 What if Cooler came to dynamic to try and stop Frieza from gathering all of the Dragon Balls for himself in order to steal the wish, ultimately leading to a brother civil war that would go on to destroy the entire planet? And what if all of that was because of one man, and that man was Zarbon? Well, if somehow you've always wanted to see that story, Dragon Ball Z Budokai TKG2 has a complete story just for you. And today on the channel, we're going to play through that story to see how Zarbon makes this story unfold. It's finally time to get into the next what if saga. I'm putting this above even completing the Frieza stuff because the Raditz one was so good, dude. Raditz is one of my favorite characters, and I know nothing about beautiful treachery. A what if story about Zarbon's sad fate? Did I make these what ifs? Why are they covering my favorite characters that nobody else cares about? This is sick. No spoilers, dude. These intros always do spoilers. Beautiful treachery. You actually get to play as Zarbon. Is this one going to be another, like, heart-wrencher dude? Hold on. Let me go. I guess we just go straight to the point. As Dodoria staggered, cut off guard by Gohan and Krillin's attack, Zarbon came to his rescue. Oh, Zarbon's here. Dodoria, why in the world are you having trouble with these runs? But Zarbon, they're stronger than I thought. Hey, give them their credit. Give them their credit. You must be from Earth. Why did you come here? Why would we tell you? We better get moving, Gohan. Yeah, get out of here, Krillin. The fight with Dodoria was honestly pretty tough. Oh, sorry, I can't let you. I can't let y'all do that, though. All right, I gave Zarbon a blast and a speed. That's it. Nothing too crazy. I just want him to have the ability to level up after that Bardock fiasco. Hey, I'm sorry about this, Gohan. Now I'm fighting on the other side. Now I can see through Zarbon's eyes. Come here. Okay, I'll block that. All right, I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. Easy dodge. Mix ups. Wow. How did Gohan just go straight into a grab like that? Bloody dance. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Eight. Wow. Not nine Ks. A little crazy. I'll do it again. I'm sorry, Gohan. Hey, listen, you guys put up a good fight against Dodoria, but Dodoria is like six levels below the... Oh, hold on. You got me wanting to fire a beam too. Shooting star arrow. Did less than my rush attack, but I'll take it. Let me see these Zarbon combos. Don't do this. Don't do this. Damn. A bar. And they just be making everybody hit hard in this game. Shooting star arrow. How did I miss? No, enough with the beams, dude. Enough with the beams. Block that. Step up. Sweep the leg. Pop him up. Oh, no. Dude, little Gohan is... Where is he going? Why is Gohan spamming like crazy? Another thing I'm just realizing. Wait, do they give the bots like my Evolution Z? Maybe this is a conspiracy theory because I did give Gohan a lot of key. So maybe it's the bots thinking that he should be firing more attacks? I don't know. Look, that's just one man's conspiracy theory. Let me take care of Krillin here. I feel like I should still be able to win with just Zarbon, even though I am moving super slow. My goodness. Zarbon attacks weird as hell in this game. No. Got him. Cancel out the beam. We're using rush attacks all 2024. Damn. I heard him hit the ground from here. What's Zarbon's ultimate? Is it just elegant blaster? Oh, God. I'm not dodging that. Oh, back step. It is elegant blaster. Boom. All right. It honestly didn't do that much. I feel like I should just go with rush attacks. The scaling in this game is weird sometimes. All right. Sit him down. Oh, I got that wild sense in me. Oh, I got that wild sense in me. Oh, I told you I got that wild sense in me. Yeah. Take a break. He is getting a lot of key. Does he have my Evolution Z abilities? Is that why Piccolo is so hard for me? Anyway, sit down, Gohan. I'm really here more for the story than the fights, even though the fights, you know, I hope they're hard. Against the combined onslaught of Zarbon and Dodoria, Gohan and Krillin stood little chance. Man, they got messed up. How did they get out of this? The two were captured and questioned. Damn. Hey, Slick, where's Vegeta? You can find him, right? Why? Well, spin it out, or you're in for a word of pain. I don't think they're questioning Gohan right now. Okay, we'll find him. Thus, Krillin struggled to sense the energy of a traitorous Vegeta. Oh, we're snitching Vegeta out. All right. Well, Krillin's here. I don't know if Gohan died or something. I don't think Gohan actually died. I think Krillin would react to that a little more negatively. But I am curious, how do Gohan and Krillin get out of this? Thanks to Krillin's energy sensing ability, Zarbon and Dodoria have learned Vegeta's location. Zarbon, but how? Oh, damn. Too bad, Vegeta. Thanks to the Earthlings, finding you was easy. Oh, you ain't have to tell if we snitched like that. I hope you're ready, you stupid monkey. Whoa, bro, relax. Do you intend to live in Frieza's shadow forever? Oh, Vegeta's going to talk some sense into him? New Timwits could rule the universe. Could? Hey, Vegeta's kind of like skill checking this. Shut up, Vegeta. Come on, Dodoria. Right. Dodoria was more shaken by that than Vegeta was. Oh my God, he is getting jumped. Why would I not lead with Krillin? No, no, this is Zarbon's story. I should play as Zarbon. Is Vegeta going to like hit hard or something? Oh, you can instantly get that behind the scenes action, Vegeta. Oh, God. Okay, so 5K on block. I'm going to go ahead and assume that he is going to hurt. Yeah, this is not going to be an easy one. This is not going to be an easy one. All right, all right. You can't science at that. 8K is not bad. Dude. Dude. All right, he only has four health bars though. If it is true that they get my techniques, I'm actually very glad I didn't give him help. Well, Zarbon died. Zarbon died so quickly. I like that Krillin is still excited to be in this battle. He's basically captured and just doing things for them. But he's excited, bro. Look at Krillin. Block that easy. Oh, no beam clash. Thank God because I was not going to win it. Let's go. Rock him, sock him, get a little 4K damage there. All right, I couldn't deflect that. He's got blasts. He's got blasts is what I'm assuming. Oh, he is kind of crazy at the dodges though. 9K. Oh, God. Oh, God. Shut up. Oh, how did I get behind him? Let's go. Step up. Solar flare. Oh, I got him looking goofy, except he found me instantaneously. But whatever, I still had him looking a little goofy. Combos. Oh, he got cooked. Wow. Thanks, Krillin. You know, once Zarbon went down, the heck she got a lot easier. Hey, I'm just bringing Vegeta into justice, man. He deserves to get snitched on. Against the combined powers of Zarbon and Dodora, even the Saiyan Prince Vegeta was no match. Yep. Get on, dude. You fool. Bro made it too easy. He did make a good point. We could use the Dragon Balls to take over. Dodoria, even with the Dragon Balls, you ain't doing nothing. Eternal beauty. He's doing this for eternal beauty? Huh? What's wrong, Zarbon? Nothing. We'd better get searching for the Dragon Balls. Let's go, Dodoria. Bro just wants to be pretty forever, bro. Having dealt with Vegeta, Zarbon and Dodoria resumed their search for the Dragon Balls. Hey, I don't want to ask the dark grim questions, but what did they do with Krillin? Does he just get to stay around because they're feeling nice, or did they just execute him? Oh, no, he's still alive. All right, he's still doing good. Once again, making use of Krillin's ability, Zarbon and Dodoria gathered the Dragon Balls. Oh, they needed him. Like, maybe the Dragon Radar? That's the last of the Dragon Balls. Okay, but no props for Krillin? Dodoria, I'm sorry, but it's time for you to die. Oh my God! What? Eternal beauty will be mine. Bro, just go to a Sephora, man. It ain't that deep. What? What are you doing? Oh, yes, dude. I get to... Oh, and even Krillin's gonna... Yo, I like the idea of Krillin's just like, wow, I'm game. Yeah, let's get one of you out of here. Oh, Dodoria couldn't find me. I crawled. Why does he have blue health? Hold up. Wait a minute. How hard is this fight going to be? Not hard at all, bro. They gave him no AI. Bro can't even think for himself. Look at him. Mixups. Oh, it is dumb as it. Oh, right here. Bop, bop, bop, bop. His arm does attack stupid slow, though. Those kicks in the head don't even look right. Yo, make it a little challenging at least, Dodoria. Come on. Where's the fun? Yo, somebody... Did somebody please make it a little challenging at least? Yo, this is the easiest fight of all time. Dodoria, you are a fraud and a scrub. How do I transform? I really wish I could. All right, dude. Let's do a beam clash for all time's sake, buddy. Elegant blaster. Come on. I got to win at least one beam clash in this game. I can't win. I can't. Wow, that hurt. Bro, all I want to do is win a beam clash. You wouldn't think I'm asking for the... No. Bloody dance. Dance with me, Dodoria. Dance the Dance of Life. Yeah, go ahead. Sit over there and think about what you did. And by that, I mean get shot. How is he still alive? Check that. Oh, come on. I take that. And now, Zarbonne has to... And once again, Krillin has to come in and save the day. Oh, damn. Krillin, watch out. Oh, double headbutt, triple headbutt. Yo, he's kind of... Yo, he kind of has combo damage. No way. 10k off a grab. When did this fight get 10 times harder? Oh, God, I had to just shoot him. I didn't know what else to do. Oh, God. Blink it. I am not going to lose now. Zarbonne put up too much work and it would be too goddamn hard to get back here. He blocked that? Finish him, Krillin. Finish him. Yes. Okay, that got a little risky at the end. I'm not going to lie. I had to focus up. Hey, big clear. Moving on in the story. So when does Zarbonne's story... It said at the beginning, experience Zarbonne's sad story. In a surprise move, Zarbonne has turned on his partner, Dodoria. Look at this. Bro, you finished him off. With this and the others in Frieza's possession, we'll have all seven Dragon Balls. We all? Yo, Zarbonne's on the team. Eternal youth and beauty will be mine. This beautiful face and body will last forever. He's kind of feeling himself. What are you doing? You can't beat Frieza, can you? Krillin, bro, let him play into our hand. They're going to start moving soon. And all the chaos, I can take the Dragon Balls easily. Zarbonne's treachery continues. All right. Well, I'm still not sure how Zarbonne's going to outplay Frieza here, but I'm interested. Let's get the rest of these Dragon Balls. What? My brother Cooler is coming here to Planet Namek? What? What is happening? It seems he has somehow learned the Dragon Balls and plans to usurp you. Robi lying out his goddamn mouth. Bro, look at him. In fact, it was Zarbonne who prompted Cooler's trip to Ni... But you... Wait, so why didn't we just lie? Why are we telling the truth? That's it. I won't let anyone else steal my immortality. Well, it seems there's no choice but to fight. Damn, Cooler's involved in this? The only threat to Frieza's power. Cooler arrives and quickly dispatches a messenger. Lord Frieza, Cooler is calling. He asked that you come immediately. Bro, are we going to see Frieza and Cooler fight? Let him interfere. Zarbonne, take care of this. I'm going to go snitch. Yes. Oh, I'm taking care of the messenger. We can play as Frieza... Oh, I got to play as Frieza. Hold on. Zarbonne, take a backseat. Let Frieza do this. Oh, look at little baby Frieza. Hold on. Let me get... Oh, let me get up on close personal. Oh, Frieza can't sweep the leg. Oh, yes, I can. Hey, look at baby Frieza go. Block that. Oh, I take these combos. Yeah. Oh, you know how pissed I would be if I worked for Cooler? And I was like, all right, I'll deliver a message to your brother. And then I just start getting my fucking ass beaten. Nah, I'm tired. I am so upset if I'm this guy, man. All right, let me charge up. Death Beam. Oh, I'm spoiling the Frieza saga for myself. Punishing Rush. Oh, wow. This kind of looks like bloody dance. But I got a little bit of a different cadence. And 5k damage, not bad for a messenger, if I'm being honest. Hey, hey, relax, bro. With these... All right, recover. Do I really hit him with the... All right, I'm a punishing rush him again. I was going to say, let me hit him with Frieza's ultimate. But, you know, I got better things to do. I have to go beat Cooler eventually. But that being said, I mean, can I really resist landing an ultimate? The answer was no. Death Ball. Let's go. Dang, I took out... Oh my God. This arc is happening so quickly. I'm sorry, Namek. And I didn't even hit him. What? Bro, how did he not get hit by that? Death Beam. Bro, you should have been dead about roughly eight minutes ago. And no way you're grabbing Frieza. Hold on, power scalers, get this guy. Death Beam through all that. Damn, Death Beam is broken. That move is crazy. Easy clear. I mean, we were fighting with Frieza. That was the easiest match of all time. Well, Zarbhan intercepts Cooler's messenger. Lord Frieza, how should I go about this? Oh, play in the role perfectly. Let's go with Cooler. Call the Ginyu Force. Oh, we are working Frieza like, oh my God. Zarbhan is an evil genius. Ignoring Frieza's orbiters, Zarbhan makes his way towards Cooler's balcony. Never mind. Bro said, call the Ginyu Force. He said, of course. I'm not doing that. I'm going to go talk to Cooler. Wow, they actually got Cooler's henchman. On his way towards Cooler's spaceship, Zarbhan encounters the elite soldier, Salsa. Your Salsa? Oh, man. You know, not to be a hater on Frieza, but I imagine that Cooler's guys are just on a different level from Frieza's guys. Zarbhan, the soldier Lord Cooler sent isn't returned. What's going on? Frieza killed him. Frieza's dealing with him. Shall I inform Lord Cooler? Oh, we... Zarbhan! Oh, damn! How dare you! Bro, I should have fucking blew your head off, man. Somehow, Dodoria has survived. Could this mean the end of Zarbhan's treacherous plans? That rotten Frieza, I'll deal with that traitor. What? So Frieza really is attempting a cue? Oh, we got to play this. We got to play this off. No forgiveness for traitors! Thank God Dodoria didn't say anything else. That could have been bad. I got to kill this guy now, bro. You should have shut your mouth. I know I'm about to say something wild, but this isn't too different from, like, Better Call Saul. This is the exact same reason I like Better Call Saul. Zarbhan is gaining over his head, bro. Bro is just Nacho for it. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is actually just Nacho's story, like, 10 years before Better Call Saul was even a thing. Also, damn, I am getting cooked! Holy shit, this is about to be the fight of my life! Please, Dodoria, don't make me work this hard, man. It's not that serious. Oh, God. All right, we didn't break our guard, so I'm doing good. I still have to find a way to get four health bars out of the way. I'm going to have to start cheesing. Bloody dance! Dance with me. Dance with me, Dodoria. Please! I need you to dance with me. All right, while he's sitting this one out, I think it's best to just charge up. Oh, hell no, bro. You got to get shot for that. If he does it again, I'm shooting him again. Oh, sorry. Sorry, man. I am so sorry, but... Oh, Dodoria, you shouldn't have tried that. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you should have. You tried to hit me again. I'm so sorry about that. Come here. Come here. Stand up. Yeah, you want to do all that talking, all that shit check. You should have stayed dead from the first... Oh, God. Oh, God. No. No! No grabs! Damn it! Damn it, Dodoria. I hate you. Hey, this time I'm not going easy on him, though. I- I am on your ass, Dodoria. I am- Oh, you are getting good! No! He had to lock on to me, so that's probably why he ran up like that. But I can't- I can't take that. Oh, God. No grabs, no grabs, no grabs. If there's no grabs, then I really have nothing to worry about. I can guard everything else. I just don't know how to- Oh! I just don't know how to tech in this game. I thought that was a gra- Four stamina bars? You broke my- Thank God, Zarbhan actually has a two-key boss move. Oh, Dodoria, you walked right into my trap! Takes hit damage. Bloody dance, bloody dance! No. Oh, God, I can't take any more failure, man. My heart just can't take it. Bloody dance! Ah, I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared, dude. I'm getting scared for even in health. I worked two goddamn hard. Okay, you might be like- Oh, God, shoot him. 14k, though. That is impressive stuff. No! Thank you. Thank you, bro. I- I really did not want him to beat me. All right, now let me get back to lying, bro. I got to make it seem like Frieza's planning a coup. This time, Zarbhan settles things with Dodoria. Sousa, Frieza's planning to attack Lord Cooler. Please, notify him. Oh, we just be lying! Of course, but what we need is- I'll keep an eye on Frieza. I'll contact you as soon as he makes his move. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Zarbhan is a little strategic genius! Thus, as Zarbhan expected, the epic showdown between brothers commenced. No way! Bro, are we about to get a cooler versus Frieza? And because of a Zarbhan, what if? These riders are spin! I need to see this, bro. If I get to play as Cooler, or I just want to watch Cooler beat Frieza's ass. Aw, damn! Frieza called the Ginyu Force himself with the powerful Ginyu Force to back him up. Frieza leads an invasion of Cooler's spaceship. Zarbhan tried to use this opportunity to take the last Dragon Ball from Frieza's ship, however- Oh, no. Hey, it's Zarbhan! What? Are you scared, you shrimp? No, what are you doing here? Shut up, you lazy fool! I can't stab your stench! Got him! What? How dare you? Bro, you gotta get the sun out of your eyes, man! You're nothing but an insect compared to me. Go ahead, Zarbhan! Talk your talk! What did you say? I don't know why my PS2 is struggling with this scene. Let me get behind him, bro. This is the old- Oh, he countered the oldest strat in the book? Block high. Yeah, you're not blocking that. Honestly, sometimes I'm not sure why they put a fight like the Dory in there, just to give us Goldo who's not even tough. Hey, I really hope I get to see Cooler, though. I wanted to see Cooler in Frieza's fight. Block that. No, I'm not blocking that. Block that. Nope, I'm not blocking that. Psychic rocked- Go crazy. Go stupid. Go crazy. Hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna lose this. Bloody dance! Oh, no! Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and have to hit that rematch real quick, Goldo. Oh, this time you didn't counter the strat. Yeah, this time you didn't counter the- How did you roll away from that? Block that. Are you just gonna break my guard every time? Shooting star arrow. I gotta hit him with the cheap stuff. Oh, you just ran up to get your ASP! You just ran up to get your ASP! Yeah! 7k damage, yeah! Yeah, I'm leveling up. Oh, time for the bloody dance. Time for the bloody dance. This time I'm not taking any- I'm not giving him any mercy. I guess is what I want to say. No mercy for Goldo. I was- I was kind of laughing it off. You know, it's Goldo. I didn't really think much of him, but- You know, he deserves respect. And the Dragon Ball world, the respect just means I'm gonna beat his ass a little harder. Off his head, he blocks that, because Zarbhan has the slowest attack of all time. Please don't hit me with that! 12k. Dude, are we being real right now, Goldo? Did you just do 12k because of a- of a few energy blasts? Bro- Sit down. Alright, it's time to cheese. If he would just stop, should stop! How did he dodge that? No! Alright, I think I might have overreacted a little bit, but I was getting tired of Goldo. You gotta understand, I- Zarbhan defeated the Ginyu Force member, Goldo, who was left to guard the Dragon Balls. What are you? You can't possibly understand my plans. First adored, and now you- There really should be a ban on this sort of ugliness. Nah, bro, you can't get rid of ugly people, bro. What- What I do to you? Good lord, please. Yeah! Now, Zarbhan, make sure you kill this guy this time! Just anyone more beautiful than myself, I hate ugliness all the world. Hang on. Oh, just look at you. Bro has a very small window of people he enjoys. Zarbhan, the warrior has both beauty and ugliness. This is the root of Zarbhan's obsession. It's all going according to plan. Luck is on my side. I wouldn't even say luck, bro is playing this masterfully. Having secured all of the Dragon Balls, Zarbhan returns to the hideout where Krillin waits. Now, this is where Krillin jumps Zarbhan, and then Krillin ends up on top, by the way. That's all I need to see. Also, this is getting long. Do I have to do this in two videos? And they got a little Dende ready for this. How is Gohan still struggling to- Dude, Zarbhan must have done all of this in an afternoon. He waged a brother's war in an afternoon. Preferring Zarbhan to freeze it, Krillin reluctantly asked Dende to grant Zarbhan's wish. Sorry guys, but we've got to do something. Yeah, go ahead Krillin, I don't mind this plan. Dende summons Perunga and grants Zarbhan's wish, but keeps the last two wishes a secret. Outplayed! Eternal beauty is mine. Good for you, Zarbhan. Good luck. Gotta go. Krillin on top! Scam artist, yes! Oh, he's a genius! Get outplayed, bro! Oh my God. Oh, oh no. Oh, buddy is not built for this. Elsewhere, Frieza senses Perunga's presence. Shocked, he races to the sea. We're done, Zarbhan. Oh no. Lord Frieza! Oh no! Dude, this is not good. Defend yourself, Zarbhan. Bro, what did I wish for? Yo, I'm still proud of my boy Krillin. No, he masterfully played this. It was a masterful. Krillin scamas these guys, dude. Oh, please don't death beam me again. Hey, I know you're mad, Frieza, but I really didn't even... Frieza! No, no more death beam spam. You absolute loser. Oh, why? Bro, I hate fighting this. He's crazy. He's actually crazy, though. Are we seeing this? I can still win. He only has a few health bars. Shooting Star Arrow is going to be my light in the darkness here. Every time we have a question mark, we're shooting Star Arrow. What? How long is the hitbox active? That guy lives a... Bro, it goes for 6 miles. I'm... I'm cooked. I'm cooked. Zarbhan, dash up! What is... Goodbye, Krill world. Ugh! Trying to fight this Frieza in hand to hand is actually cr... Is actually just impossible. I don't know if it's his hitbox or Zarbhan's slow ass attacks, but like, my combo is not working right. Like, look, I'll do this. Dash up! Alright, so it actually worked there. So this is a horrible example and just means that I was... I was sucking. So that's humbling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not do that, Frieza. Let's not do that. Let's not do that. Come on. Come on, Frieza. Oh! Another opening. Oh, I can't believe I missed my... Shooting Star Arrow! That was just... Oh wow, I dodged it. I'm not actually that pissed anymore. Sorry. Sorry, I yelled at you, Frieza. I really... Whoa! Oh, Psycho Kinesis. Something tells me I'm cooked. Buddy thought he had combos, though. No, no, this can't be happening to me. I blocked it with literally one HP and a dream. Is it possible? One HP and a dream. Let's make the impossible happen. Let's do it. Let's go! I can't even see my HP bar. I am him! Never try me again, Frieza. Three attempts. That's all it takes. Zarba had gained eternal youth, but this was little comfort in the face of Frieza's might. His strength... It's unbelievable. No. I am the hand that feeds you. I can't believe I was fooled by such tricks. I'm sorry, Frieza. I just want it to be young forever. But... I can't die. Eternal beauty is mine. Go for it, Zarbaan. Fool! Appearance means nothing when you no longer exist. What? Oh, no. Just then, Goku arrived on... Oh, shit! We forgot to tell this guy not to come! Oh, no! Just then, Goku arrived dynamic, powered up from his training at 100 times gravity. Is that the one the Earthlings were talking about? Is that Goku? Why did we not tell this guy not to show up? Look, even he's confused. Hold on. Where's Krillin and Gohan? Hope seems lost for Zarbaan when the hero Goku appears. I can't sense Krillin or Gohan. What's happening? Bro, nobody told him not to show up. That's crazy! Help me! Oh, they're not here anymore. They went back to Earth. He's pretty calm for a guy that got scammed. I'm not sure what's going on, but that's the bad guy called Frieza, right? Yes, bro, and you stand no chance without your Zenkai boost. Please help me fight him. All right, I'll help. Garbage, huh? This is really starting to irritate me. Isn't your brother Cooler supposed to be spanking you right now? I mean, I'm going to start with Goku. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. I'm going with Goku. See, the thing is, is my Goku's action... Look at up it! Oh, what a start! Sweet delight because I can't extend the combo up to... Dodge that! And my dumb ass is not dodging that. I'm less worried because this is basically the same fight, but now I have Goku. Psychokinesis! Oh, but this was still cheap. Even in the last fight, that was cheap. Kaioken! I don't know where my friends are. I don't know who left. I don't know why the Dragon Balls aren't here anymore, but I know that I have to fight because this guy told me to. Shout out to Zarbonne. Come on! Dodge that! It was a little... It was a little terrifying to dodge that, but we still got it done. Sweet delight. I'm not playing with Frieza no more. Give me your energy! The hopes of this planet last with... Oh! I'm mad. Everybody just left Goku here, man. Oh, ow! Ow! Davey's slapping me! This isn't my fault! Hell no. Oh, he actually died to that. Pathetic! Hey, all the Zeddy in the world is mine, baby! Working together, it seems Zarbonne and Goku are in an even match for Frieza, however. He sure is strong, and he's not even using half of his true power. Bro, are we trying? Are you serious? Oh, we're cut. Bad Earthling. Now perhaps you'd like to witness my true fall. How is this true though? Because Goku only got to fight Frieza in his final form. Wouldn't Goku even just fresh off the ship? Wash baby Frieza? Power scaler's comment? At that moment, Frieza received word from his henchman that Cooler was on the move. So, please buy it. Oh, we definitely have to escape. Frieza rushes off to face Cooler and asks for Zarbonne and Goku. We need to get out of here, man! What the hell? What do you mean, ask for us? We have no reason to be here. This is a tag team I never thought I'd see, by the way. Look at these two. What a dynamic duo. Man, their energy is incredible. I'm not sure I can handle this. I'm not sure I'm built for this. Use a spaceship to escape from Namek. True, let's get out of here. That might be our only choice. We gotta go, bro. Zarbonne and Goku made their way to Goku's ship in an effort to escape. However, you will get it, Zarbonne. Zarbonne, you need to learn how to finish your goddamn food. You, how dare you? This sucks. Somehow, Dodoria and Goldo had survived. The two most nobody losers I've ever seen, by the way. Look at this. Stay away, you filth. No, dude, I can't. I can't believe we're fighting these guys again. Zarbonne, kill them. Cut their goddamn heads off. And now Goku's here, too. So of course it's gonna be like, no, Zarbonne. They can't fight. They can't fight. We can't finish them off. Bro, these guys will not die. Thank God they don't have the Zenkai boost, bro. They'd be unstoppable. These guys would be freezing level. Honestly, even just talking about it, they should be out on the front lines. If they're this tough, they need to be helping in the war against Cooler. Of course, Dodoria still hits like crazy for some reason. I'm just gonna block it. Kaioken. Even if I do have to take 8k on ship damage, I'm still gonna win this. Goldo I don't think is gonna be as strong. So that's kind of the thing keeping me going right now. If I could just get through this freak of nature, Dodoria on his eighth life. No, grab. No, low. There we go. Come on, man, we can't go down like this. Goku. Well, thank God he didn't grab. I'm actually glad he canceled that out. Dodoria's grabbed this 10k. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, huh, hey, hey, hey. Every- every bot in the game just blinks the beam. If you do not have them distracted or if they're not like key charging already. Don't even bother firing a fully charged beam because it's not gonna do anything. Don't grab me. Don't grab me. Huh. That might be even worse than grabbing me. Nope. It only did. hey don't run oh these guys almost hit me with the ugliest combo of all time you know i didn't think i'd agree with baron i mean zardon but i mean come on bro these guys i could kind of understand why zarbon don't like ugly people bro like look look at who he's around he's around the oh wow what a clash stand still i i don't know why i expect you to stand still oh he doesn't even know where i am come here uh oh it's up to you now zarbon keep last wait i'm still alive yo goku has that durability fee hold on because i'm still around you're gonna have to work to finish me you all have to work what a combo no oh he pushed me over zarbon take it from here shooting star arrow well that was pretty easy i got your back goku and that's the end of the saga wait are we just gonna get out of here zarbon's just gonna escape with goku and live a happy life eternally young this time zarbon was unable to withstand his enemy's attacks no oh i feel sick he's dying hey we gotta get going come on zarbon get in the ship suddenly goku vanished krillin had used the dragon balls to teleport him back to earth oh damn see that's krillin is just a fucking mastermind goku where are you no what was that crash no zarbon the clash between the forces of frieza and cooler had already brought planet nemic to the brink of collapse oh no zarbon boarded goku's ship and attempted to fly to safety but to no avail how do i make it move no oh the planet oh my beauty is going to perish zarbon died nemic was destroyed a beautiful and terrible light shown in the darkness of space thus the story of what might have happened to a fool obsessed with his own beauty has come to its tragic end