 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. The brilliant, the most positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive. Yep, shawlamenia guy, Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Another day, man, of quarantined podcast life. Salute to everybody who is braving this element called coronavirus to do their podcast in their studios, face to face with people. Good luck, you brave it in me. Okay, congratulations. That was your week, Schultz. It was good, my man. It was good, bro. Let's get right into it, dawg. People want to know how do you feel now that the king is back, the king in New York, the king of rap, the king of charts, the king of YouTube, you know what I mean? I'm not even entertaining it, my brother. What you mean, bro? Nah, I'm not entertaining it because I'm just not entertaining it. But what does that mean? Are you entertained by it? You must be entertained by the king. No, not at all. And I think that, you know, I hate watching history repeat itself. Especially when, you know, everybody should learn from their mistakes. Everybody. Right. So it's just like you're going to gas the same thing to happen again. You can't clearly like this person or be entertained by this person the way that you think you are when you know if you didn't learn the first time. I'll say it like this and it'll be simple. If you bump your head once and don't learn from bumping your head, the next time your head's going to get decapitated completely. Whoa. So your prediction is the king of New York gets assassinated. My prediction is the same prediction that has always been since two years ago when I was right. You end up in jail or dead. And if you already went to jail and you didn't learn from that, then what happens next? You all think that shit is funny. I'm 41 years old. Like that shit ain't funny to me. Honestly. I don't like seeing self-destruction. I don't. I really honestly, truly don't. But you don't find it funny, dude. Like I think it's hilarious. You don't find it funny. What's funny about a man having to move two times in four days? I mean, if you know how awful moving is, that's hilarious. Like if one of my friends said that they had to move and then move again, I would laugh at the pain that he was about to endure alone. That would be so much fun for me. But just the idea, like posting the pictures of like the mouse, putting the mouse in the video, telling everybody they mad. Like you don't find it funny. You're a person that has a twisted sense of humor. You like watching someone bomb on stage. Why not watch them, you know, get decapitated again? Why is that not fun? Is that your limit? No, it's not funny. I mean, it's not funny because, you know, when I see a brother, I'm like, when I see a person, you know, online, constantly explaining themselves over and over again with tears in their eyes. That lets me know exactly what that person is at. That Jay-Z had a bar. I'm going to give you this Jay-Z bar, right? Hold on. I don't want to misquote it because I'm really not talking about this ever. I think I don't think it's something to be entertained, but I'm going to give you all this bar because Jay-Z said it in a rap. And it sums up this situation perfectly. But once again, y'all won't realize this until it's too late. But the bar is... Hold on. I'm pulling it up. I don't want to misquote it because it's such a phenomenal bar. Hold on. Hold on. I'm getting to it. I'm on genius. Hold on. Hold on. Yes. He says the labeling of a snitch is a lifetime scar. You're always being jail-nigger, just minus the bars. And that's the truth to the matter. But is... Would you not have snitched in his situation? I would never be in that situation. But hypothetically speaking, you're in that situation, right? Where you're not part of this gang at all, right? You sound like a person who doesn't want to be held accountable for your actions. At the end of the day, this is how I've always been. Right. If I did something, I need to be held accountable for my actions. I got to deal with the consequences of my actions. I can't look around and say, well, you made me do this. Sorry. You were the cause of that. If I'm with you and I'm doing what he was doing, come on, man. That's a good point. You have to be accountable for the actions. You got to be held accountable. All of that stuff sounds good. All of that, oh, well, they slept with my baby mom and they tried to kidnap me. And they did X, Y, and Z. And you know, it's no honor among thieves. That's what they do in that world. In that world, wolves cannibalize themselves. It is what it is. You knew that. That's not an out. It's not an out. So if there's no honor amongst thieves, then why do we expect honor to this code of not snitching? Why is that the rule above all rules, but there are no rules? The question should be, there are no rules, but the question should be if there's no honor among thieves, then nobody in that world deserves to be honored. And you don't get, you don't get honored. You know what I'm saying? Because you weasel your way out of a situation. And honestly, I just don't respect nobody who doesn't learn from their past mistakes. Like, I don't care how smart you come off, smart people learn from their own mistakes, wise people learn from the mistakes of others. I see a person that has done neither. I don't think it's not. He hasn't learned. That's for sure. He hasn't learned. He hasn't learned. But I think that it does resonate with me a little bit. Like if somebody fucks my baby mama and then like kidnaps me and like does some shit to my mom, I'm not going to assume that they're loyal to me. So if you break that loyalty, then don't assume that I'm going to be loyal to you. Your king, your king. Your king portrays the image of a gangster, right? Yes. So what should a gangster do if somebody fucks his baby mama? I would call the police if I was having. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. This note, you're actually making a really good point. That's all I'm saying. You a gangster. You handle that like a gangster. Go bust your gun, gangster. I see. Go bust your gun. They kidnap you. Go bust your gun. Get back at your people. That's all I'm saying. If you're in that lifestyle, that's what you do. See, I knew you were going to give a good perspective on this for me. So you were upset that he was portraying himself in one way and using. No, I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. I'm upset that he just has not learned his lesson. That's it. That's it. It's like, yo, you got to have some sense of humility. Because if you believe in God, if you believe in the universe, whatever you think, you know, got you out of this situation, whatever higher power got you out of that situation for you to come right back doing the same old shit, that's a slap in the face to the universe. That's a slap in the face to God. So if you're getting a second chance, I think that you should use your second chance for more than just more trolling. I guess what I'm saying is I never saw him as a gangster. And I never bought the idea that he was a gangster. What I always thought was funny about it was that he was clearly not a gangster, but he was basically checking these other dudes who have claimed to be gangster on their gangster, if you will. That's not checking. That's not checking. Or he was calling them out. I don't know what that like in poker the term is. In poker the term is check, right? Like call. I'm from the old school. Calling somebody out is not thumb thugging. Calling somebody out is being somebody faced and having that same energy that we have never seen. Right. You know what I'm saying from that young man. I just think it's sad. I know it's going in badly. Just like I told y'all two years ago. And I really was hope I was really rooting for him to come home and, you know, change his ways. Like I don't know why you would come home and set yourself on fire. You should come home and lay low. Be cool. Be calm. By the way, if you come home, you'd be cool. You'd be calm a year from now. People might forget about this shit. But you come home immediately. You come home immediately. And you taunting motherfuckers like right out the gate. Right. Who is he taunting? Was he taunting some of the people that. I'm going to say something. Jealousy and envy. On top of people not liking you because they think you're an informant. It's a very, very, very, very, very volatile mix of ingredients that will not lead to anything good happening to said young man. And once again, you know, the fact you had to move, you got to move twice in a few days. That's not, that's not what's up, man. Like that's who wants to live like that? Like I'm at the point in my life with peace of mind is the ultimate for me. I want to walk down the street and be able to mind my business. I can keep my head on the swivel, you know, but that's just the way I am naturally because I'm a paranoid anxious person. But I want to live. I want to have peace of mind. I don't want to be in a situation where I'm trapped in my own head all the time. I'm trapped in my own thoughts. I'm constantly questioning myself and my decisions and the decision he made, he's going to be questioning for the rest of his life. And that's why he has to constantly explain it. All I've seen the past few days is him just constantly explaining why he did what he did and trying to make light of the situation. It's like, bro, you're that you got to wear that. As whole said, you'll always be in jail minus the fucking bars, bro. Like you trapped. You can't enjoy none of that. You can't enjoy your life. How many how many people do you think rap fans really care about the street code? None of them. None of his fans majority of his fans, none of them. But that's not the point. You have all of those numbers, all of that. All of those Instagram views and YouTube views and all that, but you still going to be miserable on the inside. Well, we don't know that, bro. Did you see him? Did you watch? I saw the clips on Shade Room. Right. Eyes were watering the whole time. He did look like he was going to cry and he did. His hands were shaking. Eyes watering the whole time. What do you think I was about? Voice cracking. Just like what I'm telling y'all right now. He's in his head mentally. He knows he fucked up. He knows that shit was wack. He knows that shit wasn't honorable. He knows that shit wasn't gangster. He knows nobody's going to ever really put their arm around him. He's actually, he's shunned by a lot of people. That's not a good feeling. Of course not. But if he was never a gangster to start and never really cared to be a gangster in the first place, do you think he cares for the validation of gangsters? Well, he's in his song talking about shooting up chicken spots. What? In that new record, he's talking about shooting up chicken spots. So he's still talking about tough guy shit. Wait, you listen to the words of a Takashi 6ix9ine song? Well, actually somebody sent me that. Somebody told me that. But the point is, yes, he gives a fuck. What are you talking about? He's a kid that needs this validation. Yes. Of course. He's a young kid. It's their era. They like retweets. They like comments. Why do you think he's under everybody's post? Why do you think he's always on Shayron? He's right there watching all of this shit, just like the rest of us. Yes, he gives a flying fuck. He cares tremendously. Outside of, let's say we're aliens and we're looking at this situation, just as aliens, not people who have... I can't believe you got me to talk about this bullshit. I have not talked about this shit on Breakfast Club at all. Oh, really? I'm not entertaining it. I'm really not. I'm not. I think it's sad. I really do. I'm not even lying to you. I think it's sad, and you just see where this kid is going to end up, and it's just like, God, damn, bro. It's almost like being in quarantine. That's what I mean by that. When you're in quarantine, eventually we get so mentally exhausted that we're willing to say fuck it and go back outside even if it's a threat. Right. We over it. We're like, man, fuck this shit. I can't sit in this house. I can't. I can't do it. I got to go out. Even though it's a threat, that's how he's going to be. He can't hide forever. You're not going to want to stay in the house forever. He's a young kid. You're not going to want to stay cooped up forever. It's not. He's absolutely not. And it's going to be one of them times when he decides to pop out. And it's going to be bad for him. You think people will be waiting for him? Bro, I think that we live in an era of cloudy-dee-cloud chasing motherfuckers. And I think that somebody would do something just to get a rep. They would do something just to get attention. You know what I'm saying? I saw academics, man. I flew through my guy act. And I'm a Rockwood act. But I saw act post something, man. Act posted a video of some rapper. I never heard of the young brother's name. But the young brother said, man, don't go after him. Kill his mama. Kill his child. I'm like, y'all can't see this shit. It went too far a year ago, two years ago, whatever it was. Y'all don't see what the fuck y'all are doing again. Like, how are we making the same fucking mistake again? Like, how? How is media making the same mistake? You know what I'm saying? By fueling this shit. How are the rappers making the same mistake by replying to this kid? Like, why is he making the same mistakes by coming out still on some, like, rah rah shit? Like, why? Like, why? Why? It's sad, man. It really is sad. I'm not going to lie to you. As far as media goes and as far as, like, us leaning into it, I don't think our behavior is any different than it has been for past rap beefs, right? Some rappers beef. We start getting into comments. We go, oh, Drake killed this guy. Or Meek got bodied. Or Pusha T killed Drake. Like, we go in, we lean in, and Drake goes out in interviews and he's like, yo, it's going to be some violence if anything. You know, if we see that guy, and probably because we're leaning in and saying what a big deal it is. So I don't know if our energy is really any different. Like, I think we're looking at, a lot of times, rappers like their wrestlers, when in reality, it ain't wrestling a lot of times. It's real. It's never been wrestling. And Pac and Big should have showed you that. Right. When Pac was, you know, telling people, like, look, it's the media. Y'all are the ones fueling this shit. Y'all are the ones give us the platform for this shit. Y'all are the ones gas this shit up. You know, like he was right. You know, and don't get me wrong. It's not the media's fault because the media's not making any of those brothers do anything. Those brothers are doing what they're doing and the media is reacting to it. But it comes a point in time where somebody has to have some social responsibility and say, you know what? I don't want to be responsible for that shit. You know what I mean? I don't want to be responsible for that energy. I'm not going to give that energy a platform. I'm not going to put any fuel on that fire. I'm just not doing it. So if I am, if I am having this conversation right now, I would just have this conversation saying that I recognize the role all of us play in this shit. And sometimes you got to save people from themselves. Clearly he don't know no better. Yeah. But I do. But I do. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. No, it does make sense. Yeah. I guess you make an interesting point about the media that I never really thought about. And the responsibility the media plays because, and you hear about this all the time in politics, right? You hear about the responsibility of the media in politics and the politics and the media misleading people on both sides of the aisle, right? Yeah. I mean, he's going to get the attention because he clearly has people. I get, I guess what I'm saying is like, at what point in time do we start putting responsibility on the media for other things, for like sports, for entertainment? Like, so far it's just politics where the media gets smoked. But maybe we should lean into the media when it comes to politics or when it comes to entertaining rap beefs and then someone ends up getting killed. Like, you don't think there are magazines writing articles about parking big? You don't think there are radio stations? Of course they were. Tell them about parking big. So they're feeding that fire too. Of course they were. And they know exactly where it ends up. Of course they did. And that's why when you had people like C. Delores Tucker and whoever else was speaking out against gangster rap at the time, they were right. You know what I mean? They were saying that Joe, it's going to lead to a coach of misogynistic behavior. It's going to lead to a coach of violence. You know what I mean? It's a bad influence. Yeah, it was right. But she never been in the club when that yin-yang twins comes on, bro. And that's a fact. She never been in the club. And that's a fact. And that's a fact. You don't understand. You can't. I went here. You see Delores Tucker, you ain't out here in the street. You don't know what goes down when these records drop. You don't know what these records mean to us on a cultural level. But I get it. But as I'm older, I totally understand where she was coming from. Oh, so you're changing your ways. I'm not changing my ways. Oh, yeah. I have changed my ways. I'm evolved. Of course, we all evolved. All I'm simply saying is when shit gets real, know that it's gotten real. That's it. It's all entertainment until it's not entertainment no more. Yeah. It's really just that simple. It's all entertainment until it's not entertainment no more. It has not been entertainment with that young man since he got shot at back in the day. It hasn't been entertainment since he got kidnapped. It hasn't been entertainment since the motherfucking fetch came and picked up his whole operation. It hasn't been entertainment since he sat on that stand and told on every motherfucking body to us that shit is entertainment because we on the outside looking at that shit really does look like a movie playing out. Yes. Not to the motherfuckers that's locked up in jail. Not to him when he didn't know whether he was going to live or die when you got kidnapped. You understand what I'm saying? Yo, I have a question for you. Do you think because reality shows have gotten so dramatic and so real, right? You're literally seeing abortions happen on a reality show, fights. Maybe I don't think death has happened just yet, but like, it's getting close. It's getting real, if you will. Do you think because we see this in reality shows all the time, we want to desensitize to a trial like this, like this becomes just another reality show in our life. Yeah, I think reality show started it. And I think social media elevated it to another level. Just because, you know, we see so, so much on social media where desensitized to so much shit. You know what I mean? And in a situation like that, it really does feel like we watched it play out on social media. Like that wasn't a TV play. That wasn't a podcast play. That wasn't a YouTube web show. That was some shit that we watched that young man, you know, show us the days of his lives every day for like a whole year. We knew the whole crew. We knew what he was doing, what he was about. Everybody was intrigued. The funny part is so many people called it and knew exactly where that behavior was going to lead. It led to what we thought it was going to lead to, which was jail. You know, a lot of people said death as well, but it's not too late for that. Especially when you don't learn your lesson. Especially when you don't learn to err in your ways. And that's the part I wish somebody would get across to him. It's like, bro, you... I don't know if blessed is the right word, but you are. Like you skated out of a situation that could have been really, really, really bad for you. You took a lot of people down in the process, but you skated out of a situation that's really bad for you. Now you got to talk it on you. You got to talk it on your children. You got to talk it on your mom, your whole family. And for what? You already had to talk it on them. Why come home and set yourself on fire? That's literally what you did. You shot a flare in the sky, put a goddamn bat signal up, and your mother fucking set yourself on fire and said, hey, look at me. For what? I don't know, bro. I didn't grow up in that era where all that shit means so much to me, the IG viewership and the number of fucking followers you got. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. I'm old school. What that bag looked like. And all bags ain't good bags. What are you doing to get the bag? It's not the fact you making money. What are you doing to make that money? That's the shit that intrigues me. I'm 41 years old. I want to see some innovative shit. I want to see some shit I ain't seen before. I've seen this before. And guess what, my brother? It ain't worth it. It's not. It ain't worth it. Do you think that you have more perspective on this because in your younger years you were a shitster, maybe not to the levels of 6ix9ine, but you were not afraid of confrontation or saying things that would get you into potential physical altercations on your platform. I'm still not. But you probably don't do it as much. You're probably not as antagonistic now. I feel like you've kind of evolved in the way that you interview. I've never wanted to be antagonistic. That was never my thing. If you even listened to me back in the day I would always say that I admire somebody like Angie Martinez because Angie Martinez is able to make people feel that way. That's the skill that I don't have. The reason I didn't have that skill is because early on if I'm just being me having these conversations and just as my father always said, the fastest way between two points is a straight line. Just getting right to it. People are like, oh, did you just ask me that? They're taking it back by now. It's like now people are on guard when they come in. It's not my fault because I don't think it's my fault. Maybe it is. I haven't really given it that much thought. But I've never wanted to be antagonistic. So I think over the years people have just said, honestly y'all made just curious. He just asked what's already out there. It's not like he's throwing anything new on us. He's just going to ask the shit that people already know. And now I think, and I said this years ago but it's even more so now the age of transparency that we live in with social media. I'm trying to do an interview. I'll just tell these motherfuckers what's going on. You know what I'm saying? You have your own radio station. You have your own interview platform. Exactly. You see what people are saying about you on social media. So now you can get on Instagram live and do your own fucking press conference. You can do your own interview. You don't need me to do that anymore. So therefore the antagonistic label that shit kind of gone. People have access to express their opinions on their own platforms. The art of interviewing will increase and escalate in importance. There was a time where if you just had a platform and you could just go, so what happened with this drama in the car? And then you could get the answer. People would watch it. Now, because you can get information whenever you want and access to people whenever you want who are actually gifted at interviewing and creating a different experience with the person they're interviewing. I think those interviews will be sought after like crazy and the generic interviews will completely die off. I've always been somebody who wanted to master the art of interviewing. I'm attracted to interviews. I've always been attracted to the Howard Stern, Angie Martinez, Wendy Williams, Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey, Larry King. You know what I mean? I remember having a whole conversation with Larry King about interviews. I said, Larry, what's the most important question you can ask in an interview? Larry said, why? I said, Larry, because I want to know. I want to know. I answered you, why? It's like why is the most important question that you can ask in an interview? I truly believe that. What is the why of it all? Getting down, having a conversation with somebody, always know that's my mission statement. I want to get to the why of it all. By the way, that's therapy, right? You sit down with your therapist. When you sit down with your therapist, your therapist wants to know the why. She gets you to what's the why of it all. He gets you to what's the why of it all. So you explain your shit. You're getting all of this shit out. You're unpacking, you're unpacking, you're unpacking. And the therapist wants to know what's the why. To go back to the original conversation. That's all I'm like, I don't understand the why and none of this shit. And I don't think he understands the why and none of this shit. So being that he don't know no better as a grown-ass adult, man, I got a no better. Because that shit over there is sad, bro. I'm not going to lie to you. I think he's aware of the why. I don't think so. And if he is, it's not the why isn't worth it. If the why is attention. If the why is clout, it ain't worth it. I'm telling you, it's not worth it. You're not going to sit here and tell me that a dead young man had an opportunity to change some things in his life. He wouldn't change something. I think it's really coming down to something like alright, I'm fucking 20 years old. I got tattoos all over my face and body. I'm basically unhireable. I have no education, but I'm a smart kid and I could find a lane to success and possibly millions of dollars. I'm going to lean the fuck into this because what else am I going to do? Literally, what other job could he have? He could be a fucking clown. I mean, he could be a clown. You think that the Universal Soul Circus wouldn't hire him? Come on, bro. The hip-hop clown? Have you seen the hip-hop clowns at the Universal Soul Circus? That shit is corny and outdated. Perfect. He's going to be a clown for a living. It could be perfect. Yo, a reality show. I'm sure that's coming down the pipeline. You can do a reality show. The kid is charismatic. He's funny. There's other shit that he could do other than this shit. It's like, bro, why? Why are you coming right back fucking with people? It's whack, man. And then I'm telling you, jealousy plus envy on top of people not fucking with him because of what he did. They don't think he's honorable. That shit is a bad combination. Because guess what? When I see him say things like, are you jealous of my numbers? He's right. Yeah. And jealous motherfuckers on top of the fact you don't fuck with you because of what you did. Jealousy, envy and that combination. Bruh. And imagine being in prison. Imagine being one of the guys that's in prison because of him. And you see him out here just taunting motherfuckers and, you know, bragging about this shit. Like you're literally bragging about what you did. You're not going to want some revenge? I don't think y'all understand how this shit works. I don't think y'all understand how a person in jail's mind state works. Fuck the rappers on the street. I'm in jail for the next 15, 20 years, 25 years because of you and you out here just like, bro, you're calling in your favor. You look like man, look. I may not can't do anything for you right now but, bro, if you can, if you can, please. Please. And by the way, is people still on the street that love those people that's in jail? Is people on the street that love those guys that's in prison? You fucked up some of their meal tickets and now you out here just gloating this shit? Aw, man. Do you think that most people you think most people think that like street justice doesn't happen because you see guys like George Zimmerman walking around unscathed still. So do you think there's this idea amongst the regular population that is not involved in like the super hood shit that's like, well, that's all talk. Nobody really gets got because if they were going to get got, why wouldn't they go after these like horrible racists and super villains that are just walking the streets today? Why don't they go after some KKK guys? Like why don't they go after all these people they say they hate? I agree with you. That's a great point and I can't wait till they start doing that. But for now, street justice happens in the street every goddamn day. Right. It's gang members popping gang members every goddamn day. You know what I'm saying? I just saw a young man get shot in Brooklyn this week. Get shot and killed in Brooklyn and the headline was like they're investigating if it was in connection to, you know, grapple pop smoke or some shit like that. You know what I mean? So it's just like, yo, this shit happens all the time and all it takes is opportunity. That's it. Simple as that. Like simple as that. Like it's literally just that simple and I just don't understand why, bro. I really don't. I don't understand the why of it all because I know that if that was me and I was in that situation and I did something like that that caused a bunch of people to go to jail and I came home. I don't even think I'd live in America. I really don't. I'd probably go live in London. Straight up all like, I don't know somewhere. I'd go live somewhere else. I don't think I would live here. And I damn sure wouldn't be in Long Island in a fucking apartment complex or some shit with a shared goddamn community pool. Fuck. I don't give a fuck about how big your stack of money is when you share a pool. What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? You share a and you're not even aware you're surrounded. You're not even paying enough attention to see that motherfucker around you or filming you. Bro, that shit's fucked up, man. Bad look. Sad. Bad look, you think? Very, very sad. A bad look for what? You think it's a bad look to be in that situation? Yes. You don't think so? Yeah, I think so. I thought he was like put there on purpose. I thought the court chose not him. My assumption is if he's being moved they have control of the destinations where he's being held. Well, he's not even in fucking witness protection. He's not in that kind of, he's not in that type of shit. He's not in filming no more. Right. They used him already. Yeah. He's out here. Yeah. He's on his own. Yeah. What the fuck? So then why do they say they moved him? Who's they? I don't know who they was. Maybe his team? He's on house arrest, but that's for his house? That's weird, right? I don't know. Maybe it's for P. O. I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't know. If he is still, if the government moved him, then that means he's still in that point. Yeah, that's what it seems more like for me. If the government is still invested in his safety, then he's still probably working with them in some regard. Maybe. Who the fuck knows? Yeah. All I know is that shit ain't going well. Anyway, I saw an amazing show, man. This is... Hold on. That was a good start. Shit. Andrew, make me talk about some shit I don't want to talk about. Yeah. You want to do this mid-roll and then come back and do a really brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Yes. I have a positively brilliant for you. Okay. You have to get... You have to watch. Let's do the mid-roll, but you have to watch this show. All right. Let's take a pause. All right. Take a deep breath. Now, turn your dream into a reality with Squarespace. 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So it's like some chicken Russia, the Ukraine or whatever and then they meet them for the first time and they spend two weeks with them and they're supposed to propose to them at the end of the two weeks. Okay. There's some guy who like he has no neck and he's dating this Asian girl and like the Asian girl you think she can't really speak English but she can. She's in Vietnam I mean this shit is just so crazy he goes to Vietnam to see her another guy is 60 years old has a girlfriend for seven years in Ukraine that he's never met and he's gone to Russia four times to meet her and it just keeps on messing up. He just keeps on not being able to see her in the Ukraine and then miraculously at the end of this episode they actually kind of link up and then it stops. I mean there's these lesbians, their story is kind of boring but like the thing is unbelievable. You can't believe the relationships that these people are actually dedicating time in their lives to be a part of. It's catfish but like it actually ends up being someone that they get into a relationship with. Really? Yeah dude it's just mind-boggling like to me it's like it has to be scripted it's that crazy that it has to Well most reality shows are scripted though. Right. I just don't understand how you script the love portion of it before the show starts in order for them to be on the show they have to be engaging with each other for a couple years and consider or like a year at least and consider themselves boyfriend or girlfriend. Oh they probably do casting calls they probably say yo have you been engaged for a couple years. And you never met your girlfriend or boyfriend. Hold on. Wait a minute maybe I missed that part. So they're engaged with people they never met? Oh this is before they get engaged there is a show which is 90-day fiance where they get I guess engaged what is it? They get engaged and then the US laws they have 90 days to actually get married So there's another show this is the show that's before the main show the main show is you just get engaged and you have 90 days to get married but you get engaged to the person you haven't even met you've just been talking on the internet so this is the show where they go for two weeks to go see the person that they're about to propose to that they never fucking met they've applied psychopaths in the world on this show falling in love with people they've never fucking met never met their family most of them barely even speak English the guy was texting this girl in Russia on a dating app for seven years what the fuck oh no Ukraine not Russia I mean you have to watch it it's unbelievable I have a feeling your girlfriend made you watch this show 100% 100% but it's one of the few things that she's made me do that I've enjoyed okay like and she didn't make me do it it was on while she was making dinner and I was like what is this shit and I saw this little guy he's like 411 he looks like a thumb and he has no neck whatsoever right it's just shoulders and his head is on top of the neck and he's dating this Vietnamese Filipino girl and it is so funny their relationship he makes her shave her legs she don't shave her legs he makes her shave him what bro she doesn't shave her legs and he hands her a razor what you're witnessing right now ladies and gentlemen sitting there listening to the brand and his podcast you're listening to the after effects of there being no sports and us being quarantined for two months that's a fact Andrew shows is watching 90 day fiance and I noticed this show doesn't come on on a Sunday night bro I'm watching them on demand I went through the whole season I polished the whole season last night are you kidding me you think I'm waiting bro I watched 6 episodes straight last night oh my god NBA come back nah we need it real talk basketball players don't get paid enough they don't get paid enough bro it's amazing what they do for us dog they don't get paid enough I saw somebody today I think it was J-Win I don't know who it was the way they were talking about NBA players was like they were essential workers oh are they not they was like oh it was what's the fighter name DC Cormié yes Daniel Cormié was like look man he said look America needs sports especially right now yes we do cause Andrew is watching 90 day fiance I heard it was a good show bro it might be better than most sports it really might be better than most sports I'm not gonna lie dude the passion the love you know what I mean the physicality I'm telling you man they found the craziest people on the planet they found the craziest people on the planet this one guy goes all the way to fucking Russia I think it's Russia proposes to this girl and she says no and he still gotta hang out with her for a couple days and bro he is so salty about it did they show them fucking at least they like elude to them fucking they're like yeah I guess we did it or we didn't I mean it is so funny bro these two lesbians bickering all the time like throwing plates and shit it should sound like loving hip hop bro it is kind of like it's like white retard loving hip hop that's what it is if you can have white retard loving hip hop that's what 90 day fiance is so you're recommending it clearly oh my god if you need something to watch because we've watched everything everybody's watched everything let's be honest I mean yeah that's why you got motherfuckers like Disney plus drop in the Mando what's the Mando the Mandalorian aren't they coming out with a new season soon or some shit oh no they got they putting Hamilton out Hamilton was supposed to come out in movie theaters next year they moved that shit up since you lied this year interesting okay let me throw something at you um now that so many people are doing work from home right I'm talking about people with regular jobs my girl has a work from home situation and she can do everything that she does from home right do you think let's say let's assume that businesses go you know what let's just continue this work from home thing the output has been great you guys have been doing all your work you don't have to come to the office if you don't want to do you think you see groups of friends start going yo if we got to work from home y'all want to just spend the winter in Jackson Hole or you want to go to Tahiti for the winter as long as we have the wi-fi do you think you see groups of people start to uh go to like I don't know like do like work travel where they just absolutely that's a possibility right I'm so fucking I saw Twitter I saw Jack Dorsey which I thought was brilliant I saw Jack Dorsey say um employees can work from home if they want to you know why because they've had too much and realized shit we don't need this fucking building we spending all this money on rent and shit for what all we need is probably a little small office just for us too the CEOs and we can get rid of all this shit that's gonna be the thing I can see all of these companies getting rid of all their brick and mortar shit this whole quarantine has taught us it's all about trimming effect essential is the key word essential is the word of this quarantine what is essential what do you absolutely fucking need to do what it is you do Andrew what is it tell me I need the studio do you need the studio do you enjoy having the studio I think it's a need and I think that like I think that the content is better I think that you and I have been doing this for five years so it's a chemistry that we can like do things over the phone or over Skype or Zoom or whatever we're using right now that being said it's more fun when we do it in person because you play off someone's emotions like and and I think it's better I think we're rare and we've been doing it so long where we can keep it close to the level where it is but I don't think it's as good so I think for our business in order to have that competitive advantage where we're 10% better than the opposition or competition or 20% better I think having that in person is valuable but if we're doing office jobs yo like or if we're doing work that has to do around the show work from home bro I agree with you I like being I love being in breakfast club studio I love being in the studio with you it's a different type of energy because it's the nature of what we do it's connecting it's communicating yes but go all we need is this goddamn microphone in the zoom zoom zoom our mix you know what I'm saying these are really the essentials I get what you're saying I totally and I totally agree with you but essentials man I'm telling you when this shit is over you're gonna it's gonna be hard for you to go back to all the extra shit it's gonna be hard it's just certain things that we've done without for the past couple of months going that what do you mean what do you mean going the it's gonna be hard to go back to the extra what do you mean it's gonna be hard to go back to the extra it's gonna be hard to like I don't fucking know say you need these clothes or these sneakers or you have to attend this event or you have to get on a plane to go to LA for this meeting or you you you have to fucking eat at this restaurant I guess it's gonna be a lot of things that I think we will be accustomed to that change everything like yo if they started putting if black widow and all of that shit I wanted to see this spring that came on fucking Disney plus and I don't see a reason to leave the house I really don't like my my next crib that I move into is probably gonna be like I'm gonna make that crib I mean I try to do that here now but I'm gonna make that crib so comfortable that this two months has shown me everything I need especially when you get older has to be right there in that fucking house it has to be right there in that fucking house you know what that's really interesting this is a cool trial run for the rest of your life absolutely you know what I'm saying like retirement who's that yeah I don't even know where I came from oh shit tell her you gotta tell us when you're doing this shit because we gotta be able to get them on okay I don't know nothing I don't even know what's going on I just hear y'all talking what up what up bro man blessings man I've seen you you were on a boat you were fishing yeah man enjoying life out here that's why when you talking about it gonna be hard to go back to the normal like what the hell I'm telling you breakfast I eat breakfast on a boat man that was crazy in the morning when you just dipped your head into the water and came out with a fish bro that was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen bro listen you gotta put peanut butter in your mouth you spit it out of the fish coming you grabbed them shit what listen by the way Wax is the only person in the world who would go quarantine in fucking Florida if you're not from Florida there's no reason to be in Florida right now now I listen listen go to go to sky blue runnels man I got a boat company out here man I'm actually joining and actually making money at the same time that's why one of the good reasons why I'm out here is that why your headphones are blue yes this is my shorty studio you went to Florida and turned Crip I ain't turned Crip I ain't turned nothing but a boat guy I love it man it's amazing I can't even believe it and I built it with my hands it's crazy that's great somebody sent me a video this morning and they said oh my god Wax is in love he's on tiktok and I said you're a fucking liar I got the video and I said I seen this video already and they put a bunch of laughing emojis and it's like I can't believe he's really in love yeah it was a great thing man I can't believe it man you've been with me for how long you know what time it is you see the life that I used to live and I say that how many stories that we had on brilliant idiots already it's like it's crazy I can't believe it really in love bro it's one day at a time this thing actually really works this is beautiful I'm so happy and you sound great what do the women that you used to smash say to you like all the women that tried to lock you down I know you're getting some crazy messages ah man you know man just pray for me you know what I'm saying just pray for me but some of them be surprisingly the ones that really I thought like we guest love me they give him blessings they was like I know this is the man that you was and if you can make this happy I'd like to see you happy like people who genuinely love you they'd be like you know what they probably hurting inside you believed it of course I don't who believes women they all full of shit wow most of them most of them are full of shit y'all wow are men holds say again are men holds I don't know what you're talking about why are you doing all this generalizing I know because tell her you can't talk listen she got to take that take that stop that Taylor Taylor Taylor you sound chubby old Joe no no but for real Taylor Taylor the way that we're recording this whenever you talk it goes to your screen but nothing's on your screen so it's just a blank thing so unless you're going to show them edges maybe that's why it's a blank screen maybe it's them edges taking up the entire camera that's why she don't want people to see her is that what's going on I'm doing my hair right now she's about to put up she said she's doing her hair right now let me see let me see Taylor it's blank it's not showing Taylor you were fucking up this podcast in a way and I don't even know what I was saying what was I saying I was saying girls could call us holds only way a guy could be a hoe if a lot of girls try to howl at them these girls got boyfriends so come on that's what I call them into the old life yo have you smoked less weed bro nah I'm out here blowing down cause you seem way more like way more sharp I mean you seem on the boat listen I'm on the boat right now I'm actually on the boat still your brain is on the boat your brain is firing like usually you're in like a haze right you look like it's like a sunny day man what's going on something's different something's different what do you think it is are you saying Caesar has evolved say what Caesar has evolved Caesar has evolved how do you know what that is who is that Caesar has evolved this is the third movie baby Caesar ready to take over how do you know what that is watch it tonight I'm gonna text it to you I'm gonna text you the movie to watch today you'll get it so when you're proposing when you're gonna propose I ain't gonna lie to you I mean um I don't know again I'm taking every one day at a time you know what I'm saying we trying certain things out like what getting the boat company together getting certain things together to try to see if those things can work out if I got a good partner first and then a relationship stuff comes with it I don't try to work on a relationship I try to work on other things and relationships things come with it what makes you so happy about her like I mean we're on the same page you know a lot of times it's like I stopped dealing with other girls cause they start liking me more than they like their company and their vision and the things that they going after she go hard for hers you know what I'm saying I respect that I fell in love with her the way she is not a girl you know what I'm saying I fell in love like how she move and how she handle her business basically you're saying this is the first woman you ever dated who had a job no not at all and the thing is everybody else had jobs she don't know who don't got a job so how is she going hard on hers if she don't got a job hustle is a hustle she know how to make things happen you know what I'm saying you've dated some hustlers before I know we gotta go back go ahead you said you fell in love with her and her hustle yes and other things too how she take care of me she hold me down of course of course and I'm not going to say that other girls hold me down I'm not going to say I had other hustlers but I had so many other girls because one was a hustler one washed clothes better one fed me better one I could talk to go to the hood other one I go to church and go see my mama I had like 20 different girls that make equal to this one you love her we said that already what are you trying to say he lining me up I want to know you said tiktok first you lining me up nothing you love her nothing wrong with that I'm happy that you in love it don't have nothing to do nothing to do with that shit when you got the one you just know she don't want it just is what it is you love your girl right I love my girl but I've never experienced a situation as we're experiencing right now wax is speaking in complete sentences for the first time in my entire relationship with him as a friend dude something's going on something is going on right now I need to know what it is I need to know what this girl is doing to truly make you the man you could have always been bruh I was always the guy I always you know did certain things but I always been behind the scenes and out the way a lot of things going on always I just stayed out the way wax you speak English now I do know Spanish right now give us some Spanish give us some Spanish I even got a I even got a Spanish song that I made up what is it damn that nigga big as hell with Spanish hey Alan how you say damn that hey don't even put around this who's on drugs what's the Spanish song you got let me hear it mucho de amo de amo mucho so when you say mucho de amo listen listen when you say mucho de amo that really means much love but it's like love much so when I say it when I say mucho de amo and somebody in Spanish automatically going to say de amo mucho you know what I'm saying all night you're going to say it black women I know why y'all hate us niggas sometimes this guy has been with so many black women in his whole life and was acting like he didn't even understand y'all look at y'all I ain't saying I don't know nothing now my Dominican sister got him singing singing about being in love mucho de amo mucho de amo mucho de amo mucho love me much so crazy de amo mucho dude wax I've never seen it Charlamagne is this new to you I haven't seen it either so your entire relationship with your entire friendship with wax you've never seen him be this hyper be this like only two other girls but he never would commit to either one he would never be like I want to be with her he would be like nah I can't be with her because of this reason and the other one he just shit it all because she was white and he just didn't understand because I guess the first girl I knew he loved was black the second one was white so I guess he found him a nice contrast he got that middle ground bro nice little brown you know what I'm saying I ain't thinking that that's kind of smart nice Puerto Rican nice afro Latino I know how to say toastonis you just said it we know you know you just say toastonis what does that mean it's like a big ass fucking banana that you like cut in half and you like put like it's like bread plantains so you'd be like damn that niggas the tone is big as hell damn that niggas the tone is big as hell I ain't got nothing to do with this son he's up to something I'm telling you he's boiling no I'm happy I'm happy I knew shit had changed when we double dated I was like wow double dated where'd you guys go we went to horrible decisions that was much to go before corona it was cool man I think I liked her because we was friends first it was more of not even trying to do this we still not trying like she's cool I want to see her I like the way she do business I can sit down and talk to her about a business and how to make it grow and we like things how we think it be like that's going to work and things is working can you introduce her to us can we see is she around we just did a podcast together well I mean to the brilliant idiots listeners not me personally can we um yeah she's cool she knows she's going to be on camera she probably don't know you want to be on camera baby you want to be on camera real quick say hello to the people say hi real quick say hi real quick just say hi baby can you hear us or not can you hear us or not hold on hold on she got you Carla got a whole studio yo Carla is this what I'm saying she think different man now can you hear us Carla yeah I can hear you now okay we refer to you as Dominican and we had to correct them no she hear me I can hear him yo Carla Carla I've never seen wax so present so on point so articulate so quick my entire friendship with wax is this a result of your guys relationship have you unearthed a different part of wax absolutely give me all the credit I do I do I'm not giving nobody else the credit I've seen it I know the difference I mean it's been there all along like I could see it in the friendship it's just now I kind of just let it out for whatever reason is he drinking tea is he drinking tea he's drinking tea bro he's drinking tea bro come on bro what's going on wax in a sunken place he really is that's what it is if I am if y'all see me about the harm I should do some dumb shit y'all gotta come get me I'm gonna tell you something I think I hope you and Carla work out but it's a part of me just a small part I won't call it a break your heart just because of all the hearts you broke just because of all the hearts you broke just because of all the hearts you broke have you played for your pins have you prayed for your pins for all the hearts you broke every day every time literally I apologize so much she told me to stop apologizing to these hoes to these hoes did you pray for Carla did you pray for a good woman yes I know a guy that I am ready and I told him this way before though I just didn't know when it's gonna come this is again we sometimes like she pour her pants down and I'd be like what the hell are you doing like we cool like what the fuck are we doing it's like I don't know what's going on and I just got real confused I don't even like look at her like wax you need it back up you need to explain what happens when she pulls her pants down what is happening I laugh I was like what are you doing why do you laugh Carla what do you got down there yo Carla you getting that much weight during quarantine no why did she do it Carla what is happening when her pants come down what the fuck Carla yeah when her pants come down that wax just starts giggling we pray why your pants gotta be down to pray this is certain tactics man sometimes you gotta put your feet in the water and pray pour your pants down and pray have you prayed in every style I don't think you prayed in every style I thought that was the only style I didn't know I didn't know there were various positions to pray nah I'm just saying you just do it like put garlic in your socks and pray your feet in water and pray have water in your face when you pray go to a star at night and pray see which one is going to work the old wax is coming back this is refreshing okay good those first two sound like those first two sound like Dominican recipes bro put garlic in the fucking fuse and water this is how you keep away vampire I'm getting rid of all the garlic in this fucking house I'm happy for y'all though I really am this is amazing I've never seen wax like this ever in my life it's impressive he sleeps like all the time now like all night you sleep through the night wax hey has he been able to orgasm because he used to say that he couldn't come very good question were you the one to get the wax come out of his balls he doesn't have blue balls anymore wax you been nuttin you been nuttin wax I gave it to her man you know I never like give it to nobody I feel like the fuck I'm giving it to you for yeah that's why he didn't love now that Carla that first one that he let go was it like power washing like what is that how you clean the boat I like a volcano eruption now Carla do you go through his phone I don't know really you know when you go when a woman goes through a man's phone there's something telling you to go through that phone he's wax he's wax yeah but I've seen his phone before so it's not like he was I knew what was in his phone before and it was just like I never felt that I couldn't trust him when we decided to do it never like he never gave me the phone sits there he doesn't turn the phone around if he's on it he doesn't like close it I can see whatever's going on and if a girl hits him up he lets me know like this girl hit me up she said pussy pics I saw your pussy girl she don't see all your pussy in your titties so yeah send her the pics do you get upset do you get jealous you know girls trying to give me some pussy why not the fuck not no niggas wanna try to fuck her she be trying to do sexy pictures and shit I do not do sexy pictures I'm doing this like people don't see that you a bum bitch they gonna be like you know what I'm saying I wanna holler or I wanna do that so everybody always gonna try and don't get me wrong I was the psycho bitch I'm the one that like fought niggas and I was going through the phone I was going through the emails and hacking it all I don't feel the need to really not at all but I didn't think this was possible though you didn't think what was possible being in love being in love to the point where you trust them where you don't wanna go through their phone I thought it was normal and I feel like we were raised thinking that it was normal to go through somebody's phone that it was normal to fight them that it was normal to hack into their emails and it's not you're able to do it if you really trust and love that person hold on you were raised that way like in a Puerto Rican household girls is ready to go get it but like what happens does your mom like teach you how to make like you know rice and beans and then like teach you how to get an email password like how does it how does it work basically for me it was very much like that it was like my dad taught me how to fight and my mom showed me how to stalk my dad's bitches I started 12 right like young I know how to do it community this is how you hack a facebook no it's facebook ok get it facebook that's admirable that y'all both trust each other especially being that you was wax his friend before this so you know how he was he didn't lie to me then so he didn't come to me in a relationship like you know how you always show your best foot forward I gave my worst foot forward I already knew what he was about I already knew who he was so you can't be lying to me now how did he charm you how did he get you how did he get you to remove him from the friend zone when do you first go oh I want to see that guy's penis you shut the fuck up that's the ass girl she got me one night what happened you wanted it wow me too tell me your experience wax tell me your story yo bro listen it's kinda like listen I was golfing remember I was golfing a lot I was going to the pier and I was golfing not till that I was golfing so she come and keep on trying to give me the drink and I'm like nah nah she's shoving the straw in my mouth bullshit then we go bowling she going between my legs inside the bowling alley and I'm like wow what do you mean going between your legs next you know she's putting a liquor in my mouth again no one got to drive and I don't drink so they're going to fuck me up she got to a club she got us into a club she gave me drinks all night everybody in that club knew he was fucking but me I didn't know he was I was the only person who knew I was fucking that's like I thought you guys were dating already on my hand no Carla where did you take your victim after the club come on oh watch this story ok what happened was he was taking me back to the Bronx did he even know that you dropped him off to the Bronx one time do you remember that that's what we were still hiding remember you dropped me off at the Bronx all the time why the fuck are you in the Bronx why this motherfucker we saw a truck like yours and be like oh fuck walk the other way he's waiting to see what he's going to come up and you know it used to be so funny I used to be saying whoever this is is Puerto Rican I used to always be saying that I don't know who the fuck you in that way but I guarantee they Latino of some sort I mean the odds are on your side I tell the story so she brought me upstairs right so she was like come upstairs I know you hungry three o'clock in the morning come upstairs I know you hungry right so I was like fuck it I'm going upstairs to eat I went upstairs she made me some I had to make you anything I had cooked earlier in that day and we were looking for food the pizza spot was like packed so I was like I got food at home you got to drop us off at home anyway so come upstairs and eat I had cooked earlier three o'clock in the morning come upstairs to eat it was rice and beans actually and you gave me a garlic bread alright so she was like don't go home just stay at night he was going to go back to Jersey after drinking Bronx from Jersey Charlotte come on man you shouldn't have been drinking and driving though I don't drink and drive alright but if you're in the car it doesn't matter if he's drunk I'm not part of the fucking party we upstairs now I'm saying she's like I don't drink and drive so you're drunk you drive you know we were there to be second eyes so we upstairs she got us lost like three times on the way but we went upstairs so she was like I just at night and I'm like she's like it's the famous words now if I lay here you're not going to try to touch me right and I'm like nah should I put pillows here for a barrier and I was like nah you good it's three o'clock in the morning now now she got her fucking one thing that you just see the side nipple coming out booty shorts listen she would like this this is our barrier three times you don't cross this line right here my friends in the other room and I was like I can't do this I'm going to fuck up our friendship so I got up and I went to my friend's room and I lay down in her bed and I was like I got to come in this room and I was like no so she literally kicked me out of her bed it was like I can't be in here I'm like no I did not come back with a condom I went back to the bed and then I went back and got the condom did you already touch Wax's penis to know what size condom he needed when you went back to your girl no I just brought back whatever condom she had you didn't just grab like a grocery bag from Gristini's or something like that she didn't have a condom of course Wax didn't have no condom shut up man alright next man maybe you can do it yeah I'm good alright bye and he came on the first time in the condom did he come in the condom oh yeah now did the top of it kind of blow up like uh she definitely felt the force she definitely felt the force okay good that was a lot of lessons you know one thing food that y'all wedding gonna be fire oh yeah oh my family cook she got all every space toast to honus you gotta stop doing that toast to honus did you just yell corona and start coughing toast to honus what else I know you know how are you so how to throw out the garbage how's the garbage la blase saca la basura basura basura you right this is absolutely positively god damn incredible yo wax you gotta learn this one you gotta you gotta learn chupame chupamelo I know what the hell that chupame pinga yeah I know the bullshit I know the bullshit I know all the bullshit I know buta marigold what what oh my god what happened Spanish mama there come on your mama there come on baby that's so embarrassing come on you start with that hahahaha what's happening explain to us what's happening explain to us what's happening the cleaning lady here she's older it's like mama needed bro and she hear me say that you know what that stuff mean charlotte bro no can you please explain to wax that in Spanish culture you can make these jokes it's okay it's nothing that she never heard before I'm not Spanish I told him a plenty of time I said charlotte I'm not Spanish why you asking me that old woman heard all these jokes before come on I'm sure she sucked plenty of dicks in her lifetime she's like 70 something come on now she got kids she's Spanish she don't wanna hear that from me though she knows we fucking she cleans up after us alright I get it but you don't want her to do that what the fuck she cleans up what after y'all fuck okay bye god damn cause I'm sitting here thinking about young thug this weekend how young thug says no matter how much he washes his dick is still dirty so I'm like well what the fuck what are y'all doing she got me man she got me I'm having fun on the boat yo bro it's so crazy cause the water is so close it's 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choice and we thank them for sponsoring the brilliant idiots now let's get back to the show charlotte look at that timing look at that timing yeah and i gotta go my brother i gotta i gotta gig right now i got a couple guys on a dock waiting on me do your thing bro i appreciate that yeah i got going on bullying the beast some more wack stories and um sky blue rentals you know come out here i would love for y'all to get up on the boat and do something we ain't nobody coming to florida at a time like this ain't even a time like this the pool ain't going nowhere it's right in the backyard that's right you know absolutely yeah let's come out here i'm keep fixing up my time y'all get there's gonna probably be a totally different boat i'm just keep on renovating to make it better so um yeah now are you back here yeah be safe huh are you gonna move back here eventually you stand down there forever yeah man the wax got a couple of spots you know what i'm saying i'm still me just upgrade it love it now andrew you know good and well you can't keep a Puerto Rican from the Bronx you she from the Bronx you don't have to be from there you just can't keep Puerto Ricans from there yeah she she out here she good out here in Florida that's where she from so she good right i'm gonna do some push-ups on the boat man i do think i brought a love lessons man love let me say blessings hey man elon musk is the man bro talk to me bro elon musk you know uh he opened up his his plant this week yeah right yeah he wasn't supposed to yeah i didn't even notice they say he sued california and threatened to go to texas tesla won and now they'll reopen the whole county folded the california the headline says california officials capitulate to elon musk allow tesla plant to reopen hundred percent i mean it is it is illegal what they're doing they can't really make you stay home you have the right to a public assembly it's part of the constitution if we all want to just go outside we could it is a hundred percent illegal what they're doing but we're all on board with it because we think it's going to make a difference that being said we have to decide how long we need to do this for the statistics that are coming back in right now about corona are very shifty and we need to figure out what is right what's wrong man there should changes every fucking day i saw dr. faci on tv two days ago saying don't wear a mask son like what it's don't wear a mask is do wear a mask it's there's only one mask that works there's so many different things going on even the death statistics have you seen this shit this is where shit gets crazy well dr. faci said that it's been 80 something thousand he said he thinks it's more yo but check it anybody with corona symptoms is considered a corona death okay so that means you get hit by a bus they bring you in and they see that you are wheezing a little bit they're like oh is that is he coughing probably corona they don't even got to test you if you have corona symptoms there's a million symptoms of corona and the reason why they're doing it is because the hospitals are fucking empty they're furloughing doctors right they're going out of business and in the stimulus bill they said that they'll they will give stimulus money to hospital with yeah they have cases with with symptoms who die from corona so they like 13 grand of some shit like son it's like if you use a ventilator it's 39,000 or some shit like that so basically they're like fuck it put that motherfucker on a ventilator for a little bit oh that person died oh yeah was he coughing a little bit before well shit say say he had corona because then we get 13 grand when he dies we don't get 13 grand if he dies from you know a heart attack I'm gonna tell you something man this is what I and I truly believe this and I just capitalism shouldn't be in the healthcare system I just make it healthcare free and figure out a way to pay these doctors and surgeons and everybody top dollar and by the way if you can fucking dump you know 1.8 trillion dollars into the economy the democrats asked for 3 trillion dollars this week if y'all got that kind of money just to dump you know I mean for shit like this y'all got the money for free healthcare bro but that's the thing you absolutely do this is not capitalism capitalism would actually help this this is the capitalism because if you it's capitalism because if they're telling you if they're saying look we're gonna pay you this amount of money if you have coronavirus patients so it makes you lie about you know the coronavirus patients but that money is capitalism not capitalism would be the opposite capitalism would be free market so the market would decide who got helped right and the market would go oh actually we this these hospitals aren't functioning right now there's they're actually we're actually going out of business when we're only helping corona patients well what they would probably do is stop labeling people as corona because that scares people from going into hospitals for their elective procedures and they go actually we have way less corona deaths it's okay hospitals are good come on in we're gonna go out of business unless you have other people nobody nobody knew that though like that was a a conspiracy theory for a while right what's that that they were labeling people when people would die they would label you with corona when you didn't have corona I don't even know if that's actually still has been confirmed I just know that's something that people I mean it is a theory that people have been talking about I do know that that's not conspiracy that's not conspiracy it is confirmed that you are labeled a corona death if you have corona symptoms and they're not sites your sources I'll look it up right now but from everything I've read what I do know you get paid though hospitals get paid a certain amount of money that's part of the same as yes so to me that's the all that's the ultimate version of capitalism it would but getting paid by the government isn't a free market system a free market would let the actual market decide what is the most valuable surgery together what is the most valuable use of the hospital okay well maybe the word a capitalism but when you have a money hungry god damn health care system right agree dude I agree with you when you have a money hungry health care system this is why health care should be affordable to fucking everybody that shouldn't be affordable should be fucking me free I agree this is a perfect example it's like how corrupt shit gets when money is involved 100% whether it's money from the government or money from the people but if you make it for profit people are going to gravitate towards that for profit situation absolutely and they're doing it probably for good reason like they're furloughing doctors they're laying off doctors so they're like well shit we don't want to fire doctors we got to make sure our nurses are paid we got to make sure all these people are paid even though nobody's in the hospital because the corona the curve has been flattened and way less people are going to the hospital with corona so we they got to find a way to keep generating revenue or they're gonna have to fucking close I don't know bro this shit man you talk about essentials if health care is not an essential thing then I don't know what the fuck is if this quarantine didn't show us this if this pandemic didn't show us how essential health care is and why everybody in America should have access to good health care my god like some shit you gotta have a heart for bro why wouldn't you just let people get free fucking health care when they need it and pay the doctors top dollar pay doctors and teachers top dollar doctors and fucking teachers should be getting paid top dollar um yeah yeah I'm with it let's let's pay them more that being said it doesn't help the situation I think I think was was helping this situation would be if we and Elon Musk was talking about it on Rogan he's like we just need more data right now we don't have any data he was the one my source is Elon Musk he was the one that was saying that they're misreporting the deaths and that they're not including primary primary causes or secondary causes for example if you have corona but you get eaten by a shark the shark is what killed you not corona but you'll get labeled as a corona death because anybody who has corona and dies it gets labeled as corona death when it should be um he had symptoms of corona or he had corona virus but he also had diabetes yeah he also had cancer he also had but then other things the corona virus is causing they say blood clots and shit that's a thing so it can lead to these things but if the main reason if 90% of the reason is because of that other thing you have then maybe we blame it on that so that the whole world who's healthy isn't afraid of it I mean I saw the craziest statistic about corona and Rogan said it on a podcast this was dope is that the age of death for corona virus right is higher than the age of death for just living in other words if most people die at 73 or 77 or whatever and the average age of like guaranteed corona death is 80 you're outliving life we shut the whole world down for a disease that kills people who have already outlived life no I know I'm gonna tell you something I go back to what I said originally I don't I'm wrong now I don't think what is it hold on I'll says I'm wrong on it um you're not this is Elon Musk saying it so you tell Elon he's wrong I don't know no it's just so that statistic is like um misleading because they're taking every single person who dies and then getting the average of that death so if a kid dies by getting hit from a car that 7 year old is included in that average yeah right now with corona you're only taking the average of the people who die from corona and we know already that corona affects older people than it does younger people so the average is going to be skewed because corona affects older people than it does younger people that's the point though that's what they're saying they're saying that it's a disease that affects older people because they have much weaker immune systems where whereas life sometimes you die when you're young sometimes you die when you're old but if you take all those people that end up dying and sometimes a 7 year old is going to skew those live shorter but if you look at overall averages of when people die and overall averages of the people that die from corona they actually die later on than life I just think a better statistic would be if you take all the people who die from natural causes like not a 7 year old who passes that's that's that's better then I think it would be a more realistic oh you're saying because if you if you eliminated all those people the 70 young people that die in car accidents all that kind of shit then our life expectancy would be higher that's fair great point great point but still similar so yeah so basically you have all this like conflicting data and I'm not saying one is right or wrong but we don't really know what is right and when we don't know what truly is right we can't make accurate assessments or decisions on when to reopen the country and that's why everybody's saying like all the doctors are saying that the country is not being reopened because of science or data is being opened because of politics and the economy and that's the truth to the matter yeah it's sad because it's like people act like they're afraid to say they don't know if you don't know you don't fucking know and Dr. Fauci said the realest shit he was like yo you reopen your economy too soon you might cause more needless suffering more death and you might do permanent damage to the fucking economy right and if you don't reopen it too soon the exact same thing can happen so hey you damned if you do you damned if you don't if you do damned if you don't it's just I think that what's happened is they shut down the entire world literally 80% of the world is probably locked in shelter in place cartels are telling people that they have to stay at home gangs are telling their members they have to stay at home everybody across the world is in their house that's why I don't understand how they find time to still shoot people in Brooklyn it's impressive these are hard working gang members absolutely okay um if and they're shutting it down because they're like yo a second wave could come we got to be careful if a second wave doesn't come and if the numbers come out they show that this the show that this actually wasn't as bad as they said it would be you think we will ever trust them again about a health crisis who is them though the Fauci's of the world the the CDC the people that basically said for our benefit we got to stay inside if it turns out this wasn't as big a deal as they said it was we'll never trust them again so you know in my opinion in my opinion we won't trust them again you know you know in my opinion no you know why yeah we still trust meteorologists for we still trust fucking weathermen every weatherman can tell us it's about the snow it's gonna be eight feet of snow and we go to the grocery store we buy all this shit and nothing happens and we still turn the fucking news on like we still we still trust weathermen bro yeah no that's interesting it's technically but weathermen don't shut down yeah but here's the thing a weatherman doesn't like make my family's business go out of business with their decision right if they're basically like it's gonna rain tomorrow but they're not saying yo everything that you guys work for you got to shut down and now just sell it and it's done right that's what's going on that's what's at stake right now but is it Fauci's fault no it's not Fauci's fault like I think that the doctors are doing what doctors do right is make decisions based on close to worst case scenario to save as many people as possible which I think is the admirable right thing to do I don't think he's a villain I think he's doing everything that's right and he's an honorable man I think that politicians right who have acted on this have said this is so deadly it's gonna get everybody we got to be careful and then it turned out to not be as deadly they don't want to look wrong so they're basically saying hey how do we make this seem as deadly as we said it was gonna be so we don't look wrong and then they go alright anybody who's got corona symptoms just include that as a corona death do us a favor I think that's how that works I get it but either way 80,000 people dead is it's enough for somebody to be like okay yeah that's bad you know I'm saying like when you see that people on TV all day long and they're just ringing it off you like I don't want to be in that number and I think I think all of us at to this point probably know at least one person who passed away from coronavirus maybe no question you're a hundred percent right I know three you know I'm saying my uncle Jim brother Akbar Mohammed as well as Fred the Godson you know what I'm saying so it's like these are three people that I personally know right so it's like that's enough for me this is America maybe all we need is one you know what I'm saying all we need is one once that one person gets it everybody's like shit it's real they mother fuck you think that you think millions of people didn't start wearing condoms in the 90s when magic got HIV right yeah you think easy you think we easy he died millions of people didn't start putting on condoms yeah because he's come on man that's just the way after air we live in yeah it does make it real a hundred percent don't deny that and I want to save as many people as possible there's no question you know but there are a lot of things out there that kill far more people than corona that we seem to not really care about smoking I agree a hundred percent yo real talk they tried to outlaw vaping because they're like yo it's killing people and people went fuck you Trump said that Trump even tried to outlaw vaping I said bacon Trump Trump tried to outlaw vaping doesn't smoke and kills 480 thousand people a year and smoke cigarettes have no nutritional value whatsoever that shit is just a profit bro that's it nothing more nothing less you know people don't like that they're like oh smoking is not addictive and smoking is a choice and I listen either you care about life or you don't and look you have I guess the difference between corona and smoking is it smoking is your choice to hurt yourself corona you could be hurting someone else but it is an important distinction to make if corona only affected you when you went outside we would be still at work right now because people would be able to take a risk with their own life but now you're taking a risk with someone else's life that's right absolutely and that's why it is different that being said we do have a lot of things to cause a lot of death and we just accept and move on with our life with it and it's eventually we're gonna have to open the economy it's no question eventually we do we all agree on that it's just when that shit that shit that shit's open already I still believe that coronavirus I still feel like they don't know what the fuck it is and they didn't know what it was and so everybody just was like whoa shut everything down until we figure it out and I still I think right now there's still more than one screen of coronavirus only because coronavirus some people get it and after 14 days they're good some people get it and they are fucked up now you got these kids getting it and they developing what's it called cow's sake disease oh yeah man that's the scary part it's one thing when it's the older people and the adults when it starts affecting the kids it's something called cow's sake disease I think it affects your respiratory system as well and it gives you some type of rash and something else but it's just like a couple of kids in New York already died from it are they dying? that's another thing it's like they throwing every statistic out there to scare the shit out of you a couple of kids died, a couple of kids in New York died of cow's sake disease I know Chris knows it's an Asian word is Chris there? you know cow's sake disease right? yes have you read about it? it's the side effect of corona right? it's an inflammatory condition that they think is linked to corona boom so yeah they think I'm sure they're making it up I wouldn't worry about it they're probably just making it up you think so? of course not what the fuck I was like what? all of that stuff like that I'm not taking no chances bro I'd rather be safe than sorry but I'm also one of the people who knows that they are in the position to where I don't have to take any chances I'm not a person that I'm not a person that has to go to work I'm not a person that has no choice but to take their kids to school because I have to go to work you know what I'm saying? I don't know I think if we actually knew what the fuck was going on we could make some decisions but the reality is we don't nobody does nobody does it's been so skewed and so politicized that it makes it even that much more difficult that is the fucked up part about it but here's the thing that everybody needs to understand something is going on 100% something is making people sick something is killing people when people say it's not real that's just stupid to me how do we save the most people possible that's really what it comes down to I think we're doing it now I think what's happened in the past is how you say the most people possible outside of getting the vaccine or some type of treatment apparently the total death toll of people is down because everybody's just inside so you're not having work related deaths you're not having car crashes you're not having all these other things so the total human death toll is actually less corona is actually saving lives once again, essentials I'm a home body I like being home what's the point of just being out I never understood that I gotta just be out, why? I'm not gonna lie bro the other day I was walking down the street with my girl in this Italian place set up shop and they were open they were serving some little apps and drinks that you could take on the street and I wasn't even hungry or thirsty but I just bought some shit just because I wanted that human interaction I wanted to feel that sense of normalcy again it was great I loved it I fucking loved it listen, I want a little boosty man tell me about this boosty thing I don't know if you saw the comments that little boosty made but uh Taylor can probably put the clip in but basically a little boosty let me see if I got a transcript of it here anywhere we can move on, shit you won't care about next week you don't have it in here Taylor? little boosty shit basically little boosty was taking smoke because he said that he's paid women to give his nephew and I think son oral sex how old are they? like 12 like 12 and 13 I believe um yeah it's tricky I think I got head when I was 14 maybe from who though? uh um older woman? nah that's not me yeah she wasn't old I'm trying to think though man like yeah it's tricky man it's illegal I don't think it's tricky listen I think that if little boosty was to get arrested for that which I see people calling for I see people sending his video to the police department in Louisiana so if you know they came to investigate him and they arrested him I would totally understand why I think that um this situation is bigger than little boosty though but I think it's generational I think it's generational trauma but I also think it's the way that we look at manhood you know what I'm saying? like the younger you start having sex you know for so long in this country they paint you as a man so to speak right the way we look at daughters like if our daughters are fucking early or if an older guy was fucking with our daughter we mad at our daughter and we want to kill the dude if it's a young man with an older woman we kind of chairing the shit on yeah we reward it yeah and as somebody who me I got molested when I was 8 years old and I just started calling it a station over the past few years all before I was just like I got ahead when I was 8 years old by an older woman you know what I mean but when you young you don't look at it like that and I've told this story a million times like me and all my boys we was 8-9 years old talking about these older women that we was fucking around with and actually clowning each other saying that we were lying when the truth to the matter is all of us was probably getting motherfucking touched on regardless of what the intention is abuse and you don't know how that's going traumatized somebody later in the future so I think it's a larger conversation that's bigger than little booze and I think that conversation is just about once again the why of it all like why do we over sexualize men and make men feel like the sooner you have sex the more of a man you are like I don't see why we're in such a rush to turn boys into men per se there's certain things you should discover on your own yeah I felt that as a kid if I don't lose my virginity by this age am I a loser why'd you feel that way probably movies or something like that maybe TV shows maybe social pressure and that shit carries as you go on into you go to spring break with your friends final hook up on spring break this shit was pointless and you put all this unnecessary pressure on yourself to achieve these goals that really aren't goals banging a girl drunkenly in spring break is not a goal it's not an accomplishment I thought I was thinking if I do that then I must be charming, funny and good looking that made me as those things and I think as I've had more success in my career I'm more validated by that instead of these weird accomplishment like treating women like accomplishments if you will to the boozy thing is interesting it is generational and it is cultural too I think there's certainly pressure not only from your friends but your family every Christmas so you got a girlfriend so what's going on you got any girls in your life and you want to come to Christmas and go yeah I got a girl or yeah I'm getting laid and that's exactly when you look at the boozy situation attacking boozy isn't going to change that ideology I guarantee if you have a conversation with boozy boozy would say his uncles did that to him or his father did that to him some father figure in his life did that to him so in his mind that's a rite of passage when you get to a certain age it's kind of like the sick perverted version of a bar mitzvah right you know what I'm saying like that's when you become a man in his mind so he's just passing on what he was taught so it's just like how do you break that cycle because to me I want to be able to pass on more of my kids than just trauma that's not what I don't want to pass that on to my kids like and then also when you're from the hood man when you're from the hood and you're from the ghetto you really don't got nothing else to give your kids yo so what I would tell boozy now boozy you got way more to offer your kids than probably the people that raised you had to offer you all they could offer you was that that hood shit that gave you that sense of pride and that sense of validation I got hell when I was 13 I was an older woman you know what I mean but now boozy you got way more to pass on to your kids than just that kind of trauma yeah and he probably is doing that too like he's probably passing on way more but yeah and it's a weird thing like even calling it trauma is weird because what makes something trauma and what makes something culture like if that's what happens to everybody and everybody in his family and all those people's friends are doing that exact thing well culture can be a crime it could be a crime you could be in a drug family that's the culture with the crime yeah but you're saying a drug family yeah you could be a family that the father sold drugs and uncle sold drugs and you started selling drugs it could be that culture in that family but it's still a crime it's still wrong it is still wrong it's still a crime but I don't know if it gives you the same trauma then if you experience something way different than everybody else it depends right like I looked at like I said I always started talking about my situation because I saw Tyler Perry on Oprah crying yeah you know what I'm saying or you could watch a movie like Antoine Fischer Antoine Fischer was getting you know touched on by a young woman this and that like I don't know if certain some guys may not want to do that think about it right if you in the hood if you anywhere not even just the hood if you anywhere and you getting pressured by an uncle or a father like nah you gonna come get this and that what if I don't want it yeah you know what I mean what if I'm just doing it because daddy's making me you know what I'm saying like that shit is a lot like I wonder I really wonder if you never saw Tyler Perry and nobody ever told you otherwise if it would be less traumatic or more traumatic like is ignorance bliss I don't be honest with you I don't even know you know what I'm saying I don't think ignorance is bliss because if it was but I think when it comes to that situation I wasn't I was traumatized when I was young because I made her stop like I literally took fucking firecrackers the little shit that you throw and they pop on the ground I was throwing them at her to leave me the fuck alone but the trauma didn't come I mean of course it felt good when she's doing it to you but the trauma comes when you know that this woman is doing something she shouldn't be doing to you you're telling her to stop right and the trauma comes from her calling me ugly after the fact like are you ugly anyway you know what I'm saying like and going out of her way to like make me feel fucked up alright so check it let me give you a different example but like something that's totally normal right like circumcision right I'm circumcised right that's totally normalized everybody gets totally normalized to the point where if you're not circumcised in America people look at you like something's wrong with you right okay that being said it's pretty traumatic someone snipping off the end of your dick like without my permission without anything you just cutting my fucking dick up you just mutilated my dick and nobody's gonna ask me about that shit like nobody asked me permission you're a child and the parents the parents give permission that's my point you're a child right so like that should happen to you when you were a child that's why it's wrong that girl suck on your dick I'd rather girl suck my dick than cut it off what the fuck I'm just saying is an interesting point you know you know why I'm pro circumcision go you being so insensitive right now think about all the women who've been traumatized by them goddamn fucking turtleneck penises son that's the that's the PR that they give bro what if they like that shit better like this how amazing the PR is around circumcision think about this we call your dick if it's not circumcised we call it un circumcised instead of just a dick the way a dick is supposed to be you know what I'm saying so they've they've like made us feel a certain way about our dicks that if they're not that yeah actually it should be called natural right it should be called dick organic yeah literally the whole food the whole of it do you know what I'm saying but like what did they do with all that foreskin that's where they make the yamakas bro what if that shit is that leather on your goddamn chair what if seriously what if all of us been sitting on foreskin couches all these years they're not even knowing that that's next level ballin right there bro that's why when you sleep and you sweat a little bit that's sticky you gotta peel yourself off that foreskin oh listen all I'm simply saying is I think it's a larger conversation to be had with the little boosty thing I don't think it's about one individual I think it's about an ideology cause I've seen this a million times I remember I don't know what the fuck I was watching there was something with little Wayne a little Wayne talked about how he made one of his artists I think it was Chuck he was somebody or somebody he made them get head and he was like that's what baby them used to do to me but camera on set and the rap one time did he to usher didn't did he take usher around get his dick sucked a bunch early on or something like that I don't know nothing about that shit I thought that didn't happen like when usher was young and coming up wasn't there a story told you like did he told me it took me around and I learned how to be a man blah blah blah I don't know about that but I do know it did happen right what was it like I saw the documentary I saw it's like on YouTube I was watching it and they said that he him he used to do it to Bowell but JD did to Bowell they all do that the young ones that's what I'm saying man it's fucked up it's a culture you know what I mean and it's like that's what needs to be discussed it needs to be like first of all you didn't do your hair cause you got braids but it needs to be discussed that it needs to be discussed it's like this is bigger than one individual this is something that men think is cool like men think it's cool to take a little young dude and get his dick sucked be supposed to y'all some head or something like that bro that's what I'm saying like there's a difference between trauma and culture and sometimes things that we look at as a crime and are bad are completely normalized within a culture like within a drug dealing family they don't think it's that bad let's be honest it's still a crime or here's a better version of it within the political family you know the political families that probably got to do some foul shit to keep getting re-elected or probably got to you know maybe like say some lies to the people to continue their power etc that's normalized within the family is it not like there's two generations of bushes that were you know presidents you don't think the same secrets and same game got passed down yeah sometimes you got a lot of the people absolutely but once again it's still a crime not saying it's not the only way to show that something is wrong sadly is to hold people accountable right so a lot of times that's how when you a lot of times that's when people open their eyes they're like oh shit that's that is wrong when somebody gets locked up like even when you talk about politics when somebody gets locked up when somebody gets impeached then you're like what they did was wrong tell then you're just normalizing the same shit over and over and I think that's what happens in a situation like this you know men have been doing this shit for so long like yeah man he getting some pussy now too yeah I got him some pussy like you've been doing that shit for so long that it's like you're normalizing that shit and eventually it becomes circumcision where if you think about it eventually it becomes circumcision where if you don't do it you're the weirdo yeah and oh yes you're absolutely right and I'll tell you what else think about all those movies we grew up on in the 80s and the 90s if you wasn't getting no pussy you was a loser and it was all about people trying to get their first piece of fucking pussy always boom so of course we're gonna feel the pressure every every movie was I gotta get laid before I go to college so you're gonna feel crazy pressure to get laid before you go to college because you don't want to be like the losers in the movie yeah man yeah man yeah yeah it's just a conversation I agree with your point though they brought a conversation and just though booze is a fucked up person exactly it's easy to just point the finger at a little booze and then you feel good about yourself but if you really want to change something up you got to address the culture that we all live in in America which is like yo it's kind of cool to get laid at a young age it's whack man but it is a double standard because we don't feel like that about women like women will get labeled early you know what I'm saying as whores or sluts yeah you don't want no older man fucking with your daughter and you don't want your daughter fucking young yo that's true yo you know how that's so fucking true but you know what's interesting women will reward the the male promiscuity at a young age like women will say the big oh yeah my kids just such a lady killer you know what I mean oh you see him he's out there oh he's killing it in preschool or blah blah blah you had all the girls you know what I'm saying it's a joke obviously nothing's happening in preschool but the same time it is rewarding a behavior yeah it's kind of like um cultures passed down from the women bro it's like it's like it's like when you put when you plant that seed it never goes away that's it like especially when you you know you from a certain generation a certain era that put pride on sleep with as many women as possible as many bodies under your belt as possible so the earlier you start like you like you know I used to say that's just so nonchalantly I was getting ahead at 8 by 20 something yo like um that's actually not right like she's a fucking she was a fucking pedophile and just like the women that doing that shit the boozy sons and shit is pedified like how can you justify that shit in your mind but I mean also think about what type of horrible shit is going on in their lives that they got to accept money to suck 12 year old dicks but you got some wild shit going on in your life you got to be really struggling yeah so I'm ready to have that broader conversation um MJ doc what you thought of this week the best episode so far I mean this is the you know you get into the cost of greatness man you get into what he believes the cost of greatness is what I really wish is that they had Steve Kerr talk about different ways to win because Steve Kerr has been part of the tyrannical regime that was the Bulls and Michael Jordan and he's also been part of the free flowing hippie regime that is the golden state warriors where everybody's high 5 in and that's why they lost well they also won though that's why they lost Michael Jordan if Michael Jordan had that team around him they'd be on championship number 6 right now now listen you're 100% right that being said I'm curious about Kerr's um experience in both and going I wonder if he would say you know what I'd rather not win as many and enjoy coming to work every day then win them all and literally be frightened every single day in my life there's absolutely no reason to take Michael Jeffrey Jordan personal if you're coming in there and doing your working job to the best of your ability not the best of his ability because Michael know you couldn't be him he made that shit absolutely clear but all he wanted you to do was be the best you could possibly be he was on your ass do you think that was enough for him you really think he just stopped at oh well that's what Steve Kerr does let me just leave him alone now I think that he looked at a guy like Steve Kerr I think he looked at a guy like Scott he looked at somebody like Scott Burrell and knew Scott Burrell could do more he looked at even somebody like Will Perdue and he know Will Perdue could do more so he rode them he was on their ass like trying to squeeze that greatness out of them and guess what they all rise to the occasion they can't say that they didn't they're lying to themselves they said they didn't rise to the occasion every single one of them did okay that is fair I will assist your argument because I don't think he rode a guy like Rodman because Rodman did what already? showed up every fucking day he gave it all he was a maniac like Jordan he was a maniac what did he say about Scottie Pippin he'll pick you up 94 feet he'll play D the whole fuck so maybe the guys so this is a good argument for Jordan that being said to you it's going to sacrifice some of your joy and I wonder if they would have rather had more joy and less rings and Kerr can speak to that you say no the only reason I'm saying no is because ain't none of y'all on the last dance that's how you would have played the game it's a dick let me look up Steve Kerr Steve Kerr averaged like 4 points a game hold on let me see Steve Kerr I don't care about Steve Kerr it's nothing to do with his play it's part of the bullshit but the balls too though we remember Steve from those teams no we remember him but the only reason that he has a place in this documentary that was as big as it was in those last years is because he is a famous person in sports oh yeah and because Jordan punched him in the face and that story isn't even included if Steve Kerr doesn't go on to win championships like I think if he just how many people he punched in the face he probably punched 15 people in the face they interviewed Will Perdue say what? they interviewed Will Perdue they interviewed Bill Winnington they interviewed Scott Burrell yeah okay I'll give you that but maybe they're just including the most interesting interviews with the most interesting perspectives on it but I'm saying Steve Kerr averaged 6 points a game 1.2 rebounds 1.8 assists you're not on the last dance if you don't play with Jordan riding that wave, riding on Superman's Kate getting big shots when you needed to being a part of that 3P to whatever you became a part of history you don't become that part of history without that and by the way those are the stories you tell your grandkids let's be for real Steve Kerr is a legend I love Golden State I love what they did but guarantee you at dinner people want to know more about when he played for the Bulls than when he was coaching for Golden State you're right the question is joy it's like at what point do you sacrifice joy I'm trying to take myself out of my own shoes in here because I find joy in the victory so I relate more to a Michael Jordan mindset where it's just like whatever it takes I'm going to squeeze everything out of myself so I expect the people working with me to also leave it all on the table that being said I'm curious to see the opinion of the person that really values that every single day aspect of their life maybe they don't want to be part of something like that and maybe they're willing to sacrifice winning the championship I don't see where Jordan I don't see where they wouldn't have joy playing with Jordan though I'm not even joking like did any of them seem like they were having fun asshole he's a jerk it sucked we were terrified like multiple of them in these episodes ago we were terrified every single day but they didn't dislike him they did dislike him they just respected him you gotta respect a goat I'm with that give me the respect then because at the end of the day in hindsight when you look back you can't say he didn't push me for no fucking reason it's interesting when you see Jordan in the documentary when he starts to break down at that one point time I know why that was okay I'm curious your perspective I have a thought on it but go I think he's recognizing his mortality and I think in recognizing his mortality it's harder for him to cope with the way that he treated people even if it meant winning the championship I think in his mind he justified all that behavior because this is what I had to do to win but he's separated himself from winning he's no longer this godlike entity he still is but it has changed the way kids treat him is different than the way you and I would have treated him as kids he's still a walking memorial he is to us but kids just see him as the guy who has that sneaker brand that's cool I haven't even seen him play this is my suspicion so I think that as he realizes his mortality and I think it becomes real the way that he affected people and might have truly hurt people he broke people he broke players they didn't come back from and I think that there's a little regret in that and he's trying to justify it to himself he's trying to hold on to this is what I need to do in order to win but the older you get the less valuable those wins are because you live in the present that's my theory first of all I don't believe I still believe he's relevant to kids only because the most famous athlete ever according to Guinness and all that shit is Michael Jordan he's the world's most famous athlete they say he's one of the most five famous celebrities of the 20th century makes sense and number two I think that he was crying because he knows we live in this politically correct world and he wanted to let a maggot fly I think that he wanted to let that slur that people use but I think that that slur that was so popular in the 80s and 90s his eyes started watering because he just wanted to say those fucking punks those fucking he just wanted to let that shit out so bad I fucking led y'all to six goddamn championships and he's gonna like this and there's some motherfucking things I get you like he wanted to go off that's why he said let me go take a break he went outside and smoked a cigar I guarantee you you haven't heard the f-word used like that since goddamn somebody do an Elton John concert I'm telling you I'm fucking telling you that's I'm telling you that's what it was he was frustrated he couldn't believe it because this is the thing about Jordan this is why I don't feel sorry for nobody on the fucking team they were men they were adults those weren't kids that Michael Jordan was manipulating he wasn't a a tyrant college coach it was a grown ass 30 something year old men you got a problem with Jordan do what Steve Kerr did push him in the fucking chest get punched in your eye take the L that was some soft shit though the chest punch come on now you saw how he bigged himself up he was like I knew I had to stand up for him so I twisted his titty and from then on he respected me just like any of the other players get away from me Jordan stop it by the way great story sorry great story if I twisted Michael Jordan's titty I'm telling everybody that every year for 25 years straight I don't see why Michael Jordan was such a hard person to work with Michael Jordan just reminds me of a person that wants you to show up so by the way what you have to do show up bring your fucking A game and he got your back I think this is I think this is somewhere I think this is a I think you just relate to him in your expectations of yourself and the people around you and I do as well and I think that it's easier for us to accept his behavior because our behavior at times has probably been more similar whereas I'm sure you've worked with people who don't subscribe to that and it's probably really hard for them to get his behavior and they don't win and that's the truth that's the shit Jordan said that was so true y'all don't want to win you never want anything god damn it's the truth but yo you know what I noticed from this you know how they're talking about using the grudges to like get him to have that intensity that he needed to win I love it I know you love that I was actually thinking about you with that because I know you probably do that on a regular fucking basis but what I thought was interesting is he was actually so superior to everybody else playing the game at that point in time that all it required was his intensity to guarantee victory that's what people don't recognize he was so superior that the game was actually boring to him so he needed a grudge or a reason to have that focus and once he applied that focus you could not beat Jordan unbeatable I agree with you and I have never seen I have never seen an urban legend a conspiracy theory addressed so eloquently in such a button put on it that you can't even dispute why he initially walked away after the first 3P when they show you Michael Jordan's life and how he was a prisoner of his fame and he couldn't go anywhere and it's just like he didn't really like that shit and the only reason he came back was because Michael and Magic and Bird had never done it at the time Magic and Bird was the bar until Michael became the bar once I get this 3P Magic got more rings than me I think Bird got 3 he was like I did something they never did before I'm out you take that and put on top of that his father got killed it's like I'm out I've accomplished everything I need because right here it's fucked up Michael Jordan has such a high emotional IQ the mental was fucked up his emotions were fucked up I can't go out there and perform imagine you was a dirty and don't think people wouldn't have done this imagine you was a dirty ass fucking trash talker 100% 100% they haven't been saying shit about his dad 100% maybe the players wouldn't have the writers would 100% the people in the fucking stands he would have been out of it mentally for him to go take that break he would have that shit made so much sense to me I totally understood it there was this one reporter who kept saying everybody wanted to know why he just fucking told you why I also think you know how when a werewolf has such an intense experience being a werewolf when it's done the guy just wakes up in the middle of a forest and he's like what the fuck happened I think Jordan taps into an intensity that few human beings are capable of tapping into outside of like a fucking baby being stuck under a car that you need to lift up I think he taps into an intensity that is so pinpointed that there's a cost to that shit and he did that for eight years in the league or however many years it took him to get his first championship and then win two more I literally think he was fucking exhausted I think you get exhausted by that he was he said he was mentally exhausted and then add the dad's shit add all the other fuck shit forget it that shit made so much sense to me I don't know how anybody could ever argue that that shit wasn't no gambling it wasn't no suspension it's hard for us to fathom that cause we've never performed at a level like that right you've never been the most famous motherfucker in the world on a planet you don't know the stress that comes with that I'm saying you don't want to be a prisoner to your success but guess what that's what comes with it but a lot of these people realize I can't wait to leave this shit alone I can't wait to go enjoy life yeah and that's what he ultimately did I don't fucking care how you dress you know what I'm saying he's just out here living his best life I love it I've never seen anything like that that scene when he was in that locker room with that baseball bat smoking that cigar he just lost to the Charlotte Hornet I'm getting that shit framed it wasn't after the loss it was before the game he was about to play and embarrass BJ Armstrong yeah cause he had lost he had lost the game before I thought you meant it was right after that game he had lost the game before more on the same page smoking the cigar and the dudes like I forgot who he was talking to he was like no what I got to be upset about knowing he's pissed the fuck off oh my god oh my god just next level but dude taking the hacks with that bat like that's something out of a cartoon that's something a supervillain does in a movie that is a marvel movie supervillain has a bat that he's hitting like this in his hand he's gonna cigar before he goes and handles his business what about when he turned in the little doobal when he was like what that mouth do hope what the fuck was he saying when he was talking to Burrell yeah he was like you fucking hope you bitch you hope bitch I hope that's how I know he let the maggot fly oh they did some clever editing for sure listen I know for a fact that word got edited out of the last dance at least no less than 750 keep it 100 you barely hear him say the n word I don't even know if he says the n word once you think Jordan wasn't dropping the n bomb listen Scotty Jordan all of them come on bro yeah the only person that can't close the stand it was Carmen Electra when Jordan walked in the hotel room yeah she was quoting exactly she was quoting Jordan and they just cut it right when she was like then she was like Michael walked in and said they just cut it she's the only one but that shit was good they just finish they're still editing episode 10 now that's what I heard yeah they hadn't finished it cause they moved it up they're supposed to come out in June so they moved it up so it's gonna be interesting to see how it ends man I'm not gonna lie I almost cried the father shit man when he was on that floor sobbing bro that shit was almost fucking jay and my girl getting stung by the beat bro I'm not gonna lie bro that shit was right there the tears didn't fall but when I'm about to cry everything that leaves right up to them tears coming that shit touched me man cause all of these years I thought he was crying tears of joy nah just cause he had came back that motherfucker was in agony yeah he was hurt cause you never heard him cry before it was always the picture but when you hear him fucking like weep like now you know why that Jordan meme was so ugly cause when he cries he cries bro Michael got the worst ugly cry of all fucking time like god that was I mean sobbing oh shit and it was justifiable I understood the pain I understood exactly why he did what he did I have a new respect for Michael Michael Jordan Michael Jordan gotta be I don't know man that's one of the greatest motherfuckers devil they said it really good they're like you could make the argument and most people would that Michael Jordan is the best at doing his job or is better at doing his job than anybody in the history of doing their job I agree and that is that is a really interesting thing to say truthful who was better at their job than Jordan was at his Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan like the only people you can truly compare him to in terms of doing their job he would have changed the fucking world changed the world bro revolutionized the world you're not even talking about athletes now right we're talking about people who Masa Musa or whatever that fucking guy was you're talking about you're going thousands of years back and you're talking about people who changed the fucking world dude yeah bro think about this sincerely think about this sincerely you're going into battle and you need a general would there be somebody better than Michael Jordan rallying troops no this is what he does for a frivolous little game of basketball imagine life or death yeah yeah I don't know man I've never seen no shit like it ever honestly actually very it kind of shows you what your brain is capable of doing too you know what I mean he's using more than we're using that's what I'm saying exactly hold on I gotta take a piss I'll be right back alright Andrew took a piss listen man I think we're almost done no you had a point before I went to take a piss which was Jordan was tapping into oh yeah Jordan was tapping into something in his mind that most humans don't tap into you know it's just a level of whatever you want to call it the law of attraction you know you want to call it the power of intention whatever you want to call it he was tapping into something in his mind where he had a level of man I wouldn't even call it optimism optimism is not the word intensity it's the hope for something I think it's more than intensity it's like yo you're not going to beat me focus I think what it was is at his highest ability he couldn't be beaten but in order to get to his highest ability he needed to have extreme intensity and focus and he's like a real-life superhero like he has like Hulk has to get angry for powers that's what Jordan was he needed that like like he was almost like the monster alright he was the monster that she was kind of based off his life yes he was at let me still let me take this from you you give me that George called you walk by me in a fucking restaurant and don't say hi come on now you can't beat me you know I'm saying oh a fucking arms with the other guy the Marr Bradford you put your fucking arm around me and told me nice game how dare you compliment me cocksucker imagine what he would have did to the Pistons if there was another game after the Pistons walked off the court and oh forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it it forget it forget it I mean it's not even it's just it's not even a question and it is fascinating to see the other players talk about it because the Hulk reference is the best because what do other people say about Hulk you don't want to piss him off you don't want to make him angry you wouldn't like him when he's angry you wouldn't like when he's angry and as these everybody players coaches etc ago man we shouldn't have done that I knew I should have done it hey you should have did that because the players themselves knew that when Mike taps into that extra level there's nothing that can be done nothing so why so why didn't anybody ever get smart and just be nice as fuck to Ty Burrell did whatever Scott Burrell did but I'm I'm talking about the opposition because clearly he didn't have no problems having fun like he would go golfing with Danny and shit like that why wouldn't you just be extra nice to Mike yeah you should hey you're the best Mike you're so kindness yep Mike might have been that might have been the only way to beat him Mike you're the best you are so good Mike love might have been Michael's Achilles heel yes word up yes that is true I'm gonna tell you the other impressive thing about Mike you didn't get hurt you got hurt that one season and it's like after that smooth sailing bro it's unbelievable unfucking unbelievable unreal and it's not like he really I mean yeah he took care of his body had the Tim Grover was his trainer but like it's not like he wasn't out drinking and smoking it's not like he wasn't it's not like he was sleeping all the time like this guy really pushes his body to the limits and still maintains like peak physical condition it's unreal he's he's he's the goat he is the standard he is the standard standard he's the standard I would skip Bayless would lay off LeBron though why was he saying it's just like every week like this does not this is not about because here's the thing it's unfair to attack LeBron over the greatness of Michael Jordan because all LeBron is is another player under Michael Jordan yeah and it's a it's every by the way it's literally everybody else like I got the truth to the matter it's Michael Jordan and then everybody else and you can rank everybody else however you want it's Bron it's Bron top tier after Jordan of course he is of course he is and that's great company to be in because you got Jordan you got magic you got birds you got all of these great players but it's just like skip Bayless goes out of his way to fucking like shit on LeBron as if LeBron is really any threat to Michael Jordan's yeah he's not he's not yeah he's not they just bored they just need some shit to talk about listen um I want to uh end by saying rest in peace six nine um two yeah maybe one day god bless him I pray I pray for I pray for everybody so I pray that don't happen but whatever but I pray rest in peace to Andre Harrell oh yeah I'm saying Andre Harrell is um a good guy man a good brother somebody who over the past I say four years um I've had many an extensive conversation with you know you've heard me say a million times my top two favorite record labels of all time a Rockefeller records an uptown record um I've always been a huge uptown fanatic I've always been somebody who championed uptown you know when the new edition movie came out I was like yo this needs to be the next movie that gets made the uptown records bio pic and I'm not sure how me and Andre connected I don't know if it was through that or maybe it was through a vote I'm not sure what it was but man that was a brother that I used to have a lot of great conversations with I actually spoke to him uh that Tuesday he died on a Thursday I spoke to him that Tuesday and it's just so interesting right because on Tuesday he sent me he started he started texting me at like five in the morning because a lot of people know I'm up that time so they either call the text but he started texting me about five in the morning and it was about one specific thing and from five o'clock that morning to about probably 11 30 that night he just sent me all of these when I go back and read it it's all of these detailed messages about something he wants to execute and how we should go about it step by step right and the last thing I said to him was um oh this is very interesting I'm gonna send you you know some of the stuff that I'm working on tomorrow because it's kind of in the same vein and he was like and and and I keep I keep looking at that text and it just made me think like wow there was no tomorrow and I'm saying it was that Tuesday and it was Wednesday he passed on sometime Thursday and then Wednesday I was looking at you know my man Jesse Collins Jesse Collins had posted on Instagram about how Andre was calling him and Andre was adamant about um adding something to the story of the uptown records you know bio pic like y'all I want this thing I want this thing we got to make sure we land the ending whatever whatever like he was just very adamant about that right and it just makes me think like oh man do do do we know you know I mean like do we know when and then I think about my grandmother my grandmother she you know she she passed away on Cinco de Mayo in 2006 like my mom and my little brother always say she put her wig on like she was going somewhere sat in her favorite chair and passed away but it's all it always makes me want to do new people people know you know what I mean and it hurts me that somebody like Andre who was about to get celebrated in a real way because you know BET Greenlit the uptown records miniseries last year know and he had been you know working with the writers on the script and you know he's very involved with the project I mean right you know very very involved with the project so I was looking forward to seeing him get his flowers you know I mean and and and be celebrated by the culture in real time like me and Andre have been talking about for the longest yo the uptown records movie release party it's got to be 90 steamed and you know I'm saying new jack city where like all of that like we have been having these conversations since the three or four years that I that I've known him you know I mean so I don't know it's just sad and he was such a good brother he did a lot of things for me personally and professionally that he didn't have to do um you know it's a young lady named Gina Lisa Gina Lisa uh Gina Lisa works for like Medicaid if I'm not mistaken but I remember me and Andre having this long conversation about people being taken care of when they're older like you know your mother you know your father like when they get older and they got dementia or Alzheimer's or whatever it is it's like yo who takes care of the parents in these situations and he was just saying like yo you really need to sit down with this you know uh young woman Gina Lisa because this is what she does people don't even know that these type of things are available you can have caretakers and this and that and Medicaid will pay for it like all of it like he was just very in tune about stuff like that just so happened somebody in my family actually my wife's family really needed that at the time you know I'm saying my wife's grandmother so me having that information and just passing it along like yo this is what Andre told me we ended up making that happen you understand I'm saying so now it's just like my my wife's grandmother has the care that she needs and and and you know the right people are being paid for so it's just like little things like that on a professional level he helped me with and I I've definitely showed him mad love for it you know I'm saying and then I always told him how much I appreciated him and and valued him and I even had Gina Lisa on the show after that if you go look up on the Breakfast Club it's a youtube interview with a woman named Gina Lisa so for anybody out there who has you know elders in their family that need you know caretakers or caregivers I can't remember what the exact term is like you just need some type of help in that arena you should go watch that interview because she can you know push you towards that but that's what Andre that's one of the messages Andre wanted to get out like he's his mind was always on the future the futuristic vision you're shot man you ever thought about when you 70 years old 80 years old you know what I mean like who's gonna take care of you you know like who's gonna take care of me when I get older so he was always on that mindset man just a good good good good brother somebody who I model um it's just I'm not gonna say model because I was already doing it but somebody I look at when I see him and I say that's the way he's supposed to move like every everybody around you should be bigger than you like you should be you should be in the business of making stars you should be in the business of empowering people right saying like Andre Hurrell threw way more assists than than he necessarily scored points right but he won that they were all part of his team right no Mary J. Blige, Jodesy, Heavy D, I'll be sure Christopher Williams you know Diddy is an intern you know um empowering Diddy and bad boy used to be under Uptowns and that's how you got Biggie you know Robin Thicke whether I mean he's just empowered so many different people man so I don't know if people really truly understand you know the loss that the coach took but we definitely we definitely definitely took a loss with that one but it's just a reminder that tomorrow is not promised so you know that the goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that does hmm Andre Hurrell definitely did that so rest in peace Dre may Allah be pleased with you definitely gonna miss him in a real real way and um BT it's a lot of pressure but but but but Andre was was knee deep into that story the story is was it's told he told the story so it's not like what what you see when the when the biopic comes out that's all from the mind of Andre like you know I mean it's nothing like Andre was very involved in the writing and everything else like he was knee deep in it you know it's not like it was halfway done like this like the story is going to be told the way he would want it to be so that's that we good I think we're good man I think we're good man guys thank you guys so much for listening man yes sir oh we gotta run I gotta I'm sorry I gotta run guys yeah I can't do an ask we'll do ask you next week yeah man as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you think we're just a couple idiots you don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant idiot's podcast thank you for listening peace