 So I have two pistols. I have a pistol. I have a magnum That's a chunker. Oh Is Mahler a sniper? Gun I got a base fire rifle. Oh It looks like you have a gold scopey scope on it You can get snipers the I did have a go one It just seems like your kill rate will just be too low even if you hit everything. It's just much that's the thing rags they are This is definitely um Aliens are a plenty in this game. I There are a lot of aliens. Yeah without like I guess specials or extra tough ones that this sniper has to focus on There's no real point in having a sniper rifle. There are those but the thing is everyone else can do that Every gun is capable of sort of dealing with a special in its own way dare. I say I don't know the snipers Damage per time is just I don't think it's good enough Um But I'm sure if you had a sniper on the team, it wouldn't be that bad, right? All right, now it should be public and live Excellent oh Fantastico. Oh look around There we are idol where I just like oh, I gotta look around head at a head at a you know the way that people say it mm-hmm I heard that earlier when I was fishing around for my mouse The Guy you're you're right. You're right. Yeah, if you're not like it's it's like you said Mexico. It's like, I don't know It's like it only works if you have a like a Latino accent, you know Don't have a Latino accent. It just it feels out of place. It's like So it's funny that you say that because I'm pretty sure there are words that I do try to pronounce the Way that they're meant to be said rather than reading them like literally as an English speaker Well, yeah, I mean there's different things for all these words because melee is one of them Right where everyone tries to pronounce that that way even though is that like French? Um, I mean I say melee like I never said melee. Yeah, I don't say and like we've all pretty much agreed that that's fine But Sure, but it would but it would be because melee is part of the English language at this stage kind of like um Because like a lot of it's not a proper noun either Well, it's I mean plaintiff is a that's a French word But we just say it and it's just part of English Do you like this is scene one of the Aliens movie these three guys Which words do you say guys? Excuse me. Oh Tommy had on I didn't I do I'm a loyal Wayland you Tony soldier You could put weapon decals on Inventory weapons you can't put weapon decals, but we don't have any yet because we're not we're not the elite fire team We're only the novice shitty fight We're gonna get on that Sigma male grind set that we've become the Sigma file team file team Attracted to Sigma's the Sigma file team the Sigma file team where they file all of the reports for Wayland you Tony All right, you get 60 seconds before it literally just This game's dumb. It doesn't just start it up if we all agree or wait until we all agree it just starts in a minute So take a look at I'm the demolisher. So nice I'll keep that. I like the smart gun kind of you can put like a modifier on Yeah, I Get I'll just already out because I've unlocked him. I've unlocked a muzzle. Yeah, you can you can buy challenge cars from I would say it is really fun to look at this super detailed pulse rifle. Like that's a Yeah, the aesthetics are you have the camo on the armor pieces It just reminds me of how much aliens. It's just It's eternal in terms of influence. Yeah, it's an awesome. It's an awesome little universe I meant like the movie specifically aliens. It's like aliens Well, but aliens like they can't really making colonial marines games all the time this like it's gonna work eventually Well, I think cuz aliens like a great Story, but like aliens kind of opens up the world Yeah Like alien has cuz they have that alien isolation. It's like that's alien. Yeah, like aliens is We can have a lot of things colonial marines Oh, there's a little delay for that the flashlight that's a neat little touch when you look around the flashlight Well, your do doesn't turn as fast as you can turn the camera in It's a neat pick because Yeah, that's always good I would have foreshadows as players that actually now function properly. That's good Man, you got that motion blur cranked up more. Jesus. Do you? Instantly How many aliens did you feel to unlock your SMG camo I could have only put that on after like the first mission Go I'll go Magnum. Oh wait, I have to check something. Oh You charge that y'all you charge the handle even if the mag isn't empty Reloading on empty isn't longer I was just curious. I always like to see it. Also. Hi Can we clip into each other I Guess we can Will say as well friendly fires off in normal mode But if you crank it up, I think the hardest mode has it so that it's just one-to-one with whatever damage you deal To aliens to people. Oh my goodness gracious. That makes sense though friendly fire would be a big deal in a scenario like this By the way, the difficulties are like easy medium hard really hard and intense and intense It's like you don't want to play this mode. It's like, okay Oh the vent door just it fell down, but nothing came out of it. It's the spooky. That's trying to speak you. Oh my We've already played this mission. We tested it last night. Yeah, right everything will be shocking to you I'm an alien virgin Mm-Hmm who knows what'll hope that there aren't 14 alien Doesn't really work when it's aliens are aliens aliens aliens are scary Okay, well that was all right Well, thanks for running in to aliens. I hope you guys enjoy As introductions go that was intense. I will say is this hurt you Yes Here. Oh, I can test out my Healy thing. Come here. Come here. Come here. Okay Yeah, we you probably wanted to save that what recharges It doesn't recharge. Okay. I think so. Yeah, I think it recharges Especially if I'm like close to teammates it recharges. Oh, okay Because I've got I can boost everybody's rate of fire and reload rate and I've got a grenade was all right aliens Oh, no aliens. Oh They're dead. No, you're dead. You're dead. Oh, we got them They highlight to on the walls Apparently that's a normal difficulty though. Yeah, they don't do this anything harder than normal Because yeah, that definitely helps Yeah, it helps a lot it helps tons it's um makes it real and there was a big ready to kill. Hi Well, they do have These are like the really shitty ones But it feels weird as like a person who knows aliens well it I was just like these are the shitty aliens like, okay Yeah, like the aliens. They're all really shitty aliens Yeah, we get to meet some like More spooky aliens later on What is the number on the right hand side two six eight five? Your little bar Look the door's cut that only took like three seconds. It's not the right thing That wasn't a very efficient door. You think doors would be harder to cut through than that. I think Story wise The door was welded by some guy like he's running around this station. We're trying to find him. Oh, okay But he's like dug himself real far in we gotta go save him. We're marines Reload while sprinting so that's nice. Oh, that's am I here by the way if you want it. Yeah, these things. Yeah Oh My goodness more aliens are coming Hey, and you can take cover, but why would you yeah, what's the cover for more? So I have a theory on that, you know the Shooting off the the heads of the little little androids free That you think that there'll be androids that we have to kill. No, no I think that there are androids in these levels if we go on the harder difficulties. Oh Okay Something I did notice actually I think when you're in cover, it's more stable. That's probably like great. Yeah It appears to be more stable, and I guess there are some enemies that shoot like range things as well. Oh We got a big boy xenomorph spitter see this got like more health. It's more intense Oh, he does have more health. It's got a health bar like destiny that game. I hate what Everyone loves that game and you could tell when you look at it because there's a big piece of text That says Xenomorph spitter It's not it's right. It's not like it has to look special or have a particularly interesting design or profile about it So that you can identify it by it's alone part of the problem Right, it's that everything's so dark in these very poorly lit space station It's hard for us to make a difference between it really um what happens if you step in blood you get hurt Yeah I'm using Magnum So many noticed what I think is that no matter where you are even if you're like Out of a combat zone or whatever they'll spawn two aliens appear like one minute It's in general that seems that way. I Guess it's to make sure you don't fall asleep. Oh I was in mid-dodge and he still got me that's lame. Yeah, I think that sucks, too There's nothing you can do And I rolled backwards and he still got me Slame sauce the way to I guess the best you can do to avoid it is just hopefully you sideways Yeah, you have to like roll a right angle basically to wherever he's coming at you Yeah, cuz I rolled back pretty far no I frames on the roll One of your body off on health Hi over here. Yeah, I feel like this is really gonna make things a lot easier. I think it is actually picked it up a little prematurely that's right. I'm Learning it. I'm learning it get away Go away alien Nobody likes you No one likes you We're playing this ironically. Oh, look, there's robot men Yeah, those are the guys I think that would be hostile if we were on harder difficulties Oh, yeah, because you chewed them and there's hit markers Not just that but they give you the sound of a head shot if you've been the head is in like the Yeah, I could tell they're clearly models, you know Yeah, I tried to dodge it hit me. That's not nice. I saw someone reference it in chat Rags we got we got like a fucking hundred thousand Likes on it on a tweet about the Jenny Nicholson. You have again Nice, just yeah, just keep pumping new viewers into it. Yeah, I'm doing it. Oh, hey, there's an item over here It's a crate. Well, it was um, it was at forty thousand when it was at ten hours from posting So I have to assume it's gonna Right, okay, nice, which is insane, but if you're if you're here from that tweet and you're an idiot who likes Or maybe you're just curious. Who knows? Hello There was some choice fucking quotes in there so sure free one of them. There's a person who basically said like They're a pod get they know they don't have to see our podcast to know that we talked to each other for way too long And that there are other yeah, literally they were like there are other friends who can get it done faster talking to each other Yeah, we get because that's what you do when you talk to friends is you just like okay? Yeah, it's are we done talking good. I'm gonna go back to doing whatever I was doing Yeah, it just makes you pity those people. You're like, oh no, is it like old transactional for you? We are like aliens behind us. Oh the aliens sat QTEs what I'm not ready for QTEs. I thought we got over QTEs. I would I would take tapping a over a DS a devil is I don't want either of them to be fair. Yeah, there's a kind of at least when you sort of First aid kits max refill ammo Yeah, let me let me use my Health thingy. I was gonna say I don't need a health kit for now. I don't think yeah Does yeah, I do I Got me a sentry gun. I Put the sentry gun down over that sir noise So to explain how that works at least from what I've gathered like I said those little crates They're like you can take them between games in terms of what you pick up from them But they once you've spent that sentry gun that's spent, you know, like I Think you like cuz I've got like seven I think in base and then you take in three into any game if you've got a set on your if you press C, right? That's your like That's your between game resources Oh I can sit down my sentry gun I'm gonna put you here What's everyone's class? I am a gunner rags a medic fringies. I'm a demo demolition man Yeah If I were a bad one, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you. Now would I Free their kids in the audience won't even know what game that is That oh dude that game is like 14 years old isn't it? Like the characters and everybody likes the characters But up on Remember when like valve made video games and they were well written and stuff like making other making scene decks boy Well, I guess half-life Alex. I hear good things about you Do people talk about how funny it was that twitch like I had scrap plans for vapor, which is gonna be the competitive esteem Man, I forgot about that That is pretty hilarious. They're all coming. There's some back here If anybody ever said like let's take on steam. I'd be like, um Nah, I got a warrior. Oh, geez. It's touching me. Oh, he's a chonker His head shots awesome. Oh, there's a little ammo counters on the turret. That's kind of like the thing in the movies. Yeah Though no like it those turrets can take an hour by one hit from any alien if they get it They're I don't know that one over there was really tanking them. Well, no, I was shooting them all Well still like there was a bunch of them on that turret. Yeah. Yeah, so if they ever get a hit it goes down Can I not pick up the turret again? Oh Is it because there's some more? No, there's no turret left. I use one that I got. Yeah, I mean like the one that I set down that doesn't All right, no, I think I think they go down forever. Yeah, okay. Well, that's all right See just two aliens were it's like don't get bored. Oh three this time. Oh You can't tap fire it. There's a there's a hard cap on how fast you could tap your machine gun The music in this game is not good. Yeah Oh, look at big boy Yeah, those are cool. You went into that little hole. Yeah He'll just randomly come back and he just walks toward you and the knocks you like that's his whole thing He's just annoying that that type of alien. Oh my goodness back. I Got him. Oh my goodness How do you use those abilities that like give you boost of the effectiveness? E Yes, oh, I just threw a grenade on the ground Well, he was the one you're probably thinking about yeah, oh, yeah, you get two abilities. Oh, I just That fucked them up You don't want to look too hard to the left though. Otherwise that'll blow your head off Like that guy. Um, I'm gonna be the predator bite. That was right the predators shame blacks Oh my god. Yeah, the the main villain fucking killed himself randomly in the middle of the final fight What was that like a very bad idea should have saved our turrets for this Well, we see if I knew that I would have I would have saved one of my turrets for here Every mission ends with like some kind of horde mode thing. Yeah. Oh, this isn't it. Yeah. We got another one to come Mew's heel. Oh Oh That number is how much health I have left in the healer. Yeah, okay. Oh, does that charge then? It looks like it's empty, so I don't know if it will If how I can refill it it didn't say oh, is it like you got that much for the mission, maybe Maybe I'm gonna make some more sense as a balance because that thing has been pretty good so far, you know Yeah It does have a limit well thing is like we've got heels as well, so yeah My god Feel so weird when there's just hordes of aliens when only one of them can kill like many of us in Most content related to this stuff. Yeah I'm out of rifle ammo, so we're using my big ass revolver boys Stop throwing the grenade at the ground. There's a ammo box right there. Oh Chonker Man, I was very much out of the way there so I can get an ammo guys. All right, thanks Leave me alone stupid aliens Oh like you aliens mean Man that uh, that ass or boys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, those ones are special splooshes right all over yet Hmm, all of his I guess I'll use my heel Using kid on That's awkward, I don't think that's how it should work, but okay I think I've encountered a weird glitch because I can barely hear the audio of my guns now Yeah, that's weird my audio is like just gone Oh, they are for the guns back not not like gone for the guns completely, but super muted I see Dude, I hate these quick time events. What are we doing? I'm just not a fan of things that take you out like jump out What's this room this is that is this an engine is this room I remember this room from dead space, too But I You guys have probably gathered following the story is just I don't know what I don't know what the story is I don't care Yeah, there's a hard there. There's a very strange cap on how fast you can shoot semi-automatic. It's very odd There is yeah, there is that's very strange And oh When you tap a single bullet it does the sound for multiple rounds They didn't get the sounds for individual bullets. It's just a Wait, is there maybe there's just some secret goodies back here there isn't oh, yeah, there is a seat Oh, hello, I found some crates with some like attachments and things in them So I guess that's sort of like your progression for gear that you find There's a secret cache in every level. I have no idea where any of them are All right, we need to prepare for this one. I think well, so this is the end of the level Yeah, and every time you get to the end they go. Oh, you're gonna get loads of people. Be careful So are they I guess they're coming from in front of us here. No, I hadn't here myself There's also that's one point that they come out of Where? Oh Okay, I'm gonna put this tour. Oh wait Hey, middle mouse button is like look over there Can I ping you? It's fringy. It's fringy. Look it's oh Simper fi. Yeah, yeah Military jogging. Yeah, I'm a marine in space. Oh At the bottom right. There's like a motion tracker. I haven't used it cuz the alien is just so many of them But there's no real like Yeah, I guess that's it. Oh Now hold up load out. Wait, can you click it? Cannot change on mission. Okay. All right. That makes sense. All right. I'm gonna start up the elevator I've got some health now on my healer thingy. So You know, I might as well just put it here Why are being used so if you're getting help from it, so? Oh Oh So it like stays up and it just gives you as needed. Okay. Oh, yeah. That's all right. That's useful to have down I don't have to set it down If it's needed, it's always there for you. Yeah, does that have a time limit in general or no? No time limit. I don't think it just it has a health. It basically has ammunition for health. Hmm Well, oh and by the way when when you're like when we reached the end of the timer Wow, those things blow up spawn shit tons of enemies and you supposed to just run away, but it's like I Tried to survive it as a test and it's fucking intense even with your Great aim bots on your team Better goo. I see you. I Can belly hit you those little acid ones that explode? I mean they they explode into big old chunks. Hey, definitely do If this were the movie we'd all be dead by now I like the little touch of the the barrier of heels like the heel zone border is kind of like that Like it's got a little bit of a glitchy kind of look to it. Yeah, I got him. I got him the bursters Okay, there's multiple bursters Feels like it's about time to spawn something larger isn't it game? No, I hear him. Yeah, there he is, but I got mine cindy every rounds up All right easy. Nice. Yeah, I put mine cindy areas on to Think I've still got him cute little aliens making a little squeal noises three Hey, I just want to hug. Oh Now I'm there having trouble jumping over. Yeah, look at all just so they're easy targets The game knows where they are, but their animations do not. Oh, I think that's just server thing. All right Yeah, all of that is here. Oh big boy All right, he's like Yeah, that's nice. That was nice of him. That was nice of him. We did it everyone We found the hidden cache apparently, okay. Oh nice. I don't remember what it was, but we did it Oh, I remember picking up flex that it wasn't hidden. It was just right there. Okay So that's nice You level up with individual weapons and the class Yeah Very generic Do we want to return to base to equip our goodies go ahead have a look around see what you think All right, I'll do that and then we can pick left off, but we'll be stronger before and while You do your goodies. I'll just read out some sewage. That's it makes the most sense. Oh my goodness. That sounds like some good multitasking. Yeah Let me know when you're ready because I don't think I have anything to do Okay, except applying small optics. Yes Effective range plus 30 percent weak point damage plus 20 percent. That's like substantial Yeah, I'm assuming weak point damage like headshots. I'm guessing head shots I assume so because dang headshot damage bite plus 20 percent. That is oh damn Can I quit? Oh? I can't I've got Flex down I could equip my emotes Wow, so the first one of the night why Oldman dubbing was stereotypical in squid game I'm assuming if they referring to the dub in general none of the voices I've heard from the dub sound very good I haven't heard Oldman's dub though. Is it like? That's no good Is it still Halloween in Australia no Halloween in Australia That hey, that's okay. It's still Halloween in much of the world. Yes Had crimbo picks in RE today ruined my immersion Had crimbo picks an RE today. I'm not sure what that means crimbo picks an RE as in Resident Evil or religious education or Rufus and game I Don't know Pyro made an eight-hour review a new long man is born as far as I know he's done a few Long videos at this point right good for him Um Satch made a video on this game. It looks fun. Hope you lads have some fun on the best holiday I'm sure we will seems all right. Didn't it seems fine It's it's okay I think that's uh, it's it's a standard thing of like co-op makes it more fun But I don't know how much that's worth in terms of the game itself. Mm-hmm I think I'm ready to continue. I was just kind of fire. I'm so yeah, and how things yeah sort of all right He then but now my gun is objectively better. Whoa Let's do this. All right now. We're on rescue instead of rescue heroes Join Q. Yeah, Q. That's the only word that you can add four letters to and it sounds the same I'm on season seven of Buffy now, so I have angel to look forward to but man What will I do with my life when it's over? I'm assuming you've been watching them side-by-side But yes, you've only got the one season left if that's the case Have fun the mollusher doc and gunner Hoennacher is somewhere up on Katanga's mainframe decks Looks like he's been searching for a safe place to hide from all the Zeno's aboard our mission hasn't changed find him get him out alive Alrighty All right, we got to go get Hoennacher. Oh, I'm gonna go on a clinic. Oh, Nicker. Oh, Nicker Happy Halloween because it's Halloween, but it's also my birthday The thanks for streaming and all the great eFap content have some money long elus No, happy birthday. Ween. Happy birthday. Ween. Yeah, happy birthday. Ween. I guess we should search a little Check behind the place you spawned some devs are they're like, oh, you start the level you want to run forwards, right? Yeah, you fools. I put something behind you Yeah, not here nothing here They thought they'd get us, but they didn't They hate us because they ain't us. Have you even seen that film? What I'll take that as a no. I know for you seen it. Oh Wait, I'm blanking the interview into this room. Oh my god. There's one in there. Yeah. No, I have seen it. Oh Shit, there's a bunch in here There's one next to me and there's one over here and there's more than one over here. Oh my god I don't see these dev aliens Another one of these games where rolling is faster than running Well, one thing I will say is they cap you to three rolls. I think unless it's Yeah, you got stamina stamina demeanor Well, I can give you extra stamina recharge too with my power my medic power. I don't need it right at this very moment And then this is the tanz of four we're gonna go kill the rebels sweet They have our roll over that acid. They are traitors The empire Over eye door lockdown There's the music It's so scary That was probably all the the masses of machine gun fire sir. Yes. That's probably Meeting the bottom of the con that doesn't make sense. Why would I ever want to stomp on a xenomorph? I would not want to stop Why would she say that Figuratively stomp on them Well sure, but I mean if that's hardened electroshock sensory gun over here. Is there anything no then why do you let me go here? Maybe we got to go here. Eventually. I think we're meant to be up here where we are right now I was looking through that there was a little like a passageway back here And I was wondering if maybe there were some really super-duper cool goodies that make us objectively better What's the health kids there? We got plenty of just because this is definitely gonna be an area we need to defend But I don't know that we can do anything until rights gets up here. I think Yeah, there it is release door locks. Let's do that by walking in here. He activated the the console ardent Electroshock sentry gun. It's a purple item. I got one of them here in front Oh, I probably should have given you a bit of time actually to Get ready Tell me place they come through. I don't know why they don't use like the actual music from aliens. I don't get it All better music Does the spitter actually spit because I haven't seen a Usually we kill it before it even has a chance to spit It does not spit quick then no Left flank. Oh my god Oh my god, oh no get away Yeah, I sent for might be useful All right, we know someone's vomiting on me. That's gross. He was behind you See for a second. I thought are you guys bippin on me right is relative lady. It is relative. Yeah Do you know which way we're meant to be facing or that's the one thing I get on people in video games? I get I get on to him for is like all those bad guys to her left is like Oh, that only works if we're all facing the same direction, which we rarely will be. Oh Nice, I did dodge that one That alien was like I'm gonna get you and I was like not us space bar It's called space bar because it creates space between me and my enemies like skill bar Like that was pretty sweet you see we have 468 rounds left on this purple level turret. I want to take it with me Yeah, you should definitely be able to pick that back up if it's for fucking 68 Yeah, that's a lot of ammo because it only gives Yeah, they're just for these sequences. I guess All right, I think go over this way we go Randomly to just like keep well not randomly in that case if it's on purpose, but they just spawned them to keep you doing stuff Yeah, I Don't like when they just jump out Stop doing that. It's very rude. I'm gonna go. I'm sure you guys Well, no, it's no wait. Just let's use health kits and then pick up the ones that are there Yeah, I already used a health kit. Yeah You might as well do that. Oh, there's a big spitty boy. Yeah, no, I'm good. I'll wait here You know a Senate looks not too bad It depends on the lighting and even when it's gone look look when I like that I definitely like the effect that it has on the floor where it leaves the acid where it burns in feels weird that We can only carry one kit Yeah, give us more than one. Let me let me set stack them up, you know No, it's like 10 matches Yeah, they should let you I Store them because it might be that I want to hold on to them and use them later Maybe it's like no you only get just the one I keep you moving forward or not They balance most of it that way. So they're just like we're not ready for you to have that much. How much does it heal? Almost oh, I think it's almost Oh almost full. Yeah Right I think a percentage. I don't think it's a percentage. I think it's flat thousand I'll be my gas anyway because I've healed when on like one and it goes up to like a thousand or something Two-thirds your health. Yeah They're effective little kits Are you can yeah, you can use a cover for some reason? Oh, they were doing a set-paste mechanical failure I hate my failures. I want mechanical successes. Damn it It's a little bit lame, I think Yes Yeah, well not just the music of the sound effect of every time you get a head shot It's like okay For me it goes it makes like the ching ching ching ching ching All right a daily opportunity complete. It's one of these games. I want you to play one of these games But they will do it now daily challenge. It's like I don't want you back that dopamine get it in there keep coming back so that you Actions Oh, you can vault over this I mean, it's it's fine if the animation is fine. It's just the speed It's the animation is good, but you do it too fast Like you don't your character doesn't feel like you have weight to it. No, it's too fast. It is too fast. That might actually just be it Cutting through Breaking jokes. I think those are those what they were called in there Sound effect Oh my gosh, they're all over the Didn't aliens colonial Marines have a Like he fought while in Utah new soldiers for like half the game. So like your belly more than Yeah, yeah, it's like yeah half the shit We fought with just random soldiers when you know that what people want is just aliens and variations of aliens They don't really want to fight. Yeah, dude. Well, that was like back when everybody was trying to be cold with duty God, that was a that was a dark era Like you had every single shooter was trying to do what cold duty did now We're in a different era where everybody's trying to do what fortnight did Which is also Hero here are shooters. That's that's death. I I gotta say I'm not a big fan Well, the thing is I don't mind them on their own But what I'm really not happy with at the moment is just like you've got these shooters that used to be about Individual soldiers now. It's about this hyper super duper special Soldier, you know, yeah, I can battlefield the stuff. They've been putting out about the no pass. Yeah, yeah They're not part of a country. They're no pass Yes, like right is because you want to have a bunch of mercenaries that are all cookie and crazy from a bunch of different Yeah, they all have their own fucking pronouns and loves and wishes and dreams. Well, I don't I don't care like it's just I Don't know man. Like I like normal soldiers You know, I feel like I'm a soldier in an army and I have a role to play and I Yeah, win the battle not I am a specific person and this is all my specialness Is a hardcore ludo narrative dissonance. I'm pretty sure we did talk about it But like when it's just the medic, it's like they do all look the same, but like it's just a medic It's a roll of a soldier. Yeah, it's a roll. Whereas these are specific people with names and history What do we do? I think we're meant to um I think we're meant to go to a different place Man, oh, they yeah, they all jump over the rails with these slow animations over this way. We gotta go this way This way, let's go. You got a fucking middle mouse button for reason Yeah, she's getting mad at us. See she's saying you got to move faster because we're not I don't fucking yeah, I don't care what she has to say about us. Yeah, I couldn't care less about random voice on the radio I'm glad you said couldn't kill us. Yeah, I was about to say too that that I gotta say I don't know what's happened. Why could it has become the thing? I guess it's quicker to say But I could care less is literally the opposite of what you're trying to say pick up the thing fuck Come on, they got spinners coming to get you. Oh, no, we can't possibly kill them There's one of the back of these you could see his little his little tail. Oh Maybe he died or moved. No, he's up there and now you move. Um, you might want to grab your health mubes No, no got to kill things first because then I'll get hit when I'm trying to pick it up And I'll reset the F which is really fucking annoying That is I Don't know why we have to do like to pick up a health kit. You have to load the F It's just like kind of just be instant If it was weird that seems to be a trend that destiny kicked off of holding down buttons instead of just being able to press the button and immediately do it and Then see the little circle go bloop. All right. There you go There are no banging in the ducts. Oh That's a school not up a little too quickly. Oh Are they behind us? Oh, yeah, they're behind us the spooky big ones behind us. Ah, ha you miss me Reloading we got to get into a good position here because they're just sort of everywhere. I'm going towards Mahler. Yeah, I got a bottleneck there. Oh That's a good idea big one. She's when they explode their chunks just shoot everywhere Supposed to increase the satisfaction levels It's weird Stop talking about ducks. Oh It doesn't matter what we're standing in here Yeah Think I have to send a lot more to get through this or a special dude, maybe Yeah moments like this. I'm just like man This could have come out like 10 years ago, and I wouldn't have known the difference mechanically. Yeah Yeah, I don't know how big the studio is. That's the thing. It seems like it's a smaller team project specials, you know Yeah, I was about to set up for a special one and then it's gonna kill him. Yeah It probably is gonna kill him. Yeah Okay Yeah, let's look around. Let's let's take a look. Let's see if there's anything to find this seems like where we need to do stuff I think All the crates that I found have been obvious ones not like hey if you'd look up the beaten path you right We're gonna reward you for looking around. They all seem to be obvious or maybe that was just the first level and they don't Want you to miss them? Hmm, maybe they want you to know that this is a crate. This is what you're gonna be looking for pay attention. It's important Yeah All right. Well, I'm satisfied my curiosity. Yeah, I don't think there's any I think this is how do I email area the emote menu? Let me I don't start the mission until I look up what the emotes are Um gameplay graphics audio abandoned mission. No settings controls. Here we go What are name sensitivity set mouse keyboard? Rollability Next side arm kit activate emotes. Oh, it's five. Oh, yeah, watch this Yeah, oh, am I not strong? Am I not strong? Oh, yeah, thumbs up. You you did it. Look it's springy. It's springy over there There he is There's springy Nice Do you have raw I don't have I have flexed down. I don't have that one yet either Because I'm single. Yeah, I got no way. Oh, oh, oh, you can do that through emotes. Okay Check this out. Weird. All right. Yeah, I told you have the Alice Hey, check this Hey, check this. Hey, check this the umbrella corporation The umbrella corporation has created aliens in their laboratories They're gonna try to turn why would I ever get to cover? I just feel I don't feel compelled to use cover ever, but yeah, I need to be All right No, he's just hanging out there in the back. All right smart gun. Come on Smart gun is a really cool sci-fi weapon Yeah, it's nifty with the display They look great in the film and it's cool because the film doesn't make it specific what that thing does But all the games they have fun with it Yeah, it's pretty intuitive I suppose that it's like a heads-up display because they're not aiming down the gun. They're pointing it. That's right Yeah, it doesn't have sights on it. Yeah, they have little uh headsets, don't they? Uh, the little eyepiece. I think right? Yeah, something like that. Yeah It's a power level detector from dragon ball It's over 9,000 Where's this special alien? He's almost dead. He's kind of in the middle on the right. Oh, there's another one. Oh, hello No, oh, dude those things are powerful. That was amazing And there's no friendly fire on this boat. So it's just like op as hell. He's on me and you can just throw a grenade at him Oh, no Oh There we go, we got to get out of here Do we actually get out of there? Well, I mean, it's dying. His name is monica. Oh, then we're meant to kill him. Okay Monica Rambo, we have to kill it. Oh, there he is. Look at him Oh, he died. Okay. All right. Well, we did it. Oh, but now it's dead. Okay I don't care about your story character Hey, this is very important. This is setting up the alien lore. Yeah. Oh, jeez. Hello Ew So you named the alien monica. That's fucked up. Yeah, shouldn't you name it like asshole monica jr. Exactly prick Like monica would be ashamed of you Me me me Whoa, they're all just running down the hallway trying to get to us like they're in the hallway The aliens are like which hallway they're all so damn similar. Yeah, they're great. Don't don't miss the crate It has five anti personnel mines Well, to be fair, they knock out one alien per rights. It's not like great vulnerable vulnerability assessment drone Yeah, I don't know what that is All right, I'll use it in a second once our event begins and we'll know what all the vulnerabilities are The vulnerability appears to be bullets Yeah, I've noticed that aliens don't do well against them I'm just gonna use this. Wait. No, I might actually save the heal for later I'm gonna set mines up. I'm gonna set up mines There's a mine right there The vulnerability assessment drone, uh, like helps out for 90 seconds. So I'm gonna wait until Things go bad. I imagine was it monica? He's probably gonna attack us I would imagine Would they big attack them? I'm ready Are you ready Riggs? I am so ready for this. I've got my mines out I can't wait to see what they do to aliens when they're stepped they're stooped on You attempt to open the door if you've now activated aliens. Oh, no. Oh my goodness aliens has been Let's see if the aliens get their food smooched Let's do it. It's food smooching Well That's so bad so far so far so good. Yeah so far. Yeah I mean if you guys got the left the right right now is pretty clean And I'm standing here in the middle. See here's the anti personnel mine. It just kills a an alien that are really That's probably why you got five of them because yeah Yeah Oh my All right, actually, I'm gonna heal myself now a little boy back here, huh? The fact that I have to hold out to pick up the first aid kit Stupid feels so like non-alien for them to sit behind cover and shoot little acid balls like yeah I guess if they're spitters they that's what they would do It just feels weird. It would be like an alien thing. That's all. Yeah, it feels more like a like a person like going You can't hit me. I'm behind a wall Oh, no Monica. Oh, there's Monica. Oh my goodness gracious. It's Monica. I'll see you bitch Oh, oh, she's like dying Monica quick. She's dying very quick Monica you're bad at video games Wait, where'd she go jump into a wall? She's not a real gamer girl No, clearly I appreciate the no, uh, reticle when you're hip-firing. I do like that. Yeah, I prefer that so it's just Monica that harder. Oh my goodness. I don't worry. I got you. I got you Oh, she ran away. She's also a coward Yeah That you know, I'm gonna heal myself Yeah, we got him coming in plenty of health No, they're spitting all over me like I am having fun with this game But it feels almost like unfair because it's co-op, you know, like co-op always feels more fun I don't know if I was playing this on my own I'd be like, uh, yeah if I was playing this on my own I wouldn't be it wouldn't be like fun. It wouldn't be misery. Just be like, huh? No, it'd be very like very, you know, it's all right We shouldn't like guy be saying like, oh my god, Monica died He's probably yeah, but we're not finished killing the rest of the aliens, I guess Yeah, at the end he'll be like, uh, and then he'll be like, oh monica. That was so sad. Anyway Oh, no Anyway, man, this xenomorph spitter just standing there letting me kill it. These aliens are dumb If you're gonna give it that much health and you need to give it some evasive maneuvers when it's just standing there Soaking up bullets. Oh, there it is. Yeah Yeah, that was a harrowing experience And you shoot him any, oh, it doesn't matter. I think we're done You could shoot right through him and it just doesn't do anything Yeah, I'm gonna like you guys were saving me. Yay Of course, he wouldn't have a pressure suit. Why would he just have a pressure suit? I don't know. What is a pressure suit exactly? Like like an astrodot suit. Do they go Who a burst fire mission? Oh, I got a first-fire rifle. Nice. I like first-fire Well, I don't think I want first-fire on this game. I do I'm gonna return to base. I want to take me to I want my burst fire gun I prefer first-fire on this game because it's they find it more um punchy and specific You try I don't want to try them. It's just like it depends on the nature of the game Some games I'm bro burst fire. I really like the FAMAS and modern one too. That was a cool gun It's pronounced famous It is famous because of world modern warfare too. Yeah, it is It is FAMAS. I think I'm pretty sure it is FAMAS It's less than 10 damage. I'll take it load Yeah burst rifle. It looks like oh it looks similar but different. Okay, I It's a little bit different. Yeah, I approve of the similar but different Well, yeah, now we will you'll check. Okay muscle break Oh that vulnerability assessment drone. I kept it. You can keep. I never thought about it. Yeah I was so invested in shooting aliens. I forgot Yeah, like I said all the stuff you get from those little crates stays if you keep it forever Sort of thing. Well, you can't keep it forever Okay, it consumes in the missions Apparently, I've got cores and modifiers, but I can't use them yet. Uh, I can use a modifier, but I can't Doc perks. So I'm level two doc as far as I know I need to unlock more levels before I can put in core perks by the looks of it And yeah, you unlock perks per our class by the looks of it. There's technician Yeah, it looks like I'm gonna rock them. I mean, I'm happy to stick with this class personally Yeah, I'm gonna stick with this one. What do I got? You can only be stumbled while interacting with objects Reviving allies using first aid kit. Yeah, there's some there's some stuff here And then I guess there's the ones on the grid. So there's core and modifiers Um, you know what there's a lot of model. Okay I'm gonna go grab some coffee. So if you want to read some yeah, sure you bet I'm gonna explore I'm gonna explore the uh To continue from my theater experience. I've had people come up to me. I have to halloween kills and say that sucked I agree Lawl also every manager at the place hated black widow Um, I work with good peeps. I mean, yeah, it's an embarrassing movie and halloween kills I've only heard that it's either that it's bad or that it's funny bad. That's that's that's it No, anybody liked halloween kills four round bursts Oh, and this is the good kind of burst where the time between it's got a really high rate of fire on the burst Which is important and good when we like that Yeah, because if the burst rate of fire is not high then don't fucking waste my time So Yeah, I just want to explore a bit. Okay. I'm still so I'm level two I'm level two, but I'm still a level one doc Okay, I got you Yeah, you have a good player level and then class level Yeah So I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm not gonna Upgrade stability because I'm an elite pro fps gamer and I know how to pull down on my mouse Nice and it shouldn't be Yeah, that's Yeah, that's there's no point in upgrading stability Not on this gun. Yeah, it's too accurate to worry about that And you'll best I like the look of it though because it's like the pulse rifle, but just a little different Hey Yeah, so it's got like that rail on the top You know best serious voice say Um, what is it? What is what is a serious voice like like saying it like I'm actually in danger? It's like the Atlas voice I'm here to kick gum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass Why don't I kick gum why can't I put the extended flash hider? large muzzle Is that for like big guns when it says large muzzle? It doesn't say what weapons I could put it on Does it not? No Where are you looking? So go to inventory attachment Muzzle I have three options But I cannot use one of the options on my rifle So I guess it's for oh medium muzzle and large muzzle so large weapons medium weapons and small weapons I've just noticed by the way. All right. Uh claim your rewards. You need to claim them They don't just automatically like in the bottom. It says tactical opportunities. Take a look there tactical opportunities That's where you claim rewards No, I see no opportunities. I haven't oh, I've got a kill You go to the menu. Yeah, when you go to the menu underneath the campaign All right I have to kill 40 more. I've got requisition cards and now it's telling me to go to the armory Oh, yeah, I got requisition cards too Oh sergeant park. Do we have to talk to sergeant park? I have to talk to Santos I can't talk to her. What about you? Oh, I guess there's an armorer that I have to go to. Oh, there's a there's a there's people There are people they're excited you can tell by their things The big hours over the heads. Yeah, can I not I can't go through there But I can talk to him. Oh, this is sergeant park Oh, you can get the lull emote Oh Out loud Yeah Um our art of preview. Okay. You could buy like little outfits for like docks and stuff. So I need 250 Points and I have 100 points Oh, these are like, oh you can get um You gotta boost those numbers ranks Oh, you can get a little a specialist webbing helmet and it's got the little It's got the um the little medic cross on it. That's what I want. Yeah Some of these actually are just skipping through all that dialogue. I don't really care All right, let me see what the fuck laptops Wow, I'm pretty pleased with the aesthetics of this uh, it's a very alien color way Oh, I can buy a drum magazine and tactical scope Yeah, I I'll I'll go cosmetics later. I want to see I want to see what's different. Yeah, I yeah, I can get attachments. I have enough for I have enough to get a new weapon probably off to the next match though. Hmm. Yes, you can buy attachments What's so I'm sitting here wondering if I want to buy an attachment. That's all I'm not going to yet You know what? Perks kids for the smart gun. I think I want an attachment for the smart gun Um, hmm also high rags Hello to you Next one just says ura Ura, of course ura. That's that's military jargon ura Yes, drum mags increase your backup magazine as well. Yeah, you're you're total Scopes and okay. I'll keep using what I've got for now, but it's good to know I've got my little smart gun. All right. Well, I'm ready for the uh, I'm ready to Yeah, because because one of the points is for cosmetics and the other point is for like gear and it's nice I'm ready. I'm so freaking ready. We're completing the the first Quarter of the campaign. This is the big final mission. This is the finale for chapter one Can you believe it? I can Hi, I am rags. I am a good boy. It's currently a queen. Oh That sounds like something I'd say Welch Long man any plans to ever play re6 on co-op? I would love to see a reaction to the weska's son's story and a boss fight. Oh my god. Um I mean, yeah, we could probably do that at some point really funny Actually, which one resident evil six is still just two players. All right I think so. Yeah That was back in the gears of war era when the co-op that was like, oh two people. That's good enough Two whole people Um, it's funny. Why are we why don't we talk about this guy? Just so we're just no idea. He's a scientist Oh, he knows science. I'm just a dumb marine. Yeah, I don't know science. I just know guns go bur Yeah, it's sad that there are people who think aliens is a bad sequel. I know Yeah, I know that's bad The awful people wrong opinion morally wrong people and I would say that's a wrong opinion. Yeah Instantly points it at me here doc take a side Instantly points it at me Oh, we have to oh, it's an escort mission Oh, you know gamers love these He looks so good. Well, remember via shock infinite solved escort missions by not having an escort mission at all She appears from the people would do the reviews for that game. Oh Uh, this is escort missions done right. It's not an escort mission. She fucking disappears She's immune to damage too. She might as well not be there Oh, what's this? Is this the coolant? Oh, I guess we're at the bottom level now. Yeah Oh conveniently it it's just exactly at the level of this walkway. That's convenient My god, we're gonna pop out of the water They're gonna pop out of the water. I bet Probably yeah Got a moller Good job. I killed oh, yeah right burst. Oh, I do like this burst. This is better. Yeah Yeah, it's a fast firing burst like a shoot Can't aim for as long as you as long as you don't easy part Yeah, the shooting is the easy part. In fact, you shouldn't have said you can't aim now. No dying is the easy part Oh, yep Uh, the sounds that the guns make are really it's it's a cool sounding gun They're gonna come from left and right on there. Yep Yeah I have that tactical drone. I might use that now now Oh, the first way Oh, look at him a little bit surrounded Yeah, this burst is pretty great As long as that stupid doctor doesn't get hurt though because I don't know if we oh, we probably can't heal him It better let me fucking heal him if this game is like nope can't heal the doctor I will be angie As long as you're not hungry medic You could be a medic, but you can't heal the NPCs actually fuck off then That don't make no sense Downright flights. Jeez. How many that's a that's far. That's a lot of flights Yeah, and I don't like flying No, that is a lot of flights George Collins been on planes is like that's Man, he was really good when it came to just doing uh bits about the english language in weird terms like I'm not getting on the plane like I'm getting in the plane Evil can evil can get on the plane Uh Preboard what the hell does that mean? To get on before you get on Look english has it hard. It's trying to make things make a non-stop flight. It's like well, you know, ideally I'd like to stop That was a waste of my ability Thanks for the input buddy Give me more aliens Oh, he's getting hurt stop. Oh wait. Come on. He actually oh, he does have a health bar Like yeah, oh, did you not notice that that's why we're saying it's a real escort mission Well, maybe it was one of those like he can go down and there's like a timer that resets or something where he doesn't have Like he can exist in this bow of incapacitation Uh, yes, and in chat a near miss. It's like no a collision is a near miss It's a near hit Oh, carlin. He had his ways George carlin is man God but not forgotten it is always interesting you think about shooting Oh Yeah, something's bugged out. There's just a gun that just keeps shooting Oh, no, and it when I run away from you it gets quiet, but when I get near you, it's dude Oh Oh, no, that does suck What a stupid glitch No, I'm just shooting in my ear. Oh, no Yep, maybe if I get killed or something it'll help Oh god, I hate that It's like there's a lawn mower 30 feet in front of me at all times I'm so seary Ormo Oh my god, this I hate it I'm prepared for battle. Do you want me to maybe if I go get a capacity that could fix it? I don't know Um Here, let's do this. Let me go to settings audio master volume Maybe I could go to the fx volume Yeah, but then you won't hear your gun. Oh, no I'm trying to move away from you so that it gets quieter, but then you keep moving closer I turned down the fx sound so that I can't hear I gotta move around the map to be able to find the the aliens and shoot them So Recite the advertising bit. I don't know if I could do the whole thing that one's a tough one Okay, well, I'm gonna go ahead and start the quick time or not the quick time event the the christian The fast we get through this level of better Yeah Yeah, thank you. Yeah, you hear that I haven't played this game, but they are coming There's some funky AI with these aliens What's the so for people who are confused in chat specifically it's On rags in my end. It just sounds like mohler aspiring constantly. Yeah It just it's just a machine gun sound looping over and over and over again Meanwhile, it's nice and peaceful over here Yeah Oh, that's this way the left maybe if you get grabbed by like an alien that'll stop it Yeah, maybe But this this particular set piece isn't hard. This is really no this one's pretty easy. Yeah Oh, he died Like the only person shooting his ball. Oh, it stopped. Oh my god. Hey, I got over I got hit by a thing so it might have been that oh, it's over. Oh, it's beautiful I can hear clearly now the guns are gone. I can hear all in my way It's gonna be a bright bright bright bright sunshine Is our mpc okay? Oh no a our mpc is okay rags in a bit of trouble and now you're okay I got you don't worry. Yeah, and plus quick time events when it's just like random keys like Oh Yeah, yeah use a med kit for that one. I don't need to I got full health. Oh, man. Look at all the fucking reserves We have four skulls and uh There are still aliens coming the skulls represent how many times you can go down Yeah, well, we haven't gone down once this whole time. That's true. Normal. We have normal is easy Three we could we could boost it up. But I mean, I don't know Well, maybe if we finish this campaign, I don't know if I want to yeah, actually now that I'm fine with just carrying on Wait, we're supposed to be doing something. No. Yeah, we're meant to be going Oh, we're meant to be going off that way where rags is Excellent grabbed a thing. There were aliens over here Dude Recite the people the groups of the four groups. Oh No, you're mixing them up There was the the groups of the people who should be locked up in entire states as prisons and then there's the people who want to be killed Oh, no Oh, I totally dodged don't mix up George Carlin's bits. They're all unique and different That that annoys me. I see it coming and it's obvious and I do this big huge backwards dodge and it's like enormous hitboxes So just grab. Yeah. Yeah Oh, come on you stupid scientist Stop falling behind. They're not my friends. Why would you say? Oh god? They're right in front of me Uh-oh Wait, what what the fuck? Oh, he's in me. You Well, oh my goodness, that's okay All of the aliens are falling through the floor for me Are they dying and then they're full? Well, yeah, that's the acid the acid burns through the foreign and the acid does burn through and they fall through that That's more accurate. Yeah You should be praising the game for that What I will say about this compared to Clinton Warren's is Clinton Warren's is much funnier Yeah, this is just like a game. Yeah, what the fuck that you can play This is just this is like a game that you play with the button colonial marines was our official cannon, isn't it? Is it still official cannon, right? Yeah Wasn't the main reveal in that game that hicks survived or yep, but yeah, it's like Would have been appreciated in a not shit game Well, I suppose so but it's weird like how do you piss poorly written in terms of saving him But I guess you can't really save him in a way. That's not hilariously dumb So maybe just don't do it Like, you know, that's a thought. Well, you just have to accept the alien three is alien three Is there an ammo crate? It's just like we accept it. I'm not sure Wait, let me turn on my sound effects now that I can do that. That's true It's funny if I just make something glitch just happens again. It's like You're probably hearing my gun and everything What accent is that? That's uh, some british accent of it's some kind of british accent base british Something It would appear to run on some form of british accent Well, you're not wrong. Oh, oh damn it ammo crate. Give me Ammo crate the plan here seems to be to space out a little bit There's a swarm coming before I could even oh my you need to get back to the door we came in I'm pretty sure this is the way we're meant to go, right? I mean like for the horde Well, I think you're supposed to shoot him as they come Oh big boy Oh spitters prowlers all over the place. Jeez The spitters seem to get stuck very easily Like they're Stay in odd places. They seem to get confused too when you start shooting them. They're like, what you can shoot me? Yeah, weird All right, I think i'm gonna heal up All right, and then get hit straight away. Yeah acid explodey ones are funny because you just like shoot them enough And then they just obliterate them. Just good. Yeah, they explode too violently It's like a physics glitch violently. Yeah Oh, cool I don't know. I've been harder. Oh, we got to go to these Robots and download their data. Okay. That's simple enough Access memory. Oh when it hits you would just snap you out of the hole. Uh, whatever No cipher present no cipher present Yeah, what up is our accident? That it like it's it's not like strong. It's just weird Yeah, no, I I know what you mean It's like someone trying to not do their normal accident So they just probably is what it is strangely Oh Yeah Oh, that's cool. The ammo actually falls to the ground and sits on the grate The casings or the magazines are the magazines. Yeah, that is it's always I like to see those little touches. That's a neat touch. Yeah It's better when the bullet casings, but they're like actually dynamic that really creates a tiny little wow That's really cool. I think um, that was one of the cool things about max pain Max pain three was really impressive in terms of like the physics man The bullet were physically represented in the game the amount of dead ends in this these areas though, you know Yeah, well, I think the problem that I'm having is like These places kind of look cool, but I can't get any grasp of what they are and like Yeah, what part of the ship is this what what is the point of? Yeah, I you know where where do people sleep like are there rooms dorms and cafeterias and stuff, you know Yeah, like I can see that this is like this is a hallway that is clearly used for I guess. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But this is this stands out for that This one does stand out. Yeah, because compared to These don't feel like places always and random. Yeah Ha ha Oh, we got boys behind us too Yes, we do they're everywhere Yeah, that's a bit of does just explode into chunks Rather amusing Man, look at them thoughts coming out of here. I'm gonna heal honaker I'm gonna get all of us Oh, it drains it like real fast when it's healing everyone. That's right. But everybody's on the full health Yeah, we can do this guys Oh big room So this is a loading bay. Yeah. Yeah the big things up there with the yeah this I I know what this room is for Oh, shit. What are these things? That's because this is a special place. Oh What is this is special place Uh, there's again Things. Yeah frogs. They look like frogs. Krogan heads. Oh, no, that's no What that's not nice That's no, that's no What the hell frog people Yeah, what is this? Is this like more for the aliens guys check it out? What? Oh, that's Peanut I like how our marvel at the dead aliens instantly disappeared Let me check over here for goodies. No, can you climb up the stairs? Oh, that's clearly ladder What's these are aliens? These are frog aliens Brailleans. Wait, what's that sound? Oh We let you tiny synths brought local animals up to oh, okay. They're alien animals. Oh local animals. Okay Oh, no, that's you guys that was so evil. Oh my goodness Terrifying they use the frogs as you know, see there's the revelation they bred xenomorphs Oh, is that why we're having different xenomorphs is because they did that They messed with the frogs and this is what happens when you mess with frogs turn the frigging frogs alien That's what that's what happens when you you do evil things like experiment on frogs. Yep We could have warned them. Yeah frogs are an indicator species Oh, no They did the thing where the bodies are flat. So if they die on staircases, then they just Doesn't work They don't like actually have models that just fall wherever they fall they're Like is this all gonna be a dead ends this is a dead end feels like it And it it's kind of weird that this game doesn't do the thing of like hidden little audio logs And and like diaries and stuff things to read and learn about these places Why is there nothing to explore? That door, right? If it just opened up and it gave us I don't know just fucking like one turret Like an attachment a weapon attachment or something or something I'm trying to think of something disposable You know like one turret that one of us could pick up because they're not that amazing Yeah, or some anti-personnel lines or like a cindiary ammo freezing ammo or something It's just nothing there's nothing there. It lets you go there All right, apparently there are audio logs, but I guess we just haven't found any at all I've been exploring. I was gonna say we've been looking around. Oh, here's one. I an intel. I just found one It's right here. It wasn't hidden at all. Okay. Wait, that's What does it do? Is it just something we can read? It's intel. It's it's condor dropship So I guess it's like a like a codex entry. It's lore. I guess it's I guess what I mean is um What I was what I was more getting at is I want to be able to find like a dorm Where there was a story here that I can learn about of like an individual who is storytelling Well, I mean, yeah, basically, um if it was ripe like let's make this a place where there's a really there's a story There's a big story about what happened. Yeah, what happened on this ship when the aliens took over How come we don't come across a because they did that in halo where every once in a while you'll come across a bunch of dead marines by some like shields that they've set up And that's where they made their last stand and you could get the ammo and grenades and stuff from them Well, that's that's what we're doing peak environments with storytelling there. It's a little bit awkward too We've killed like a thousand aliens. It's like, how did you how did how did this happen? How did you get a thousand? Yeah Because you know in aliens it's mainly families. This is the bridge like this is the control room for like this entire bay Have all of the like it That should be let me go up there on that take a look Yeah, it looks neat, but there's nothing here for me to interact with What's the story of the captain? We're sorry Uh, the ship I think oh, so this ship is probably our exit, but we got to defend it with loads or something I guess Look and see it just feels like you could have a story for each of these campaigns That is the more obvious one which we're kind of getting But like if we could get more of the story of individuals who are on this ship We was like guy needs to be picked up. You're like, all right Oh, so the oh, that's lazy. So the screens you see the screens here on this cargo thing So they're the exact same ones this one on the bottom of the top But also it's the exact same ones in the control room too They say the exact same thing like they couldn't even be like oh, this is what's inside Is identical course you could have put like a screen saver on it to make you think that they all Oh, it's got slightly different textures. That's okay. It's got slightly different textures But they could have had like what's inside of it or something like that to tell you what's in here Yeah, I mean, I want to know about the other things that are going on on this ship besides just the uh Yep, we're we're exploring your game. Why are you telling us not to explore? Prepare for battle put this entry gun down What's a cryo grid? Damages are briefly slows nearby foes for a minute after activation Oh Okay, so wait rags you want to pick up my health kit, but yeah, I'm gonna do that. I was sitting down my grace And then I shall start it up Okay, let's go can I look at them and ping it? Okay, you can can I do it with ammo? Who wants the gear? Okay, okay, I'll take cover even though I feel like this. Yeah. Yeah Fringy help me. Oh my god. What's going on there? That looks That's a that's an advanced marine maneuver Spinner. All right. Whoops Geez they explode so violently I do I explode like a physics glitch. That's the problem There's no weight to their body parts Yeah, I think people just like probably made it that way. It's like satisfying, right? It's like, I don't know Seriously, some of them just get stuck when they go around corners like Like it's not terrible, but you can tell the animations, you know, like they leap over. Okay. Yeah, they're fine. They're okay I I mean, it's funny, right because like This is kind of like middle market game, which I wish there were more of Yeah, like games that didn't have as much money behind them, but they've kind of got interesting ideas and You know, geez It won't let you ping specials, which is odd Really? Yeah, I was looking at a special and I pung it, but it just was oh, it just made that a met thing It doesn't track the special when you ping it, which is kind of the whole fucking point You like tagged it In our space heads up displays, you know We have to pressurize the hydraulics for the main doors downstairs or something Below the deck. Where's all right? I'll do it. I got it. Remember if you need it Yeah, no, I'll be fine Oh, I think it's a big guy. I can hear something I hear a there is particularly All right, where is he? Yeah? Oh right here Yes, he is Play nice now chungus. Oh, I got him Yes Oh god, there are a lot of there are a lot of them now Oh, I'll get that one. Okay. Uh, yeah, I ain't got much ammo. So I need to try and get some more All right Yeah, as long as you do three cuties correctly you get to run around again Oh, it's a red one. Oh, he's angry Oh, I'm actually I didn't realize I've been taking a lot of damage More ladles All right. Oh now the real fun starts. All right All right, I'm gonna heal up. Give me. Uh, give me a second. Oh health. Oh health easy. All right Oh god, he's attacking our scientists. Oh my goodness Oh As our science is gonna come up. I hope he had a has a degree in quick time events Yeah from space you from quick time event university. Yeah from space you su university No, that would be space university university. That's not right su you I like that space university university Yeah, the spitter Oh big boy on the way spitter Oh, let me I'm chucking down the century. There we go. I gotta go get more ammo nation Spitters come across as dicks in this like in terms of just Can't get me like I can I just I'm just busy So oh the side of the map who wants to get that? I'll go get it Maybe I shouldn't I actually have less help both of you go. Uh, I'll stay I'll stay with oh, he's following you Oh, is he the doctor? Oh in that case we're all going then. Yeah, I'm going field trip everybody Field trip Oh Got him. We got it. All right. Yep. Back to the drop ship. Oh big lads. I think Oh, two big guys Oh, oh, oh three full. What the fuck? Yeah I think I think we're meant to just run Yep, we're meant to run. Oh my god. We're definitely meant to run this. Holy fucking things everywhere No, oh, dude, that was lame Oh god, everybody's in trouble. Jesus What are we supposed to do? The blaming had we're safe. We're safe now. Okay. I guess we were It was like five super bad guys. This is like, yeah, you made it All right, that's it. No cap 91 Vulcan vented flash I got the old cap 91 Vulcan two hybrid optics But that is a heavy flamethrower I'm now level two medic. Hooray Level three demolition With demolisher demolisher man Which I think gives me are some access to uh, some slots to ABP 2010 greater than fire team elite. I heard that game is okay. I like it. I like it I haven't played it. I could be worse. That's a real great compliment. All right. Oh, that's a climatic Well, yeah, it just sort of ended me like, okay, we did it I could use the Vulcan, but I think I'd rather just use the smart gun Speak with second lieutenant co about condor dropship. That's that's our intel, I guess Okay, what happens if I do that? Let me check. I got attachments Doc that I can't notice. Hey All right, that was for the intel that was the intel for the condor dropship or something like that. We did it maybe so Okay, so I the grid unlocks at three Where I guess I can upgrade my station my med station my stims or Field medic passive, but I have perks that unlock Do I get to I get to choose one? I'm gonna assume Increases duration of ability This says you can pick up down to allies twice as fast and your entire team's bleed out times increased by 25 percent, but none of us have gone down once Well, if we worry about it, we're on like mode two of five for difficulty. So oh, yeah, that might have In fairness, though, I think that five is like a mode that none of us would like Oh, oh, I see what it so on the right The skills take up a certain amount of spaces and you drag them onto your grid And then when you level up the grid gives you more options Oh, that's right. I can uh, I think I I think I can Oh, there it is demolisher rifle training. Let's get that Oh, they're doing them like the data sex thing As long as I have space for the abilities I can mix and match based on their size Okay, that's cool More games should use that system. I uh, I've never seen this before I was in I feel like it's in a few things right in a in a way Well in a way, but using the the physical like grid setup Where you drag and make room like it's almost like you like it's this is basically inventory management for skills Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's it's like the inventory management systems of like Deus Ex and stuff That's interesting and plus they're shaped in a way that you can't have all of them. Okay until you until later until you unlock Yeah What's the vulcan? Let's see. Why are you why are you clipping me stop it? Oh, it's a flamethrower. The vulcan is a flamethrower Yes, which is why I want to keep the smart gun. Yeah, I think smart guns the way to go Intel Okay All right, um Did you want to read some of the shadow? Well, you have to yeah, go ahead and read some super chats sure Dead island when and definitive gta trilogy I I don't know when is dead island a potential I can't remember Uh, yeah, I think that island you that would be all right co-op. I think it would be interesting. It's not like bad It's okay. I'll put that on the maybepile. I guess only demolition can have the vulcan, huh? If only I can have it then I might give it a shot What does it do? Um, it's a flamethrower. Oh I think it's because it's a heavy weapon um Yeah, it makes sense. It's weird though that if everyone could have medium weapons, you know, like I'm the The I guess it would be weird to say like the demolisher can't have small weapons. It's like why I think I can have because I can have cq. I think I no, I don't think I can have close quarters weapons Um, because I have them but I can't use them. I don't think I'm only I only get to have I think rifles. Yeah, or I have a rifle slot and a handgun slot Yeah, I have a rifle slot and a heavy slot Rifle and I don't know. I don't think I've got it's not like secondary rifle. It's just CQW close quarters. Yeah, close quarters weapon What are my options for that? I got two shotguns and a machine gun Perks kits I guess my thinking is in fact now I'm thinking about it It might be good to have the flamethrower for like close distance Whereas I have the you know the rifle to shoot them if they're at a distance Elevate as a hell Oh, yeah Oh my god I'm gonna get you wonder how effective it is Yeah, I guess we'll have to see it when we play it Um, that's a definitive gta trailer. Are you gonna pick that up? Oh, I'm definitely picking that up. Yeah, um Well then we'll get we'll get Fringy's review of it at some point Well, I guess it's The review would be like these are some of the greatest games ever unless they like make radical changes to the content Um game, but I'm pretty sure it's just a graphical update. There's no change to like gameplay or story or anything They're not censoring any any words or anything man, I It's funny. You think about that because the early 2000s that was like hyper edgy Time when it came to content. Well, they I know that they censored a confederate flag Which is really like that's the character What game and also Uh, so in in the remaster for grand theft order there was a character in our vice city Who had a shirt with a confederate flag on it and they switched that was something else But like the whole what it was Game about murdering and slaughtering people Well, so it's there's a few things to remember first of all that character was from the south Um, and he is like one of the like that's the kind of character that he is. It's also set in the 80s um So like I don't I don't know like whether modern Um Sort of topics would be relevant. Yeah. Also. Are we ready or? I am ready. I wish I could interact. So from from chapter two giants in earth Oh just one second It says mission or difficulty not unlocked for all team members Oh, I have to talk to the lady. I have to talk to her. Oh, okay You could change where the decal is you could drag where you want your decal I I don't care what the next mission is we'll skip it. Yep. All right. I can join you now. I think I can't you're right. I can't do that. That's actually kind of cool Wait, what can you do? So go to your decals and if you click a decal And then it appears on your gun, right and you could move it You can even flip it back and forth. It's a little thing. That's cool That's awesome. That's really cool. That's a cool little thing Can I make it my wayland you tony? Symbols on my guns, but you can make it bigger and smaller Oh wait, you're right Oh, you can scale and rotate that's awesome It's neat dude more games should do that This is officially a wayland gun I put on the magazine and it could just be my favorite magazine with that one decal on it That's actually really cool. That's a neat. Yeah, I can scale it to fit exactly where I want it as well. Yeah I can yeah, I can put elevator to hell on my little my little gun I don't use my side on And this is like a thing a challenge of like if you don't use your side on or it gets disabled You get 1.5 times the credits that you would have gone Those challenge things are interesting. I don't know Now let me I think I can uh, all right. I'm ready. I'm ready now. I'm ready. It's the mission unlocked for everybody needs a Your talk to that guy With the green arrow I know green arrow Oh the green uh exclamation points actually I don't know why I keep saying arrow There's a blue exclamation point over here blue marker over here Um, just saw a video called ruby writes Writers, I assume should call out the stupid. I was wondering if you agreed with its message If the message is called out stupid stuff in writing then yes But I've not seen the video so I don't know. All right. Um Where do I go? I don't see any more arrows It was just to talk to this guy um Unless you already have in which case then we're just ready to go. I went over here Oh I mean these scents For you or Well, I assume you start the mission, right? Oh, well then then we're good. Yeah, I'll just yeah I'm cute. Yeah giants in the earth insertion Best sequel ever By zenos, but there may be survivors Have you seen halloween kills because good god will do the halloween series down the line someday for halloween, I imagine There's so many of them But uh, I've only heard that it's terrible. I'm sad. I can't celebrate halloween with my friends due to covet But at least I get to watch you guys happy halloween and fuck the ccp my Yeah, and for any of those who aren't doing other halloweeny things we're here We're queer No, I can't think of anything else that rhymes I'm gonna hunt deer, but aliens. Oh my goodness. We're clear. This seems kind of different This is different. Yeah. This is quite different. I like it. I do like it I'm glad we get to change. I guess this is like a mining outpost or something It's going to be evil in these caves. It could be a company bunker, but I don't know Maybe yeah, maybe and maybe I was wailing utani Wailing utani. Oh They're always behind it always behind it Oh, we're already getting attacked nice It's funny. I sort of treat this game sometimes as if it's not that kind of game where You know, we'll we'll be able to look around and talk and yeah, it's just like no, it's just a series of hordes And this one's using a little jungle music Well, at least we got a different track to listen to yeah, but we'll be listening to this track for the whole mission clearly So I hope it's a good one As do I Hello, hello. Happy spoopy day lads. Hope y'all have them fun. Also more like getting the jar Getting the jar What a water. What's in the jar? What's in the fucking jar? I don't remember that scene going that way, but I don't remember that one either But maybe it was the deleted scene that I saw that actually now that I think about it Oh, look at this big alien door That's like stone, but it's um, yeah, it looks like the door's in uh the nastromo, but it's stone I don't know why they've done that Whoa big lad Oh Whoa, holy shit this door Yeah, like I said, it's it's the nastromo doors, but stone. I don't know why they did they did that look at it What a what a strange wonky door with many moving parts where a million things could go wrong Is that a stone or metal? What are they trying to convince me? It's stone. I think it's an alien door, which doesn't make any sense. Why okay Well, yeah, why would you make it like that instead of just a door that goes up? Or just why is there even a door there? I'm pretty sure it's a reference to those kinds of doors in the Those were those were human doors not alien doors. I don't know why they've done that Look around like the rim of this passageway. It's got like divots and stuff in it. I think this is like an alien Like not like these spooky aliens, but Like an alien civilization On the alien But all right Oh, oh, this is kind of neat as a door. It looks spins. Yeah, that one's kind of neat Oh, no blood Man, I'm jelly for a second. Thanks. Does it remind you of Ethan to be like it's dark Yeah, just just not input the g In the least Oh behind us Spader go The flamethrower looks funny at a distance Does it this is we definitely have aliens here. Look at the did you see the way that this door opens? Yeah. Yeah Or it twists This is second level material right here. Shut up phone. Oh wait. No not shut up phone. That's greek wisdom To help me get through my day I mean the greeks weren't that smart or dead Yeah He socrates he was you know, he just He's a smart boy. That's all He's so smart. Look where it got him. He's dead Yeah, no fucking answer silent as the grave I'm in the middle of trying to stop his alien. Hey, that's too soon He's actually getting talking and giving it back I think aliens might come out of this hole back here. Huh? You think aliens might come out of this. Oh mauler come here. Oh, no Is it just a black? Oh You had one job which is to make a whole black, you know, I probably want to heal. I uh Why are you out of here? Let me use my turret for all of you. All right, okay Yeah, save me. I'm gonna get for the big chockers A stupid stone door. I don't want to spend Halloween alone. It's not alone. If you're here, you know, we're all united by I don't know They keep coming through that hole that is just a black block like in there Just a mask. Yeah So awkward Oh It's not fun like this Not that it has to be fun. Just you know, because you're getting attacked, but I don't know it just It just feels like the game was like, you know, you can you can be attacked in a fun way Yeah, like it. I think the idea is just that you just don't feel like you're responsible for it. You're just like, oh It shouldn't uh, I hope we there's an ammo. All right. There was an ammo crate. Excellent. Yeah, that means this is probably a whole place then I love how Man, that feels like is that do you wonder if that's like good or bad game design that if you see stuff around you're like All right, this is like what we're doing right now When it's so obvious, man I wonder if that's the same thing as tropes and storytelling or it's like, oh I think I think the question is uh Is it bad or is it good that you know exactly what's about to happen? You know, like is there a value as a game making it Maybe it is I guess i'm just wondering because there are a lot of games where we Well, there's not a reason for all of this to be here in universe that the universe That would be yeah, you could criticize that might be the thing is like If there's a better way for you to indicate to me that this is in universe that this would be here Well and the problem I think that you guys totally agree with this point is this game is Just repeating the same loop forever It is definitely Like It's very arcadey, I guess Yeah, it's very arcadey game That front flame power is fucking roasting them It is but I don't know that because you guys are getting a lot of the kill shots with it It just seems to be a damage deal or more so than um well I'd be curious maybe we're getting kill shots Like especially from a disc the one that like behind you right now Intuitive isn't bad implementation is key. Well, I the thing is I'm saying it's it's almost like not I I don't know because a lot of the time with games. It's like really good Star Wars music like this is like You're right. It does actually I've to doubt it. I was like, oh, no. Oh wait. What oh help me off I don't like that. Those can just run into the walls. It's annoying Fringy, please Yeah We need to use that platform as the two choke points and they pause when they have to jump over the barrier Now see that's called gaming the system and that is not good I don't know You could argue that that makes some sense Does it though? If aliens would jump over it makes sense Yeah, it makes sense that I would do it, but I shouldn't be able to do it like that I mean, it makes sense that the aliens might do it Well, so it gives us a barrier In the same way that trying to bottleneck them is like taking advantage of the mechanics. It's like, wow, I mean Sure, but but I think what I mean by that is I would imagine that the aliens if they were real would just jump over this Yeah, it's that they have a singular sort of animation to go ahead and That's a problem throughout the game is that the aliens aren't very small That's I guess that's what I'm getting at I am going to heal myself. I just got That's fun. Oh, yeah, we don't What's been choking on someone else's saliva? Yeah. Yeah, I guess I got another 750 For my what gives my turret help my health station. What gives it health? Was it both of you using the med kit that gave me I'll watch out for it next time Because I got 750 spare health or basically health ammo and then another 750 health ammo And you guys both healed, right? The screens have exactly the same information on them Yeah All right, are those enemies we might have to kill We'll be bad guys I was looking around for like bonuses and then a door open. I guess this is actually the campaign again This is where we're meant to go. Yeah Yeah, so what about like what if I go up here? Does that door not work the alien door doesn't work Because this is all very Like it feels very arbitrary. We're just like here we are now. You're like, all right Oh It'd be cool if like the aliens reacted to the flames by trying to run away Yeah, like they didn't just run headlong into the fire And then die it kept them away. Yeah, like this environment's interesting. Look at this It is Just don't want to find us. Find us. All right. Yeah behind us. Geez Oh balls See, I can't even get out of that one. It just does it and then fucks off. I hate that they do that. It's so annoying So that I can do it again. Yeah Like it deserves to be shot You deserve this you do deserve this and I would know This is this music man. It's ewok music The music choices in this game You could have done anything to work with that and there's another can I can I I swear to god That little bitch man I let it runs off like yeah Because if they just rely on that to make the game hard just like thanks It's like just free damage to the computer gets against you imagine that shit on the hardest difficulty That's just like you die and you're like well, that was fun Oh, um, I just opened the door and now there's a whole bunch of enemies coming here. Oh geez And it runs away. I think I might be heading down soon Oh, there's a lot of enemies here actually guys a lot Oh that flamethrower Problem is I can't like see sometimes if it's been used. Yeah the flamethrower blocks my vision I I gotta I gotta try and use it or I'm dead. No. Yeah. Yeah, it's yeah, it's still I mean it's a good tradeoff Keep it getting to use my abilities. We got a crate around here Also, I got very little health Health going down Thank you Nice. Is that an arrow crate? Oh, no, it's a canister. No, that's just an explosive Oh up there on the road Yeah Watch the other approach. That's useful information They're like approaches from all fucking sides. She's like watch the other approach I'm surprised we've not had like, um Another boss like that one from the other campaign. I guess we might have one right at the end or Oh, I got like no ammo. I'm yeah, I'm on my secondary Whoa the animate. Oh, yeah, Fringy. Check out the the the vault animation when you're running. Yeah I oh, yeah. Yeah. You should like slide up. You just sort of just like no, no, it's kind of inconsistent Yeah, it's very You treat these like there's steps Oh, I got a hidden cache that guys it was hidden. How's that? It's hidden I got a hidden cache weapon spray and a small round I guess they lock on Sweet Wait, they're gonna announce that we all found it Oh, oh the dinger goes off when everyone finds it the same one You have to you have to grab it yourself though Look by the looks of it. I'm gonna lie guys. I'm gonna need some those are still have infinite as yeah, we are Nice Look out everybody it's fun Fun incoming I sort of jumped out for a second. I was like, oh shits. There it is They all just they come across as just spawning like from nothing sometimes Man, it feels like It's so weird to just see like seven aliens pour out of a hole and you shoot them all like it die Yeah They're all just sitting there. It was definitely a choice to make them feel Uh, just really not one of these. Oh, it's a big boy On off he goes a little bit Running away like the county. So what's the point of letting me go slippery alien? Like I'm down for letting me navigate environment. But why would you let me go down here in this? This pit just for no reason at all. Yeah Yeah, there's loads of these maps with this stuff Tactical or game point in any of it. That's just how games work You know like usually if there's a path I feel like there's meant to be something there Would like some reason Look at him run Oh, yeah, that's right sweet Oh back here you gotta wonder if Um when making a game like this and you're like Oh And if you like play test it and people like having fun for the most part for everyone finds those grabs annoying As a developer you're probably like, hmm Should we keep those in it's like everyone doesn't like you believe in your artistic vision that much, you know My artistic vision is annoying to player We added them to make it harder though I'm surprised that there's no gun for you rags. You can like shoot, you know syringes into people and stuff like Feels like that would be you know, and it doesn't like it was maybe it's 10 hp per one and you get like 10 and they recharge All right They're all this is the hole that they're climbing out of yeah They just they all get out of the same hole and then now they're dead Well, here, what's let me see if these are the left of dead generous. Oh, you're hitting cash up here. Maybe That uh, that kind of looks like the forerunner logo right there. It does kind of Oh the reclaimer symbol, I guess Geez We did it everyone They don't remember what our goal is Um, I think we're on private property. I know that Aliens breaking and entering Aliens loitering we're the elite fire team feels like they'd be much more than three being sent on a mission like oh He was sitting there ready to pounce on you. It was just They decided to spawn some fun for us his boys his friends radioed ahead to let him know that he Had to wait there in ambush. That really was like this is my chance. I'm gonna be famous. Oh, that's neat. That looks cool What's over here though? Yeah, what is over there because this is where we're meant to It's just a dead end Oh, uh They're playing this they're playing the fucking yeah, they're playing the soft music with all the aliens are sporting stupid game This is not Oh Like what what is going on? They're just like oh look at this serene music Okay, so Oh, I just got 750 health. I just got 750. I didn't want I wanted to heal me. It's fucking Why is that the same button? So I got another 750 for my And another 750 so I guess when you guys grab health Then I get health for my turret. I think that's how it works. Interesting I think that's it. Yeah, I don't I don't see the logic in it I just have figured out that that's what does it also it doesn't Let me. Wow. Look at the this is this is making me flash back to like 360 era Just yeah, look at all these chest high walls everyone And it's chest high walls in an aliens game. Why it feels weird Why are there chest high walls? I'm assuming it's for when we can fight the androids in the harder difficulties It's gotta be it which by the way, that sounds really fucking boring It's awesome. It just means hiding behind chest high wall. Yeah Oh, I dodged out of the way the spitter and so the spitter just shot where I ended my dodge and I got hit That's fun. It's cool Just just just don't bother with an animation and just take health away. I think I prefer the smart guy Oh rags. I totally agree with that by the way Just fuck the animation. Just take my health Take my health. Save us both the time and effort. You put that money into something else Oh, there's a helicopter outside my house. That's strange. What's that noise where it's going? Oh, is that not just me? I thought that was the helicopter That's not a helicopter noise Helicopters It's true, uh, they would go all right, um, I can Extend the bridge, but it says hostels incoming. So Yeah, that's why we need the fucking What does the hostels have to do with me pressing the button? It's just letting you know that you gotta fight Why can't we jump over that's oscarist pop-up mines? Damn Remember, we are talking to get some work. I got it. Yeah, I got pop-up mines We're putting that one there. Oh, that's okay. Oh my god. Damn you I got four of those. How might uh, I got more left. Yeah Opens the religion. I think I'm gonna switch back to the smart gun next round. Yeah I don't find much value in the plan for us. Seems like the smarkin would be better Oh I think the problem is the aliens are too close by that stage um Unless it has more range than I think yeah I assume that like the damage done by the flamethrower is probably comparable to the lower. No, it's lower. Okay Oh, no, wait. No, it's higher. It's higher. But like a lot of other metrics are a lot lower Like range Yeah, exactly and it needs to have like a stagger effect built into it Where if they're in the fire in the fire, they are just not doing anything. Yeah Wow, this feels this feels new in this game. Oh, yeah strike inbound strike inbound. Oh my goodness We gotta get across the bridge. Oh look how many there are they're all gonna blow up I keep running I don't want to miss the thing Wow, shit. Oh, we have to secure the landing zone over this side. I guess too. Oh, there's ammo by the way over here Because that could be a thing they send like a thousand across this bridge for us or something. Oh, oh god, they're already here Oh, they're on the okay All right, let's put down that sentry gun. I'm not gonna lie. This is where I would appreciate not having a third person view Was when I'm a ds-ing or zooming in I like to be able to see the Huge portion of the map of the screen Yeah, and because he's so close to him it doesn't like and you can't change that too. Yeah For some reason oh, oh big boy Line them up make them on fire Could we just theoretically move up on the bridge? Yeah, I guess I guess we could yeah, that's a good idea Oh, there's enough warriors again. All right, wait. No, it's a spitter The problem is I want to use my oh, oh god Oh man, that turret just getting raped like yeah Yeah They should make armor out of those turrets geez Big crunchy ones I go grab my man. Look at the electricity spilling out of it All right, the warrior I love that Isn't it dead already or is it just like a low on health? It looks like it's sparking and everything but that doesn't seem to have any Is it glitched? Is it just super tough It's got 200 health left or something. But look at it. Yeah, I just can't just look it looks way worse than 200 It's bleeding electricity Yeah I mean that is thing is wow. That is That's a lot of electricity to have Everyone grabs some electricity Uh, yeah, put it in a little bucket and take it away with you. I'll charge your phone in an instant No, I probably get some I'm like they're all attracted to it That should just be an item right like a distraction thing. Yeah Can I pick up that gun? There's a gun right here No Oh You have to in the right Oh, apparently I'm not doing my job because I can stun the zenos with one of my abilities. Okay. Shit. Yeah, you need to be doing that Yeah, free with the fuck. I keep forgetting about that ability This is a class based cooperative shooter lame You're meant to come over here. That's that's how it works. I don't want to go where I'm meant to go There's a path over here. This is clearly a path No, it's not Yeah, it leads over to this, uh So there's a frog person here. There's another there's a frog. Oh look. It's like a rabbit This is kind of like an egg rabbit with six legs Neat the frog planet This is the frog. I guess this is the planet where they got the uh, the the froggies Here was a six legged cat in one of those cages though. I just for the record. I want that to be stated I have to go around this boulder. I can't vault over it Well, it's yeah, it's um Your little legs can't handle it Yeah, I take vaulting. Oh, I shouldn't never mind Oh We did it Rodriguez. We did it again Rodriguez And that knee high step is too high to jump. Yep 10 autopistol compensator Hidden cash found so I got overloaded rounds I got small magazine. So I guess that's for special kinds of weapons Rank three. Yeah, I dealt the least damage to him getting rid of that. Uh All right. Here's a complaint. I got the exact. I suppose maybe it's a complaint I got I I don't use my magnum very much every once in a while. I'll pull it out I got the exact same xp for my burst rifle that I did for my magnum And I barely use the magnum at all So, uh, do you want to go back to base? Yes, I got a new gun Safe in a company bunker Um Rags thinks he can take a horse-sized duck, but what about an alien duck? An alien duck that's probably some foul creature. Oh Could be a nice chill duck who just wants to exist, you know spray brown Spray chromatic is what I got now I'll try the m10 autopistol. Wow. That's super colorful like that And smart rounds. Oh, that's just a permanent upgrade. Sweet. That's 20 rate of fire. Damn Wait, smart rounds is a permanent upgrade It's like a it's a rifle attachment. Yeah Not a not a little yeah Oh, right. Second. I gotta Yeah, I got my new emotes. I've got casket magazine, which Seems better because I'm not too worried about stability and handling Compared to max. Oh guys, I gotta show you this emote that I just got Uh, I unlocked a modifier extended duration on a new rifle a new pistol Sweet. Do you name? Why can't I put it on? I have the space for it Come why can I? Minut, minut minut minut minut minut minut minut minut minut minut, wait a second. No, go back game explain this horse shit Load out and then I go to Uh Where's my thing I'm trying to find that okay dock perks why can't I put modifier extended duration three why can't I put it in there's three spots you wouldn't have to have my stream up would you let me let me take a look that's my beautiful character as I'm trying to imagine waking up to that gorgeous yeah I can't figure out why I have three well maybe that's over somewhere else okay can I put it over here I can I can put that over here and I can put core over here okay I figured it out I don't know how intuitive it is not taking damage at least 10 seconds gain 10% of your current life is temporary health my nipples are sensitive it's hard to wear some shirts I really hate it also my beard is 60% patchy but I'll fix that with chemistry I don't know if they mean they'll burn the rest of the beard off or just the chemistry of you know just hanging out with other people what was the remote you want to show me do it oh yeah let me I think I have to find the correct place to do it though because I don't think it'll work if I don't do it in the correct spot of course you'll understand what I mean in a moment I need a I need a check I need a waist-high oh over here come come come come come stay in there this will be amazing you can't okay this will be amazing you got to see this friggled right what do I need to see I'm gonna see this a moat I have to go to a specific place to do it or also make sense we can't ping in this that's dumb okay I'm gonna do come here I'm gonna are you here okay watch my emote all right all right and you're doing it in mid-air though I mean you try that's good enough to make it work because if you don't do it without what about does it in the mirror is this high enough a little bit higher over here this is high yeah this might work yeah let's give it a try that's it's not it's still not great but you know I appreciate it in a moat it's just an alien it's not in a moat it's just a reference it's a cool reference though yeah I was like okay you guys ready talk the person thanks for the brief I am yeah yeah I oh let me make one last check that I don't have recommended combat rating 250 I think yeah I'm I'm ready sweet let's do it happy Halloween y'all thank God it's Halloween after a year of no haircut no beard trim just for the today's costume I'll finally be free to cut it off I wonder what costume you got just want to say that I appreciate how you guys try to make conversation out of super chats sure it makes the reading take ages but it also makes chat feel oh the challenge card applies to everybody not just me yeah clearly wait what do you choose no not clearly no I'm saying clearly because it showed up on my screen I didn't I thought it was just for me but wait what did you choose I didn't see it reloads okay so reloads are twice as long oh one point seven five times XP I'm sure we'll be fine because I was like okay I'll do that because they'll be okay yeah you'd that seems weird dumb yeah I didn't know what applied to everybody that doesn't really make sense does it cuz like we get our own individual one do it so we can do the railing is much longer well yeah it's just look at it though yeah I know why rags crippling your team like that make your shots count Marines I'm tempted to turn off the music so that I can listen to my little low-fi mix fuck you giant head but yeah sorry well that one said was just want to say I appreciate how you guys try and make conversation out of super chats sure it makes reading take ages but it also makes a chat feel important I give thanks a long man I mean it's not even you I'm really glad you appreciate that as it's not about making people feel important I think it's literally just being fair like you ask a question and we will give as much of a response we can't it's a bad guys I don't know over here there's bad guys up to they want those reloads right true to your shots count yeah I miss you smart right smart gun smart how did you not equip it no I switched it I'm saying I I missed you you know oh I got you it's been too long you have to reload the smart gun yeah yeah but it has like 200 rounds per magazine or drum we're doing a band for me God these reloads but hey we get more XP so yeah we get almost twice as much like why wouldn't have told you like when you apply this it'll apply to the whole team is that alright like I wouldn't even mind that coming up every time yeah because I just thought it was just for me I read through some of them like one of them is to it just disables your secondary weapon imagine you just fucking set that I'd be like oh okay that's inconvenient to say the least but whatever oh you could you could choose the shoulder you're shooting by if you shift while you're ADS thing so much has had more visibility seems to cancel it out mine does improve reload speed but it the cooldown isn't exactly instant or anything oh yeah I get that little crescendo that little sound effect when I kill an enemy with a headshot yeah it's really fucking tiring like yeah I know I killed it I just did it well cuz you need like a slight more significant tag sounds compared to the normal that's all we need to do all the hidden caches all they're assuming this is a fucking dead end oh it's a form point the same thing really I didn't do it that time oh wait what's back here did you check around here nothing nothing god damn nothing a gadget these environments are interesting but I just feel like they wasted in a sense I don't know I know yeah like there there's yeah they're not taking advantage of the weird architecture to have the aliens crawling around everything just feels like it's like check out this place like oh this is a place and it's like spawn aliens kill them move on all right I'm not sure what I expect just makes the whole game blend together you know yeah kind of like they're not like they could be crawling this big fucking fuck off thing in the middle here this like they could all be crawling down and out of this thing in the middle all right I'm gonna put some of these mines around the place and I guess now that we know that these picking up health packs restores my ammo my health ammo as well we know how to save those so like if we need topping off yeah it's not intuitive that you picking up a health pack gives me turret ammo or turret health or the health regenerate slowly over time or per kill or every time I use my like tactical ability it restores a little bit and that's on a timer you already sure yeah I think I'm ready guessing those hey guys you know how many bullets by you know how many bullets my gun holds three 69 nice bro healing interrupted no I stopped it all whoa I didn't even know I could do that okay they got very close very quickly man reloading my smart gun takes like 10 hours now thanks rags you ruined everything it'll pay off in the end I was gonna say I'll thank you in the end probably yeah does that sound again noise is it a helicopter cuz I can hear it too no I'm saying in-game like is it a helicopter I have no idea why isn't my mind going off I put a mine over there by the steps maybe it already went on there it goes there it is I appreciate the idea of mines but when they knock out one random sort of drone for the aliens more than it is for us I know sit behind the little cover and they shoot their spitter things well again if we play in the heart of difficulties I assume it would be handy but in the most lamest way this music again this is very inappropriate music yeah like we're fighting aliens but it's all like quines and you know meanwhile we're fighting your sweet over here I probably should hail this is the like theme for like a bunch of fairy-like creatures coming out of a little hole just saying like hello they say they're playing the music change something big and nasty better go get that Amar it's so distracting I don't want to say how the big boy yeah yeah Chungus Wow he yelled for a really long time after he died I hope I get to do that you can refill your ammo while you're reloading that's empty I wonder if that's on purpose maybe I imagine it's not here it is again yep I can hear that why is that the soundtrack or dot that can't I think it's a soundtrack can't be but why weird and out of place what what is that I don't know this I can't keep saying it but I just my brain just can't handle it it's like why are you playing this music stop it inappropriate get it getting upset this sounds like a Kevin McCloy's track all right more aliens wow they're changing it up this time around huh yeah well I've never heard anyone likes Halloween kills oh no I think Jay Long was that you find funny is that so this the strategy here is that we use so yeah I guess that confirms that yeah we want to use the health kits once we get rid of those events and save the turret the health turret the health station for going along the way yeah seems to be oh yeah I saw it too oh no fun fun kill the they're coming out of the wall seven of them happens every once in a while you just come across a hole and they all die like as soon as I step out if they got the black bar these doors are opening with energy they have a sense to like some yeah but how do they know that we did they need to open for us energy just energy this man and yeah behind me this man help us and pop goes to we gather at the exit door wait that can't be it right there's still more to do no we can't we were what are we doing I have no clue I can't remember I just okay I mean there oh look at the last one boy is giant anus oh and one over here yeah how do there it is look at that oh and another one over here oh we just go to wait here as they come out of each of these gameplay all right I'm very satisfied by throwing a grenade at my feet and it doesn't do anything to me does it hurt you no or not enough to matter no just not at all I think it does on other difficulties no get off me oh it not run away ah that runs off yeah every fucking time acid rain music I don't know I'm just saying why you would do this why would you do this this is not aliens music this is all right I hear the big alien he's coming oh and he's dead before he could get away oh my god you're screaming for a while yeah they do that they just they re about death all right now the doors and the door opens yeah what it feels like a mausoleum what does a mausoleum feel like oh oh I got him there kill it on another one there's the hole there it is right there hole I do see it they don't even like you don't even hit the invisible tripwire and like they they come from different holes we get shot out with guns oh my goodness great shot out with bullets oh exciting now we can use the cover that we've never used otherwise in this entire game I'm already bored yeah when they die and they're they all flimpy with the physics can ride them with bullets yeah that's true it's like turning your computer on and off just shoot it and then it's off forever it's like a door panel in Star Wars this is the kind of game this is the kind of game I could see everyone in the world enjoying but it's nobody's favorite yeah it's like that game it's like I don't remember that one it's like no it's the one with the thing you oh since fighting zenos huh eat my grenade bitch why would Xenomorph attack synthetics that's not a you know if we stay clear they just want attack us I guess I'm fine with killing them all but now they're dead do we get more XP we got XP that's true that's a bit counterintuitive don't shoot it I get I get my game points why would I not exactly wow he's a little thing when we got here's game designers make exploding barrels really potent I couldn't run it away oh he's right here we're white are I could actually use this by the way we enter like a whole new enemy variant and the thing and the music is just still going yeah it's not even like the music or whoever fucking scored the game fuck you like you just didn't care clearly they told them you were making like an Ewok RPG if it were an Ewok RPG I'd still be pissed off there's the same fucking song for like an hour on end this could be on this could be the Timberborn soundtrack yeah that would I'd still complain I feel like God you know you need to make a better repeating thing if it's gonna we have more than one track you know this makes me appreciate the fuck out of Halo I mean dude all yeah it's our halo having dynamic music and everything why is this enemy very I even hear myself geez am I playing am I playing the division I don't want to play this game does feel like the vision yeah this sucks I don't play this kind of game where I have to fucking go to chest I was I am not and I have to shoot enemies 30 times in the head yeah we progressed past this a decade ago please all right the holes in the walls back here oh awesome wait was that cash we did I just aware is it yeah I thought it was a fucking ammo crate just by here getting I'm getting juggled there we go I love it and announces it for everyone three times yeah so that nobody gets it without no one else noticing our Jesus that's a damage once I don't know it just feels like once you do it the first time it should just say the hidden cash has been found and that's it market on the map maybe because it even though it boosts cooperative if you play it with Randy's like one of them can't open it without telling anybody else there's no benefit to doing that but I guess it's in case you don't know how much health you want to put down the thing or it's empty oh oh yeah we it's empty since that one holdout event where we kind of like figured out how all right well maybe there's maybe there's wait this just open let me check the other side of this room yeah is there an ammo crate in this room by the way you think there would be I don't think they can look but there are Zeno more so might be worthwhile so just cut our losses there's some bloody Zeno's god that's another thing by the way just no character in this game I don't even know why I'm commenting on that the game clearly yeah there's no characters yeah yeah like you don't like you make your own marine but for what purpose yeah why even bother if whatever give me a character I get to play as the cowboy you get to play exactly the straight sciences you know you you get to play as the quirky pilot oh no they got they got stentries tarot yeah turret it's not who does that what the but there's ammo here though that's cool oh synth warden isn't yeah we got variants oh and you know more coming from see this isn't fun when we have to do chest I will bullshit and Zeno's attack you like that I'm getting hurt I don't like it it's not even that for me it's just like a board oh are there cool oh sims sniper great wow great I can't reload my my smart gun isn't reloading oh now it's reloaded even though there was no animation all right oh my god I hit it with 30 bullets in the head it died yay they can throw grenades oh my god this was not what I signed up for I'm shooting the synth so many times fuck sake this is just crap all over my screen now yeah oh so we're about to die true I don't want to have to do all this again up grenade oh shot guys gonna die of boredom I think ah see cuz the our option now is just we have to be really careful oh I don't like eight why is the sniper the one with the most health why that is what oh I cannot take any hits I'm dead yeah I'm done I get you oh yeah oh that just gives me off my health Jesus yeah but you lose it when you're down it's not that's really gonna matter cuz I'm pretty sure we're at the end I would imagine we're out so I'm so I'm not having fun right now I can't believe they gave the sniper so much health like it it has like the health of one of the Zeno warrior people it's like why would you give him that oh there's oh we're not done yet there's a crate up here we need to what the fuck is oh there's aliens back here oh yeah that's right there's an aliens came that's right oh I'm down the aliens came and got me awesome while I'm reloading my damn rifle hold on I got to kill them first muse looks like you got rags are still got a good bit of time I've got like a minute yeah well yeah it says like yeah that one thing was it increases the bleed out timer by if I got like over two minutes I mean maybe that'll be handy when you know things get really bad electro shock rounds you gave us those now you think these caches would be whatever I suppose I'm probably ought to heal myself actually um actually before you do cuz I'm gonna get before you heal yourself oh right stand and stand in this for a bit I guess we need to set up a centuries and shit now if you feel yours if you were to heal yourself then that would give me at least I think it would give me cuz it doesn't tell you it doesn't tell you what gives the health station more health to give right which is a very important information that I should be made aware of God they could spawn just everywhere that's what's gonna happen and they can they can spawn here and they can spawn there too awesome sounds like having fun the thing is the core loop of this game is okay and so whenever they make it worse than okay we'll get annoyed I need to heal actually lines everywhere yeah this is becoming gears of bore pretty much it is honestly having like yeah Gears of War is way better I'm having like PTSD flashbacks just all the shitty generic like cheaper games on the 360 euro they were just all this yeah white rarity turrets because it's down over there I don't know about you guys but like the 360 era specifically was the one where I would just go to like a bargain bin pick up loads of really cheap games and just play them and be like I remember a game called haze that was like generic first-person shooter on that was the yellow yellow yeah that's right that's right the next but then as it turned out the yellow masked people were bad guys you join the rebel oh should we take a side oh I'll go with rags he's got less firepower theoretically I've got I've got two centuries over on this that's run the demo so come on not the sins we're gonna do aliens not why are they even here go away great nice gonna have to get in cover cuz they throw smoke grenades to awesome now I can't see the sniper the super fucking hell I hate you oh that there's actually a lot of them coming to me I'm my turret down no shit he's right here all right just he explored he does see the thing with alien combat is I can move and bounce and jump around and have some fun but this shit is just tiresome on they can knock out your sentries as well line on synthetic should not be capo no one cares at least we're fighting each other robots I want the aliens to live I do want the aliens to live I want to shoot them out dude they have the shield ones can just walk up to the turrets and destroy them this credit them but it's a special turret it's a colored turret it's not one of those white turrets it's a sparky turret oh since sniper fuck oh it's like the worst class you know is yeah thank you the enemy yeah thank you Zeno is maybe will you treated you I've developed a kinship with these evil yeah I will help theoretically the Zeno's kill the things that won't get on with the game you know they're ruining it the androids which by the way harder difficulties if they really do sport more of those no fucking way I'm playing it is boring enough I don't want to play it on hard generic looking robots that's kind of shoot back at you sort of and it really feels like the crutch a lot of alien games have with it's like well we can do Android stuff not just alien stuff it's like how about you just make the alien stuff really good about that yeah I want to yeah it's not androids all right stunned him oh sorry you stopped the stun so if he grabs you you're in trouble don't worry he's dead yeah dodge a Reno my way out of him I think he regularly when we complete the next mission we're halfway through the game by the way I think so yeah which doesn't it feel it almost feels like we're not playing the campaign that we're playing a mode yeah we're playing Spartan there's a story here and I don't know what it is nobody knows what it is at least they're not forcing me to go through the shitty story with like cut scenes and everything oh man that was not fun hey more exp though thank you thank you for putting that on right good job yeah I'm like rank five now I went up so quickly plus 30% handling I don't care about that and Alex yeah see more kills more damage l36 halberd okay also I might take those sniper for the next one now because of the fucking androids this oh return to the endeavor and report to your CEO for debriefing okay that's gonna be one second you walk up to them press F they say hello next mission and that's it yeah just fucking pointless busy work to be a game I think you can tell I'm gonna turn on this game the more androids I fight aliens don't annoy me as much equipment I unlock a new decal when you have full stacks of stay on target your ability recharge speed is greatly increased interesting smart rounds plus 20% aim assist I I'm keeping the smart rounds definitely keeping that on does it mean like it moves your cursor maybe plus 20% aim right I'm not sure does it is it so it hmm reload speed plus 20% yeah I don't want it I don't want aim assist they on target I mean I do if it's like just making my bullets latch on to the enemies and why can't I do that then again I got an alloyed magazine that gives me increased capacity you know what I might I might put that on without a try hmm compatible with over oh okay well I can put that on stay on target I guess do it then I know if I want to unite I don't like any of those bonuses for the grenade hmm L-36 halberd it's one of the fastest firing rifles in use and also one of the most accurate and longest-ranged well that doesn't make sense why would it be the fastest firing but the accurate most accurate and long-ranged that seems odd oh it looks like the synth rifle I don't want it on principle then fuck the sense so there are three people I need to talk to but I don't care what they have to say wow I'm keeping a magazine of the electrostatic stuff just because I don't want I want to be able to fuck up those goddamn synths I probably should have listened oh is that is that what they do like do a more damage to sense I assume real estate I am making as a human being okay I could probably go buy something I've got some stuff oh yeah you can buy stuff I forgot about that liar I did forget about it I'm not lying about that you've already been proven to be a hideous liar by the gods of truth so I know it's harsh but true it's not for you're a liar I want to buy a thing from a refill how much money do I have a single shot DMR that could be fun to use not a sniper rifle but a DMR that could be nifty ability and weak point damage that's probably good alright internal magazine scout rifle launch accelerator just damage upgrades reload speed and spit I don't want either of those fire rate I was a fire rate on a single shot rifle you have to if it's single shot I suppose you have to shoot it once and then it has to do some sort of reload or recharge which one is it oh laser it says it increases fire rate but how does that work on a single shot like a bolt action or whatever it is I don't know it might not be applicable well it says it specifically for the gun oh then maybe it's it must do if it's specifically for the gun it's got to do something right yeah alright I'll take the reload speed incinerator hmm so it's a oh it's this close quarters okay maybe assault rifle I can get optics but I don't know if I want those I am going to save up to get the type 88 heavy assault rifle I might save up to to see what else I can get I can rifle that I have single shot DMR what I want that though a single shot DMR yeah semi-automatic yeah no it is semi-automatic but it says single shot in the thing oh that's different you can buy perks to yeah requisition supplies so perks kits but there's only one perk I can buy for dock headshot kills reduce the cooldown of combat stems by one second yeah don't worry about that universal perks are just generic so you so of the classes that you have the lengths technician recon gunner demolition dock there's only one perk that I could buy in its lane okay well I'm so about Halloween kills I've heard that it was bad of funny bad yellow flash to so I like Halloween kills I mean you know everyone's welcome to like cheese whatever they like I put a 20 percent fire rate on this thing and cheese like that my character model can't hold my character model cannot handle it it's clearly I'm clearly down the sides of this why are they holding it like that instead of putting one hand on the under the barrel I guess or whatever it is on this machine pistol I guess cuz it I cuz I don't know there's clearly room for a hand there that you should be using on a gun that shoots like this you guys ready wait do I have to talk to fucking I haven't talked to anybody yet speak with this lieutenant Santos hello there he is I'll keep that in mind is that done no what I'm gonna talk to you about how's while in the business there we go all right we're done hasn't unlocked anything though I guess it's it's important that you did that oh well I can launch the mission three anyway I suppose to many of us can yeah Giants in the earth oh boy did trials of a Cyrus on d2 destiny to assume have to win seven times in a row with one forgiveness went perfect until I lost twice at six wins if that rejuvenates me oh you can't repeat cards either I checked to see if I had new cards you cannot repeat a challenge card that you've already done I'm assuming you you've consumed it I guess modifier that you could keep you you would collect all of the modifiers and you could mix and match however you'd liked the one thing and you're gonna buy more um yeah you guys know destiny right what's what's forgiveness what does that mean I don't know I have no idea I can't remember complete that to win seven times in a row with one forgiveness I oh yeah I think this is like well you have to win seven games but you get one free loss that won't count for the street being ruined you get all right that sounds fun that sounds shit yeah he said that he lost twice at six wins that makes sense only we got a link up with Rodriguez and oh boy they're a sense ahead that wasn't just us coming across them for one time was it they like fully in the game now that was their introduction and they're gonna get to be why fucking suck oh boy check it out everybody oh yeah I love the fact that they get to have centuries that's really fun god damn I reload fast though okay they can make an icon is the icon avoid damage either there's no melee right I'm not that I'm aware of I just got fucking meleeed by one of them how's that fair animations exist but we can't access yeah they don't let us do it what the fuck why would you make melee for the enemy and not for us I I'm annoyed I have been tricked into playing a game from 2010 yeah I'm totally serviceable game that I was ready to play to the end and now I'm like I'm not so sure yeah I seriously this is just flashbacks all that shitty gameplay from the 2010s that I don't want to relive I see those now there is a coming out thank you thank you but they're attacking me so we have to deal with both of these fucking oh you are just fucking seven of them sport on me so next to a hole it's like yep that's this game oh they're coming through the hole again more holes with less spawns per hole yeah it's not hard so that you have to force yourself what is that positioning these stupid dark rooms that just pitch black if they leap and you're dodging their character models fucking like we'll turn you to hit you suck sauce I'm gonna save that design the enemies better like so that they don't have to do that design all of it better seriously those rifles helping out with a sense it makes them much less cringe yeah good thanks for reminding me that we go to a quite way all of the cringe is happening at the same time look at a design perspective you walk down this hallway how else can that encounter end it bounces on one of us and then all right oh century line ahead shut up oh look at them all I don't have love of those there's just turrets that's just great oh synth detonator these get too close they blow up don't they fuck off great that's just what we need on top of everything else where's the ammo see you look around and all you find is spawn points you're like oh yeah they was me thinking this was a place yeah a place with a story and things to do in a function no it's just yeah like I don't want to gloss over this but we were in the ruins of an alien civilization we don't give a fuck in hell oh no come on up job half my health is gone bullshit top off however much you need all right this is fun and a bit detonators shut up oh my god every there's how many of these are we gonna get turret and then the music I'm out of ammo I got plenty of ammo but obviously I have to go slow which is not why I was playing this game oh when you run out of ammo so if you swap your shoulder that you're shooting on which is important based on where your cover is if you reload it automatically takes you back to the other shoulder and it doesn't even take you back I didn't want to do that but okay collect an attached synth core does I mean there's ammo up here does it mean that we can there is ammo yeah there's a there's a there's an overcharged warden and he's a boss enemy and he's wearing a little wail and utani cat and he's dead right what do you drop how pick up is that a quest or something oh yes okay game where you can be behind cover but you can shoot through the cover because of the third-person camera no times wait what do we need to oh attached in core cannot use I can't use it oh where is it I got it yeah we're working on our eyes shut up we're doing your lame quest put the thing in the battle awesome alright is there hidden cash a that has the walking alien spawn careful are you saying cash is a meme or like what cash a like you said you're memeing right I a lot of people say cash a it's cash though as far oh yeah okay it's cash yeah rags just like because it's not Porsche it's Porsche but it's cash not cash so we are from I say poor poor silence again Porsche it's funny we're taking them like Porsche wait no she says Porsche what are we doing Porsche and ironically this would be the best part of this movie if this were a movie just the part where the character is just talking about Porsche yeah it's a Porsche or Porsche cash or cash a and the whale and utani future world what is behind behind is relative good oh my god it like it's just you see them and you're just like oh it's kind of like my smart gun isn't very good against these guys I'm glad I didn't use them why the hell would I ever use the flamethrower by the way if I have to fight these things yeah there's no point at that point look out everybody fun I'm having so much fun I'm getting my money's worth out of this Magnum though with these easy headshots on them it's just dull and tedious oh that's right you can use the Mac the Magnum this one's jittery oh behind oh yeah that I yeah oh now we got aliens thank god yeah but they're gonna do the same time probably alien you know I know interesting for a game yeah where these are like the main enemies oh he tried to grab me these chest high walls are more for the spitter aliens than I'm kidding I've had enough of them too but you're gonna keep fucking throwing them I've been using them a lot in Venice for the stupid things yeah oh fucking what the fuck the most sense to be on no reason we good get your ammo maybe she'll like where's the alien oh there is oh there's that one just clipped through the ground I was about to say how the fuck did that happen it keeps flipping through the ground and then falling back down on the floor here why can't I jump over this like I know it's a long drop but I did it over there so I don't know why I can't do it here what if I want to get away from ten aliens I'll take the yeah I'll take the fucking you welcome to take 50 HP off me go ahead I'll drop eight feet bind us by the way oh no we just killed you come on get in cover you fuck look how many there are I was just running toward me continuously I don't know what his plan was you think that androids would be smarter and really accurate and stuff I'm glad they're not I'm glad they're not accurate fuck yeah I just roll away from them okay really dad is it over I think that's no white point so they're just gonna keep spawning on me no there it is now we're good though the danger increases you I saw it too but every time I see it it takes me a second to realize oh right it was just there waiting this game is so one no it's insane one of them pounces you guys an alien synth war right now I guess oh there's loads of turrets do we destroy them or should we let them live well no cuz I'll shoot us yeah but we can avoid them I'm just saying it's gonna be useful for aliens if they pop up I would love to shoot aliens I like that alien that's just here the one alien that's here I think I need to destroy them cuz there's no white point so I think we have to did they think that having a shoot all these turrets would be fun yeah I guess so you can't get in cover on this a fucking stupid is that I can't get in cover on this either game we can do it yeah what gave that away the fact that there is you know more just running out oh there's the alien the spawn hole yeah there's another one over here spawnable fancy name for a urethra what wouldn't be vagina no yeah well I mean I mean there's two holes so there's like the it's like well no because because it also works for men right that's I'm saying like the urethra of a man is also kind of like a spawn hole because it's where the stuff happens it comes out I don't think life starts at that point at least we don't know if it's necessary for spawning much the same way that the holes here there's a lot of things that are necessary for spawning got me ammo around here somewhere yeah I'm out of my secondary I've been yeah I've used up all my magnum ammo because of the damn sense I want to use no like I'm still triggered that you can't get in cover on these things it's the simplest thing this is not Gears of War yeah Gears of War is fun memes aside it's like it was fun but is that something we can play in co-op someday I don't know absolutely there you go something else we can do we'll be less cringe than they're just falling off the ceilings yeah well I was just asked to last when they were clearly more coming in you are the shittiest helper ever left right behind I don't know they're all gone lol just kidding head-header I swear to fucking God if there's another one of those pouncy boys in between these little connective pieces oh oh what's the just trying to reload there's just like a red dammit they're gonna shoot you wait why are you going back you sly fuckers I just wasn't rolling half my health that's fucking the wall Moly you need to heal on yourself you healed me oh well at least it's not wasted yeah but like I could run out of the way and not get healed once you start healing me that's it I'm locked in it looks like oh well that's also a fantastic design then alright let's go okie dokie I was gonna say do you want to check it's like there's no fucking point no it's just sporting move careful move carefully move careful move careful I'm killing these fuckers yep they jumped out and they got axes and shit I mean they've got fun oh boy oh they're all spawning yeah see this is what they do in the heart of difficulties as well then in those earlier levels no it's not they're like zombies no I'm just running whatever I sort of started thinking about what this game is like should we just run to the end of every level find a bottle back and just chill ok oh and they exploded I've got like no help how did I lose so much health Jesus Fringy what the fuck happened I don't know like two enemies exploded I lost like I've got a heal alright jeez I don't know how that happened like I actually have no idea nah fuck it I don't care there'll be a health pack somewhere up here oh intel employee records for Rodriguez I'm gonna opt to ignore it you don't want to learn about Rodriguez you know I thought about it and then lucky I can't crouch oh she's a robot she's a robot I care so much about this plot line no she's a central so I want to kill you oh if you're a fucking computer I'm not a rescue computer we came here to we had to fight all these robots to come rescue a computer no no I don't want to that's how you pronounced it shut her down oh so she lured us here to kill us she's doing a great job look how far away those ones are I can take away damage in the back oh by the way all the ammo and stuff is all oh my god there's turrets everywhere yeah do you want to how are we doing this again should I prioritize health kits or your flubby device ranks so using picking up picking I think it's picking up the health kits will restore my thing so if we've got them to use let me use my station first Electroshock round seems to be what we want to use right now this snipe is fantastic against these things by the way it's just boring as fuck oh boy he's got resistances I guess oh a salvageable power core what does that do it powers things there you go you know it's great when I shoot a synth in the head and it's in the back and lifts its gun up in the way so I can't headshot him again so we use the power cores to do something up here I guess quest item oh by the way why do I have to hold why why why is this the way it works no I have to role play a medic that's right look out look out look out the fucking bullshit snipers alright we need to grab that power core we'll get it we just got to kill everything first oh my god I take so much damage no they're behind us too great Jesus holding F why can't I just grab it explain to me in detail press F to anything the sniper is so strong oh the sniper can hit me while I'm here too look out yeah those deal a lot of damage that's what uh basically killed me early finally after 12 magnum headshots the snipers dead it's ridiculous why make the sniper the strongest one I'm never gonna not hate them for that I began the manual override whatever that means oh here to the side they're coming at us with axes I don't know what you're talking about story mode I'm too frustrated to care about your story yeah are they gonna blow up this planet or something how terrifying how ever will we escape someone looks a wibbly wobbly when they're running oh oh okay they're all dead what happens now alright we gotta go to that other server I'll go to the server because it feels that's the way he died but it feels they just it's just inevitable chip damage that they do to you and it's so fucking annoying yeah why are they what the firing at me oh okay okie dokie he doesn't give a shit about me die jeez those should be the fragile glass cannons yes they should alright well that's one power core so we just need one more the guy right behind you I grabbed that power core I got a power core you gotta bring it over here I'm guessing this dude has a power core as well well no we only need one more I awesome can I get a grenade on him Disable Cynthia's backup hub excellent alright let's do it is that it are we done what was hurting me oh there was a guy right next to me what the fuck did he even know you were right next to me oh she's dead I think that's it oh we killed Cynthia oh no oh wait Cynthia died or someone I don't know oh there's a little health kit no it doesn't matter we're done we just need to go down here and that's it oh there could be sense I ain't taking my chances no it just says gather up that's it we're done yeah so picking up a health kit so picking up health also gives me the turret health I don't I don't understand that from a gameplay or logic perspective oh great did it chapter 2 complete I'm glad on these four missions two of them are fucking synth missions I'm worrying that there's going to be more there was three missions in that and two of them were synths it's worse than you think there's a ratio I'm worried there's going to be more you wouldn't create that enemy type just for one mission no 63 shy actors oh look at the damage taken holy shit oh god wait where's the oh fuck I can't see it oh yeah does it move on its own yeah it does it does it lets you cycle but it also automatically it lets you cycle but it automatically filters in case you want to trade it I'm going to be playing like shit at this point cause I've lost all investment like those are the damn synths they're making gips that what's amazing is that in aliens colonial marines that was one of the ubiquitous complaints was that it's fucking shitty to fight the whaling utani guys and no one wants that and this game comes out and it's like yo you have to fight a bunch of synths enjoy oh ok according to chat we don't have any more synths until one part in the fourth chapter that's next right well we're on chapter three oh ok ok ok I'm going to go back to my other gun now never again please never again there isn't like you don't have to you know oh boy we have to talk to guy before we can do anything talk to guy? oh my goodness listen up what's my next mission listen ok there you go enhanced reach 3 what's that do yeah I'll prep for drop shut up increase radius of mobility by 18% that's neat I guess ok so I can large radius debuff send a few steps on it recent moves being damage dealt or it damage is hmm 20% less last game I played was ledgesuit larry my 10 year old loves gta 5 and hitman happy halloween from phoenix and high rags hello to you sounds like fun I never played ledgesuit larry good thing miss the start did rags blow himself up again no this is like a normal game yeah I don't have an explosive ability to even do that with myself unfortunately your outgoing healing is increased by 20% and allies gain 15% ability recharge speed while standing near you yeah we're putting that on I got a bunch of perks that I can equip now so that's cool the final mission of chapter 3 is the one you have to gear up for sense of presumably okay fuck it's good to know that I had a time so this is important for you guys to know my trauma station now increases your damage resistance and gun handling by 30% ok it has 20% less injury but you take 30% less damage when you're in it so that's something to be something to know speaking of infinite I would like love to see you guys do an in-depth criticism on how Bioshock Infinite is not as smart or good as everyone thinks what would you say is the biggest problem of that gameplay sorry that game story and gameplay wise the biggest plot of the story is that it doesn't yes I will forever recommend Matthew Matosis's video on it because it's very good but the biggest problem with the story is that it doesn't follow its own rules I always remember the part of the story that completely broke me was when they cracked that they could travel through dimensions and they were like right so we made a deal with the Vox Populi leader we need weapons to give it let's go to a different dimension to give it weapons it's like if you can go to different weapons just leave with your dimension traveling what do you mean she needs to give us a blimp or whatever so we can get home it's like maybe just a blimp or what about just travel through a dimension to home like what exactly it's so fucking dumb and yeah just get any materials at that point I was done I was like alternate dimensions and just using it to try and get some guns and then you have to travel through like three dimensions on the way to try and get those guns yeah and it all just feels like everything's meaningless but that's just one of the ten thousand problems in that game at least for the story for gameplay and Eric is like one of the main things that comes to mind for BioShock all the guns feel the same which is really annoying for a BioShock game where like trading between your guns and their attachments changes your effectiveness against all kinds of enemies in that game it was just like machine gun faster machine gun slow machine gun but slightly more damage just like yeah that's BioShock nothing custom about it and yeah the enemy variations were shit as well remember when that game was meant to be like super um a lot of verticality and those giant rails were meant to be like you could travel between huge portions of the map that are really high up and really high down and they got rid of it because console couldn't handle it yep they everyone was super fucking like into it and the trailers looked way better than the game came out and people still loved it but it was like a shit though it's just way worse remember how they said in that game that um if you die in one universe you go crazy in the other it's like how in the world does that make any sense at all remember it was like we killed a million million worlds then everybody's insane if we kill Booker right as he becomes Comstock then Comstock's gone forever those weird logic cause in every single universe I guess he was there but even though it doesn't even make sense it's just one of him why would it create all of them I've decided I'm gonna take the sniper just in case cause I'm worried they could probably fuck up the really big aliens too it's probably good for that one moment though yeah I got the specialist doc outfit you know they're making like another bioshock game it's gonna be shit so that game is a ton of fun they said could care less about the plot I'm assuming they're talking about this game not that could care less about the plot but I hope you all enjoyed as much as I did I was having more than enough fun before the East Ends came into the game they ruined it for me it felt like we were in for a lot of different ideas for the aliens but it seems like they only have one which is unfortunate um like this game is fine but it's like a low fine yeah it was it was moderate fine when we were fighting aliens and now it's really kinda just I'm gonna start it up oh man I wanna make sure oh I've got a new thing you know what I want coffee that's alright um love you guys any chance of any of you will be on Tim Pool in the future I would doubt he would ever have me on for any I don't know I don't see why it could be funny do you have to be in person to go on Tim Pool I don't know I legit don't know I do not know it's not a big question mark I suppose I'm noticing a distinct lack of German I approve yeah I mean if it were full player game I would have had I do not know why they didn't make it four yeah three is I mean apex is three so I don't know why this is not maybe they had an issue with designing level maybe they felt it would be too crowded with a fourth player but you would design around that right well at the same time that's just I feel like that's a form of balancing in a sense it's just like you have four players it's difficult to get your shots off with ease compared to if like you're on your own yeah cause left for dead one and two or four player vermin tied one and two or four player well I think up to four I think I think I can't remember is it the first one was two and then it goes up I can't remember but um four just seems to be an industry standard to a degree yeah it's that middle space of not too crowded not too few five when I'm like I guess well I have five five is starting to for a game like this like yeah if this game had like a ten player mode that just sounds like it would just be you know chaos just like everyone's running around and plus there's the aspect of a lot of it's probably hardware in terms of the game can handle four players and it could probably handle enough enemies for four players to shoot reasonably once you start getting past that you have to have more enemies to compensate and that's going to be harder on the systems and maybe that's why four sort of developed as a standard because technology at the time sort of just made it to where four was I think we talked this before I was like I wonder if the fact that you split the screen the way that you do that four ended up being the way that it like just so common because of that yeah and that also goes into hardware limitations too because like on the Xbox if you wanted a split screen left for dead it goes to 30 FPS it is that there is a performance hit when you have split screen and it is pretty it's a biggin right you go to stream up oh here we go let me let me click it there it is it's a bit alien-y oh she does look like an alien oh my goodness oh no why more like because Fringy is getting coffee that's why who is number two working for tell me who is number two working for man she's tell me now she's holding under the pressure you know we have ways of making you talk you just see Fringy in the background as well I do enjoy how some of the challenge cards will change the zenos like make them all explode but I hate how it'll only activate one challenge card at a time i rags hope y'all are enjoying it oh hello all things considered I am mostly enjoying this like I said I think it's fine I still think it's the low end of fine but it's fine it is fine if it wasn't for the sense it would be middle tier fine yeah it would be cool to activate multiple cards and make them like I don't know modify each other and stuff yeah try to make some crazy little mixtures favorite kids halloween movie that's not NBC or hocus pocus happy halloween boys hmm thank you for christmas yeah if you can't choose oh my god look at this dude's eyes holy crap it might maybe return to Oz definitely stuck with me in memory you know certainly a kids horror movie look you can see through his beanie he's bold yeah which is good I guess in a way but they well I guess the beanie is substituting for the hair right you guys ready I am ready join Q yeah the combat rating you're supposed to have a combat rating of at least 350 I have 466 what are you guys looking like where do I see that bottom right loadout bottom right 362 32 I mean it says I'm in the queue I'm waiting rags is waiting it says oh wait it this will allow me to equip a thing to my pistol wait so what's going on oh you're uh I'm just I'm looking at something that was yeah I had to if I how do I get my combat rating up though like if I you just play it yeah you should be fine because you're close enough it just says red that's all it's like yellowish that's fine I was yellowish on the last one I would have been yellowish on these whether or not you're LZ is 19 well you're really one should be up oh no the gift of oh new place please be interesting I hope you find another something that does the thing now esters seeing gravity and power distortions on the surface of gravity power distortions this better not be gimmicky but cool like if aliens step on them and they do the dead space and they get flung to the ceiling and smash into bits that could be cool as long as it doesn't happen to me happy halloween glad to be here with my flumpy tizmy e-fap and mates cheers boys happy halloween oh freaky come and look it's it's your it's your favorite it's socrates no that's not socrates that's alien socrates that's definitely socrates there's no beard look at the way he's holding the cup he even has the uh he even has the hemlock he doesn't have a beard he doesn't always have to have a beard he always has a beard look at the way he's holding the cup that is socrates he's got his no socrates wouldn't hold it like that socrates would be holding it all relaxed he always held it like that also i'm pretty sure socrates wasn't that muscular or tall he definitely was in fact i think he was more so larger than i like him this is to represent his importance it's symbolic fringy that's art yeah i thought you understood art is symbolic you have to understand it if you want to destroy it yeah oh my god have you noticed that there's people standing here look at this i think i noticed earlier there's two people we don't have to fight here well there's more than two people it's too complex for this game right now we're in games there's not even ambient dialogue where they say things about the world and we can i'm hoping to have a poop oh it's not lava this is a different thing oh look a spawn hole oh yeah and those people are just standing up there are they okay or can they hear this right now they know that there's aliens in the next room that can handle it i don't mind them oh no enough to make a full game enough to kill in a hallway oh listen to that music again it's just it suits it so well you know why is this the music it's the same music it sounds similar but no it's different it's a little bit different i don't know oh you're the scientist from the first one i don't know man this looks very synth ready this area doesn't it did we get lied to i hope not it does look like a synth level sort of i mean oh god you know this is one of those games synth memory there's a synth here no it's dead all the aliens killed what's that what's this to oh aliens okay that's relative but a guy yeah i was facing him when she said that that sound effect when you kill him this is not appropriate battle music i'm gonna be honest guys well it encourages me to think like this is just you know this is like just bullshit like this imagine like the the saving private ryan d-day scene with this music oh oh get off baby fuck's sake get off you can just smash all of the buttons and it'll count for the qte i think really i think so yeah broken but what do i expect you take 30% less damage by the heal turret true but i can't move around the ass very well jeez yeah oh he's stunned those concussive rounds they uh i'm very low on ammo oh i dodged game why can't i like i want to bash it with my sniper i want that to be a thing especially gotta be good it's kind of weird that you're not allowed to punch especially when how close these things get and it should be that there's a thing to it right yeah that it should stagger your enemy and do little damage like that's just the thing it should do yeah and you can put it on a cool down like on left for dead where you can't spam it you get like three shoves and then it goes into a cool down prepare for battle ammo why do they not try and mix it up it's the same game every single time every single thing is like you think just from the perspective of i want i don't want to do the same thing over and over again as a designer i just want you know i've got to play this so i don't want this to be did they play this rax did they i don't know maybe they stopped before they got to the synth part and they just decided it was great what's this the glow i don't know it's alien technology so i don't gotta explain shit so i will start us up let's deploy the line to us again oh boy come on enemies oh you take cover and you can just take cover not on the wall somehow and they were here ready to pounce might try and do this one with my magnum only are there any spawn holes behind us no there aren't okay yep very rude to spit on people yeah i know oh jeez oh you just went past me i guess i'm not that cool don't take it too personally yeah it's kind of hard to i don't know what they're missing they don't know what they're missing out on that's uh it's i need some ormo just keeps going huh oh warrior oh no oh that that uh that stuns so oh he's dead that's very that's very useful then super effective jeez i need ammo well you came to the right you don't need to tell me i'm grabbing ammo all right i'm gonna heal myself same so even what so even though it technically well i don't know i'm i'll do the math on my head later there's an aspect of confusion well i'm trying to think if it i hold 20% less healing ammo however it gives you 30% damage resistance and even when it's out of healing i could set it down and i assume it still gives you that 30% damage resistance so you kind of come out ahead i assume oh shoot ah there's a hole here watch out do you like that grenade you see like i feel like it would be more rewarding if we had some say in the choke points like we went to places and we set down like distractor beacons and we went to places to make the choke points actually work also rip my turret that has 564 ammo left because we defended on one side and it lasted like 10 years and then this side was like one second it was like oh yeah that's lame oh the door's over this way well it's an open exit door here you can go get ammo if you need to so on the other side of the room we got one of these places i wonder if there's going to be a sneaky boy goodbye turret you've got 450 hole in the wall it's the alien hole it's a good thing they didn't wait until we walked yeah basic predator oh there it is it missed it missed so you spawned here oh they must have looked i can picture them dropping it down in the map maker and being like yes careful right next to you i saved you yeah but i did you did oh i did not mean to press that yeah sorry here my turret i want to get your backs to a wall on this one oh yeah i might go up here i'm going fringy yep but i don't see any holes here but maybe i'm wrong i don't oh yeah okay can we still go back to the previous room we want more ammo yeah in hindsight that was a mistake we probably can't yeah that door's closed forever now mm-hmm i swear i wish backtracking i wish that didn't get around so much as a critical point of criticism for games because like you know sometimes i want to go back the way i came especially if there's like ammunition there you know yeah just allowing doors to be open you know i mean i'm guessing it's just saving loading times for them or struggling with yes but you know make this a place that i am exploring i don't know why kind of if you're gonna be this game you just have a fucking aliens drop bits of abo yeah eh who'd be funny i guess the aida guy in the aida's gun and that he digested his ammo something something whatever wow how about that um alright amar but also a hole here so yeah look at them spawn from the void it's like yeah that's just the cheapest way to do it right look another void what's down this way absolutely nothing there's nothing here there's nothing in the other one too there's nothing everywhere oh super prometheus now wow how about that oh where did you come from i was about to say i didn't see that guy neither how come you didn't get fringing i didn't see him either did he did he literally just appear oh look the black goo jaws are here uh i'm gonna deploy this scanner black goo jaws another one limits the famous black goo the famous black goo there's intel here that you can gather oh my goodness oh boy oh very exciting we can learn about it we can learn all the things that the movie just didn't definitely didn't want to tell man that is such a blatant spawn holy shit yeah because that's the thing about spawn points you kind of don't want us to find them no they didn't care especially in an alien game they didn't give a fuck or like it's supposed to be like the vents like there's a ton of potential spawn points and that's the stupid part well they did that more in the first i definitely feel like the first mission was the best so far i'm getting that vibe if we're you know this movie is like aliens there's a sense of how do we get here i don't know come on yeah we're an alien we spent one level on a spaceship now we've been an alien ruins for two levels yeah this room was pretty different this head looks pretty different yeah it's nifty the head's nifty it's a nifty head but there's nothing here to like learn or examine or nothing happens we gotta go back the way we came that door that actually led nowhere now probably leads somewhere yeah it does that's lame now that the war happens yeah i'm a good idea there they come out of the hole oh no a spawn hole spawn hole make sure to check your left and right oh boy oh like the movie and they look like the ones from the movie that's a shitty hologram man i would have liked to have sort of take you can never take in a lot of the areas that are really interesting too because the aliens are there like if it's just a boring part then there's nothing to do oh the music so unsuitable you should use this music for gedelm well yeah if we can this is good music to talk over in a youtube video probably because it's cocky but in a soft way if i can find it like isolate on youtube which i assume you can then yeah well the soundtracks probably available yeah gedelm we're coming for you oh i got hurt on the door by the way so don't run through it too fast the door hurt me the door hurt you yeah it's got jagged jagged edges you walk over it too fast and it stabs you in the oh no man we were way better than all the marines and aliens yeah we really were got him yeah come over here i'll top health prepare for battle i'm gonna split it some place and we'll uh even if this thing doesn't have health it still reduces damage and makes you stuff faster and improves handling so makes me wonder if we all went medic like i wonder if it's broken or not well yeah like if you test how well well oh that's a good thing alright sentry gun it's also weird too that the only way to top off your turret is to you have to use a med kit and then pick up a new one instead of just having it's so dumb it's such a dumb design i'm ready no space Geneva convention pog no space not against aliens yeah i think i'm ready we're gonna hand wave away that away i suppose oh an actual timer yeah remember that in the first mission yeah we had that in the first one and now several hours later we finally got another one i didn't even know i must have just been so focused on shooting aliens you're just having too much fun i mean actually maybe that was the good times before the sense before the sense and you know that our fun levels of maintaining stability they're not going up so the sense when the sins throw up we are not gonna have the patience for them the hidey holes where they spawn from are so obvious oh shit that's a new one it's a crusher and he is it was this headshot yeah he's got like a bone head yeah a bone head by the way i'm pretty sure this is what they wanted to do in colonial marines pretty much this game they just didn't quite pull it off do you think when they were making this game they knew that the bar was really low yeah they'd be fine well i guess the bar is because alien isolation people like that game right so i feel like that genre is way different yeah oh sure i guess it's just the alien games the bar was kind of set a bit higher after our colonial marines but this type of game yeah i think people associate this as the next attempt after colonial marines for this type of game yeah which meant that as long as you did better than them you'll be fine hey this music is a little not as bad this is sort of like tense this is like tension music it's not often that a video game soundtrack like i'm actually not enjoying it at all yeah they usually feel fine well usually they're good i would say i think a lot of video games have great music yeah it's very it is rare that a video oh shit it's another thing and it's pretty rare that it's even just okay usually it's good or better was he preparing to jump i don't know i don't want to find out yeah he's stunned oh boy oh god um oh oh oh i'm stuck i'm stuck i can't fucking move okay there we go i can't jump over this because of course i can't well i'm in a bit of trouble i got one of them on me as well well they were they were all distracted from logging off that they didn't kill me that's nice so um the incendiary ammo came in handy there man it's like the first time we've had to like concentrate and we weren't pissed off yeah yeah what do you know is fighting a lot of aliens yeah how about that fighting aliens and aliens also am i healing with a pack where you're thinking right oh i heal with a pack yeah heal so let's see i think i might have to pick it up yeah i'm on as well the engineers reference wow engineers it's very important that we reference those movies people loved uh wrong way uh wrong way it's like you remember now remember slow down otherwise you get hurt in the alright this is the end of the mission we did uh my favorite mission since the first one of the marines maggot when we say cover you get to just high wall when we say jump you say no yeah no that i actually because uh after that last one i was like oh man i could honestly stop but like now i was better yeah they need to do more of that where we have to actually think about how we're gonna kill them because it's not as simple as just shooting man moly your accuracy is always the lowest i've got a submachine gun i'm mainly using alright right i was doing yeah i used my pistol only that whole game it's yeah i barely had many opportunities for the sniper but i still think it's worth keeping that's why i kept having ammo trouble as well they don't do they have a class that gives ammo find out you think they would because the ammo is generous enough that i feel like you don't need it would be cool if the class also gave you like ammo you know modifiers or something as in like it can make it more powerful or something like that yeah like it could give you incendiary rounds or something like an offensive support because you have like there's different types of support you have defensive support you have healing support and you have offensive support um so let's check out the stuff that i got oh tactical opportunities claim rewards awesome elate exterminate 30 elite synthetics oh boy wow you actually get a lot of you get a lot of requisition crates for doing that actually um loadings whoa you can get a magazine modifier for the submachine gun that refills 10% of your magazine on kill that sounds pretty good i'll test that out sounds decent how many bullets it takes to make a kill usually yeah usually about 5z in the most uh magazine yeah the kramer short barrel it looks like a shotgun a single shot shotgun looks like interesting i really like my magnum though yeah i'm mostly happy to just carry on uh yep yeah i don't think i have anything new challenge cards your sidearms are disabled nah like my sidearm unless you have to do it uh let's see yeah i don't think i have anything else i'm at level 6 now does that mean i get new stuff no it doesn't look like it yeah i'm uh well let me check my thingy i want to see if i've got enough for that heavy assault rifle i'm pretty sure in it you want me to speak to sergeant hereda i don't think we have to speak to anybody do we so only if you want to listen listen thanks for the talk talk all right done wait this person here s there listen i can just hold it all right i've listened to all of that dialogue all right why is molly's boy not wearing a helmet you know why because wearing a helmet doesn't give you any kind of armor bonus so i'll just wear a little cap totally aesthetic do i have enough because there's one more cosmetic i want and it's like a medic helmet with a big cross on it i have 220 but i need 450 and then i will be fully medic kitted out oh he moves did you hear about resident evil welcome to raccoon city saw the trailer after watching your latest video law we'll probably watch that for you for movies right yeah as far as we shall we'll see why not the final final chapter well no this is the beginning of the new chapter right this will be oh is it the end of the well this will probably take off a new franchise yeah how exciting right hey rags if tonal than you were in the mountain sorry you were to maintain the sensual positions for the entirety of the month between each monthly thrust how many months would it take tonal to fill you full of wisdom i don't think i am i am an unfillable vessel when it comes to wisdom i feel like there's just he has so much wisdom to give and i feel like i can just absorb i'm just a wisdom sponge i could just soak up so much wisdom he could fill me so much wisdom you just would not believe it pretty cool the source of what i don't know oh fuck off where was it it was on the roof it's just been appeared on the roof this is a sneaky little fun boy where are you going oh it flipped me the wrong way it's hard to tell on this fucking covenant drop ship we gotta slow down on those doors all right you know you don't want to hurt yourself i hurt myself with a door is surrounded by spikes mmm it just feels like nowhere is distinct because everywhere has just look out several aliens it's the same structure no matter what and they take the straight they same straight line paths they don't like actually skitter and scatter around they really done they just charge straight ahead and i'm guessing they do that like over here fringy when they were crawling along the wall they took the same path the same beeline path so you can just hold your reticle in the same spot and headshot them all as they made their line towards you they never tried it they never seem to be aware of each other it doesn't matter how many of them there are you got like a spawn point and they come out of it all with the same animations and then they keep dying they don't purposely split up you know they just don't feel like they're individuals at all an alien behavior probably a big thing in an alien game feels like it cool that's like an alien right next to me i'm afraid i am losing fps don't know if because i think i'm lagging or because i just fight i'm getting it sorry about this people at home but you're going to have to see a choppy stream for them aye there it's a bit laggy a bit laggy to me oh he's stuck in the ground oh alright you're dead let's see no more warrior oh no it's kind of a shame that i can't use a pistol while i'm down you know let them have their heroic last stand man there's a lot of aliens still just like choppy as fuck seeing like things changing randomly yeah it's that kind of shit it'd be fun if it was more of a they can't interrupt your revive but they can deal maybe 10% more damage or something while you're doing all 50 make the exchange i got no ammo either yeah i'm running low on my SMG i just keep spawning out like god damn walls alright FPS seems to be a bit better now it's a hidden cache oh it's a hidden one i can see a hidden cache but i can't see any uh no it's a cache we've discussed this we have all decided oh i'm lagging hard core jeez it's not doing anything different for me it's doing the thing what yeah that's what's happening oh no frugal no you're in the air no it's just a glitch no this is a glitch cause i'm moving around you can see that we can see your eyes i can switch my uh i can't refill ammo dude what is going on i can't barrel roll i can run i can't barrel roll lead the way lead the way well that's the issue dude what do i do can you are you still an agent can you still do things yeah say i can shoot oh maybe let them down you so the problem is i can't refill ammo oh no his noise it's doing the gun noise as well if you want to just run out there when we spawn you might be able to find some peace um okay let's let's say my favorite part is how he just keeps running i can still shoot the alien do you see that i can still kill him that's what's important let me go try and get spat on oh okay just kill him that was racks not me that was definitely where i did that he wanted to protect you come on hit me hit me hit me stop trying to hit me okay it did hit me but i'm still i'm still getting real choppy again for me i don't know what it is it's running just fine for me arguably better than normal there's nothing for it to really load oh there we go i think i might be alright oh no the alien was going to infuse thank you the red alien got me and it saved me the red alien saved my life i can't believe i'm saying this but thank you red alien yeah synth would have never done that yeah synth fuck synth you know scum that's what i say no the synth couldn't do that if it was the synth i'd still be stuck no the synth wouldn't do that because that's the kind of people they are alright hidden cash awesome ah i need more ammo oh there's just a spitter just running out ammo maxed alright let's go let's get out of this harder to load room so i can retrieve my fps oh no another big room these walls is nuts you know this might sound odd but there's just really nothing aliens about this really the first set of levels felt a little bit like that yeah and that was like all environmental stuff oh they're showing facehuggers i think they were facehuggers oh we haven't seen any yeah we haven't seen any of them maybe they'll introduce them which by the way they're not usually fun in the games no banner goo alright i'm gonna heal myself with my med pack i'm just gonna throw two centuries down the fookit yeah of course what else is new because i might put a century here to face this way just in case they come from behind i think the centuries are 360 alright then we should be okay what else do i have nope that's it alright alright let's start up they're already starting to shoot that's kind of neat what now it's a little holographic panel the aliens knew they always know i told you they was organized see like we're missing a big chungus we are missing a big chungus you'll be here oh i's off okay this way now there's a hole over here look at them all come out off is relative but i guess i'll accept it they're all dead it's so easy oh the red one and you're dead too we need a big now it's this direction it's almost as if they had one spawn set for every single f**king horde part oh guys big and big chunker hit the exploded barrel when he's next to it like that it did not do anything that's kind of lame oh god i don't know why i used electro shock rounds but hey maybe it staggers them more maybe yeah what does it say it says that your shots have a chance to briefly stun targets because you've been expended and it also refills some ammo too so that's kind of why i wanted to use it but every time i keep forgetting because i just want to get the free ammo that doesn't cost anything i mean you might as well take the aid kit molly you might as well use it and take this new one oh which is their weird system incoming across the bridge i think i'll be there in a second yeah yeah there they are coming well okay i'll hog these kills for myself i need to get my combat score up higher i'm gonna be honest with you fringy don't know that i give a s**t because i don't think i'm gonna play this game after the day yeah no i know i'm never playing this yeah i don't think yeah this is a game that i'm happy to finish i just don't see myself coming back to it i don't know if i'm even happy to finish it like if i stop now i'd just be like yeah i'll probably never play it again if it was like oh we're gonna go play it to the end it's like well maybe it depends on how long it is it does depend on how long it is i'll give this the last of four yeah because we're at 75% almost now right oh boy oh this room is where weyland utani died oh what rather weyland i think this is the same room i don't know who this is well it's not going to be the same one this is a different planet but allegedly i don't know you know the aliens though yeah there it is oh can you knock them off with that concussive ring i knock them off yeah i've been trying to do that more i think that's the unique power that i have as a demo guy neat yeah i can't help you i'm only a medic why are there explosive things in this yeah why are they here at least they don't look like matchsticks on earth moller oh i need to reboot why did you do it oh there they are look at them go ah there they come alright oh and he just runs off because he's a little bitch but the warrior ain't running away oh he is running away no he's working he's just running around in circles what's he doing and now he's dead prepare for battle why is this one so strong now it's dead alright prepare for battle they re-prepare for battle one more time i can activate an instrument instrumentality i don't know what that is i hope that wasn't something i was meant to do looks like it oh no but there's a waypoint leads the other way doesn't it oh we can boll neck them in here oh there's aliens back here anyway oh the waypoint is lying because the door's not open well because it said prepare for battle but i'm not prepared i'm not prepared at all man that's useful this game really isn't that hard on normal at all is it i'm willing to forgive them for that because there's three other difficulties that are higher yeah i'm fine with it and to be fair i think the one above this one is the intended experience that's how it's described more sense than normal awesome the door's still lying open you okay there your character's going oh wait there's like i think that's just the randies you might be right does that, why not that alien walked around us for a while just being like what do we do next guys where are we going guys oh now it's open again what oh right she's a super computer that's right oh what dude this sucks those things are the lamest enemy they always just wait to jump on you it's not even because of the jump itself it's just the way that they're spawning them because if we, i could feel like it's more my fault if i can see them coming i have a chance to avoid it yeah we missed on our dodge or something who walked through the door first or right here you lose 20% of your health nice one idiot these explosive barrels are just not impressive no most of barrels need to always be impressive give me a reason to utilize the environment please instead of just shooting everything with my gun i don't know if there was i've never been so compelled to not look around holy shit yeah let's just go oh back there's a bunch this way oh there's a bunch oh but we got a regroup that means that's the end oh thank goodness oh we got some unlockables before the end okay oh no maybe no this isn't the end then guys there's back here that's a bunch back here guys yeah there are jeez you just keep moving back because there's a big area here this is definitely the end i think this is definitely the end i think i really feel like it's you know ramping up to the finale of the whole game oh wait no it's not there's health packs here no it's not alright let me heal up well maybe a final pair of battles we can launch the ship and escape well no all of us are dead on this platform i think yeah i'm coming can i bounce over the can alright let me put a sentry down look at him look at him look at him yeah he's just standing there did you kill him or was that i didn't kill him i didn't kill him he just died oh the door remember the door killed you i was gonna say it looked like the door killed him because he was right here you could see the acid where he died that's true he was right there he just randomly died he was right here he just randomly died for no reason at all alright i'm gonna start this up let's do it finished work boys time for mcdonald's why not halloween mcdonald's oh i want nuggies now did you mention that man they just uh it's like fishing a barrel which is dissimilar from what we've had prior like no i know it's just they're aliens are some from and away coward you see there's no aspect of aliens are gonna be coming so here's a big area choose where you want to have your your full out point b it's just always an obvious spot and the aliens always come from you know one way i just wish the aliens would do something different for once you know instead of just charging directly at us yeah we want to if we like you don't want to be in the center of this room where they can get you from all angles but that's like the only option the game kind of presents it should not be this hard to make the aliens you know there's the the zeno morphs are really cool on their own it shouldn't be this hard oh no i've been i'm getting oh i'll get him i just fell over for some reason oh i think you got too close to me when it was doing it's hitting right okay that's dumb there's the drone he's coming to get you and he's he's dead all right easy the screaming what the hell like i'm so loud it hurts my ears man i feel like um i don't know why i'd ever want to use the special perk to give me unique ammo when it costs me a refill that i could just get for free with like no penalty at all maybe on harder difficulties i guess if it's like a super modifier that's probably what it is on harder difficulties you probably want that you want to save it oh i thought it's gonna hit you all right i probably should heal i'll tear it up on me all right well someone else can use that that's cool oh i fucking am even still damage all right there he is all right i stunned him oh what he's almost he's fucking almost he'd himself off the map the scream was getting so trucky well maybe they're getting shongy for you but it's running okay for me yeah definitely going shongy for me you can see it i'm not lying i can see it on the stream yeah some fucking ammo down i feel i never feel like i need to move around yeah i'm doing it out of just compulsion and board like i'm just trying to do stuff make it more interesting another warrior wow i probably should move more because i'm taking tons of damage all right concussion round get him see that that just that dynamic of i have to worry about randy's while i'm fighting a big guy just do that make these things really deadly if they surround you but if they don't surround you you can fuck them up it's about it should be about crowd controlling at least if you're gonna make it action oriented like vermentide or something where you want to like the first thing that happens before a fight is you want to find a good position to attack the enemies oh yeah it feels like it feels like it shouldn't be this hard to make a really cool alien game activate instrumentality all right that's probably ammo if you need it i'm guessing that's the end of the mission oh yeah hey donut ship hey it's the thing we're going in there i'm guessing it for the next level well they built the exit and then that's where we're going yeah all right let's go fuck it there you go it's this grand thing and we're just like oh yeah i feel like the yeah it's because the pathway here was so short it seems an anticlimatic we have to go the other way you know like we don't even go straight to it just come over here at this side go over really struggle to get over a chest by wolf no what the remnants of sythias forces sythias forces unless her forces are the aliens i don't even know no i don't yeah damage dealt top of the leaderboard yeah boy but still in terms of accuracy we are my stats just tank and not only my choppy as fuck but like i just don't care anymore it shouldn't be doing that because it's not like it's loading much with these rooms and it's not that graphic i'm assuming it's my pc rather than the game yeah because it's running really smooth for me it's running pretty well for me like pretty well not awesome but you know because i'm even i'm even getting some jitters in this place now it might just be this because i've been playing for a bit hot yeah pc's like i need break right i'm like no no where the trigger i've got a dmr i might give that a shot too that sounds nifty give it a shot a variety it has better damage it has much better damage but because i'm never going to play this game again i might as well try it out just going to put this in there simple really sounds like you guys want to play back for blood most of what you want is in that game from what i've heard left for dead it's still just superior i've heard back for blood it's okay and then as far as i'm concerned killing floor kind of our classes left for dead then as well so it's like let me just play that hey guy happy halloween been interested in aliens fireteam for a bit how has it been so far it's an armature it's it's i feel like generic is the word even still it has less design variety than most generic things as well yeah i'll use this hey it's funny i'm firing it so quickly that the gun sound effect like the firing effect isn't keeping up that's that shouldn't be happening like i'm firing it so quickly that the sound effects aren't keeping up they should just loop over each other because that's how sound works yeah i don't know why it wouldn't i don't know why it wouldn't work that way what gun is that by the way it's the dmr it's well i think it's called the twilight v4 i figure actually yeah since i got the smart rifle this i'll keep saying the smart gun might just be worthwhile though i just wonder if i want to put on a scope this is for rifle dmr so i assume it gives me accuracy but i don't know that i want zoom magnification like i feel like i didn't even want that because it already zooms in enough i don't know if i want zoom that's the thing i don't think i want zoom put the little red people honestly yeah maybe an attachment for large magazine fire rate i already got the one for the magazine because i got 20 rounds in it so yeah fire rate fire rate reload speed zoom magnification plus 10% zoom magnification is 25% well they do they give you weak point damage some of the scopes do which is the big deal accuracy effective range velocity break apparently there is melee in this game is that they didn't tell us about it at least i don't think they did yeah no yeah i don't know let me check the controls alright there is a melee button it's v oh yeah man that looks really bad sounds awkward alright i think i prefer this this night but well i guess it'll depend on how damaging it is do you have a scope on that i'm going to well yeah the scope isn't aimed down the site it's further zooming if you know what i mean i don't know if i want that it just makes it so i can see further but i don't what i mean by that is like not with a scope i know what you mean i know what you mean i can see it on stream i'm mainly going to be using it for the sin side imagine alright true which i think we got in the next mission morning i'm going to quit my fangies alright well yeah let's let's fight the aliens i'ma get you that's just so bad oh yeah i don't know if i want an optic here why can't i have a top hat this is the worst mission this is the only one with the other place oh there's only one other place after this where the androids show up briefly in act 4 i don't know why they're in it i think that the game people thought that it would mix it up i want those weak point damage for the big chunky boys so give me a red dot site let's put that red dot on that red dot oh let me put a red dot on the fucking oh that's core shit there's no reason i shouldn't be able to put a red dot on a dmr that literally sounds like an excellent idea should have looked at what it was specific for yeah i guess i just assumed that of course you could put a red dot on a dmr oh i could put it on my magnum though hooray call me based alien vs predator original is still the best alien and predator game on pc imhl i never played the original one but i have hair that's good can you melee forever? yeah i think so you can the gift of fire boarding do we all have the same primary gun though i think we do yeah it's just the attachments that are different shut down the ship alrighty also friggin racks do you guys remember when infinite retro exposed you to and bullet barry for buying subs and being sketchy people i remember that weirdo i vaguely remember that it was the idea that you two buy subs that's funny that was a while ago cause you had this bullet barry as well if it turned out you both did that the first thing i thought was like why would you two think that's a good idea anyway shape of voice are you sure yeah that's right it doesn't achieve the pragmatic well it doesn't mean anything it's a big one and you would know so what value is that to you in terms of an ego trip and in terms of making money it's just not gonna like subs that doesn't translate to views and of course if they find out you're done so it's like man that's super worthwhile the reason why anybody would do it then again i guess some people do goo the goo things look look at those tubes drink the goo oh it ain't mine the crab enemies guys giant enemy that don't look like facehuggers they just look like giant enemy crabs well cause this is weird this is weird ridley scott they can make whatever they want really yeah oh yeah right we're the baddies oh oh there's like zombies well it's better i'll take zombies yeah it's fine look at it all running around that's funny are these based after the dude who drank the goo in um maybe it looked kinda like him so the entire crew of this ship have become zombie things i guess well i lost a lot of health what do they do when they look so silly jeez they fucked you up yeah i wonder if i made a mistake using this gun cause it's especially with lag it doesn't seem to help me out much i gotta keep them at a distance you still get the small gun right oh my god oh they're dealing a lot of damage they're dealing a lot of damage to me oh i got a headshot and a crab apparently nice wait am i picking up ammo there's a lot oh okay you know what i'm gonna go here with myself y'all should just be like back in this hallway i'm fine i got a ball neck here as well oh for everything i kill with a submachine gun it refills my ammo i forgot about that this is great if they're one shot kills yeah it's basically free ammo accept them out of ammo now alright that's why we're right where we need to go meh meh meh meh meh meh just one left back here what the fuck you alright yeah alright they're here it's the first time i took a god damn hit and it was only two of them frustrating i don't think they give you any bonuses when i'm getting hit or anything oh god that's kind of a cool vista i think there's plenty of that in this game absolutely yeah this game's got cool stuff it's just there's no context and i can't appreciate it because it's all housed in this mediocre game these spaces are so empty there's just like nothing going on oh there was a see i can't abide this okay why is there a giant glowing orb in the ship that you shoot and explode what is that big thing up there it just explodes oh you're going the wrong way are we supposed to assume it's like their lighting system and they don't expect you to shoot them and it's like stab it explodes if you do that it is better than i'm usually with i can see it but it's still distracting lots of places to check but only one thing to find that's the thing it seems to be only hidden cash is the only meaningful thing to find and it's just their outfits that's from the movie the scanner what are real fight engineers in this game it's eminence i don't know but you passed spaceship i think it's pretty still no ammo cash sad face it's probably in here i guess oh no it's not oh man bad mission to have the dmr isn't it i mean it's good at killing these things it's just that the ammo is going to run out real quick oh this die okay this is not great like the hey use your melee lads oh yeah that's right i keep forgetting i stabbed them with the barrel of my gun like a john wick villain well here let me look maybe there's a thing i guess you could run around oh my god it's so silly look at this look at that door it just keeps flipping oh here it is ammo cash oh fuck oh here they come i'm going to put down a cryo grid might want to save it so these little guys don't set it off oh true true yeah they're doing this stupid thing with these little enemies they want to activate uh should i do you want to use your healy boy rags or should i use a pack um yeah let everyone accept one person yeah oh okay now if one of you was to here i can hear it let me talk health already full well at the end of this fight we'll probably be able to do something about it yeah probably yeah oh there they go oh this is no v1 he is on my screen yeah he's invisible luckily that big icon tractor follows him wherever he goes yeah that's really why would they do that i would just aim underneath his health bar yeah yeah get dodged bitch over here those rockets are really cool but at the same time like what we had to have so many goopy enemies that died instantly there's little spider things are coming from the walls yeah where are the aliens the aliens aren't even that good but i want them back yeah he was another invisible boy on board yeah i wouldn't mind another invisible fella because when it's only these it's not interesting these need to be mixed in with the bigger guys so that the bigger guys can distract us or vice versa because when it's just these you know so these guys are like really pathetic but alright that's it that was native life wow oh wow cool didn't look native but okay well not native to our planet no it didn't look native to this planet either like the stuff we've seen and then compare it to all the alien stuff it looks much more like it's an experiment or whatever yeah i mean a giraffe and a sea anemone don't look anything alike it's like you didn't even hear what i said what that's fine right don't worry about it why do you believe everything i'm wailing to not utani huh alright okay that didn't hurt me that time oh yeah i keep forgetting i can shoot way faster with this dmr annoying give me that spawn point where is it oh that's uh i'm not allowed in their door that's their door not your door it's an alien space door it's a very selective have any of you watched wakfu it's a french animated show which is really solid well the first two seasons are the third not so much never thought of it my my my my my oh my melee did nothing man do i love my grenades alright that's it well that was that room i guess yeah i don't think they can hear you no i don't know that they care about being cold wailing they're at this point it's like yes this is the wailing i don't think the answer to that blame they just keep coming out of that wall look at it i have all the frames yeah no kidding all two of them alright there we go with three i will have unlimited power i think it just needs to unload the previous rooms and then i get my frames back oh hey getting cash over here he said cash alright where over here alright well i would come but there are like 50 billion enemies i'm here trying to kill the real dead wow you killed 50 billion enemies in one second nice geez now this bomb that's incredible yeah look at all this blood oh why you gotta spawn these stupid there's a whole bunch of stupid crabs coming out of devs you have to understand that's how we refer to your enemies stupid crabs stupid crabs that giant enemy crab meme is like that's an oldie but a good one attack it's weak point for massive damage he sounds so unconvinced by what he said yeah what was that game nah i'm not sure lost planet was it lost planet or i don't know alright by the way i just activated like it's fine this dmr is not as accurate as i would be led to believe i'm putting my reticle right on these fuckers sometimes and it's just not giving me a headshot no that's just a lag thing i don't know maybe how's it compared to the other guns just like it just less accurate in terms of where the shot like i just get less headshots with it like it doesn't count where the bullets are really going i don't know we need a big boy enemies though like it's not properly tracking headshots i think like it was at the beginning god they're all the same enemy there's just so many of them that's it they're exactly the same they're probably the exact same asset oh of course they are of course they are free even though they're meant to be a whole bunch of employees of the company the whaling of zombies no it's a commentary on capitalism nah that's right they're a worker this is what it turns you into is shambling great zombies you might be right though oh big boy okay he didn't even make it to us yeah he should have used your abilities like good that's the most interesting thing that ever happens hey you might have to out control the big strong guy oh what are we up we gotta go to multiple different points we gotta grab stuff look out they're still spawning enemies yeah but i just let's quickly get these things i should probably heal uh you're half health i'm gonna heal i can drop a healy yeah let me drop a healy cause i'm maxed on the healy energy dude the zombies have to run to a particular point before they can react to me oh that's terrible oh like they're programmed to enter the room at a point yeah they have to enter they have a walk cycle they have to get to first and then they understand that i'm here and i'm starting to think that the weyland employees might actually have the same ai as the aliens of course they do cause the crabs yeah how many people did weyland have in here there's like 10 billion of them just keep all coming i don't remember all of the aliens require a host holler if you need health oh not the music this is the weyland employees wey we're still in the room they're playing all of the weyland weyland utani lounge are we supposed to go over to that market upstairs yeah it's like this look at this there's like a robot and he's got like can you see this i i can't see it from where i am hold on oh yeah yeah there's like what is this you know like what was it the robot trying to interface with the alien ship and like what's that maybe that's what we're meant to look out the window and you can see it there i couldn't quite get the angle oh shit what's this soma bullshit that makes me think of a particular game i'm trying to think of why is that they just keep spawning a couple of zombies can we just sit in silence for a little bit no i was gonna say i want to appreciate that somebody took time to make this yeah what's the story behind this and every time you wonder there's some zombies that just run at you they genuinely think you're brain dead that you'll get bored of the game two are coming out of his skull and one's in his mouth like what is that's weird there's a great irony in that they probably did it to keep us entertained and it's like just driving me nuts with boredom yeah just keep spawning enemies that i shoot as they run to me i paid like i paid money for this i suffered for this this cost me it wasn't cheap i'm gonna i've said it before i'll say it here thank god for super chance yes they've technically funded you reimbursed us for this game you reimbursed me for this yeah oh shit oh my okay some of those just like bond out of nowhere i called him i was too fast for the trigger whatever let's just keep going he had one job oh like five FPS when we did a lot too look at the thingy run yes the thing there's a robot connected to this one let's look at him he doesn't have one in his mouth though So Drink it. Oh There's one right there I'm kind of bad for the people who made. Oh, yeah It just keeps running off to me. The people who made the maps and stuff Say they worked really hard for a game that is just really vacuous Who believe All right, this will be like probably the last part I guess Um, you know once we finish this we're only 75% through Have you played back for blood? And if not, why aren't you level you work more freaky rags? Help me think about things objectively high rags Oh, hello to you. Hey, I know metals played back for blood. He didn't seem impressed I Haven't played it yet, but I've just not had the drive to Yeah, I guess I just don't really care if I heard that it was amazing that I jump on it because I love co-op games That are kind of like that. Mm-hmm, but I've just heard it's me If you guys need ammo, it's over here at the end of this. Oh, there's ammo here. Okay, where the two sources of them Yeah, looks like it Okay, we're doing this is gonna be the big ending then Well act remember that we're not done yet. This is the third. Oh, whoops. I don't know why I did that so soon It's fine. We'll be fine. I'm sure of it. Oh, I just throw the capacitors easy They're big red things. Oh Oh, that's okay. I'm I'm a dude. Oh god. I'm taking damage Just followed you. Oh, there's just dude. There's just more capacitors up on the ah That's the variable this time. We got to destroy it while things I tried to shoot it with my concussion thing But it didn't work invisible boy. Oh Uh-huh. I probably need to heal or get healing. Yeah, we need to get ourselves to a good location Maybe up here next to the ammo cache When invisible we go Oh, let's shoot those we need to shoot the big reds Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh big big big guy behind us Yeah Oh, I'm gonna hear myself. Just give me a minute Yo, what's the point of him being invisible if there's a health bar over there's a giant health bar stupid I'm running away coward This this little zombie boy was like between us going back and forth and back and forth trying to decide who he wanted to smack Is that if the capacitors yet? All right, we got to go to the other side to access something. Oh, no, I'm a shit Oh Get away from me zombies Come on blind fire help me out and I'm taking a lot of damage There's healing here Oh, all right, uh Wait, where are you there? Yay Man, these are strong capacitors There we go. You wouldn't think that they were designed to withstand this shot at yeah These aliens built on the last I guess. Oh, here we go last ones over here Jesus I am not doing well against these enemies I I these head these head shots with this dmr is kind of sucking I'm not a fan personally. It's just not shooting where I'm pointing it Oh, hi. Can someone destroy the capacitor? I'm fine. You would I'm fine it with you Yeah Oh look, he's gone invisible except I could see exactly where he is Oh, there he is. Oh, I'm just trying that capacitor. There we are There we go. All right Oh, what a great The grenade is my favorite. I have in the game. It's just satisfying Oh, I think that's it. We just got a gather here. Oh get away from me No, we did it. That's just it. Yeah So I had to go like back dick You didn't stand over there. Shouldn't have been something that we killed like some bigger thing. I don't know No, it's just more of what we've been doing Oh All righty then Oh boy Yeah, that one was lame Yeah Hi ragoon mula fringmans and friends. Happy halloween. Well halloween. Yeah, happy halloween I wanted to tell rags. Thanks for the conversation of the discord that we had when we talked about religion Also, you guys content is awesome. Long live the long man. I'm snakey If you're a member or not Well, thanks, though I I just don't if I saw it. I probably would just off the top of my head. I don't Oh man in order to be able to play the next mission. I gotta talk to guy again Oh I put you in for a common listen up. So here's the deal. We're gonna Oh, I grenade launcher is the next weapon, but I'm gonna keep the smart Actually Hmm I might want that grenade launcher. You know what it could be nifty Yeah, I'll give it a try I'm gonna get maybe the issue is that It must have in that level because when I'm shooting at the wall, it's going one point in it I've not taken another shot without a I already gave it a chance. Who am I supposed to talk to? Uh The three hosts travel a dark cavern and reach a split Do you go into the dark tunnel that smells of moldy cheese or the tunnel that smells of sulfur? I don't know what sulfur smells like I don't know sulfur's probably not good moldy cheese. No, I don't I don't moldy cheese. Maybe moldy cheese Yeah, I feel like I'm less worried with the moldy cheese. I just feel like so I just left cheese at the cave Yeah, as opposed to the one filled with sulfur. So which makes me wonder. Yeah Yeah, there could be other useful things here too if there were people here, you know Oh boy Um Amola a youtuber by the name pond story games called you out in his the last Jedi is the worst movie of all time Video and challenged you to a debate. It would be some good efap content. Love efap and also high rags Hello to you I think I'll be all right I'll be just fine Uh, hi rags. Are you enjoying the the superior holiday? It's not christmas yet. What do you mean? Well, that would from your perspective be the superi-est, right? Superi-est. That's that's a weird. I'm sure of it. Superi superior superi-est Um All right. Yeah I'm excited. Whoo Blue team will advance ahead of you and rig the refinery for some update boys I've made it home had a giant nuggie sandwich was crispy. Also. Damn it. Muller. I said get in the jaw I don't want to get in the jaw I do not wish to get in the jaw How to be that? I'm free took my zombie respite and pick and cut me hair and a beard time to make Potion-looking cocktails and get tipsy while y'all play this masterpiece We're a masterpiece. All right. Oh, look. Louis by fight aliens in this alien game I've heard that this act has the fucking assholes in it though Someone mentioned that I remember I don't know if it was the first or second or third but whatever um But yeah, I'm glad it worked out for you zombie respite and that sounds cool You know what, uh, these are about to start this. Let me get a drink and I'll be right back. Got it. Sure Uh Just saw some old e-faps and god. I miss wolf anywhere on how he's doing It's doing fine from what I know Also, hi rags He would say hello. He's just grabbing a pee or a drink or a drink. Yes And uh, hello maulin guests. Oh damn your guest fringy Oh boy How's the game access text wolf milk? Uh, it's a game I'm sorry. Yes media. Okay. It's okay Good chance. I'll be uninstalling when we're done not out of hatred just out of saving space The thing is for a guy probably would rather play colloquial marines with you because it's funny That might be funny. Yeah um Though that was the game that they said they needed to turn like a one to a zero or some shit to fix everything, right? Or at least they fixed a significant amount because I remember that yeah Someone left like a thing in a text file that ruined everything It made it so that like the aliens couldn't bind to walls or something Man what I uh You can't help but assume maybe somebody did it on pimp To sabotage the game so that nobody would Oh, there are people Man, I am ready for this game Yes, definitely. This is one of those games Yeah Um, I want to eat nuggets honestly, uh Honestly fork back for blood I'm not sure what that means. I've been spoiler by left for dead on pc with mods even without mods It's a better experience and killing floor games are a lot more fun. That's what I hear unfortunately Uh vip recast bail from american psycho arnie is mr. Freeze bully maguire george lucas The you learned on a farm guy That's my Is You'd appreciate it, I'm sure Yeah, Wesker and ben Shapiro. That's what we want for the vip's I guess. All right, we could do it We'll get it. We'll get it funded um If you could change the game design, what would it be? I feel like it should have been like aliens cme3 trailer with tight rooms of engagement There's so much There's just so much. This is this is a base for a game as far as I'm concerned. We've got barely anything Like nothing feels dynamic. It all feels very like you feel you tick the boxes I think the big thing is I want to do missions where like we have to actually Do things in the area while dealing with the uh, that feels like an immediate one Like we actually need to move objects around or like do mini games Well one person has to like a hacking mini game while the other two defend them Yeah, what if we had the capacity to build some form of a barricade and we had those exact tools and pieces of materials And depending on how well we searched we get more and we can build something out That's just one of the many. Yeah A really cool one would be what if you could modify your weapons on the fly with like duct tape and stuff, you know That's another thing. Yeah, there's When you play loads of games games start becoming really shit At least a lot of generic ones to notice all of the ways that you could just be doing And of course the big one is let's make the aliens Um, let's make the aliens more interesting. Let's have them adopt strategies depending on how many other aliens are around or the space I think I would avoid making them so fucking plentiful as well Definitely, let's let's have less but have them be stronger and more intelligent and give them a give them some respect man like an introduction geez Yeah, give them a cool one and give all the variations an introduction too. Yeah, let's go Yeah, all right How exciting how very exciting Holy should have checked it Oh Okay, man, we're just starting up super quick. Aren't we there's people here at the end of this hallway No, they don't care. Lead them back here. Yeah, I don't like this grenade launcher Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Lead them. I want to lead them over to the NPCs that are right here We need to do something. No rags is right. Leave them to the right That there are none. There's no aliens restart restart the level unironically. I want to see this Uh, can we do that? If I just activate one of the centuries, maybe that'll get them to respond. Yeah, try that. Yeah Also, look what's this guy doing? This one. Oh, look at this guy. Yeah, just watch his animation. Okay Give it a second Oh, here they come. All right. Hey, they got oh, no, they're saying, uh Oh, no, there's a prowler. I'll lead him here. Oh, no, he got me. He got me help Oh, it's dead. Is it or come here? Come here. Come here. They don't give a fuck. Oh, that's so fucking lame. They don't give a fuck. Fuck you game Also, that legit looked like a corporate between the door. That would be such a fucking amazing like dynamic death If that was a thing you could do. Yeah, you could hit it at the right time and yeah, they're just chatting. Lame, lame, lame, lame. Why even put them here? Exactly. Why would you put them in the same room? What are they why are they even here? Wish I just kept it makes the game look worse by putting NPCs Somebody had to put them there. There were none and then you put them there. They just hope you don't Turn around to any point. Oh God This grenade launcher is awful I hate this I gotta play this whole mission with it God We are seeing synth activity. That's true Fire ants, do they colony? Mound they don't ants don't live in nests Man, that was grandiose What's in the side room? Nothing What you found nothing That's so unusual this game is like no reason to even go in there like tactically And what you what sad is that they've got all of the fucking assets they need Yeah You don't even need to add mechanics If you threw 10 machine sub machine gun ammo in these rooms, I don't Hey game, can you give me a second to complain about something without making me complain about something else? I like the idea I just I continue to complain You're fucking kidding me Oh, there's just an alien standing behind me. I'm not stand Oh it's since Oh since my favorite enemy And I can kill him with my terrible grenade launcher Oh, there's aliens. Oh grenade. Oh grenade awesome Oh, yeah aliens behind us and synths behind us. What what? Oh, this grenade launcher sucks Does not feel a lot of damage You'd think it would if you don't hit them directly the problem is if you don't hit them directly It just bounces away and doesn't blow up. Oh, and by the way if you can shoot those fuckers Who aren't even like spawned yet ahead of time just take the chance might as well. Yeah How does a sniper shot not activate a red barrel? Are you kidding me? Oh Jesus Oh, I'm just standing around in the open like I'm not even paid That's what I mean. You end up just getting frustrated and then you get shot more and Vicious cycle Then I go to be interested if we got a game over screen, I guess Oh shoot them before they yeah, do we have a game over yet? I can't remember No, we haven't okay Well, it's another one. Yeah, if you miss with the grenade launcher, it's just makes things way harder Can you not like I don't know why I'm asking this. I don't expect the game to have done it but like Activate them as they've maybe flying You know so we can um, I mean if so, I don't know where I'd find out if that's how they work Maybe that's an add-on. I don't know. Oh, I need You know, oh, I know thank goodness Oh, look, it's the same exact pile of things that we always get every single time. I guess you can say I'm just like maintenance left or dead. Okay, let's say I'm right Well, there's still variations on the weapons that you find true. Oh, we found this weapon here All the weapons are very distinct. Yeah, I got the hunt. Oh here they come the robots See the sniper it can make them like easy to kill. It's just really boring. That's the problem. Oh man, that's great These grenades come on. Yeah, I think it's super late. It reminds me of wilder war Don't don't be grenades. Just keep throwing grenades Oh security boy Well, I want him to explode. Just not me and me right Yeah Shoot the backpack maybe that's a game thing. That's a video game thing you could do. Yeah, definitely He's getting too close to kind of an old media thing. I think at this stage This is weird because flamethrowers are specifically designed to not do that if they're shot Yeah, well, they do that in everything in every single thing Hey, we got another incinerator over there How do we awesome Another security shooting with my terrible grenade launcher Yeah, the dmr is fairly good. I really do think it was the last um It really was the last mission where the headshots were just really wonky That's kind of lame though It's like, you know depending on which enemy type you fighting and you don't know that ahead of time I guess you know that that's the thing if they want to be a server thing or a connection thing I'm not sure it just felt really weird I was gonna say I felt that that's the case because this sniper is excellent in in stupid synth levels Like my magnum is yeah like the weapons I have which are Oh No, I'm cutting open the door Um, yeah, the idea that it's like yeah, you should you know different weapons are better against different enemies Like yeah, but we have no idea who's coming and so it's not like that's not fun The weapons should just be useful in all instances in different ways Like there should be a variety of enemy types to where it's useful against uh, yeah Uh, let's press on I guess Okay, no more synths. Oh, okay. Is that the end of the whole game because don't you tempt me with such wonderful knowledge? Yeah To be fair, I'm pretty bored of aliens too. Like it's I am I'm bored of the whole game. I'm ready I'm ready. There's not there's not depth like there's not enough rpg to be like an interesting class builder No Doesn't feel like the team dynamics matter much at all either just Yeah, there's a little bit Yeah, it's like I can set up a turret sort of but there's yeah, there's no there's no real team dynamic Oh, we gotta restock our sentries. Maybe it would on um On the harder difficulty. Maybe yeah, but I don't want to play it on harder. I would never ever going to play this game On harder difficulty. Holy shit. I can picture myself. I'm so angry final claps If you're accurate this dmr is pretty good um, man, you know and it feels like Do I do I feel aliens uh fly a team elite of unbridled rage? No, it's not that no, I'm I'm taking the piss Yeah, I just have a lot of things to bitch about but it's not like yeah, I'm not angry. I'm disappointed I'm pretty apathetic, but at the same time when unbridled apathy Oh, you couldn't hit me because of the barrier you got confused I'm guessing this is the end because we can't jump. Oh, we can jump over this. Okay. Damn it Oh, he's supposed to get out of there. So I don't want to go out there. I don't think so. I think we're meant to wait here I like how the aliens only come down one side at a time You know like how they wouldn't do Well, just make well, I mean this is a co-op game. Why not have them go to different? Like have them come down both at the same time and then that way it'll be uh Like more interesting How did you possibly get me? Now they're coming down both at the same time finally Oh god, I hate this gun Grenade launcher. Yeah, just I died just it's not working for me Yay If you say so lady Oh more oh behind you Oh, no So anyway Anyway, yeah, well, I guess we can go Yeah, all right. Oh, hello. Watch out for our aliens. Where are they? Did you run on? Yeah, you just ran into the little fucking hole like a little pussy If I can't just grab you that I'm not playing it's like, yeah, that's fun Oh, but whoa, we just pulled right behind you create Oh Come on Pull up my stream. Yeah now it's in that little hole there. Pull up my stream. If I if I didn't Like that was he didn't come out of a hole, right? That just he just appeared All right, that happened last level where I ran too fast for the Man, I I missed this uh, finally I missed the smart gun It would have been a cool side objective where instead of just walking to a turret and pressing f you had to actually go And retreat actually go get the ammo and bring it back And you could you could only use your sidearm while you're carrying the ammo So you had to be cool if we had to if we got to save people as well That'd be nice. I think it all comes down to imagine having to think when playing this game Instead of just shoot. Oh, it's there shoot enemy shoot center the screen and then that's it. Congrats You've figured out how to beat this game Can you send to the screen on the thing you want dead? That's the challenge Well, congratulations. You've won aliens white team elite to be fair It's not just that it's the normal mode whatever because there's been tight There's been little moments where normal is like it tries something or it's like tries to be a bit harder. Yeah Because it's not even I don't think it's about being hard. It's just about being dynamic in any way Well, yeah, you know, is there any time where just being where you are and shooting the thing in the face Is not the best thing to do There's no moment when I don't want to be shooting to do something else Oh, yeah, that No Gotcha Is there an ammo thing in you? Over here See because in in real games, I could be like, let's go back to the other ammo cash sack But it's just like no, this is one of those games. So no look no look on that May oh, uh, maybe down this way The way we need to go Oh as opposed to that That was friendly territory Oh I didn't even realize we were in space Yeah, unfortunately, if you look out, you can just see that it's a black wall with white dots on it I was so mean to do that I think they're saying that we're enemy territory because that was the outer perimeter of the turrets and now we got no turrets I guess but like that's no different from any area we've been in any of Like the game. Yeah We got alien eggs I could use ammo actually Listen, no, I don't care. I don't want to do ambush stuff before I get ammo. Oh, yeah, blob the eggs this morning Oh, yeah, he pounced and missed Good doesn't deserve it. I'm at the last moment Oh, here's something isn't that cool Oh Nice No, this looks more alien ivy. This definitely looks more alien. I need ammo Yeah, I've only got three rounds left to my primary. Oh, the vent just popped off Oh, no, it's the ambush thing. Oh, but I dived out of the way just in time Look out jumpy boy Yeah Yeah, this looks like aliens. This looks like promo. This is this is the kind of stuff you stick in a trailer and make it Play a whole game to get through But why do we have to wait until the end of the game? To go into like the hive My god Have hives built in different locations so we can see the differences between the hives on like a ship versus on a planet That'd be cool. I have ammo now Yeah, I just I just need ammo down here ammo down here. Oh, come on Like no, you do it. Yeah, what are we gonna do it? Yeah, fuck you Go Why why would it rouse idle xenomorphs? Yeah, because everything rouses idle xenomorphs everything does yeah Why are they idle? Did they not hear the guns before? Nope. Yeah, I wish I had the smart gun jesus Wait, where? Uh, she went in the vent He went in the vent. I guess they're all he's except for one, right? I think they're all he's yeah He went in the vent Yeah, see when they're all sticking to the roof Grenade launch is pretty worthless. I wish Does it not detonate on the roof? Maybe they do but it's like really hard to aim at them when they're on the roof You know with the smart gun it just locks on and shoots them Yeah You hit ah, I made a bad decision This is why you should never try anything new Stick with what you know, it works. Yeah, never try anything new Fucking acid everywhere Yep Yeah, I shot it on the roof and it just bounces off the roof. Oh, you have to hit him directly It should be explodes on contact with anything. Yeah, it should be it absolutely should be that it's After a certain distance it is. I just saw it pretty far. It's it's the delay That's what's screwing me up if you hit an enemy. It's it's directly like but if you miss which I seem to be missing a lot Just yeah smart smart guns quite better. Oh face. Oh my goodness Now you have to wonder eggs backs if um You fail that do you get like what happens to you? You probably just get hurt All right Uh, yep, they're roused by everything that's significant. Is there any time I come on here We gotta hold them off again All right over there Oh I stunned him. Come on. Ah, I'm surrounded by aliens. Damn it. I is one of them chasing me specifically What did I do to you? It seems like it picks one person to bully Oh It just goes after whoever That is an unpleasant sound Who's the ammo in this place again? Uh, it's over that way wasn't it? Yeah, I was in this room on the other side Whoa This music's better. I guess It only took us How long to get until the end of the game Yeah, this feels better There's almost like an endgame room like they're giving us all kinds of waves over again This is this is the first phase though. This is only mission one. I'm stuck. I am trapped. Okay now. I'm free. All right Oh I I keep trying to vaults, but it ain't working. Uh lag stop it. Oh big boy Oh, come on. We've gone Wait, I thought this was the charger. Yeah, it's the one with the bogey. Yeah The Gamorian god of the Xenomoron god. Oh, no Oh, he is slow as hell He's gotta be because oh, I'm trapped. I'm trapped. I'm trapped. No, I'm not I barrel rolled out of the way Like I so many normies. God, I wish I had the smart gun Oh stunned. Come on. Help me out guys. We're dealing with armies running away Run towards Well, I I feel like that's unreasonable And yet you did it Oh, shit Well, I am quite hurt This is so awkward. The weak spot is on the back. I think of the Got him. Wait, what? He died and teleported. Oh, okay I wouldn't expect any less from this game Come on. Just let us end this mission. So yeah, we done yet. Oh, oh, there's a spitzer over there Fuck's sake little asshole Hey, buddy. All right, that was it. Yeah All right It's like he knew he's like I'm not gonna let the video Yep, all right, thank fuck find blue fire team. Yep. Go blurring with them. Yeah, we gotta find blue fire team We're behind the story I've really been wondering this whole time. Where is blue fire team? Yeah Hey chat, you're finally gonna find out what happened to blue fire team. I know you've been asking us all fucking day You've been waiting with baited breath to find out the fate of yeah, look at that look at that damage output garbage blue team made it through katunga's last security center katunga. Oh fish layoffs such and rescue. Wow I think that it's way the way that it calculates damage is odd Like if you are very precise with like yeah, like there's like each alien doesn't have a cap of how much damage you could do If I feel like if you if an alien has a hundred health and you shoot it with a 200 Damage shot, you're gonna get credit for doing 200 damage not the 100 damage of the alien Because when I was using the burst stuff, I was getting Much lower damage But I was still like keeping up with kills and accuracy and stuff and now that there's so much damage per shot in this dmr I've gone up in like damage numbers. So I think that's how it um calculates that which is not Which is I mean misleading Hello Reload speed and stability versus lots of stability plus two damage on hit for three seconds. Oh, that's yeah, I'll take that all right Okay Oh boy Thoughts on the game alien isolation I've not played it played it I've heard it Played it twice. I'm pretty sure and both times I end stop playing around the android part because it bored the hell out of me um And it's just I just it's the kind of thing where it like caps out a sessional two And then I think about going back and I'm like, I don't want to I don't want to go back But um, I don't understand it's very good I just have to go through the whole thing I guess Um combat stems grant 30% handling Additionally causes stamina regen to no longer be halted by dodging for its duration What did they capture right in the game and were there any story game playing consistencies that y'all noticed I wouldn't be able to say except I haven't played it in so long Uh For alien isolation. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to like save a story existence But they certainly captured alien in that game like visually. I was really impressed with a lot of the um aesthetics um Watched last night in soho As a massive edgarite fan. It's very disappointing. It's just a bad movie. It has some good moments But so much wasted potential four out of ten Um I've seen several people make posts on the subreddit related to that film reviewing it. All of them have been negative so far Oh Last night in soho Which is edgarites new movie, which worries me I've been playing more somer a little bit at a time Um, they're referencing a particular thing. Yep. Yep, I agreed Yeah, I had to do that. Yep. Yep sad high rags high frango and high longo. Hello. Hello Hey Yes, uh, it's quite the game glad you're enjoying it more people should experience somer Do I will play it all right? Don't worry You three plus metal would love deep rock galactic. I think space dwarves I've learned lots of good things about my game. Good things about that Bugs and mining minerals on an alien planet And there's beer. Oh my oh Well, that sounds like something I can handle. All right, everybody Let's kill some stuff. You've got two more missions left. I can just rush. Yeah, boy Yeah, kind of that's kind of how I'm feeling about at the moment It's okay. They'll they'll give us health kits guys That well You know, I'll just drag them out. You can all kill there's aliens in between you two and me I think there's aliens between all of us. I think I'll be all right Yeah, I'm all right. Yeah Man, if you rush ahead this game gets very confused like yeah, the aliens like wait, where do I go? What's happening? You're moving too quickly. Ah It's cheating Aliens all around me All around me are acidic faces Faces and faces Mouths and faces And vaginas That that was one of like the best commercials ever for a video game Yes, which one The gears will one the that one the mad worlds pretty sure. Yeah. No, that was one. That was one You talking about the ash people though No, I'm talking about the one where Marcus is walking through that little town And there's nobody there and then he jumps through a wall and there's a bunch of locus standing there It's definitely because they use that song when doc died, right or don't they did they did but it was originally using the commercial for that game Oh, okay Was there a trailer with the ash people or no? I there were no ash people in that trailer maybe there was but um No, I said was there a trailer with ash people or not was that trailer with the I I don't know. I wouldn't know. I mean, I'm not the gears of war fishing auto. I've only played one Oh And I played the remaster like on xbox one. So I have very little experience with gears of war compared to you too And I don't have that much. I played one two three and five They have well, I can play four and five because of the uh Game pass. So I probably should Oh, man. Yeah, you want to get those off you How does the game handle it if you fail the qte for those things? I said that I think it just takes you damage or All right, was it? Oh was that song from actually that does sound right? I don't know many of those songs. So I know the end of the world one hmm R. E. M. R. E. M the band Yeah Because I think mad world that was one of theirs and then the other one is that I know of is the end of the world Now mad world is uh Carrier truly or something like that. Oh, I yeah, maybe I'm messing them up completely Why would I think that something about wolf tickets? I forget the name of that album trading snake oil for wolf tickets or something I don't know get off me Oh gosh And then it runs away like a little coward. Why can't I just have infinite grenades? I don't see why not It will oh Oh god taking damage. Jeez Oh man It's there. It's it's it only uses it if you know, yeah, if you need it That's that is something I like in this game that they've done like that. They could have made it way more stupid Yeah, where it was timed, but it healed when it you yeah, exactly Which is fine. It's different Yeah, after people were in the gears three trailer. That's what I remember. Yeah I don't remember what song I used though. I just know that that area they used that song in the game That's what don't mad world is tears for fears. I didn't know that they did the original of that. All right. Let's Uh, yeah ammo here if you need to make use of these uh health kits for your thing or no I mean, we're all tough enough. Oh, there you go Now knock some stupid alien jumped out and punched me The problem is that you can't heal all the way. I think yeah, you might as well. Yeah Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead and you never come back. So I So I get more juice for my oh gosh that the game thought we were bored. We're not bored. It's okay. We're fine. We're moving It's like you want some more aliens a lot of aliens I feel like we've killed more than have been presented in the entire all the films I think so These guys should be the protagonist geez, but this looks cool. You know, like Oh, I I dived out of the way. I dived out of the way. I totally dived out. You know, it sucks as well Yeah, they're the they're the boredom spawns right there. I I dived out of the way man. I definitely did Yeah, it doesn't care sometimes it just gets you Really cool This looks great The gameplay is just monotonous and shallow Oh Oh Oh, this is not the place to fight a crusher No, because I can't hit it in the back. We can back up. Can't we into the hole? Yeah. Oh, and this stuff behind us too Great. It's chasing me specifically Yeah, just coming back. Uh We'll figure something out I'll stun it. There we go. All right It's got to go for one of us. Yes, it should work well They could have made the HUD better they could have made it a bit more aliensy the HUD It's okay. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine Yeah, that's the aliens. All right. Yeah, I like the cool Core was kind of cool How many places we've been to where it's like, oh, this place is good. Well next room Yeah, yeah, there's no story here. The environment doesn't move. That's the thing the environment doesn't move The environment doesn't react to my presence We don't it's not like dead space where you you pull a lever or do a thing and the machine makes this massive engine part move for the room shifts Yeah, just doors. That's it. Just the doors and then hold a button at this panel Remember when they said we have to go down eight flights or whatever at one point in the story I think this is Well, just to say I think this is we're just repeating all of the first act. I think but now it's just alieny All right, let's go alien. Why how'd that happen though? Oh, wait, there's a door here and it's flimpy. There might be a thing in here because this looks like a special place No, there's no Well, if I see it and it looks like the place you'd be like, oh, there's stuff behind there Those were boredom spawns again. Fucking game calm down That's what they should be called boredom spawns. That's all they are Yeah, like you need ambient enemies so that players don't just disengage Come on, what are we doing? So Oh now there's aliens that's just spawned behind me That was a grenade I'm telling you man. The grenade has been incredible anybody like the people in chat wouldn't see in my POV the whole time The grenade is the MVP. It just fucking wipes over now I'm out of ammo though. So now I'm like Like the grenades more reliable than the fucking sniper for aliens, which is I guess that makes sense Oh, come on It just puts it down so I shot it out of your hands And he's just like, oh, okay. Oh, look out another one. Come on. What are we doing? All right. Flop these eggs But ammo here guys if you need it Oh, I could use some of that. Yeah Juicy juicy ammo Oh No bloom You can hear noises. Oh watch out. Nice auger Yeah, there it is No, uh Oh, uh, are you healing or? Oh I just shot it out of your hands and that's it. It's the hardest He's just trumps it like, oh, okay Do it right up or something I meant to bring up that annoys me Is you know when you jump by the stupid fucking stealth ninja aliens between mission or between arenas Why isn't there just a button for your like you it's like when you walk up to a person being attacked by it It's like press, you know a or s or whatever rip it off. Yeah Oh, oh this way guys. There's like 10 billion aliens down the aisle All right, I think you're looking at a different one because I just killed a whole place Spawning some boredom ones there they are Yeah, can you not spawn them when we're dealing with aliens anyway? It's really annoying Can we not have a few moments of just quiet, you know And imagine our marines talk to each other Imagine they talk to aliens aliens isn't about characters conversing in atmosphere That's not what aliens is about Yeah, everyone knows where you watching aliens isn't about people. It's about aliens It's like if JJ Abrams made an aliens movie be like everyone knows that aliens is all about shooting aliens Ha everyone's favorite character Ripley known for for saving little girls. That's what we got to get it to do. That's a thing Do we want to heal or? um Oh, do we want to do it? Well, I think our way Okay, what I'll do let me use my yeah It's hard to tell if the system is sort of designed in a dumb way. Um Because if you use your thing first, yeah Whenever you pick up health kits it restores health ammo Well, so me and fringy then use the heels and then pick up packs, right? Yeah That's very odd but fine You might want to go ahead and just save it at this point Because as long as you well if you use then once you pick it up, you know, it doesn't matter century Like the weird system is just devoid of strategy because it makes no sense All right. I'm just gonna go ahead and press the button Because they're just gonna spawn these retarded. Oh, what? Yeah, I got a face hugger right on me the second I finished pressing the button. Oh, it's eggs, but Why didn't they activate that's weird No, these face huggers are just there honestly, man I don't know how you design those so they're not annoying because what else are they gonna do other than jump on you? You go. Oh, they should incapacitate the player. They they constrict around their neck or something So the player is like incapacitated and that somebody comes in Yeah, it gets them off like maybe makes it so that the aim is you can only blind fire Yeah, that oh well, they can't get on you, right? That's the thing. They can't get on your mouth I'm saying like you just struggle with them. Yeah till you're saved We got a big boy. You're not allowed to actually like lay in god Oh, shit. That is a big chunker I'm talking to me even though I'm the one with low like no help All right, I got behind it. Okay. It's dead. Wow. It's super quick Now turn around very good very good Yeah, he's out. All right. I'm healing. I the what the last thing I'm curious about this game Now is what the last thing will be the last like fight. Yeah, I guess it'll be the queen probably, right? You'd think yeah But the queen will just what does that look like? Yeah, we'll just shoot it as it comes up We'll shoot it and it'll die Maybe it'll have like queen bodyguard aliens Uh, probably because it said these Gamorian gods at the like if she has two Gamorians with it, then yeah Probably yeah, she'll probably have two Gamorian gods Imagine they made it so that we all split up and had to run around like fight one each or something on our own Yeah, like Well, okay, well the medic here might have an issue with Well, maybe it's a matter of problem is maybe their concern was because it's co-op game The ai needs to be good enough to do things like intelligent Well, I was just gonna say like it could just be the they separate us all they give us one each And then we got to run past it to get back to the friendlies So I'm having deja vu again of specifically playing this game and I don't know what the deal is and having to wait for my Uh, shoulder mounted cannon to charge as the alien ran towards me. It's a weird feeling that deja vu Yeah Wasn't jay saying that one of the explanations of deja vu is just like it's like it almost A failure in the brain to properly file away a memory and it makes it think that it's Not like a memory from ages ago or something Well, yeah, because that I would imagine that there are some Reason that it would you know occur? Yeah, because like I I would rather assume that that's the truth than ah, I've seen the future Oh, something's gonna jump on me in here, isn't it? I'll go first Uh, that's okay. I I'll take one for the team Oh, they just keep coming and I just keep shooting them. Oh boy The best kind of enemy. Oh, yeah, that come Dude, I was like looking around because it was just quiet I took a quarter. There's just like seven of them. I was like, oh Hi, yeah All right cut off in the door easy Oh, there it is. Yeah, there it is See, there should be an option for me to kick it or some shit, you know, I do it Fucking do it find us. We got aliens coming That's okay. We're safe. Oh geez. Oh look at the right. Yeah Wow with the why is there so many of them? boy Oh, they're dying the the fire team and it's like, oh no poor stop their face. I guess God duty is Yeah, oh, they're dead. Yeah, they're dead. All right. I do all my favorites. Oh dang We're close. Good. I'm ready for this to be over I'm so ready to get some chicken nuggets Oh Aliens higher team zulu or whatever the fuck it's called the the game that makes my team nuggets I can pull off god Every by the way, it's exactly the same line every time. Ah, fucking god. Oh, it's literally that's the line I never understand that because Voice action like more lives you can you can make going out like they should make them say the same thing Other lives get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off Yeah, oh my god. Get it off. You can make them make them say the same thing Just another take and then you play those takes like I know the game that you need. This is the hero shooter game. This needs to be the one You need 10 billion lines. Okay. I need to heal Oh, but i'm getting attacked by aliens and i'm on my own There we go Because it said prepare for the final battle. So there'll be a health pack up here nearby Can we get an ammo crate, please? Yeah, it's it'll be nearby. Don't worry. Don't you yeah, there it is Oh, it's doing the glitch for me with either you or rags. I'm not sure Well with the gun. Yeah, it's not me. So there's a fucking crafty spitter around here, I guess Yeah, it's definitely I think it's springy It has to be me because I can't hear it. You'll get hit by a spitter. I can hear it. Yeah All right, I'm gonna take his dog tags. Oh wait. Oh, sorry. I shouldn't have done that. You need to heal What wait dog tags heal? No, the dog tags make it so that we have to fight Oh, and I didn't get a sentry or anything. It's just incendiary rounds I'm sure it's if anything for you just made this faster. It's fine. That's true It'll be okay. It'll be okay. Oh boy. Oh, he just came right up. Oh, he's running away like a little shit He's running away again like the little pussy is Well, yeah, all these little guys they're gunning for a promotion. I hope the queen notices me I've been working overtime. I've been making Cryo mine is great by the way Oh, I got plumped on by somebody. Oh boy. It's grimoire in Yeah, there he is Actually, let me try and get behind him Yep. All right. He's uh, I'll just bait him I guess It ain't doing as much damage Because I've just unloaded a whole magazine Oh, now it's now it's nope. There we go. Okay. Uh My god, let's die There we go All right, okay calm down I think one of the issues uh, it's don't just really They're not really react in different ways to the different weapons that hit them You know, no, they don't it's one of the great things about killing floor Or vermin tie It's the way that enemies react to being hit by different weapons Depending on what those weapons are and what they do. Yeah, imagine if you could just like dismember their limbs or something, you know, yeah You know cut you shoot them and their leg crawl comes off and then that changes their behavior That's actually something that happens in the 2010 game No, you can shoot them off and they change something that happens with aliens Well, you kind of take it for granted because like look how much of that is in dead space like Crazy levels of variety and what happens when you shoot different parts of enemies off I guess that's the part of the hook of the game. So There's no reason why it can't be the hook of this game though, you know Well, this is so well the problem is there's too many. There's too many aliens. So like you're never paying that much attention Make them scared They all did it all down the exact same way regardless of what you hit them with or how you hit them It's just because there's there's too many. So you're just pulling the trigger without any consideration for like Who you're trying to shoot or you know All right, he's stunned He spins around as I walked around him while he was on the ground. That's cool So many normie aliens Oh, hi, yeah, he loves you What's he doing? Whoa He does not give a shit about me even though he really wants to suck my ding dang. All right, there we go That's it, right? All right next mission everyone We're taking all packs if you need them one day very yep, that's it. All right, let's go I'm not bored. I'm not bored fine Oh, is this the end? Yep One more mission one more mission home stretch How do you want them to do the heart of the nest? Thank you, Herrera Herrera, they're over there. They're there garage flashets I got the most kills Good for you fringy I want to Happy halloween everyone rip rags What I don't know why they said that unless unless because you're a ghost I'm well, here's the thing. I understand your confusion because it is only a costume. I'm only dressed The ghost that's probably that mistake. They just thought you I was this is what I used to trick or treat I go from house to house and after they recovered from the shock when they opened the door Because they thought they saw a dog ghost I was able to get candy or amazing treats or tricks or both There you go Actually grace increase fistful I just want I'm fine. Let's just fucking go Hey, best advice I got make sure you guys don't The only way to be sure Regicide Okay, let's do it Um I'll tell you about how I'm religious but don't adhere to a religion I was at my parents rv and was starting a generator. My name was to snakes or to sneaks Um, I'm guessing that was for you rags To sneaks What yeah, they were saying they were telling you about Um, how they are religious but don't adhere to a religion and that they were out their parents rv and was starting a generator You're at your parents rv and we're starting a generator. Yeah, what if that rings any bells? Yeah, it's called registered everybody. Guess what we'll do. Yeah Oh, I got I got new abilities. Um Please hurry after not taking damage for at least 10 seconds being 10 percent of your current life is temp health. That's actually pretty good Um, hmm, but what do I give up for it? Finished Buffy season three yesterday. I absolutely love the show can't wait to see more big Thank you to moobla and fringo for recommending it. Yeah, that's right. If you love it now, then yeah, you're fine. You'll be fine. Yeah What is something that each one of you would say is a good movie, but the other two would say is not Um, all three must answer I don't we don't typically have those Yeah, like if ever we decide us three disagree we'll talk for a while Yeah, in fact, you would know this evap chat. You've seen it. It happens all the time Uh, yeah, um, I'm trying to think historically. What if we disagree and we disagreed on john wick to um You would have to wait that movie's bad john wick to Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, but I used to think it was good. Oh, yeah I think When I'd met Uh rags and wolf at first. I can't exactly remember what rags thought of interstellar But I know wolf thought it was one of his favorite things all time and I was like, oh Time to take your feelings What else would there be? The wink from wonder woman 84. That's a whether we disagreed on The wink is great. Oh, yeah, if you say so Yeah Well, it's because it is but well, that's about all that support is thanks. So, you know, it's close enough. I mean if I Yeah, it's hard to say I can't think I'm trying to think of other ones, but And you if you don't move fast Rags, I think um, I was just I was just getting my phosphorus minds in my incendiary centuries Is this supposed to be like the final stretch or whatever? I think of the three of us. I was like Patriot better than okay. I think rags was like don't remember I'd see movies I'd seen years ago and I remember liking it, but you never know Oh, that's right because I was I was entirely against it because I was gonna say you're pretty anti The movie even when we finished it you were still like, hmm Yeah, when we finished it, I think you guys were on like a seven or an eight and I was not I wouldn't go to an eight for that movie. Okay. Yeah, seven. I might have been on a five I think then in that case because I don't know I'm pretty sure I'm okay with giving it a seven at this point. Um It I am moving like I would Holy recommend though. It's it reminds me a lot of like Yeah, I don't know it reminds me a lot of the crap aspects of what Roland Emmerich films tend to have Even though it doesn't suffer as much Um, I think that's maybe just personal bias Yeah, no, I I I I mean as someone who's seen most of Roland Emmerich's films. I'd be curious What are you referencing with that specifically? um Roland Emmerich films often have like, uh the You remember like at the end of the movie when all of the heroes are there together and they're like, yeah We're like, we're working together. Whoo. Yeah charge. Like that's that's a very Roland Emmerich thing Of like, hey, look at how awesome we are the heroes working together Like almost an awareness in universe. Hey where the heroes and where we're awesome like the end of return of the Jedi or um no more like, um more like, um You know, like at the end of independence day how like they uh, the British are like, oh, it's about bloody time The yanks organize the the offensive to save the world It almost feels like very self-aggrandizing like look at how great we are compared to the rest of these fucks Like that I can agree with independence day But the problem is like patria is benjamin mime is the one in that story that pulls the whole team together And they're all there at the end making this house I'm saying is I recognize it's my bias because It it works more in patria, but I can see the Elements in other films and I don't like it in other films But you said that's why you wouldn't recommend though Just having this conversation just make you think about how mindless this game is Like we're in the middle of this hardened combat And the last part of the game if you will Yeah That's right Um, I guess I guess my qualifier would be if you don't like rolling emmerich films. It might actually be tough for you But like I don't like rolling emmerich Oh, he was just hanging around up here. He was just sitting there and his ai didn't know what to have him do Well, the reason why I say that is because I don't like rolling emmerich films and it was tough for me for a while watching that film And even at the end I was kind of hard pressed to like move off of that, you know his films It's funny because like his films are They had a lot of the generic problems that bad movies used to have. Yeah Um, but being really flat then again, I don't think the patria. This is flat as is other movies um I I just I put it aside From the others like patria I'm pretty sure it's those screenwriters that's made it elevate beyond rolling emmerich Like there's a lot of stuff going on in the movie that I just don't typically see in any of his movies Yeah, no, I'd agree with that. Um Again, it might just be because I'm pretty sure I it didn't take long for me to move off of the position I had when I first finished it, which was like I was it reminds me of buffy season three. It's like I wasn't willing to give it that Yeah, you know, yeah, and I think that's fair. Um because it's like You're gonna need a lot of sort of supporting Also, like part of the reason why I might not recommend it is because again, if you don't like uh, the historical You know the If you don't if you're not a fan of that like it might actually be really tough for you to enjoy it Um Here's a problem with that people love brave hard people don't love patria Yeah, um, but I'm still saying like I think that that might be a reason why I wouldn't recommend it I don't think it's an argument against the film. I'm just saying that like Well, so I'm totally up. I thought I thought it was so what I what I'm saying, obviously is the people love brave heart So that was that would be it's like you're saying I wouldn't recommend brave heart Because you know that might the horse is historical and actually things like well, it's beloved. So Yeah, but the fact that patria isn't beloved because of its historical and accuracy I'm saying that that might be reason like the fact that it seems to be so common that people don't like it I figure you throw it out because it's clearly not like consistent anyway. Um, oh, sure. It's not consistent But like I thought we're talking about recommendations Well, sure like Yeah, so I'm it's almost like um, what's the point in deciding whether or not you'd recommend it based on that when It would it would be dependent on the person not the uh um the film right Well, sure, but I mean for example, if it was me and rags, I I don't even know if you'd recommend it to us But I'd be curious why if not um I'm gonna press the button. All right Well, they're sending us board aliens. Anyway. Oh wait. I uh, I'm uh, I'm curious if I can stun lock as uh, I'm a said zombie. Let me know if you uh See a um Oh, I guess later we can do it. I just want to test it later I'm curious if this game will let you actually stun lock a zombie with melee or an alien. They're interchangeable now I was gonna say you don't need to specify it's fine Because yeah, like I assume for you wouldn't say oh, I'm not gonna recommend a glorious bastard. This is the inaccuracies No, no, no, but but I'm I guess I'm more appealing to the meta in the case of the patriot The fact that so many people seem to have a problem with that particular instance Makes me wonder like because I guess I I'm curious as to why it is specifically the patriot that the noise people Um, well, I'm surprised the noise people because it's so Um, oh shit Uh, I'm shooting it, but it's not really it has loads of health so It's like 10 years um What I was gonna say is what I find is like I think it makes a lot of sense for British people to be annoyed to that film But it seems like a lot of Americans are as well for the inaccuracies, which I found interesting Maybe it is just that like You don't need to make them so cartoonishly evil to like make it clear that you know outside was um I assume that's gonna be it. Yeah, that's right. You lot wait heal up. Uh using my station and then grab help and then That's right. It should still it'll still play But then again, I'm pretty sure a lot of people did love the patriot. I'm pretty sure it was Pretty successful anyways And probably did make its money back. Yeah, that one surprised me And it's a very like, you know the point of the story is pretty uh endearing I would I yeah, I agree. I think I think that there's a story. It's sound. Um I guess it's just that for me personally, it's like I can still see elements of the shit I don't like in emmerich movies in it, but like that's more of a personal gripe. I think I think I really Actually broken I think the temporary health ability is actually broken broken and not working as in 10th The 791 temporary health and we're supposed to only get 10% Maybe but I'm at 791 right now. I think it's actually broken. I think when I go 10 seconds without Like taking damage or something it's it just stacks when it shouldn't or something like I don't have just a 150 damage temp buffer It's just uh It's just like just not working Yeah, because I figured it would cap you at 10% no matter what So many fucking face. I guess Well was prompts are frustrating me because I don't remember exactly which one's a witch The witch prompt, sorry The wasd, all right, you know Because I I sometimes mix them up. I forget. Oh, no, I I I definitely mix them up I've never thought about it. I just if you don't mean like it Yeah, there's no need to I know that it goes but I don't know which ones I think I've got it down now because I've done it enough, but I'm getting better. Yeah Uh brave hearts a long time ago, so the history is not as important I wouldn't say that but I do imagine that it being that's gonna play into it. Yeah Time ago plays into it. Yeah, well people fucking love kingdom of heaven And that thing sucks balladine's cock Oh, but is it how's the accuracy on that film? I have no idea Oh, well the way that it portrays like christians are just basically bad and it really Is it makes the muslims are kind of like almost more the good guys Like it kind of plays its hand tips it in an obvious way one way and It's just the boring aspects of it. I don't know like I I don't I don't see why people hate The patriot but they love kingdom of heaven when that's such a slog I have to remind you every time right that is a hyper hot take that you're given there Like is it it should be that movies fuck. It's a It was just it was interesting for reference everybody. We watched that with uh, was it shabby Um, I think I could melee him off you I knew I rebounded my melee button to like an easy to reach button I should have done it earlier, but I was apathetic in those days Yeah A terrible actor We watched it with shad and drinker and we kind of like the lot of us we gave it's not like we missed stuff in the movie We were all just like bored Okay Um, I was quite surprised. Yeah, there's a lot of superfluous scenes that are just pointless It was really weird because um They the extra scenes they give to the is it the queen Prince that it is queen, right Uh Queen ish. Yeah. Yeah, we kind of ended up including like man. She's just fucking nuts They yeah, and the she the film is damaged by the extended edition. That's what we Ended up concluding. This is what I mean when that efet movies comes out. It's kind of the fucking hyper controversial But I don't know what he wants to do. It's just like we watched it. That's what we concluded Yeah, there's parts we liked a problem is that like none of those parts had to do with our boring ass Dull protagonist who just would not emote to save his goddamn. Yeah, I will say after our war rock my opinion of Orlando Bloom's acting. I think I just never paid too much attention to it Um, which it can happen because he slips away into the background, you know Where weren't we supposed to go? I don't know. I'm just walking around the sign saying this way, but there's nothing here I guess we're gonna go all the way around then I must have my movies How many have we recorded on the war rock rax is it eight or nine or was it seven? It's this way around this way That's the way we came It won't it won't do it. I swear sometimes the buttons just don't work I see you By the way the knock-on effect of my incredible temporary health pool that doesn't if it ain't so temporary Is that it means all the healing can be divided between two people instead of three which is like a huge passive buff to healing in this game Oh, my um Should I use a health pack or your your heal flume? I'm gonna use the heal flume If you don't have a med kit Definitely use my health station. If you do have a mouth health kit. It's weird and doesn't you say mouth? Melf I think I was gonna go with med and then health and it just all worked together Like the environments in this game. They just all melded together You kind of release it when world war three happens. No, I think we're gonna do um We'll just get the 12 done and then I'll do one per month or something like that probably We probably try and get one of them in november now I told him like october but there's no way we're getting any war movie ox stuff done Yeah, you can see the people in the walls. You can see the little people with their tests. Oh, look out Man, they just they like they just slide off the wall like butter when you just shoot. Oh zeno warrior. Yay Oh, that's it. All right. It was like the seated predator. We're just unloading. Oh, right Where's the red thing gonna jump out and attack me for him? Get me. Give me. Give me. Give me There's always seems to happen on all that. No, there's a hole there's a normal one about It's the tunnels that connect the horde modes. That's all it is Yeah Yeah, these just don't feel like meaningfully different places You know, like no like the ishimura. I can believe the ishimura is the ship I looked awkward No, come on Oh, we got a big boy Yeah, he's been chasing me for a while I don't think the aliens will attack you if you're being incapacitated by a facehugger. No, they won't Which seems like the point of what they need to be doing That feels like it should be what they're doing. Yeah, say what that's probably something that actually matches the alien sort of The intentions at the same time is probably not intentional in that for that reason At least I don't imagine they did that for the reason. Oh I don't have much health left. His chest is like a weak point too. I think the yellow It is I'll I'll try and stun him. I'll stun him. All right. Shoot him in the oh that yeah shoot him No, I'm out of ammo. Damn it. All right. Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him now Got him health station down if you need it All right, uh, no, I don't I'm good Uh for an apex species those enimals are lining up to to tie but yeah pretty much on high rags Hello Yeah, they're not like cunning or predatory This game more than any other one has been like aliens are just fucking mindless rats basically Oh We'll have to run for the exit Haven't we just been doing that anyway Kind of this time. There'll be a timer. It's like probably This is it Is there no ammo? Oh, yeah, there is. Oh, this will be uh, you know, yeah, this is our last stand. Oh boy We got four health packs here. Geez In poor directions Yep, I probably should have brought two cryo grids Too hardened incendiary century is awesome. I'll put one down here Wait, so We got to defend this place two minutes later. Is that the idea or Probably after we defend this we ought to run Oh After we defend this I think we have to run. Yeah. All right. Well, uh, I'm ready to press the button I'm these crates. I'm gonna just set up all a bunch of two cryo. Let me set up a cryo grid here Yeah, I got one grid here Do you want to get one? Assuming they tackle at the same time we could take a place each except for the side that's got two centuries on it They've never they they never usually do that though. Yeah, I'm gonna press the button now Hold up Well, then you say I press the button then you do it I let go and then um, okay But it it's let go too late Oh, wait, we only got two minutes, right? What? We so we just have to survive for two minutes. I guess so. Yeah, okay So we have cryo grids as incendiary turrets shoot them. We're gonna kill them with freezer burning There should be an achievement It should be a good. Yeah Inflict is, you know, more both fire damage and freezing Yeah, the elemental stuff just doesn't seem to be much very important. And I guess this is Still think Should be all sides from the get-go and just gradually it should be all sides. And then you have a gemore and guard spawn on all four Yeah Stress us out game do it. I dare you that's right. Please just do something He's on fire from this box. Oh this poor game Oh, man. Oh, man Why do we exist just to suffer like that? He didn't do nothing He didn't do nothing He was just minding his own damn business Father this game has the most useless motion tracker ever I've forgotten it's exist. I've never used it Like once every game ish. I end up looking at it sometimes and being like there it is Meanwhile, by the way, the 2010 alien predator game. It's fucking useful as hell. It's like We did it. I can't be it Oh We were oh, okay engage all systems. Okay, all right set full power And then we probably have to frame rate increase a whole bunch. Oh wait. I think after Where do we go? No two minutes again. Okay. Oh, just more defending just make it one long timer Yeah, why make me press a button? It gives you a chance to get your ammo. I guess don't give me a chance. Yeah, you shouldn't that should be something We have to stress about this finale. Don't give me a chance. Then again, maybe on harder difficulty. I guess Maybe Yeah, but you think hard the timer would be different like Maybe yeah in game longer. Yeah, they'd say three minutes or in between stages, you know, that sort of thing You'd have to record more lines though and they didn't even record one more line for the face hugger Still don't get that The thing more iconic than aliens themselves Do you not like do safeties where you just like do the same line, but again a little bit different again Yeah Man again another zeno who just dies like One thing they'll do with voice lines that I hate is when multiple voice actors record the a line that has the exact same words They don't even change the words of the line Different actors have the exact same lines for something and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm trying to think of how Yeah, because like oh, do you mean like reloading or something where they do callouts in a game? What do you mean like yeah, I call in all the different characters say the exact same thing Give them slightly different lines. What about like a little bit different. What about like pills here for everybody in life of dead? So I know you huh You know pills the when they go pills here Like everyone does it so here isn't too bad because it's such a basic day to point something out Pills here. Oh boy More in God Yeah, look at him go He's just doubled around and then died. Yeah, and then died To save all the breakers. What is that? Oh, that should be the third one another thing like Yeah, there we go, and there'll be a fourth one too But I'm bored. I'm bored as well. This is so boring Sometimes I could shoot this dmr really fast. Sometimes I can't Do is weird sometimes. Yeah, like sometimes I could just go pop up And then all the times just can't do it's just like pow pow pow pow By the way, we're just still good. So many sounds happen at once there that the music is like cutting out from I say music The sound is cutting out for me Music implies some kind of melody It's like it was struggling to have all sounds at the same time and it just kind of went Okay, yeah Yeah, that's literally Die bitch The fire rate of my dmr is almost like it's tied to how many enemies are around or something like that Oh our turrets are stopping now Oh, it's doing it again. Jesus He's gone. Got him. All right, cindy airy rounds. Let's go. Let me pick up my ammo asshole Anybody else got turrets or I can put down two more I love how the this thing spins around like Attacking you Perfectly, it's really crap I suppose I would have used my incendiary rounds. I'm never going to use them otherwise True. Oh, we still got a queen fight to happen, right? I well, I don't think we're fighting the queen. I think we're just blowing her up Oh lame Oh, this is slightly longer Oh, we're gonna get to the elevator. All right, that's it. Oh the Oh Oh, we gotta get past here is it? Oh, no, wait, are we where are we going? Wait, yeah, we're up. Do we just shoot her? I don't know ammo call though. Oh, you can't take her out. Just run where Go to the right or the left. Yeah, I assume we're gonna go this. Okay. There we are Or do we go this other way? Where are we going? Oh here this way this way this way follow me I'm trying to go over the You just gotta run past her. Oh, she's waiting for us to move Yeah, so she can chase us That's pretty awkward I'm behind her. She didn't give a fuck about me You really Oh, she's trapped on the egg sacks She's trapped on the egg sacks. You can't move forward anymore. Wow She's legitimately trapped Let me see. Yeah, I want to see it even if it costs us a bit Wait, no, we shouldn't let this cost us a mission. It'll reset us. No. Oh, yeah I saved it. Yeah. Yeah This fucking oh my god Oh Also, you're absolutely right rags. You can spam the buttons and it just gets the thing off you And um, no penalty for missing. Yeah, I'm moving all right. We're going. We're racing to those end credits Well, I kind of you know what like I should be commenting board how fucking absurd and stupid and pathetic that is But I'm just like whatever. Let's just add the game Oh, no, there she is. Oh, there she is I'm stuck. The aliens are in the way That's not fair. Yeah She got stuck on the right. Oh, there she is. She teleported. No, it's two of them. Really teleported We only got 15 seconds guys. Oh god. Oh, oh, jeez. Oh, it's right here. The elevator's here. It's here It's here. I'm in. Come on. I'm grabbing some ammo Yes, well, that's it. Wow, that wasn't even a fight That was you just ran away from her. All you had to do was load load us into like a small arena. Yeah There was no explosion at the end or anything No cutscene Oh man, oh, they were playing this game the perfect ending How in the fucking queen couldn't even shake she waited all that time She dripped on her egg. What do you expect? Honestly, dude, the game expected us to get rid of the eggs. I think Because like we you know to avoid getting hit by the It must have but you think in testing they'd be like, oh, there's a collision box between these So embarrassing That is that is embarrassing. Do I talk to some I see a green arrow. I'm gonna fucking do it. Shit. I'm waiting to all f4 this bitch No, no, no, no. We got to talk to the green arrow. Well, it's a great job. We did All right, I got an express expeditionary service ribbon. Whoa Me too. You load out kids recon. Wow. I'll learn all about that when I never I'll go to the wiki. Leave me alone. Oh, and we are not unlocked with extreme difficulty. Okay I haven't fucking touching the can you imagine how cringy extreme difficulty is? Holy fuck Yeah, no way and um Oh god, the game's soundtrack Can you imagine Oh, well, I'm quick. Do I get a boat mode of credits or something for to be I Defeating the game. No, I don't really I got a large. I got a telescopic site, which I'm never gonna use Wow for those long range engagements. Yeah All right. Well, that was that was okay That's about all I got really out of state. It's well It did yeah, I was I was done with that by the end of the second the second one Um, I'll just finish up the super chat. So it's my birthday So I'm showing some birthday cash to eve have to say happy birthday to everyone else who was born on the spookiest of the days Yeah, happy birthday. Look at this cool sniper site that I'll never use Um, look at this. Look how fucking cool it is Look how big that thing it look at the shot the site is bigger than the gun if you stay there I can get a really good view of it. There we go. Oh, look at look at that geez man Wow, look at that. That's a chunk. Oh, and it's called hypodyne Which is like cyberdyne That's a that's yeah, I imagine this reference I feel like Happy halloween continue to celebrate your inferior holiday also frungus. You will goo has leaked out No, it hasn't Well, that's no man. If you watch the the the game me and metal played this there's quite a bit of goo there I assumed some of it was yours Oh and hello wags tell metal hello I shall tell yeah noo metal. You need a noom Um, have you guys seen the resume before vr post? I just finished my first playthrough and I think they did Okay the way that they did it Oh, sorry I I've seen the uh, yeah, I just it does look right to me. I don't know. There's some just doesn't look right The resume before vr thing. It just doesn't look right I don't see anything to do with it Um, I can get my I can get my helmet though my medical nice Uh, do you guys have thoughts they cut out mercenaries under assignment aida by the way? Oh, what? I'm assuming they couldn't be asked to transfer all that said yeah, I don't fucking know Right, I guess okay Man uh illegal zenos that want to attack an impregas And brainless gray simps. I mean synths all out trying to kill us sure sounds like california my god, if I kept california as a Zeno infestation at that I didn't need any more reasons to stay away, but I guess I will Finally got my metacat um So yeah, that was um aliens fire team elite. Uh, yeah I feel like just there is buried deep in this game. There was a good game It's buried underneath it a lot of board is buried under a lot of extra work Um Is it a design standpoint? Would you describe it as buried rather than like all we have is the foundation of a game and nothing Interesting you remember Ryan's your analogy about the metals just dug up from the earth and just yeah on the table Like that's game needs a lot of Well, I almost don't want to say that because like this game looks great a lot of great for its level this looks good A lot of locations are awesome the guns the locations are good the environments are neat The like look at just like look go to the inventory and look at the guns and look at the um Just look at all the gadgets and the the outfits and the knickknacks and yeah, look at the Look at the recreate the um a lot of the stuff from the movies. It looks just excellent like the yeah the old plane here This is a really cool set of environments that is filled with nothing interesting The rpg mechanics are I feel like that's the mechanics too a lot of mechanics, but none of them are interesting They're all very basic Yeah, you run around a third person you aim you shoot you can hit fire you can melee it's just like the super basic stuff Nothing is really interesting. There's no I don't see a lot of depth here the depth would come from Out of game stuff Like if you wanted to beat this game on extreme It feels like a game you'd have to cheese stat wise, which I feel you could definitely do and Just learning good game stuff in terms of positioning and knowing which way the game is and memorizing this game for extreme But um, yeah, I'm just Yeah, very disappointed um I'm a little disappointed, but you know it was it's yeah, it wasn't miserable. I guess it did what I wanted to do It was just entertain us for a night Yeah, I guess it's just would be nice if it was if we finished it and it's like oh, this is a game that we should Yeah, how cool would it be if it's a game? We said let's play it again sometime. Wow Because I don't want to play it again. I never want to play this game again And that sounds like very vindictive, but it's it's I don't hate it. It just puts me into a true apathy Yeah, I think it's just it's disinterested in it. Yeah, this feels like What a game would be like in its beta stage and they'd iron out all the bugs like for instance just The temporary health ability I have like it's actually it seems I had like 600 temp health at one point But I was at full health like the entirety of the last mission That is clearly a fuck up. Um, and then there was some graphical bugs. I think it is This remember that time I got caught in the air and I couldn't do anything and I had to get attacked Oh, dude, there's a there's a fucking intel here, by the way Oh, it's like hidden behind some stuff Okay Rags hurry get the intel Full minimum out I don't know Yeah, the the collectibles aren't interesting the outfits look good, but there's not enough of them. No characters No characters. This is what you need a hero. Yeah, I don't want to build a character Present me with an interesting Imagine like our boss the quest giver whatever it was just this crazy eccentric cowboy and he's just like Fucking what what mission how did that go? You guys are rat and just like loads of fucking options and you just interact them and then Even that but like all the people you talk to in this fucking blocks of wood Yeah, remember aliens is super big into characters. Yeah, and there's no characters in this aliens game And the synths fuck me Don't get us started on the synths. Oh, no. Yeah, the synths we evolved past such gameplay I wish to never play gameplay like that where I sit behind cover wait for them to shoot Then I open up shoot them in the head and then I move to the next one. I don't want to play that I played too much of it in my lifetime There needs to be better Class distinction in terms of what like I I I feel like a the medic cuckoo. I don't know Let me do more to build a class. I'll do this very light RPG kind of thing where I have one ability Well, and then another ability and that's it and I can just sort of paint their effects a little bit When we see those options, I look at it and I'm like this isn't gonna be as cool as I want it to be I know that it's gonna be really simple I don't want to yeah, let me make two completely different diverging paths for a medic. Let me be a super offensive Like an offensive support or a defensive support or a healer. Let me give temporary health to all You don't have anything interesting here really. Maybe I mean, maybe let me check and see if maybe down the road But we were saying like pick any famous franchise and you probably pull something out of it and add it to this game just to be more fun Like just just any kind of additional mechanics Uh, because there's just so much they didn't do in this they've got a baseline It's like we're still only like halfway done with the mechanics. Okay guys We've got lots more to go and to be fair, there should be a lot more classes um We're missing a whole bunch How many I think there's there's doc demolisher gunner technician recon phallus I feel that there's enough classes You just need to be able to specialize Well, so having gun this is the problem though gunner is like I am I specialized with machine guns and rifles And it's like oh well at that point then we should probably have one for each Uh type of weaponry right including like a sniper Maybe there should be a sniper one. Yeah, it depends. Do you want to have some classes are built around weapons? Some classes are built around abilities and roles. Yeah So some classes could be like I am my weapon You know I my role is like a light machine gunner or something like that. I'm a smart gunner My class is my weapon and using my weapon whereas a medic Medics are all about it doesn't really matter what weapon they have. Maybe you restrict them to shotguns smg's Yeah, I mean obviously it feels like we're blueprinting a little bit off killing floor, but I think a lot of games do it like that um But I mean I'm on board with that and the the idea of maybe an ammo based uh Support class. I don't see why not Yeah, um I Yeah, there needs to be more interesting meaningful distinctions between the classes because for evidence I tried the um the technician And it was lame because like you get a you get a reloading turret, but like Your your input is much less valuable because they put it all into the turret in a sense like they have to balance it out The turret itself is like one of the basic turrets, but you know You drop it and then it recharges for the next battle But you end up just doing the same sort of combat, but you're just less effective Because you're turret is there So it's like it's just not a class that I wasn't interested at all Yeah, and pretty much whenever there's like combat I just hit e and it does the e thing for my squad mates, which is just passive bonuses So Look at this the phalanx class like you got a shield and it's like I guess they're a I don't know I I don't know about that What's that that you did I assume I think that's like a pushback or something Oh, yeah, like an area of effect shocky thing because this is like riot control sort of thing, which is cool I don't know I feel it because all I'm saying is like this would be a fine amount of classes If we had loads of other stuff in the game, I think Yeah, the amount of classes is good You just need to be able to let me do things Don't have all the phalanxes be the same and all the medics be the same give me the option to Specialize in a different kind like a build you need builds different builds that do different things Which even killing floor has like there there are two paths for every Like every five levels you get two different options for a for a perk and they are meaningfully different There's not that many options, but they the options are meaningfully different Oh, that's the fucking thing from Prometheus that little ball I just threw And then this I don't know I don't know what this let me have a look at my load out. What is this even supposed to do? Pups and support drone Deploy a drone that lands at the target location while active the drone replenishes nearby allies ammo. Oh the the recon guy is ammo guy. Okay Oh recon gives ammo. Oh, I wouldn't have guessed. I wouldn't have guessed that either Um, I've never known to recon giving it normally recon is by themselves doing their own thing or they're scouting out or they're providing Intel Pups is the other thing he has which is short for parameter uplinks Vectograph this small drone reveals nearby enemies your entire team that makes sense for recon Well, it makes sense as a recon thing. Yeah, absolutely. It's just a useless thing Because you never have to worry about where the enemies are because they're always in front of you So that's part not only they highlighted but I guess that doesn't happen in the hard difficulties But I would say it's just like the enemies have fucking giant obvious spawn locations. I don't know the Maybe it's really good. Maybe it really highlights them up Change kit Demolisher gunner technician dock phalanx recon Yeah Yeah, I just Like I'm let me let me scroll through my my dock core perks and They're just You know, they're Yeah modifiers are more interesting Docks, yes, let me see overdose the cool downtime of combat stems is doubled, but its effects are twice as powerful And it lasts 50% longer Picking up a downed ally grants them 50% more health and your bleed out time is increased by 25% Whenever trauma station kills a target they're granted 2.5 seconds of unmodified combat stems Yeah, like some of these are useful, but none of them are like meaningfully exciting I liked a lot of the locations Yeah, the locations were cool. It's just that they were empty And there was nothing interesting in these locations to see Which isn't usually how they do it in games is usually Something about them that makes them special beyond the look usually some kind of event What's interesting. I like the perks grid idea Yeah, and how the certain things have to be connected to be able to buff each other or whatever So there's a there's layers to how you can plant it out, but I just don't think it goes beyond A basic sort of experimentation. I was just like, uh, put that there put that there Um, I owes one dead island moorler and mootle Are you saying your owed one because I don't know. I don't know if we'll play that one. Maybe Maybe Well, anyway, we should probably end there, right? Yeah What a fun game. I can't say I would recommend this to anyone I don't think I would There's too many other games I'd recommend before it Yeah, I think that's the issue like it's not unless it was on super duper sale But um, if this was like a $15 game, I'd probably recommend it because it's but it I can go through But it's double that that's the thing. It's on I got it was on sale. I bought it today It's on sale for $31. It was on sale, which means that it's normally more than I got six hours out of it Which isn't terrible. I don't know that I got more out of this than I would have if not playing with you guys though Like, oh, no, I don't know. Yeah, this is I'm not playing this in my own way I might have gotten through chapter two, but that's it. I would have given up Especially after the fucking synths. I'd have been like, no, I'm not playing this shit. That's not happening Um Well, all right, then it's still it's still any fun moments and you're fun to be had And uh, well, I hope you guys enjoy it. It's an RV. Yeah, there's it But it's for me. Yeah Game for those for those of you who the spooky ween isn't over yet a little spooky ween special Go check it out Oh, wow A little well, I say little it's like an owl long but and you know what? They can check it out even if it's not halloween where they are. They can um, I won't be too upset if you do that But um, you gotta go to settings You gotta go to setting with Yeah, for some reason. Oh, it's in settings. Okay. Yes. That makes Total sense. That makes a lot of sense I was looking for how I quit because you know on and off in a video game like whether I'm in it or not That's a setting And I am chewing it. Oh, I reset me dick game All right. Well, thanks for hanging out everybody and thank thanks for the donations and you'll see us return Probably wednesday for a catch-up Yeah, we will see y'all later Thanks for watching. Good night and happy halloween Toodaloo