 Every day I'm Scuttlin, blahblahblahblahblah, OH MY GOD, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY . This isn't Scuttle, this isn't even a bird. It's a nightmare. Look at his fuckin' face! He wants to kill EVERYONE. Oh and look, Disney gave him a weapon! That doesn't look like the fork I remember from the cartoon! That looks like something conjured up using black magic in a dark arts class. It's closer to a scythe than a fork. Scuttles now the Grim Reaper, and to Mighty Fists on Our Souls. To make matters worse, she's voiced by Aquafina, but of course, I have a wackadoo idea. Let's give the voice of the scariest thing beyond all belief, the voice of a woman who sounds like 100 banshees being run over simultaneously by semi-trucks. That won't send the kids into fever dream country, and let's be real frank here. The only reason she's in this is because she shares the name of a bottle of water.