 Oh Hello, this is yo movies like number I want to say nine or ten now actually we still haven't gone the wrinkle in time One out at this point in time. I'm so sorry I know That we saw it and commented on it that by the time it comes out It's gonna be so long ago Recorded that Christmas You have to do like a retrospective commentary on your own commentary of the movie I like how we fucking organized to do knives out. We still haven't done that yet We've somehow managed to skip over it. We're gonna do it. It's gonna happen. Everything happens eventually Yeah, I've been holding off watching that movie because I just want to experience it for the first time And instead you've been drawn into watching Ghostbusters Yeah, so if the title didn't give it away, we're checking out Ghostbusters 2016 the extended version We've heard that apparently this is the superior version now whether or not that's true. I don't really care I'm just curious how this movie holds up with with the extension apparently there is 16 minutes of extra content 16 minutes of adlib genius it's gonna be great Yeah, and so I've everyone here I've seen the the original version I believe I watched it with metal when he visited once That's actually when I was over for the first time we watched it with Al and we were very drunk and it was good time coming over Let's watch Ghostbusters Well, it gets better. We watched before or after we watched Suicide Squad. Yep That's how you're supposed to spend your time In Sins then if metal ever visits now we make sure to watch at least like ten good movies for every bad one So we'll be fine got a balance it out keep him healthy that sort of thing But yeah, is anyone else seen the the theatrical vision? Yes So sorry. No, wait, wait, wait, you don't see it. You experience it. You suffer through it Rags as we could worry you're both you both Ghostbusters 2016 virgins is that we're saying yes. Yes The Ghostbusters cherry has so pure in the eyes of God So, yeah, this will be just you know, you you're old did normal affair We're just gonna check it out see how it goes. It's gonna enjoy the Marie. Um, and you can you can watch it with us Somebody kill me already So is everyone on zero? Yeah You're so funny, man All right, then here we go Soarney, I feel like whatever you see a film is made by Sony. It's like, oh, no This is so New York the first 15 minutes of this movie is just corporate logos, isn't it? I would hope so I'll tell you how they all suck Yeah, it's greater than to put all their names right up front before they ruin Ghostbusters Yeah, that's the funny thing about this movie premise wise just like what were you thinking? What do you mean? It's like all girl Ghostbusters with improv comedy. You're like, right well the best part of they were all really excited Oh ghost core that's when they were so delusional that they thought they were gonna get a franchise out of this Yeah, that was supposed to be they had a production house within a production house didn't they that's the MCU of the ghost universe They thought this would kick it off. It's so embarrassing Oh, this isn't scary, you know a lot of franchise movies down town. That's lame. No, it's On the middle of nowhere Finn is the opening scares books was in a library in the original, right? Yeah, and it was really sure Interesting fact this grandfather clock was on the Titanic Romanian woman and her child were forced to leave the lifeboat to make room. I don't get is was that a joke? A lifeboat thing was that like a joke? Yeah, it's all a joke. It's really funny laugh furious when his breakfast was not waiting for him So he called to his servants, but none of them responded on a scale of one to ten How how how much do you think this guy's checked out of this before? He's like on all the drugs right now. Yes, I he's a glassy man. He's making this up on the spot He's funny because I'm eating and shit, but I was a year ago now half a year ago I watched all of the office u.s. And he's in that and that's that a lot of the episodes were directed by pullfee great So that's probably the connection Oh, that's quite the rush you've got there Okay, I don't remember this What was he throwing that Oh They don't seem to care about living just wait wait, what? Where did that slime come from? Oh Now this is happening I guess y'all remember how the opening to ghostbusters was really subtle and spooky and this is just like How dare you play the theme The fucking saturation on these colors are turned up to 11 for that's someone I remember about this Saturation is this film is so rainbow-ish like it's like oh, wow. They only played it for like two seconds Why did you even bother you remember the team means it's good now and they cut it off before dude started singing like yeah shut up This ain't a minstrel show. We'll lock you in the basement. Is that you heard what we did to Aunt Jemima? That joke will be very old by the time this I'm talking about your book Sorry, I don't I don't know what you mean. You're Aaron Right Oh, she's trying to avoid it being something she wrote she's like I'm Ed Mowgrave. I'm the historian of the eldritch mansion, and I believe it's haunted if you could just wow the eldritch mansion Was not going to be called the cabsie floss about The castle spooky is haunted Oh Save the movie I know you can't try He's in this he's in Godzilla 2 like why does he keep doing it like five seconds? I just realized yeah rags Charles dad's just keeps showing up at e-fat movies He's really good You're too good for this movie Charles actually I'm not surprised he's in this because he was in the golden child It's just he gets shit tons of money from it, and that's that's fine as long as he gets to do a real role every once in a while Daddy needs to get back that bust of Harold Ramis. Did you see that shit? Yeah? What a clunky opener this isn't it like in order to get the main character involved in this It's like oh you wrote a book cages ago, but now you're disavowing it But now you have to go back and find the person who's trying to republish it like off and meanwhile apparently This is someone who's gonna be attacking the world with ghosts. It's just like all right. Yeah You brought me more than one long time excuse me Because Melissa McCarthy ever been funny no Usually reference bridesmaids is her thing is her stick just that she's like really abrasive and irritating I'll tell you what if I had a human baby that could fly I wouldn't be telling It's painful it's also Yeah, this is movies is just gonna be a sitting here in silent awkwardness at this horrible humor I got a tub of soup, and I got one split one ton look at that just floating there That's a running joke later. She gets a long time set. That's loads of one tons But no soup or not much soup you're brave to hold that soup like that in that container Oh It's the quickie character and a hundred percent jazz to meet you I'm trying to be like egonic six Over the top. I don't know how you could make someone instantly like more unlikable than Harley Quinn, but you did it I was gonna say she's a she's a Harley Quinn archetype where they're just like these quickie and saying people She's gonna do stuff. That's just like why did she do that? Who knows because being quirky is there is a replacement for a Personality well the idea that she's egon's like equivalent is insane to me a few months ago We spent eight nights at the Chelsea Hotel and later in the lab when we were reviewing these tapes No, not this scene. Oh, was it a fart or something? Guys check that out Even sniffed even though it's Oh, why would she do that? She's so quickie like so this is the meme right where it's just like it's just it's just poop humor And it's like wow they actually did poop and fucking Yeah No, I forgot I already just said it Finds him goes yes Why do they do this? Well, they do this all the time I think to establish your friendship hooray We're not open. Can I help you? Oh god, he's the one from the beginning. He must be a demon We're not open and I'm telling you that from across the street. I've been waiting here the whole day Telling me we're not open have no grave died 15 years ago. Yes. Oh my god Wow, let's all talk about it. I just saw him today Oh So who is this but that's it son and junior They spent millions and millions and millions of dollars on this film and like nothing has even made me crack a smile Yeah, just because you don't get the jokes. That's it. That's all it is. Oh What is that it's got them Pringles how long until they take off the mr. Pringles man's Pringles can It's gonna say that they did a good job making sure we can see the Is that a Sony video camera by any chance horse is that a wooden door would buy it now In case you didn't notice it the door is creaking. Damn. She turned slowly Is everything a joke to you guys just your mama Yes, your mama you open your mama joke. They're really just scraping the basement door. These are comedians You know what? It was probably Ed. Uh-uh-uh Look over there Why are they across the fucking street? I don't think that made sense They would be they should be in front of them not to the side of them Or some shit For sure that's guys Christ, did they ever stop talking? No, they don't I Haven't had one second to breathe you don't deserve it You have to make our money back somehow oh my oh wow just all right then hey All right. Wow that really looks caught to me That is so dumb It's like it's too much CGI goop on top of whatever it is when the ghost was just a ghost for the first time in the first movie. They were terrified Those boys just don't understand the true beauty of the paranormal prepare yourselves for a fantastic gag coming up My name is Erin Gilbert. Dr. Particle Physics Oh My god jumpscare and like hilarious goo Like wouldn't wouldn't you run away or duck aside or no you just accept it just just stand there like Our asset Where'd everyone go Disappointed keyboard click Like why is he firing her as well like this is proof that goes surreal surely wouldn't they see the footage of the camcorder thingy I don't we didn't even see what they were caught. I'm assuming they recorded a ghost, right? The proof that ghosts exist. Why would he be then like oh you need to be fired? You're a disgrace to this university Do they think it's a fake I mean there is kind of a glasses half full aspect of it Why are you dressed like a black coffee? The goop went in every crack I just honestly didn't realize your department still existed You guys want to study ghosts do it somewhere else because I have two words for you I've seen this part suck it. That was a joke like I'm pretty sure that was a joke, right? This is where he spends like 15 minutes flipping the bird. It's so funny Wait, so they've been they've been booted out of their place now as well all because he didn't remember that their department existed Hey also How can the two people who devoted all their time and energy and technology to devoting ghosts are the ones Who don't want to do it, but the one who is skeptical now does even though they've finally seen a ghost for real It's almost like they don't have the characters figured out at all And they just do whatever the plot needs them to do, but there's no real arc for logic to any of it when the fourth Cataclysm begins laborers such as yourself will be among the last led to the butchery So make the most of your extra time. Is he the bad guy? Yeah There's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks. Why are you walking on the tracks? Oh my god Oh, right the guy has ghost machines they like machines that make ghosts happen. Yeah. Oh my goodness That looks like the thing that was in the eldritch mansion You need the toilet, I'm cool dude. Yeah. Oh, he didn't actually chase after her Maybe it was like you wanted to just hug her. He's like look I'm lonely, you know come here He's just come back to existence. He's like Color grading is so bad you can tell on some of the brighter parts where it's overexposed It's sickly is how I describe it. It's just it's the whole yes The whole premise of the movie is like you've got to have constant gags You've got to have constant talk and you've got to have bright colors everywhere. Just keep distracting people. What do you think? That's it. Let's go see your new home. Oh, we're just okay Look at what she's doing. What a quicky character the first one they got it and it was a piece of shit Well, this is the thing it was all justified in the first one why everything happened in this one They're just trying to get here one shrimp and I think it's I hope that's a water chest That may be stop ordering from the same fucking place. Yeah This is what we need to dance the scene. Yeah, I don't think this is a mathematical vision The receptionist job that was in the paper I Was it okay that we hire him and use him specifically because he's hot in this film Do you see the how we're not allowed to do that when it's when it's the other way around? I mean when you think about Janine from the original movie she was never like portrayed as a sex symbol She wasn't that attractive and she was actually happy to be a sex symbol And good at her job and like yeah, no this guy is just like an actual person with learning difficulties Well, this is the joke is the law he's he's so stupid, but he's so fucking hot And it's like oh, I feel like if that was a girl character you guys would be in trouble You know what I would love to let your cat live here with you But I have a pretty severe cat allergy. No, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. He's named my cat Oh This is what's enraged me that fucking joke and it they just keep rolling with it That's like a corpse of a joke Like what were you trying to do a game of joke forensic technicians to let you know that at one point This was a joke Confirm that this joke died of natural causes. What do you think of that? Oh, let me show you my stony laptop again though. The joke is lol. It's called big titties That's one of my favorites, you know, I just thought the floating hot dog implies that a ghost is holding it Like this is easy joke territory and that's that's what you came up with All right, you don't find him attractive Kevin how the fuck is he not attractive? I'm insulting me hot. I would fuck the shit out of Kevin. No idea We hired the white male Fun fact about this place that this building is built in the same place as the first Chinese Gamalind in in New York. Did you know that? I'm just I'm just question mark. We need to establish this character knows place knows things about Because no one's got access to Google in this. Hi. Have you seen a ghost? Oh, yeah, would you be able to describe it to us? I'm so sorry. I don't like this on my wall. You don't want it here anymore. I don't want this ghost Oh, let me fix this stuff. What? Don't go so loud. You know what you know what? I The CGI spray can mist. Yeah, that's all that shit. I'm so curious to know what it is that he has done Remember when the trailer came out and I was supposed to be like a sorrowful Kind of image like people were pining for the ghost busters again And there's a piano music and this fucking jacket and he just squirts it on the wall No, no, it has nothing to do with anything. Nope, baby. If I knew what it was I wouldn't say we're sparking back You're mouthy. I like that. Oh, are we allowed to say black women and healthy? I don't think so. That's against the rules cuz I normally just say uppity But if I can say malady then what's called a vociferous, let's call it come to you in loquacious That's her name loquacia How come you're specifically here to look for ghosts and when she points out glowing eyes, you're like stop kidding around Why is it just standing there waiting for them to do stuff doesn't know what Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser you have the longest arms. Oh, oh that means it's not calibrated for her. Oh, no Oh The train gonna hit it I think so, why would you set up your thingy in the train? Tracks, why would it seem to the side? It seems dangerous. I am always all this shit happening all at once Wait, what did they show that like five times wait no way it's still okay. Oh my goodness I was on the train stuck with other people it managed to go through into the train But it couldn't get out of the train. Well, that's because the front of the train This is simple physics the front of the train is moving at a different speed than the back of the train I'm pretty sure a train running over a nuclear accelerator would fucking blow it up. No, we would just spark Did you get sugar in it this time? Yeah, the sugar's in it It's weird for a girl power movie they've got this woman simping a hard core for Chris Hemsworth saliva, okay? I Remember this the set of jokes here, so that's an Oprah reference. Please laugh. Hope you check to see there wasn't a body in the back I don't think so. I don't really know you didn't check. I mean, I was in a hurry Everything would be made better if it was shorter and of course that leads to the point where that you just have this film not exist But the idea of like they say is did you check for a body and she just like looks the car and then like scene cuts Like, yeah, even that would be better. This is the downfall of improv You can't get tight like well-structured scenes because everyone's just making up as they go Is that mid 90s graphics? Oh It's gone it's gone. Yeah, they definitely got to be like a half-finished graphic or something A booster using micro fabricated radio frequency quadruples speed up particles before entering the member when it was enough for Them to say each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back and that was it That's all you needed and it didn't go on for like five minutes You just find it amusing that they want to try and explain the science of capturing ghosts That's why it feels so heavy. That's why it's funny rags Wow, they actually ripped that joke off. Okay Person in the hallway with that Yeah, look what it's doing to the ground if she accidentally hit them Hey guys do you like Papa John's I do totally better ingredients better pizza no humor better John You fucking why Why All of them need to be melted into one entity and then put away Dr. Heist you're a highly regarded scientific authority your credentials are impeccable. Thank you, Pat If you see something wait, what? Yeah, so Bill Murray plays a different character in the same universe because the ghostbusters exist in this universe too, right? Is it true that Bill Murray insisted his character had a cane so he didn't actually have to stand up and I Didn't the thing leak about how he didn't really want to do any of this and that they said that they would pull his contract on him Like he would yeah, yeah, yeah, well guy so unfair. I know how that guy dances Need a fucking die So you can you can just tell the second something is off script because it's just so directionless It's insane. I'm sorry for those extras. I have to keep walking through the fucking scene or entertaining this shit Imagine the people behind the camera who are filming. They're like do we have to do a second take really? We're never use this right another one. We could give it a try We could write up a script maybe we could brainstorm a few jokes and work a minute of scene. Well That's a vomit inducing isn't it? I kind of want to watch the original or soon after this to refresh myself. I'm good On the depths of the negaverse this is the version of the song that plays in hell I was gonna say it's not even hell. It's the nega versus further down The Walmart in hell. This is the music that plays in the overhead Okay That was weird and bad. Yeah, why would you even bother putting that in? I love the idea in the editing process. They saw it then so I was like just don't I had a good job at the MTA Was it perfect? No, of course. It wasn't perfect. I tell you what everybody. Oh my god. That's so spooky No, you walked there you fuck Wow Why is she running away from it? Wait, what the fuck? Well, you could just push it over that thing is not Oh I'm pretty sure you're too close together for this. Yeah, I was gonna say those streams look like they would almost cross in there Why did it go into the mannequin if that's what it looks like? Really? What are you doing? Oh my god the shit's over each of them. Shoot over their own heads like they're not dead Why are they not dead the eternal question of this film If face is almost all red like what the fuck Oh, he's screened like a tiny girl Dude she is broken the fucking pack. There's no way. Why is everybody watching this instead of screaming and running away? They are didn't even seem to recognize what's happening. Why would you even trust what you just saw? Yeah, but the fuck just happened. Oh, this thing is just keep going. Okay. All right then We did it lads Wankers like 70 that shit in 70. Look, it's Ozzy Ozzy. Ozzy Ozzy said wankers How much they have to pay him for his three-second life? Create the vortex Break the berry He is another Wait I draw I draw ghosts, but I agree Why more dancing you really were kidding. There's a lot of the extended content is just dancing Dr. Martin has the famed scientist and paranormal debunker. He's in this building right now. Yeah, that guy Don't worry. No, is this a good time? No Why are you Jesus? He looks like a Midwester. He doesn't just don't want to be here Look at how they dressed him up. You want to see it? I would love to see it I'm going to show it to you then. How about that? And how do you how do you guys? Okay? Whoa? Stop? What is she doing? Asperger oh my god. Well, he's dead. They were too slow on the draw Did they kill him it wasn't really ghost mysterious material Listen, okay the whole TLJ syndrome that infects everything even though this came out before it It's just like you brought back an old character. You made him a person. That's the inverse of who he is and then you killed him Okay, we're just worried that you all are drawing a lot of attention to yourselves Oh They just killed a bad they want these ones to guy get violently killed by a ghost like a Interesting thing is it's it's kind of made girls problem fault that it happened She's surprised released the ghost into him call this number if you have any more info You're letting them off for killing Bill Murray does where are the big dogs? Oh Look he's retarded he got in the wrong side and he's like No, the first part now they're just running with the joke. It's like the joke has run its course It's time to stop like I would admit that seems to be a big problem in this movie Is that they do not know when the joke should end? Wow, what perfect timing to be commenting on how they don't know what add to fucking joke It's a Swiss army knife. Give that a toss. It's only dangerous to ghosts. All right, I guess that's another failed joke It's only dangerous to go Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do. Oh, I forgot They basically they like remember Ghostbusters had the one weapon We're gonna have like a whole arsenal and they have that fucking action seed. I completely forgot But how is it suckin physical objects? Jesus Christ, they seem like kipper this goes beyond You know, it's painfully ironic is this is what some this is some shit some dude bro filmmaker would make as a remake for Ghostbusters Well, yeah, it turns out there's dude bros for girls Like a picture the writing room we're gonna have acid on the table someone's gonna knock it over and smash on the floor They're not gonna care about it. They're not gonna clean it up Then our idiot character will walk into the scene They'll talk about some stuff that the peak of the joke is he walks onto the acid and it's like lol acid That's it Hell time on the stupid acid joke then they did on the fact that Chris thinks that they're trying to run a Chinese restaurant Which is funnier, which is way funnier, but they couldn't let that breathe No, I had to do the stupid fucking acid bacon sort of thing. I've never laughed less at any film I've laughed more during Schindler's list. I've laughed at the film. I will agree with that This is the dude that was at the subway that was talking about the cataclysms. This is him Oh, it's always the sad parents. Okay, ladies. Oh, she happened to meet that guy in the train station He was weird as fuck. There we go. Wow We're gonna hit on the way out It's are we finally out of act 2 because holy fuck It would have been hilarious if they hit Bill Murray's charred corpse I don't know. I would actually Just like This would actually be possibly my like number one for the most pointless second act in a story. I've ever seen Yeah, we got the old We still got Danakroyd and is it just Danakroyd's cameo? Yeah Are you married to that woman from Godzilla? Oh God, yeah, that would make sense So so to clarify people were mean to him and these ghosts and so together they're gonna destroy everything. Yep Actually worse motivation than the girl from Godzilla It matches thematically because all the people who said you didn't like this movie We got berated and made fun of so, you know, yeah There's so many Terrific things out there. I mean wonderful things that are that are worth living for. I mean you got you got soup and You know that First then, you know Is this always a part of the plan? What were you gonna do before because before you Yeah, so I assumed before he was just gonna open the barrier and that was just gonna let the ghosts come in But now because he knew he was gonna get caught He was like, oh better kill myself if they ended the movie five minutes from now I would actually like find this kind of really funny Some styles that they shot on the machine. It's like, yep, we did it high five It's like how'd you do it? It's like we convinced him to kill himself Good job on this Actually feeling that's a good idea for a comedy to have the main villain convince him to kill himself by the heroes Oh, look you're on tv. We spoke to dr. Harold filmore physics department chair at columbia university where miss gilbert used to teach It's unfortunate that we have these former ties He only turns up in movies to be like, yes, this is very shit He likes the idea of being this the apex actor Yeah, no matter where he goes he gets in these shitty movies to to show them what good acting is Like I'll only join it if everyone else is shit. Seriously when he dies I'm actually gonna be sad because nobody fucking utilized him like in the movies. They would just like lol You could just tear it up Wait, what? Who drew this? What the fuck I always had his book Wait, what's they didn't they didn't look at his book you guys lose your keys Oh, I think I remember this the greets great room Yes, because lockstop ghosts what she needs is a train Seriously, what are you retarded? So you have proton packs. Yeah, what she needs to do is go grab a ghost gear, but I guess she's stupid It's brilliant really Ew Do it in the right place with enough power and there goes the barrier And then Is it like like genuinely where they like this will be really funny. Is that what this was? Why are you swiping it all over your face in your mouth? If she never dealt with a nosebleed before that's not how you do it. Oh, okay. That's that's funny too, I guess Yeah, this is definitely extended Wait, the whole room is packed with it now more vomit. You know what's funny guys just goo Okay That's what people like about the original movie Wouldn't it be great if she's just far-aided in the middle of the What are you doing? Why didn't you wait until they weren't watching you to do this? That was a stunt up You ain't you if you have snickers yet? Kill it kill it Killer than yourself that totally didn't work Is that all it takes That's how it works. Did you not notice the giant blue goo that Thanks for the upgrade rolling a big bully Oh my god, of all the bodies to steal I I get it The good thing they didn't start to disassemble this or remove it or wow Yeah, literally if they just moved this stuff out by now. Fuck would have been over Why did he kill himself for that? He could have done that without killing himself He wants to be a ghost. Okay Okay, fine. Sorry Idiot Oh, now you're in the final act for sure I feel like you could have done this with a hammer though They just had the old the old actor for the bad guy the original actor Were they just like yeah, we're just not going to use you anymore We just we have Chris Hemsworth. So fuck you So much goo it's gonna be real funny guys Oh ghost rats those are not good rats. Oh, hey trust us Okay, we needed that scene it was important that we had that scene Charles dance like running in terror is hilarious. I like the idea that that was his off like work time. Just having a I don't go to china town. I don't drive waffles and I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Oh, you're gonna die. No, give me my paycheck. Oh, you're gonna die Love the car do it humiliate you do a cow? Oh, yeah, of course another cameo because why not He was modeled after melissa mccarthy I agree mel Just add you don't deserve to live Can we like make camp for the night and we'll try to finish in the morning or something Let's save our game here So if a balloon they have yeah, they have a choir singing while this is happening balloon heaven. Oh my god Actually pop they should pop like on the first fucking time instantly. Oh, no No Kill them So yeah, fuck you stay puffed marshal balloon. You suck. What the fuck is also my gun works, but yours didn't Oh, no, she used the knife, right? That's yeah, she used the knife. That's our payoff Oh Because the massive proton nuclear weapon guns don't pop it. How did she how did she get her gear? Wasn't it? Yeah, that's a good question. Maybe you're right No, maybe there was a scene we missed surely. Oh, so we should advocate that they put that scene in I don't think we need more of this But it but this movie won't make sense if we don't oh, no Well, I was about to say what are the mechanics of a ghost infects a balloon and the balloon could be popped I don't understand. I would like to see you dance Why is there so much dancing because it's funny the dance they're dancing in a curt way It's not really basically eliot roger five minutes ago Right because in the theatrical version it just has this scene And it's really confusing because everybody's just in a pose Oh, do those ones not care about the ghost busters? No, no, no, they they're busy Right, it's pretty clear the ones that look like those ones are the ones that have stuff to do. Oh, the Oh, those are the bad guys. Yeah, the infinitisms. Oh my god. Yeah, so good to see you guys Finally some good material Why doesn't just simple just control the guys but they don't wear the traps What are they gonna do just make them shoot each other or use the soldiers to shoot them with bullets So all they're doing them around. Yeah, they're just throwing them around. That's all that's happening. You don't have traps. What are you doing? Wait, they can they can throw ax it. Wait, what what is it? They can throw axes at other goat. Well, it's a ghost. It's a ghost axe. It works on ghost Oh, look who's back It's so simple. I mean, come on. Oh god. It's a pilgrim ghost. What's happening Nuts Ghosts grenades, why don't you use a grenade if she if she's being held we've established that this hurts real things not just good Okay, dragon's back The grenade for one. Oh, you're the person who killed. Oh, it looks so awful They're just happening. They're supposed to fucking catch him. Why can't they die? Because I think they're the protagonists. No Oh, wow, wait, so it's just dead. Wait, how does this work? It's a ghost What what is happening? It's just extra dead. They're like ascoloni and I don't understand We've got so many hero shots in this fucking scene It is great. What is this grenade launcher for ghosts? Every ghost hunter needs a grenade launcher. Wait, we're all you guys Why what what is what is this what what amateur ghost hunter doesn't have a ghost grenade launcher? What is she what is happening? Guys the play of the ghost must be Please kill everyone She's being a badass. Oh, wait, okay So the same tools Yeah, the same tools we used to capture them can now just make them disappear. I don't understand We're outright kill them The stakes are unclear. Let's just say that like ghost Didn't he say there were millions these things? The end of your career is that way Why is it that you can't cast this spell on the ghostbusters? Yeah Oh, yeah, he's got a hot date. Oh my god. This feels so horrible. It looks like it's gonna be fun Look how many ghosts are coming out of it send them all after them in the time It took you to kill those 20 ghosts like 78 I would love it if one of them just just fucking Oh, look how funny she fell over Just just run up to one of these people and obliterate them flash and blood just flies everywhere And we're like, oh, they're a threat. Okay, please see Don't mind if I do Okay All they have to do is slap them. I do appreciate the joke. We've done two falling over jokes in like two minutes Oh, wow, they spent a whole scene on that joke. Wow. He's all yours. Just shoot him Wow, that was that was a very CGI Chris Hemsworth for a moment Why didn't you just have the actor fall onto a soft thing? Uh, because it's too expensive or not expensive enough I prefer something nice and cute like a friendly little ghost Oh, is this what you want? No, no, no, no, no This is what you want. It works for me But he's still a evil ghost because I'm trying to kill you What the fuck is he doing? I don't know what he looks like Just shoot him So this was the Just shoot him, what? This was one of, I know, right? They're not shooting at it But this was the one of the first things I ever found out about this film I remember I didn't watch it and then someone was like, do you know what they do? And I was like, what? They're like, they fucking kill the logo of the ghostbusters in it I was like, why? I was like, well, because why not? Wow, where did all the soldiers go? They disappeared You know what? Oh, they're just lying around Oh my god How cool the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man was Such a funny joke too I need to watch the original now to make myself feel better He looks like the Uggie Boogie Man Just, yeah, he really does, that's actually very true Just doesn't look as good because their films awesome at this one He doesn't look as good as that old claymation animated thing for like 30 years Kill him whatever the fuck you want We gotta go back, we gotta shoot directly in the portal with you This actually is kind of insane how much wasted time there is in this film, you know It's like, we have too much time and too much money and we have to waste both How much money did this film cost? Does anyone know? I just want to know how many jokers could have been made for the price of this movie All right, the Ghostbusters 2016 budget was 144 million Oh my god, that's half of like a Star Wars movie It looked like it lost about 80 million dollars What you mean to say is it made way too much money I like how he was, he was created to go after them He lost interest and walked off and now he's like, oh wait, they exist What do you know, they just, look, what a twinkie dink If we can get those reactors super critical inside the vortex The beta radiation could 180... It's good that the thing that they need is in the place they needed to be Aim for the silver canisters Why would it drive into you? Oh Look at what's their fucking plan? They're gonna blow up their own car in the goo and just as it was intended I don't understand the fuck All right, so what you're telling me is like a nuclear menstruation saved New York That's why it's red Oh, right in the nuts He doesn't even have one, I was even Well, because it's a man ghost, we all knew it Can you imagine how awkward the fucking writing room would be every time They're gonna shoot it in the dick and someone goes Yes, thank you, take her into hell Yay, we did it Woohoo, what a happy ending We never have to have another one again Wouldn't it be great if that was how it ended? Oh, we lost We lost So if you're gonna establish that she's currently in freefall I'm gonna bungee jump into hell with this not elastic cable How do you know that that thing won't be How do you know she's even alive? How was that fastened? How does any of this work? What the fuck? This is this is not in the theatrical vision I don't know what the fuck What the fuck? Wait, how did you catch up to him? He's been falling for ages. This is bullshit I gotta go save my friend from that old pair of dirty draws Oh, I got all quiet! Yeah, it's just like when This is like in Avengers when Tony goes for the bull hole with the nook He gone to stay on the ground They even did the quiet thing like they do with Tony This is this is some garbage shit Wait, did they just start pulling her in the hopes that she grabbed her? They don't even know They don't even know when they're out of Now it's time to go back to a fucking hole Wait, that's not where the hole was Wait, did the hair just go white? Oh, wow, the hole stopped for him Why is the hair white? That's not where the hole was What is happening? That makes sense Why is there a building? Why is there a building? Why is there a building? Why do we have white hair? I'm so confused This this movie defies analysis This movie this movie dares you to analyze it Why does they turn their hair white just so that they could say how our hair is white? Yeah, that's it Oh, all right A little help please Oh guys, guys, come on now Seriously What is this? I laughed at the first time Are they fucking around with the camera? Yeah, they don't know how to stop the joke I was about to give you a credit movie Like, oh, that was actually kind of funny And then you fucking did it two more times Every single one of you The big question is Was it the full women who refer to themselves as ghostbusters? Who is the one who wanted the attack? We never know Well, now we know how Batman feels No, you don't No, you don't No, you don't To me the purpose of life is to love And to love is what you have shown See, because she spent the whole movie without really saying any of this Like she's along for the ride It turns out she has deep thought That's the joke You know, we need to be better prepared Just in case Yes, that's smart Are her earrings like Wi-Fi signals? What are those? Oh, here it comes Is that? Is it in Kevin? Oh, Ernie Is it his uncle? Yep Oh, fuck off Where's it? Where's my chick? Miss, what'd you do to my car? God damn it I got four funerals this weekend I can't do them with just one hertz Maybe you could do two at a time Imagine reading the scripts This is why they call dead people the late so-and-so Let it keep going I'm pretty sure there's after credits shit But the idea that you read your script as a legacy character And it's you arrive and say I need the hearse back because full people have died Come on girl, you deserve every wanton in the world Don't let any man tell you otherwise Okay, we can go Oh, shut up You should have less wantons Yeah Hope she sees that I'm so happy she got her wanton That guy was born without wantons Executive producer Dan Ackroyd No, I know I'm just gonna disconnect his phone He won't notice Based on the 1984 film Ghostbusters Based on what fucking way? Why would you let them show your name? Why would you do that? Hi, hello, sorry I didn't know anyone else was here What a big ol' life I forgot to introduce This is my mentor, Dr. Robles Oh, it's so- No This is reckless Safety lights are for dudes The fuck? The safety lights make sense Why? Why? You killed a man I guess some people actually do know what we did Well, that's not terrible It's not terrible at all You're not getting a sequel Absorb that We love those gaggle bitches I think we've said it before But the trailer of the new film Wanted to let us know that they decadentized this film Just the trailer It hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years Christ We need more dancing Stop with the dancing Oh my god They needed to title the credits Who did this? Kolon Oh, they're matching the words to the di- Somebody worked on this Why? Give up It's over Just as a bit of behind-the-scenes Apparently Paul Feig had a mental breakdown When they were trying to choreograph this scene Because it wasn't working Oh, it wasn't working? I say there are no bad ideas I'd like to amend that statement There are a couple of bad ideas This is a thing A lot of people are like It was never gonna work Girls, ghostbusters It's like, no, that's not the pro- It's the hideously unfunny script You have to work to make this so funny I just laughed a single time Again, only laughing at the film Yeah, I probably laughed at it And the one time I thought it was something funny They just dragged it out too much And I hated it again Yeah Though, hey, that's an achievement We actually got through it So, number rating What do you guys reckon? Like How far can you go with negatives? Okay, so I'm looking for two I'm gonna go out there Scale-wise, Batwoman is a three Christ- No, Batwoman's a two I think it's on par with Batwoman Yeah, I think it's on par But is it on par with Christus on Infinite Earth? No, I think it's a little better than that Christus Infinite Earth literally fucks with time and existence and physics, everything But which one did characters better? Crisis on Infinite Earth or this? I mean, I guess there are characters in this They're all just insufferable, though At least in Crisis Infinite Earth I can't believe this is the position this movie's making me take Isn't it? Like, they have like relationships that develop over time sort of And they, like, utilize past I guess maybe I just thought this whole time That's like, well, everyone knows how to make, you know, a person say stuff and be a thing So I give them credit to be able to achieve that But maybe, you know, did the- Hawaii, why are they showing you? They had to repeat the vomit scene You're a big thing again in the background, that's funny This is Paul Feig's Batman and Robin Well, I mean, this probably is, as far as he's concerned This is his masterpiece This is the peak of his lifetime in Kim's career Really? Yeah, I mean, he's never Dude, the idea of getting A movie with this many A-list actors and this amount of budget That's never gonna happen again for him I'd be super fucking surprised I've seen some, like, behind the scenes thing Like, some clips and apparently they actually had fun And were laughing at the jokes And I was like, how, how? It's not funny But I think when they're- When they're literally your jokes You're probably are gonna laugh at them Just to try and encourage people to think they're funny Oh, that's even worse than this Like, don't you think my jokes are funny? I do, you're like, oh So, the thesis is that the movie improves after being extended I can't confirm because I don't really remember the original But they're both fucking awful Yes Jesus Yes And for timeline reference, people who eventually see this video Tomorrow we will be watching a video essay That asserts that this version of the movie is actually pretty good No, it's not I think this is one of those movies where if aliens came We'd be like, yeah, this happened They're like, but why? And you're like, no, I don't know Listen, these movies were not like that Harold Ramish, shut the fuck up Oh my god For Harold Ramish Sure, Harold's family must be well-prayed Wait, what does it say? What does it say, be moved? What is that? Yeah, be moved What? What? What? Worked on this? I don't know Be moved Oh, there's after credits shit Oh my god All right, here we go Do I want to turn it back on again? I call it the nutcracker She calls it the nutcracker I heard something really weird What's zoo? Oh, surely when everybody was working on this They were like, this is going to be a disaster Like there's no way this is going to sell at all Like this is going to lose us $70 over $70 million Everybody in the crew must have been thinking This is going to lose us over $70 million So, uh, Paul Figue When Paul Figue pitched this, he called it, I believe, a billion-dollar idea Well, yeah, he was envisioning space ghosts Yes, he was And he was also, he was in the camp that this will work This will definitely fucking work The funny, the interesting thing is I would like to see how this movie would have gone With a funny script I wonder how well it would have done Because the fact that you're remaking Ghostbusters with all women Could definitely land you in some trouble with fans Because they'll be frustrated But if it was funny, it would be interesting to see how everything would have gone Certainly more forgivable But like, at least people would mostly remember that When we went to go see the last one, we laughed a whole lot Yeah But like, holy shit, that's one of the least funniest, funny films I think I've ever seen Like, so many jokes where you just sit there like, what were you thinking? And you edited that Oh I wouldn't call that editing, this like Well, yeah They network television editing Where they only shoot you from the chest up And they just do, oh, this person's talking Put the camera on him This person's talking Put the camera on him This person's talking And then it's just that It's an alternatio- Alternatio- Alternatio- Alternatio- Yeah, man! Fuck this movie! So what was your favorite scene, everybody? The one where people die, any time someone dies, it feels like, oh, thank goodness Bill? Yeah, where Bill Murray dies, because you could tell how happy he was to be out At least he was out He's like, I'm free! He was here for my mortal contract I'm just picturing that interview Where the original script doesn't have him die And then he's like, I refuse to actually do this scene unless you kill me And they're like, oh Chilling me I think my favorite scene actually was the random fucking shot of Ozzy Osbourne Clearly against the green screen in his fucking libidrim or something That's just amazing No context behind it, it doesn't relate to anything Loved it And then you'd be like, Paul, why are we doing this? It's like, it's Ozzy Osbourne And you're like, yeah, no, but why? It's Ozzy Osbourne, it's funny Okay By the way, I want to put it out there The office is funny Paul Feig had a lot of time with the office I don't know why he didn't rub off at all on him It's a shame, really I can say I've now seen this movie Three fucking times Once in the theater Wait, you see the improved vision The extent Wait, you watch this in the cinema? Yeah Oh my god Why? I don't know It was a fever He gets drunk semi-regularly guys I just woke up, I was there So that was a nightmare Thank you for watching, everybody Ghostbusters twice has seen remastered But they extended Hopefully it gets a sequel Who knows? I can't wait for the extended Extended edition Oh yeah Give us, release the Feigercut Feigercut Imagine getting loads of money And being asked to make a good sequel to this film You'd be like, whore All right, so first thing This film doesn't exist The opening, it's like The four Ghostbusters tragically died Some industrial acid accident Something horrible They all got eaten by Zool Their last words were not funny You decide, no, we need it You have the scene before the ball dying They're melting slowly and screaming You're like, they need this The audience need this No, no, no, you don't understand That's what you have to do with sequels You have to kill off the old characters So that we can make ray for the new ones That's how it works You guys made this rule We're just following the rule Following the rules Yeah, well as long as we sent it 30 years later It makes sense that nobody acts the way that it is supposed to Right, that's how it goes He's old All right, well, yeah, so that's That's it That was something Goodbye, viewers of 2021 When this eventually comes out Yeah I hope 2021's better than this year Yeah I'll probably forget this happened Yeah, because now we're going to associate this film With this year 2020 didn't do anything to that They didn't want to be connected to Ghostbusters It's got enough problems going on Okay, goodbye Okay, bye-bye Bye Bye, buddy I see Batman like I see every vigilante A threat to the good people of this city The Crows and the GCPD will bring her to justice And we will not discriminate between the Bat And those who ate her have bet her Or so much as turned on a dead Bat like What did you bring me?