 The greatest intro of anything I've ever seen. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I feel like I know every word to this song, but I don't know any other words. Anyways, y'all were right. This show is something else. I love the atmosphere. I love the setting. I love the characters. Thorin is 100% dying by the end of the show. Like, I bet my channel on that. Let's get to episode 2. It's 2 in German. How do I know? I dated a German girl. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, okay? What went wrong? Skip intro! Are you fucking kidding me? You know, you see those petitions online, change.org? They're like, yo, million signatures and we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll keep Bill Cosby in prison for another five years. We need a petition to get the skip intro button removed from any anime, especially this one. That's a fucking sin. If you skip this intro, I'm skipping you. Oh, we need, we need another petition to make this intro longer. That, that matter of fact, just played a whole fucking song. Moses? Look at this. It's beautiful. Oh, shit! Is that the only day they bathe? I would be a viking too. Holy fuck! This village is being like pillaged. Village pillage? Oh, shit. And I'm over here making jokes. Oh! Oh, shit! Not the fish! Oh, it's alive. Thank God. Look at these little bastards. Fuck! Okay! Yo, listen man. That's my daughter, okay? Okay, bro. One day when I have a kid, you better beat the shit out of every guy you see. This is so cute. Why wasn't I raised like this? I told you in the first episode, bro, I could watch the show with my eyes closed and still have the time of my life. Bro, I'm telling y'all, when I go to like a convention, an anime convention, and I see something I like, I'm gonna look at it like... Oh, it's gonna be great, man. I'm gonna make everybody look at me. Oh, don't tell me this dude's dying. I like him. Dude's gonna get lit on that boat. Oh, shit. We're getting a biblical in this bitch. It's too quiet. I don't like quiet in anime. Tell him I'm not coming back. Uh-oh. What did you get, bro? You should've just threw this. Oh, my God! Is this Roman Reigns? I thought Instagram fuckboys made me insecure. Anime takes that to another level. I think Dors needs to give his buddy some hair. Yo, whenever someone laughs in this show, I feel like they're just gonna get a fucking spear through their back. Dors is better, better. Go like this! And the fucking hammer's gonna fall from Balhalla! This is the Illuminati. There's Jay-Z on the boat. Dors Patrol. Bro, this is the Illuminati. Y'all don't fuck with Doa's. Uh-oh. Oh, this is the main character, though. Oh, definitely. Dude looks like the character from Street Fighter. Floke! Floke. Oh, Dors. Floke. Floke. Would you trust this motherfucker? I would not trust this guy. Oh, I like the sound of that. Bro, they're gonna start busting out like a true Street Fighter fight. Like, imagine side-scroller. They start going like this. I want to see that shit happen. He looks just like him. Right here, look. Looks just like him. Dummy night. You ain't. Oh, no. He didn't come here for that answer. Oh, shit. Bro, get the fuck off my island. You think you're gonna tell him what to do? Roman Reigns over here? Fuck yo leader! I'm the leader! Just kill his ass, bro. His head looks like... Looks like french fries from Donald's. Was that a threat? Uh-oh. Yo, imagine... Don't you dare bump into me! The Illuminati doesn't fuck around, man. Yo, I want to see Thor's take on everybody, man. Oh, I just want to start rapping over this. Oh, I thought he was gonna go like... Oh, shit. He's bad at snitch. We got 6'9 over here. Oh, my God. We're going to a battle now. I'll follow you wherever you want to go. Everybody's happy. Thor's is like... I wanted to keep you all safe. I want to join! Whoa, what is this music? Give this fucking show its flowers, man! Yes! I tell man, no one has a ponytail like that unless they've killed somebody. Oh, God, he's gonna die. Oh, fuck. A man of honor. Oh, he's dying. 100% Oh, man, I would have been a nice ass viking. Is it too late? Oh, no! It's like they want to die. Everybody in this village is suicidal. Oh, my God. Okay, Thor. That's my dude. Fuck him up. Slice all of them. Oh, shit. Bro, this ain't no time for preschool antics. Get the fuck away from Thor's. I used to hate when mom did that. Like, I'd go up to her saying I have a boo-boo in my arm and she would touch that shit so rough. I want to fucking smack her. He's a doctor. He's a warrior. A dill. What else is he? Oh, shit. Daddy's getting the belt out. Come out here, Thorfinn! Yeah, these motherfuckers ain't warriors. Look at this guy. Nope. Little pussies. Little bitch crying over here. Throw him in the ocean. You better join your grandfather, buddy. See, I belong as a viking. I'm excited to die. I'd join. I'd fit right in. Give him a real sword, dammit. The episode is called sword. This is character development music. Some important's about to happen. Oh, I love this kid, man. He's an anime kid. All he needs now is a dead father. Wait, did you just see that? That looks like you could see that from a mile away. Did that chest just appear? Did he have to move that little basket to see that big ass legend of Zelda to chest? He's gonna open it. This is his moment. This is when he becomes a man. His first sword. Shit. Man, what a scene. Oh my god. Everybody's suicidal in this town. All the other kids. They bullied me, dad. It's time for them to die. I love this. It's a father-son conversation. He's teaching his son the right way before he dies, of course. He's still holding the sword. He's teaching him a lesson. Oh, of course. Nah, man, what the fuck? What a fucking scene. That was like a real lesson. He's still holding the sword. Oh, you found the right one. Oh my god. See, y'all be on Instagram saying, goals, goals. You see a couple dancing or they're cuddling. Bro, that's fucking goals right there. She's washing the blood off his body. That is goals. Oh no. No. Why'd you say that? This has to be the most beautifully aesthetic show I've ever watched. The music, the aesthetic. What the fuck, man? That looks better than the ocean I visited the other day. This is the last time he's done it on this show. I wonder if Thorfinn is on the boat or is really waiting behind. Jesus Christ, man. I'd nail him to the cross, too. With a haircut like that. Hell no. If anyone needs Jesus, it's this guy's haircut. Maybe that's how he lost his hair. You should have done it. You would have been doing him a fucking favor if you hit the sides. I want to see that act split him in half. Oh my god. We're gonna see a battle, man. Bro, betrayed. He's betraying Thorfinn. He's betraying him. I told you, bro. You don't trust anybody with a haircut like that. Bad haircuts. Equals no trust. Oh my god. I told you. I told you. Motherfucker. See, this is why it's okay to be judgemental in life. No, Nicky. You gotta give everyone a chance. No. I won't give everyone a chance, bro. If I see a guy looking like that, dude. No. You're getting all of my judge. I'm trying to get a judge duty on your ass. That's why I don't talk to anyone, man. I swear. I give myself every reason not to talk to someone if they have a beard haircut. Just don't trust anybody with a beard haircut. Don't do it. That's the lesson I learned in life. And that's my lesson to you guys that I'm passing on like you're my children, okay? Like you're my Thorfinn and I'm Thor's. Except I don't have a ponytail. And I'm insecure because I don't look like Thor's. Anyways, how'd you guys feel about this episode? Let me know down below. Share your thoughts. Did you love it? Did you hate it? Let me know. But other than that, I will see you all in the next reaction. And if you don't come back, I'll come for you. And not in a good way.