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We're gonna tell you if he's funny right now. We're not gonna laugh. We will, if it's not funny, I'm not laughing. Make me laugh. My name is Vir Das, I am from Bali, in India. Has anybody ever been to India? Not yet. But, if you haven't been, you must go, because your jobs have. Ha ha ha! Well put. Before I start telling jokes, I should clarify something, guys. I have an Indian accent. Uh, this is how I talk. I'm not doing a bit. There's no Appu from the Simpsons joke coming up. But give me a little bit of time, my accent will grow on you, right? Or just give me like four or five generations will be fine. But it's okay to not understand each other. There are things about me that you may not understand, like my accent. There are things about you, America, that I don't understand. Like your women. I don't understand American women. I don't understand how you can resist this. Have you tried Indian yet, ladies? Have you tried Indian? Or you must? Once you go brown, the other colors let you down. There are two Mexicans in the back like, right? Is she damn it! I don't mean to insult Mexicans, I'm just a comedian, I'm not your president. Too much you have to work this out guys everybody's like man. We didn't choose this guy now. We got to live with him We didn't vote for this guy now. We got to live with him to you Americans. That's a president to most Indians That's a marriage He's your range Little sense your parents pick this guy out for you But it's a good time to be Indian in the world not the best time to be brown But if you're gonna be brown Indian is the best Think about where all the other brown people on the planet come from Indians. We are the top of that food chain Indians we are the white people of brown people That's a great shirt That's fantastic And there's religious phobia because I believe that the world is changing and religion can't keep up I feel like we need to update every major religion in the world. Just take every religion and give it to the company Every six months Apple can update and relaunch the religion That's what we need we need Islam 6s We need Jesus Pro You would slow terrorism down. Can you imagine how much you would slow terrorism down if every time some nut job wanted to Committed jihad You first have to sign a new online agreement with us So first you have to get a jihad ID Then you have to sync all your bombs in your device Except that one bomb didn't work with the old version of it That's very smart Go up to heaven and get 72 virgins, but your iCloud only holds six virgins Indoor users going what the hell is he talking about? But this is my dream ladies and gentlemen to be in America not for comedy just breakfast This is America's greatest achievement that nobody talks about you have done things with breakfast cereal Bring tears to the eyes of immigrant children I grew up in a universe of cornflakes cornflakes has three active ingredients corn flakes sadness And then you come to America and cereal has like leprechauns Chocolate Dracula's Rapist-looking tiger Because what was the concept to see it was get milk into kids make milk interesting for kids What God did with breasts America did with breakfast Great You don't appreciate your American luxury I went to your supermarket the other day you have an aisle to see 60 feet by 10 feet that's 600 square in Bombay. That's a school ladies Oh Very smart. Yeah, obviously a lot of it was related to America's obviously that made it yeah more relatable to us Yeah, but he was hilarious, you know what? I love to he can be insulting and self deprecating but he can he can be just flat out insulting Yeah, and get away with it Yeah, and we need more of that because people are taking stuff weights You can't make fun of people anymore If you make fun of somebody they get all upset and I'm not talking about legit where people have a gripe I'm just talking He's just making fun. That was fantastic. Yeah, just good. That's why we called our channel our stupid reactions Yeah, because if you say this channel is stupid, we already told you that with the name of our channel you idiot Duh, it's I'm hilarious