 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant Yep, shawlam ain't a guy Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots um Almost back almost back first first first live podcast first new podcast of 2021 um How are you Andrew Schultz? Man? I'm doing great I'm doing good. I'm well relaxed. How are you bro? How is the ayahuasca? I didn't do it man. Oh, you scared bro. You know why you know why because uh, no no the plate the place. I'm gonna do it. Um, I Got like this. Oh, I don't want to give it away right now But it's like a whole facility, but it's not it's definitely not in America. I wasn't in America I was in Mexico. I went to Cabo Cabo ain't the vibe for that to me. What do you mean? Well, yeah, it's not the vibe at all. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well where I was that in Cabo beautiful beautiful beautiful Community I was standing in what you said one and only What's that? Was that the hotel you're at? Oh? No, I wasn't at a hotel I was in a private community that people own You can only own a property there But being being that I being that you know one of my partners owns a property there. Yeah Miss Debbie Brown. They uh, they allowed us to they allowed us to rent out a property that the owners weren't in for that But for the amount of time that we were there, yeah, I was I was there for like I was there for like eight days I mean we I did a lot of a lot of spiritual work I did like a lot of mindfulness practices like, you know yoga every morning Drugs, bro. We want about the drugs. We don't care about stress. I didn't do nothing but edibles, man I'm not gonna lie. I pumped out. I pumped I even pumped out on the house You built out on the shroom, bro I did like you was about to do ayahuasca meet the elders was gonna be some black panthers shit But nothing I even pop you I punked out on the shrooms Nah, I punked out. I punked out. I wasn't ready. I don't do that. Huh? I don't do that shit. Keep going up Listen plant plant-based plant-based medicine is a thing. You know, I mean, I don't mind anything. That's from the earth No, it's not like it's gonna kill you. I just don't know if I'm ready to see what it's gonna show me Yeah, that's good That's the reality We're not ready to go to the dark side. You know where you see where this personality came from. Well, you know, um one a healer a Healer that was there told me. Yeah, they told me Ergon thing to call yourself a healer. I really healer. I Mean if they put in the time and the work to get to this place, but they told me that I'm already in the psychic realm a lot You know what I'm saying? And so I was just like, I don't know it kind of like just maybe I just got my Put it like this like I told them my psychic abilities told me not right now I think I think that's your paranoia abilities your anxiety abilities. That's what they told me They said that to me too which actually by the way felt a lot like peer pressure It felt a lot like you know go ahead and just do a line I get it and I will tell you I don't I think you might have spoken about this before maybe even years ago, but like I'm a pretty Risk-taking individual, right? I don't mind risks. I do things that outside of I have a huge fear of heights But outside of that like I'm willing to do something dangerous because I find that that danger kind of fun But for the first time in my life, I was feeling so filled with gratitude for all the things that I've been able to have you know, not only career-wise, but love-wise, you know family and I and I had all these amazing things and I started going What why are you? Why are you risking it? What why why are you risking going surfing? What why are you risking why you are you have some fun surfing? Do you really need to stay out a little bit longer something bad could happen like I felt as if I was I Wasn't being grateful enough to God as if God was like you really want to do that risky shit after all the shit I gave you I gave you all this beautiful shit You really want to stand on the side of that mountain and look off for that cliff you gonna do that to me does that make sense that makes total sense because and You you said this to me before it's like it's not just about you anymore, bro You got a fiance. Yeah, you got you got employees. You know what I'm saying I'm sure you taking care your parents, you know what I mean like you can't just put yourself in a position Where there's no Andrew shows when there's no Andrew shows that changes the whole ecosystem for a lot of people Well, let me tell you something in Hawaii There was almost no Andrew Schultz Really? Yeah, almost died There's no such thing. Why do people say stuff like that almost died? So I almost died, bro Almost died I drowned No, you didn't yes, I did All right explain I told on flagrant, so I'll be quick while I was surfing it was a beautiful day I'd surf two days I went out the third day and I was in Lanai Hawaii right small island 3,000 people It's owned by Larry Ellison right now saying this beautiful resort They have a surf spot in front of the resort, but they tell you you can't surf there They even tell you a lie they go. Oh, it's a marine Something zone, you know protected marine zone you can't surf there. I Saw people surfing I go out surf the third day. I take off on a wave The takeoff for the wave is right in front of some reef and rock, right? I fall in the takeoff and because it's so shallow I spread out Because I want to fall as shallow as I possibly can so instead of our fish exactly. I go straight starfish I Go into the water. I try to swim up to the surface and all of a sudden my leash is tugging me I think it's just because the wave is pulling my board away And then I realized oh shit the leash is wrapped around the reef The leash is connected to me wrapped around the reef now. Here's the thing When I was going to the surface I felt my hands breach the surface and I the second I feel my hands breach the surface naturally I just blow out my air so I could take my first breath of air. I Blew out my air and then I stopped. I'm still under the water. I'm scraping. I'm kicking I'm doing everything I possibly can't I can't get up. I panic son crazy panic Take a breath of water. I Thought that means you die When you take you can take a breathful of water. I took a breath Wow, that shit was Yeah, it was like a bong rip. Okay. Okay All the sudden I got this extreme focus. There was one task at hand and all my fear and anxiety turned into Focus and I was like you just got to get that leash off if you get that leash off You'll be able to swim up to the surface And it was so weird in that moment of survival like everything honed in it became pinpoint my focus and I reached down I grabbed the leash in the second I grabbed the leash popped the leash off of the coral and the board popped up And I went to the surface Wow, I couldn't believe it, bro. I couldn't believe it. We should start calling you a little half-dead Little little half-dead, that's your new name That's what happened I hit death of the hezzy, bro Now, you know damn that would have been fucked up I'm sitting there thinking if Andrew Schultz passed away. Thank God you didn't I mean, yeah It shows saves America fire enough that you die a legend Save himself The jokes would have been that would have been the joke Now everybody you're kept retweeting over and over wow show saved America, but he couldn't save himself I thought about that under the water. I was like, nah, I got to make it out of this. Not right now. You got to make another one You got you got to you got too much work to do a lot of work to do I can't die You got a lot of work to do that is that is a true feeling though, man And that's actually a you know, let's get into a positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot I think that's a positively brilliant place to be I think that when you get to that place of gratitude Well, you're just thankful and grateful for life. Like I was on the toilet taking a shit on Sunday, right? This is after being at the bar all day by the pool like just drinking mad tequila, right? Okay, and you ain't we're in Mexico, so we're drinking the finest of tequila's by the way Why would you ever want to build a build a wall around Mexico? That's an amazing that's an amazing place to go I mean for the tequila alone. All right, but you know, we're drinking we're drinking. I was actually drinking Casa drug on this on Yeho Casa drug on this Casa drug on this on Yeho. I like the in yeah Yeah, I was drinking that and I was on the toilet man I just literally was taking a shit and at first I thought it was like my stomach because all the Mexican food in the tequila But then I realized I was just so filled with joy Gratitude and gratefulness and it was literally all because of my family and friends not even Anything professionally just sitting there thinking how I'm surrounded by such a great circle. Yeah, I started crying man Yeah, wipe my ass got up and just hugged on my wife Now that I think about I'm like, am I need to wash my hands before I hugged her Love though. Yeah, that's love man. That's love. Well, I'm excited for you man What else did you do in Hawaii anything else good? Yeah, it was just amazing to get away like I probably saw during the whole vacation I probably saw like 15 people maybe maybe total, you know, like I was all you need. Yeah, it was great I just wanted we've been working so fucking hard and I just want to kind of like get away from everything So it was great, but it was so I mean I was just super grateful man It was just great like the reaction that we got from the special and like most importantly like the people sharing it Like it's one thing to watch something and enjoy it. It's another thing to like take your phone out Videotape yourself watching it and then right you have to watch this Everybody must watch this and just to see so many people do that like so many people feel like they were rooting for me. It was Yeah, I know it was touching man, you know, you know, it was touching sometimes it's hard to explain those emotions But because we because we live in this era where everybody is so quick to tell you How fucked up they think you are it's so quick to tell you how much they don't like you the slander comes easily Comes more easily than the love, you know what I'm saying? So when you see the love you like wow You know, yeah, that's all if I'm not gonna like it felt like virtual reality being out of the country though Yeah, you know I'm saying cuz we've been in the house I mean only reason I'm in the house now is because I'm being a responsible American and pull up to the studio, bro We're immune out here dog. No come next week. You can catch it twice You can't not me can't catch it twice not me As I always tell people I couldn't catch death Listen, there's no buy buy to those two motherfuckers. Let me take that back. Sorry God I apologize God. Hey, God, you better apologize to death death. You see that metal thing standing behind you All right, listen the grim reaper and COVID are two invisible entities that's always ready to show you Okay bet COVID and death is like okay bet. Oh, okay. You can't catch me twice. Okay bet, bro I was under water man. I was like man you fucking Didn't spend any time with your fiance for three months while you're doing this special in a second You go on vacation you out there surfing without her Jesus Christ. I was like, is this the way? Yeah, I always feel like he broke y'all always feel bad for fiance's who? Significant others Yes, you should so you did their little half with those I mean They don't even get they don't even get to be whole widows, bro They significant they significant other dies and they can't even be like y'all my whole widow out here, bro It's like no most you was gonna be Reapers snatched that ring off your finger All right guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because you know, listen, we're in year 2021 2020 was very hard and 2021 we gonna make our dicks just as hard and we're gonna use blue chew to make that happen That's right blue chew. 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No, oh word on the streets is reason Kim and Kanye again divorceers be as Kanye was hooking up with Jeffree star Who's like this son y'all haven't been on Twitter? Andrew Andrew Jeffrey star shots of Jeffrey star bad bitch bitch Harvey Schultz TM flagrant What the fuck are you getting this from son the news Twitter? That's where I get my shit Twitter and academics. I Haven't seen that no way. Yeah, Kanye was out there smoking poles, bro You didn't know he was out there smoking poles allegedly Jesus Christ. Oh, nothing's wrong with that, bro He got the cutest dude. You starting off 2021 as a gossip girl. Oh Jesus Christ, don't don't lose that goddamn Netflix money cuz you getting caught up in a defamation suit I already spent that shit on vacation, bro That's just gone your boy was balling on vacation. No boo. Don't mind if I do I'm not gonna lie to you, man. I get I get I get sad when I see divorce stories Yeah, I do. I'm not gonna lie. I get mad. I get sad when I see divorce You know, I love you you You're so attached from like negative emotions that like you make declarative statements about yourself as if they're different from other people Like you'd be like I'm sad when a girl's boyfriend dies. I guess sad If by the way, if we're using just social media as a gauge Fuckers ain't sad Kanye and Kim divorce every joicin Go look at the comments. Who do you think's happy? Do you think that like all the trans Dudes is out there cuz they get to take a shot at the yay Yay, I think I think I think I think people are happy simply because Social media is really the land of demiserable. Yo, it is so when well, yes So when you got two people when you got two people who have been winning for so long have made so much money Have no problem showing you how much money they make They live they motherfucking best lives regardless of it's a pandemic a world war three they don't give a shit They stuntin. Yes, people are happy when they think that it's some misery that has entered their lives. Yeah Yes, it sucks if that's what social media has become man because it could be this tool like I got a shot at You want to know positively brilliant? I got a shout-out Barstools Dave Portnoy the guy who owns Barstool, right? Okay He started this fund for businesses small businesses struggling during the lockdown during the pandemic Okay, okay He's raised I think up to like 20 million dollars or something like that And he literally just calls these mom-and-pop businesses a dry cleaners a pizza store something like that, right? And just calls him up. Yeah, we're gonna help you get through it and you see These Adults start to break down because they know that the thing they've worked their entire lives for this business is gonna have a lease A lifeline to get through the pandemic expected as gay aspect It is so fucking cool, man It was so cool to see and the power of giving you can really see on his face like in the videos that he's like really touched By the emotions, you know of these genuine emotions and I'm like, yo that is also a social media could be Social media can also be these really dope stories where people are giving back and giving people second chances for their business or whatever else and I don't know if we would appreciate it if that's all it would be But it's just cool to know there is another side to the completely negative angry lonely You know pessimistic side of social media There's just trying to tear people down because you want them to be on your level, which is very low And what you just said is absolutely true But guess what it's motherfuckers out there that are fine a way to twist that and they'll be like Why the fuck you got to put that online? Why he got to record that? Why can't he just do it? Why can't he just show love? Why can't he just do it? Why he got to record them? That shit is wack. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, come on, bro. Stop like I'm telling you They can find a way to twist anything. That's what I saw with the fucking idiots who got mad at Cardi B because What Cardi? Well, Cardi was listening to WAP. I don't know. This is a old video a new video But she was listening to WAP and and coach it comes running in the room and she did what any parent would do She turned that shit the fuck off. Oh He turned it off. Why no if anybody knows how wet she gets Oh my god, it's probably the baby that slid out but she turned it off because She turned it off because people got upset because they were saying and by the way I can understand what people think the hypocrisy lies. They said that she can make this kind of music For other kids to consume what doesn't want her own kid to consume it, right? But the reality of the situation is this there's a reason these songs have parental advisory stick Boom. He's not making this music for three year olds. Exactly. I mean, it's a no kids bop It's no wet ass pamphlet. All right. I'm talking pussy Pamper is lit. Oh, that's the kids Bob version. You need to do wet ass pamper It's mad ways you can flip the the WAP for kids bop In this house, it's some chores in this house It's all type of ways you can do it. It's some trash to take take out Toilets clean them out toilet clear different ways you can flip the motherfucker, you know what I mean? But here's the thing and Cardi said it cause like I'm not making music for kids I'm making it for adults. The problem with music. There's no age limit Like even though it's got a parental advisory sticker that you can walk in a record store and buy anything you fucking want Yeah I'm saying and then when you got the radio playing the clean version of WAP and I'm I'm a kid in the car And I'm like, what is this mommy and now mommy got to sit there and have an uncomfortable conversation The daddy got to sit there and have an uncomfortable conversation And this kid is old enough to go online and look up the song himself and be pleasantly surprised when he pulls up the video What I'm saying so you can't be mad at Cardi because she don't want her three-year-old daughter to listen to WAP Shit, I don't want my 12-year-old daughter to read none of my book shit She give her a few years My wife told her dad not to read none of my books. Really. Hey, man Why they're talking about my wife's wife? Sometimes Oh And one one one one one story in particular when I had a pan I literally had a panic attack in the midst of Sex so in shook one anxiety playing tricks on me. I literally had a panic attack in the midst of sex, which is Super awkward now. How did you how did you get out of that situation? Did you finish the job? Oh, I mean luckily I've been with my wife long enough that she understands when I get panic attacks So she just tries to talk me off a ledge. Have I ever seen you get a panic attack? This would be so funny straight to the ground. I go live panic attack. I Don't know. I used to by the way, I used to get him a lot when we used to do like the red car business shit Yeah, I was wondering. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely But I did the best part about that is we were all together. So yeah, you could you know what I'm saying Yeah, so anyway when you're all together with a bunch of comedians and you're not the comedian Yeah, I don't gotta perform Yeah, it's very good at the red carpet because I'm I'm focusing But I gotta do something to keep my mind off of the moment So when the microphones come in my face, it's something that makes me feel familiar and I'm comfortable You know what I mean? So in those brief moments when we walk in the red carpet and we're talking cool and then other than that It's like we're sitting in our seats and you know, it was a moment. It was a period of my life I'm just waiting. All right. Who about to approach me? Who am I gonna have to tell get the fuck out my face up my dick? You know what I mean? That was crazy. They wouldn't even let wax sit with us. I was your security guard For like the first two years that we were going to those MTV things. That's true And then everybody started like they started liking wax. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, and then you protect you Yeah, yeah, you were protectable once they thought he was a nice guy. I guess it's fine No, that is very true. No, that is true. That is true. Listen positively brilliant Not the Democrats not the Democrats winning the Senate run off. Yeah, the organize Yeah, the political the political black culture that Georgia has created And it's thriving right now in Georgia. It's very impressive to see, you know, I'm saying and it's a combination of You know, organizations like Stacey Abrams Fair Fight and the New Georgia Project is it's grassroots organizations like What Tasha Brown does with black votes matter? You know, you have people like Tamika Mallory and until freedom on the ground. It's the rappers I love to see all the articles that CNN wrote and Rolling Stone about how these rappers in Atlanta have mobilized people So much that they've become political king makers, you know what I mean? And in particular killer Mike, of course ti, you know, GZ Jermaine Dupri It's just good to see that community come together Mobilize and man first they flip the state blue that hasn't been a blue state I don't know if ever if it has been it's been years years years years years And you know now they just you know got the first black senator ever in the South and Reverend Raphael Ward knock and John Ossoff one. I just think that what they did in Georgia is big and I think it should be Replicated throughout America and not and not even just but for Democrats, whatever your party is. That's the kind of mobilization you need That's the kind of organization and unity and group operation you need, you know what I'm saying? You get behind I'm not I'm not arguing with anybody anymore about Politics yeah Rep what you want to rep Believe in what you want to believe in but when it comes time to put those people in those positions of power Take care of his plot plan organizing strategize like my man killer Mike says Yeah, I can't wait to not care about politics. I Think we're well past that Andrew make it too much money now Yeah, that's true. Make it too much money now You gotta care you gotta care about state taxes Is really that's how I was fired everybody yesterday I call my business manager. I'll say this is the first thing I said. They're like, hey, happy new year I say what do you do for me? What do you do for me? I was like, don't ever email me again. He was this is this is how they try to play you This is good news. This means you're making money. I was like, well hide it Let's do something Illegal Brilliant idiots listeners. I know that you've been riding with Andrew Schultz and Leonardo McKelvie for a long time This is the part where I really need y'all to act like y'all in a safari All right Just riding the Jeep and listen for those of us who don't understand where coming from Yeah, I can already see I can already see some of the comments y'all complaining about having to pay more taxes That's so easy to say. Yes, you got to pay high six figures in taxes. Hey, okay Now here's the thing I was thinking about this. I was like, you know, how do I make this? Relatable because if anybody if I heard anybody having this conversation I would say suck my dick you spoiled motherfuckers. Why are you complaining? That's what I would say hundred percent So if anybody's thinking that I get it, so I was like, how do I make this conversation relatable? Okay? I have an idea so you go where new money, bro We just started making fucking money We've all been we've been doing well for a long time, you know what I'm saying, but like yo Do you know how it feels for a motherfucker just to come and literally like just take Large six figures out your bank account and you don't even know where the fuck is going Well, get the fuck out of here, man It's this is what there's two things that bother me about it I think everybody should be bothered by this type of thing. I think it should be illegal to pay Well, number one thing that bothers me is I'm a thing that I'm a person like when I like fairness, you know I mean, but I'm talking about fairness on like a universal scale, right when the balance is un-tipped When the balance is tipped. I don't like it. It bothers me. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. So like for example if I'm waiting online and the motherfucker gets to skip the line I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa We we're all waiting online or somebody skips or we all skip, but we're not doing this You get to skip it and we all don't have to right? Yeah. Yeah, unless it's a lesson something wrong or unless I get Of the guy's rushing for a flight or something Now even if you're rushing for a flight, it's like you should have got here early like me. I didn't sleep You know, I woke up early. I'm tired. You're not tired because you don't have to wake up early. Get your shit together, right? so This the shit that bothers me. I know these real rich motherfuckers ain't paying taxes, bro Not paying taxes and I know they set up a system so they cannot pay taxes and I want it I Clearly we're not in that elite level yet We're not we know for a fact when Donald Trump tax returns came out I hit my financial guy and I said I How do I do it? How do I do it a fucking Trump, bro? How do I do it? Do I got to dive my hair red should I gain some weight? I need to get an orange to you Are we moving to Florida? I'm with you. Yes. I'm with you. Do we got to put some of these s-cores and LLCs in Florida? Yes, we already do we're on zoom. I moved to Ireland. I don't I'm sorry, bro. I'm looking at shit. I'm like, oh Apple isn't even like Apple's business hub ain't even in America It's in Ireland so that they could take advantage of a tax break. I'm looking at all these different companies How they're getting rid of away with not paying taxes. I'm looking at all these motherfuckers I'm like, oh, there's a system around the system and I don't have access to that shit And you know what that system is built the reason why we're paying taxes is So that those motherfuckers don't have to that's why we're paying taxes The government is like I we need you because you guys are these big businesses So y'all gotta pay taxes But what we will do is we're gonna jack it up on these suckers right here And we're gonna punish these suckers right here because they don't know how to get to this other system They built and the fact that that imbalance exists drives me fucking crazy Rowan Jay Z says on what's free my account is still good. I'm practically living tax free I was like I want his fucking account you know what I mean when I'm places like when I'm places like in Kabul and I'm looking around at this community and I'm looking at all of these non-descript people and I'm not saying that you got to be you know famous in order to have money But some of these people just look non-descript like you know what I mean? They just look like mr. Potato heads that needs some accessories and I'm like that's Fika That's Fika, bro. That's Fika. That's Fika right there That motherfucker is is that's where my tax dollars are going to that human Cuz it's gonna be going somewhere because they ain't going to the communities that need it yo That's another thing. It's like and now we sound like some real conservatives But like if you gave us the money to put in the places we want, right? You gave us the money to put in the places we want we would do the right thing and the right thing is keep it By the way, I love philanthropists. I think philanthropy is a real thing I understand why people put philanthropy in their bio I understand why people go up on TV and they put philanthropy in their lower third That's a real thing like I enjoy being a philanthropist I am the guy who gave a quarter million dollars to South Carolina State University You know that to open up a scholarship for my for my for my in my mother's name, right? Now I knew what I was having to pay in taxes the next year. I probably wouldn't did that. I mean maybe not the whole 250 But But that's just what happens when you are still figuring out how this shit works But that's what but by the way show this is why you got to have the best people around you, bro You gotta invest in a good financial say it my dude my dude humble is a beast He's that humble is actually one of the top 10 business managers financial guys in Hollywood According according to the Hollywood reporter the last couple of years like he's a beast We'd be doing really nitty it's in your phone. Just stop working. You big. Oh shit. I forgot to pay that Can you please you are too rich to have your phone bill be on? Nothing ruins your sense of validation like when that phone not ring Imagine the arrogance in the ego or you to think nobody's calling you because your phone That's true though because like you ever get you ever get off a flight and you ain't got no text or like any DMs or nothing You like let me turn this area and all I'm still in a bad area It says I got service I Got enough service to get enough DMs and I got coming in My wife did that shit to me the other day. I don't know if she was trying to humble me or what I was minding my business on the fucking plane. She said nobody's Usually when you land when you land and your taxi and you that's when you pull your phone out And you take it off the airplane mold and you know We were sitting there for a while because it was a plane still sitting there and I was responding to text Right, but no matter if I was in the car and went home and she was like You're not on the phone. Like nobody's calling you. I'm like, I don't feel like talking. 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So I'm doing my chant What is I do my I can't I can't I can't say it is my personal mantra. I just called it a chant No, it's my personal mantra. What can you just tell us our mantra? Tell us your mom No, I can't tell you the mantra is for me. It's my own personal mantra I can't tell you but I will say I got to repeat the mantra like 108 times Because I got to count every beat and then after that I go into complete silence and I promise you man That shit right there feels good, huh? Bro, that shit is hitting the reset when you down 21 oh and Madden, bro When you down 21 oh and Madden and you got to hit that motherfucking reset button That's what meditation is bro. That shit is actually good for you now what scared me this year going into 2021 is um It was a couple of times I was asked what are my manifestations for 2021 Oh Yeah, we were on the boat meditating and I was asked that and then you were in our circle You know praying and meditating and I was asked that All I saw was a blank canvas And so white your whiteness. That's it Why it was just a blank canvas like I didn't see I was like wow cuz you know you I'm the vision board guy You know I'm saying I got all of these different goals and Aspirations and things I want to accomplish. I don't have none of that this year only thing I want to do is just I Want to just serve? Right. I want to serve. I want to serve other people and just execute was Execute was on what's already you know on the field. Yeah, I think I know what yours are But I think you've been I think the transition you've made in your life Recently and you're going through all these different things that I tease you about You know Hugging trees and you know dealing with different rocks and that kind of stuff but also like therapy meditation is like You're making the transition that very few people get the opportunity to make which is going from surviving to living And in life And first we're all surviving maybe when we're kids We don't even know it you kind of like live with your parents They're supporting you but like you're still trying to survive in your own kidlike way You're like trying to survive school and not being bullied and all these kind of things and it's like You work as an adult you go through school you work And then you get a job and hopefully that job pays you enough money where you can Survive and a lot of people they need to with most people on the planet They need to work every single day or five days a week and then they need to work that next week They can't stop working and their life is Based around working because if they stop working then they die right or they potentially die right? Some people get to a financial state where They can stop working if they want and they can survive doesn't mean they're gonna be rich for the rest of their life But they can't survive and they can take care of their family and at that one thing is a luxury yes And at that point you start Experiencing living and that's the point where you're like yo I gotta figure out how to live because every day before this if I didn't bust my ass and work I would be dead and my family would be dead so I was surviving but now that I know my family's good and I know I'm good I might as well figure out how to get the most out of this life thing that I got in front of me and That's always been a greater goal of mine is to have that like very unique opportunity to to live to not survive To truly live to have enough Financial capital where I could take care of my family and everybody needs to be taken care of and then have the opportunity where to really figure out What life is like when you remove? The tiger that's chasing you you know what you survive or whatever those things So I think that's what your journey that you've been on recently has been. It's like how do I be okay? Just be in me Yeah, I mean I agree with half of that. I definitely agree with the living in the thriving part And it's not that I disagree about the financial part because people who tell you things like they had more money when they was Poor and all that that's that's a lot. That's that's that's that's nobody nobody ever says they had more money when they were poor No, they do they that's that's something they try to say to sound like fake deep Oh when they want people to have sympathy for them You know me like I had more money when I broke I had more money when I was poor like yeah, okay You know you didn't understand that You actually didn't you literally by the way and by the way and by the way if you did you were a you were a kid Ask your parents if they had fun When you ask you ask your parents if they had fun there using money as a metaphor for happiness Exactly, which is already it is I don't think yeah, I don't think money I don't think money can help you live and only reason I say that because I know so many people who just wake up every day man And and and they live their best lives and it don't have anything to do with money Like they really do appreciate the simple things in life. And that's why I always say like success is subjective No, I mean happiness is subjective because there's all there's somebody right now I promise you making thirty thousand dollars a year and they wake up every morning and they got a beautiful family I didn't mean that even have a family might just have themselves, but they love life They love what they do and they are happy ever seen that janitor that's just cleaning the halls But they're always singing, you know, I mean or that traffic guard that's outside the school But they dancing and putting on the show for people every morning and making everybody else's day better Like those people exist and when I look at people like that man, it just really makes you it just makes you want to live Like you said, you know me. I just want to live my best life I want to be the best the best version of me and I've genuinely found These things that make me feel good The the more I can still my mind the more I can keep my mind calm The more I can keep my mind from constantly racing the more I can keep my mind from constantly caring about bullshit Yeah, that's another thing shows. We're in a business where we have to you cannot do short save America If you don't have at least two years worth of bullshit stored in your brain To be to be able to spew I'm serious Yeah, I got to get on that radio every morning 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. And care about this low energy Shit, yeah, well, that's you know what I mean? That's that's you're 100% right That's why I like when people are like, you know, you're gonna do it again in 2021 It's like I got to be compelled to do it like this past year I felt like there were so many things were happening in the world and where I thought though that America specifically was so divided or at least the perception of a division was so right rife in like culture that That I don't know. I just felt compelled. I was like, yeah, we need to do this We need to do something that speaks to this, right? So when people keep going like, oh, yeah, we're gonna do again in 2021 2022 is a yearly thing I was like, well, let's see how 2021 goes because if everything is beautiful It's not needed if it's needed then I'll deliver it But the amount of fucking time and sacrifice project like that takes it's literally a quarter of your year It's completely dedicated to it. Yeah, you saw you saw us in here every time you pull up in the studio It's just like nonstop. So for me to do that. I could never do that on some frivolous shit I can fuck around on the pot on some stupid, uh, you know Kanye story with the Jeffree star Which is obviously bullshit or whatever like that Obviously that's a jokes but like to really dig deep into something like that, bro Joe it's got you and your team you and your team caught COVID for the culture bro for the culture bro for cultural purposes Yo, how are you gonna talk about if we can't be about it? Just so he can fucking properly talk about I put the COVID on the table just Shit up like it was nothing Do it No, man, but what you saying is true and that's why you you got to take those breaks and you got a you got a decompress Cuz yeah, I'm really in tune with energy and a lot of this shit is low energy You know, I you know, I like doing the brain it is podcast that we can come in here and Kick the shit not just about the bullshit. That's out there. But just this life this conversation life This conversation is good for me and what the fuck I need to be doing when I execute because if we're gonna have these platforms, man You know, I can't get into the performative shit That's why I don't even want you to get stuck into the show saves America thing because what you said is very true This year called for that. Yo, that's the 20 20 called for that We got what 2021 calling you to do exactly We got to do projects that were compelled to do not because there's like a check in front of us Like we ain't worked so hard to build our own platforms You know, I mean and build up build up things that we own ourselves so that we had to do projects for Financial reasons. We're very fortunate and blessed So I only want to do things that I'll dedicate everything to so if 2021 requires a show saves America and And and there are things that I feel compelled to talk about then I'm gonna talk to the boys And we're gonna get cracking on it, you know, but if it requires something else then we could do that as well I mean, I still got the stand-up special that I'm gonna put out, you know I'll be honest. I've been thinking about it a lot. I Want to I want to do a film We got to film. I want to do a film. So I think in the next couple years a film as well I mean, we can we can we can get working on that now, you know, I'm saying because that's something that I'm willing to even Finance that's like part of me feels like we could finance it We could do all the things for and then I want to create It doesn't have to feel like an indie because we know how to create top quality stuff We have all the equipment everything like that, but I want the grassroots approach that everything else that we've done Has been grassroots from the podcast YouTube clips all these things It's just like the people even for the Showtapes America that starts on Instagram YouTube The people made that pop in before anybody else does right? So if we could create a movie, I would love to put out like a movie every three years Same cast, you know I'm saying like to tell stories just like literally I watch Ocean's 11 12 13 And I go I have so much fun just watching these films Yes, remember remember when we were kids. There were certain things they just make a few of those movies You're like, oh, I just love existing in the world. It was like a podcast for us in a way But we like cruise say what you like cruise. I like the crew man for real crew You do realize this year is the 10 year anniversary of guy code, right? That's fire dude this year that time goes by fast like a motherfucker. I was talking to my man Paul Richie like this Oh This year is the 10 year anniversary of guy code So, you know for everything that we're doing on TV when you see shows with the Netflix special me with the comedy center So any any of the different iterations you've seen us on television over the years It started with that all started with that with that It literally it literally started with that show like there was a bunch of unknown people on that show a bunch of Unknown people and that hating bitter-ass man named Ashley Larry That hating bitter-ass man Ashley Larry was literally the biggest TV name on that show at the time Can we squash that beef between you guys because I'm just tired of seeing him post all the gay shit on his Instagram, I might have to follow the Instagram I look nice in a dress Yo, so what what when are we gonna stop the beef between you and Darnell? I don't come on now, you know good and damn. Well, that is one sided Okay, we gotta get done now long anything. We gotta get done now long Because a lot a good percentage of his Instagram feed is dedicated to you have two Instagrams you have obsessed Don't that was obsessed with three people. Okay Leonard McKelvin Joe Rogan mm-hmm and Dave Chappelle You put you post about us more than you post about his son Think about I want him to think about that you post about us more than you post about your own son You're a good girl, bro. You're a good company Listen man, those are some goats. I'm just saying here's the thing here's the thing. I've gotten Joe Rogan told me I'm the last great radio personality You know what I'm saying told me I'm one of the best great compliment Dave Chappelle has told me the same You know told me some other things that I'll keep to myself, but you know when they come true I'll be like damn Dave Chappelle said that a lot of it is a lot by the way a lot of it has come true You know what I'm saying a lot of it. So yes, I'm happy to be in that company. Thank you. Thank you Thank you Ashley Larry, okay, so but so this is a big you think maybe this is like a safe expression of admiration It's easier to take down than it is to admire type of thing I don't know what it is, but I I appreciate it. I just I'm telling you I live to take his video And scratch his name out. You're the one he did of me with the money resides face He thought he thought he was slick. He put the name right in the middle of the guy's chest Yeah, I got graphic guys to mother Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know only person not here with graphic guys. Hey, I don't even got to say anything no more I send my people the video, you know what to do And then when I repost it and it gets all these likes and comments and goes viral He gets so mad tries to repost the video that I that the video he posted I repost He'll repost it With my caption nobody cares done now actually Larry nobody cares Okay All right, great job in soul great job in soul. He killed it in soul man. Oh, it was a great movie I'm not gonna lie thoroughly enjoyed. So oh, I also want to positively brilliant to the cast. I thought it was a really I Mean it made me think a lot. I'm not gonna lie It really made me think in a lot of Disney movies do that through animation It just made me think like yo, is there like could I hear about you hear about the limbo space, bro? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, this yeah, I just thought it was like a actually Alex is your mic on did you see soul yet? Fuck I'm curious to see if anybody who's been to Burning Man thought that like It was just a ripoff of Burning Man explain It's just like the whole character that like hippie-dippy character the boat in the desert That's what they do in burning man They have these like boats that like ride around in the desert and like being able to like become one and meditate into that limbo space Also, even the figurines that they were like all those different colors So to me it was just like oh someone not a ripoff, but like you see this a lot inspiration Yeah inspiration you see it a lot in advertising too like you'll go to Burning Man one year and then all of a sudden You'll see like in commercials all these like some things that resemble all like the art that you went there But I thought the point was good. I thought the point was good like enjoy the things that you have in life That's it enjoy the moment and that's what I kept thinking about even when I was I was like damn y'all I'm going into 2021 with a blank slate. That's how the main character in the movie was like What you gonna do with your second opportunity? He's like I I don't know like I'm just gonna go live You know I mean I'm just gonna go out there and Live this life thing. I just I just thought that was dope. I thought it was a I thought it was a great film I mean plus I've been I watched it on Christmas Day like you know I mean shit. I watched that and then go almost die I think I watched that and then almost died And I'm such an asshole. I didn't put that shit together at all What if you did die? No, no come on bro. Stop it that stop with that. I mean almost stop with that, bro You said you almost died put that bro. You that was under water What if you was under water dead? I literally I took my nose I just breached the surface with my nose and that's where I got my You snuck that goddamn show Those a shark Taylor what are you trying to say? I Had a question about the movie so do you know how he escaped from the escalator thing like leading when they got zapped He was able to go into that new place to like Yeah, mentor the other people. Yeah, I Understand how It like how you're able to go to mentoring the little whatever they were and then or whatever that escalating thing was He wasn't really meant to or he wasn't supposed to be there He wasn't supposed to be a mentor. He's he snuck into that place Yeah, but I just wanted to know like how it How did the other mentors get there though? Like why wasn't he allowed to go there first? It was surrounded by mentors and that in that part that whole section was nothing but mentors they said that it was like all these people are mentors Also was I almost didn't like the movie because he died instantly and I felt type of way about it But then I didn't die instantly. You know what I did like about the movie What I thought was really cool is I think we're starting to see this with I Think we're starting to see this with like cartoons and I think movies in general is and This to me is progress is like you're starting to see movies with minority characters That aren't minority stories exactly don't now it's not come now I'm not saying we shouldn't tell minority stories We obviously should right just like we should tell like really specific white stories You know what I mean that all these types of things we can tell if they're unique fun stories But like that movie so stereotypical boom Yeah, like that movie so like it could have been a white guy who was a jazz musician It didn't have to be like her his parents were at worked at like a dry cleaning place They didn't make them have like a traditional black family business, whatever like that like I just thought it was such a Such a cool like moment of progress where it's like here's a person of color This movie is around them, but they're they're quote-unquote allowed to exist in Their story instead of being locked to their identity. I love it. That's why I love black sci-fi I love black horror. You know what I mean? I like what I don't even want to say black anything I love horror movies with black cast minority cast science fiction movies with black cast Like I just love that shit. You know what I mean? It's just cool You know, we always talk about that like you want to talk about equality Well quality is also a quality of opportunity in like circumstance and yes part of equality is like Oh, yeah, I get to be in this thing and I don't have to constantly be reminded who I am like there's a yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just It's just cool to see it's just I want to say what a fucking idiot To me for trusting DC Comics, I am And I don't watch DC Comics. What happened? What I think I think DC Comics suck But over the holidays, I'm I had three weeks off. I literally had nothing to do So I was like, you know what HBO Max is putting out Wonder Woman 84 I'm interested to see how big budget films, you know, do on these screaming services So I went back and I watched the first Wonder Woman Y'all lied to me garbage Okay Yeah, y'all only liked Wonder Woman because DC sucks so bad that they finally gave you something halfway decent and being that they gave you something halfway decent You really really enjoyed it. I Hated the first Wonder Woman before we even get to the second Wonder Woman You know, I hated the first Wonder Woman go actually for the exact same reason. I hated the second Wonder Woman But let's talk about this wonder Karen is wonder Karen bro. It's wonder Karen. It's not even as you can the day No, she doesn't that's the whole point. She don't even save the day. The white man saves the day The mediocre white man that she falls in love with Yup, right. He's the reason that she recognizes her full potential He's the guy who ends up killing himself at the end of the movie to really save the day Which makes her so puts her in such an outrage that she finally realizes who she is She comes from this land surrounded by all of these powerful None of them want to tell her how powerful Jealous So it takes that the other god the other white man to tell her how powerful she is right It's like yeah, yeah, well you described is low-key fire if that's what the movie's about then I got This is amazing this is the history behind every great woman is a great white man That's what it seemed like. I'm just saying That's AOC by the way by the way it comes part two What's the other one? What's the other chick who the white man? No, no come on. Yeah, AOC Kamala Who's the other chick out of Minnesota? I think Serena Williams who else damn yo the sisters going after that white thing a line And then here comes part two, okay go part two uh-huh the white guy Let's go who killed himself in part one it again. Say it again to sacrifice the world. Mm-hmm Jesus Comes back Jesus now. This is what pisses me off about the movie They make a wish for these guys to come back. Yep. This guy's spirit Possesses some other guy's body You're a Wonder Woman, right? You're supposed to be so caring and So so heroic you're not having it though. You don't give a fuck about the white guys whose body I've taken over No, what about his face? They don't care. They're Karen's don't care. What up Karen? Karen's aren't about Karen. Okay, let me tell you Karen's aren't about Karen. I'm just telling you these days are facts. There's nothing we can do about it No, it seems like that yo, they didn't care about his family Mm-hmm. They didn't care about his life We don't even know who this guy was then the then the guy that got possessed comes back at the end of the movie Because the same white guy who sacrificed himself in part one Yeah makes the same type of sacrifice in part two and here goes Wonder Woman learning more of her powers Yeah, that's what yo, yo She learned to fly y'all should have just played R. Kelly. I believe I can fly for that sequence She learned to fly. She did because once again the white man sacrificed herself. She did for goddamn Her for her for her greatness sacrifice himself for the woman. That's what we do. We are a sacrificial lambs That's what white woman movies. She does not realize her full potential I realize what she can truly do until this white man until the white man gets sacrificed, right? That's what all look Bible is part one by what is it new testament part two, bro? Come on man. Come on. Remember the dude was about to sacrifice his kid He's about to cut his kid in half for some shit and then God was like hold up. Hold up. That's what we do white men We sacrifice bro. We're all about the woman No, no, no, no, that was the one that was that story is a woman with this hero No matter, you know you fucking it up Facts did you see it? Did you see Wonder Woman? Yeah, of course, I didn't see it man. I lived it. That's my life, bro That's what I do bro. That's what I do. Okay That's what I the bird call That's what I do. Did Alex see Wonder Woman. Yeah, of course. He saw Wonder Woman some white girl and fucking bikini and shit You know, you're gonna watch that movie. Oh, he wasn't gonna miss that one Amazonian What'd you think of it Alex now the second one was trashed, but you're a little hard on the first one Nah, but first one was tell me what I'm missing about the first one classic film classic I mean like she didn't realize her potential because the family was hiding it from her because she knew they knew that if she gets Powerful then Hades or whoever that God is gonna come after often time So who so who told her how powerful she was? Let me tell you something. It was like a coming of age Like may I realize I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I we have some people who are not of the race talking about the race. Please. Let me let me let me do it You have a representative here to talk about my people, you know I'm just saying this is what will happen like oftentimes, right? You come to a white man We will find that things inside you that you didn't even know you had you didn't even know you had these things We'll find those things and extract them and make you as great as you can be Trust me. It's been plenty white police officers who have pulled drugs out of black people's ass that one We did not pull them out we put them there in the first place you are getting it wrong Okay, we place the drugs we do not take them out Listen Alex Wonder Woman was trash, bro. The first one and the second one You know what DC needs to focus on DC Comics needs to focus on Billings stop trying to tell the hero stories y'all aren't good at that Marvel has that sewn up Joker great movie Harley Quinn Harley Quinn great fucking movie birds of prey Birds of prey with Harley Quinn great fucking movie. Why is it? Why is it great? Keep it a buck Why is it great? I'm beyond with you what's in it Harley Quinn Also, what was a white guy in that movie, isn't it? Nah, I mean it is but nah, that's not that she's a hero. Harley Quinn is a straight villain She don't give a fuck it Rosie Perez is in it. I guess good It's like it's Harley Quinn Harley Quinn birds of prey is a great movie I think DC should focus on just the villain tell us the stories of the villain Because you realize why the villains are the way they are from that angle. There's never enough emphasis on villains It's always yeah heroes one of the things that did Marvel does brilliantly is they develop both sides of the story So DC only develops the hero and then the villain is like a big Fiery monster from another planet that has no purpose but destroying the planet. Well, why do you want to destroy the planet? Destroy planets. Well, why absolutely? So there's no stakes But if you develop both sides of the story divide develop the hero and the villain all the sudden as the person in the audience You got to choose you're like wait a minute that villain He might be doing the wrong thing, but for the right thing in the future like Thanos was so brilliant You know I'm saying like when he was devising his plan. He's like look I've seen how it goes like it's horrible Everybody starts the death and dies I'm trying to find a way where they don't as a viewer you start going Shit, all right, maybe it's got something Thanos kill monger like these monger needle Magneto all of these villains make sense. You know what I mean? And that's I just think more I think DC should just do that this because y'all not gonna ever get the hero thing, right, bro It's just and let's just be let's just keep it a buck. Yeah, let's keep it. He's just got trash heroes Yeah, it's just different versions of Superman, bro. It's Superman water Superman woman Superman running fast Rich Superman, that's all it is and then rich Superman. That's really all it also how much fucking Batman probably paying taxes Almost nothing son of a bitch Bruce Wayne is filing taxes under Batman. You know he is he's writing it off. You write all that technology writing off all the Robins Okay Orphanage writing off all them kids too. That's all he wants is dependence You know how you got dependence your taxes go down. Yes. That's what the orphanage is about and that shit y'all doing That shit y'all doing with y'all got they bring him back like Michael Keaton because I guess guessing the next flash It's gonna be like a multiverse. So Michael Keaton is gonna be like the Nick Fury Man, I ain't even seen it yet That shit don't even sound appealing y'all cuz at the end of the one the second Wonder Woman Linda Carter just shows up out of nowhere And Linda Carter's like I've been here the whole time The original Wonder Woman The old school OG Wonder Woman YK OSIRIS, how much you pay for a haircut it shows? $100 Why K. Osiris says that he pays a hundred a thousand dollars a month in haircuts No, that's not true and the reason he says he pays a thousand dollars a month in haircuts is because He says that he he gets a haircut every three days He has his barber on call the barber pulls up to him wherever he's at and and cuts his hair every three days $1,000 a month, I might not be that bad if if he's doing that He's got a short haircut and also if he's paying him more, you know, I mean like my guy comes to the studio So I want to pay him more Yeah, I wouldn't pay you give $100 because if he was in the barbershop, you know He would probably cut two or three people and make that money all that kind of stuff. Yeah, exactly I get that My hair for the Netflix special man I made sure that he was the stylist for the special But you're not getting a haircut every three days not even close bro. I haven't got a haircut since I left That's what I'm saying. You get a haircut. How often do you get a haircut? I try to get a haircut every However long it takes for this hair to go on top of my ear. Yeah, that's probably like two to three weeks So I get a haircut once a week, right? Ball D shave cost me about 40 to 50 dollars You know what I'm saying? That's what the tip and everything. Yeah, so that's like $200 a month There is no reason to be spending $1,000 a month in here cuz even if you are a YKO Cyrus And you want your barber to come to you every week, right? Yeah, if you give your barber a hundred dollars. Yeah a week That's still only $400 a month Yeah, but you why are you giving a barber? You got also like you're not one to speak on this issue because you have no hair This guy But I get I still get a haircut once a week Yeah, but it don't matter like you could not get a haircut and nobody cares because you got no hair But why can't I got a great hairline? You know, he does he has an amazing hairline nice Nice hair on his head, but I'm just saying and this is what this is what pissed me off about the situation What didn't piss me off? I wasn't pissed off. Let me take that back. Okay, but bother me about the situation He does this video. Well, he says he's trading in all of his cars. Yes He's getting rid of his Lambo and Rolls Royce and everything else loves to get a Hyundai He's tired of fucking trying to impress people that he don't even give a fuck about people that don't like him Yada yada yada, how do you go from that the the flaw thing about a thousand dollars a month in haircuts low-key? That's a smart businessman right there, bro explain you could write off a haircut You writing off that haircut bro that haircut is part of your business You got to look good if you're on a gram all these other things. He's writing off that as a business expense That's nothing those cars just a depreciating asset burning holes in his bank account Fuck that it's still a waste of money though. I mean listen, and I tell people I tell people at your age I'm not even mad at the fact if he wants to spend a thousand dollars a month I think it's a waste of money, but don't don't don't tell us you're not stunting anymore Only to turn around a stunt. Yeah, that's where it's hypocritical Don't go. We don't yes. That's your issue. Your issue ain't even the money Your issue is don't don't try to stunt. He's trying to flex by not flexing. He's doing the opposite flex He's doing a stretch And then all of a sudden he started flex again, you're like, I don't be out here stretching and flexing at the same time I'm with you, bro. I don't like a hypocrite. I don't like What Al he's 22 years old Good hairline haircut. Yeah, very important at that age. Is it yeah every three days Alex So if you had the money that think about when you was 20 when you had a hairline think back. Whoa Now but think back to when like the cuts really meant a lot to us if you had the money You would have had your barber every three every three days What's the week bro every Friday? So every five days he was wasting money on Jordans. You would have been wasting money on haircuts. Come on nah No, Jordan Jordan go a lot longer. I'm Jordan go a lot farther than a haircut. Do they oh first of all Shout out to bodega. Thank you very much for giving me these. You're very kind. I saw that very kind very kind No big I don't know I listen. I don't know what the fuck we're missing Yeah, I'm getting mad texts and motherfuckers is like are y'all watching this shit They say trump supporters. Oh, wow Can I share my screen Alex? Yeah They say they got a plane like they hijacked the plane I just put it in the uh dot They hijacked the plane to DC What are you Oh trump to the storm in the capital bro like we always follow the go to the capital and they did and they got into the capital Holy shit, let me see it. Let me see it And hold on. Hold on. Okay. It's going down This this one dude got on a fucking raccoon This is crazy What hold up? What? Hey, I know one thing you let black people storm the capital You let goddamn minority storm you let you let latinos storm the capital and see what happened. Where the fuck is this? Look show me where the fuck is the gunshots in the rubber bullets in the goddamn Where the dogs at baby. That's what that's what the woman. That's what that's what a woman low key Where the fuck is one the woman? Yo, that's fucking hilarious, but low key. That's what they want I bet you the whole thing is they start shooting american citizens. They start shooting patriots or whatever they call Oh, we're patriotic even though Fuck they can't accept the the elections black people aren't patriots. Of course. No, I'm not saying you're not Obviously, there's going to be racial discrimination here But I'm saying is the trump administration wants their supporters to get shot so they can keep on going See what happens when they try to fight for a fair election? No, I don't think there's not it I don't think there's an american alive Who would tell you if you storm the capital? And you get shot. I don't think they would be like no, I didn't deserve that you storm the fucking capital Bro, the fuck you expect. I'm really shocked that you could just do that I know is that even to climb a wall? Yeah, like what's in the capital what what Like I've been to the capital before I don't even know why they're scaling the wall. You don't have to scale a wall to get to the capital Do you think that like while they're scaling the wall they start to realize like oh, shit, maybe that wall was a waste of money The way I'm looking at them just climb over this wall Yo somebody somebody sent me this one. They said on a plane from texas to dc Flight attendants are struggling to control a plane full of trump supporters as they display a pro trump projection And harass other passengers bound for dc This seems too organized. How could all this happen? How could all this happen? There's no way Well, no, no, they were they were already on standby because today is the day that The the congress that congress made it official. Joe Biden is president. So today is the day they voted on it That's why Mike Pence told trump like there's nothing I can do to overturn any of this You know what I'm saying? So like they knew they knew that they were they were on they were on deck. That's all And is trump leaning into it. What does he say? Listen? You excited? I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah The executive listen The executive producer and me Was feeling like I always felt like trump was going out kind of pussy, bro I'm like 14 days left like come on trump. We was talking about civil war Where's mona scott young when you need her? That's all i'm saying man That's all i'm saying. I felt like trump was getting a little pussy was what I would I noticed trump was doing He was waiting on his other production team. That's it He realized his other producer you realize they weren't fucking with him. You realize mike pinch mitch mcconnell They all jumped off. So trump said fuck that. I'm going direct the consumer. I'm going And he started putting videos on youtube and he told his people go storm the fucking capital Mike pinch mitch mcconnell them. They pussy. They ain't fucking with us no more He literally said storm the capital. He said that That's what people are texting me. I've gotten like six texas in the past He held a rally today Chris so he held a rally. I yeah, I saw don trump jr. Up there trying to be his dad. That shit was mad adorable I didn't know he held a rally. Yeah Yeah Saying something, um, he didn't say those words, but he was just saying like, you know, um He he's okay with what's going on right now Wow Listen, all that yet my phone is going crazy. My fuckers is hitting me left and right All I know is black lives matter could not get away with that shit Ain't no fucking way You're not gonna make me believe black lives matter could get away with that shit in any way shape of Jesus christ, there's no way in hell I'm just letting my phone to see all my messages are saying shit like yo, we're meeting at the capital like come on Where you at? Hey, that's saving america's shit you was talking about Listen, amen, I guess 14 days. I'm just 14 days. I just want to see what's happening. That's all In my mind. I was thinking I didn't want to say it out loud You know, but now that it's here Now that it's here, you know, it's a problem. I'm like, yo, you know Trump, you was moving a little pussy. All right That's all you want to see donald trump jr. Talking Let me see All right, hold on these guys better fight for trump because if they're not guess what in your backyard in a couple of months Guys like scott here these guys Wow Well, I told y'all months ago. He's running. I told y'all what is running I told y'all months ago had him goddamn guns ready All right Okay, I told y'all months ago. Yeah that owning a owning a legal firearm in america when you're black is a form of self care I tried to fucking tell y'all not even when you're black by the way, if you're a democrat And by the way just at a time like this honestly if it gets too crazy just take the biden harris shit down off your yard You really think you really think it's gonna get that crazy? All right, bro. I don't know Donald, I don't know donald trump was a desperate man. They just stormed the fucking capital building. They're on a fucking plane with goddamn projectors You know Making people watch movies about trump. How do you get the projector on the plane? I don't know There's no way dude. I don't know imagine you're on that flight Depends how fire what they're playing is. Yeah, that's a that's a good point. What if the projector slaps? What if that slide shows incredible The only thing that would piss me off about this is if I was tired on a flight like bro I don't feel like fighting right now. Oh, yeah sleep Hey, let's let what is this right here? What is this Taylor? All right, let's see. Oh, and I saw this this isn't from the day. See you about the mix-up story. I saw this I saw this earlier Okay, but that was yesterday. I believe Oh, yeah, that was yesterday when the trump supporters were fighting with the police officers. Watch this That was a good hook though, boy Opened her up too Stuck on her bro. That was a good hook, bro. I said he caught it when when she hit him She opened her up. She started bleeding. That was a good one. That was a trump supporter No, that was a black woman who was getting into it with a trump supporter. She was it was one black woman in the middle of a crowd With trump supporters and she let that goddamn hook fly. That's right. Let's pay some bills and come back with some church You know who told her throw that hook Who strong white man, bro? They're strong white man by her side, bro Let's pay some bills. All right, let's take a break So we could pay a little bit of bills, man. Um, thank you to all the advertisers too, man We don't salute y'all enough. Um, you know brand idiots has been a very prosperous podcast for a very long time And you know, thank you to all the advertisers. 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Yeah, like dragged by a car underneath it and oh, she alive She is alive, but she's in the hospital And um, so, you know, they they did a go fund me to raise money because it's not going to be one of those things Where, you know, you're just in and out of the hospital should probably have to be in and out of the hospital for for a while and um So I put uh, I'm gonna put the go fund me in the link for this we'll put in the link for the youtube video So I know everybody's stressed for money right now and uh, but if you do if you can, you know Find the kindness to to help out that would be absolutely amazing. We just want to make sure that they're Uh, taken care of uh in this tough time. So uh, we'll put the link in there for you go fund me And uh, thank you guys so much for your support, uh, if you if you can but we understand it. It's a it's a tough touch salute to mark and um This is a perfect time since after what we just talked about the trump stuff Perfect time to plug to meekamallory's book which is available for presale It's called state of emergency You know what i'm saying? It's called state of emergency. Uh, how we win in uh the country that we built And it's available for pre order wherever you buy books, you know, it's out may 11th of this year So pre order amazon barnes and nobles target, uh, wherever you buy books That's available through black privilege shaman and shoots the public and so go support to meekamallory now I want to talk about i want to do this quick deep dive real quick. Um, I don't even know if it's gonna be a deep dive We're just gonna jump in the water. I don't know how deep this water is Last night we were on a group chat and you know, it came through that. Um, dr. Dre Had a brain aneurysm. Oh, yeah Something I wouldn't wish on anybody. Um, I I I have definitely suffered from headaches and went to the doctor and had an MRI Just to make sure because you know, you hear these stories about brain aneurysms and they Hit you so suddenly and unexpectedly there's not really any symptoms except for severe headaches And you know, that stuff is scary and i'm not gonna say who in the group chat I'm just gonna say it's a group chat full of women and myself and wax And uh, that sounds fun one of the women said That it was karma. Whoa um For I guess, you know, uh, you know the allegations that he's put his hands on women, you know throughout in in his life um I will say she retracted it after I didn't lose it. I just thought that it is very irresponsible And mature And illogical To say that health issues are karma right Brain a brain aneurysm can happen to anybody. So I said to them So if your grandma has a heart attack tomorrow, that's karma dies Was it her karma? You know what i'm saying if your mom god forbid has a brain aneurysm and dies Is it karma? You know what I mean? Like you can't say that somebody's health issue Is karma health issues don't discriminate Like harry a tubman died in ammonia At 90 something years old is that karma? Like what are we talking about here? Like when do we when do we when do we stop this this karma thing? Quincy jones has had two brain aneurysms and survived Is that karma? I think I read a statistic where it's like 17 million people a year die of heart attacks is that karma? What about kids That are born with illnesses that they can't do anything about is that karma? Like you can't we got to be very careful The way we throw certain things around and um, you know, I even saw people tweeting Things like that. That's how the conversation started actually a person shared a tweet And the tweet was like all the women that dr. J put hands on rejoicing over his karma And yo health issues are not karma. Yeah, it's just not I could be wrong. What do you think shows? I agree with you? yeah, I think that um Not everything happens for a reason But you can find a reason and everything So I don't think he got a brain aneurysm because he allegedly beat women But I think he can look at this moment and he can go Oh, wow, maybe there are these certain unhealthy things I was doing in my life that could have caused this or maybe I need to go to the doctor more and check You know and check myself out, etc So I think you can always learn something from everything that happens But this idea that like everything that happens in our lives is like predisposed It's like not everything happens your life is a lesson But it something I agree with that something that's good that happens to you ain't all Like that's not necessarily karma either. You know what I mean? Like That might be some luck that might be some hard work That might be a whole you know, cornucopia of things that helped created that outcome Because this good karma is bad karma, but also too. It's like also Things that happen to you aren't always some spiritual karmic reasons. Exactly. Yeah You know what I'm saying? You might get into a car accident simply because somebody wasn't paying attention Right because somebody was somebody was texting and driving, right? You know what I mean? All right Somebody you might have been drinking and driving and got into a car accident Like those are the reasons when you say everything happens for a reason. Yeah, because she was drunk. Yeah You know what I mean? Yeah, everything happens for a reason. Yeah, because you was looking down at your phone texting Yeah, like there's there's always reasons and they're not always some spiritual You know karmic thing exactly that we can't But no there are tangible things that you're doing in your life that cause things to happen And that's the thing it's like we all need explanation for the world man You know, yes, it's hard for us to exist in a world without explanation. It's really hard for us to see events of catastrophic proportions happen and go Well, why did this happen? Oh because life is frivolous. I don't want to believe that I'd much rather believe that happens because either God wanted to happen or karma or this like it's terrifying to go through life Accepting that anything could happen to all of us. That's fucking terrifying, bro And and and what you're saying is so true and what also is crazy is that we have these images Of of our heroes in our head, right? Are these images of these these rich successful people in our head and for whatever reason we think they're exempt from everyday human life Yes, dr. Dre is a superhero in the world of music Yes, dr. Dre is a superhero in the world of business. But guess what? He's still a human And guess what happens to humans? Humans get brain aneurysms You know what I mean and and and dr. Dre just sadly happens to be one of the 200,000 people who get brain aneurysms every year Right. I read it. I read the statistic. It's 200. I told you I had to go get MRIs thinking I had brain aneurysms They actually say brain aneurysms are pretty pretty rare But it's 200,000 200,000 people get them roughly a year in america. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's one of the people who got one. Yeah human being I know he's dr. Dre, but at the end of the day, he's andre young You got a social security number just like you Leads just like you he's got a heart and lungs and liver just like you He's a human those things happen to humans. I bet he don't pay taxes like me and you though I bet he's I bet he's in a different bracket, bro. Yeah Yeah, he's in a different bracket. Yeah, daddy doesn't do I bet he was paying so little taxes He got a brain aneurysm. He couldn't believe how much he was saving Yeah, daddy doesn't do and you know tailor tailor tailor was agreeing You know what I'm saying? She was agreeing with the karma statement I definitely was Your mic Everybody your mic is so much louder than everybody else So if you say something you got to be way far removed and then be quiet Charlie just stopped triggering me then I'll take the filly fan filter off your mic. You fucking loud ass filly fan Start cheering for the egos and the goddamn sixes and you the loudest person in the room. All right You did say you agree with No, I didn't I just say that it depends on their past of what makes karma You know what I did to shut that up Schultz. What's that? I sent her an article of this white woman who a white person who got fired because she said kobe Bryant's Helicopter crash was karma. Oh Because you had that sexual assault charge back in the day. You know what tailor's response was? I want to fight her. No, don't fight her. You're just like her. Oh, wow Is disrespectful to say anybody's health issue or death Especially when it's an accident It was an accident. That was a helicopter accident. I mean, I didn't say that though Why do you think I said the health thing? I just said depends on someone's past What makes what is karma and I didn't say him. I'm just saying in general What do you mean when you say somebody I mean in the context of talking about the dr brain aneurysm thing. What did you mean? I Didn't think that that was his karma. I said his karma was probably him having to give back all his money To his wife, whatever like that. That would be the karma not the health. No, that's not karma either. That's just a woman being greedy That's just That's all that is, you know what I mean There's nothing that's it. That's it. All right. Let's let's get into some shit you won't care about next week um Biblical fox calls young thug a sexy cockroach Call them sexy Yeah, I don't have a problem with that and the reason I don't have a problem with that is because none of y'all There's nobody in this room who's ever seen a cockroach's face cockroaches might be cute bro We don't we've never been we've never been eye to eye with cockroaches And know if cockroaches and handsome or not one of you ever have you ever seen a cockroach's face Andrew Schultz No, you see them and you step on them from the top all you see is that shiny brown shell Have you ever looked in a cockroach's face to see if a cockroach is cute and handsome or not? No No, exactly google cockroach faces that might be your new favorite pastime You know, it's interesting. Just don't know is like how little we care about insects lives Like I think we care more about plants lives than insects Like if some kid was just ripping flowers out of the ground you'd be like, yo, what are you doing? Like that's fucked up like leave that alone if they're just chopping down trees you chopping down trees in the amazon We're just like hey, we need to add for oxygen this that the other if you see any insect It is perfectly reasonable to just step on it with your foot Or squash it or do anything We treat Bugs the way white people treat black trespasses. I knew you're gonna go here with this. I have no reason You have no reason to be here and you just your mere presence in this house Uh dictates me to take your life Say it Andrew say on bugs matter Say it flies matters Oh man, this guy is so crazy. Um, what else I think Let's do ask an idiot and get but we need you to speak very quietly Taylor Let's do ask an idiot and get up out of here Wait, you guys are missing. You didn't want to talk about anything else. What else is there? What? I mean about um The you didn't think about the weekend and his music video how he changed his face. No, he didn't really change his face That's not what he really looks like now, right? That's all prosthetics and shit And I guess he was like Ari Fletcher is a brother to me. Oh, you don't that's that that's that's that jigsaw snapchat filter That's that goddamn What's that what's that character saw jigsaw, right? That's that jigsaw snapchat filter. By the way, I saw that and I'm 42 years old bro. I grew up in the michael jackson You know what I'm saying? I have not really do it. Did he do it or did he not do it? I don't know. I don't think he I don't think so, but he was wearing that thing around his face So I guess it was all just publicity sense. I mean, I love the long game. Oh my god Exactly Like we don't know what's going on here. Like this is all theater. It's theater. It's performative. Yeah, I gotta do better, man I gotta really start fucking with people. I'm not fucking with people enough because people fall for anything nowadays Yeah, maybe that can be your 2021 goal Just to fuck with people and see how it goes, right When people bro, let's fuck with people. Fuck this truth shit. Yeah, why you gotta tell the truth all the time, bro I ain't got time for that shit. Yeah, give feed people what they want But once again, I grew up in the michael jackson era. So this ain't really a face change to me. Like, yeah I've seen worse Do you care about um bobby smurda? Um bobby smurda be home february 23rd allegedly black history. Let's go. That's dopest pizza Um M&M. Oh, you know what shit you won't care about next week. Oh m&m m&m gotta stop m&m gotta stop, bro Why m&m gotta stop what's happening because m&m m&m bro you m&m has been The bully and hip hop for so long He's always said what he wanted to say about people He had some of the craziest lyrics In regards to people You know what i'm saying and when somebody says you're not on my top 10 list you get upset and say you didn't like the person's tone They're fucking tone m&m. Have you heard your tone over the years? Stop it, man. I don't like people like that. Yo, it's like yo, if you're gonna be the bully be the bully Yeah, I don't like people. I don't like I don't like when I don't like when it's no Like it's no fun when the rabbit got the gun, right? Not saying snoop is not a rabbit at all snoop is snoop dog. All I'm simply saying is m&m You've given it to people hard Over the years all snoop said was You're you you're objectively you deserve to be on people's top 10 lists because of your your work with dr. Drake But you're just not on his so what He said that your music is music that he can live without so what? Why yeah, and by the way, that's been the general consensus of m&m for a long time Especially in the circles I run in I acknowledge m&m is a dope lyricist a phenomenal lyricist. He's great, but I don't relate to his music. Yeah I'm not taking that m&m and sands put that while we on the boat in Cabo I'm not at the house, you know, I'm saying saying throw that m&m on I'm not in the car like throw that m&m on That's not a just the m. Yeah, the guy is one of the biggest rappers of all time I just don't rock with it. I appreciate him for the things he's done with hip-hop I like how he helped dr. Drake get to bring his career back to promise I love him introducing the world to 50 cent in g-unit the d12 stuff all of that But come on bro, stop being so sensitive. You're m&m. You're m fucking m bro. You can't be that little bit You can't you can't you can't dish it all of these years and then when somebody gives it to you You're not taking it. No sensitive tough guys All the worse. I don't like that But that's low-key all rappers Like I don't really know any rapper who's not sensitive Like they're always crying about something somebody said this about me and this person made this joke like Duval will even tell you he's like, yo rappers are the most sensitive if I post one thing about them They're fucking crying texting all this type of shit. So I think it's because like at the end of the day Rappers are artists and artists are usually pretty sensitive. I hate that with comedians too and comedians get all sensitive about shit Oh my god, come on. That's why I be that's why I be that's why That's why I don't that's why that that's why hating ass ashy larry Is annoying Yeah, it's like, yo, you can't be a comedian and be sensitive. Yo like yo let them jokes fly And do your thing because as soon it could listen I'll be sparing that brother Because I know he's sensitive You know I'm saying now if he when he calls me and texts me I give him that real shit in public I don't because I know he's sensitive and I don't want to hurt his family That's all and I don't want people to look at him for full anarchy going on in DC They breaking windows They taking doors off the hinges Wow, if it black lives matter all of us will have been dead right now You black lives matter now I'm just saying I'm part I am with black lives matter. Never seen you at a protest. Whoa I'll be in that protest. Don't do that liar. Where's the instagram picture Well, I'm triggering me because I'm just gonna sound like you're trying to tell me that you post about everything But you didn't post about being in the black lives matter protest. I did it. Where's the picture? Show me Yeah, I'll show you put it up on the screen put it up on the screen All right. I need to see you at a BLM protest. I've never heard this in my life Okay, you've never said this and meek mill concerts don't count when meek mill was locked up If you was out there in front of that jailhouse singing the intro that don't count Don't sit. Don't don't show us that Oh, hold on. Hold on. Wait, I showed it up on the screen. I want to see And then we do Hold on. Hold on. I have to change my filter No, you don't really Shut up. Okay Black lives matter So That's goddamn bike week somewhere Hey, that's hampton's homecoming I can't believe you That's why she gave us a little peek and then pulled it away Hold on. Yeah, that's where is that? Hampton homecoming is at um the brockley center You just went to one Your boy was out here at the black lives matter marches. Yo Give us some I just have two more two more pictures Um, because um, I don't know for myself. Are you okay with Nancy Pelosi winning re-election? She always gonna win re-election. They do that specifically. She never leave in government. So she wants I don't even think nobody ran against her I don't even know how that works. I don't know they put her in a She can't lose man Come on This is gonna run for that seat one that to speak at a house one day once Nancy Pelosi retires uh Passes away. I don't know how that works What else you got Taylor are you cool with uh beaver studying to be a minister for a Hillsong church? That's not true. Oh Oh He said that's not true. Yo Oh True I like Justin Bieber Justin's a great guy, man. Justin is a good white guy. Justin got the netflix special made I know. Have you ever told that story? I don't know but Justin was showing, um Scooter his manager My stuff and he's like, yo, Justin's been a big supporter of mine And he's been like he's like, yo, you got to see this kid and scooter was like, oh, this is great We started talking and then we're like, yeah, let's make it happen The scooter got that done over in Netflix Now Justin's a good guy. I I'm not going front man. This guy's like, um, Justin, you know who else intrigues me Who's that Kennedy the Kennedys? and and all of their descendants like the shrivers like maria and Tim's driver you want to talk about some bad luck bro. Holy shit. That family is riddled with it Riddle is are they just life? Bad luck. You know what I mean because I put it like I I'll tell you why I say that Look at somebody like Diddy And all of the things that have happened around Diddy I mean Both of those, you know, both Diddy and the shrivers Kennedys. They're wealthy beyond belief You know what I'm saying? I just think sometimes it's life man. You know what I mean like Kennedy's made that money though, bro Uh-uh, you don't know how they made their money, man Uh-uh, come on, bro bootlegging dog How all the american families make all their money doing some illegal shit What's wrong with bootlegging it was illegal alcohol was illegal at the time What do you mean new york city's prime source of commerce is bootlegging? Yo, this is back during prohibition chris knows about it chris Just too loud Just step away from the mic a little bit. You should be good. What's wrong? Yo, you don't even you know You're not even hot if people are not bootlegging your shit. Go go go go chris chris talk that real shit The grandfather joseph kennedy he ran gangsta from Maine to the east coast he got all his money illegally gangster though, he's gangster What was he selling alcohol? There's illegal. That's how he made all his money. Come on. I'm from the country, bro Like my daddy's had an illegal juke joint. This whole goddamn life What the fuck is who gives a fuck about a liquor license? You know what I mean? I got time for that shit, man You gotta get this fucking money, you know liquor from the moonshine lady Maddie when you underage where you think you're buying liquor from I just think it's funny I just think it's funny that like you see these people they're like Criticize the jz's of the world and shit like that. They're like, oh my god. How could this gangster go? end up being like a This drug dealer end up being like a A respectable citizen is like, you know, why don't you look at all the libraries and all the colleges that you go to And see they're all named after motherfuckers families who used to either sell opium to china Sell alcohol when it was illegal. It's like that's low key. You want to enter that billionaire class black people We didn't have to say that bro. Like why we had to go there. Why we got to go all the way over there, bro I'm just saying Well, no, that was legal back in the day selling black people was legal That was that was that was legal. I'm just saying it's it's it's a fine line It's a fine line like when these I'm not saying that you can't make it other ways There are plenty of people who made it in other ways you can't make it legit But there are plenty of people who put on these heirs Of austerity the elites if you will they came from the streets just like everybody else doing the most grimy Shit to get on a lot of Gatsby's out there Is that fair to say chris or am I being cynical? No, sure. I mean the the biggest example right now is the sackler family. Oh, yeah. Oh huge Yeah, I mean you go to carney g hall you go anywhere around new york city You're going to see you know sackler on the side of the buildings, but They're the family probably most responsible for the opioid epidemic in america. They were selling fentanyl right fentanyl Is their drug oxy cotton was there, you know, I think the actual company name was purdue They put it under a company name purdue Well, let me ask you a question if if if they're putting it on the market for the right reasons But people are using it for the wrong reasons. Is it their fault? Well, what what happened was that's that's the argument they've made what the investigations have found is that behind the scenes they were pushing doctors to over prescribe it And they were also kind of playing with the stats and claiming it was non addictive when in fact as we now know now It's incredibly addictive. So They were playing both sides of a coin. There's this indian dude that 60 minutes today A whole like expose on him. There's this indian doctor who I don't know if he created fentanyl like was part of like the Owner of the company that was putting it out and essentially I think he's being put into jail for like three to ten years He should be shot in his forehead But he basically had this whole rap Where he would pay doctors to do these speeches Right at these conferences because you can't pay a doctor directly to to Prescribe a drug to somebody but you can put them on these speaking tours where they're getting 50,000 30,000 Whatever it is and they know how to keep themselves on those speaking tours And that's by prescribing the fence and all to these patients And then what he would do is he'd keep a list of how much they were prescribing to each patient And then email all the doctors like yo He was on 10 milligrams now you need to bump them up to 20 now you need to but they were creating addicts And creating uh these people who had overdosed and then when they can't get any more fentanyl They go to heroin all this other shit. I mean it's just is disgusting, bro That mother I just want the record to show that uh, I was just going to give white people props and talk about how I Like Justin Bieber and the Kennedy's That guy's indian that's not on us And the Kennedy and the Shriver's intrigued me because they're like genuinely good White people always seem to care about others even though they're elite and y'all just spent five minutes shitting on white people Yo, all I gotta say is you know, you might be given back and doing all that philanthropy because you making up for some fuck shit I don't know. I just don't you know, how you made the bread You don't think you feel a little bit guilty about it. You live this lavish life Every every single one of us have done something crooked Bro, my parents so salsa lessons illegally Was that studio a licensed studio? Was that a legitimate business or did your mom just know how to dance? So she decided to make some you want to know the you want to know the takeaway from this shit My mom would always tell me this man and we're so fucking lucky Like you go out to these shows you make people laugh. You're so fortunate I'm like, yeah, no, I'm so lucky. I got the best job in the world. She goes no, no, no like For a living you get to do something that makes people feel good and is ethical There's a lot of people out there that they're like insurance agents and they got to go show up to your You know when your house gets flooded and go, ah, it was your fault. You got to pay for it. Sorry Like they it's not it's not that they're bad people But they're to make a living forced to do this thing that probably makes them feel bad Like how lucky are we we get to do this and the people listen they enjoy they laugh like sometimes they get angry But they feel good that feel feelings man. It's uh, what about the people you hurt? Say what no comedy as well. Fuck them. They could die See my god Listen, uh, I know they wild in DC right now because a little little duvall text me duvall text me and say Hey wild in DC. Let's go Living my best life Oh They said um, I'm sorry my son. They said that um They asked for like or should we call the guards and everything else and they're like nah, like they're good Get the fuck out of here. I'm telling you brothers and if that was black lives matter, it would be no way We did it. We will be dated Can you give us? You wouldn't be dead taylor because you wouldn't be there. I'll be there. Taylor give us It was like I skipped that shit. Give us some asking idiots tell us we can get out of here, please I want to go see this good-ass fucking production It's underscore lin not Underscore lin wants to know how hard is it to ignore the people who feel like you owe them something When you put in the hard work to get where you are in life How hard is it to ignore them? It's not hard at all What do you mean I told you something like who thinks the easiest people to ignore as soon as you come out your mouth and tell me I owe you Yeah, oh, you're dead to me. Yeah, what do you mean? I wish you would tell me I owe you something. You're the easiest person to ignore But like who are you talking about who's saying that? Hello, Taylor. Who's saying like that that they're old Um, I don't know just people I guess in your my in your past whatever I don't have nobody I don't have nobody telling me I owe them anything because guess what I don't owe a motherfucker shit Yeah, yeah I only owe my parents bro. That's it. This is my parents But you guys never felt like the maybe like bitterness of someone that you thought was your friend or not and like y'all not friends no more What do you mean? Just like so they sound like two different things like I don't It sounds like somebody owes somebody money, bro. That's what really sounds like it's happening over here And that guy who asked the question should pay that money back That's really what it is. Okay. Well The next question Um, ken west 91 says why the fuck do people have a hard time understanding white culture is european culture And american culture is still being created that is a mixture of everyone else. It's not appropriating. It's appreciated Well, let me defer it to the white guy on the show But this one Okay, so white culture is european culture um Well, I think yeah, I think american culture is is unique In that it does have influence from all these other parts like How much a cowboy culture has been influenced by like mexican or native american culture, you know, like I mean the cuisine. I mean i'm sure Yeah, I think he's saying it in a weird way, but ideally I would love everybody This part of the fabric of america to feel entitled to everything that comes out of america And we could recognize that certain groups might have developed this thing But we can also go. Hey, this is for all of us because we're all a part of it and I think You guys have to speak to this But I think when everybody feels equally a part of it Then I think they'll feel like we could share But when you don't feel like you're getting what's due to you is harder for you to share with other people Is that close? Yeah, it's never gonna happen though. And the reason it's never gonna happen because the one thing that america has um That I think is different and unique is is capitalism. So You know black people Even though we do have a lot of the shared same experiences You'll have black people who aren't in certain financial positions. So we'll say y'all don't understand You know what i'm saying and it's the same thing with white people, you know Like even though we think white people have this certain level of privilege There's always people that are way more privileged and way more elite You know what i'm saying then then then the average White person that's just walking around in this country. So I don't think it'll ever I don't think we'll ever be on equal Playing fields and yeah, no, you're right. Maybe we won't feel like we're on equal playing fields But like maybe we'll just get closer to a moment where we could feel like we could share In each other's traditions and each other's contributions. That would be really dope That would be cool for all of us all to just look at different art forms and be like, yeah This is an american thing like to look at stand-up comedy And be like no stand-up comedy wasn't created by whoever the fuck created it I'm sure you can go back to like grease with it But maybe who pioneered stand-up who knows right maybe it's some jews in the catskill mountains Maybe it's whoever knows we could look into the history book and see but it'd be cool for us to just go No, stand-up comedy is an american art form like we made that here in america And we all contributed to it white people black people everybody and that's why it's so fucking dope And that's why our stand-up comedy is the best because it comes from the most unique experience Yeah You know when you do realize It's gonna sound fucked up, but you know when you do and i'm not this clearly doesn't happen everywhere But you do feel that a lot of times when you when you go out the country and you go to places where it's like Money being spent You know what i'm saying like when you're on these exclusive Resorts or on these exclusive properties or on these exclusive places where it's just people with money It seems like it's a a different sense of equality because people lose You'll speak to each other Everybody knows they're there because they're in a certain Tax bracket and if they're not in a certain tax bracket, they're there with somebody in a certain tax break You know what i mean? Yo, dude, what is it's a different sense of equality, but it's also the It's also how inequality happens organically. I had this exact thought I'm at this fancy resort obviously in in uh, hawaii in the island of lanai. It was absolutely beautiful and Because of how expensive it is the barrier to entry is very high so anybody going there Can is probably doing pretty well or they got their money handed down to them, right? But because of what you said everybody in there Is willing to talk to you because you're not someone who's trying to get something out of them You're someone who also is probably quite successful and they might want to get something out of you Or it's a mutual contribution to what is going on So everybody's looking at you at an even playing field. You know what I mean? Um And and you want to know who's who and you might want to know who's who but what happens is you start talking to these people, right? Who are successful in their field? And they start sharing information with you because that's what people do we share information with each other and now Information of successful people is being transferred back and forth And when that happens Do you know how many investment opportunities come out of that how many deals come out of that? Rich keep getting richer, but it's not by some nefarious plot to keep poor people down It's literally just by hanging out with other successful rich people And I was like, oh, fuck. This is how rich people get richer and the poor people don't because poor people aren't given These opportunities and I kept thinking I was like, how do you put poor people in these situations? So they could also benefit from something like this. That's access That's access and it's a different level of access. That's financial access You're not going to you're not going to put a poor person at a four seasons resort somewhere Because they can't afford to be there. Exactly. So it's like it's this restrictive thing and it's um Yeah, it made me really excited when I was having the conversations But a little part of me was bummed because I was like, man, there's so many people that aren't going to Be able to have this and then This is just to wrap it up I go holy shit How amazing our podcast for the first time in history The poor person has access to the most brilliant Business minds intellectual minds in the world through all these podcasts These conversations everything podcast youtube social media all of all that kind of stuff You would never have access but now or you'd have to read maybe their book You wouldn't even know who they are but now you have the most access in history So maybe there it is Maybe that's how a spark can get lit and somebody's a little bit less fortunate financially and they can you know Crack it up come with them. Nope That's when you know, you just hope somebody who's you know, not doing well Less fortunate can just end up with a money resides with a money resides with a money resides with a money resides With a money resides with a money resides with a money resides with a money resides with a money resides First of all, so it's you're a way off beat What don't you disrespect that white man? Okay? Who is that? You would be judgmental if he was on beat you'd be surprised if he's off beat you can't act surprised to taylor swift All right, that's it right one last thing with all this shit going on Um Pavada wine wants to know what the fuck is going to go on with or what the fuck is going on with our country And how can we fix it? That first of all that that question is too multi-layer Right It's so many things wrong with the system of america. You know what I mean? So it's just it's just It's that's too much of a multi-layer question. Can we fix it? Can we fix america? Honestly, I I don't I don't know because I don't know I mean only reason I say I don't know because I don't know if it's um But like this it's it's it's it's broken, but it's also working for the people who Designed it. So it's working perfectly. Okay for the people who Designed you know, I mean, you know, it's for it is all you know how like broken for a lot of people You know how everybody in america like you have everybody listen this podcast earlier Was hearing us complain about like our tax bracket and shit and like what we got paying taxes That's how the world feels when americans complain about america That's that's where the people they're like went what? That's what they would have those you say america's broken They just locked up the richest man in china the jack ma Is locked up. We maybe he's murdered. Maybe he's gone. Nobody knows what he was the richest man in china They said adio Sayonara, yeah, but but those are people who don't understand the insides out of america in a real way You know what I mean because and by the way, we're speaking from a place of absolute privilege We're speaking from a place of absolute Being good financially, you know what I mean? I tell people all the time Just just just come to any poor community, bro Whether it's the hood whether it's a rural area in the south Full of white people like nah, man The gap between the haves and the have not in america is Is really big and it's all the way fucked up and I just think that honestly man We got to come to the table and rebuild because the country was built On this thing called white supremacy It was it was built from a place of bigotry whether it's business whether you call it business or whatever it was It was not an all-inclusive thing. I say this all the time america advertises itself as an all-inclusive resort But it's not You know, I'm saying it's really for the elite I don't even think it advertises itself is that all inclusive means you get everything once you come here America's like nah, you gotta work for this and even if you work for it That shit might be tricky too. Let me ask you a question that result. You stayed out in Hawaii Would you stay there if you saw every single mother fucker being allowed in? What if you saw what? If you saw every single mother fucker being allowed in oh if you saw anybody allowed there Yeah, just just people being allowed to come in Would you stay there? It's not what I paid for Exactly It's not what I paid for That's all I'm saying man. America is bro a white a white supremacist. Can I tell you something bro? Yes I was at this resort, bro. They were treating me so well, bro They were treating me so well shalom main, bro. It was it was actually amazing It was it was treating me so well, bro. They Knew my name everybody at the resort knew my name every single person knew my name Everybody knew my name. They were so kind helped me with absolutely anything I could possibly want. I love it I started thinking that they thought I was someone else I was like fuck. I think they think I'm someone else. Bro. By the way, we don't we go ahead go go go go I was gonna say we don't give the hospitality industry enough credit because there's certain places you go That's why I love going to anguilla anguilla is number one sorts of Economy is tourism. Yeah, you're at these places. Yeah, they they have to give you top-notch service Because that's how they make their money Bro, I'm telling you man. They were the the service was so elite. Bro. I started getting real anxiety That I was something I found out that because tourism has been hit obviously everybody's down tourism is down, you know most of these places and Last year they had Bruce Willis at the resort and this year they had Andrew Schultz so Last year they had die hard. Did they got try hard? She ain't working out. She ain't working out like they want it. Trust me. They don't want to be knowing my name They want to be ignoring the fuck out of me. They want to be listening to my calling going. Yep. Sorry the restaurant is full Bruce and the family were out there go beat it I was like how tragic for y'all that I'm the famous person this year. We need to open the country back up, bro I'll tell you. I'll tell you who was well. I'll tell you who I was that I'll tell you was there after we get off the podcast a word A word DMX Illuminati, bro. Say what no, I might be illuminati on the low being don't know Boy the moral of the story is to answer your question. Taylor. Um, I don't know all things are possible through white jesus who scrimp is us God bless. Amen and a women That's right Which is ridiculous. Um Amen and a women that's what I'm saying from now on And I've heard people say that before but that I mean I get why they're saying it, but I don't get why they're saying it It's like amen derived from men. No, just how it's no it doesn't it actually means something. Hold on. Let me look it up It means it means is we're done. It means this wrap. That's it It's over. Oh, it means something get out of here. Go have some brunch amen amen in hebrew Means so be certainty are certainly. Yes. Is it so are so be it so be it That's what amen means so be it so or be it so Amen is commonly used after a prayer creed or other formal statement It is spoken to express style and ratification our agreement It means is it so or so it be amen is derived from the hebrew. I mean which means certainty truth and verily Like come on. Yeah We're gonna have a great summer amen Amen, can I get amen? Can I get a you agree with me? That's what it is. All right In all seriousness as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart You think we're intelligent intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right If you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're absolutely right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast