 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin, and I am far too high definition right now. I don't know if it shows, but I got a new camera, and it's just way- it's way too high-deaf. Like, it's more high-deaf than- than my eyes, and I don't really like that, but we're gonna keep going anyway. Ugh! So, we just got a new expansion for the Sims, Snowy Escape. So, we're gonna go on a nice little escape with Jim Pickens, Turg Turg, and Defaults. They're gonna go on a nice deserved break. They put in a lot of work killing people. Earning money to get this gated community last time, and I feel like they deserve a break. Yeah, Jim looks depressed. What are you eating? A garden salad. Oh my god, that bathroom is so depressing. Alright guys, honestly, you need a getaway. Let's go to the computer, and not the one in the hedge maze. She's still googling out to get out of here. You'd think she'd figure it out since it's only shoulder high, but oh well, power has been shut off. Pay your bills. I'm trying to, but you turned off my power so I can't use my computer to pay the bills. I don't think I even have a mailbox. How can I pay my bills? There we go. Thank God I have a data connector on my phone. Harvest fest. Oh, so many organs to be harvested today. Fantastic. Everyone's happy. They're all just on the rocking chairs. Oh, this is gonna be the hotspot for literally no reason, isn't it? The kid even came in like, hey guys, any rocking chairs free? Oh, you left your rocking chair vacant for a second. It's gonna get stolen. You snooze, you lose. The early bird catches the worm, or in this case, the rocking chair. I should have just put a rocking chair in the middle of the hedge maze. At least she's playing a few games now. Or I think she might be on MSN. Status update. Stuck in hedge maze. Oh yeah, no one uses MSN anymore. All contacts offline. All right, let me try and get this holiday going. How do I book a holiday? Okay, is this the right vacation? I don't understand. Okay, who's coming with me? Okay, you, you, not you. And a random firefighter, I think. Okay, so this is it. Mount unpronounceable. I'm gonna go there. Oh, this map looks cool. Wait, I have to rent a lot? I'll go for the expensive one. The prisoners will pay for this. Oh my God, 10 days here and I'd be bankrupt. Okay, fine, we'll go there. We just won't stay 10 days. Nine days, sounds more reasonable. Oh, I hope someone pays the bills when I'm gone. But no, in reality, I know they're all just sitting there, like on the rocking chairs, having a blast. It's an addiction. Rocking chairs are a gateway drug. Oh no, I've just realized the custom content got disabled with the new thing. And people are saying it can break the game. And now we're stuck with a maskless turg, which is honestly somehow more terrifying than when he has his mask on. This place looks awesome. Wait, who are you? Who is the kid? No, knit woman, you were not invited. Go home. You're the fireman, right? Yeah, the fireman was invited, but you, you were not invited. You know what? I'm not even gonna ground you. This is just plain disowning, removed from family. Good luck out there. Good luck in the snow. Go on, off into the wilderness you go. Tell him to go away. Ha ha ha ha. Oh sh. Go on, get out of here kid. All right folks, how about we go start some fires? The firefighters like, God damn it, I knew this free vacation was too good to be true. Where is the firefighter? Oh, he's out in the backyard. He seems like he's not having a good time if he's separating himself from the group. Here, make him feel at home, Jim. You just see him casting spells in the background. There we go. Now you've something to do. He's lucky he didn't catch fire himself. Oh wait, no, I spoke too soon. Luckily default is here to fight the fire. Why did I even bring a firefighter? He's useless. And Jim is just running away. Default swapped into her jogging gear to jog away. And Turg is now running also. They put out the fire to save the barbecue but they don't save the firefighter. Jim is going to bed. Guys, he's dying. Does anyone care? Where are you all going? You're watching TV. Where's Turg? Playing chess. Great. You know, if you saved the firefighter you'd have someone to play chess with. Sorry dude, I know this has been just a horrible holiday. I'd rate it probably three out of 10 if I'm being honest with you. It was that bad. Why didn't you get two or one? Well, I've had worse holidays to be honest. I've been on holidays to the Arran Islands. Nothing to do there. People talking Osqueliga, Irish, with a fan, that's a no- A fate worse than death, some might say. Oh, who hunts burgers? Guys, please get out of the way. I'm trying to get burger. Please, I just want burger. Turg is demanding. Greg, be spared. I don't know if you have that authority, Turg. Yeah, that didn't work. Guys, could you please hurry this up? Me want burger. Oh, finally he's dead. Jim just comes out naked from the bath. Oh, don't do it to yourself. Oh, you brave man. Default's done. Hey, death. You might have to come back to me in a second. It's freezing out here. Oh yeah, I hate flies too, death. Anyway, I really got to get on with this holiday of mine. I don't even know what I can do here. There's cable cars. I wonder, can you cut the wire? And just like that, my game crashes for no reason. I say one thing about cutting the wire to a cable car and the game's like, no, you've had enough. Stop it, get some help. Oh, well, look on the bright side, we get to go back in time slightly and the fireman is still alive. You can't fight fate, Greg. You can't fight Jim. Honestly, he went straight to the barbecue. Like I can't control him and he just walked straight to the barbecue. The only difference in this timeline is no one has noticed that he is dying. The only issue with this one, where no one has seen him die, is that the whole house is on fire and no one has noticed. Let's go. Leave a zoo. Dwarme base. Very nice, everyone. You can just see them singing in the background. I don't know why they told us to bring our coats. Honestly, it's not that cold up here. The house is actually boiling. What's a gum to pray? Seven-A, basic growth. I'm getting flashbacks to Tomodachi life here. The band is back together. The end is only the time. No one can stop you being out. Uh, guys, toilets on fire. Imagine you leave someone's stay and you're like chateau and an hour after they arrive, they're ringing like, um, toilets on fire. What do we do? Oh, they're coming out to the back now. Wait, Default, what are you doing? Okay, she's putting it out again. Default is the hero, as well as no emotions. Default has no fear. She put out a pair to the fire, but the rest is still just kind of going. Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper's over there watching static. They're just kind of waiting out the fire. I don't know if this strategy works with fire. I don't think you can just say, I'll get bored eventually and just do nothing. She's freaking out when no one else is and I don't even know who she is. What the hell was that? Something just appeared. Oh my God, is this place haunted or something? The place is on fire and there's like garden gnomes appearing. We still haven't even gone out into the mountain. This is day one. Everything is just on fire. Okay, now the whole dining room is kind of burnt up because I hope the fire doesn't reach the fireplace. I wouldn't want that to get ruined. Okay, everything is back to normal, guys. Go about your day. Just don't use the toilet or the dining room. The hell are you? Take a selfie. Oh yeah, I think that's part of his wants. He's got new goals now. He wants to be a sightseer and one of them is get a selfie. There we go. This will be the first fun thing we do on the holiday. Oh, Jesus Christ, he scared me. Mind if I take a selfie with you? The person I'm staying with just died and half the house burnt down. So been a bit of a rough day and it would just cheer me up a lot. All right, where are we gonna go explore everyone? Right to top. Yeah, there we go. Everyone, let's go. I don't think any of them, none of them have skied or done like any sports in their life. How are they gonna ski down this massive hill? High intensity. Go skiing. I didn't even get him good skis. He's using loner ones that apparently don't fit him very well. Whoa, look at him. He's a natural. Oh, he's just doing fantastically. Good job, Jim. Good job, Jim. Very good job. He made it down safely. Now where's Turg? Oh, here he goes on the snowboard. They are just the definition of cool. Default, where are you? Not as confident looking. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm just skipping the ramps entirely going down the safe route. Good job, everyone. That was fun. Not as fun as the fire, but still fun. Let's go visit the neighbors if there's anyone there. Oh, it's a bath house. Skinny dip in hot springs. Ignore that there are children about. Turg's the only one who committed. Come on, gang. Now, why did it immediately change color? When you got in naked? And then he changed to his clothes because a kid came out. Not even into swimwear, just full clothes. I think that's just as scaring, seeing that thing fully clothed, staring out at you from the springs. And when she approaches in that music place, oh my God, he's just consuming them. Turg is telling everyone to get out so he can clean it. All right, guys, you've been in for almost 40 seconds. It's time for a cleaning. He's still telling him to get out, but Jim is just not listening. He's refusing to get out. Okay, he's just going skinny dipping now. After all that, Jim must be like, why did you tell them all to leave just so you can get in naked and be with me alone? And now Jim is leaving. Okay, now they're all skinny dipping. Great, except for this dude. He must feel really awkward right now. He's enjoying being naked in there. They all need to use the bathroom. This isn't good. Wait, age up. Jim, think about this. Is this really what he wanna age up? Naked in the snow? Oh my God, his back hurts. No, I don't like this at all. He doesn't have his youthful figure. We're gonna have to age him down somehow. He aged up into an elder and now he's just wandering around the building naked. They're gonna lock him up somewhere. Let's go be naked somewhere else. Come on, let's go. There's a bar. Let's go visit there. He looks sad. He didn't want to grow old. Don't worry, Jim. Age is just a number. That's right. Show him your moves. See, you still got youth and energy. No, don't get sleepy. What are you eating and where did you find this? He bought a cupcake from a vending machine. That is the saddest birthday I've ever seen. Do what a normal adult does. Get absolutely hammered. How hard are drinks? A pros and pop. $306 and I'm buying one for everyone. All right, everyone, enjoy your drink. Happy birthday to me. Why is no one sitting next to me? Okay, thank you. Okay, it looks like everyone's having a good time now at least. Why is Turg eyeing me like that? He keeps turning around and looking at me from other sides. He's just confused. He's like, how is Jim there? But also there. But he's easily entertained, isn't he? Oh, rock climbing. Let's go, everyone. Sounds dangerous. He just pissed himself before he gets climbing. You know what? It's in the snow. No one will notice. Yellow snow is a natural phenomenon. No, dude, stop cheating. Just use the feckin' wall. There we go. Look at him go. That was fast, actually. And in those clothes, that is impressive. Imagine how good you could do it naked. Try again. Oh, he won't do it naked. Jesus, might be better off not to do it naked. That would have been a nasty scrape. Oh, default fell off. Oh, but there's a festival on Saturday. What day is it? It's Friday. In the meantime, I think you can do a hike or something. You can't plan a social event if you were not greeted. What does that even mean? She's not greeted either. Maybe if we just go home to the lodge. All right, you can do it from home for some reason. It's the point of having a mobile phone if it's not mobile. So why are there like, yugs? Come here, let's go. Who are you talking to? Who is planning this mountain climb excursion? There you go. We climbed one little tiny wall and now we're like, I bet we could climb that mountain. Excursion leader is me. Excursion team member, Perg, and default. And who else will we invite? Will we invite the other firemen? Or you know what? Let's invite Gideon. We don't really mind if he dies either, but the town needs a fireman. All right, we're here, everyone. Gideon, lead the way. All right, gather excursion members near the trailman marker at the top of the climbing roof. Where's that? Why am I the leader? Check excursion members climbing readiness. No, no, that's fine. So where is this near the trailman marker? What? Where? Reach silver medal to unlock passage to the next excursion. Okay, so we need to, this comes in in a swimsuit. We need to climb up a rock wall to get a medal. Let's do that. Perfect, done. Gideon's gone. Oh, I think he's ready. Wait, how did Gideon climb up there? He just arrived and he just scales it without us even noticing. Hey, Jim, can I join the tunnel snakes? Sure, I don't even know who you are. Okay, we're all here. Some of us may have cheated. Wait, what? Why do you sound like that, Gideon? He looks like he's retiring to Florida, but he sounds like he's seven, but he's somewhere in the middle. He's like 17. Have a sim rest for at least an hour. It's not much, but it's honest work, folks. I'll take care of that. I'll be in the tent if you need me. Gideon, you take care of the climbing. Wait, where's, okay. default's just going home. She's changed her mind. I think Gideon is dead or something. I don't know where he is. Oh, he's over here. He's staring into the abyss wondering why he exists. Oh, default's falling asleep in the snow now as well. He's just crying. We've left him out here in the dark. He's gonna die. Be asked advice by Gideon. No, no time. Okay, Gideon is finally coming. We're all already up on the top here. We may have cheated to get here. Gideon, you're gonna have to climb in the night up this really dangerous rock wall. I don't think he's even gonna make it to the wall. He's struggling. Come on, Gideon with it, he's actually attempting it. God bless him. He's falling and he's only like 10% of the way done. Come on, Gideon, you can do it. Hurry, hurry. We don't have much time. We're gonna get kicked off the mountain. He's just like, I just wanna go to school and have a normal childhood. I'm 15 and I'm starting to go bald already, please. Okay, he made it. But who am I? What? I'm not sure what I wanna be when I grew up and all my friends seem to have figured it out. No worries, you got time. I don't think you do. We made it. We didn't do the rest for an hour, but we still made it. Gideon looks like he's about to collapse. What's wrong with him? Move on up the mountain. This is gonna end in death. Did we make it? Is this the peak? Oh no, this is the peak. Good God. Well, I'm just gonna fly up there if that's cool. Gideon, are you actually gonna do it? You mad lad. The turg is as well, they're all doing it. I thought your skills weren't high enough, but look at them go. Someone, please don't die. I mean, if you have to die, let it be Gideon, but I don't want anyone to die to be honest. Good job, everyone. I don't know how the hell you're doing. Oh, turg, be careful. I don't know how the hell you're doing this. What you're doing it. Gideon's just showing off now. He's just doing core as soon as he gets up there. Someone has to eat something, by the way. I found this food and turg's inventory. Gideon, can you eat that please? I'll garnish it for you. Why won't you eat it? All right, let's just move on. The peak must be ahead. The group made it to the peak. Everyone is elated. Is this the peak? Oh my God, it's back in hell. Jim felt like the climb could have gone slightly better, although nothing could get better than the view up here. I mean, you can't see anything, but sure. I have them all shoving snow in Gideon's face. Poor Gideon, he did all the work. He's being tormented. Default is just standing up here, looking into the abyss. This is all it is. This is why we climbed up here. I'm neutral on this. All right, well now that we've reached the peak, I think here's a good time to end it. What an adventure. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. If you like my stuff, I post every day, so you can subscribe and check out more of my other stuff if you like. 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