 I want to be the greatest pro-am player in NBA 2K history, but to do that, I have a lot to learn. Reached out to a whole lot of iconic players in the pro-am community. And I'm here to learn, ladies and gentlemen, what it takes to be a Hall of Fame level. Top tier, itty-bitty, tippity, top tier, hash, sitter. Cause, oh, I'mma sit on the hash. I'mma sit firmly on the hash, land my shots when I get the ball. My journey, though, was off to a rough start. Big trust. Are you kidding me? He passing that ball. AJ! Yo, don't ever fucking yelling me like that's one. But we're in higher spirits now. We have a win under our belt, and on top of that, patch 10 just released. Now, if we look carefully at the patch notes, button latency has been reduced when playing pro-am games, resulting in a more familiar user experience. Fam, you have no idea how excited I am for this. Probably more excited than I was for the launch of this game. Just to know that they've worked on the latency. It's a brand new game. I swear to God, if they fix latency the way they're saying they did, man, I promise this is going to be the greatest 2K of all time. I can verify and guarantee that, bro. You're lying. Can you shut it down, Jack? I might sign the contract. That's a good point. I'mma have to, I'll fly over to San Francisco right now and sign anything they give me, man. You know, he can bounce back. That's a bounce back. Mike! Mike, will you bounce back now? Sure. Green. Shoot the ball. You're not shooting. No. Hey, man. Hey, man. I'm trying to get on the other side. Choke artist. Help, Yogi. Yep. Choke artist. He just went through me. Mike! Oh, wow. Oh! Okay. Mr. That's you. Okay, there. He's from Chicago. He's assed. Oh, yeah. We're just from Chicago. We're just right now. He's from Chicago. Our chemistry was holding us back last time around. But now, we've learned each other's tendency. Suwante sometimes will be in the corner wide open and decide to drive the ball. Dirk? Oh, Dirk is effective off the pick and pop. He shoot that ball. It's almost always a green. Precise? Oh, no. He's crafty. He'll work his way around the screen and find an opening. And Yogi, I don't know. Yogi's like a hash shitter. He's like a mediocre hash shitter. I wouldn't say he's all that. But together, oh, together, we have what it takes. Oh, green. There we go. Precise. His body. That's a big shot right there. That's a dot. That's a hop. That's a hop. No god damn. He did. Bro, I'm a first shot. This pass when a guy is in the break. That's a dot. Big three! Big shot! Yo, I don't feel the latency being lower. I feel it being more consistent, but it's not lower. Square, square, square. All the way. All the way. Ah! That's a foul, dog. Oh, God, that's a foul. That's a hop. Hit the shot. Age it. Age it. You are 62 green. I'm here. I'm here. I don't know what they're running. He can't dribble. Go, Dirk. Let's go, Dirk. That's good. What? What is that? What am I watching? It was transition. Swante. He knows Swante. Wait, are you guys doing this? That's not rolling over all pig dimes right there, man. We got to get this win, yo. He's on my hit list. After one of the games we played in the last video, one of the corny goofballs that beat us put out this tweet. Helping a few small streamers get their cloud up, another pool player off the hit list in the process. Nobody was trying. We just started playing together. We have a hit list and so it inspired us. We like to take notes after we lose a game. We're trying to improve, man. And the note we took from that game was we all need to make ourselves a hit list. And so even though we knew that wasn't the real dimes on the other team, in the words of the Migos, we will do anything for a cloud. I don't know if that was corny or lead, but you're going to have to figure it out. I don't know why my teammates don't trust me, man. I make plays. I'm sick of this. I don't care. Bro, it's the latency, bro. Let's go. Come on. I make plays. I make plays. I got a release a little earlier than I had. Okay, please go for it. He's got it. He's got it. Man. Square, square, square. Low key. It takes. Wow. You're welcome. Give me one more bucket. It's one day. It's one day. Yes. It's one day demons. How do we get down? I can. I can score more. One second. Go, go, go. Easy. Oh, let's go. NASA, you must have all the ALU badges. Oh, this is Square, Square, Square. Three seconds. One for Boyd. Oh, let's go. Let's go, Sean. Let's go, Sean. All the way. All the way. All the way. Oh, my God. Let's go, Sean. Shoot. Too late, too late. I'm so shooting over him. I'm so shooting over him. You know my body. Oh, my God. Yo, get the passion lane stills, bro. Yo, do you know I have a swing on the offensive bat? I'm making him stop every possession. You are a lot of styles. I can't get those. No, no. Yes, you can, man. I missed that. That's it. That's on me. That's on me. Got you. Oh, man. Oh, man. What the flag? That's flagrant. That's flagrant. Oh, flagrant. Ball him out. Get him out. Saving my booze. I hit my toe. You got me fucked up. Oh, hallelujah. As we shift into cruise control, I can't help but reflect on the fact that we've gotten two wins in a row. These aren't butt mass teams. This is not ranked pro-am. But they're also not top tier teams. So there's a ways to go, but it's looking promising. Man. The foul. That's a good foul. What? Clear pass. Of all the real clear pass they never called, they called bats. Wow. That's not a turnover. Oh, yeah. I'm here. Oh, I should have. Oh, it dragged you. It's okay. You got to throw it faster, bro. Oh, you see how he was holding on to me? Sam, Sam. That's the PG. That's the PG. Yes. Let's go. Let's go. All the way. All the way. Let's go. That's a great pass there. Come on. Green. Wow. That's all white. Let's go, man. Three seconds. That's a good shot. That's a good shot. Oh, let's go. Precisely. So I want to see, man. You know me? I'm a please, bro. I'm a please. Absolutely. You know, a good quality hash shitter's job isn't over once he clicks square. Yeah. I just sit there and shoot the ball when I'm open. Occasionally run a wrap, you know, off the off-ball screen or whatever. But my job really is to inspire my teammates to get them energized, let them know that even if we're down 25, we could probably still lose the game by like 10. And that's going to be respectable. I'm the glue that holds a team together when we're fighting about stupid, like, hedging on screens and icing screens. Every championship team has a hash shitter that sits there and glues the team back together every time it's falling apart. Hey, just tell me the problem. Get us hyped up. Bring the energy. Let's go. You're a bum. Just like that. Man, he is. He is. I'm there. I failed out, man. That's a shame. That's a good pass. Good pass. Good shot. Yo, you guys could have started switching if he comes up that high, bro. Something in the game makes me lock on to him. I have no idea why. Watch this off-ball. No, I don't know what that means. Are you like, you, anyone who developed this game, you, that's bullshit. Let's go. Why doesn't it matter when I play defense? You want to switch? Why can any of you just dunk on me? Oh, game is ran by fucking badges. Come on. Got you, dude. And he made that. What? Yeah, I. Ten percent. Oh, man. I was there, bro. Green. I'll flip off. Yo, would you like to play a game, ref? What the fuck? What? What? What? Of course we are. Do you see what they're doing? Watch off-ball. We're making a comeback. They're making it right now. Green. Green. Green. Man. Come on now. Call it. No way. No way. Did anyone fall like green? That is so bad. Shot. Hey, Kirk with the shot today, man. What the hell? Good shot. Precise. That's three. Much cold. There you go. On his head top. Precise. Big one. This is a big one, Joe. More points. More points. More points. More points. More points. We need this right here. Oh, yeah. Precise. Make plays. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Watch anything off-ball. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. Stay. We're good. Jump. No way. I do this for a living, bro. I do this for a living, bro. I do this for a living. Look, guys. I'm a 93 overall now. I'm growing. Look. I'm growing. Yep. There we go. Why are they so tall? Why is their whole team tall? Why are they pressing like that? They think we're playing. Bro, I know. Swant, you got to space out. You can't just stand right next to the agent. You have to go to your corner. Why are you doing that? Pin him. Pin him. I didn't pick that 5-4 if I can't pick up a ball from the floor. I'm slowly starting to come to the realization that my three level score at 6'5 is probably the worst build I could run at small forward on pro-ing. Not only do I not have any of my play-making or defensive badges, but I'm only all right on offense. But on the defensive end, I'm getting absolutely manhandled by anybody I guard. Can't cut people off in the corner when they're trying to cut. People get random blow-bys and contact dunks on me all the time. And God forbid when a screen is set and I have to maneuver my way around it. Oh, I had it too. Shut up. Why did I get baited there? Look at that difference from first quarter to second quarter defense. On his head! On his f***ing head! Precise! You want that? What the f***? Oh, that's tragic. Oh my God. Roll over there. Oh yeah, take it. Well, these two reach it. All of them reach it. Do you see that? Man, look at us go. After a horrible start, we managed to find ourselves back into the game. We figured out their trap defense. We're exploiting it, finding openings. I'm sitting here like a proud fob. Sitting on my itty-bitty hash, looking out at all my children. They've really grown up. Watch your play. Good shot. Shitting it. And one! Get that! Rolled. Good deed. Rolled. I guarantee they would never get my f***ing build block. Never. No cuts. The edges. I'm there the whole time. Let's go. Hey, get a score. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yep. Let's go! Let's go, man. Good play, sir. Passing late. Passing late. I'm here. Passing late. Come on. Come on. Until I get defensive badges on my next account, there's no point in me trying. They're never going to give it to me, bro. They're never going to give it to me. Here, here, here. Go for the easy bucket. No three's on my way. Mm-hmm. Watch back. You got a pump up. You got a pump up. Yo, look it. Watch it back on the replay. It's better than two than a three. You got ten seconds, precise. Work out middle. Mm-hmm. Five-one. You don't want that? Great, dude. Great, dude. Yes, sir. Shot! From the house! Shot! Are we just giving it to them? Hey, yo. Easy take, easy take. Bro, all they want is to steal. They're closing up. Go ahead and close that. I'm going to hide right now. We just can't lose. It's all winning on this side. Seems like we figured our shit out. We might not have the most optimal builds to play in a competitive pro-ad match, but here we are playing teams that regularly play in these amateur leagues and we're not struggling. And we just started... I mean, I haven't really been playing 2K. So just imagine when I really, really get down to it. Oh, yes. I'm going to be haul a fame tier hash sitter. All the way, all the way. Shake it off. Shake it off. Yeah! Back doors. I don't think I should be guarding the back door. Every player in the back door, y'all got to keep it safe. Even when I bump him, he'll pass me and it's too... Good board, good board. Got that. Dot. White full. Dot. Good shot. Good rebound player. Let's go. Yeah. Go! That's where I'm stopped! Agent, what didn't we tell you? I'm just slow, I think, as analyzing the floor takes one. Yep. Swarm back door. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep. Good fucking drop. Good fucking team came in on him. You're a... He's scared. He's scared. He's scared. I'm pissed at him. White's right now, man. I'm sitting on this one. Man, that was a good hot. Wow. Got your agent. Oh! Did we hit those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Give me a bucket agent. And one agent. Oh, see, now I'm getting frustrated. Even if I play a possession perfectly defensively, it still doesn't matter. I don't get bumps. My contests never matter. And I am a walking contact dunk animation. Just imagine I bump into a good pierced slasher. It's over. Yep. Good shit. Fucking bad. What the fuck? It's serious. Holy. I'm tired of mine. His build is so fucking bad. Well, I could just stay on offense because it doesn't matter when I defend. Honestly, agent, if you even had a pure rim and jumped at that, he's still hitting it because it's a fucking same contest. Where? Throw it down if you need to. Go, go, go. Yo, on his head. Precise? That's what I'm talking about. Guys. I don't think you're gonna hit it. All right. If they make one more point, I'm visiting the 2K Studios to file a formal complaint. Got that. Huh? What? What was that? Is that a lockdown, Mike? That's a lockdown right there. Good take. Wow. They blessed him with positioning. All right. Shit. It doesn't matter if I'm there. It does not matter if I am there or not. On the whole team? Oh, my God. I thought you were loving it. That's why. Front of him. Wait. They called it their best. Ronny is behind this. He's right there doing some disco tech with the servers. There's no way all this bullsh- happening in a row. Preboard. There. Huh? I fell. Oh, we got lucky. I'm out. Maybe we do that. No way. I love when my fucking calf muscle steals the basketball when I play in real life. My favorite part of playing in real life. Stop. I was there. Yeah. Good shot, Swan. That's not a- Yo, that's not a travel. That is a travel. That is- He just traveled. Fine. We got a bet. Are you- Man, I'm mur- Oh, man. Why? Good shot, Swan. Good shot. Man, I should have committed. Good shot. That's good shot. I should honestly go for trap. Good. Like that would have- Good shot. That's what I'm talking about, Yogi. Let's go. No, man. That's a jump. That's a jump. I'm all right. It's the worst scene of my time. All right, don't put this in the video. Ha ha ha ha. I'm absolutely demoralized. Feel as though I've done all I can with this build. Time for me to move on. I need a build that's going to be there for me. On offense and on defense. I need a build that's not afraid to sit firmly at the hash, waiting, clicking X, awaiting the ball. But most importantly, I need a build that's 99 overall. A build that's six foot eight, a little bit taller. One that has a 92 open shot three with all his badges. Because while you could see me hit, and I could hit consistently now from the hash, I need to do more. And I need to do it for my team. And so it's a final goodbye, guys. This abysmally horrible three level score. This will be the last that we see of this horrible, atrocious, very frustrating to play three level score. You'll be missed, buddy.