 All right, all right, sit down rookies. I'm specialist T Sherman and today you're getting briefed on SPC 1057 There ain't any objectionable material in this document. So let's get down to it item number SPC 1057 shark punching contingencies SPC 1057 is to remain the lap pool at recreation center 23 until the method of transfer to a smaller private tank has been devised In the interim the lap pool is to be closed and members redirected to recreation center 22 for aquatic training description SPC 1057 refers to an animate empty space in the shape of a tiger shark It is no solid physical components, but it's capable of displacing water through an unknown mechanism While no one has observed SPC 1057 consuming food early punching attempts showed that it is capable of biting hands see acquisition log It is conjectured that SPC 1057 is remarkably smug about this Despite a lack of salation anatomy the SPC athletic council is voted to designate SPC 1057 is a standard salation threat the council's comments are below While some may argue that SPC 1057 is literally a lack of a shark We have decided that this does fall in of line with the central mission of the shark punching center It looks like a shark it bites like a shark most surely it can be punched like a shark We will continue our innovations in fist integrated stimulation technology until SPC 1057 receives the right hook it deserves Signed SPC council member Amy tolls Acquisition SPC 1057 was discovered within the lab pool at recreation center 23 To SPC personnel were killed and 14 were injured during various attempts to punch SPC 1057 Unfortunately, all such attempts failed due to the lack of physical shark within the pool During further examination of the recreation center bulletin boards document 1057 dash S24 was located document 1057 dash S24 Try to punch this PS fuck you are we pita yet? Thank you for listening Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work Secure contain protect