 Välkomna till Välkomna till god åld Hellas och kolla att Igel, absolut testostrummet Vi ska faktiskt kalla henne och ha henne hända det episka sakerna Så det här är ett abandoned house där cyklopsheretix är hända Så let's go there Right now, so God jul och Merry Christmas Jag har säkert sett det här i några god videor men det har aldrig hänt att säga det igen för att vara en bra person Nu har vi... Vi måste illuminera den här bastan Det är lite skönt Vi ska ta på den här personen Jag skulle tänka att de skulle dö från en hända men det kanske är skönt för mig Hopp! Åh, kolla! En gout av vissnen har kommit till vår äd och jag tror att ni alla har sett Min julebok av vissnen Jag postade på Instagram så följ mig där Hopp! Ni kan se hur han ser ut Absolut mätkant jag har haft men jag är en män Hopp! De här oponenterna var ganska svårt att kalla Jag utiliserade min bulrush där Okej, han har gått ner lite för att gå... komat mig bra Han har en sån typ av warpainter men det hjälper inte hos vår Spartan komat mig... Bum! Där är vi Jaha, jag har följt den här Jag har kallat mig jävligt Ja, så här, det är Spartan Det är en mätkant Det är alltid en bra teknik See, han ser grek Han ser bra Han ser... Han ser jävligt bra, jag tror Vem kan det fina? Du vet hur det är att få den här tén ut Jag är inte, jag är... Jag är typ, mätkant Stå tillbaka, eller annars Kanske? Då vill du hitta min proposition, missades du? Vad sa du, bra? Tack, men... Detta är sant Ja, jag är inte från Kefalonia Jag är här för vad jag tittar Och han... Han ser grek också Jag tror att kommentaren är far för att få in färg till den här tén Du följer mig, Alexios Jag är naturligtvis helt med dig när det gäller historisk revisionism Det är något bra men jag agree inte med kretsism Många av dig har lättat den här tén och jag tror att de majoriteter av karakter har lyckats... ha lyckats bra Jag är Elpinor Kira Hur vet jag ditt namn? Jag gjorde vad du gjorde Jag frågade och folk berättade mig Berättar mig vem du är En inquisitiv natur Bra, det hjälper Du vet mer än du lät på Våra år är min bästa intresse Och vart jag är vart Min bästa position har varit stålade och bort till Ithaca Nelopis, vav och sjraud Jag behöver dig att ställa det tillbaka Vilken sjraud? Sjraud på Nelopi? Väljaren av Odysseus Du är inte sjuk! En del av det, ja Det är möjligt! Om det existerar Det blir priceless Det är en rädd relik av Madrejurup som kommer att stå Du är upp till ditt former granger Vem tar du? Jag behöver mer information Jag började med Odysseus Nu är det läst En inspirerad tale En reunion av pastäraget Okej, människa, jag får sjraud Jag gör det Jag glömmer inte att vara lätt Det är därför det kostar Så det är en rädd relik Det är en rädd relik i harbor Utgör det Det är inte betalt för öppna vattnet Så vara särskilt När du har sjraudet hittar du mig i templeen Zuse Fuckan Zuse, bra Och misterius Don't fail Okej, vi ska ta bort det här det här det här av glori Vi har lättat hur väldigt bra Så vi ser vad det är vad funnande saker vi kan göra Charged Heavy attack Right, let's go with that That sounds like the only reasonable course of action at this moment in time Ah, look at that, it looks absolutely wonderful to swim in this fine fine water But I'm quite happy with the weather we have in Sweden now with snow It was nice to get a white Christmas Quite nice indeed Now let's see We have found the shroud Well, we have found the location at least So anyway, speaking of Odysseus It's it's too much to hope for a film to be made of that legend because you know if Hollywood makes it you know exactly that it would be full of all sorts of the generacy so that's a bit ashamed that we can't really have that but fortunately Indeed, yeah but fortunately there's so many good books you can partake in which are not filled with all manner of the energy so if you lament the fact that all new films are a bit heretical then there's a whole world of books that you can partake in Now let us try to illuminate these heretics to the primordial truth So anyway, speak of this Comments below what you are currently reading Hello, bravo Boom I had to do it to you Christo Volus I don't even know if this is our if these are enemies or not Perhaps they were our friends And now I have Come on, start the kick, boom I need to Ah, fuck, I got the disinclinist that was extremely silly of me Right, let's retry this I've lived on Kefalonia I never realized it might be Odysseus as Paulus was here We'll enter power gaming mode Aha, that's a special mercenary so we'll have to to not engage with him yet because we're too noob for that at this stage we need more training Ah, look at this, absolutely wonderful So anyway, for those of you who do not appreciate this game this is my argument against you that you can actually get this sense is via a game sense of ancient history So no matter if there are some characters that look a bit dodgy it still doesn't negate the the goodness of getting to experience this getting to reinforce the sense of of history Hmm Perhaps we should release this disunfortunate bastad Oh no, do I need to kill another doggo? Okay, I suppose I will have to have to do it, I'm sorry doggo but this time the doggo deserved it because he actually actually attacked me This did not go according to the planetary and I was shooting at me How barbaric Matt me bra What a woman Go on, kick them This is not good at all though I must say this That they have women as warriors here This is not something I can endorse in the least Gonna see if I can save so we don't know we can't save right now Feels a bit like Skyrim when you have these women being all aggressive like that That's a video topic I will make which will be called something like badass female warriors versus real femme fatales because a real femme fatale obviously doesn't try to be a bloat max paladin who goes around relying on strength a real femme fatale som uses her female charms to get the job done Aha, there is the the mercenary so we don't want to box with him because he's one true mad gun we're gonna assassinate this buster though Come just a bit closer will you Go on mate Go on mate Let's go champ Aha, that was actually the woman that doesn't feel right but it had to be done to progress in the story Aha, det har varit en attack by a wolf up ahead the wolf has been sent by by Zeus to help us in this holy quest now let's talk to you but is this another woman what's going on what is going on ok so if we're gonna aim some criticism against this game we can do so but that will that will have to be done by correctly identifying the fact that there are too many female warriors because that is not oh damn that is not historical accurate but enough about that I will just have that said and then try to enjoy the game anyway and try to enjoy the good things about the game Right let's let's try to actually get this done come at me bra I don't want to box with Tal of stone fist so it was probably a bit stupid of me to even shoot at him maybe our friend here can help why are you running away though you're supposed to help me Aha, right ok, talk to me what's up I can't believe I let those Malakes sneak up on me Ithica is a dangerous place to wander around on your own you are wandering around on your own but I am a juicy privileged cis white male so I can do this you're right, I can't fight a camp of bandits by myself could you help me to get to Odysseus palace I can pay let's do it I'll help you get to the palace I call you Alexios I'm Odessa named after the great Odysseus let's go champ we should head to the palace while we have the chance now I will just see if I can actually save her boom now I just hope she won't run into the the mercenary there cause then we'll get wrecked it's Talos stone fist it's just rubble what were you expecting I don't know something more grand my parents named me Odessa I'm Odysseus' namesake I thought if I came here I might understand him more well, do you? not at all take me to my boat I'll pay you there no, you're supposed to help me kill this this bastard ha I suppose we'll have to be a white knight and escort this fair maiden to her boat there we are this is for you such a disappointment why is that place so important to you are you joking Odysseus live there ruled there he ended the trojan war eluded skilla and carried this everything loyalty, love fighting spirit he had the attention of the gods too that caused him a lot of trouble and it made him a legend I don't know what it is even it's cute that you're determined I suppose you look cute right now as if nothing can get in your way I don't usually like being cute oh because you're an empowered woman is that it okay you're ugly you're ugly then that's not what I meant at all I can't tell if you're serious or not I was negging her there I think I was in a much poorer mood before now there's just so much I desire to be as great as Odysseus where do I even begin I don't give advice it seems like you're looking for advice I have none to give no surprise there thanks for the help I gave some advice to her but it wasn't available in the there the advice I would give though is simply the following that you should find yourself a nice husband settle down raise a good family and focus on that that is my sincere advice I think that would make her happy and what would make me happy I can actually kill this guy come back let us see if we can take on this guy now then die he has insulted Zeus this is why I have to do it to him finally he dies that was not according to plan we have to make a run for it Talos stone fist is coming at us come on I can't climb now for some reason now we're gonna hide here for a moment perhaps wasn't the best place to hide but maybe we can hide in this shrubbery right he's still looking for us but we're gonna sneak back here and loot this guy nice we received a war spear too that's nice now I'm just gonna run for it and see what what kind of reward we might get see if we have the boat yes we do boat looking aesthetic take command hmm I still need to climb that great statue of susbra too and then I need to left and kill Talos I must do this to gain the favor of Ares right we are our hello mate now I want my reward indeed safe and sound something more valuable today for your troubles misterius if I knew any better I'd think you were testing me perhaps aha he is trying to hire us in to become his mercenary you did well misterius about killing a general in megar do this for me and earn double what you earned today are you up to the task it would take you far away from kefalonia so far away you might never return I am a mythios not an assassin there's a first time for everything what do you say who is the general I have to kill who is this general they call him the wolf he do something to offend you yes he's costing me drachmi he's not good for business what can you tell me about megaris anything I should know about megaris only that it's the most valuable land in the greek world from a military perspective of course unfortunately for megarians it has two very powerful neighbors who just can't seem to play nice in the tug of war between coritha and Athens megaris is their own all right brav I'll take the contract for the lols I accept splendid you need a boat you have one don't you I don't have a boat if I had a boat we wouldn't be having this conversation a shame it's too far of a swim I'm afraid even for you I'll find one good I hope it's sturdy and why is that the seas are much more dangerous I'm afraid war is coming and the wolf is on the wrong side you won't be disappointed when your job in megaris is done come find me at pilgrims landing in Fokis all right mate cool that will have to be this episode thank you for watching and I will see you in the next one