 After the president's historic interview with a growing man who transitioned into a little girl 90 days ago to sell a whole lot of makeup on Tik Tok, the president has transitioned his entire approach to creating legislation. Central manufacturing, outstanding. Outstanding. You're not going to tell me I have too much experience, are you? Certainly not. You're perfect for the job. Great. Can you be a minority woman in order to get the job? No. No exceptions. I want this job. I need it. I can do it. Everywhere I've been today, there's always been something wrong. Too young, too old, too short, too tall. Whatever the exception is, I can fix it. I can be older. I can be taller. I can be anything. Can you be a minority woman? One bold man answers, yes, he can. The president has realized that transitioning everything, that's the key. Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seats up, man. For example, he has now transitioned an inflationary spending bill into an inflation reduction bill. What the fuck is this? Obviously, you're not a golfer. Just by changing the name. These aren't the droids you're looking for. These aren't the droids we're looking for. As demonstrated by the Inflation Reduction Act. What has that got to do with it? Back off, man. I'm a scientist. Rumor has it that the Inflation Reduction Act is going to start its own TikTok account to fight back against the haters. I'm inflation reducing, dang it, says the new TikTok account. Can't you see the dress I put on and the pronouns in my bio? I find your lack of faith disturbing. I mean, honestly, I have clearly listed my TikTok pronouns as inflation reduction. And inflation reduction is how I demand to be addressed. And if you don't refer to me as such, you, sir, are an incel bigot. Whatever that is, I don't even know anymore, but that's what you are. Just like that, our inflation problem is solved. And I say we fight back! Are you with me? Yeah or nay? Which one means yes? Or if not solved, unaddressed. Or possibly not unaddressed, but rather inaddressed and outlawed from discussion. It's just occurred to me we really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment. I blame myself. So do I. I have no sense worrying about it now. Which is basically the same thing, right? Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. Yep. Let's get ready. Switch me on.