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Published on Jan 2, 2012
A girl's gotta dream
Intro: When I was young I was told to follow my dreams No matter how big or obscure they seem So here it goes, gotta lot to prove Can't stop now, nothing to lose
Verse 1: Oh Jason Segel You are the ring to my Smeagal Won't you write a quirky ballad just for me I know you're super busy With Sarah Marshall and Miss Piggy But I swear I'm worth your time Wait and see
Now I know what you're thinking Another crazy girl with heightened feelings But I'm totally sane, tested and disease free
Now with all your worries set aside I'll go ahead and swallow up my pride And shamelessly ask that you listen To my plea
Have drinks with me Oh Mr. Segel can't you see I'm trying real hard to impress I think you're hot but I digress
Perhaps you'd like a scotch or rum I swear when I'm drunk I'm so much fun We can dress up incognito Your fame and fortune only we'll know
I'll have you home before it gets light Just one drink It won't take all night I mean I'm cool enough To write you this awesome song
Verse 2: Oh Jason Segel It's important you know I'm legal So any crazy shit you wanna do Just know I can do it too
And I know my odds Are slim to none But with all that work You need some fun You won't have to spend a penny All expenses paid, drinks on me
Oh and hey Jason Segel Did I mention that I'm single But no big deal, We can still be friends Just have a drink with me before this year ends
Ending: I know with this song I'm brushing the surface But can you blame me, I'm pretty nervous Don't want to cross the line, and get you pissed To be honest with this song it's a hit or miss
So I'll wait a couple days for you to respond Totally no pressure I know I came on a little strong. But my offers on the table So don't keep my heart waiting very long