 Listen, listen. Think you know wine? Think you know wine? You're trying to get some good wine? Yo, these wine tips are the best. We're talking about a whole mother's week. You're going to love this wine. Make the wine, be the wine. Woo! Yo! Hey there, happy pals. My name's Bronco Buckner. And if you're like me, well, you're scrambling at the last minute on New Year's to buy yourself some nice wines. I was taking care of my kid last night, and I drank all of my whammy was over, right? And she gets tipsy, and she does what she does. Smashing bottles of wine. I mean, y'all know Santa works in mysterious ways, but he's also kind of a dick, and he stole my wine. What you could do is say, hey, guys, I bought you a fancy bottle of wine, and they're going to look at it in snot. I'm going to teach you how to make some very simple wines in less than five minutes, all using items from your own home. Some may even say they taste better. Woo! This first wine I'm going to teach you today is the easiest wine to make. And honestly, it's my favorite beginner wine. Just need a little bit of Tito's and a little bit of cranberry sauce. If we're talking economy, Tito's and cranberry juice is going to be your best wine. Because Tito's is healthier, you're going to want to put it on the bottom of the drink. Just give ourselves a nice one or two parts Tito's. And that's about one part, two part Tito's. You can do one part, two part, spray. As easy as that, a great wine for any of your friends to enjoy, and it only took about six minutes at max. Now that's some hot wine. A delicate balance between alcohol and fruit is what makes a great wine. You could try to age this wine, but I'd say your friends would probably drink it first. OK. The next wine is birthday cake wine. Now you see we got a lot of desserts. Whipped cream, cherries, lime. And I know what you're saying. I haven't heard of whipped cream on wine. Well, you're playing in the wrong league, because our wines get wild. Woo! So little Stella, a lime, some maraschino cherries for a good wine. This is all unique. The whipped cream is just for show. A lot of people like to look down on birthdays. I'm not going to celebrate that. I'm going to celebrate my own holidays, like Thanksgiving and Christmas. But your own birthday is one that you got to cherish. You got it. You know, it's the only holiday that you have. Boom, Stella. You see that. Now the cherries, industry trick. If you don't want any cherries, you just hold them back with the spoon. Don't let them get out. And we'll add a few cherries. But is any birthday cake really complete without just a touch of zest? We got to do add a whole lime straight into the mix. Birthday appetites. Fan, cast. Get the lemon and cherry juices stirring. You're going to want it blue when you're back transferring the drinks again. Now, you're not going to know if there's less and less froth each time. But guess what we got? We already talked about it, the whipped cream. You always want to add a little whipped cream for that froth and just for a little bit of comic relief. And boy, oh boy. Boy, if that ain't wine. I used to drink this all the time. This wine can be really fun. This wine can be really fun. This wine will be good if you just shut up. You thought I was done with wine? Well, guess what? Bronco's not done, buck. So here's a wine tip. I'm going to teach you about my last wine. There's three things you should know. Don't mess around with old-ass Italian, French, and California-Aved wine. It sucks. Just use an old grape. Just try something from the year 2017. If there's one wine to top the list of the best new wines in 2017, it's got to be my own recipe. Pig boys, top dollar, squealing grape off the chain monster hog wine. First things first, you're going to want to have about a clutch of grapes. Take these grapes, pour them right into the glass, and boom. Now that the grapes are inside, let's add our Everclear. The slosh and I have two sloshes should do it. Once you've got the Everclear in there, all you need to do is mash up all those pesky grapes. The more grapes, the better wine. That's what you figure out in cooking school. Ask any wine aficionados. They're not going to know about this. Ask anyone who knows about wine. This will take them by surprise. Now it's starting to look like a red. Oh, that's the beauty. But you thought it was over? That's right. We're taking a little bit of my secret ingredients. So there's some wine. Double down on wine. Wow. Four, three, two. I drink it early. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, everybody. Wow. Most of your friends will try to convince you that in order to get some good wine, you're going to have to spend $10 plus on a bottle. But for just a little bit of cash, you can make some of the best wines on the market currently in your own house in under five minutes. Now let me ask you, is that better than some old stinky wine? I don't think so. Hey, if you like these wines, make sure to tune in next week, where we'll be making chicken wings out of rats.