 One of the best Yu-Gi-Oh characters of all time, Joey Wheeler went up against a wide variety of characters during his time in the limelight, one of which, the most memorable might I say, was Bones. Bro, you don't gotta lie to them, bro. One of the most forgotten opponents that Joey, there were so many random squabbles that went on in Dula's Kingdom, everyone forgot about Bones, but this guy was like, in like, introduced a zombie hard type to us, bro. Bro, he introduced all of zombies. This little freak right here, Bones? He looked like he needed to sleep. Bro, that guy ugly. Why you gotta be so rude? Anyway, I'll put, damn, I'm jealous. I want to say, you know, I'm gonna be motivated, rookie, I ain't been playing like that. What is that? Bro, I ain't been playing. I got a little rescue rabbit icon. What am I dueling against, man? You're dueling against a freak of nature, a genuine beast, bro. A genuine, I haven't played ranked in nine years for you, sir. Bro, I just, I don't have any art types to play, man. Oh, brother, this is why I don't play ranked, because I'm bad at the game. I'll start by activating my field spell. So good. And then I'll just play Axe Raider. And that's my turn, pretty much. Oh my God, that's wrong. Yeah, you bet your sweet mimeeage is wrong. Wait, you thought just because I didn't know how to play the game. And that'll be the welcome you to the underworld. I don't remember anything. This guy, this guy dorky as hell, bro. Hey, fuck off, man. Hey, fuck off, man. I wish both said that in the show. Hey, fuck off, man. And then I'll set a monster. And end my turn. I got quite a lot of my plays on. What, what possible? Oh, brother. What, bro? What? I also follow up by playing Masaki, the legendary swordsman. Oh, this is getting a little dangerous, Dion. This got zero defense. What is armor without that zombie? I'll activate all of the hunted to bring back armored zombie in attack mode. Yeah. You got me, but I stunned me. Look at him shaking in his boots over there. He is a zombie. I can't keep these guys in the grave. Next, I'll tribute summon. What a sick joke making an armored zombie card with zero defense. Into vampire dragon. What the fuck? And I'll destroy your Axe Raider. And I'm feeling too confident anymore, are we? I actually am. You have one glaring fault. What, bro? Your defense. Yeah, but I'm not in defense mode. Well, I don't think it matters when I'll play my spell card Shield and Sword. You're looking pretty open to attack. But I'm not going to have Masaki do it. I'll let Daruse's. Yeah, I don't know him either, but he's kind of like alligator swordsman, but he's alligator ax man. Take 2,000 attack to the face. And yeah, I know you tribute summon, so you get your little effect. Yeah, bro. Vampire dragon. I think it's at any level 4. The lower monster from my deck to the hand. Vampire dragon, by the way, gotta be the ugliest dragon I've ever seen. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa there. This guy grows as hell. Look at this guy. He's got an axe swinging beast warrior with the head of a dragon. I mean, he's got a whole body like a dragon. What is that? Zombie master. Bro, this guy's making combo plays. Name your own business. Oh, in my turn. That's all I got. That's about time I was waiting. I'll play my call of the mummy. What? Allowing me to special summon. What is going on? My zombie master. He's kind of strong for an effect monster. And now this card, uh, dragon zombie. And then I'll special summon dragon zombie. You haven't even normal summoned yet. I haven't, but there's not much I can really do beyond that. So I'll play another dragon zombie. Jesus Christ. What a board. Look at these zombies. Blood in the board, but just can't do anything against your Oonga Boonga. I know. What? Nothing. I could have had like a sweet play, but I would have needed another card. It's nothing. Get rid of zombie monster master. Bro, he's the master. You don't even call him that, bro. You call him by his appropriate name. He's my best monster right now. I'll set a card and I'll go into battle. Dragon zombie destroyed. You wack as hell, bro. How do you know? I already know. Are you like you tribute summon two cards? Fuck you. I don't own red eyes yet. I have nothing. What do you mean you got 2,000 attack? I can't do anything against this. Not my dragon zombie. I draw. Oh my God. What? You got a whole ass cartoonish feel. Bro, yeah. Cartoonish. Motherfuckers getting cooked. Bro, I'm going to start swinging. Shout out Tigeraxe. I got a bunch of- You've been swinging. Bro, yeah, but I'm a keep swing. Tigeraxe looks like a fucking Frosted Flakes regen. Do you have a clown zombie? Do you have anything that has any defense points at all? I don't. I haven't seen him yet. Can a zombie really send zombies? No defense back in the day. Bro, it makes sense. Like if you think about it, you punch a zombie, they just fall apart or whatever. That's what I'm saying about skeletons. I'll play my armored zombie and I will crash. You're going to crash? You are so afraid of something that doesn't exist. Leave me alone, bro. I'm not afraid. I haven't run up on Rex yet. Oh, you're cooked. Damn. I just drew better than you this duel, dude. I just am so good at this game. It is just insane what Axe Raider can do to a guy. Holy moly. I'll activate my next call of the hunted. Oh, bro. There. And I'll bring back my vampire dragon. Oh, shit. Yeah, you was doing a lot of barking over there, bro. I was doing a lot of barking, but I thought it was over. I thought it was over, bro. Well, now I need a cartoonishly top tech my way out of this. Oh, dang. Oh, who's drawing better? Because I just drew a 1900 beat stick in zombie mammoth. Oh, you only run literally one of those. Yikes. I just... See, my math wasn't great here. I don't want to destroy him. No, Garoozies. Well, I mean, might as well. You know what? I'd rather... You might have an equip spell in there, but now you'll take damage, right? You sure will. Oh, wait. It's me. I'm not fucking discounted. I wish you had only 1900. It was the 1900. God, that would have been sick. That would have been pretty embarrassing. Dang, zombie mammoth. I thought you were going to be a good card. This is back when they thought they had to punish you for having a 1900 beat stick. Oh, look at him scared. Yeah, look at me scared. Hey, if you would have mind, could you stop your defense? I can't. Yeah. Oh, look at this little idiot. Clown zombie. Go ahead. Get in there. Go to work. No. Oh, okay. I'm coming for Vampire Dragon next. I don't know what monster in my deck can get over Vampire Dragon, but I'll find the answer if it's in here. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I doubt it. Hey, I doubt it. No, I will. I'm coming for you, Vampire Dragon. There's been a lot of barking over there. What happened to all that confidence? I kind of forgot Vampire Dragon was in the graveyard. Yeah, bro. Now I'll play my... This is a long name. What the fuck? Graveyard and the Hand of Invitation. It's a hand coming out of a grave or something. How many turns I got left at this pace? One? Yeah, because I'm going to draw another monster. Oh my God. Yeah, you're done. You're done, kid. Okay, what's the answer? What's the answer? Time Wizard. Hey, you can't win them all, man. These zombies just didn't stay dead, man. They just never perish. No, they did not. No, they did not. Oh, you lucky I didn't have this card before because it would have been a different game. Vampire Kingdom. Plus 500 during battle phase? Don't worry. Don't worry. Let me see what you can do. You're playing a dangerous game, bro. If I draw Time Wizard, I didn't. Yeah, you're not the real... You're not the real Joey. Can I get some help? You're an imposter, a phony, in fact. My hand is trashed right now. Joey didn't learn Jack. Yeah, bro. I'm going to just leave you at 100. Let me just... This hand is about to finish you off. You're making a mistake, bro. You're making a mistake. No, you didn't make a mistake. Holy shit. I hit a... You can't play any card. I talked all that shit in a rough patch. You couldn't play any of these cards? Well, I guess I could have played one of them, but it wouldn't have changed the state of the game. Bro, I'll give her the Vampire Dragon for you. Bro, Zanky. Wow, that's trashed. They even got it in Bevelwood. Bro, I got cooked. I hit my rough patch. Bro, can you talk shit, bro? Bro, because I was feeling it, bro. You know what I say, bro? I don't think Joey would have talked shit. I don't think Joey would have talked shit. I think they just lower your luck stat when you're ranked whatever the fuck the buggy is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Honestly, you want to know what your misplay was, bro? What's that? You used Trap Hole on, like, I'm pretty sure it was, like, a 1200 attack monster. Yeah. You should have saved that for, like, something, I don't know, actually scary. Speaking of scary... He would do it all over by then. It's Zombie World! Ooh! Already. And I'll play my Snake Hair. What the fuck? That is such a powerful card. 1500. No, Zombie World. What the fuck? Oh, yeah, bro. No treat me summoning unless it's a zombie. That shit just shut me down. Now, people actually, like, this is a, you are for a reason. People use this to stop, like, flu. Hey, bro, if I draw the vampire one, don't worry, bro. I'll get rid of this for you, because I want to see you, you know, honestly, what you're able to do. I always find a way out of tough spots and duels. Oh, this is a, this is, it's going to be bad for you, Dada. I'm just letting you know. No, it's going to be bad for you. I don't think you understand, like, it's going to be bad for you. Like, this is going to be very bad for you. Flame manipulator cannot catch a break. Oh, okay, how do I do this? Let's see. Oh, brother. You go be bad for you, Dada Noya. Dada, you got one turn left. And I'm not even joking. I can get out of there. No, you got one turn left. Like, I finish you next turn. Uh, well then, I guess I won't let that happen. Bro, Y-Bones deck, correct. Oh, you're using it now? I don't have a choice, do I? I could, it's so risky. Bro, my deck is way better than yours. No, no, no. I'm going to see the, I'm going to see... No, you literally, like, you lose. I don't even care if, like, Time Wizard resolves. Like, you lose. But, yeah. What is your other option? God, please, I got Waze around Vampire Dragon. I got Waze around Vampire Dragon. I just decided, no, no. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Yes, I knew I could trust you, Time Wizard. I knew I'd be able to trust you, man. It's like, I just, I'm going to let him, it's like when Mr. Krabs all spuncrob with the pie that he ate and he was going to blow up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Injured. Like, there's just genuinely nothing you can do to win this. I'm sorry. 5k? I do. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I may be locked out. I may be down to just Time Wizard, but I still win these. You don't. Nah, I win these, I win these, I win these. I promise you don't. I promise, like, this is your last... If I don't win this turn, I will surrender. Well, what do you have? I'm just that confident, bro. Alright, so Zombie Master, activate, send away Zombie Mammoth, bring back Zombie Mammoth, activate Call of the Haunted. Oh, brother! Bring back Zombie Vampire Tracking. What the fuck? Is it even normal Summoned yet? Actually, normal Summoned Zombie Master, but you know. Alright. Goddammit. And activate Tribute to the Doom just for you. Wow! I told you there was nothing you can... You're just cooked, man. There's just nothing you can do. Jesus Christ! What the... Does he actually... So we got these decks from Legacy of the Duelist. I don't know if he actually like... Bones, pull this shit on Joey at the show? I don't know. I don't know. This was his, like, earliest deck on Legacy of the Duelist. Alright, last duel. I'm winning. This is wild. I don't remember Bones doing any of this. What are you laughing at? Who got you laughing like that? Like, I ain't gonna win this last one. Nah, like, this is gonna be just one of those videos. You just don't win a duel. Konami, by the way, I wanted to yell at you. Add in the old cards. We just wanna use them for fun and for character duels. But here I am with Pot of Extravagance. Because I can't use Pot of Greed. And he drew all of them on me. I'm bringing out my clown zombie. Mmm, I'll set a card face down and end my turn. I'm gonna wipe you off the board. Oh my God, you are good. You're not. You're not. First, I'll activate Pot of Greed. Ignore the fact that I have to banish six cards from my extra deck. Hopefully I didn't banish the one side. And all my flame swordsmen are gone. Thank you, Konami. I'm freezing it. Hey, you're Rose. You're falling for yelling at him, bro. So basically, what Dotto was saying is when we heard that they were gonna, like, allow some ban cards to be unlimited, we assumed, like, Pot of Greed and stuff would be able to finally be able to be used. And it technically is, but we can't craft it. So, like, until there's a means to getting the card... Oh. Yeah, you thought I wasn't gonna clear the whole board with one head? Time, Wizard, time! You're killing it, man. All of my fucking flame swordsmen go down me. You couldn't hit anything else. Yeah, I don't think you win these, Dotto. All right, I'm gonna hit you with Armored Zombie. I do win these. Yeah, you don't. You got something activatable? What is this? Your horse? No. No, I wish I had a mirror force. I always find a way out of these tricky situations. Ooh, and there's my way out. And his name is Axe Raider. Yeah, you're gonna be doing a lot more than saying, ah, when I'm done with you. All right, Wheeler. I draw. All right. Yeah, run and hide. I draw. Ooh. I'll play Flame Manipulator in attack mode because all the flame swordsmen are gone. One. And then let me go ahead and get a two. Not two. Yeah, lose 30 life points. Oh, no way. You've got castle. Is this the pumpkin match? Are you gonna pumpkin my shit? Bro, if I could fucking draw that idiot. I draw. I'll end my turn. Can you get over 19-30, bro? Yes, I can. No! I'll draw again. Don't trick me, summon. What if I did tribute summon using your Castle of Dark Illusion? Ah. I'm not aiming for the castle. I'm aiming for the ground around it. Ah. Shut up. Wow. Bro, I was so excited for Castle of Dark Illusion, bro. I was, too, bro. I was, too. But also, I mean, I can't attack this turn, huh? Yeah, so would you. Thank God, I was about to say, I'm about to get fucking fried right now. This whole exchange did cook me there. I don't know why I used it on that, but here I go. Also, how come Lee again? Why am I putting Lee again in here if he doesn't get the boost? I'll activate Call of the Mummy. Another one. Followed by Call of the Mummy. I'm just showing you that I bricked, bro. That's all. Bro fucking bricked. I'll bring out Clown Zombie. Ah. Blame it a few later. God, weird-ass life point number you got. Oh, yes, sir. What, bro? I'll activate Cost Down and get rid of Koji so that I can bring forth my love of battle guard. Oh. Yeah, the strategy's starting to kick in now. Any second now, I'm going to draw my swamp battle guard. Bro, no. Me bricking just kicked in. Bro, look at these back row, bro. Look at these dumb-ass cards, man. Hey, don't worry. I'll give you some time like you gave me some time. I need my swamp battle guard anyway. Yeah, you knew the battle. You knew the battle guards were going to get you eventually. Baby Dragon. I want to leave you pretty low. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Baby with a crisp fitty. Bro, look at like us after the multi versus tournament. Put 50 cent on my life point number, right? I'll activate Call of the Mummy. Special summoning. In Vintage Yu-Gi-Oh, this is insane. To call forth Pump King the King of Ghosts. Oh, shit. You actually had the combo. No. I messed something up. So you're going to give me one more turn, right? And like not destroy my Pump King the King of Ghosts, bro. I could, but I won't. What do you mean you could? Well, what do you mean? I believe you. But like what do you mean? I would easily be able to overcome the Pump King. You're capable of doing that right now getting rid of him? Right this turn, I could have got rid of him, but I spared you. Ooh, which one of these losers would have done it? Is it your trap card that would have done it? Any one of these losers could have done it. That's it. I'm playing Vampire Kingdom and I'll get rid. All right, all right. So you're biting the hand that feeds you, bro. Bro, I got to start making the play at some point. No! When did he ever play that? And now I'll draw my Ace Monster Time Wizard and I'll send you off with a cannon finish. We're tying the wizard out. Bro, if you would have given me one more turn, I would have just won. I'm just saying, I would have won. One more turn and this duel is just over. Big mistake. I'll give you one more turn. Big mistake. Why not? The caller of your demise, the one and only Dragon Zombie. You think you did something? Yeah, bro. This duel's over. Good luck. I knew I would be rewarded for my patience. Oh, nay. They call him Swap Battle Guard. Yeah. I can't even be mad at this one. Enjoy your 500 battle. They call him Swap Battle Guard and Lava Battle Guard. Nah, that was sick. I love those two little idiots. I know. I like them too. Konami, make them a playable archetype with more friends. Who else? Rock Battle Guard? Yeah, and Air Battle Guard. Anyway, that's the end of this video, bro. I got caught. 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