 I like Forest. I'm sure you do. I'm your Pathfinder, follow me. Right, not I will. So I'm happy to say that this is... What's the name of the map? Honestly, I have no memory. You made two engines of war. Ah, excellent. If you clicked up you can see some details. Yeah, that's right. So this is my first time playing through engines of war, and I have absolutely no idea what it's going to look like, but with previous maps from the game I expect some pretty interesting, hopefully, level design. Why not? Medical supplies. Okay, I'll take those. Thank you. We don't actually seem to have any much... That was stupid. Dermantite or something like that. Pretty much. Now it's Dermantite. When you hear the drums of war, your pants turn brown. Oh, there are plenty of rats here. So shall we make delicious rats to you? I found killing stuff, but I'm trying to... Oh, our friend is pretty much dead. Yep, he's very, very dead, but I managed to revive him. So that's nice, I guess. He can thank me later by giving me all his fortune. The dwarf bot is better than him. Well, that's one of the facts in life, I suppose. I took them. Excellent. Okay, this location may be hard for finding Thompson's remorse, I think, because of the mist and all. Well, I'm sure we'll somehow manage. We don't have to do it in our first playthrough, anyway. Let's just explore them up. Totem thingy. Well, totem thingy is... Oh, it's nice. It's very warhammer typical. He took my bomb. Well, it wasn't mine, but... Did you hear what my elf said? Yeah. It's about small, filthy, and noisy. It's just like a dwarf. Well, she is very right about that. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, oh, oh, oh, oh, I have gas rats here. Rotting gun, time guns, ogre rats, oh, full, the full package. Yeah, I managed to kill the rotting gunner, but... I managed to kill the gas rats, and the ogre rats chased me. This is going to get worse before it gets better. I will blow him with my dwarf bomb. Excellent job. Now, if only he were as kind as to die. Honestly, I have absolutely no idea if this... He's playing rugby with us. Yeah. You know, where rats actually are big fans of... We managed to take care of him. It's a long time to medicate, and that's done with. I would love to have some ammunition. My new swords, and... I'm glad you are. I'm enjoying my old rape here, which is really what I do all day long. Oh, ammunition. Where? Ah, I'll take them. Thank you very much. Enjoy your bullets. I will. I will enjoy flinging them at this gusting rat food. Because that's what everyone does with rats, I think. Oh, a potion of speed. At least you have endless supply of pistols. Yeah, for some reason, the animation of the witch hunter every single time I shoot, it looks like I'm dropping a gun. Well, you can't see it, but everyone else can. Yeah, don't say it, don't say it. Kids are watching. Or may... Probably not. Probably even me are watching this over ourselves right now. Oh, we actually... Actually, I think it will be very helpful for kids. It will teach them to take care of the vermin. If that happens in real life, they are going to need some... This is a good method for Black Death. Yeah, pretty much. The children will know. Dark Age is an example. Yeah. Oh, let's... Do you find yourself like 50% of the time when you shoot with your pistol? Oh my, assassin. You shoot through someone, so you could shoot the targets. For example, shoot through my body and shoot the target behind me. It really happens. Oh, rattling gunner, careful. Yeah, because... Oh, nice. Very nice. Because on the challenge, nightmare and challenge... I don't know what was the difficulty after nightmare. I'm not on its scale or something on the lines. Friendly fire with ranged weapons. Probably on the last difficulty there will be melee as well. Yeah. Well, we're going to find out eventually. One thing's for certain, friendly fire is a bitch. Was that a bomb? Sorry? No. Oh, we have a fourth player. Yeah. The bright witch joined us some time ago. Magically transformed into a magical fire woman. Yeah, that happens more often than you think. They are like butterflies. Pretty much. You're dead. You know, have you ever read Ratfilet Mignon? It's very delicious. I can prepare you some with the rat which is slotted. I will try. Never tried it before. I'm sure it took it in. Lots of nutrition, actually. Hearing sounds no time there. For example, now I'm hearing the rat with the skulls, but there is no rat to go. You know, if you have sound hallucinations, you should probably get that checked out. Ah, I poked the other rat before he could poke me. That was far more fun than it should have been. I poked them with arrows. It's what we do, mate. Let's see. Is there something here? Oh, medical supplies. Lovely. Sometimes I manage to poke two rats with one arrow. I'm going to check out if there's no nothing here. Oh, this is some kind of fortress. Well, the moon is so pretty. Yeah, the moon is really quite good here. It reminds me of Dragon Age Inquisition because of the green house. Was it green there? Let's try that. Oh my. Uh oh. This is not going to be easy. Good bomb. That was a good use of your bomb hatch. Well, I suppose there's one good thing that's come out of this. I have really quite gotten good at blocking. This storm vermin, was it storm vermin or storm something? Storm guards. They are called storm guards, I think. Oh, assassin rat. Yeah, I see. I think I found the location. No. You okay? This time this assassin rat just jumped to me, kissed me on the neck. Well, he was probably trying to give you a hug or something along the lines. Oh, I'm in some kind of a mind now. Oh no, I need help. Please help me. I don't want to die. And the wizardess is not helping me. That's rude. I saved her life just a minute ago. We have to take some explosive barrels and put them in front of something. Our allies are going there right now. Even our arrows left, do you? No. I know the feeling. Oh, I saw a lot of my charges at the twin blades. Right, I'm going to go place the barrel next to their evil device. Please protect me. I am making a wall from corpses. Ah, bloody hell. Good. So, that was nice. With his two darts. Oh, this is the machine. Yeah. Well, it looks like some alchemical device. It reminds me of something made by Marvin the Martian, honestly. Oh no, a rattling gunner. I shot him in the head with my second last bullet. Now I'm kind of sad I don't have any more bullets, honestly. Ah, bullets. Ammunition, I mean. Go up the stairs and take some ammunition. Okay, I will keep them away. And then I'll take some more because I just used a whole bunch of them. Ooh, a barrel. I'll take this one. Oh no, he took that one. Bloody hell. How meanhearted of him. I'm going to kill myself. Rattlingunner. Oh my. I'm taking fire to your life. Yeah, I'm behind the thing and it protects me. Right, we managed to destroy one more. Ah, time to leave the camp. Well, that wasn't too hard, I think. I hope that's the end. So, your witch doctor can summon fairies. I think we should wait for them before we go. I am afraid that they will. Finally, they caught up to us. Now I only have two bullets left. How great is that? Wasted three bullets from my other... I found healing stuff. Okay, we can stay here and wait them to come to us. How much blood? Oh, my FPS seriously dropped just now. You know, optimization of this game is really kind of not quite there yet. I hope they take care of this issue because it's kind of annoying. It's not the only one I report. Oh yeah, the graphics really are good, but the optimization isn't... Yeah, I need to save the witch. Can you please wait for me? I saved her. Excellent. Whom did I murder? How did he die, I wonder. The Imperial Goon. I'm sure he's been called worse. Come on, dude. Being Imperial isn't all that bad. Let's see what's here. A dead rat, apparently. It smells of old magic here. Oh, old magic and dark gods. Dead horsey. Old magic and dark gods, that doesn't sound good. Maybe you should heal the witch. I am afraid she's... I didn't check that there. Oh, he found a tom somewhere. Yeah, he did a while back. I didn't notice where exactly, so... Which kind of sucks. Witch, wait! Wait! Ooh, ammunition. Witch, you bitch. Uh-oh. Behind you. Oh. I hear them. They are too noisy. Let's not dally too long. Late in your face? Oh, my. Right. Well, you know I've discovered that using guns to kill rats is one of the best ways to do it. What a giant tree. Maybe a drink, indeed. Uh-oh. Hello, Mr. Rat. Lovely seeing you, then. I think we're pretty close to the end of the level. Do you think all the rats are family? They're in different clans, I think. But yeah, if you count a clan as family. If they're like real rats, they must multiply like rats. Like rats. Well, probably. I'd really rather not think about the multiplication processes in rat culture. So, I think when we summon the fairy, you have to survive like in the... Definitely. Let's see, let's not summon it, uh-oh. Okay, I forgot to hold it. Come with me. Wait, I'm going to save the soldier, buddy. Okay, I'm coming to help. Oh, I found healing supplies. I'm going to heal myself. You're having issues? Having trouble? Yeah. Uh-oh. Um. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I know. I managed to save the witch woman. I need to revive. Yeah, good. A chest. Nothing in the chest, of course. Why would there be anything in the bloody chest? This path is too... You still clouded? Bloody. Oh, there is a door for the basement. I'm going to open it. I'm going in the basement. Basement. If there's something interesting there, let me know. I'm checking for book. There is no book. Oh, you can go in the basement via two ways, a door, and there is a hole, like in the... A hole in your life, I suppose? The wall of the... I see. Rotting. Where? Somewhere. I hear him. Oh, I found a loot guy. Excellent. Oh, no. I just found lots and lots of rats. Uh-oh. Oh, fuck, fuck. He killed me. Yeah, he's shooting me, and when he's shooting me, I'm moving, probably. Yeah, I know the feeling. I am right now supposed to go reach the ferry. How the hell am I going to end up? The hardcore is permanently dead. Right. Oh, if you can go in the ferry and go without me. No! Oh, no. In the last possible moment. Fuck! We lost in the...