 Game of Thrones, season one, episode six, A Golden Crown. This is nerve wracking. Here we go. Maybe we'll see something new on this map. I just noticed the deer is at King's Landing. I just noticed that. I wrote that down. The ah. That was a weird place, man. I feel like it showed Winterfell in the last one, but we never went there. No, that's where the dude who killed John Wayne's dog was with that girl. Oh, when they say it always changes, I think this one is pretty similar to the last one in my opinion. Yeah, I don't think that one changed at all. Maybe the story takes place in the exact same places. That's not who you want us to be standing over here. Or him at this point. I know. Because they seem all united now. You pardon your grace. I would rise, but... Do you know what your wife has done? She did nothing I did not command. I what right dare you lay hands on my blood. I am the King's Hand. You were the King's Hand. I'm keeping the peace. I will both of you shut your mouths. Catlin will release Tyrion and you'll make your peace with Jaime. What? The old Stark was returning drunk from a brothel. Quiet woman. Give me leave to bring him back to justice. I took you for a king. He's attacked one of my brothers and abducted the other. I should wear the armor and use a gown. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I mean, I don't condone it, but that is the king. Like what? You know, I don't live there. She'll wear this like a badge of honor. There is no silence or honor you again. Oh, I mean, she says some loose stuff now. Yeah, I mean, respect is a two way street for sure. My loving wife. I know she's back there just hyping them up. Get a rabbit. That was not kingly. If we don't act, there will be a war. Tell your wife to return that limp to King's Landing. Send a raven and put an end to it. What about Jaime? I'm half a kingdom in debt to his bloody father. Oh, God. Oh, no. I can't rule the kingdoms if the Starks and the Lannisters are at each other's throats. We're going to speak kinder to him. I will return to Winterfell. Send a raven. I want you to stay. Oh, God. I get what I want. Just let the man go home. I never loved my brothers. Sad thing for a man to admit, but it's true. You were the brother I chose. We'll talk when I return from the hunt. Oh, he doesn't made him be it. Clears my head. You'll have to sit on the throne while I'm away. Barbarian girl. Don't start with her again. The girl will die and I'll hear no more of it. Put on the bench and if you ever take it off again, I'll pin the damn thing on Jaime Lannister. At this point, I don't think he would care. He just wants to go home. I know he's like, let's take me back to Winterfell. I don't want to be here. You say y'all are some gross, slimy individuals down here. Bro, look at her. I don't think it's basically fossils. And she's staring at them all the time. Right. Thank you. Buta's about to pop out. Oh, she's about to bowl. That's what you got there from that. Right. Oh, she's trying to cook it. She's doing some experiments, I guess. I think you're supposed to bowl it, Khaleesi. She just picked it up like that. Oh. She's good. Oh. What? It burnt the tar out of her. I didn't burn her. Hmm. Maybe she has some superpowers. That was weird. Is this another dream? Are we putting her in a horse? When are you going to tell him? Not now. You need to make the Lannisters pay for Jory and the others. I'm talking about war. I'm not a boy anymore. They attacked your father. They've already started the war. And it's not your duty because it's not your house. Yeah, it's not trying to start a war. He's just trying to be young horror. I don't know. Is he going to fight in it? If he's about to fight in it, then let's go. Where's Brun? Well, no. It's not my house. No, I'd slap him. Why is he just running off, though? Oh, my gosh. Who are all these random people who just attack people? I know, like, people just run up on you. All along the dark woods. I'm not alone. My brother is with me. I don't see him. Are you about to see him? Get down. I can't. The saddle. The straps. I'm Brandon Stark of Winterfell. If you don't let me be, I'll have you all killed. Always worth nothing dead. We're going as far south as Southgoals. I ain't no white walkers down in dawn. Well, there we go. Let him go and stay and live. Oh, my. Oh, my gosh. She just clubbed him. Yeah, she's not very smart, is she? Drop the blade. Do it. Oh, where's the other dude? Is he going to pop up behind him? Oh, my God, please. Oh, my gosh. So you're shot. Let's go. Not his house, but he's still going to help you out. Yeah, he better. Who's going to have his head cut off? That's what they do on the show. They cut your head off for anything. Mess up. Off with your head. Are you all right? It doesn't hurt. They messes saddle up, though. I'd be pissed. In the Iron Islands, you're not a man until you've killed your first enemy. Well done. Have you lost your mind? What have you missed? He would have killed you and cut Bran's throat. Don't have the right to what? To save your brother's life. It was the only thing to do, so I did it. What's about her? Give me my life, my lord, and I'm yours. I'll keep her alive. Bro, are they about the main character of this girl? Why are we going to keep her up? I mean, she just tried to fight them. Maybe that's. Whoa. We just talked about this. Like, how do you do that? But maybe they're keeping her because that's the show's way of, like, finding out more information about who they are. Because I sure as heck don't know. Oh, my God, dude, that's the whole prison. That's six blocks right there. Ain't as bad as Gwinnett County, though. Turnkey! Come on! Would you like to be rich? Four men still making noise. We have gold, lots of gold. I'm prepared to give you lots of gold. He said no gold. Oh, he did say no gold. Don't have it here. Now go! Oh. Wow. What in the heck? Like, we're going to risk our lives at... Bro, I guess it. Wow. So he's just in jail? Oh, she's depressed. They killed Joey. The father was hurt. I don't care about stupid wooden swords. You are troubled. Good! Trouble is the perfect time for training. And... You're not here. You're with your trouble. If you're with your trouble when fighting happens. More trouble for you. How can you be quick as a son? You're not here. You're with your trouble. If you're with your trouble when fighting happens. More trouble for you. Damn. How can you be quick as a son? How can you be quick as a snake? She's getting better. When you are somewhere else. You are fearing for your father. Do you pray to the gods? The old and the new. There is only one god. And his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death. Not today. Not today. He's a wise master. Oh. What is she eating heart? I'm going to throw up. Bro, I like staying over there, like, on the other constant. I hope that wasn't my pulse. She's doing well. Dude, what if she can't even eat that much though? Oh my lord. Look at him. My wife right there. His enemies will cower before him. Their wives will weep tears of blood. She's going to have a boy. He won't be a real Targaryen. He won't be a true dragon. A true dragon? What does she hold it? Dang. What a custom. Like, no thanks. She said mmm. They said just like some ramen noodles. Targaryen who mounts the world. Carl of Cows. All the people of the world will be his heir. World conquer, huh? But yeah, she is liked by all of them, including him. Well yeah, because they like him and he chooses her. So what's not to like about her? Him though. He's like a little weasel. Where'd he go? Probably pouting. How's he just going to snag him? Was he feeding that thing? Don't let them see you carrying a sword and vise, Dothraak. You know the law. It's not my law. They don't belong to you. If I sell one egg, I'll have enough to buy a ship. Two eggs, a ship, and an army. And you have all three. I need a large army. Oh, he's wants to take it himself. The greatest dynasty this world has ever seen on my shoulders since I was five years old. And no one has ever given me what they gave to her in that tent. He's jealous. How can I carry what I need to carry without it? Who can rule without wealth or fear or love? You stand there all nobility and honor. You don't think I see you looking at my little sister. Don't think I know what you want. I wasn't getting that vibe from him, but... You can't have the eggs. You swore an oath to me. Does loyalty mean nothing to you? It means everything to me. And yet here you stand. And yet here I stand. Oh, jeez. Soft. How are you going to conquer the world, bro? You can't even stand up to this old dude right here. You ain't a king. Bro. He said, fine, I'll drop the egg. And Tiren wants to get slapped up by that guy again. I just fell for this old dude. I genuinely don't know if he had anything to do with that. No thanks. Oh, he has heard it. Oh, my gosh. I keep hearing that a lot, so yeah. Oh, no. Oh. Maybe he did it. Or maybe he's just trying to, like, get out of that dungeon. I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant go bathing in the river. I stole her robe. She was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. Oh, jeez. I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did. Oh, God. Honeycomb into a brothel. Silence! What happened next? Confessing my crime. What happened next? And of conspiring to murder my sister's husband, Lord John Aaron. I'm very sorry. I don't know anything about all that. You've had your little joke. I trust you enjoyed it. Maude, take him back to the dungeon. This time, find a smaller cell. Is this how justice is done in the veil? You accuse me of crimes. I deny them. So you throw me into a cell to freeze and starve. I am accused and demand a trial. If you tried and found guilty, then by the king's own laws, you will pay with your life. Understand the law. Open the moon door. Why was he clapping like that? Bro, do you throw people down there? You want to trial my lord Lannis? That's so scary. Very well. My son will listen to whatever you have to say and you will hear his judgment. Then you will leave. Him? Oh my god, he's going to choose that one. He likes that one. I demand a trial by combat. What? Oh. You have that right. My lady, I beg the honor. The honor should be mine. Oh, easy money. For the love of all your lord husband, let me avenge his death. Savardis, you're quiet. Did you want to avenge my husband? Dang. With all my heart, my lady, but the imp is half my size. Shameful slaughter such a man and call it justice. Agreed. You demanded a trial by combat. Now I demand a champion. I would gladly... Oh, you just to pick somebody? I wouldn't be too glad, sir. I named my brother Jamie Lannister. What? The killer slayer is hundreds of miles from here. I'm happy to wait. The trial will be today. She is tyrannical, bro. Oh my god, he's going to have to fight. Well, I have a volunteer. Say you'll pay him, right? They always repay their debts, right? Anyone. I kind of hope that kid gets thrown out. Me too. He's in a way. I think we can assume that no one is willing to... I'll stand for the dwarf. Bro, of course you will. You want some of that pocket change? Who is that? That guy's been on like the background and stuff. That's what I'm saying, right? He ain't said nothing. Oh, what was I saying? Wasn't it simpler, tell me? And then he was right there in the open, vicious as you like. All but sending you a bloody invitation. Sounds exhilarating. Sounds exhilarating as those balls and masquerades you like to throw. Those were the days. The ones where half of Westeros fought the other half and millions died. All before that. When the mad king slaughtered women and babies because the voices in his head told him they deserved it. All way before that. When dragons burned whole cities to the ground. Easy boy. You're speaking to the king. I suppose it was all rather heroic if you were drunk enough. Dang. Everyone's just talking crazy to him right now. They're sick of him. Maybe because things are like falling apart and things are brewing and he's too busy shoving his face. Drinking wine. Talking junk. Oh. What do I feel like he's being smart? Oh, that big old guy did it. They sent some to attack the village. That's what it seems like. Yeah, it's their lashing out basically. Bro, he's on a cane now. I mean, I sort of figured that when they stabbed him right through his knee. Oh, wow. That's when you're a manager for a day and you fire somebody. Oh my gosh. He's like making moves, right? He's taking that power position and he's saying I'm not leaving. Is he about to just take the throne? Well, he's taking the throne right now because Robert's on it. Well, yeah, but he's making moves and he doesn't seem to care, but maybe he's about to take it for good. Yeah, that's true. I was about to say that's not true. Oh my gosh. So they just have to fight to death right now? I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't be volunteering for either then. And you don't have like a core or anything? You can just run up the stairs? Kick their decor over. That's right. And he is on a full night's here. He doesn't even have a helmet on. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. That little kid's just giggling. I know. Why does he think it's so funny? Maybe he'll just like duck and he'll just run up off in that hole. I would be on the second floor. Nah, he's stabbed now. Critical condition. Oh my gosh. Is he going to toss him down there? He's about to finish him right now. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Well, look at that little kid still smelling. He doesn't care. Who wins or loses? That was so gruesome. Yeah, you want to have some money. Is it over? You don't fight with honor. Don't start now. What do you mean? He did. Fair enough. Like he wants to club him in the head, don't he? Nah, he's about to be rich because of him. Can I make the little man fly now? This little man is going home. I believe you have something of mine. The dagger? Nope. His purse. Oh, his money. Dang. He was basically like, what was that about? So a trial by combat. They gave it to him. Oh, wow. So basically a trial by combat means like if you're accused of something, you can just get someone to fight and if they win, you're innocent. I guess. Oh, that's crazy as hell. You wear your hair like a real Southern lady now. I'm not sure your mother would like these new styles. What do you care? Do you even have hair under there? Yes, I have hair. I've never seen it. Would you like to? No. Where are you from anyway? The North or the South? The North. I come from a very small village. Oh, wait. I was guessing. I just realized I don't care. Sansa. Sceptre. Now you are being rude. Oh, my God. Oh, no. My prince. My prince. I fear I've behaved monstrously the past few weeks. To put it lightly. I'm going to try that. I'm afraid I've behaved monstrously. The past few weeks. Few weeks. It's beautiful. You'll be queen someday. Only fitting you should look the part. Will you forgive me for my rudeness? There's nothing to forgive. One day we'll be married in the throne room. You will be queen over all of them. I'll never disrespect you again. She's like, mm-hmm. I know. She's like. Either because he knows that she's not going to be there or either he's lying. Or he's really just a tyrant. Because I ain't buying this little. Dang. He didn't talk to her for three weeks and then comes up with that. And she's buying it. I know that'd be like kind of boring if you're him. I'd be like, say something. I tried to have your sister killed. Don't worry about that. Just forget about it. What are you doing? Going to King's Landing. An alternate car. Oh, what will happen to me if I stay here? Well, I become Lady Greyjoy. I hear Jaime Lannister attack Lord Stark. Every man for 100 miles will be marching off to war soon. And most of them will never come back. Let's go, Stephen. Let me see it one more time. I'm going to miss you. All it took was a little coin. It would be hard to keep up with all those coins. Is this used as riding off on a turn-off cart? Right. I'm sending you both back to Winterfell. What about Joffrey? Are you dying because of your leg? Please father, please don't. You can't. I want you back in Winterfell for your own safety. I'm supposed to marry Prince Joffrey. I love him. And I meant to be his queen and have his babies. Seven hells. When you're old enough. I'll make you a match with someone who's worthy of you. I want him. He'll be the greatest king that ever was. A golden lion. And I'll give him sons with beautiful blonde hair. Sounds like a cult. There's nothing like that, old drunk king. Why do you look at her like that? Because she's brainwashed? Yeah, she's too young to know. Like, she's in for a life of misery, basically. She's going to be as miserable as the king and the queen. Right. But that was weird that Joffrey gave her a lion thing when he really is like a Barathean. Oh, that's what he's looking at. Lord Oris Barathean, black affair. Lionel Barathean, black affair. Oh, so they're saying that the little weasel dude ain't the real son. I think that's what they're putting together. He just put it together. Okay, I get it. Bro, he's the only one to put that out. He's the only one to come up with that. No, I think the hand before him was. Because remember, he was looking into this stuff. Golden head. He's the first one that is a Barathean with golden hair. So what's the assumption here? She just cheated? I guess. Because I guess that's the only thing you really have to go by when you don't have DNA tests. Right. I mean, he's not sitting there assuming that it's the brother, right? Maybe not the brother, but just like... Oh, he's pissed. Oh, he's making a scene. Where's my sister? Where is she? Get your hands off me. No one touches the dragon. Carl Drogo. Oh, dude, don't do it. Is he just like drunk at this party like that? Right. Come on. Carl Drogo says there is a place for you. Back there. That is no place for a king. You are no king. Cook English on him. Keep away from me. Viserys, please. There she is. He's doing all that hissing. They can't shed blood in their sacred city, but I can. Oh, no. I want the crown he promised me. I mean, that's kind of bold of him, right? Yeah. Tell him I want what was bargained for, or I'm taking you back. He can keep the baby. I'll cut it out and leave it for him. What's he saying? He says yes. You shall have a golden crown that men shall tremble to behold. He's going to put it on him and snap his neck. Oh, my God. What is he talking about? Is that scary? What was promised? He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. What am I? No. No. You cannot touch me. I am trying. I mean, what did you think was going to happen? What are you going to do then? Are they about to stew him up? Some gold? Look away, Khaleesi. No. But he's the dragon. It's not going to burn him. Don't tell him. Make him. Oh, my God. Are they going to throw that on his face? They're about to pour that on his head. And he just threatened to cut the baby out of her stomach. A crown for a king. Oh, that's the worst way to go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He was a new dragon. That is crazy, bro. What the heck? Oh, my gosh. Okay. Go ahead. What do you have to say? Okay, guys. This is taking off. So apparently that, uh, I think that girl's a dragon lady. Right. I think she's about to get wings, bro. Maybe she's, maybe it was never him who's going to get the throne. Maybe she's going to come for it. Guys, I don't know what to say about that. She didn't burn. And in the beginning she took a really hot bath. Right. Totally fine. Touch that boiling hot egg or, you know, she tried to poach that egg basically. Grabbed it and didn't even get burnt. Crazy. And it burnt the crap out of that. Her assistant. Right. Oh, wow. So what happened in this episode? Tyrion got off. So we learned what a trial by combat was. Right. Very bizarre concept. Um, I'm not sure why that place is called the veil that he was at. It was called the veil. The eerie was the veil. Not sure what that is in relation to any of that. Does it count as one of the seven kingdoms? I don't know. Yeah. No idea about that. Um, so man, really in this story, the biggest development was Tyrion got off because he proved his innocence because another man beat another man in a trial by combat. I guess. I didn't confess to the crimes because I'm getting the vibe. He didn't do it. Well, I don't really think he did it either. Like, you know, somebody said in the comment that Tyrion has a good heart. People with good hearts don't really commit murder. So well, obviously he didn't do it. Right. Well, I don't think he had someone do it either. I don't think I used to think he had someone try to kill Bran and give him that knife, but I'm starting to believe that he was kind of set up in a way. The thing that confuses me is I'm not really sure if the family is setting him up, but the brother really seemed to want him back. Yeah. That's why I'm starting to get the vibe that it might have been not been any of them. So maybe the queen has something to do with that. And maybe she's hiding that from Jamie, which is also like her brother lover. So I could see how that could get really complicated. So this story is really kind of getting all over the place. And and Jamie is like hard to understand because like he doesn't have like a wife and stuff, right? Does he even have kids of his own? Like, is he just like the ultimate side piece and like, like, I don't know. I guess that lifestyle, man, you don't really, you know, get a family. Get a family. You know, that's just the vibe I got with Ned, right? Joffrey's cool. He's cool with Sansa again. So all we had is like, I'm so sorry, my lady. I've been monstrous and she's like, I love him. So I can totally see the teenage girl parallels there for sure. Right. And maybe maybe he's straightening out, but I don't know. I doubt it. I don't know. He seemed like and he was ignoring her for weeks. Like it seems like he was just doing that to show some good face or something. I hate to say not a lot happened because so much happened, but right. I think the biggest thing of this episode was like Ned's in trouble. Absolutely. His family's in trouble. All of it. Yeah. And like, it's just a matter of time something crazy happened. It's the queen for me, Cersei. She is such a little devil, dude. Like she's so willing to just almost like protect her family in any type of way. Like just the narratives that she's willing to put forth, you know, like. But I feel like all of them are like that in a way with their families. Like you heard Ned immediately when she was like, my wife did nothing. I didn't command and he had no idea his wife did that. Remember? He was just having her back because he was saying like. But that's his family and he was sticking up for her. Right. I understand that. But he also agreed with her though. He wasn't like morally against. Yeah. His wife's decision, I guess. Right. You know, a part of me thinks, am I supposed to like the king? Am I not supposed to like the king? Am I supposed to sympathize with the king? And I'll be honest with you. I don't really like him. I understand that he recognizes the evilness inside of the queen. Right. And so I appreciate that. But at the same time, you are the king man. And like, he's just so. So is he the type of personality that basically he just needs war to be happy now that he's just fat and happy. He's not fat and happy. I don't know what to make of him. I just know he basically needs his wife. They said what keeps the kingdom together and then she jokingly said our marriage and they laughed. But I think that really he needs her because they need, she needs the money. He needs the money to provide for all his habits and his craziness and. Yeah. The thing holding the kingdoms together is nothing but blessings and happenstance because things keep going the way they're going. Obviously things are going to fall apart. But you know, it's very apparent. The reason that everything seems to be coming to a head is very weak leadership in the king. Don't you agree? He just seemed he's just so lost in a bottle that it's like, it's just hard to imagine him caring or getting ahead of anything. But he is very concerned about the Targaryen girl though. Right. And that is like strange because it seems as if he's the only one. You know, it's almost like it would be easy to say, well, maybe paranoia is catching in or paranoia is catching up. But at the same time, they're really emphasizing that it's important because it's a TV show. So we know that it's going to be important. But it'd be really easy to say, oh, just don't worry about it. But he recognizes that things are changing. And you know, they're saying that like winter is coming and all that. And you know, the way I keep interpreting that is basically changes about to happen. I mean, everything was chilling and then here we are. We dive into the show and everything's basically about to hit the fan. So. And we also learned like a few more things about like kind of the lore. Like we learned that a lot of the lineage is based upon like your hair color. So Baratheons all had brown hair and we found out that in that book that Joffrey was the only one of the Baratheons that didn't. Right. Which was the thing that the hand of the king was looking for the answers to that maybe before he died. And I think that's also what Ned is taking interest in. And that's basically relevant because that really throws into question who has the legitimate claim to the throne. Right. And that's why that is so relevant. And it's kind of coming as if the person who was looking into it the most asking the right questions got killed off. But it's almost like anyone who knows the king knows he is not like a faithful man. Everyone knows that he's going to have children out of wedlock. There shouldn't be a surprise. Right. I don't know man. And that part's a little confusing. But when in the lore we learned that the Lannisters like they're the rich ones but we learned that they're sigils. And we learned that theirs is a lion. Absolutely. And they use that a lot in this one. The Baratheon is I don't know if it says did they say staggered deer. But anyways that was some of the lore we learned. And I think that that's going to go that's going to be important because they keep making references about pulling like lion tails and stuff like that. I think like just knowing that is going to be important because those small references that are like weird. I don't really understand. But I'm sure like with knowing that. Another direction babe is what about Ned's other son brand? What's up with him? He's learning to be a warrior on horseback. Right. He was almost kidnapped. I like the other son. I don't remember the other son name. Yeah. To bees. I like to bees. He seems to have a lot of leadership qualities. But I don't really know what's going on with their storyline. They're basically holding down Winterfell right now. Right. While their dad is in King's Landing. So. And for some reason that Greyjoy guy has to stay there because of like war. So he's their warden. I don't know what a warden exactly is. I'm sure you guys can tell us. Almost like their servant maybe. Right. I'm not sure if he's a prisoner or if he's choosing to be there. Maybe. He seems like both. Maybe his dad offered him in service. Maybe. Maybe. So something that I'm starting to pick up on is maybe two bees up in Winterfell and the other guy, the Greyjoy guy. Maybe they're going to have to really lead a coalition of soldiers to march down south. So like I don't know man rescue Ned or to help Ned take the throne. Like basically protect the north I guess. Right. You know because if you're in real like if you were in geopolitics in real life, like if you were actually immersed inside of this world and you are a general, you're someone who's always trying to stay five steps ahead in terms of geopolitics and stuff, you would have to be able to almost predict the future. And we are given a lot of information. You know we're given more information than a lot of people can see in real life. A lot of times we get seen on film. So it really is hard to try to guess what's going to happen guys because I can see this going in a million different ways. Right. So yeah I'm having a lot of fun watching it. I guess I'm getting invested is what I should say. Yeah I'm getting super invested too. That guy died. Who? The blonde guy died. The guy who thinks he has claimed to the throne died. I'm going to talk about him. Yeah but like that's so important right? Yeah absolutely. Because like is she even going to try to go across now? Like who cares right? The way I see it man is she's been living in her brother's shadow. She's been like oh you know that'd be great you know blah blah blah. Well I don't really know what her ambitions are. They've been they've made that a little confusing. Right. But they seem to be pretty hot. But the training wheels is gone. She is no longer going to be under his idiocracy. He seems to be someone who holds her back. Right. He seemed like a little tyrant. He's a liability at best. There's X amount of tyrants in this show. And anytime one is eliminated from the board. It's a good day for me. We got rid of a really terrible character in my opinion. He was a great character. Whoever that dude is out there man. He did a great job being in a pissant. Making us really not like you. Yeah you suck bro. I'm just kidding. Awesome job. Good performance. That makes you a good actor. We really just don't like you. That's good. They basically like poured the molten lava down the anthill on this one. But that was tough. You got anything else you want to add? Nope. I'm ready to get into this some more. We'll be back very soon guys. We'll get these out and we'll record some more. Let's go.