 Who are you on disgust? If your genitals smell like feet, then there's possibly something else going wrong. Well, Billy, there's a lot of people out here who are warm and warm. Why is everyone talking like we have a lot of money and horses? There's a lot of people out here, Billy, who genitals are not up the par. Genitals. I know a girl, her pussy smells like barbecue potato chips. I like barbecue potato chips. Yep. And so you stick your head in the bag and you smell a bag of barbecue potato chips. I like that. Can I stick my head in her bag? Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're not going to do that. Nope. Nope. Nope. We're going to do that. He's not going to do that. Not going to do it. She snapped chat. She showed me Kathy. That's the pussy name. She named her pussy Kathy. She was hairy. I really had to have it. And every time I touched it and rub it, she let me grab it. I had the dick up in my hand. She want me stabby. She said, Los, you be fucking like a rabbit. And then I slowed it down here, though, with the turtle dick. Got crazy. Circle, circle, circle dick. Ooh, she liked it. She want to bite it. Her homegirl said she wants some, now they fight it. Well, I guess they said it here once and I'll say it again. Look, look, we're talking about trash. We won't talk about garbage. We really won't. If you're talking about trash, you won't talk about garbage. I agree. I couldn't agree with you more in that one. Well, welcome back to the 85 self-show. This is a podcast. 85! Yes, indeed. For niggas who do shit exactly like that. They don't know how to bring up. Why don't they bring up Pee Wee Kirk? Hey, if only niggas still be selling dope in the NBA. They gave the nigga the contract. He said, hell, I got that in my pocket. They want him to play 82 games for $100,000. Pee Wee said shit. I just loaned the nigga $100,000. You ain't gonna let me have no more idea. Look it up. It's in the motherfucking book. Let me tell you something like this. They need to talk about it. Talk about Vernon Maxwell. Talk about it. Vernon Maxwell whooped everybody ass one season. Everybody who tried to call him got their motherfucking ass whooped. Then he just suspended. He also had a cocaine problem. He was using cocaine at the Orange Car Wash right there in the Third War. I knew Vernon Maxwell was a bad motherfucker when they named him. Any nigga with two old nigga first names is going to be called. What? The shy kid said his podcast is for niggas to take their shoes off when they race because they make them run faster. Only black people know that. Yeah. Now see, now that is an alternative black history fact. The first nigga to take his shoes off. Now we don't have the exact name of the first nigga to take his shoes off. Oh, it's Chauncey. Because black people weren't allowed to have shoes for so long. That's probably why we take our shoes off. Now if the Olympics let niggas run barefoot. Yeah. We're all about to be fucked all the way up. Because every nigga in here got a cousin. That's a female. That can't nobody beat when she take her shoes off. Gravel. 92 AM Rebel Radio presented to you by Dad Mountain Dew and Gladys Nights Chicken & Waffle. If you could call in right now and be the 92nd caller at 9.20 PM Eastern Standard Time on the ninth day of the 20th month, we're going to send you a t-shirt. Hello? Is that cool? Go ahead, Billy. So yeah, so... We're picking up Billy is currently telling us a story about how his lady used to smash a bunch of rappers in Houston. Yeah, and he was getting his toes done. Yeah. Thank you, brothers. I appreciate it. No, no, no, every time before this have I felt so supported. I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all. Go ahead. So we sit in there. Uh-huh. Who you listening to now? Please say Lil' Flip. No. Me listening to nobody. It's Mike Jones. Because we're in the fucking nail shop. He gotta leave. He be like 8004. She be like, he got a new number. He gotta leave. That is a real number. So I'm sitting there in the nail shop. You know what I'm saying? She got the Lil' Champagne. We sitting there holding hands. It's cool. Who comes through the door? Bad bitch. Uh-huh. And right behind him, slimped up. Damn. All places to be. I hate to be the asshole, but I hope this happened in the story, Nate. Before you tell her, I hope his girl jump up at the tub running and hug this nigga. Because that nigga tall, I wanted to get on her tiptoes and hug, just hug across the Houston on his back. Right, right, right. Just across the Houston that you love so much. So, first off, what do you think she do? What your girl do with it? First off, first off she try to act like she didn't see the nigga walking. She saw him. She saw him. She hit him like six, eight. She hit look. She get her feet done. She gonna look. All of a sudden she pick up a jet magazine. Nobody reads jets no more. She all of a sudden start thumbing through jet and shit. So I look up. She try to hide behind a jet? There's a smallest magazine in it. Jet is eight inches high. Nigga get the newspaper. Nigga. So I'm sitting there like, oh shit, it's nigga right here. And so she got that lock on my hand. She won't let my hand go because she don't want to look like. It's so tight that you know that she know the nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she got that grip, you know. You in a lot. We in a lot. So I'm like, uh-huh. I'm trying to pull my hand, but I'm like, fuck. And then I can do it. I'm looking weak right now. I'm about to take this hell. So he walks right over. The girl walks over and say, hey Billy. Slim walk over. I see you out there doing your thing. You got your little mama with you? I said, yeah, man. It's my lady right here. So she raises the magazine down. He said, oh, what's up pretty girl? Good to see you again. It's like nigga. Again? They can hit you with that memory later. The dagger hit me right in my chest. He was like, hey man, look, I want to get you on one of my albums. I want you to come fuck with me. Ain't that the worst thing? Take my number down. The whole time he giving me his number. I had to take it. He's saying it loud enough where she can hear. I'm like, bitch, you better not remember. She done scratched it into the jet magazine. He might as well just say, hey, take my number, but put it in your girl phone. She done put it on the jet beauty of the weak leg. It hurt. So basically you could have just got the number from her. She had it. Nah, she didn't have that. He got a new number. That's what I should have. I want to compare notes. I was like, maybe she still got it. Please tell me for the sake of all niggas. Please say you acted a fool in the car. At what point did you act a fool? Look, look, look. I hear the voicemail. You left them there. Fuck that. I'd have been on the phone. Nigga, you watch your goddamn mind. You see me interlocked? Hey, nah. I'm getting a C-scroll scrub. Nigga, I got hot stones on my leg. Nigga, the wedding is coming up. To be honest, let me tell you, the niggas are such a gentleman. She's pregnant, nigga. Nigga's such a gentleman, bro. It's our baby, nigga. Why would you do this? Hey, dawg, he was a gentleman, dawg. I seen a nigga out in the club with my lady, dawg. Me and my lady was out in the club. Oh, I thought he was with your lady and you saw him in the club. You have to say that. God damn it, Nate. No. You saw the nigga out in the club with my lady, man. So Slim Thug, you're my lady in the club. Right. I'm having to bump into him. You know what? I don't mind. I don't mind being vulnerable on the 85 South Show. Somebody got to do it. It's what Thug and Slim Thug listening to the 85 South Show. He gonna be like, damn, I ain't know the little bro feel like that. He don't even know who he is. Say the girl name. Aw. You talking about Cheryl. Oh, Loose Mouth and Cheryl. You talking about Loose Mouth? You talking about Loose Mouth and Cheryl? You talking about Loose Mouth and Cheryl? Ain't this all out, Lord Loose Mouth? Get his feet done, ass niggas. Bro. So I got in the club. Not only did he get his feet done, they put the clear on there. I got the clothes. I got the clothes. So you know, you first, when you want to do a pool of blood. But God got a sense of humor too. As soon as he crunked the car, I guess we'll come on the radio. Slim Thug. Houston motherfucker, that's where I stay. Hey, look. And I run. Hey man, that's shit to me. So let me tell you, the saving grace for the whole situation was, I did get in the car. I went off a little bit, but I didn't go right off. You know, I had that look out the window. You passive aggressive about it? Yeah, I had to. I was like, so. She had to ask you what was wrong? So you, what's wrong with you? She had to pat your shoulder. No, she knew what was time it was. It was arguing time. It was time to argue. Let's set it off time, nigga. So I'm sitting, I'm like, yeah, I'ma just chill. Take your time, breathe. You know, you get too mad. You don't get your point out. You just be mad. Yeah. Cause you, like when the man get mad, don't come out, but come out. I had to think. That's it. And what I had to do was, I needed to use this moment to leverage some bullshit that I had already, but you can't. Oh, so you saved an argument from before? No, no, no. What I did was. You got some sisters, dude. I got sisters. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Shit. You got no sisters. No shit. Or, or. So what I did was. So I said, hey, I don't want to hear you say nothing no more about how you feel when you run into people I used to fuck with. Oh, here she go. We got to chalk all that shit up and charge it to the fucking. I'm gonna tell you where you fucked up at. You was too selfish with your demand. You should have started your argument off stronger. You can't just jump out there demanding shit. You fucked the nigga. Stop looking through my phone. You can't do that. You can't do that. You combine the two things. You just got to focus. You should have, you should have came in that bitch with some common sense and be like, look, you see this the type of shit that happened. And then compared your situation. Well, see, then you really look like a hoe for bringing up old shit. Mm hmm. You got to just understand that as a man, you don't get the, you don't get to say shit. You just got to take it every goddamn day. And I know that. And she, and she always. Oh shit. Some more shit happened. Okay. So we there in the club. Okay, bet. Chillin. Everything good. Like how you be doing. Yeah. Who I'm thinking about. You was dancing. Yeah. I was there. I was there. I was there. The story good as fuck. This nigga got his nails and toes done in the club dancing like this. Boom. I was there. You know you're happy when you got the two snap. Cause you know that's how you dance with your lady. It's like, it's a good week. Ain't no arguing. What the fuck was playing? My girl. It don't matter. I was just having a good time. What do you love? It don't matter. I was at the club in 1958. Man, look, I got my little two step going. Shit. We out there. All I see is a trail of bottles. Okay. That's the first thing. With the sparklers on. Sparklers. Make sure you see them. I'm talking about the line. You know now they do the lines. Yeah, yeah. So now this is two years after the original meetup. Wow. Sparklers come through. And I'm like, damn. It's a lot of goddamn bottles. I don't know where the fuck they're going. You got to shoot this nigga, man. That's the third story. So the bottles are paramount at the top of the club. It seemed like the whole club just got higher because the sections was in levels. Okay. At the pinnacle of the top of the club. There's slim thug a lot with 28 bottles and like 13 bad bitches around. And so I'm standing at the bottom of the floor on the dance floor looking up. We down there with our little drink. I'm two step, man. Like a peasant. Now I'm like, damn. I'm looking real peonish right now. But did you look like that with your neck all over? I could. I could. It was one of them. Take one of the bottles and pour the alcohol in your mouth. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Why you do my pun in the leg? I was asking. It's real life. This shit ain't happening. Don't be playing. Hey, you ain't shit, Nate. Something happened. What's slim thug doing on that island? So what he did was I tried to act like I didn't see it. I think I'm crying. He motioned for me. He motioned for me. He said, hey, hey. And I can hear this nigga voice over there. Because you down. He got acoustics. Hey, peasant. Hey, my nigga down there in the Brooke VIP. Come up here with the rich niggas. Yeah. It looked like Mount Olympus up there. All the bitches in the bottles. Okay. And all the shit. He got so many bottles. The club dog, but his section lit up. His nigga got bottles everywhere. Mount Olympus. I'm trying. Shout out to Chris. I kept my snap going. I was like, I don't see the nigga. I'm not going up there. I'm not finna get put on this type of pressure. I can't buy no bottles tonight. So I'm chilling. I'm sitting there like, it's good. Just snapping. Baby hit me. He trying to get your attention. I said, I see them. But see, that's when you should have got mail. That's why you paying attention. I know what the niggas said. Drink your drink. So look, we sitting there. Yeah. And then at the last minute, bottle girl comes over. Hey, Slim on y'all to come up to the section, man. He really don't want you to come. I know he don't. I know he don't. And so I got him like, all right. He's seen a loose mouth. So I go up. Shut up, dawg. Shut up. When I had that from you. So I go up to the. He's seen a loose mouth. I go up to the section. We get up there. He hits me with a dab and an arm grab. Hey, boy, I just want to let you know. I'm proud of you. You put in Houston on the map. You're doing your goddamn thing out there. Keep doing your shit. Right. I'm proud of you, boy. You're taking big steps. Congratulations on your wedding and your marriage. And all of that. Wait a minute. Who told him? I don't think you know about your wife. Let me see his face. Who told him? I know about Jack. That's what his fucking story is about. Nate. You don't say that. You're so obvious. Bleep the name. Yeah. Thanks. Jack ain't the name. I'll spoke in code. Is that close enough? Yeah. All right. We'll just meet. It's fine. I took it to the stage. Everything's out in the open. He already talks about this shit everywhere. Oh, OK. Yeah, I talked about it on stage. But I had to talk about it in front of him. I hadn't heard it in this much detail, though. This is incredible. He came to the Improv in Houston one night when I had my show. And I just had to let it out. And then we laughed about it again. And it's over. So now it's cool. I think he had a better laugh than you did. He had a better laugh about it than you did. I bet he did. I bet he did. Yeah, he's still laughing. He's going to see this in the lab. That shit still hurt that little nigga. That was a hundred bitches ago. He's going to see you in a couple years. You know what episode was my favorite one found? He's going to put it in the rap. Like the toenail episode. Can't be mad at me because I tap your broad ass. Niggas still talk about it at all the time. I can't hear it. I can hear it. That shit going to be hard, too. It's going to be Arab nigga's favorite line. Man, it killed that nigga, man. It hurts. You know what? To get over some of this pain, let's read some fan comments. Mo K said this podcast is for niggas that always have an emergency swish to stash somewhere. Oh my God. This nigga know exactly who the podcast is for. My nigga Robert McGill said this podcast is for niggas that get highest fuck and listen to the TVs with their eyes closed when the TV is off. Man. That nigga's high. That nigga's on next level high. Nigga, if the TV off, what the fuck is you watching? That's what I'm saying. This nigga's imagining this show. You watch with your ears though, bro. You don't watch with your ears when you sleep? You can't. The TV off. That nigga basically said this show is for niggas with pure imagination. That nigga said this show is for blind niggas. That's what he just said. Hey, shout out to my man, Paco Boy. Paco said this podcast is for niggas who make minimum wage but got a lot saved up. That nigga's owning. Clap for that. Clap for that shit right there. Stop taking them pics. That funny on your face. I knew some niggas who used to deliver pizza just because they'd like to eat pizza. Man, look. I promise you. Let me tell you who I'm fucking with right now. I'm fucking with King Duty though. King Duty said I spent two weeks in the country. I know what Billy was talking about with the sausage and the noodles. Thank you, King Duty for defending my honor out here. I appreciate you. King Duty. Oh. Open the tail. Fuck nigga, shut the fuck up. Hey! I bought the noodle. Better not tell my mama. Hey! If she see an empty packet, don't be drunk. Hey! She like you wasted food. Money to go to school. Hey! Hold up! I like my noodle with a little beef in it. Beef in it. Cut that sausage up and then I ski in it. Hey! World chest of sauce. Huh? What? Every nigga stop the beat. Hey, nigga. Hey, nigga stop hitting the table. What? No. Everybody stop doing shit. Somebody die. When did they have a sausage flavor? Never. When? He cut sausage up in it. Wait. So the only nigga that got your back name is King Duty. Give a shit. This is stupid, nigga. Did you do that? But you're going to act like UNC. Who's responsible for the names? Are these real people? No, they made their own. These people leave comments in the comments section. A nigga named himself King Duty. Okay, but act like you don't see Pablo Escobar say this podcast. It's not for niggas who skate in your noodle. Nasty mama bitch. Nasty mama bitch. Boogie Black said this podcast is for niggas that interrupt your prayers with suggestions. Nigga, make sure you bring your mommy in because you know she ain't saying that well. The shot kid said this podcast is for niggas that take their shoes off when they race because they make them run faster. Only black people know that. Now see, now that is an alternative black history fact. Now we don't have the exact name of the first nigga to take his shoes off. Oh, it's Chauncey. Because black people weren't allowed to have shoes for so long. That's probably why we take our shoes off now. If the Olympics let niggas run barefoot, the record book about to be fucked all the way up. Because every nigga in here got a cousin. That's a female. There can't nobody beat when she take her shoes off. Gravel, black top, in the street, grass, whatever. Can't fuck with her with no shoes. She's fast in them up. When she run her booty get lower to the ground. Nigga, I'm so country. I got cousins that take their shoes off when they get ready to fight this nigga talking shit. Yeah. I put my shoes back on when I'm finna fuck though. Just me. For the grip. I need that trash. I learned that shit from Mr. Mark. Yep. Yeah, I put your shoes back on. I can't get over King Doody, nigga. That's an incredible day. Hey, Mo K. This podcast is for niggas that still remember the intro with the 85-55. Yo, bring it back. We getting too many requests. That's like the 201. They want the old fucking intro. You know what? People love the old intro so much. This is going to be the first podcast with two motherfucking intros. We just going to drop the old intro randomly throughout the show. And the people who don't get it just won't fucking get it. It ain't for you. Hey, Joe, anytime you need to cut to some shit, guess what we need to hit them with? 85-55. That's the one that put us in the game. That was like, who the fuck is that? Nigga, that's me. They didn't even know that. Oh, really? They didn't even know that. I was like, you suck. Cat put that shit together. That was some original shit from Studio. And then he took the shit and put it together. We was like, remember I told you the second episode we figured out this show was shit? That's round the time. That's round the time. What else we got on this motherfucking board? Billy forgot the top. Chain O P. Chain O Skate Boy P. That nigga said this nigga's bars are under investigation. I don't know about that nigga, Billy. At 34 minutes and 25 seconds. I've been skipping through this show since he said the word skeet. I guess some niggas like listening to Trina. God damn, Billy. Get him. Get him, get him, Billy. Get Chain O P. There's nothing you can do about that. Nothing you can do about that. That's just there. Why did you put Trina got to do this? This is your man, Stevie. 92 AM Rebel Radio. And we got those brand new 85 South Shore T-shirts. Just like the one I'm wearing right now. Just like my brother Randy's wearing right now. Just like the one we're holding up right now. He's holding it. If you want to get your T-shirt just like you heard it right here on 92 AM Rebel Radio, you need to go to 85SouthShare.com and place your goddamn order. You need to take your hands off your nuts and go to your computer and type 85SouthShare.com. Calm down, Randy. Calm down, Randy. They need to buy these damn T-shirts. Randy, calm down. Take your hands off your nuts and go to your computer and put 85SouthShare.com. Now you know you didn't got Randy pissed off. He's happier than squirrel nuts. You done got my brother all excited. Show him your shirt, Randy. I got it on. Boo! Listen. 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Gray and blue and white as hell. Call up so you can get you one. We got t-shirts for sale. We got t-shirts for sale. We got gray ones and blue ones and some are white as hell. But we got t-shirts for sale. We got t-shirts for sale. We got gray ones and blue ones and some are white as hell. They got some that's white. My nigga, S. Johnson said this podcast is for the young niggas with their uncle that you can't leave new girl around because that nigga might pull it. We always show respect to the OGs on the 85th sound show. Speaking of show respect to the OGs, we've been getting a lot of requests for Uncle Taperone. We got to bring Uncle Taperone, baby. You don't know OG Taperone. This nigga 80 years old, he remember when Hose was out here selling something that I made up. That's a fact. He told me out his own mouth. That's what the term $20 pussy nigga if they did that today. Respectful to the ladies and I understand that completely. Shout out to Easy Money. This podcast is for bitches who play bad and bougie while taking the city bus to work. We love that. We love that. This is living oxymoror I think. Shout out to all the mixed bitches who don't know how to do their hair. Got that same struggling ponytail. We love you though. With the waves in it. We fuck with you. Shout out to all the bitches that cut their eyebrows off and then had to rush to work without them. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I'll draw them off. Wow. You draw, you struck a nerve. You know what, I want to give a shout out to all the women who can't cook but know how to heat up everything in the microwave good as fuck. Bitch told me you can't put Styrofoam in the microwave one time. You don't know what you're talking about. What the fuck you talking about? That should be melting and shit. I mean it depends on how long you leave it in there. But the shit I'm doing it ain't gonna be in there long. Cause my plate already in the microwave. You punk motherfuckers. Hey man, when you started fucking with the 85's house? When you started fucking with it? What was it that made you fuck with this what we do over here? Nigga, I really fuck with you in DC. That's great. What you mean? That's great. Nigga, we did Wildin' Out and I've known you for hella. And man I fucks with DC man. This nigga, I feel like this nigga a little young ass star. Yeah. But some people just like, he's just wild. I'm like nigga that's the essence. The not knowing what he might and might. I know the nigga good cause you pointed over there like he was over there. That's where I'm at with it. But he's like this hat like this and his afro is sticking all above his ears and shit. He really don't give a fuck. I eat the booty, I eat the booty. So I know what he'd be doing if he was here. But I fucks with him tough. That's my pardon. On several different projects cause I'm grinding in Hollywood. You know what I'm saying? And every time y'all come out we link, you know what I'm saying? And so I seen him working on like what was it? VH1's Hip Hop Squares. Yeah. I did all the warm up for the show. Right. So I try to have his back as best as I can from behind the camera like look man there's two cameras over here kind of turning a little bit. I want them to win. I want the young bull to win. I been fucking with y'all man. Man I appreciate that shit. Billy when you start fucking with? Shit man I been fucking with it man. Toughed out. When you niggas first hit the first this podcast is for. They own it. They own it. I said that shit was coming across my timeline. And I was like y'all don't even know the niggas where this came from. See Billy and you know what we got a lot of feedback from. When I told the niggas about motherfucking Dr. J. That's what it was. Niggas didn't want to see it until I put it on the motherfucking Twitter. Dr. J. Played his last four seasons wearing Adidas. Shell told Adidas. They wasn't even hot top. They was the mid. First nigga to play a whole game with his shoes. Not even always tied up. Score 32 points. Has seven rebounds and six assists and four steals. Yeah well you did that. That was Dr. J. And there would never be another one like it. Lot of niggas don't even know that black people started the NBA. They had the ABA first. And then they said it's gonna be niggas basketball alive. Exactly. Exactly. When Korean map dude Korean map dude Jabal was so motherfucking good. They said the nigga couldn't dunk. They stopped letting niggas dunk when Korean map dude Jabal come up. The nigga was so nice and played with a Muslim name. Well first of all Hell yeah. That's how cold he was. He was talking about changing things. If you were on a Monday had a game that wins. God damn that's a lot of things. I guess you I guess neither one of your niggas ever heard of a man by the name Wilt is still Chamberlain. Who? Wilt is still Chamberlain. Oh you're talking about you're a buckshot. We call them niggas bucks. We call them buckshots. Let me tell you you're talking about him. The niggas the niggas scored a hundred points in the basketball game without a three point. I don't give a shit without a three point. They gave that niggas four points. They used to do that shit all the motherfuckers. Let me tell you what you need. The hundred points ain't shit. He ain't got a hundred points scored a hundred points in the first goddamn half. He was playing against all white boys. That's why he started doing it back down. Now you're going to bring that shit up. Don't matter. You don't get to pick who you play again. You don't get to pick than what they said that was the best motherfucker. Not the only white man but for God damn is Larry Bird. The nigga had to have an animal. Larry Bird is a black man. Why you think he never seen a picture of his daddy? That's his last name. Before goddamn half is real. Come on man. Let me tell you something and that's why we talking about famous celltakes. He's been Larry Spinks He's ever seen a picture of a man who got older damn rich. Bill Russell. He's still taking bitches down now. I seen him at goddamn old 12 weekend Bill Russell. He had three strippers in his hotel room. Bill Russell looked at everybody. Michael Johnson killer limp. He looked at everyone I still kept your head. Bill Russell said I would ball you on it today. Today. When I what I used to do today I walked my shoes off I outrun all you niggas too hey you russia got down to read talk about we're always don't never bring up why don't they'll bring up Peewee Kirk only niggas still be selling dope in the NBA they gave the nigga the contract he said hell I got that in my pocket they want him to play 82 game for $100,000 Peewee said shit I just loaned the niggas a hundred thousand dollars look it up it's in the motherfucking book I'm gonna change about this then you talk about talk about Vernon Maxwell you talk about it Vernon Maxwell whooped everybody ass one season everybody who got their motherfucking ass whooped then he just suspended he also had a cocaine frown he was used cocaine at the orange car wash right there at Third War I knew Vernon Maxwell was a bad motherfucker when they named him any nigga with two old nigga first name is gonna be called well this what you don't know Dominique Wilkin got a hundred kids it's a hundred niggas in a lot of Dominique Wilkin right now Dominique Wilkin was the goat in Atlanta you get your business from downtown all the way up with neck count he was the first ball player to ever be on the Duke box you know he started that whole trend he had he was on both boxes it's Carolina Duke yeah and then they brought Deion in on the on the Duke box now Deion Sanders that had he had a natural Jared girl hey a lot of people don't know that need they don't know how fast Deion Sanders made so much money in college he let the coach bar so cool let me take something Deion Santa intercepted the ball talk take it back for a big six you know they can get lined up on other side yeah he fucked two bitches out there by the box that look his daddy was good you know bucket yeah bucket sound is it daddy yeah now bucket you tell my buddy son bucket with no bottom team not that one that this the other bucket that bucket oh I was talking about fucky bucket you talking about bucket bucket yeah fucky Bob them little brother that's why the niggas so fast you run away from that funk on funky Bob you got to be fast out run smell about damn it shit yeah who else were cold who Jesse on she is no it was Jesse on one more athletic niggas ever born man that damn right on the outrun a cheater Jackie Robinson can jump out the motherfucking gym hey hey but never tell you about your what about Jesse Owens was a beast you tell you why he was over there in Berlin in the Berlin games the game you didn't know what you don't know he was over there he was on the ping-pong team too yeah he was on there look it up you look at them laughing you think everything look the shit up you have you seen the niggas tap dance see you think he's fast in a straight line you should see that nigga one spot I tell Tom is one of the best basketball player but I tell Tommy one six feet tall neither I tell Tom is five foot nine man you know I'm the first one not not the one to play for the Celtic that's bullshit that's some boys I'll come to Washington I'm talking about that from Chicago Zeke hey let me tell you something about it talk to him you know how he scored all them bookings and get him to get them shots was hot damn sure what damn shots was right under his nuts trying to get that game over we get that get them shorts off them balls now now you like a bull in a rodeo yeah well you know who the podcast podcast is for old bitches who used to have a nipple piss and not a nipple and grew over the piss oh yeah that's it that on the on the internet you got an ingrown nipple hey hey hey you know exactly the podcast the podcast is what is podcast is for old niggas who fuck they women without taking all the clothes on the exact shirt shirt on or the work shirt on niggas they fuck do the dick or shit yep if you fuck you the dick hole you got the fuck do the dick hole you fuck you the dick hole in your drawers bro if you fuck through the dick hole and she don't wet your lap all up she ain't the one don't be wet all on your chest just be wet even though it's like chock fell on your min-section two hours exactly I told I said suck my dick like you're going through something that's what I told I wanna feel this year I know they got a good color yeah you know what I gotta take the tea like this you know what I did take that you got to take your tea like that you might not be one night like that like that when you're with you name his name William we call him I left my first wife, learned how to put my whole dick in her mouth, you're not gonna disrespect me in my own house. You know what I told her, you know what I told her. Any woman who can fit your whole dick in her mouth don't respect you as a man. She don't respect you. Why would you put my whole dick in your mouth? The entire dick. Who running shit if you can fit my whole dick in your mouth? If you can press your nose up under my belly button. You got to get the fuck on out of here with that evil spirit. Carlos, you know what I asked my first wife before I married her? This thing ain't got me to take it down now. I was giving it to her right, I was hitting it with the stroke. I said baby, reach down there and see how much dick ain't in you. Fucked her mind up. He had to do some calculation, that's algebra right there. That's a lot of dick. When you got dick left over that ain't in there? I said how much dick ain't in you? How much dick is it? You got to have some leftover dick. If you ain't got leftover dick, that's what it's about. You got to be using your whole dick. If you're using your whole dick, you're doing too much. She don't post the bill to handle all that. How'd you use the front of my dick? Oh, the front. Just the light skin part. You think this is what I'm talking about? Oh, so your dick is long and hard? That motherfucker ain't the same color. Let me tell you this podcast. This is like a strawberry, nigga. It got two different tones on that motherfucker. One part looks sunburnt, the other part looks like it ain't been in your part. Hey man, we don't even know, we don't even condone that shit over here. I don't know what that was about. This podcast is for any nigga that had to fold some dick up your neck. That word, your base be hard. The tip be hard, but the base be soft, and you can fold that motherfucker any direction. It's podcast for the niggas that don't get hard all at once. They get hard like a W. It be hard soft, hard soft. Your dick is the SOS. You know what they used to call me, Captain Hook? Let me tell you something. I fucked a woman on the other side of the dining room table. I was sitting in this chair. She was in that chair and I was giving her dick just like this. Nobody saw it. I was turning my body in a roller chair just like this dick running right in. Oh, it is nothing. I am in positions all the time. One time I pushed my dick down and stepped my leg over it and just hit her with some dick like I'm playing a motherfucking big old cello. You ever hit her with the backwood side under the leg dick? Let me tell you something. I'm trick-socking in that pussy. I do a trick shot. Let me tell you something. I'm going to put the dick on your clit, rub it up and down three times. Rub it down your booty and I'm going to ram it in your pussy real hard. On the count of three. Take a deep breath. I already did it. You see? It was faint. Let me tell you what it is. Sometimes I take my dick out, throw it over my shoulder and hit bitches behind me. That way it look like I'm blessing myself but I'm fucking these hoes. This podcast is for niggas that do the three tap before they put their dick in. You slap that dick on the ass real quick. They ain't put it right in there. You got to get that tap. Let them know I'm on the way in. No. See, I don't knock on the ass. Somebody might come out and answer the door. You're stupid. This podcast is for niggas who know how to pre-pull out. That's the pull out before the pull out. That's their first buck. When you first go hit, they get out of their eye. Get out of their eye and go on and get the rest of that in your hand. This podcast is for niggas who pull out with the condom on just to make sure they don't have no misfires. This podcast for niggas that make that pussy quiff and keep going hard on them. You going to make it beat box. For niggas who had the pussy that was way better than you expected it to be. And she called you and said, I'm pregnant and in your mind, you're like, shit, I know. Yeah, cause I let that. That's a boy. Ain't no way you ain't pregnant. It's a boy. None of them. You 15 minutes ago. You thought it was over? You fucking for a long time. I've been nutted. I've been nutted. I pushed that all off in there. That's that first one. That's that first. About 42 sperms hit that egg. I've been pushing them up in now. Shit. Ladies, if you ever want a nigga to pull out, just tell them he ain't got to pull out. That nigga going to pull out. He's getting out of there. That should sound like a sit up dump. You ain't got to pull out. Yes, the fuck I do. You let me make that decision. You don't authorize me for that. No, where's your resistance, ma'am? It's too easy. This has got to be a argument for me. No, not at all. Now Carlos, you quite familiar with drug usage. No, I'm not. What the fuck are you trying to make? You seem like I do a lot of drugs. I'm just saying. I smoke a lot of weed. And weed ain't drugs. Shout out to Washington State. Why are you trying to out me like I'm a drug addict? Maybe I'm a drug addict. Maybe I have problems. You are. We'll start it out like that. Hey, guys, I do a lot of drugs. I was searching for a friend. I was searching for a friend. I had to slim thug shit. So now I'm a drug addict. Go ahead. No, it's all good. I do my own drug usage. I'm a drug addict. Well, no, I'm just saying. I mean, if you got some drugs. It was some comments I was reading and they were talking about in the comment section. What they say? They were just making debates about different things, about different drugs, mollies. I tell them, you had a good molly story. Man, I got several molly stories. First molly story was one. You ever pop some molly? You never pop some molly before. Give a lot of a whole story to yourself. What? What did you say? I just asked. He wanted to talk about pop molly. I have never done molly. So go on with the story and I'll just participate. He looked at you like niggas. Like me and your molly. Yeah, I have a smoke weed. I ain't. And fuck white women. That's as wild as it's gonna get for me. Yeah, he ain't no ecstasy. No. I don't know what's in it. I ain't make it. I ain't see it getting grown. Shrooms is a conversation that definitely needs to happen. Us as black men, we're not discussing the drugs this out here on the streets. Shrooms. Everybody don't do drugs. We don't do drugs. We're gone with your Woodstock story. But we all got a partner like Billy in the crew. Kurt Cobain, which is story. Down to decent drugs. He asking you about shit you ain't even know what's in it. All his friends are dead. Y'all never did some peyote. What's new? Percocet. Fuck you getting the shit from it. You never discovered your spirit animal in the middle of the woods. Y'all ain't never had no skittles with no acid on them. No Billy. Where are you getting this shit from? All my friends are black. Niggas got weed and liquor. That's pretty much it. That's pretty much what we do. A Percocet because somebody's sister had a baby. That's it. Nobody, no lean. Nobody. Man. What's your story? Go ahead, drug addict. Fucking junkie. I feel like you know what? I'm probably gonna have to withhold this story to someone else who has drugs and experience. Fuck you. I wish DC was here. That thing got all the dope story. He used to sell dope. Oh. Shout out Al Sharpton. I think it's funny that we said dope and you thought of Al Sharpton. Al Sharpton is dope. I remember when he was fat. That's what we talking about. Al Sharpton weighs 62 pounds right now. He's been permed out so long he telling bitches that's his natural hat. Out here taking selfies. If Al Sharpton was a dog, the city would have came and took him back. Right. You can see it's real. Al Sharpton out here looking like somebody's grandma. Not grandma. Grandma. Grandma. This nigga here. That nigga look like he make the fuck out of a colleague. He know his body looked fucked up too. He know it. That's why he keep putting these goofy ass videos out. Either he don't know it or whoever it is that's his assistant that keep recording him. Ain't shit. It's him. He got the mirror lining him too. Because he got a direct connect with Shay Rohn. Them hoes go straight to Shay Rohn. Shout out to Al Sharpton. As soon as he posts that. Al Sharpton with the half dude. Yeah. Slick back. Martin Luther with the church shoe. Yeah. Get down over here man. We fuck with Al Sharpton. We fuck with Al Sharpton. Yeah. Fuck with Al Sharpton. Yeah. It's for the bitches. They have done. Uh huh. They look like Al Sharpton. Right. Because my nigga taking selfies. Yep. Do it all the time. Please. I saw Al Sharpton with a young bitch. Yep. Damn she was thinking shit. I'm like Al you be still on that old shit. You a old nigga so you need a old bitch. Yeah. You was like no. I like them young. Instagram. They out there having fun. Yeah. He a sugar daddy. Got three young bitches. No. And I ain't got one bitches. Yeah. I really need some bitches. Some hoes or some fun bitches. Right. I don't want to show no love. Hope the bitch don't do me like that girl did you with Slim Thug. Woo. That's the way it happened to him. I'm lost and I be rapping to him. Side nigga Sunday. I might hit your main lady one day. Yeah. You won't see my name in a phone. Cause I done took it out bro. Cause I done took her out bro. I done took her out bro. Fuck to pull it out bro. Fuck to pull it out bro. Put it in her mouth bro. She was nasty. Said she had some pussy and she needed to get at me. She snapped chat me. She showed me Cathy. That's the pussy name. She named her pussy Cathy. It was Harry. I really had to have it. And every time I touched it and rub it she let me grab it. I had the dick up in my hand. She want me stabby. She said, you be fucking like a rabbit. And then I slowed it down hit her with the turtle dick. Got crazy. Circle, circle, circle dick. She liked it. She want to bite it. Her home girl said she wants some. Now they fighting. She shouldn't have told her about that dick. I hit her home girl off real quick. Yep. And now they say I'm community dick because I hit one or two chicks with it. I could do this shit all day. I thought the rabbit was going to eat the cab. I was waiting on cabbage. You didn't get what I was doing. Hell yeah. I got it all. Cool. When you listen back to it. That shit always better. I was present as fuck. That shit was fired right there. Chad. People going to listen back to it and be like, that shit was fired. I'm here now saying this shit go. Watch this shit though man. You a guest on the show. Hi. And I know you fuck with shit. Chad. Give me a big pimp. Show Nate Jackson how we get down over here. We going to make a whole song. Give me something. Give me something. We making a whole song. Hook and all. God damn it. No, you do the beat first. I can't do the beat first. Watch this shit. Is that a dry eraser racer? Nigga, we doing that shit with the eraser. Doing it. Yeah. When I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side. Hey. To the side. To the side. I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side. Hey. To the side. To the side. Hey. To the side. I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side. Hey. To the side. To the side. Hello. Pull that pussy. Hey, hold on. Is this a song about pulling those panties down? Yeah. Because if it is, then I'm down. I met her yesterday. She had the Vicky secrets on. You know the ones red with the thong. I saw the front was kind of sticking out. What's up with that? Yeah. And then I learned she had some help on the cat. Oh, that's the old school. I like those. So shout out to Amber O. She let me see it and touch it and rub it. No, she didn't. But she should have, because that would have really been some shit. Because I'm the type of dude who love to touch vaginas, man. But when I get it, I pull the panties to the side. When I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side. I will. Shout out to that Clitters and all the time. To the side. I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side. To the side. What you do? To the side. I pull the panties to the side. Took a little look inside. I put my dick out then I put it. Put my dick up all inside. All inside. Steady eating out. It was like a robot. She used to call me names. Robocop. Robocop. Robocop. When I be bashing all them good. She gonna give me some bad head. And I'm gonna smash it till it's stuck. Dick is stuck like dogs fucking in the street. They call me that because I got that cripple meat. It's crypto meat. I'm better yet it's kryptonite. I get that bitch that dick and then I tell that bitch goodnight. I pull the pussy up when I pull the panties to the side. You got to. To the side. You must. To the side. I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side. I had to. To the side. I had to. To the side. I get the pussy. Get the butt. You know I'm gonna fucking hate this shit. And I'm hitting it in the truck. Fuck that. I pull up and I back out. Get that pussy. You think I ain't playing but my nigga ain't bullshit. Skisker. I'm up in the back. The skisker on the track. Billy said skisker did some noodles. That was why. It is what it is. I am the golden kid. I'm gonna switch up the floor on the ground. Stop the drama. When I come up in that thing. I had to do another round bro. I wanna pull them panties down yo. The first time I hit it the panties was to the side. But I got to flip her over. Then I'm letting her ride. When she got down with my pimping. I told her what the fuck it was. Sad nigga Sunday. And she was loving all the stuff. 85 South Show. That's what it's all about though. She said she wanna come over and give me a little mouth though. I hit her on my couch bro. We never made it to my room. And then I skied it on her shirt. Cause she was sucking way too soon. She wanna get to know me but she ain't. That ain't what it's about. 85 South Show. Making love. All up in your mouth. When I get the pussy. I'ma pull the panties to the side. Yeah. Skid the side. To the side. I'ma pull the panties to the side. Go ahead. I'ma pull the panties to the side. You better. I'ma pull the panties to the side. What kind of bag? Nothing inside. What kind of panties? A bag. Do she have the granny panties on? Or is it a damn thong? Aye. I think she had the boy shorts on. Yeah. Aye. I think she had some boy shorts on. Right. Aye. She's the type of girl that has a bunch of different type of varieties. Aye. That's why I just keep it inside of me when I'm talking about feelings. The pussy that I be killing this sometimes I need the sexual healing. Sexual healing. Sexual healing. And you hear them nasty hoes who need that penicillin. Yeah. Have the room smell like shellfish when you drilling. Yeah. Now. Aye. All of y'all nasty. You keep doing that. Your dick and balls gonna be ashy. Ashy. And that ain't really no treat. Cause you don't want your genitals out here smelling like feet. Yeah. Genitals smell like feet. There you go. That's a good one. But you really don't want that. You really like that. That really big problem. To the side. Right. You know what I was thinking the other day, Carlos? What were you thinking? What were you going to think Billy? Well you know. What were you going to discuss Billy? If your genitals smell like feet then there's possibly something else going wrong. Well Billy there's a lot of people out here. Why is everyone talking like we have a lot of money and horses. There's a lot of people out here Billy. Who genitals are not up the par. Genitals. I know a girl her pussy smells like barbecue potato chips. I like barbecue potato chips. Yep. And so you stick your head in the bag and you smell a bag of barbecue potato chips. I like that. Can I stick my head in her bag? Hey wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're not going to do that. Nope. Nope. We're not going to do that. He's not going to do that. Not going to do it. We won't talk about garbage. We really won't. If you're talking about trash you won't talk about garbage. I agree. I couldn't agree with you more on that one. Well welcome back to the 85 self show. This is a podcast. 85. Yes indeed. For niggas who do shit exactly like that. What is black china doing that makes everyone spend money on her pussy? I want to know. I want to know right now. It's not on her pussy. I saw the text messages in which she was requesting to actually fill the insides of her womb. Therefore all of this is off of seeing two nipples that he also doesn't like very much. Speaking of black china. This will be before you move on. Before you move on. I see where you're going. I want to give a special shout out to my man conceded. He has a very funny meme that's popular all over social media where he's making the meme face. Someone took the conceded meme face replaced the lips with black china's vagina. Classic comedy moment. Oh he's got pussy mouth ass con. Pussy mouth pussy mouth. And when you speak about black china like that. That's a pussy mouth. That's got to hurt. That has got to hurt. That's got to hurt. Speaking of people that black china has had sex with. Go ahead. T.I. is doing big things. I don't speak on T.I. he's a god damn general. I respect that. You can't disrespect the king on this show Billy. We live in Atlanta and he has news that will come and see us. We're not going to disrespect you. This is not what I heard. This is what I saw. This is what I also know. Yep. Where nobody will slender tip if he won't respond. Neither will we tip with which you. We wish you and the family much love. Shout out to the money king tip. The babies are beautiful. King major. Eris. Everybody. The whole Harris family. Tiny Harris. I want to give a shout out to Tameka and Tiny. Tameka and Tameka and Tiny get a shout out. Did you see Tiny on the beat? Oh yes. Fuck these voices. Shout out to S.C.A. Listen. They came out and murdered. You love escape huh? No. Yeah you do. I do but I'm saying. Yeah you do. I felt like in the midst of all this shit that's been going on. I'd like to see her come out and get that little victory. Tiny was out that bitch singing. It didn't even sound thick and shit. You know what I'm saying? It didn't sound thick. Okay. Cause on the show she be like. She sang and it was beautiful. She got so much talent. She's a very talented singer. She's very talented. Songwriter. Much love to her. And she's sweet too. She's nice. And the Scott sisters. Tasha and Tameka. And Candy sang her ass off too. Candy sang her ass off too. Candy been singing her ass off forever. She didn't just keep singing escape songs. Cause she killed that shit. Candy is. She killed that. She's very dope. That was out of no. I was like. I was sitting there looking like. It's black people cause we discard a lot of our talent. It's some real talented motherfuckers. We don't sleep on them. We just I feel like we don't appreciate them until something happens. Just like prodigy. Prodigy passed away. You see they messed the mirror up. Yeah man. That's some hate ass shit. We really gotta start punching people back in the motherfucking face. Yeah. Yeah man. I really feel like they should bring that back. Punching niggas in the mouth. Punching motherfuckers and not fighting. Just. Punch them in the mouth. In the words of Mike Tyson. Everybody got a plan. Did it get punched in the mouth? Punching the fucking face. Yep. Yep. You gotta get punched in your fucking pussy ass mouth. Cock sucker. You son of a bitch. There's no hot in here. Bro I try to make sure we use all the words that are offensive on this show so nobody feels left out. Just me. Are we ignoring the heat in the room as a production? It's you. It's you. I got a little extra meat on me. You're a bullshit. I just wanted to know should I continue. You got attacked. So you knew you was prepared to be hot. You knew this was the big boy. Can we get my nigga glass of water? Woo. Glass of water please. We came down here running these white folks electric bill up. They was already nice enough to teach us the code. I'll ignore it from now on. It is. Listen the way y'all got this AC blowing in here man. It's so quality to have. You need a break. You need to step out. I feel like we're gonna take a break. We can take a break. That's the beauty of this shit. It's not live. It's got a whole room. It's 62%. This would be a perfect time for us to step out and smoke some more weed and then come back and let these people hear the fucking intro. This shit might come out in eight months. How the intro sound? How the intro sound right there? Bruh. The intro was actually dope. No. Do the first one. Which one? 85. 85. 85. That was this shit. That's the shit man. We've been having a lot of, we're making a lot of progress over here on this show Billy. Can you feel it? Man I can feel it. Man this shit is groundbreaking. Ain't nothing like this nowhere. And if you already on this you a trendsetter and you ahead of all of your homies. Hey man. Get your friends on it man. Tell. I got you. I'm just about to add. You just turn to mine. Let me tell y'all something. If you watch the 85 South Show and you fuck with this show you need to do more. You need to tell more people. You need to leave your house right now. Put this on pause. You think I'm fucking with you? Go down to the mall and tell people that look like you. They need to be jamming 85 South. Ain't nothing like this. Bust up in the mall and say we got todays in the build. Do that. Change your name to 8555. Go on Facebook. Make your profile picture to 85 South Show logo. Go on the Instagram page. Push the show for a day. How about that. 24 hours. Every listener change your profile picture to 85 South. Because ain't nothing like this. You can't go on no TV channel, no radio show and get unadulterated. Just black boy joy, black girl magic and just nigginess. This shit is beautiful. And now a message from our good friends over at 92 AM Rebel Radio. Listen here God damn it. We've been checking the numbers and the numbers are falling off. We've been keeping the retention rate at 77%. Now it's down to 72%. We have been losing sponsorship dollars because you're not supporting the God damn movement. Now listen here. Me and my cousin Billy have to come over there. We're gonna whip some ass. Hell hell. They want to whip some ass. Let me tell you what you can do it in. You can do it in the brand new 1998 Dodge Durango. You got a brand new 1998 Dodge Durango. I'm talking about a V8 Hemi motor. These people they overspoken. Listen we got one of our satisfied customers. Nathaniel who bought a car from us three weekends ago. Yeah I bought a car three weekends ago. And I'm glad because I used to talk about my voice. But now my car so goddamn big and my hands are so strong. These niggas respect me. Now Billy what kind of car did you sell it? Well when he came down there I said hell he's a big fella with a small voice. We want to compensate for that. So what I made sure he had was a 2000. This is probably the newest car ever sold in my goddamn life. But it was a Dodge Magnum with the back chopped off. That had a God damn it tow exchange on the back. I told him I said listen. And I knew I wanted that Dodge. I want that Hemi on that beat. But I also want to be able to tow my baby mama car when that bitch start tripping and shit. So I got that whole head giving me a boat. I need a double double. Let me tell you about that car man. 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Call us on September 29th and see if you're the winner. And speaking of September 29th you've got to definitely believe that we got a 1994 Prove that is sure clean. You can eat off the motor. It's got a dual exhaust system. It's got a Ferrari side panel. You know what I mean? Well listen there man. We're going to wrap it up down here but you can catch us next week down at Pops Cat Food Cat Food Pops Catfish Seafood Kitchen. We're going to be down there doing a live remote. Billy's going to bring us. He's got a 97 GMC Sierra that we've been trying to sell for over four months. 1,300 miles on it and we want 1,300 dollars. I finally got that shrimp smell out the back. You know what it was? It was a goddamn bag of shrimp back there. 92 AM Rebel Radio in your face, motherfucker. Thank you, attitude rebel. That's classic bits right there. We got bits. You know what inspired us to get some bits on this show? LaVar Walker. Because LaVar Walker came on this show and did bits. I saw that episode. They did his whole set. He did bits. Slowly. We were like, you know what? We need bits. At the time you weren't with the shit. I wasn't with the shit. Let me tell you something. I didn't want a nigga to outbit my show. He brought bits. We didn't have bits. When you are sitting amidst greatness sometimes it's hard to notice. I'll give you two examples. One, Bernie Mac's classic set. I ain't scared of you, motherfucker. It's two bitches in the front row not laughing, looking at each other going, fuck you, time out. Go back and watch it. Second point in my case, I'm making exhibit B. On Wild'N Out, while Carlos and Chico are doing what is now classically known as the old school bits, it's other niggas on stage trying to get the mic. Yup. Come on, fam. Let me get that, man. I got some shit I want to say. Sometimes you just got to let great be great. When LeVar hit them bits, I watched the show. I was like, first of all, this nigga's way slower than he should be. Because LeVar be like, well, my mother, see, she used to, she was born a Leo, but she didn't like what the newspaper said that the Leo was going through that much. So she switched to Sacha Terry. Hey, it doesn't like when LeVar called you and tell you a story he already told you. Hey, man, so look, I just, Let me take you on the tour. I was, man, I was, man, so how is this shit going to work out with Wild'N Out? You and Nate, y'all are both kind of washed up. That nigga didn't call. Nobody said that about Nate. He called me and said that shit. Hey, man. Y'all both kind of washed up. Y'all niggas do great LeVar impressions. Man, I get a call from LeVar at least three times a week. And it's usually for 30 minutes. He gon' get you for 30 minutes. And he gon' say one thing. That's one of our partners who believe in talking on the phone still. He talked to his phone, get hot. Remember when your phone get hot and you used that to let it cool off? It's too hot? That's what it is. That's how I got asked one night, my daddy said, stay off the phone, boy, till you finish your work. Man, my daddy came in and checked on me at like 5 in the morning. My phone was sizzling hot. Bro, your dad a real nigga. You remember when he was in Houston, man, and we was fucked up going through the airport. Man. And your daddy was with us. Oh. And they wouldn't let us on the plane. And then we went up there and acted the motherfucker full. Fuckin' fool. And then for Nesta, I way on that goddamn tight-eyed plane. Bro, that shit, we was on a spirit plane. That bitch was packed, so goddamn tight. I swear it was more people on that motherfucker than it was supposed to. Bro, it was more than it's supposed to. That was the last goddamn flight coming up out of Houston that day, man. We on that bitch packed. It felt like we was on all the middle arms up and had niggas riding three to each side. And Trump, I was fucked up. Fuck. I still, I smelled like a lit blunt going through that. Cause I'm the type of nigga like when I go to a city, it don't matter how much we, we get, it got to be gone before airport time. Like, I don't take the bag and be like, there's too much for me, fellas. Somebody needs to start rolling this shit. I ain't saying there's too much for me to smoke, but nigga. Man. Hey, we tapped you out in Washington. Who, Billy? You. Oh, that shit was different. Yo, that was definitely different. No, look. Hey, Carlos is like, Hey, man, God damn. I don't want you to do what the rest of this week. Cause this what it was. I'm hot. This was, I didn't want the shit to go to waste. And I had way too much. I was giving away weed for a week. The nigga gave me, remember you took me to the nigga house. It's a nigga that own the dispensary. This nigga gave me, I told the nigga how much I wanted. They need, all the listeners, you got listeners all over the world. You got to understand there's certain states that it's legal in Washington state is legal. We got to get you right. We going to the weed store. And I'm not bullshitting. They got a wall. As long as this wall, and it's set up like, like they, like a, uh, Right. More than that. It's more than that. It's like, What's that store in the mall with all the earrings and shit? Claire's like that. That's how much weed is hanging. Just like earrings. Nigga, we went to the nigga house. They own the shit. I told him how much weed I wanted. And then I told him how much weed I want. Yeah. And he said, no, fuck that. Put your money. I was, I was being real respectful. I was going like, look, I want this much. He got my little money for it. He was like, no, fuck that. The nigga had a big, you know, the big pickle jar. The nigga had a big ass pickle jar. He stuck his fucking elbow in that bitch. I was like, disused. And I was like, All right. My flight leave in a tomorrow. Nigga. What the fuck? So I'm, I'm smoking all day. This, I'm smoking. And I'm like, I'm smoking blood like this. I'm smoking blood like this. And in the face. He's like, nigga, you gonna be straight? I'm like, nigga, I'm gonna smoke two more before the show. That nigga was putting out some long ass roaches. Nigga. I was snooping dog in the new bitch's cab. There were other niggas hold blunts. Hey, ain't nothing like having too much weed. It was, it was a good problem to have though, man. Much love to all the people who look out for the weed because they know a nigga be from out of town. Yeah. amount I really just I'm gonna tell you when I'm leaving and you try to gauge that shit you know I mean I need a I figured out on the average trip I need like nine or ten grams that's it I need like ten grams do you do you do edibles that shit don't I smoke so much it don't it don't make me trip out like the other people I could take some and be cool as fuck I ate two bags of fucking weed edibles when we did the LA shit and did the whole podcast and that shit didn't fuck with me I don't think you gave me you gave me them edibles on while and now this nigga was like he popped the guy high but he was fuck oh it's high where I did not thought they knew I was hot and this is the nigga was hot Nate the nigga was so hot he tried to wear a leather jacket on that hot ass like that hey I was like you can't don't tie that shit around your waist she looked like a lesbian that he looked up to nigga try to tap and I'm shirt around his waist thank you got style nigga you sassy as fuck what y'all in here doing grown-ass man I don't make it they're doing a belt don't nothing supposed to be around your waist nigga what are y'all ain't here doing no the DJ style plans nigga here on my ass nigga be tired shit around his waist man trust me the first time you ever came to my house oh man this nigga walking you were damn fool you were damn fool came to my house and it was your first time ever coming over this nigga wait how the damn fool pep talkie for you came over that nigga like look man when we get in here ain't I'm telling what this thing got there you sound like that you sound like full the belly different man the nigga might have three white business reading the Bible smoking motherfucking weed out of hookah man nigga is crazy man go over this nigga house bro so we get in there that shit exactly what he said it was this nigga got motherfucking I ain't gonna say the nigga name but his nigga got a well-known producer over there editing some comedy sketches for him like the nigga if you knew who the nigga was you'd be surprised that he was over at this nigga house actually working Billy walking around this motherfucker looking like black Hugh Hefner with a smoking robe on he got about three pretty bitches playing chess I'm like this is a three two bitches on a team trying to beat this other super smart it was just a wild experience champagne I think that's the problem I was drinking champagne drinking champagne eating motherfucking strawberries and shit I'm like this video how much money is this nigga getting right cuz he is way too rich right now up before we do this we must take a break right now wait till you see what's coming up in the second half of the third quarter of this episode of the motherfucking 85 South show my nigga Johnny join god damn it you know a break come in when this nigga show up because there's no but there's nobody growing in there ain't no farm club there's no there's no constant funny happening there's no just niggas in the back just you know what we should do there's no energy there's no nothing's being worn in the back it's like going to football game and ain't nobody playing cats like something missing and so whilst they have the engine right and they know how to make big dollars with it and pay big dollars and run through eight seats that's fine but the relationships is what comedy runs on because we've seen comedy clubs come closed open go room start up they go two years and then the promoter died manages to goddamn steal the money all of that what's gonna remain true is we still gonna be in the game we might have a full beer now might be ball headed but we're gonna still be the comics is still gonna be culture the company coaching in the area you say about that club particularly because like you can take Hollywood for example right comedy store it's like a college door like there's so many comics shows or not at the end of the night everybody going to this company store it's I mean that's what it's lit and then you standing out there so we see K and Russell Peters and like it's late you like it's literally me in there stand out here drinking because a little culture just talking and nobody we want to hear business we just chill it you go down to the laugh factory and the only comics allowed in the building of the ones on the lineup unless it's a promoter night then you could go upstairs until it's packed they'd be like hey no comment y'all and you just look and baby on the wall like you everybody outside leaning on Hollywood Boulevard