 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and I am very well known for hitting both men and women. Sorry, Gareth, that was a bit overkill just for you. Which is why we're playing Hitman today. I am lucky enough to get a little early peek at Hitman 3 and I'm gonna play the first mission. I'm so excited because this is one of my like favorite series of games. I absolutely love them, but uh, let's jump in. Welcome to Dubai. Here we are. Dubai, hidden in the clouds. Oh my god, look at where I'm starting. One gust of wind and he's gone. You standing there wouldn't look so cool then, would it? You mad man, you mad man jumping like that. It's now a good time to mention I have a fear of heights. I have a fear of nearly everything actually. Anything that could cause me any bit of danger I'm kind of afraid of. I can't drop, can I? No, I can't. Okay. I had to test it, okay? Taking a little selfie. This would be a good one for the grand. He looks terrifying. I can actually filter it. Oh my god, that looks lovely. I should actually use this what it's meant for though. Scanning this log. There we go. Do I get to always use this camera? That is cool. I'm gonna get some great selfies of me killing people. Oh my god, what is this? Oh, a nice quick change act. Good job. How did he do that? Time for a selfie. Look at this. Wow. Look at that. Oh, he looks gorgeous. There we go. That was for the album. I'm just gonna be using this camera the entire time. Oh, oh, he is not happy. But then again, I did get right up in his grill, I guess. Is this stage for me? Is this for me? Don't worry everyone. I am here. Anyway, now that I'm here, I would like to share with you my plan. I say we take the tower and we build another two stories up so we're even taller. They don't like this idea at all. I guess that stage wasn't for me. YouTubers, fucking narcissists. See, when he's talking about being the highest building in the world, everyone claps. When I say let's build it even higher, no one cares. There's one of my targets. Sandals without socks? This guy's fucking lame. Sorry Lucy, but there is more. There seems to be an issue with the sun installation. The sun installation? You couldn't settle on having the tallest building in the world. You had to take the sun too, didn't you? I'm gonna follow her because I want to see the sun. I want to stare right into it. That's how you observe the sun's power. Wait, there's a chandelier there. Hold on a second. Release the wench. You will never steal the sun on my watch. Get out of here. I was just like, did that guy scream something about stealing the sun? I came into the bathroom to murder people, but they have fancy people standing here just watching people wash their hands. It's honestly the most- Don't overflow the sink. I meant to- I'm really sorry dude. Did you do this? I'm sorry. Let's not make a big deal about it. Let's just turn it off. Yeah, it's off. We good? Oh no, we're not good. A crime notice? I don't think that's a crime. The real crime is having electrical sockets that close to the sink. Wait, calm down. Why did you open the door? You're next. That guy's like looking at me. A.D. does not care. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. I'm occupied. I can't run, but I can hide. Gotta say guys, on your interior design, this is the fanciest wardrobe I have ever hidden in. Okay, my outfit is compromised, but not to worry. I'm gonna charge and get his outfit. Hello? Oh no, there's more carrots coming. Dude, snap his neck, snap his neck. He fell and someone got the floor all slippy. Anyway, I best be going. I got people to bodyguard as I am a guard. Shit! Why was there a guy standing right there who knows I'm not a guard? Okay, I somehow got away with all of this. I have no idea how. I have no idea how that worked. I guess that's why they call me Hitman Tree. Hey, fellow guards, I am a guard. I love being this high as I get frequent nosebleeds, but I don't know, it makes me feel alive. Anyway, back to guarding stuff. Ooh, a body. That's probably the person who made the sun. The sun has to be around here somewhere. I'm so keen to see the sun. Yeah, I would too. I don't even know who he was. It's just give me the bullet. No, it's actually kind of crap to be honest. I thought it'd be much cooler. Missing fuse cell, override safe zone. Hell yes, I want to override safe zone. I don't even know what that means really, but I just don't like anything with the word safe in it. A repair order for the sun. This missing fuse cell. Okay, let's see, view intel. Don't put the fuse back until we figure out the electrical issue. This needs to be fixed ASAP. Okay. Wait, once it's done, notify Delora that it's safe. I think I killed her. So maybe I can't do this objective. Jesus, you don't want to be careful, wouldn't you? The place is really windy up here. I'm saying this as I'm going, it's just hanging off the edge of it. I don't know why it's saying it's a hostile area, because I was flying up on the ledge, but apparently this hanging off is hostile. All right, I got to have something to deal with this situation. No, I don't. I don't even have my silence pistol. Who is this? I wish I had a fish or something to throw at him. I guess I'll just choke him then. You're coming with me. I want to be a helicopter pilot. I am a helicopter pilot now. I don't know what this is going to allow me to do. Look, I'm afraid I can't let you through here. I'm sorry, my friend. Oh, at least he was nice about it. Most of the time they just go like, what are you doing here? Get out of here. Like, I know I definitely escalated the situation, but I think the staff handled the bathroom situation really poorly. I'm fully willing to admit that I was probably like 10% of the problem. I don't know why I'm killing you, but you shouldn't be sleeping on the job, I guess, so that's my excuse. Honestly, he didn't even put up a fight. He just went back to sleep, and he had to choke hold. I just keep taking disguises, and I don't even know why I need them. I'm just like exploring. I'm just practicing the quick change act, like you did earlier, you know? You don't get that good without practice. Hey, remember when you told that other guy he couldn't come up here? I'm someone else. Thank you. You think I'm in love. What, me? Let's revisit this later when I'm off the job. Oh my God, look at this. This place is amazing. I'm open to killing him just due to jealousy alone. Like, I don't know why I'm meant to be killing him. If I could find some poison, I bet I could poison his meal. Honestly, even maybe just load it up with salt or something to just ruin it. I'm like a pickpocket. I keep just picking stuff up and taking it away, but they don't seem to mind. Wait, what is this? A parachute? Oh, if there's an emergency, they might parachute the sabotage that I should have checked if anyone was here, but no, it's all right. Good thing I got that knife earlier. I want to cause an emergency. I need a keycard. Who would have a keycard? Give me your keycard. You should have a keycard. Did you all right? I'll keep looking. Uh-oh. You didn't see anything, did you? No. Body found? Oh God, from someone underneath. Are you all right? Yeah, you better go check on him, dude. Don't notice. Don't notice. Don't notice. Okay, now I'm just going on a bit of a merger spree. This doesn't seem or feel right. It's just killing everyone. I mean, maybe if I don't find the keycard, they'll just trigger the evacuation. They might have seen that one. Yeah, they saw that one. Oh, shit. OMG. OMG, she says. How do you see a knife being thrown into someone's head? He's looking around the body. He's like, where could he have gone? Oh, the guy I'm supposed to kill is actually on this floor. I'm going to turn on the tap so they'll throw a hissy fit again and they might actually come in here. I'll handle it. I'm going to clean it up right now. Yes, they're talking about it. Can't be about the bodies. They're just talking about all the water that's flooding all over the bathroom. I just killed a lot of people for no real reason. I was looking for a keycard, but at some point, I think deep down, I realized that none of them had it and I kept going anyway. I'll just take the murder weapon, dude. I'll just make sure it's safe, you know? I'll just hold on to this. This is one of the people I have to kill, but his guard keeps lingering around. Little do they know that there's a war going on. He's just muttering about this one. This unnamed guard is next to him. I want to push him so bad, but I wouldn't be able to get away with it. I'm allowed to take this? Why am I just allowed to take everything? I'm going to continue this murder spree through my sword. They lack cameras in this building. Turn on an ice machine. Yeah, sure. There we go. I'm just a menace on top of a mass murderer as if it wasn't bad enough already. Oh yeah, I forgot. I was waiting for him to interact with the ice, but I forgot there was literally a dead body there. He's probably going to be more preoccupied with that. The alarm. You need to act fast before those bastards evacuate. What? Head for the helipad. Wait, no, this is good though, isn't it? Oh wait, I can be the pilot again. You're going to struggle to evacuate without your pilot, you know? Wait, now you're shooting me? I'll take as many of you as I can. Which is probably just too... If I can get back to my pilot costume, I can throw them off my scent. God damn it. It might have been a bit ambitious there. I think I should definitely kill some people still down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, you know, cause them some alarm and to actually encourage them to leave. Ignore the bloody knife, dude. I'm having blue steak, so that's why. Okay, sorry. You need to be part of my scheme. You were so nice as well. You didn't deserve that. It's just a big part of my plan is murdering a lot of people. Rat poison? Just a little snack for the road. Oh, banana! Sweet! Oh, gone. Boring. Where banana? There. Oh, banana! Meaty bone. What would you like for dinner, sir? I'll just take a meaty bone, please. I think I could disguise myself as the chef and tamper with a lot of stuff here. Hold on. Let me just murder this person. There we go. That sounded just awful. Turn on the ice machine. Okay, this actually may not have been the best plan. Now that I think about it, it's not just the chef outfit. It's a famous chef. How am I going to blend in as a famous chef? Please let no one else come in here. Let me drag them to the bathroom, I guess. That's just tomatoes that fell all over the place. Butterfingers. This chef is a bit all over the place. Time for my signature dish. I'll wrap the poison with banana. Not so convincing. Okay, let's see what meal he's going to make. I hope he knows how to cook. Okay, he does, because I would have just put out toast. There we go. Mmm, yummy. Ignore the green. It's just dressing it up, making it fancy. Does that mean the food's ready? Okay, let me call him for his meal. Sir, I know a lot of bodies have been discovered upstairs, but didn't in time. Is he even coming for his meal? I worked so hard on this. You know how much blood was spilled so you could eat? I'm going to go confront him. I'm going to smack him with this pan for not coming for dinner, just like mama used to do. Sir, your dinner's ready and you're not even making an attempt to go down. I guess he's still in lockdown. Relatable. I don't want to kill him after all. We have a lot more in common than we think. There we go. That really didn't need to happen. Sorry about that. We can use this to summon the partners to a fake meeting. Oh, that sounds nice. Oh, no. Oh, no. Security is on its way. Hide, 47. Hide where? What do I do? Panic. I am locked in here. I am locked and there's no way out as far as I can see. Okay, he's letting me out. I mean, he's not. He's actually coming in here to apprehend me, but... Oh, no, there's another one coming. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, this chef is getting out of here. Wait, keycard? Was that the one I was looking for? Hey, everyone. There was weird alarms. I thought my cooking might have burnt it, but no, I see that everything is fine. There we go. Wait, it's not the right keycard for this one. Perfect sake. There's so many dead bodies just littered around the place. They're still not evacuating. Okay, you know what? You want an emergency? I'll give you a fake an emergency. I'm going to slaughter your entire staff. You need to act fast before those bastards evacuate. Head for the helipad. Wait, he's running. He's running. Wait, hold on. I'll get my pilot outfit and I'll get you out of here. Hold up. Quickly, it's me, your pilot. Let's go. All right, guys, I have a confession. I got no idea how to fly this thing. Wait, why are we all just abandoning this idea? Oh, that's what I like to hear. Why? What? Oh, because I'm trespassing. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. No, no, no. I forgot I wasn't allowed up there, dude. I was just going with the flow. I was being a sheep. All right, luckily, I saved just a while ago, so it's not too bad. I'll just disguise myself as someone who can go anywhere. Model of the... Oh, my God, I bet I could have killed him with this. Here's what I think of your building. Oh, that's going to pale someone when it lands. I'll go wait upstairs when you realize the pilot's dead. I mean, when you... I'm going to be upstairs. Oh, my God, they've noticed me again. They are brutal. Jesus. Do I have a gun? Can I actually take these guys on? I don't think I can. I used all my ammo, funnily enough. I want to see them jump. Look at them. They're all dressed up and everything. I'm going to need your outfit. I just run out. Like, yeah, I dealt with that guy earlier. Hold on. Don't jump yet. Wait till I'm close. The parachute's failing. Oh, well. I just watched Giggling as their parachutes fail, get shot a dozen times, and then take the parachute left and just escape the safety. Oh, good job. Call me Kevin1811. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate your watching and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.