 Yo, no, no, tell him what your weapon is. Me shit, I got the knife. Well, me knife, don't get stabbed in the neck. That's a white collar crime. No! Nuts, y'all out y'all mind? The only time white boys were in the class with candies, it's Collin Bond! Back, this is Don't Flop, April Fools, the fifth annual April Fools. We are here for one of the final battles of the day. Please make some noise, everybody. Let's go! I'm producing two MCs, but for this very, very special concept battle, I'm only introducing one, and the one MC world renowned freestyle legend, the champion of them all. We've got Petro, it makes you laugh. If you've ever done this shit, shout out to Def and Innuendo. Make sure you check them if you haven't watched their mirror match. They're so, so good, man. Big up there, we have one in 2011, one in 2013, now two years later again, the main fucking dude, Petro, is going up against, stated by himself, the hardest opponent they've ever had to date. Right about now, we have one unlimited round. No further ado, Petro. Let yourself know about yourself, let's go. But, listen. Yo, yo, yo, yo. I climb max quicker when I wank looking into this iPad mirror. Oh, yo, listen. I fucked your chick. In the arse, she sucked my dick while I was spitting bars. Oh, yo, I wiped you off. In the bank, she walked. In the park. I wiped you off thousands of times. I laughed when you went to Penin 2009. I watched you knock 50 man out at a time. 50 man out at a time, killing me is suicide. You're out or you're mine. I was with you when you went happy slapping man with fake tan. I was with you, hold up. Oh, yo, yo, yo. I was with you in the train yard, graphing with a spray can. I was there when you robbed that chick, moving like a waste man. I should be emcee you now, cause I slapped you in the face man. Every ute's in a leather bag. I got twos on every ute that you've ever had. I wash you in the bath. I'll be coaching at your yard. I put my feet up on the couch while I'm boning on the grass. Your mum buys me birthday cake with money in the car. She cooks me, oh, yo, she cooks me curry from a jar and she loves me from the heart. Yo, very sick with the metaphors. I fucked every chick that you've ever drawn. Your head is formed like Skeletor's. Man'll get moved like teleports. Fuck that. It's mum joke time. Your mum spits rap but she jumped on ground. I'll be a PS3 console twice and she's running for a list of unsold crimes. Yo, yo, yo. I've got this blood. I've got this cuss. Yo, yo, yo. Told you it. Yo, I'm fucking man. Like I'm clubber lang. Holding this ain't the only time he touched a pad. Anyway, anyway, you needed to prepare it. But fuck that. Yo, I've got this, I've got this. Leather bag. Leather bag? This fella's whack. I need a stella bag. I need to get your stella bag. But listen, no. Time, mirror. Sight. Mirror shit. You ain't got that real mirror shine. You ain't a real mirror bitch. That's not a real mirror. Right, boss. I'll be shotting from your mum's yard. I'll be running in and out. I'm like Bishop Baganti. I'll bring that fucking mirror down. I'm the greatest of them. Oh. Fun doing the hit and run. I had the mirror match and the mirror won. It's my only official confirmed loss. Yo. Yo. I burn blunts at my bird's drum. She get murked off when I... Burn, son. Yo. Right. They're the end of my bars, by the way. So it's a free-starting now. I've been in it so far for bars and I forgot. Right. You are handsome as wha. Yo, yo. You're very good looking. I like your beard fam. I see you with that chick when you spiked a beer can. Ear span. All the chicks in here like the cheer man. I'm not surprised. I bust a ram like I'm bust a ram. Then I caught a guy with a butterfly butter knife. Like I said to this guy. Right, Pedro. You're a fucking pussy. Stop acting like you're blind. You're a pussy. I'll slap you up. You should get slapped up, then. Slap, Pedro. Pussy, Clark. Suck your mother pussy out. Right. You got a big nose and a big dick but smoothies and a split lip. Four beers getting licked quick. You're short, weird, like a dip stick. Time, you know. Time, time, time. Five joke time. Your mum's got a tattoo of the umbral saying.