 What's up everybody, I'm the man Goose, you are awesome and today I'm trying out Kurtz Pill. I was specifically looking around on Steam for an anime style fighter and this popped up but it had a terrible rating. After doing some digging I discovered that upon release they had some egregious monetization practices but that was fixed within days and most of the reviews I read after that were positive so I'm going to give it a try. I'm going to break this up in sections with timestamps so you can skip to whatever you want to see. I'll start off by talking a bit about the game itself then we'll get into the character creation followed by some gameplay. So what is Kurtz Pill? It's a free to play anime influenced 2v2 co-op action game with a fairly robust PVE mode as well. The game has a lot of story to it however I skipped over that in the video so as not to spoil anything if you guys want to pick this game up. If I had to equate the gameplay to something I would say it's like mixing Tarot with Monster Hunter or Dauntless. I looked into a bit and it's actually from the same people that made Tarot so that makes sense. Overall the attack strings were fluid, it had a nice array of special abilities and some unlisted combos. The controls feel intuitive and you aren't completely locked into a single direction when you're like performing combos which is nice. I haven't had a chance to check the PvP out yet but I'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as I do. The game is beautiful. I love the anime style and they get a lot of things right here. From the character appearance to the particle effects of sword slashes it feels like you're playing inside an anime and I love it. Probably the biggest surprise to me was the ability to make my girl thick. Like it's a real option in the character creator there's a slider bar for how thick you want your character to be. I've been wanting this in a game forever. My initial impressions of the game is very positive. Hopefully the PvP is skill based in balance because I would love to keep playing this. Now on to the character creator. Alright I opened up the character selection and it's given me like a personality quiz. Forest rather than tree go for it. Process do you follow when I make logical. Where does your energy flow? I think it kind of flows inward. What is your lifestyle? I like checkerboard immediately. And it looks like checkerboard is okay. I'm a genius. Yeah I agree game. Thanks for recognizing and here we are character creation. We got male and female. It's time. I think I just saw something there. It's time. It's time. Look at that jiggle physics. It's time. Woohoo. Nice. Wait she's got jiggle physics on her butt too? Did she make her ass clap? Oh yeah I finally got a game where I can make a girl's ass clap. Nice. Does the male have any kind of jiggle physics too? Does his hog bounce around any? Nope. Butt does it bounce? It's time. It doesn't matter whether we're the female anyway of course. So I like the looks of this game. Very anime. Very cool. Maturity. It's time. It's time. It's time. Okay so we go from 15 to 19. That's a range of options for maturity. I like how their metric for maturity is height. What the fuck. Anyway let's go on. Moving on. Body. Body fat. Muscular skinny. Thick. Yes. Yes. Give me that thickness. A little too thick. I was just really thick. This is awesome. Okay medium thickness. Make that ass clap. Nice. Okay body style. Let's see what weak is. Strong. I don't like strong. I just made her wide. I'm not thick. She's just wide. Okay yin yang. Okay. So yang is top heavy. Yin is bottom heavy. We're going to go with bottom heavy. Face. Okay we've got eye selection here. We've only got four selections for the eyes. I think we'll go with the classic anime eye. Eyebrows. We'll have two shits about unless they've got something really cool. Nope. We'll just go with whatever that is. Pupils. Ooh. Ooh enter the dragon. I like how she turns and looks back at you for a while. Nice. Let's see here. That's the most classic anime eye right there. However a little intrigue by this dragon pupil. I like that. Let's go with that. She's going to have eye color. Dragon pupils. Let's give her. Let's give her red ones. Noice. Oh there was other options. There was other options. Go back. There we go. Skin. So you can change your skin tone it looks like. Let's just make. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Is there an option to give her some sexy ass tan lines? Because that would be just too perfect. Nice features. Oh we can give her some freckles. Give her a mole under her eye. I want multiples. Let me give her them DSLs and a mole. I guess I can't have both. What the fuck is that? And what the fuck is that? Those whiskers. We got a mole underneath her. Her mouth there like a, what was that Cindy Crawford? Cindy Crawford mole. I like, I kind of like the one that was just under her eye. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to change the color of the mole I don't think. What is, oh wait I can change the background. F. Ooh we can put it in the forest. Sundappled. This is a, oh a unique, oh this is a unique feature for a character creator. You can see what they look like under different types of light which is unique. Very unique. Nice. I think I'm going to go with the original though just the full light so we can really get a feel for what we're doing here. So hair color. Okay. Let's go. Ooh yeah. Yeah. Kind of like this seafoam green for cyan color. Yeah. There you go. Girl, how do you like that? Hey, like dim apples. Front. Okay, so we've got some selections for the front. That looks good. I mean we've got to look at all the options here, right? I can't just, what the fuck is that? Come on. Looks like she's wearing a helmet. How's she supposed to see and fight? Eh. That was nice. What about this one though? Ah, I kind of like that one the best. Whoa. Okay. Move, flip it out man. I like this one the best. Uh, partial dye. Sure. Why not? Oh, nice. Uh, can I change the color of that? I can. Should we go with, I kind of like the yellow there. Ooh, but the purple's nice too. What about the blue? Ah, this is great. I like this. Oh, we can make it look like Shura from Blue Exorcist. I mean, she's got the thickest for it, yeah? Oh no, we'll just go with this. Um, I kind of like that red. Uh, stop moving around. There we go. I kind of like the blue into the red. Yeah, let's go with that. Let's go with that. Oh wait, no, no, I didn't want to go forward yet. I still got to do the back of her hair. Do we want, ooh, short. Short looks nice. Uh, partial dye. Well, I'd make it the dye of the other one. Why would I want a different partial dye for the back? I kind of like that. Um, I don't like that at all. She looks like a bowl of ice cream. Eh, meh. Long and flowy. Can I back out at all? No, I can only zoom in. Hello. And maybe go with pigtails. Very full. What's the volume? Ooh. Ooh. That was noice. Who's noice? I'm just noice. You're noice. I kind of like, I think I like this one best though. I think I like the short hair. Uh, oh, side. What can we do with the side of her hair? Oh, and give her big fucking mutton chops for no reason, apparently. Oh, that braid's kind of cool. What does that braid look like if I dye it? Uh, that's too dark. Okay, let's back up on that dye there. And that looks pink. Oh, I could adjust the brightness of the doctors down here. So let's make it bright. Eh, eh. I don't know if I want the partial dye on this. I mean, I'd need to look at the rest of them. I'm getting too caught up in that. I don't like that either. It just looks like mutton chops again. Even bigger mutton chops that clip through the model. Eh, little curl at the side there. Kind of nice. Eh, a lot of these are just little flyaways at the... That's okay-ish. Okay-ish. What's the final one here? There's some shit coming out. I like the one braid. I like the one braid, but I want a different shade. What, the braid a different shade? Okay, that's... that's okay-ish. I can rock that. Tail. Oh, I hear tail. I thought there... I thought I was gonna be able to give her a tail. Eh, I don't like any of the... Whoa-ho-ho! What's up? What's up with that? Gotta do the Chun-Li-Doo. Let's go with the partial dye on that and see what it looks like. I don't like the up top, but I do like the partial dye on the ends there. So that's kinda the same thing without the up top, but it doesn't have the buns. I like those buns. Eh, that's kinda okay-ish. Okay-ish. No. No thank you. Eh. Eh. I kinda like this. I don't like that side-tail though. Let's take the side-tail out. Removed. Ah shit, no. Which one of these did I like better? I think this one. I think that is what we're gonna go with. That'll complete the hairstyle. Bus size. Aw yeah. Whoop! That's ridiculous. That's too big. I don't like that. Little... There you go, a little less. A little less. Less is more sometimes. Restfulness? Tweet! Soft. Tweet! Soft. Look how much they bounce when you go to the softness. Soft. Let's go about halfway up the scale. There we go. Hip size. Doesn't seem to be doing anything. There we are. Oh, it's making her butt bigger. Butt physics. That cracks me up so much. Yeah, we want large. Hip fullness. Soft or tweet. Soft we get. We get much more jiggle physics there. I think we'll go somewhere in the middle on this one. There we go. I want it lifted. I want a lifted butt there. That should be good. Is this it? Is this it? This is it. The sword. Let's go with the sword. Use strong breaker skills to create attack opportunities for allies. Yeah, sounds good. Why not? Oh, I got close now. In a giant sword with no point. What's the point if there's no point? My girl look good. She is thick as fuck. I don't like that. What is that? Do I have to select one of these? I don't have to just the cross out. Okay, it goes on her leg. That's a little better. Hand. Other hand. I like the leg one. Let's go with the leg one. What's my character's name? It's going to be value one. I don't like every other female character ever making any other game. Create. Yes, and the name is not taken. Ruin shit for anybody. Okay, we're in a tutorial. There's an enemy down there. Let's see what our buttons do. So we got slide or dodge. Nice. Basic attack. One, two, three. Whoa, okay. So that's just our light basic attack. I don't know how I was doing that, but nice. So if you delay a second, and it's not telling me that I could do that. I could do a spin to win. Very cool. Very cool. Now, lift and smash. Left, left, right space. All right. What was our right button do? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. It's a heavy attack. She's putting her ass into it. Our girl got a lot of ass, so that should be hitting pretty hard. Special attack hold. Okay, so I can power up for this shit. That seems to be the most I can power up. Holy shit. Okay, okay. So the more you hold that, the stronger it gets. Rush attack. I hit all the keys at once, and then... No, okay. That's just telling me to tap W twice, or whatever direction I want to go in twice. And then left in space. All right, cool. Air attack. Just jump and hit the button. Okay, so I can attack the ball in midair. Can I change directions while attacking? Yes, I can. That's good. The last swing just goes on its own, but I can change mid combo. I was a little concerned about that. Very nice. E. Okay. So whooped her ass attack. Nice. Conal AOE there, R. Do a little cannonball in. Nice. Remember cannon butt. Drop that ass on him. All right, so let's hit him with the 3-3, the 1-2-3 combo. 1-2-3. So that's our basic ass combo. Nice. Let's do that whole thing, so... Oh! That was the dash attack, and it sent him flying. Very nice. So 1-2, hold it. Yeah, eat it, bitch. Eat it. Oh! Okay, I don't want to kill him too soon. So left, left, right, and space. Okay. Let's try that again. Left, left, right, space. Okay, so I launch him up near, and then I do the air attacks. That works for me. Special attack. So that's sending him flying, too. A lot of stuff sends him flying, which I like. Let's do some of these special attacks on him. Let's do the cannon butt. Cannon butt. Gotcha. Now let's... Okay, that has a small range. I didn't even hit him with it. Let's try the E. And I can't change directions when I start this. That's probably something you want to do on a stationary target, I would imagine. Let's tab. Tab doesn't do anything. Q. Q doesn't do anything. So let's send him flying. Whoops. There we go. I like that, knocking him up and then beating him down. Cool, cool, cool. Alright, well he's dead now, so whatever. Okay, new epic mission is available. Well, lots of people here. Noice, noice. Tome of knowledge. Everybody's centered up around over there. There we go, I had fist weapons. I want fist weapons. Different clothes. Let's come over here. Mission map. This must be where you do your quests. Great, Sword of the Northern Kingdom. Replay mission, I would have to play it first in order to replay it. Match completed, start the mission. Yes please, let's get going. Okay. Looks like that's the... Okay, there's only one guy here. Let me get set, dude. Alright. Let's try and hit him in the air. No, that didn't work. Alright, not launching him well. Let's charge up our special. Yeah, take that, bitch. Let's cannonball over to him. Whoa, shit, he's shooting at me. Oh, he jumped when I jumped. Yeah, I whipped the shit out of him. I didn't even mean to do that attack, whatever. Let's see if we can hit him while he's on the ground with this. I didn't really do much. I didn't launch him. I did it right that time, but I still didn't launch him. Okay, he's down again. Let's charge up. Oh, he jumped out of the way. Oh, you sneaky bastard. Oh, he's shooting at me again. Can he shoot through this? Nope. Gotcha now, bitch. I can do that too, butt bomb. Whoa. Let's try and launch him. Yes, now jump only. Yes, I did it. I did it. I did exactly what I wanted to do. Oh, he was able to attack me during... Oh, ouch, during that. Let's hit him with the F. Take that, bitch. I need to launch it. Whoa, what's he doing? I should know what that is by now. Noice. Now let's charge up and hit him again. Take that, bitch. You can't handle all this, ass, can you? I hate that I can't launch him. I wonder if it's because he's shielding it. I wonder if I can get behind him and then launch him. Oh, God. Oh, God. This is a lot like Terra. This is a lot like Terra. I wonder if the same people made it or some shit. So I took some damage. It took a lot of damage there. I keep thinking that that's going to launch him in the air and it doesn't. What am I doing? Oh, I hit the wrong button. I have a feeling I'm going to do that a lot. Motherfucker. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Get out of that, whatever that is. But bomb into him. Oh, I can't even launch him into the air. So that's definitely going to be it. If PvP in, you're definitely going to have to hit confirm that launch. I want to use my ultimate on him, but I can't build it up. I wonder what builds up ultimate. I should have looked that up. Oh, God. Here he goes again. Let's try this to break a launcher. Whoa, Jesus. I missed the jump. I missed the jump. Oh, I forgot I could do that. I forgot about that move. Let's do that on him next time he gets... He's staying still. Not right now, though. He's got to do some crazy shit. Oh, wrong move, wrong move. Wrong move again. No move, move, move, move. God damn it. Oh, I need to get used to the buttons. Can I jump over this wall? No. Hit me so I can use my ultimate. Oh, I want to get hit, my bad. Yes, now I have my ultimate. So let's try and see what it does. And, okay. She puts all the ass into this. Oh, and that killed him. So the ultimate, she just does one slash, and then is that all the quests? Is that only fight one thing? Seems to be. Seems to be. Okay, whatever. Oh, that guy didn't have clothes. All right, let's skip this. And I think that's going to bring us to the end of this video. I'm digging this game. It seems like a mix between Monster Hunter and Terra. If I had to call it anything. I like the pacing of it. I really need to get into the PvP of this game to really sink my teeth into it. Because I think that's what this game is all about. But, yeah, for now that's going to be the good old man goose signing off. If you guys want to see me play some more of this if you want to see some more of the thick girl just let me know in the comments below and hit that like button. 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