 Item number SCP-702 Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures SCP-702 is to be contained in a crate lined with mundane packing materials. The crate is to be kept in a standard security locker with armed guards at all times. If the crate is breached, under no circumstances are any personnel to touch the SCP without wearing a pair of standard insulated gloves and an insulated coat. The slated destruction of SCP-702 is indefinitely postponed due to the unknown effects of SCP-702-1 and possible containment breaches. Description SCP-702 is a simple red vase of unknown design. Human contact with the vase causes an entity, herein referred to as SCP-702-1, to emerge from the vase and initiate contact with the individual coming into contact with SCP-702. The method of detection seems to be thermal in nature, as SCP-702-1 emerges when contact is established through thin, heat-transmitting materials, but does not emerge when contact is established through an insulated material. SCP-702-1 is a sapient gas-based life form that communicates through coordinated vibration of the air around it. A sample has been impossible to gather due to SCP-702-1's tendency to react violently to anyone coming into physical contact with it. Upon emergence, SCP-702-1 greets the subject establishing contact with SCP-702 and attempts to persuade the subject to give it a gift. If the subject refuses, the entity data expunged and takes a single object or part from the remains. Some objects are rejected by SCP-702-1, claiming that it already has one and demands a new gift, returning the offered object. If SCP-702-1 accepts the offered gift, it returns an object of roughly equal value to the subject and disappears. See experiment 702-1 through 702-4 for a transcript of successful transactions with SCP-702. Addendum Transcript Log of Experiment 702-1 Subject D5567 was issued a freshly sharpened Number 2 T-Con deroga pencil. Subject D5567 So, I just touch it? Doctor, that's right D5567. You have the object ready, correct? Subject D5567 Yes, just a damn pencil. Don't really see what I'm gonna do with it though. Doctor, don't worry about that. Just touch the vase. Subject D5567 Alright, alright. A sound of rushing air is heard. Subject D5567 What the hell? SCP-702-1 Greetings, corporeal one. I presume you are here to deal. Subject D5567 I, uh, uh, uh. Doctor, the pencil you idiot. Subject D5567 Uh, yes sir. Here you go. SCP-702-1 Thank you, body-bound. Here is your object. That will be all. An intake of air is heard. Subject D5567 Uh, an eraser? Doctor, very good D5567. Proceed to debriefing. Transcript log of experiment 702-2 Subject D1699 was issued a crystalline sculpture of procured by the psychological ward from a patient. Doctor, D1699. Proceed. A sound of air rushing is heard. Subject D1699 SCP-702-1 Is it time to trade so soon? How delightful. SCP-702-1 Well, you are clearly the one who bothered me. Speak up. Doctor, talk to it. Subject D1699 gibbers incoherently. SCP-702-1 You waste my time, fool. We shall not deal. Data expunged. Doctor, Subject D1699 was killed by SCP-702-1. The sculpture was recovered. Transcript log of experiment 702-3 Subject D-1010 was issued a crystalline sculpture of procured by the psychological ward from a patient. Doctor, go ahead, 1010. We haven't got all day. Subject D-1010. No! What's it gonna do? You gotta tell me first, Doc. Doctor, Subject D-1010. I remind you that deviation from protocol will result in immediate termination by Foundation Security staff. Subject D-1010. I... I... Fine. A sound of rushing air is heard. SCP-702-1 You're kind again. I do so love new pieces from my collection. Subject D-1010. Oh god, collection? I don't wanna die. SCP-702-1 I have only a short time, slow one, and you waste it. Do you desire trade or no? Subject D-1010. Tr... uh... You want this f***ed up statue? Doctor, SCP-702-1 appears to be considering the statue and is emitting a humming sound. Note, harmonics testing later indicated a frequency associated with deep thought. SCP-702-1 How very... interesting. Here is my response. An intake of air is heard. Subject D-1010. Uh, wow, that's heavy. Doctor, proceed to debriefing, 1010. Long period of silence. Recording clicks off and clicks on again. Doctor, SCP-702-1 issued a 2.8 kilogram jar of an unidentified liquid. The jar appears to be made of glass. The liquid is clear, but I am not removing the lid to identify odors. The jar will be sent to the labs for chemical analysis. Transcript log of experiment 7024. Subject D-8133 was issued a vial containing a sample from SCP-158. Subject D-8133. So I touch the vase with this in my hand and give it away if I can? Doctor, that is correct, D-8133. Please listen to briefings in the future. Subject D-8133. Alright, doc, don't get your panties in a knot. Doctor, just proceed with the experiment D-8133. A sound of rushing air is heard. Subject D-8133. The f**k! SCP-702-1. Those of flesh and blood, sinew and bone again. Your kind always has such fascinating trinkets and trade has never been so brisk. Subject D-8133. Here, take this and let me out of here. Doctor, SCP-702-1 is emitting a hum in an experiment 702-3. Note, harmonics testing later indicated a frequency associated with fear. SCP-702-1. Absolutely not. I am tempted, but I cannot possibly afford that. Good day. An intake of air is heard. Subject D-8133. So, uh, can I leave? Doctor, absolutely subject D-8133. Head to the debriefing room. And well done. Addendum. Any further experimentation on SCP-702 is to be appended to Experiment Log 702 in the abbreviated style outlined therein. Experiment Log 702. Experiment 702-1. Name of researcher. Interacting personnel. D-5567. Object traded. Number two, T-Conderoga pencil. Object received. Eraser. Notes. None. Experiment 702-2. Name of researcher. Doctor. Interacting personnel. D-1699. Object traded. Crystalline sculpture. Object received. None. Notes. D-1699 was killed by SCP-702-1, failing to complete the transaction. Experiment 702-3. Name of researcher. Doctor. Interacting personnel. D-1010. Object traded. Crystalline sculpture. Object received. 2.8 kilograms of unidentified liquid. Notes. None. Experiment 702-4. Name of researcher. Doctor. Interacting personnel. D-8133. Object traded. Sample from SCP-158. Object received. None. Notes. SCP-702-1 refused to trade with D-8133 and ceased communications immediately. Experiment 702-5. Name of researcher. Doctor. Interacting personnel. D-9134. Object traded. Glass marble. Object received. One foot torch on fire when received. Notes. SCP-702-1 sustained humming for more than four minutes before completing the transaction. Experiment 702-6. Name of researcher. Professor Chazanow. Interacting personnel. D-12004. Object traded. 1952 printing of Encyclopedia Britannica. Object received. Wooden cuckoo clock. Circa 1930. Notes. None. Experiment 702-7. Name of researcher. Professor Chazanow. Interacting personnel. D-12004. Object traded. Inexpensive plastic cups. Set of four. Object received. Trade refused. Communications ceased. Notes. SCP-702-1 quote already has some of the cups. End quote. Peacefully ceased communications. Experiment 702-8. Name of researcher. Professor Chazanow. Interacting personnel. D-8090. Object traded. Pair of brand running shoes. Object received. Players guide for a video game from the late 1990s. Notes. That was fairly unexpected. Experiment 702-9. Name of researcher. Professor Chazanow. Interacting personnel. D-8090. Object traded. Accurate reproduction of Dr. P. In silhouette. Produced by SCP-67. Object received. Silken necktie. Circa 1975. Notes. None. Experiment 702-10. Name of researcher. Dr. Zara. Interacting personnel. D-8090. Object traded. Contents of a 400 milliliter bottle of Gekai-kan brand sake. Not the bottle itself. As informed to SCP-702-1. Object received. Three pounds of prepared crabs. Loose. Notes. The bottle stayed behind. SCP-702-1 didn't seem to find the request unusual. Or problematic to it. Experiment 702-11. Name of researcher. Dr. Zara. Interacting personnel. D-8090. Object traded. Rabbit fur coat. Object received. Mole of human skin. Apparently belonging to Caucasian adult male. Notes. Dammit. D-8090 was being so cooperative. Experiment 702-12. Name of researcher. Dr. Bridge. Interacting personnel. D-1123. Object traded. Hardbound copy of Mein Kampf. Object received. Teddy bear. Made of fox. Vulpus vulpus. Fur. Notes. None. Experiment 702-13. Name of researcher. Dr. Marvin. Interacting personnel. D-1399. Object traded. A picture of Dr. Bright. Taken prior to his incident with SCP-963. Object received. A box of brand cereal. Box unopened. And was two months shy of the expiration date. Notes. That was the best damn bowl of cereal I've ever had. Experiment 702-14. Name of researcher. Dr. ... Interacting personnel. D-25135. Object traded. An old worn down dog collar. That was donated by Dr. ... Object received. A small cardboard box. Measuring 15 by 20 by 15 centimeters. With holes in it. Contained a six week old live guinea pig. Notes. SCP-7021 took the dog collar. Then told D-25135 to wait a couple minutes. And went back into SCP-702. After about three minutes. SCP-7021 reappeared with the box. Experiment 702-15. Name of researcher. Dr. ... Interacting personnel. D-3415. Object traded. One paperback copy of Twilight. By Stephanie Meyer. Object received. One paperback copy of Dianetics. By L. Ron Hubbard. Notes. None. Experiment 702-16. Name of researcher. Dr. Alexian. Interacting personnel. D-2175. Object traded. The results of the previous experiment by Dr. ... Object received. Teen Titans go. The complete first season. Notes. That makes sense. I think. Experiment 702-17. Name of researcher. Dr. Alexian. Interacting personnel. D-2175. Object traded. A GPS tracker with a video camera attached. The item was disguised as a ... Phone. Object received. A book about stalkers. Notes. No GPS signal received. Experiment 702-18. Name of researcher. Interacting personnel. D-2175. Object traded. Exact replica of SCP-702. Object received. Entire replica of SCP-960. Notes. Upon seeing the replica, SCP-7021 seemed startled and then looked down at SCP-702. Upon seeing SCP-702, SCP-7021 calmed down and was able to make a trade. Experiment 702-19. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-2175. Object traded. One pill of SCP-500. Object received. Testing denied by 05 command. Notes. We can't risk wasting an extremely limited SCP. Denied. 05... Experiment 702-20. Data expunged. Experiment 702-21A. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-2175. Object traded. One length of rope. 13.2 meters long. Object received. One spool of thread. 20 meters long. Notes. When SCP-7021 grabbed the rope, it started being pulled down into the vase. D-2175 was instructed to grab the rope. D-2175 did not comply. D-2175 was later terminated. Experiment 702-21B. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-2176. Object traded. One length of rope. 13.2 meters long. Object received. Trade refused. Communication ceased. Notes. SCP-7021 claimed to already have a rope like this one. God damn it. Should have seen that one coming. Dr. Hancock. Experiment 702-22B. Name of researcher. Dr. Heikila. Interacting personnel. D-35109. Object traded. A drawing of SCP-7021 drawn by Dr. Heikila. Object received. A set of expensive coloring pencils. Brand. Notes. He appreciated my art. Experiment 702-23B. Name of researcher. Mr. Mox. Interacting personnel. D-70223. Object traded. Rare magic the gathering cards. Object received. Rare Pokemon trading card game cards. Experiment 702-24. Name of researcher. Mr. Mox. Interacting personnel. D-70223. Object traded. A USA $20 bill. Object received. 10 British pounds. Notes. I think he stiffed me. Experiment 702-25. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-48892. Object traded. One adult male Dormouse. Object received. One glass aquarium. 0.5 meters by 0.25 meters. Approximately 0.25 meters tall. Cover is easily removable wire. Rodent bedding covers the bottom. Notes. Not sure why he would give a cage for a mouse I just gave him. Experiment 702-26. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-48892. Object traded. 5 kilograms of rodent food. Object received. One adult female brown rat. Notes. Got a use for that cage now. Experiment 702-27. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-48892. Object traded. One model car of the brand. Object received. One model truck of a different brand than the original. Notes. None. Experiment 702-28. Name of researcher. Dr. Hancock. Interacting personnel. D-52682. Object traded. One brand fishing pole with 200 feet of fishing line. One hook with live worm bait on the end. Object received. Three striped bass. Morone saxotillus. Weighing exactly 9.07185 kilograms. 20 pounds. Each. Notes. The fish were fried by Dr. Hancock. And shared with the team assigned to SCP-702. According to Dr. Hancock. They were delicious. Experiment 702-29. Name of researcher. Dr. Henlinton. Interacting personnel. D-3419. Object traded. A piece of paper with the words, penguins are cool. Bring me one now. Written on it by Dr. Henlinton. Object received. One baby harbor seal. Foka Videlina. Weighing at 22 pounds. Along with a note saying. No penguins for you. Since you didn't ask politely. Notes. The seal contained no anomalous properties. And is now kept in Dr. Henlinton's office. Experiment 702-30. Name of researcher. Dr. Interacting personnel. D-5438. Object traded. One Swedish made penis in larger pump. Object received. One book written by Austin Powers. Titled. Swedish made penis in larger pumps in me. Parentheses. This sort of thing is my bag, baby. Notes. Didn't know this book existed. Experiment 702-31. Name of researcher. Dr. Quater. Interacting personnel. D-2192. Object traded. Tissue sample of SCP-682. Object received. One two-patty cheeseburger as commonly sold by the franchise. Notes. That was delicious. Experiment 702-32. Name of researcher. Dr. Quater. Interacting personnel. D-2315. Object traded. SCP-682 contained in a large tank. Object received. One rose-ringed parakeet. Notes. SCP-7021 considered the containment tank for roughly 13 minutes before acceptance. SCP-682 returned to chamber 16 hours after the trade. SCP-7021 is reluctant to provide details. Parakeet currently being kept at Dr. Quater's office. Experiment 702-33. Name of researcher. Dr. Quater. Interacting personnel. D-5743. Object traded. One infant female ankle of Saurus Magni Ventress. Birthed by SCP-646. Yet to be listed. Weighing at 48 pounds. With a note reading. If you have one, may I have a baby triceratops? Please? Written down. Object received. One infant male triceratops process. Weighing at 32 pounds. With a note reading. Consider yourself lucky. Notes. Hatchling keratopsid is currently under care and study at Dr. Quater's office. Displays healthy growth. Experiment 702-34. Name of researcher. Dr. Sanders. Interacting personnel. D-42422. Object traded. One miniature model of SCP-914. Put through the real SCP-914 on course setting. Model shows no anomalous properties. Object received. Three pure 10 pound gold bars. And a note. Reading. A working mini SCP-914? This is the best. Sorry I only had three bars. Notes. 702 said that damn model worked. Do you have any idea how valuable that could have been? Next time, when you put a model of an SCP-914, check if the damn model works. Dr. Sanders. Experiment 702-35. Name of researcher. Interacting personnel. D-4900. Object traded. One copy of the New Testament. Object received. One copy of the manga. Chapter 456. Notes. D-4900. After receiving the copy of. Would remark, I love. You read. SCP-7021 would quickly retreat into SCP-702. Without replying to D-4900. Experiment 702-36. Name of researcher. Dr. Ganam. Interacting personnel. D-9223. Object traded. A half used bottle of roll on deodorant. Object received. A small bag of dried coconut flakes. Notes. A bag of coconut was labeled with a food store. This particular store stocks and sells dried fruits and nuts. Upon further research, both the deodorant brand and the food store brand are both owned by one larger company. Experiment 702-37. Name of researcher. Researcher white. Interacting personnel. D-3804. Object traded. Unpublished book written by researcher white. 75 pages. About various SCPs. Including SCP-702. Object received. One copy of Roger's thesaurus of synonyms and antonyms. Published 1972. And a note reading. Decent story. Horrible word choice. Use more synonyms next time solid one. Experiment 702-38. Name of researcher. Researcher Duvall. Interacting personnel. D-4747. Object traded. A box of brand nails. With unique identifying marks drawn in permanent marker. Object received. A box of brand screws. Notes. I'm going to have D-4747 continually trade whatever it receives in rapid succession. Experiment 702-39. Name of researcher. Researcher Duvall. Interacting personnel. D-4747. Object traded. Results from the previous experiment. Object received. A box of brand bolts. Notes. This experiment was conducted 10 seconds after experiment 702-38. SCP-7021. Remarked at how it had quote. Just gave away something that looked exactly like what you've just offered me. End quote. Experiment 702-40. Name of researcher. Researcher Duvall. Interacting personnel. D-4747. Object traded. Results from the previous experiment. Object received. A box of brand nails. Identical to what was traded in experiment 702-40. Identical to what was traded in experiment 702-38. Notes. SCP-7021 expressed annoyance at D-4747. Telling it to quote. Take your precious metal and leave me alone. End quote. Experiment 702-41. Name of researcher. Researcher Duvall. Interacting personnel. D-4747. Object traded. Results from the previous experiment. Object received. Trade refused by SCP-7021. D-4747 was data expunged. Notes. All 702-1 said was quote. Serves you right thinking you can waste my time. End quote. Experiment 702-42. Name of researcher. Doctor Gelman. Interacting personnel. SCP-3042-1. Object traded. SCP-3042. Object received. None. Trade refused. Notes. Upon seeing SCP-3042, SCP-7021 gave a terse no and seemed agitated. Seized communication immediately. Lesson complete. If you missed the previous orientation, go watch SCP-701. The Hanged King's Tragedy. Right now. Or for the complete course, watch this playlist.