this challenge, I get one pack of my choosing from the store And our challenge is to shoot only threes in a quarter. Honestly, this challenge is nice It's only nice in two scenarios. I'm either killing someone or I'm losing by like a million The problem really is I'm not very good at shooting threes. Some people that I play legitimately only shoot threes They complete that challenge every quarter Oh, Invincible Garnett Dwayne Wade DeRose, you know what? It's a decent team and it's not all dark matters Giannis starting out with the ball Let's get him his 10. Although, maybe I start out by shooting only threes in the first Oh, shit, but I have to shoot with like drew holiday amethyst Shit, so I think I just rain threes with Koby and that's the gameplay. Let's go And I'm a little fried right now. It's hot. Dude might forget. Dude, he keeps taking the screen every time Oh, shit, you just ran a play on me That's not a good shot. That's not a good shot. Ah, ah, ah, that's it. I'll lodge you on a Koby the only ones who can shoot threes right now Maybe drew holiday if he's really old I'm just firing with Koby. The problem is if like this lead gets away Ah, I closed out. Ah, you're not gonna step up on a key. Oh That was a horrible shot. He was in I literally air ball Okay, okay amethyst. Giannis wide open four seconds on the clock. He's going at Giannis. That is so not open It's not even funny. Let's go boys All right, challenge complete only threes and a quarter down by 13. Also. I went and took um a few more, uh I think if you were hit, so I'm having a lot here in fox with the absolute clamps You'll catch with oh Okay, dear fox. I don't have to shoot threes anymore Okay, Yoko's from very deep. He's a little too deep for an amethyst. You gotta step up Look at that. He'd be really thinking about it. Oh, shit. Did you just want to play on me? That passing lane That is not the shot I wanted shit Good defense I'll lodge you on everywhere, dude. If I have to get rid of him, I'm gonna be so sad. Okay. Okay. Remember Blocks in this game are so dumb. Yeah, actually opal abroad just bricked one Into a large one great buffet. Hey, maybe I should just start force feeding. He honest if it's really gonna be this stuff Dude, this is the third one. Actually, what? dude Oh Not the time. Oh good runner kobi. Take a bow out of her own All right, so we gotta score 13 in the first We're kind of matching that here and I can shoot whatever I want. So we're gonna have to dial in it somehow I feel like it's still winnable. He goes LeBron 10 seconds on the clock. He's probably looking for last shot Wow, I was scared too free honest right here on the ugliest Dude that honest really does have to be doing a layup or a dunk or he's not gonna score We'll see how this quarter goes. I'm gonna try to score to see if we can bring it back If we can't I'm gonna switch my focus to you honest, dude. You ready to play on me All right, honest, can you get a bucket on this dude? I did not see the shot clock. I just need to like follow me, dude Little left hook. I'm fucking free throw. He loves the post moves though. Look at this. He's always in the post just working over there Okay, get in there josh Hey, I just keep you honest and I get 10 points of the honest get you honest and upgrade get a pack for the challenge Take my L How could you actually throw a pass or someone to throw directly to the other team? Shit? Oh, it worked Okay, you honest. How is that right? All right, let's go go move you honest You know what I don't probably take him out of being cold Oh my god, he's fucking poverty. That was so bad Oh my god, that just speaks up on you. He can't even hit one. Oh, I don't even have you honest So I'm sure deer and fox will go get a slap Why is the deer and fox better than everybody on my star? I think I'll put deer and fox in for drew out of it These deer and fox is sick All right, uh super close game for this one good fourth quarter away from taking this home All right, honest literally the biggest quarter of your life coming up right here. Let's go I just got ripped by the computer. Oh, he's jumping early. Let's get yannis's man to come off him. Oh, he's a whoa was it Why did I think that was yannis? And if it was yannis, I would I would have greened it or if it was yannis I would not have greened. I was wondering why that release looks so good That's never ever gonna go in matt. You gotta stop trying Yes, yannis Fucking reds the wide open dude. He's so ass All right. This is not my game that I'm gonna do it. I have 19 points as a team I'm not getting fucking done with yannis dude. He knows I'm going to yannis. Oh, let's go just good double Winnie whatever that's not even real like jason tatum. I watched him brick the entire files Okay, do your thing do whatever you want Okay He That is not a legal basketball. Okay. He's gonna let me walk in there Six I'll take my challenge. I'll take my yannis upgrade. Let's get out of here. We have a minute two though I gotta let him score as soon as he touches the ball too. Oh miss mess. Let's go Yes, yes. Yes, okay free shot for d-way and he takes it clock stops after the make Oh, what was that going on this? He needs it. Oh, he's followed. I go to a heat check ruby. He's won for Six Dude, I'm trying my ass off dude. His free throws gotta be like a 40 spamming the personal follow Oh my god, we needed one more free throw yannis or he literally couldn't defend. Uh, I shot 15 percent from three All right. Look that was a loseable game So I'm happy we're gonna walk out of here with one pack because that's probably gonna help our team But since we lost we do lose the dream All right, so yokich for hakeem and then hakeem comes back out for who is over here robert covington, right? All right, so that's no fun But I get one pack for completing my challenge Just has a limit of two it gets one player four items of the guaranteed squish for a player or hero hakeem Alajuan at an equal chance. I can pull hakeem right here right now I guess I could technically get dark matter hakeem right now. This is our one pack The shake is on the far right. So we've got something It is Don't tell me that's hakeem right now. Don't tell me that's hakeem right now Dude, wait a second my my dude my fucking wheel spin Was I'm so high my wheelspin was western conference jackpot. So I could have just bought him But wait now that I think about it, I would have bought him and I would have lost him anyway, right? So who cares now? He's actually locked into my team because of the challenge He's significantly better than the other hakeem. I know that for a fact and now yokich can actually stay in All these amethysts are trash, but low key dude. This therian fox was so much better than true holiday Okay, we need to check this. This is what I need to know right now I need to know your free throw rating. His free throw is a 59 that is so bad and his three point shot's a 40 I should have looked at this I'm so used to every card being able to shoot like in you know dark matter. Yannis can probably drain threes But this one's got a 43 point shot. All right, so we're all in one to start the season That's gonna happen a lot because my team sucks permanent tattoo is still on the board But luckily you will maintain rights to your mother. I love you boys I'll see you next episode wheel 2k. This is season two, baby. All right. I love it Thanks for watching as always. Peace