 This is the totally real story of how I lost my leg. I didn't actually read the terms and conditions when I agreed to them. The sucker just fell off because I kicked too much ass. I just got really tired of shaving both my legs, just having one to focus on what a time saver. I wasn't watching where I was going and I stepped on the crack in the sidewalk. Didn't break my back like they said I would but I did lose my leg. I didn't feed my cat on time. I just got really tired of it. I was alone in the woods and I stepped in a squirrel trap and it freaked me out and I didn't know how to get out of alone and so I just nod my leg off to get out of there and survive. Squirrels were coming.