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I think the only other time we saw her with something Indian was when she did an interview with the Shwaria, right? Yes. And Abhishek. Oprah Network, I don't know if you'll block this or not, but please don't. Please don't. Unless it sucks, then do. Here we go. A solid actress by the way, Oprah Winfrey if you didn't know that. She's pretty solid. She's good. That's not Oprah. Can't trick me. I hear her. Where am I? There she is. I'm going to sit next to you, ready? Will you come next to mama? This is great. Traditional Indian meal. I'm so excited for the dish that you're having in our home. So excited. You get a Jalebi. Wonderful. So we're absolutely vegetarian in our cooking. But we also, you know, avoid using onion and garlic in our home. Because in very, very traditional beliefs, they say that onion and garlic agitates the mind. So we avoid it, but it's not that it's forbidden from our home. Sounds sad. Yeah, wow. So that's the Jalebi in which we just served, and the food comes in. All right. I'm learning a lot. Everything is a lesson. Today we made you a curry, which is typically we do a curry, which is also gravy. Yes, we're having food each other. It's a special day. It's a special day. Are those table, those placemats are banana leaves. Yeah. Beans and carrots. Beans and carrots are familiar. Is that okra? That's okra. This is actually cactus. Well, no, I would not have recognized cactus. Yes. You read cactus? Yes, but not that way. Yes. You know, also us. You do? We're going to encourage you to take your hands to Uber. Good. I would love to, but I don't know how you do it. So we'll help you with that. Usually we use only one hand. We don't use the second hand part. Ok. Let me just see how you would do it. So I did like this. How did you just do that? Just one finger? Ok, one finger. And now what you can do is you can dip into any of these things. You can mix and match. You can just try any of these things, whatever you like. Yes. You can just dip it into that. Yes. That's why I wanted to watch. Because I didn't know how the fight is supposed to take this up and drink it. You can if you want to. So I'm going to use both hands or I'll be your owner. Ok? In India the key is if you eat a lot, they're just happy that you felt that you've enjoyed the hospitality. Then no other rules make it. It's pretty forgiving. Rice is not. Yes, bread, and then after bread, we do rice. We then just add everything to it. You don't have to get there at the same time. Have you not learned that from Corbin? It may be hard for Americans to imagine a tradition where women always live with their mothers-in-law. Radhula, just like her mother-in-law before her. And then her daughter-in-law, who dated her husband's family home when she got married. So you run the household. You determine what's going to be served for dinner. You run the household. You have to eat what she likes. She doesn't run the household. The household runs. She makes everyone run. Like a series thing. We got to watch Oprah eat one freaking thing. Don't beat the leash. When you see her suck the marrow out. Yeah, I want to see her get into her elbows and taste it. She literally had one dish, the leash. That wasn't her... What were you talking to your mom about? The fact of she did not know and it's wonderful to watch her learning what we learned. Most Americans don't know the fact that in America, it's normal. By the time a kid hits 18, both the kid and the parents are like, go, you're on your own. Go live your life. In India, it's like, no, don't disconnect from your family and you're probably going to be living with your cousins and your household is going to have 7, 8, 9, 10 people who have parents that work there too. And then, when you get older, well, in midlife, it's very common when people get married and I specifically pointed out to her Ashwarya and Abhishek and how she lives with his family and that's normal to live with your in-laws. And then, when the parents get older, in America, we typically put them in some kind of retirement home or a nursing home and visit them. Or if you have a big enough house. Or even somewhere. But for the most part, it's not like in India where they took care of you for the years you were a child. It's your obligation to now take care of them. It's a very different mindset because obviously even the parents would probably know people value their privacy and their freedom even from their families. And obviously you're expected to live your own life and you're not responsible for anybody else. You love them and that's not everyone as well. There's a bunch of people that live with their parents and the parents live with them and all that kind of stuff. And it's actually quite popular now if you have a house and can build an en suite I think it's what it's called. Off it's on or mother-in-law suite. I think it's a mother-in-law suite. But usually if you can help it they have their own entrance in their own bathroom. They can stay away for a while and they can literally be in their own section. But I know of a friend who's from India who's an NRI I've been here for a long, long time and her son who's like 40 she was saying that she could get a place just like that an attachment to where his property and his response was I don't want you that close. So he's become really American. But no, that doesn't count. Sorry Oprah We're gonna get to see I know you did more than that so if this is a little teaser then then where's the rest of it? Because we don't want the appetizer we want the full Monty Oprah Oh, she's here. Always eat rice with Mon.