 Welcome back to two men playing computer games for your pleasure. It is Road to Glory time. Social distancing. Social distancing. It is Road to Glory time. Everton off the back of four points. A good win against Chelsea and a draw against Sheffield Wednesday where we probably should have been beat but we got a draw. So you know what? It's not the worst thing you've ever done. If you can't win, don't get beat. We are playing Middlesbrough. We've got a very weak one on the like side but also a side that I would like to kick up and down the pitch. The likes of Nick Barney, Paul Lints. I mean he's got Steven Pears in goal. So that to me shows you Clayton Blackmore. Their danger obviously is Ravinelli and Jeanine Neal. And Boxer. They're very dangerous. The front four baby. So the front four are decent but come on. We've got Pina back after suspension which is good. Let's go win it. Come on, let's do it. Right, come on, let's do this. Come on. Serious game faces on in the tunnel. Let's go out and do this. Come on. Come on boys. Come on. There we go. That's Steve after all. Run for him. Run for him. He's just going on like it's a bit after the finish on. See. Fire's in there he's rolling. Woo. Form of butter. Play, he's almost. It's not the treat. You do that. You do that. Yes. Oh, Sylvan. Oh, you're after me. You're after me. You're after me. You're after me. Oh, come on. What's this? What's this? Oh, good sack. Nothing. Good sack over there. Nothing. Come on. Come on, Andre. Come on, Andre. Runy. Chris Ball from Runy. Kincelskis. Borechioch in attendance. He's got options in the box to be given. Come on. The Cougar win ahead. Oh, a couple of clats. For Steven Peers in the buttocks. Steven Peers. Oh, by Waggy. No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Good. Wins gone. Mr. Pass. Feder. Feder! Cornel do. In comes the corner. Just need to stick it. We're just not on here, are we? No. We're just not sharp enough. We just need to go. That's all of my ball out. Ooh. We just need something. OK. That's good. No. And it's been taken straight back. Look like you've done it. Look like you've done it. I said it. I'm trying. No! Face to face. Well done, Nigel. Oh. Up, up, up, up. OK. Get back. Get back. It's gone. Leave it. Leave it. Leave it. Oh, man. Good one. Good one. It's come through, and he's had a quick look inside. Going through. It's getting there as well. Yes! Yuck. Oh! Oh, it's a lovely little move. Best move of the game so far. We're seen little entertainment so far. We've had a lot to deal with. Play, we need to get it rolled. Oh, good ball. Oh, it was in as well, if Steven Peers on the shoulder corner. Come on, that's a nice one. Oh, he doesn't need a second invitation, even from that range. Ah, Pina, got it. Go on, go on, go on. Must deflect a bat in your cubo. Come on, it, come on, it! All right, that's a scruffy face, that's a football, that's a scruffy face, that's an exception. I mean, you're having an elite one, Bill. Right, come on. Got a raise, here you are. You raised me up! I got it. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on! Yack! Yack, I'm up being funny. I had the prestige, son. You should have just whipped that in. Why so much power? I mean, it's unlucky, but why so much power, really, so close. Speed pushes it off, Rooney, much better. Go on, go on. Speed ran the corner, speed cut to the grass! That would have been a super goal. Super, super, super goal. Boxer, Ravinelli, needed the tackle, got it from Arteta. Your cubo, there's runners right and left. He didn't pick either of them out. Again, he's off, Rooney. It's the third man running, can she help just now? Go on as well. Call the ball, come on! Come on! Arteta, it's a deep one. It's so deep, but the cubo does well. Oh, no, Yack, no. He's going to be fucked off. You knew the ball, foul mid-air acting. No, man, it's over. Go play. Much more evident on it is second half. You need a little bit of quality in front of Goal, Arteta. Speed, nice little early one, Rooney. Sjalskis in low. Probably going to go that early. Great, Arteta. One to dig more than anyone. No, that's not a problem. Boxer will play this time. Come on! Wave after wave now. Wave after wave. You need to run against Sjalskis and find him. Oh, brilliant from Sjalskis. Oh, needed to fire it. Rooney, the cubo. Oh, he's smuggled it away. What do you have? Oh! So they just drilled it up, Phil. He sucked our chances on the half-highlander. A weak pass. The fifth from the Martin. Oh, done. Oh, lucky. Defending my on-side. Come on! For us first attempt of Goal and came in 70-30. Goal. Come on. Rooney's fanpina. There's Platyp up the referee. So he's playing on Greek ball. Sjalskis. They're low. Your cubo. Couldn't get there. It's a win to speed back. It's now or never for evidence. There he is, Rooney wants it. They still get there. Go on! They're shooting boots on today. Two now. Good ball. Man, it broke through when he hit it. Pairs was called. Oh, did he just... Yes. Come on. Speed. Here you go. And again. Just won't go. Oh, no! Just won't go. That was brilliant football. Absolutely. Liquid football. Rooney and your cubo. Oh, and it is Pairs on the wrist. Scottie. Scottie. Scottie. Could have Scottie as well. Scottie. The final change. Well, the stamina was called in question then. Go on. Go on. Go on. You won't... They... Everton still attains to live on his wrong foot. Snowden Square. Snowden Square. They need to get it in. Snowden. Snowden. Dinks it in. Sjalskis. Oh! Gary Speed. Gary Speed. Three yards out. A late run. Oh! Needed to edit that. Edit it up. How have we not scored? Snowden then. Speed. Where you want to do it. Just come off his shoulder. Oh, he's absolutely dominated the game. Okay. Another three-point strap for Everton. This is frustrating. He could get even worse. I'm so glad. He's been stereo. But it really influenced the stand. Get it forward. Quick, quick, quick. This is going to go... How do you have no nils in bed? Okay. Wanted an easy game. Okay. We needed an easy game. Just to, you know... Just to get us up to the... Just to get us up there. Get that win. Get closer to Manchester United. It's a nice side. Derby. Yeah. Michael Owen. Declies. People see say. Yeah. Okay. No Gerard. Conservation. No. Butch. Machirano. Biscans. Ego Biscans, please. Come on, Blues. Night game. Cut the mistakes out. You know, that... We seem to... Have... Have struggled. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. We're off of this. Night game. Under the lights. Go to some path. Come on. We can do it. And we have in front of us this gloriously imposing arena. Absolutely picture perfect for a game with this nation. You can see that we've already started. Go on, Snods. Go on. Go on. Oh! Corner ball. Biscannate rolls getting back. Corner to Everton. This should be the perfect start. That's it. It's a flop. Oh, man. It's no pop at them. Oh, just looked it away. Okay, clear. Yeah, all right. Okay. All right. Go on. Fired it. Perfect ball. Oh! Yacky! What is wrong with you? Oh, man. That was a good shot. Great ball in from our Tete. And your QB on his own at the back post almost diving at it. Oh! Just as to hit the target. It's a good shot. Heels edge chance. Could have been the perfect start in the derby. Big win, Distan. Big win. Just to get off. She's a... And a shot! Oh, your jump! What the hell? Come from Distan. Poor defender. Rightfuls it into the roof of the net. Terrible goal to consist. That's pathetic by Distan. It really is. And no one was left alone. Distan nowhere to be seen. Oh, beautifully dispatched. There was no reaching that. Now that's what I call this. QB at one end. Heels edge. Head of the glide. Oh, much harder shots. Back of the net. That's a good shot. I mean, they've got behind the ball. The pain is the ultimate respect. Go on. He slits through. Good distance on it. He's on the counter. Go on. Foul defending. Where's the foul? Got to be one. Make strength too strong for his opponent. What's going on? Michael Owen just playing the plays. They're having to get him. See? There's Owen. It's too easy. Play it off. Get it back. Tune up. It starts on the halfway line. If Everton don't start winning, it battles on the halfway line. This is going to be seven or eight. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on that set here on your own. Go on there. Lovely for the man. Yes! Get in. Come on. Come on. Start putting some tackles in. Goal. Game on. More like it. Three play from Art Setter. And the finisism is, yes, they can't get near it. Come on. Come on. Two-one. Yes! That's better. That's better. You're going to take it. You're going to get it. Take turns now. He's going to take the ball. He's going to expect this. Right on the ball. Just left a bit on. I'm sure he's raking. This than that. He's raking. Raking. Right down the back of the Achilles. Sure. You've done that. You've done that. Okay. Break the sports. Go on. Win that. Win that. Yes, Wayne. The real chance to break. Oh, you start. Wait. Not you, the cupid. No reason to go. Hell, you didn't have to either. Good ball. Peanut. Peanut. Back into the middle. One inside. The cupid. Winning. What? Speed. Oh! Oh, my God. That's all. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. This stands the one for it. Oh, you jammy bugger. Two. No, no, no. Oh, keep it low. Keep it low. What the hell? Back in the game. What are you coming off your line for? Oh, the invitation was received with such a clever run. To shut your back out, if you can see. In utter confusion. Defensively, I'll wove up in this glory. Fresh air, Peter. And now they can fill their lungs and just blow them away. Well, that looks a foul. And they've given it. After a minute. You knew what was coming. That's the yellow card. So I'll send the box. Destroyed by Alvin. Four shots, four on target. Two goals. Now you win game. Five shots, four on target. One goal. Come on. Here we go again. Well, this might require them to produce a plan A, B, and C. And C, levelling the score is easier said than done. And I'll tell you, that hasn't been given by the manager. I think, Peter, we have to give credit where it's due. You've got to go and take the assistant to sort it out. What I like is that he doesn't hold back. He's got that who dares wins mentality. And he really goes for it. Oh, and a mixture of good defending and indecisive passing. No progress. Oh, he's yelling fast then. Just a goalkeeper to beat. Been of an appeal, but nothing doing by the boss to stay in attack. They're just looking to break, aren't they? One. Everything must be. Oh! Would have made it interesting. In a moment. Would have made it interesting. His reflexes were ultra sharp. That is, of course, so someone shot him. That's a Martin, which would have been a goal. What? He's pulled play back and has booked him for the original offense. Literally, it's a derby. Nothing wrong with it. A smart save. Number four. He's got through. It's taken out. That'll be a foul. It rolls away when it wins. Three-one. Number six moves back. Good in-roads into enemy territory. What? Oh, my God. Come on! He's got the ability to even pass the football. One. One. Go on, yeah. Oh! Great build-up. It all deserved a better ending. It's easy to say it, but difficult to stop it when runs in behind her are being made like that. You'll be hit in the target. Mash a boost to Middlesbrough. Go on! Put it in! Put it in! Come on! Come on! Come on! And it has to be said an absolute gift from the pilot from... Come on! Very, very net. Twenty minutes. We have caught ourselves again. No, he wasn't being fooled. Oh, piss! Come on, come on. I mean, that's a f... What the f***? F*** off! What is that? Right off. It was our foul. And you give them a f***ing foul and he just plays it. Knocks us out the way and plays it. Yeah, of course. Whatever. Whatever. He's getting his rig from the off. It was absolutely nothing wrong with his heart and the effort he put in. He was very willing, though, to get the ball out from one of the sponsors in the game. Come on! Oh, it's a f*** off. Yeah, it's a target. It's a target. Once again, just bullied our defenders. One for three. Not one of them could get a grip. It's done well done. Oh, it's a great ball. F***ing hell! Oh, my God! I did not go to the uni. Oh, my God! Number five, Nick. It's a... Get the f***! That goalie is s***. Keepers never, ever playing for us again. Never. I've had a trim over the ring goal. He is s***. Oh, my God. Nigel S*** Martin. I want to impeccably to set up the goal. Oh, my God, the goalie. Four in the game. He is the man. Oh. Liverpool grab a three-goal lead. It's just too easy. No doubt as to who has the momentum here now. The only doubt is how many... He shows the David to put in the worst display of the season at every effort he's seen. Oh, my God! Destroyed. Destroyed. No way back from that. Only if you should get online for that result. The league's gone. It's trying to better blow the Champions League places. Neil Millwick Middlesbrough of the home is embarrassing. Here you go. Destroyed. Join us next time. Don't. I wouldn't. Just watch it. Put yourself through it. Just watch it if you want. See you later.