A Sarah Palin - Michele Bachmann Rock Opera (A DC Douglas Tweak)





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A Sarah Palin - Michele Bachmann Ticket!

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John Boehner: And look at how this bill was written...
Can you say it was done openly?
With transparency and accountability?
Without back room deals and struck behind closed doors?
Hidden from the people?

JEFFERSON: There is a liberal plague upon our Christian nation
A tax and spend Kenyan born commie importation
An anchor baby union loving homo-dykie chorus
The Prog-Islamo new world order
from that bastard Soros!

CHORIS: Soros. Soros.

HANCOCK: Glenn Becks stashed his gold and guess what he's found
A sinister connection
tween his ass and a hole in the ground.
Stop wasting time appeasing liberal babies
Time to run some bat-shit crazy ladies!

ALL: A Palin/Bachman ticket's what we need
(Ron Paul)
To trounce Hussein Obama and take the lead
(Ron Paul)
Sarah shoots and kills the Russian bear
Michele channels MacCarthy's old red scare
This grizzly set of dolls
packs the punch of ten Ron Pauls.
A Palin/Bachman ticket will succeed

JEFERSON: Come Tea Party bring your spell-checked signs and fight
And save our corporations from their plight
Drugs and oil and guns in bed to lend a fiscal stroke
Rupert's ready to distort
after snorting the Brother's Koch

HANCOCK: Limbaugh's Oxycontin logic drives the train,
his panties sport a hammer and sickle stain.
Must build upon St. Reagan's work in the eighties
Time to run some bat-shit crazy ladies!

ALL: A Palin/Bachman ticket's what we need
To trounce the anti-christ and take the lead
Palin tweets her snark upon the land
And Bachman fertilizes it by hand
These champions of guns
don't draw fire like mormons.
A Palin/Bachman ticket will succeed

JEFFERSON: But where is our Newt?
He's helped us out plenty...

HANCOCK: That philanderer's as boring as Pawlenty.

JEFFERSON: Surely you've forgotten how we
"heart Huckabee"

HANCOCK: He is one of us
white male Christians with type-2 diabetes

JEFFERSON: Pussy RINOs will cry foul and surely picket!

HANCOCK: Not when they see these two bat-shit crazy
ladies on the ticket!

ALL: A Palin/Bachman ticket's what we need
(Dontcha know!)
To trounce the gangster POTUS and take the lead
(Dontcha know!)
Palin is the thinking man's Bachmann
Bachmann is the female
Ann Coulter!
A Palin/Bachman Ticket will succeed
(You betcha!)
To dumb down the electorate
so they'll drink all their tea!
(You betcha!)
A Pailin/Bachman ticket is the way
Sorry if you're poor, brown or gay
A Palin/Bachman ticket,
to guide us through the thicket
To the day
When we say
Sarah Palin
President of the U.S.A!


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