 I am sorry. Weenus. What? What? No. Just wanted to say something that would be more on the level you were thinking of that moment. Josh! Come on in towards your direction, it's a Corbin. Have you touched your Weenus? Every five to seven hours. You can't touch it with your tongue, can you? Show us. It's right here, kids. It's your Weenus. Today we got a dirty Sebastian little set right here. Hey! Been a while. I think the Dosa is amazing. Alright. Stand-up comedy from 2017. Been a long time since we've seen Ken Sebastian. Love Kenny Sebastian. So, so funny. Very comedically humorous guy. Why did Siri think we were... Shut up, Siri. We're not talking to you. Big brother always listen. Well that... Of course. Here we go. Uh-huh. I could cook before but now I can cook a lot more. Okay? Through this process of self-discovery, I found a very fundamental element of life which teaches us that the most amazing things in the world are simple. They're not complex. Obviously, I'm talking about the Dosa. Hope you've got back the Dosa. He doesn't like a Dosa. If you find someone who doesn't like a Dosa, please kill them. They might be a future dictator. Dosa is amazing. It's a peace-loving food. It is beautiful. It is pristine. Like if you see a free Dosa counter in my wedding, it's just the lowest form of humanity there. Sorry, the lowest form of humanity is a free chaat counter. Because you don't even want chaat put in my wedding. I'm funny putting in one secret. Spread on the mark. But Dosa counter, you just see everybody patiently waiting. This is your Dosa. You have your Dosa. I'll have mine hot-hot. I'll have mine hot-hot. It's peaceful. Have you ever seen a bunch of grouties fighting with Dosa's in their hands? No? No. A bunch of grouties are fighting. They're like, They throw Dosa's and they're like, Hey, it's nice. It's crispy. This is a red chaati. I love red chaati. That white one I don't make so much. It's a peace. That's why it's what brought about peace in South India. It's the South Indian weed. It brings someone in the north with your friends. Your one South Indian friend in four days is going to crack. And one day be like, I need to have some Dosa right now. In four days. Scary withdrawal symptoms. Yeah, and Dosa is so amazingly simple. It's so nice. And there's a food that gets too much credit, which is the biryani. How many of you like the biryani? It's not that great also. The food in the audience? The full recipe of biryani. No one. You start at number one, which is like, Okay, you take the rice and soak it in water. Hey, I can do this. It's complicated. It's like, face the pot with the sun. Hey, what is this? I'll have it any place. One family bag. Yeah. No one finishes the recipe. It's complicated. Nobody. I've never tried it. So many layers. I've heard. Dosa is so simple. It has two ingredients. Urdal and love. Yeah. You take your Urdal back and stare at it. With love. You don't do the Dosa by yourself. Only the guys can't cook. Give me a chair. Yeah. If I give you Dosa by mistake on a stove, that's Dosa, bro. That's Dosa. A little more complicated. You really will put atmospheric pressure and makes it flat. The design of the Dosa is so pristine. You can put a Dosa in an apple commercial and you will know the difference. Brand new brain Dosa. 16 GB brain Dosa. Masala Dosa. Mysore Masala Dosa. Something for everybody. I want to eat the Dosa right now. I do too. Dosa is the only thing. Dosa also ironically is made by the dirtiest people. No offense. No offense. But if you go outside and go to a restaurant, it's almost like a game they play. Like the owner of the restaurant is like, okay, who hasn't taken bath in two weeks? You don't need to wear a shirt. It's fine. This is not wearing a shirt. This is a mundur. He takes the freaking broom and he wipes the stove. You're still like, I don't care. I want the Dosa. That's why Dosa. Give it to me. Mama, I want it. Dosa is the only food that you could put the word plain in front of it and it's still appetizing. Plain biryani? No thanks. Plain Dosa? Yes, please. Always funny. He's always funny. And that was all true? Also, it's not that easy because I made Dosa on my shirt. Yeah, I was going to say, well, once you've flattened it out, maybe if you just like it flat, but if you want to do that little roll part, that's complicated. Yeah, because that's I imagined and to keep it nice and not collapse or break. Yeah. But if I could do it every morning like a filled Dosa for breakfast, forget it. That would be, if someone were to say, what's your favorite thing to have for breakfast? I have a lot of favorite things that I like for breakfast and some I passionately dislike. A breakfast Dosa is like glory. Remember when we had it in North India? Yeah. And I had it in Kolkata and we got burned both times for that. It was delicious. I had my very first, yeah, start writing in the comments, my very first breakfast Dosa and filtered coffee was at a South Indian restaurant in Kolkata. That's where you got to have it. Yeah. It was, hey, that's way better than having it in Los Angeles. Yeah. Come on. At least they did it in India. Yeah. Our first day, if you guys don't know this, you can go back and see our video for our trip when we did our OSR trip two years ago. Our first day in Delhi, stupid babies took us to this really nice restaurant and we made the heinous mistake of having South Indian food in Delhi. I think there was also just South Indians that were mad at North Indians that were telling us to eat it wrong as well. Yeah. And I understand because you're passionate about your stuff and we're coming to South India at some point. Nothing's planned. We're waiting. But yeah, when we go, you can show us the right way and I'm sure we will be ridiculing everybody in the North just like you. I'm not going to have it. But yeah, it's... Biryani's extremely comfortable. I've heard and I've seen and it takes a long time. But you've actually tried to make it. Oh, we've made it. It was delicious. And it's just, it's a lot of waiting and layering and waiting and layering. So you can't just like stick it in a packet and put it in the microwave for two minutes. No. Maybe there's some instant biryani. Oh, no, no. Well, you know who I've heard and you all are going to say, don't do this, but I've actually heard that some of the stuff that Trader Joe's makes is not bad. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, you've heard that, right? Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah. But yeah, always funny, man. Please let us know more Kenny Sebastian and then a while more stand-up comedians that we can react to. Please, please. Kenny, also, you should be our doestardie. Yeah, come on the channel, man. Come talk to us. Let us talk to you. Let us know down below.