 Item number SCP-3238 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-3238 is to be contained at Site-19 in a standard anomalous object container. Foundation web crawlers will scan all portions of the web for the phrases, Datto Juice and Datto Juice Energy Drink. Upon detection of either phrase, Mobile Task Force Alpha-4, codename Pony Express, is to be deployed with the primary mission of containment of SCP-3238. Secondary mission protocols are to detain person of interest Datto for Foundation questioning. Testing of SCP-3238 is suspended at this time. In the instance of an active incident involving SCP-3238, all civilian personnel are to be evacuated from the affected area. All survivors, witnesses, and emergency responders to an SCP-3238 incident are to be administered Class C amnestics and undergo false memory implantation. Description SCP-3238 is a collection of 132 aluminum canisters, each containing 236 milliliters of an unknown anomalous fluid. Each canister has the words Datto Juice written in black marker. There are three variations of SCP-3238, each denoted by a different image, also cruelly drawn on the aluminum container in black marker. A fire, an international radiation symbol, and a sphere with trailing motion lines. The fluid itself is iridescent red in color and displays the same viscosity as water. When SCP-3238 is ingested by a human subject, one of three anomalous effects will occur to the subject in relation to the symbol on the canister, shown in table 1A. Table 1A, anomalous effects of SCP-3238. Symbol Fire Effect At core body temperature begins to rise rapidly within 60 seconds following ingestion. After two minutes, subject's body starts rapidly releasing oxydiciano acetylene gas as if pressurized. The gas will then spontaneously ignite, burning it approximately 4,990 degrees celsius in a 1 meter radius around the subject. As the gas contains both fuel and oxidizer, it has proven extremely difficult to extinguish the resultant fire, even if completely submerged in water. The resultant cadaver continues to emit oxydiciano acetylene gas and burn for up to five days. Symbol Radioactive Effect Subject begins to sweat excessively within 60 seconds of ingestion. Within three minutes, subject begins to emit electromagnetic radiation in the form of gamma rays, measured in excess of 800 rentgen per minute. The subject will succumb to this exposure within no more than five minutes, displaying all symptoms of acute radiation poisoning. Other living beings within a radius of 20 meters of the subject may absorb a lethal dosage of gamma rays within minutes. Within a radius up to 100 meters, other living beings may absorb lesser amounts of radiation dependent upon range and time of exposure. The cadaver may emit fading amounts of radiation for up to five days. Symbol Sphere in motion Effect Subject begins to become excessively nervous and jittery within 60 seconds of ingestion. Within two minutes, subject begins accelerating rapidly upwards, reaching a velocity of 11.186 kilometers per second within 30 seconds. Subject will experience forces in excess of 50 Gs during the course of this acceleration. Any objects impacted by subject will not stop or alter the course or speed of the subject. The outcome of any such collision is both the immediate liquefaction of the subject and severe damage or destruction to the object. Subject will escape Earth orbit and continue to accelerate away from Earth at a speed of approximately 11.186 kilometers per second. Nine instances of SCP-3238 were discovered following a suspected terrorist attack on the BEEP Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, June 14, 2018. The remainder were recovered from the North Las Vegas Amazon Fulfillment Center. Addendum IRC logs recovered June 17, 2018. Foundation agents recovered a laptop from the June 14, 2018 Las Vegas incident. The laptop was unusable, but the hard drive was recoverable using forensic software. On the hard drive, Foundation technical staff found IRC logs with evidence pertaining to SCP-3238. Begin long. Nick, sir. Password accepted. You are now recognized. Join DADDO, DADDOlaunderingTan.net Chat. Topic. Sorry, calf flock key broke. Topic set by DADDO on Friday, June 1, 2018. 10, 12, 34, Central Daylight Time. Multizig. Hello. Multizig. Uh. Multizig. Hello. DADDO. Hello, yes. This is DADDO. Multizig. You're the guy that does the research chemicals, right? Multizig. You there? DADDO. I do fine pharmaceutical. And you're sorry. DADDO type slow. Multizig. Cool, cool. Multizig. So look, I need something special. DADDO. I am too very special for all clients. Multizig. Awesome. I need something that will keep my energy up. Me and the boys are going to Vegas. Multizig. Gonna paint the town red. DADDO. Energy. Multizig. You know, like five hour energy. Or maybe something stronger. Multizig. Cause we want to party. I mean like out of this world. DADDO. I like bodies too, but not wanting to poop in your body. DADDO. Do you want energy bill for a red down outer space party? Yes. Multizig. Yeah, you know. Coke or speed or uppers or something. Multizig. Just something really far out there. DADDO. What do you think DADDO is? Multizig. Huh? DADDO. DADDO is not body supply store. Multizig. What are you talking about? My boy Malice F said you're the best there is. DADDO. DADDO is fine para pharmaceutical. DADDO. Medicine for hair growing also medicine for what make people old and horny. DADDO. Not fine para recreational. Multizig. Okay fine man, sorry. DADDO. DADDO energy bill not fun time toy for your space party. DADDO. DADDO energy bill serious business. Multizig. Dude, okay sorry I asked. DADDO. Wait, DADDO can still help. DADDO. What you need I can get you. DADDO. He's not pharmaceutical though. Multizig. Okay. What is it? DADDO. DADDO juice energy drink. Multizig. Oh dude what the fuck. Multizig. Are you serious right now bro? Multizig. Hello. DADDO. You need to trust DADDO. DADDO. You want energy I give you best energy drink there is. DADDO. DADDO I don't want to break out of market for energy drink. DADDO. Expand DADDO brand. Multizig. Energy drink huh? Like Red Bull. DADDO. Yes DADDO juice best energy drink. DADDO. Three flavors you have energy for days. DADDO. All natural energy. DADDO. No red cows no wings. Multizig. You're serious. DADDO. I said do you free I have Amazon Prime. DADDO. If you don't like DADDO juice then I refund you. Multizig. Dude cool. Multizig. If it works that is. Multizig. Cause we want to burn this mother down. DADDO. Yes and you will like there will be much red and burning. Multizig. I guess Malice F was right. You're cool. DADDO. Yes DADDO help for Malice and DADDO help you too many Zag. DADDO is the cleverest thinker. Multizig. Sweet thanks. And log. Amazon Prime page June 18th 2018. Foundation web crawlers discovered the existence of an Amazon item that fit the description of SCP-3238. This led to the mobilization of Mobile Task Force Alpha 4 to the North Las Vegas Amazon Fulfillment Center. The operation led to the successful seizure and containment of 17 instances of SCP-3238. And the interception of 112 more instances that were en route to potential victims. The item has since been removed from Amazon by the directive of. A copy of the item listing has been archived in the foundation logs seen below. DADDO juice. Yes all natural energy. Three flavors you will like. From. Yes this is DADDO pharmaceutical also fine laundry and tan. One star. One customer review. About the product. Energy from all natural yes obeys laws of thermodynamics. Contained vitamins, minerals, electrolytes, elements, atoms. Does not contain red cow or gibberish. Sorry hamster on keyboard. If you do not like DADDO has 30 day refund. DADDO is fine capitalist. Glue tan free not for human consumption. The product reviews are as follows. One star would not order again. It gave me tons of energy for my upper septentical work out. But had a horrible after taste. Nuke flavor made me crash a million times harder than I ever have before. Zero out of 10 do not recommend for non Euclidean organisms. Response from seller. Yes this is DADDO I will issue full refund. I always want to satisfy happy customers. Site 42 is able to continue broadcasting and move up to live action SCP film adaptations due to the support of viewers, subscribers and especially our patrons. Special shout out to our site director level patron Andre Beichert.