 I obviously love horses. I always had real horses in my life, but a dream of mine has always been to have a donkey. I've always wanted a donkey. I think I want a miniature donkey, you know, the short little cute ones. I'd love to have a donkey that I could take trail riding. It would just run behind my horse. I've heard that donkeys are more social than horses. I don't know if that's true. I've lived around a couple donkeys. They're very loud. I mean it's like a horse with bigger ears and bigger eyes. What could you ask for? That just makes it automatically even more cute. So that's like two or three years. Pretty much since I started dating my boyfriend, I've said I've wanted a donkey. And I specifically became more intense about this when I saw a picture online of a beer donkey. And a beer donkey is a donkey that you have at your wedding, which you put little saddle packs on and you put beer in and it can cart around the beer at your wedding. And this donkey was wearing like a flower crown and it was adorable. 100% I need that at my wedding. Specifically around Christmas time, I get really intense about it every year. I don't really want anything for Christmas. I just want a donkey. Well this is going to be a lame Christmas because there's no presents shaped like a donkey under the tree. I don't want any presents unless they're shaped like a donkey. A Christmas morning comes around. There's nothing under the tree shaped like a donkey. But my parents did say that two Christmas presents did not come on time. They kind of hinted at a donkey a couple times. It was coming all the way from Israel. The roads were too bad for the present to arrive. Then I was at my parents' house. Turn around, close your eyes. We're going to surprise you with this gift. Okay, turn around. With your eyes closed. With your eyes closed. Okay, open. What is it? Is it shaped like anything? Like five-year-olds. Up on. It's not for riding. Ring cart. Give me the hug. Lift it up. It really shaped like a donkey and I felt so bad for my mom because it would have been the gift under the tree that was shaped like a donkey. But its ears were really screwed up. When I unwrapped it, I had an interesting drive home in the back of my main truck. This is not really how you should... I have a house donkey but his ears were really bothering me. My customizing soul said I must customize even my stuffed donkey. He proceeded to cut very small slits in his ears, put wire reinforcements in his ears, and stitch it back together. Don't worry, the donkey was under sedation during his procedure. His ears actually turned out so cute. He's adorable with perky ears. He genuinely lives in... He needs a name My parents are hilarious and one day I will own a real donkey, but for now this is sufficient. So the moral of this story is always follow your dreams. If you want something really bad, it may happen to you one day. Not always in the way that you expected, but it will happen. I'm hoping that I'll have the real donkey by the time I get married. I'm also hoping I don't have to like use the fake donkey at my wedding. I can say that I got a donkey for Christmas, so that's fun.