 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and this is how a professional youtuber does his video. He's just gonna also clip off that that would also work. Oh god, I can hear myself. Okay, that's not gonna work. You know, I do love the sound of my own voice. I listen to it every day. I have to listen to myself way too much because I post daily, which means I edit daily, and then I have to listen to me daily. I can't believe some of you do that voluntarily. So I'll tell you one thing. I've had enough of me. Well, today we are doing more The Walking Dead Saints and Sinners. We played this already on the channel. Don't worry if you missed it. You didn't miss out on much, but this game is heckin amazing. Sorry for swearing. I'll do my Hail Marys later. God, I haven't been to confession in a long time. Like, I'm not a super religious guy, but I'm still Catholic. I should still be going. The priest's gonna hear a lot of messed up shit the next time I go. I'll just bring videos. I'll just show him videos one after one. Like, this is the stuff I do. How many Hail Marys do I have to say? All right. Well, that's an issue right off the bat. God damn it. The one time I put on my wrist straps. My husband. He's turned. No, I did that quest already. Oh, super Chrisley. Jesus Christ. Hidden in the blue place. 2024. Okay, that must be the safe key, and this is the key for that mansion or whatever. Jesus Christ. Why am I coughing? Oh shit. Oh shit. Dude, stop. Stop. Look. You have to stop. Otherwise, you'll get in mad trouble. Got him by the head. What are you gonna do? Can we just hug this out? Would you mind? I'm just gonna put him on the ground. I'm gonna let him calm down. Oh shit. Oh my God. This is scary. What the f- Jesus Christ. I'm dead. Well, that is instant karma for what I did to that poor woman. That was scary when he just stopped and started staring at me. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. That scared me too. Stop breathing in my ears. Die, lady. No more. No more. Where are you gonna go? Oh my God. She's fast. Zombies. Sick girl. Where's she running to? Wait, she's just stopped there. She's confused. Well, maybe run away then. You're acting like you want to die. Oh good, a zombie. Oh, I'll never come back. Tormenting this poor lady. Jesus, for someone with a gunshot wound, she is fast. Hello. I'll get her for you. You can eat her afterwards. Where are you? Where are you? This game is less scary when I'm the hunter. Oh, that looks like her. Maybe she just died. All right, come here. That meal I promised you. Yeah, sorry. You can't have that now anymore. Oh, sorry. I'm not that strong. Sorry. Trying to make this as painless as possible. Sorry. I'm not very good at this. Wait, what happens now? Because I didn't get the safe or the key or anything. Oh, Tom Clanky, my favorite author. My favorite book of his is Splintersaw. No, stop being creepy. Go back to letting me chase innocent civilians. I just got to try and forget that, like, I'm alone. The house is really dark and it's midnight. And oh God, why did I bring this up? Grab him by the head. Sorry. Honestly, I will get better at this eventually. I died again. All right, I'm going to stop messing around. I got to get into that house. Oh, what is that? Oh, it's a pair of a gun. Lady, look what I found. Take it. It's yours now. Do not reject gifts. Perfect sake. All right, give me your stuff. I'm not doing your quest. I refuse. All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy implying that I was ever nice. Also, I found out you can do this, which is pretty neat. Hey, zombie, you like this? Pretty cool, huh? It's a little magic trick. No more grabbing by the head for fun. The whole neighborhood's out. They're really impressed by my magic. Why are there so many of you? It's a magic trick. Get over it. Honestly, this is creepier than any zombie. Like someone just walking slowly through the alleys, flicking a knife about orange blitz. Doesn't look too dirty to me. Yummy. Ground soda. Bottle. Sweet. Hello. Okay, I think we're good. Oh, look, a little basement. This doesn't sound safe at all. Oh, Jesus Christ. Why am I doing this? This is a terrible idea. Oh, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea. Okay, I just wanted to see which weapon was stronger. It's definitely the axe. I'm like knocking. Oh, fucking hell. Jesus Christ. I knocked for you. You should have the same courtesy. Wait, why can't I hear myself again? Maybe it's just my inside voice. No, surely if I had any sturdy conscience, it would have spoke up when I was killing that innocent lady. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's like, ah, that thing moved. It's like, yeah, because you touched it. God, I can hear them everywhere. The stairs are fucking rigged. This is a joke. Oh, this bow and arrow. No, I don't need this. I bet that's like the most legendary weapon in the game now that I'm just throwing, but I'm clueless. Oh, fucking hell. She freaked me out. Oh, now the other one's coming to play too. Honestly, my hands are sweating. Okay, I got the thing I needed. I am leaving. I'm out of here. I don't need to be here anymore. Oh, for fuck's sake. No soliciting. Go away. Get off my property. That's the property line. Leave. Leave now. This is how I am in real life when people approach my house. I got away with it. I think I have everything I need. Wait, what was my checklist again? Kill lady. Get microphone. Yes, I did everything. The resting place. Is that where I go? Or do I? All right, back to the resting place. Quick check to make sure there are no creepy people in the room with me. It's still good. All right, now I can go back to just being nervous inside the virtual reality headset. It's nice to get that few seconds of relief, though, to know there is no one in here. After a while, you just start to feel like you're being watched or something, which obviously is not the case. There is no one watching me right now. Okay, here we go. Where's my microphone? Oh, good. I thought it was gone for a second. I was like, are you serious? I went through all that for nothing. Okay, I can't remember how to... Okay, I did it. I'm so good with technology. Hello. Okay, it still isn't working. Install the antenna. Henry left in the boss. Oh, I had the antenna in here. I thought it was a wand. Wingardium Leviosa. Yeah, I'm definitely going a bit mad from the loneliness. There. I did it. Okay, there doesn't seem to be any channels active. Oh wait. No, that was just slightly louder static. Damn it. This thing won't work. Oh wait, we got an option here. Waterfall. What does that mean? What'd you just say? It's on my word of day calendar. Sorry. That's not possible. I've got ears everywhere. I hear it all from every angle, okay? Nothing gets past me. Oh my god, what's happening to our hand now? Spider-Man. Seems like someone so informed would know a bit more than the average schmuck. Geez, I went through a lot of trouble to get this microphone and now I'm just banging the shit out of it. I'm just suddenly hearing like pull-ups on the aerial. Yeah, these old machines were built to last, that's for sure. What the hell was that? Oh, fuck, what is going on? It's windy here. I don't know. Oh, once again, I'm a Skyrim guy. Must have been the wind. I'll just stand here. What was that? Added to journal. Investigate the strange sound and the lantern. Really? All right, let's go. I won't say I'm ready, but I know waiting will just make it worse. What the hell is all this shit? Who has time for this kind of art? I guess what else would you be doing? What's this? Well, that's fucking creep. Don't send me down there, please. Do not send me down there. Wait, do I have a key for this? No, thank god. I'm just like, I don't want to go in there. Find a key to unlock the- Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't want to go down there. For fuck's sake. What kind of an idea is this? Like someone's clearly trapping me. Be warned. I don't think I even need a warning. I know this is stupid. What are you even doing down here, you loser? Stop loitering. Getting angry at the dead. Like, to be fair, that's the most respectful zombie I've come across so far. They literally went down underground where they should be. Now, I'd rather you actually ran at me and we fought because I don't want you lingering around here or just stand there and die. You know what? You're even nicer than the last one. I thought I was getting used to this game and I was like, now that I'm familiar with how it works, it's not as scary, but no, I'm still freaked out by it. Like, look at this shit. How are you not freaked out by this? What are you doing? Lazy? Get up. No, actually, you know why am I saying that? Stay down. There we go. All right, I'm out of here. Thank god, I don't want to be here. But he wants to be here unfortunately and I'm standing in his way. I love the axe. I feel so powerful with it. Oh, my hands are sweaty. Just filling you in on my bodily functions is all. Don't read to me just because I picked that up. I don't want to hear your voice in my ears. I'd rather be listening to my own voice again. Facing me in an open field? You fool. Now I'm comfortable. Out in the open again. It feels safe. What the shit is that? Oh, it's a marching band to think I was scared by that. Mama. Wait, you just signed it. Mama? Are you my mom? Why did you leave me? Huh, key? No, I don't want this. Do I have to go back the way I came? I don't want to go through that tunnel again. Like, I know I killed everyone down there, but they're bound to have reinforcements. Like, it is a literal grave. This path is so freaky, this long corridor. I really didn't think I'd have to go down here. I thought the game would take it a bit easy on me, not just get super freaky out of nowhere. Oh yeah, I actually have to use the key. That's the old point of keys. They don't just know you have them. Hello? Is anyone there? Please don't be... If you are, can you just leave? The hell is this? It's a rope. Very strong rope. I'm gonna climb it. I don't think he came once to me to do this. A feck off. What is this? Tower. A fountain of some kind. I'm sick of these riddles. Like, I already have enough shit to deal with. Travel to Via Corolla. Okay. Can that be a daytime and also not underground, please? The dead have grown in number. Ah, fantastic. I hope my hand's gonna all floppy. Jesus Christ, I used the force. Why aren't I using that on the zombies? I wonder what innocent person I'm gonna kill out here. No, I won't kill them on site. I want to actually listen to them. It's just that lady I helped last time, so once I help someone, I can never help them a second time. Okay, good daytime. Fantastic. Oh, and transport. You would be a fool not to take that. Oh, no. Fantastic, how do I make her stop? You're ruining my video, and it wasn't that good to begin with. I'm angry. Someone come fight me. There we go. Now I'm getting good. Oh, ground soda. Wait, what? What the shit? Could you stop talking? No, not you. Sorry. Sorry. I probably should have checked if you were good or not first. Whoa, look at this. Wow. Now I'm tough. You dead? Don't come back, okay? I'm ready. Whoever's in there. Oh, shit. No, no, no. I'm not ready for you. Jesus. Get off of me. Run away. There you go. Think you're smart. Sneak it up on me. Well, you are. You did a really good job, buddy. I have to congratulate you. Smoking. Smoking good. I want to light my cigarette. I want to seem cool for my subscribers. Wads of money. Why are you even keeping this? What good is this anymore? I don't think there's anything in here, and honestly, it's just kind of freaking me out. I should probably leave. Wait, hold up. I gotta light my cigarette. Oh, God, that's not working. Jesus Christ almighty. You're an awful fecker. Do you know that? Okay. Well, I have third degree burns now. That's kind of cool too. There's a lot of people around here. Where's that drawing? Where did I keep my drawing? So where are they? No, that's my cigarette. Okay, there's like a building called Tower, and there's a fountain in the back. You sure about that? Maybe they aren't so bad after all. Like, I pointed a gun right at him, and he didn't even draw. Like, once again, I think I'm just the bad guy. He wasn't contributing to society anyway. I guess it doesn't matter. Stay still now. You next. Be careful. Don't come too close. You might get secondhand smoke. Oh, shit. I'm warning you. I will smoke on you. Stay back. Stay back. Stay back. All right, good. Sorry, I'm a smoker. The faking coughing is so over the top. Like, are they gonna shoot at me? I don't know. I'm ready to draw. I'm ready if you want to attack me, all right? Nothing. Do nothing. What the hell? Oh, I'll just leave you to it then. Sorry. What the hell is going on? That was kind of cool that the zombie went to eat him. Are you guys friendly or not? That's the tourist? Doesn't look so tough. Wait, how did you guys hear about me? I've literally met one other person and I murdered her. Guys, can you come with me? That would be a great help, actually. I feel kind of safe for the first time, like ever. I need to get back to their fountain. Should I just start a war? I don't know. I'm kind of in the mood for a gang war. The hell is this? Oh my god. You are freaky feckers. You know that? What is that? It's like alerting me, but I don't know why. Is it my health? Should I stop smoking? No, that can't be it. No. Why are you opening fire? Neighborhood Watch. Come over. Help me. Shit, shit, shit. All right. Shooting at me fair enough, but the names really? Okay, I'm just going to back away. I'm just going to drop down and I'll be on my way if you don't. For feck's sake. Oh my god. You guys are terrifying. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh my god. They both just took a shot to the head. Just to be clear, I'm not involved with them. I just met them. I've got a gun. Why don't they care? Oh god, one of them is dead. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have angered everyone. I'm on his side. Okay, now I've pissed everyone off. Dude, you might want to get some cover. Look, do what you want. It's your life. Stop staring at me. Do something. Okay, why can I not shoot people all of a sudden? Who had this? I know you're not fighting with these. Where are your actual guns? Dude, dude. I'd shoot if I could, but I really can't. Where are all the weapons? All right, come on. Why am I getting halves of guns? Jesus Christ. All right, gotta be careful with this zombie. They're obviously tough. Just kick that bike out of the way like it was nothing. I'm trying to stand up. I look like a child ready to be picked up. Stand up. Stand up. There we go. Now I can't move. Sorry, I got to kill you. This whole thing was very embarrassing. I didn't want anyone to see that. Look at these traps. I think that means that I'm in an area I shouldn't be in when it does that noise. The thing is, I don't even know why I'm here. I don't know what I'm looking for. I'm making a shit ton of noise here. I'm like setting off the traps. I'm dropping bottles and smashing them. I'm not good at stealth. Is that what I'm looking for? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Benoit has the waterfall. Stop reading. Mama's through fucking around with this. Who is mama? Wait, what the hell? I'm okay. They're stuck. They're politely just waiting for the door to come up. Magic Journal, what do I do? Deposit the intel in the coffin. Okay, I am out of here. Maybe they'll just blame all that noise and the person stealing their intel on the zombies. They must have just been a really crafty zombie. All right, there's the boat. Get out of here. I'm fucking done with this place. Everyone using guns, and then they drop half. Guns, it's ridiculous. Oh, we're done. Oh, thank god. That was stressful. All right, well, we are done. I want to get going back to this little setup. Wow, this is so professional. I hope you're really impressed. If you want to know how to be a YouTuber, stop sending me emails and just copy this. All right, but we aren't going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. If you want to see more of this, do let me know because it's a really fun game, but by god, is it stressful. And it seems like it's getting really hard all of a sudden and also really creepy. I'm still angry they sent me down to that crypt. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.