 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing the Survivalist, a game made by the team that made the Escapist. So I'm pretty excited to be playing this. This should be a lot of fun. It's basically a survival game on an island, which is really catering to my one skill. The only thing I seem to be able to do and that survive so far. Literally my resume or CV, whatever you want to call it, it just says surviving. That's under my skills and that's it. Name, age, address, surviving. Let's go. All right, is this our character? Start. God, I'm good at this game. Ah, here we are. We're a little Grogneck. Where am I? Wait, who am I? Oh, they actually are Grogneck. They have Amnosia. It's already set to the pale list possible. Okay, it must be some technology. They integrate your webcam and it's like, okay, this guy is extremely pale. Let's put it down to the bottom. I think this flat top might be handy because I can carry extra stuff up there. That's forward thinking and a little blush because he knows this is going to be on YouTube. That's perfect. All right, name can be dead because let's face it. That's what he's going to be. Imagine his gravestone. It just said dead and it's like, well, yeah, I kind of assumed that from the gravestone. Okay, I got a treasure map. That's fun. I love hunting treasure. Let's see. What have we got here? Curse of the ruins. Okay, that sounds safer. There's a lost bow in the ruins and camp flat. Perfect. Captain Red Lanks. It's like my nickname when I wear shorts in the summer. I don't tan at all. I just go straight to burnt. Okey-dokey. Where the hell are we going? Oh, it's a little monkey, I think. Let me do the voices. There's no voice acting in this game. Is that a good voice for a monkey? I'm trying to get into voice acting, so I'm just trying to, trying to improve. I don't know how to help him. I don't think I have anything that I can help him with. Sorry, I'm just trying to add the vocals here. I'm really trying to make this an immersive experience for you. I want you to feel like you're trapped on this island with me. Wait, why are you pointing that gun at yourself? Okay, I cave. This seems like a good idea. Bones. Bones. Bones. Wait, no, no, they want my bones. I should have known when I saw they had a bone collection that they'd be hungry for more. Leave, leave. I've got their bones. Run away with their bones. Okay, good. I got bones. Can I craft flimsy bed? No, that's not what I want. I want item, hand axe. Yeah, there we go. Oh, please don't be killing the monkey. I really thought I killed the monkey there because that hurt was going down and when I broke it, there was just a second of pause. Your monkey friends can do anything you can do. Oh, well, can you do, I, I was gonna say, can you do this? But I can't do like anything unique or special. That's kind of sad. I signed them roles in your monkey management mode. That's quite a unique feature. All right, what do you want to do, monkey? I'm going to give you freedom. You can do whatever you want. Monkey mimic. No, it's monkey see monkey do would have been such a better name for it. Okay, I'm going to teach you how to chop trees. Okay. God, my guy's fucking strong. Just destroying that tree. If I didn't know any better, I think he's in the wrong game. I think he's supposed to be in Minecraft. He's not helping me at all. He's just kind of staring at me to be honest. He's kind of pissing me off now. Oh, I'm unlocking new items. Wow, I don't need any of this. I might need a rope pretty soon, but other than that, I think I'm good. Oh God, okay, I guess I'll just wander deeper into the forest. I feel like I've gotten a Pokemon who's too high level for me because the monkey's just not listening. He won't do anything for me. Oh, another message in a bottle. I'm just going to say, screw you and that monkey. The totems on the island, don't just talk, they want stuff. Okay. Someone else is on this island and suffering from island madness too. Bones. Oh, come on. Why can I not pick up these bones? There's loads of them. All right, I'm going to stop voicing the monkey because I'm pretty sure about 40 people at least have left the video specifically because of that. Like that's so weird to think about, but there's guaranteed going to be people watching this video who left specifically because of the noises I was making. Oh, would you look at this? The dusk drift. Oh, exactly what I was looking for. Great. A skeleton as a diary. Lame. All right, guys. Nerd. Yeah. You should beat them up. There's a village nearby. It's home to a warrior race, living chaotic and unregulated lives. Sounds like me. I'll try and go visit them then. Oh, another message in a bottle. Who was trying to communicate with me? Another treasure map. Perfect. Journey to the grave, yeah. Don't worry. I'm on my way. First of all, I think we should sleep though. Wait, I'm missing a recipe. Hold on. I need to actually build the bed. I flip. What? I'm missing the recipe. What do I make? Comfy padding? Okay. How do I make that? I need leaves, this thing, and rope. Oh, god damn it. Monkey, you see if you were gathering stuff for me, this wouldn't have happened. Shut up. You don't even sound like a monkey. Monkeys sound like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. All right, I'll stop for real this time. Wait, what the hell is that? Monkey, do something. Oh, god damn it. Come on, punch him. Punch the fecker. Come on. Oh, my god. Feck, feck. He's actually gonna kill me. I'm going to lose everything because of this stupid bat. Yeah, oo-ee, yeah, that's fecking great. How about defending me? Eat food regularly to keep starvation at bay. I think I've got bigger problems than that right now. Like, does he just follow me forever? Or can I get away from this? Oh, for feck's sake, it's Borragnarok over here. Okay, could he run into a rock? I shouldn't chance my luck. I should get out of here. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It is Borragnarok. Oh, my god, there's some goblin creature. Oh, for feck's sake. There's a tasty human here, they said. I'm not tasty, you weak. I am aware of this. Okay, I think they're fighting the boar perhaps. Good luck. I've been fighting with that Borragnarok meme for years and it's not going away. Oh, good. It's almost morning. Thank god. And someone wrote to me in a bottle. I'm sure this will answer all my questions. You are going to die. Well, captain obvious. I didn't need your input. All right, monkey. Come on, let's go. We got to collect some petals or something. I'm exhausted. I'm fecking Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter games. The day just started and I'm like, well anyway, I'm off to bed. I'm exhausted. Oh, another monkey. Fantastic. I think he's looking for something before he'll actually join me though. But I mean, they do nothing. So I don't think it's useful. I don't know if I'll bother and make a new monkey friend. I don't think I will. A lot of bones around here. I'm going to be honest. I'm not inspired with confidence and my chances are for survival. It's just a ton of bodies everywhere. There we go. I punched the grass and I got stuff. Fantastic. You know, I need rope and then I'm almost done. I just need to get leaves. Well, that might be handy as well to get water. Oh my god. I'm so close to death. Fecking hell. I'm actually going to die. Give me leaves. Need food. Need food. Why don't any of these skeletons have food? Make an offering, receive a prize. Oh, shit. What's my... Here, I have bones. A feck's sake. He just needs this. A water tray or whatever. Can I rob from this ancient tribe? That won't go wrong, will it? A hot air balloon. What? Can he not just take me to safety in this hot air balloon or is he going to be a dick? Selling a spyglass, keys, treasure maps. Look, I need food. That's all I need. If I was starving on an island and someone came up to me and was like, you're looking for a spyglass? No, I'm looking for pecking food. Oh, fire. Fire might have food. Oh, look. Vault. Are places of danger, puzzles and treasure? Oh, why can't they be places of bread, burgers and nuggets? All right. I'll keep that in mind, but I just need food for now. Oh my god, another tribe. No, no, no, no. We don't need that. We don't need that. I need big leaves. How do I get big leaves? Was that like a tribe or something? Or was that my stomach? I genuinely have no idea. Oh, there's rabbits. Rabbits. Come here. I can eat you. Please. It'll be so many fun we can do together. Wait, what? Carrie. I don't know if this is a good idea. I'm on the verge of death. Perfect sake. Everything is so blurry. I need food or perhaps glasses. Are you friendly? Okay. At least he's scared of me. Oh, and my guy's getting hungry. No wonder he's getting scared. Can I cook anything? Please. Choose recipe. Please. Please let me cook something. Make a meat kebab. Oh, no, wait. I actually need the recipe. Oh, yes, of course. I can't just spawn it. I'm dying. Come here, you. Come here. Please. Please. Come on. A few more punches will do it. Come here. Oh, no. Don't run that way. That's the one way you can get away. Gonna herd him back into the wall. No, no, not that way. Not that way. Yes. Okay. Good. Give me your meat. Inventory's full. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm about to die. I am about to die. Meat. Meat. No. Don't stop rolling around the place. Okay. I got the meat. I got the meat. Maybe I should start eating myself. Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions. No. I was just next to the fire. Oh my God. All right, now I got to get all the way back there at night. Oh my God. All the bats are trying to kill me. This is fucking terrifying. They're all chasing me. I can't even see which way I'm going. Okay, come on. Let my stuff be there. Okay, great. My monkey has abandoned me. Oh, there he is. Okay. Okay, there we go. I'm making a little kebab for myself. At least we have that. Now I need leaves to make that fucking bed. God damn it. This is stressful. There we go. I broke into the chest. Got flimsy arrows. And what the hell is this? It's a fruit smoothie that was inside the... Oh my God. If I just opened the chest, I would have gotten fruit smoothie for fuck's sake. Now I'm finding just infinite food everywhere. I don't know if I should be eating berries from a bush that I know nothing about, but oh well, it's done now. There we go. Okay, we got my leaves that I need from earlier. The palm leaves. But I can't hold them all for fuck's sake. Oh, I can save things. I need assistance. Why aren't you saving me? Help. It's like he's talking to me. Oh, dab for me. Oh, this is a cool game. Oh, there's another cave there. Okay, great. Let's build a little bed. This doesn't seem safe at all. There we go. But what is next to my camp? It's some sort of plane crash. Oh, I can store stuff in here too. This is perfect. Even though my neighbors are a little loud, I can hear them. And what have we got here? Any people to eat or anything? Nothing, really? If you're going to crash your plane, at least bring some feckin supplies. Where's the monkey from earlier? I know he wasn't doing anything, but I feel lonely. Oh, there's another chest. Treasure map completed. It's like, wow, you're doing really good. You're so smart figuring out these treasure maps and I'm just derping around randomly finding them by accident. You know, I think that monkey may have given up on me. I think you realize that I'm not going to be one of these survivalists. Fuck's sake. Are you serious? Feck off. I'm just trying to sleep. Oh my god. Okay, at least they're easy to kill. Oh, and I got meat scraps. Okay, maybe this is actually good. Yeah, this is good. This is just Uber Eats. I think I just ate something by accident. God damn it. Hey you, stay away from my village. I want this one. What the hell is going on? I'm a highly trained warrior who's also very tired. Hold on, give me a second. I bet you taste good. Flattery will get you nowhere. Just missing recipe item, but I have no idea what that item is. It just looks like some cloth. Make shift bed sheet. Is that it? It's a different color, but it's close enough, right? My guy's going to be super picky. Like, no, I want nice exterior design. I want all the colors to be right. Not sleeping in that. Ah, there we go. Thank God I finally get some sleep. Seems a bit dangerous to be honest to sleep when all this is going on. But we're going to go down and attack that rival village. Screw you guys for attacking me so much. I don't think anyone's actually home. That's kind of disappointing. I was ready for a fight. Oh, the totem pole is bored stiff. Boring little fella. All right, let's get down there. Can I source some things on the skeletons first though? I can. My storage is a bit strange. I have a broken out car and a skeleton to hold my stuff. All right, let's enter this vault. Oh, great. Anything with the word torturous in it is going to be totally fine. It's going to be really safe. Wait, what the hell? Oh my God. I found meat. Oh, Jesus. Oh God, you weak. I know, then give me a chance. Stop it. Stop it. This is very overwhelming. I'm going to die again. My guy's like one second if you wouldn't mind. Wait, they're running away. Oh, okay. No, they just forgot about me for a second. Yes. Okay. That's both of them dead. Jesus Christ. Eat all those berries fast. You know, I don't know if I'd eat berries that I just found on some random undead tribesmen who was hiding in a cave. Okay. Multi attacks work really well, surprisingly. Oh my God. My guy needs to rest instead. Multi attacks don't work well at all. Tag me in chief. I'm going in immediately run into the vault again. Okay. Good. They don't respawn here. Maybe I can just pick up my stuff again and go to work. Oh, there's a monkey there. There we go. Okay. Another one dead. Another one bites the dust. We got a chest and a monkey and another chest. Is this the final area? Was that it? That was easy. Says the guy who just died. Open up. Please be really nice and good and stuff. Okay. I got fruit smoothies and some timber and stuff. Oh, this is good. I got a wooden club to replace my wooden club. There you go, buddy. Come on out. There we go. Oh, you can paint your monkeys. I've lost this one. I don't know where he is. Paint him like green so we can find him pretty easy. It's like something out of the Wizard of Oz. Why is all this buried treasure just like crispy wings and fruit smoothies? I don't think they taste very good after all this time down here. Oh, great bench. That is one great bench, to be fair. You can make legendary items, but I don't have anything cool to make. All right. I guess I'll just take my fruit smoothie to go and go back home. Oh, small chest. That's what I need. Maybe I should look for a personal trainer. For that, I need some rope and for that, I need leaves. Oh, my God. This is getting complicated. Yes. That's what I needed to fucking store all my food. I went from starving to debt to having so much food, I can't carry it. Okay. That is a nice little set up. We're learning how to make new things. You see, I didn't really realize at the start, but what you got to do to unlock new blueprints is just build them. So I didn't need a campfire. So I didn't make one, but in order to like move further down the chain, I had to make the campfire and it would unlock the next thing. I make that and it unlocks the next thing. So on and so forth. But yeah, I'm getting the hang of the game now. And I think that's a good place to end it. Right? But I know what I'm doing kind of. I think it makes sense because realistically, we all know I don't know what I'm doing. It's just that this gives the illusion that I figured everything out. No, but this game was really fun. I've been looking forward to this for a while. It's been on my wish list for ages. So I'm excited I got to play it. But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed. If you want to see more, let me know, because I would be down to play more of this. This game seems really cool. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. I hope to see you next time. If you want to see more of me, I post every single day. And I stream over on Twitch like five times a week. You can find that link in the description. But other than that, I'll stop rambling so that you can get back to your day. As I said, hope you enjoyed. Hope to see you next time. And yeah, that's about it. Bye for now.